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About Wallowa chieftain. (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909 | View Entire Issue (March 12, 1891)
* 9 * I A PUysislab'a Sant »ay. hastened t s add; “ I ah a'n ’t he detained— you,” said OaMon, " I resigned from th e I | P r n t e c t ln n fo r W o r k in g STALES IN STATIONERY. shall 1 lie able n> go away again! For you arm y tiecause you d id n ’t like livlug in a T here is a very well known physician Tb« W orking Women a P ro tk rtlf know, however delightful Paradise may g a rriso n ." in tow n who believe« in the tranajMi H e r e I s t h e P r o p e r T h i n g In N o t * P a p e r Ion. which has its otfle* to Clinton ptecik be, if i have a few more good years to “ And 1 joined the Im perialists for you!" , a n d In V i s i t i n g C a rd s . was organize«! tw enty flfre fe ars sffQ K * ' that h I. o u M I Iwve on«*erhlr spend on earth I don’t care to miss them. cried Armamt. • i his gentlem an ha«t ac gration of soula His theories in fact unkm* Styles in stationery have not m aterial- was named I*fore t.i^L word ii I li>«art would u r n * u» iwot. are not unlike tliocie of the Buddhist, Life is only for a time, and Paradis« is customed you to the riot of Second Em s a l i e n rh« > h a v e a » n -« .s i t h e h e a l meant what It does neW ^nd- la. therefore. « « .i tiM el'iiuiZd I c h '»n Kwl froul la8t 8ea8° " ' for all eternity.*' pire halls, and, ra th e r than th a t you who believes th a t lii * )'" n ► u ill r I I h e n J .1 >. « k ill iM llw lt In some ilegree mislee 1 I fc,ui^of the dietinction» are • little more "D o n 't tie afraid. T hey'll let you out. should give them up. I scandalized my ' to Its present «state through sueeessive r t l i e i n h . . t i e r • m k n m ' I ' a | 4 t<> quit union In the sense i>l betug-l 1 Ct ine with me.** , JttMt m i t in 1, r e p le t e wlxde fam ily by show ing m yself At the dwellings in tl»e bodies of brutes. T he marked. New varieties of note paper Izatlon office red and direct» with florid decorations, eccentric dimen people but It Is • society of ■ I.-ft the p e v w of a rt And he led me to St. Peter. Tuileries. 1, accepting the hospitality of ¡ doctor is convinced th a t during his last sions, and couspicuous tin tings are pro me l i m , . more In t o m y h e a r t “ Make a note of this gentleman,** he a Napoleon!" recognize that working womedH ( h in e re a -M -th itn c a f i a r l t ) 1 said to him • lie «- a visitor—he only “ No politics!” said St. Joeeph firmly. incarnation be was a oat. T herefore duced, but fail to become standard. The thing they do not get a society I i m i . (lull if 1 o m i I'I not he w ishes to go in and look about and come “ Above all, nothing derogatory to Napo- he pays bis respects ••ata in every most elegant as well as genteel paper men and women who by tbeiy Invuik all fi»e world alwiv«, i out a g ain ." | leon 111. Sup|M)se he should w ithdraw m anner pomible. His house is th e asy sold is a heavy cream white sheet fold aid and capital protect then* nu. iiiH|iiriug aueti a hive. “ Pa** in, air; pass in. I ahull know , his troo[ts from Home, w hat wouhl be- » ro lls K e y 1UUI iu l t e t m i t l-’ree Presa. lum of “ strays.” He bin<is up their ing once into a square auvelope. This and hard working sisters against oeer- yon Again." l come of the pope?" bearing and brutal employers By nak- lore Then 1 w<«« in Paradise, and in the nick , “ I shall obey you," said Gaston. "I wounds, be n »stores their coats, he sheet may have a rough finish and the ing a complaint at the office« of the organ and 0 \ (» f •AliADISE of time Armand and Gaston, who had ! have stronger claim s than m ere ixtliticnl feeds and |>ets them and be has them curiously mottled appearance of coarse ization working women with the exe**p» wrapping ittper, by the irregular ar- > tion of those in household service, have been scanning the |iass«*ngers as they ar- , affiliations. Our love, Jeanne! Remem- by dozens. « _ I her! 1 was the first, the first! O ur w alks f W hen the house l)ecoiues overrun he rangem ent <>f w*ater lines, when it is their wrongs Inquired Into and their rig h ts rived, had already rushed to their wife. nd A rm and was m arried day Gaston had taken her right band, and on your fa th e r’s estate. Those shady t will consent to let "good and reliable” ! kuown as G recian antique, Kt inay be j procured even If ib t law has Vo claim them. I little jiaths, when your head sometimes •terdiiy a t St. C lotilde’s church, drew her on th a t side, saying: Statistics show th a t over 11.(MM) appli , smoothly finished, w ith no gloss and very I lay on in y shoulder: our we«lding day, families take some of his pets. In a d heavy anil silky in texture, when it is cations for help have been m sdejjunrig ‘‘.Jeanne, my dear Jean n e!" rrlved there was a great crowd, dition to these u nfortunates th e doctor when we cam e to my home, our home, at A rm and had taken her left baud, and | the last rear and claims upon unprinci remony was g- in " forward I m idnight, th a t hitter cold w eather. The has some aristocratic cats—cats with a called “ ki«l finished.” drew her on th a t side, saying: to slip in The ¿inept waa finish It may have a rough cloth finish or a nled employers, «-ven Vo the small sum of ground was white w ith snow, do you re pedigree. These are m arvels of beauty “ Maud, my dear Maud!" have ijeen »vrung out 6f them by tie hantngne,-Mini wound it hip She had tw o C hristian names, and it m em ber! W hat a roaring big fire there and of pride, varying in color from the peculiar rough effect known as “parch means of the law Tuese things are ac sentence was a t the chateau to welcome us! How ment vellum .” QuiV* the latest paper complished w ithout cost to the applicant. fore lie nnited o n earth until you had seemed in better taste to her, in the intim acy of m arried life w ith her second still the room was, how frightened we one of ebony coat to the lithe maltese used is a so called "etching paper," Lawyers and directors give their services lly united iu heaven. " both w ere!" and th e tortoise shell, whose mew is husband, not to l»e called by the same which has a fongh surface with various to the cause but th e n are many expenses mu restrain a slight exclamn “ S ir," interrupted A rm and, “ your musical abewe all others. irregular depressions, and rougher still, connected with the organization which main I s bride was not a young name the first had made use of. She w as j reminiscences are in execrable ta s te ." an adorable laung, replete w ith delicacy | w as m arrying the pretty* HttIe T he scarf pins of the- physician are alm ost like Bristol board, is the so called reach the sum of $5.000 a year This is "V ery possibly, sir, but I m ay certainly Jeanne deChurniclieu, the w idow of feeling. A rtnand and Gaston m eantim e be allowed to recall my confidence. My cats made out of moonstones or agate, hand made parchm ent, A new variety subscribed for in small am ounts. Tea showed no intention of giving up. dollars make» the douor a member for one 1 fill Gasuiu de Churuielieu. confidence was sim ply unboguded. How with ruby or topaz eyes. His cuff b u t of paper has broad w ater lines stamjied year The payment of $50 during any "Jea n n e!’’ ter ¿arm ing widow was /* »lined to i "M aud!’’ m any of my friends came to me perfidi tons are eats, anil a sort of convention across the pa;icr horizontally, and diag one year makes th e subscriber a member ’ iriend* happy. A i l Gaston, j ously to say, ‘Keep an eye on A rm and’— alized e r t presides over his stam p in th e onally applied to the envelope. tach j for life It hardly seems credible th a t On earth nothing \ Mild be | “ 1 am your first husband!" m eaning this gentleman. ‘Keep a w atch The same styles, too, are carried out ladies In society, who live luxuriously-, led but aliove, in heaven,* there | "1 am your second husbandf** ful eye on Arm and. He Is very fond of blank saves of his library rooms. It in the thin lined papers for those who drive out dally in their own carriages, and “ My rights are ineont<*stable!" th. tw o aspirants for the eternal you, we all know that, but th ere ’s some is indeed Li> coat of anus, and silver like a thin paper for the purpose of letter have atten d an ts at their beck and cell ’to aston and Artnand, the first aud i "Sir, rckuM* this lady!” * r i bt 1) bear i t B ut thecrow n- body he i:*fonderof, and th a t’s vourwife.* and china Nhi “ 1 haveA im h aig to say to you sir. gratify every whim, can be oppressors to Is bands. í Ing c u ri.w á 7 ¡; th e en o ri.m ù s P ereian w riti" « ' In “n " ote8 of in v ita ti° n ° r their 1 disdained.their gossip." t re kiu brown study. The sentence , do not i; now you !” own sc x jjn it this has been proven . . . ’ M n -M t I and fbrtnal correspondence the over and over again by th e books of the • I have AjSown record on the grunndk ,.;lt wiuph. „tuffed. sits in a niche in W regret He didn't know him! W hy, they were iy be jir»e-: probably a p| tea red in heavier varieties are employed. The one society and the actions of the law yers of confluence," said A rm and proudM*^ intim ate friends on earth when they were iis irt sermoiiM that conclude the i "L ate r, sir when in my tu rn I was the • th e hall to remind th e doctor of a per new tin t produced tht-i year is a very These very women, perhaps only from ervices». So five years ago, of alive, called each other by th eir first husband, little calum nies were buzzing ished pet. Mid delicate violet shadX which is sometimes thoughtlessnees. certainly from careless names, could n 't live w ithout each other. sam e promise was made to . . . , . . , . . . i It is hut fair to say th a t this adm ira ■ used by {esthetic people. A nother shade ness If uot a more ungenerous spirit, for ■ wua It was M de Sericourt th a t lold the.t il he lived and ’ ' l,e "rc ” h>1 »‘itshiuitl, almost lived alsuit. they told me to w atch, Sericourt, my best tion for cats is no affectation on the known as azure, which is in reality a tu rn away or cause to be turned away, ii Christ iau, he would m eet hi» at G aston's house, so m uch so that gos- ! friend—how ridiculous!" said—but where should we all be if pjirt <>f the physician, who is a very sin dull, soft blue, is also som ewhat popu the hard worked seam stress or th e tire d ic tun mt* again hi purailise among the sips I observed th at Jeanne could not con what gossifis sny were believed! ie archangels, the principalities j cere and simple man. b u t is really the lar. Dnll stone coior tnd chocolate are out dressm aker with her bill unpaid.— F, U, r*. M eantim e there wa* a great The quarrel, m eantim e, was w axing hot trol a little sta rt when she heard the result of a deep conviction. He lias a also sometimes seen, but the conserva New York Press • Their name of M. de Sericourt. I observed on around me. Mass was over. ; between A rm and und Gaston. € it. but A rm and observed nothing, aud theory concerning each of his friends, tive woman of good taste select, always C h a in s f o r Itiis s la n P ris o n e rs . NT orgnu gave us Meudelssohn’s , voices rose. Existence is sweet in Heaven, i continued: and th e anim als which he considers the a plain cream tinted paper. but slightly monotonous; so the sm allest ' [ followed the crowd, which lx»re I A point ou which false information ha» •ity "A n d when S ericourt w as killed in At the top of the page, and in the cen anciestors of th eir souls are not alw ays ie vestry room. 1 shook liatuis i event a ttra c ts as much atten tio n as a run- | been spread relates to the m anner prison 0 ? »ruk*t and shook hands with the 1 away in a country town. The blessed ' Mexico, and you, niy d ear wife, perm itted ter instead of the corner, is her address the unchecked o u tb u rst of your n a tu ra l i those which would be chosen if one stamped in colored letters, surm ounted ers wear their chains, which some, like came trooping up from every direction. | the author of “ Called Back.” would have it r it said not a single word. 1 was Some took sides with the first husband, I and proper grief. I received an odious l>a<l «»> o p p o rtu n ity o f c h o o sin g .—C hi- by her monogram, ot coat of arm s if she us believe is under tbeir -trousers. But rut ul not to ftjmnk, for 1 had a piece and others w ith the second. Jean n e re- I anonym ous le’ti »r; ‘Y our w ife,’ it said, cago Herakl. in> tongue’s end, and if 1 had has one. The monograms are much this is purely a hoax I have In my pos I it ‘shells more tears for the fra*n«l than she ! all, 1 don’t think 1 could have mniued passive; she had freed her hands, , will ever give the h usband.’ I never more used this season than they have session pairs of Russian handcuffs and leg rrn I n I n t e l l i g e n t H on e. and said nothing to either A rm and or I , m yself from saying to Arm and: chains and a prison suipWhiob 1 obtained •ieri mentioned the le tte r to you. Suspect Gaston. T alk nl(,ut the intelligence of th e no been previously, and the fancy is to In Siberia, where also I saw score«, not J«v liv •intake iu the lull meaning of you! Suspect Sericour*:!" w stamp them in embossed letters colored St. Thom as had come w ithin the . m f i^ice about th< eternal union! gates of Paradise when I «lid. "W h o is this Sericourt who has got ble horse I < A lisi) dealer on T hird av with m etallic colors. The three initials say hundreds, of leg chains. The last l u u cundiduies, my dear fel- mixed up w ith mU th is /" said St. Joseph. enue has one of th e best organized in script are somotimes used instead of consist each of tw o rings, to be riveted “ This m ust often occu r," I said to him ; ' around the ankles, and attached by a o t liat eternal union." "a great m any women on e arth have tw o » " I s Sericourt a th ird husband! 1 am equines in this big town. The anim al the monogram. For ordinary use the chain th irty Inches long, which, for con very m uch perplexed." ne lit church, 1 maiie some culls, I husbands. ** referred to is a sorrel, not a high step letters and accompanying monograms venience in walking, is suspended in the i»<»r-e. 1 c.med at the club, I went “ Very true, the novelty is th a t the ' " J u s t one word, St, Joseph, ju s t one, per. nor a thoroughbred like S alvator and still th at idiotic ¡>erplex- are of a clear scarlet or blqe. printed middle by a strip of leather from the I „ era, husbands should claim their wife. Gen but a clincher. The day I m arried th is N either is it a swayback like Tenny, ed me: waist Between the rings and the pris smoothly upon the paper. lady, a priest, an excellent priest, prom erally, under these circutnstauces, the , A rm and und Ga«ton settle it G entlem en's visiting cards are a trifle oner’s skin there is woru first a coarse ised m e at St. Clotilde’s church th a t our bu t a good, common, every day horse *eii will em ulation is as to which h is b a n d shall . in u not her and better work I!" tem porary union on earth should l>e fol th at atten d s strictly to the fish trad e longer and quite ns narrow as those of woolen stocking and over th a t a piece of uro to tied and to sleep, aud here the not take h e r." thick linen cloth, then come the trousers, last year, aud have the address in the over which is bound round the shin a when regularly fed. «ai gins A dream , l»ear th a t w ell “ How is it when thin g s are reversed, , lowed by an eternal union in h eaven." " B u t St. Jo sep h ," cried G aston, "th e »w« n o th in g ’»ut a d ream . and there are tw o wives to a husband!" B ut when its meals do not arrive on i lower left hand corner. The lady's vis leather gaiter How, then, could these it "O h, then i t ’s very different; the day I was m arried, at the Madeleine, a tim e it organizes a strike, and is alw ays iting card is large, square and imposing, chains he worn under the trousers? The * • • • * bishop—see?—not a priest, a bishop, m ade In Paradise, a t the station. T rains women alw ays quarrel as to which shall me the self sam e promise in th e self same successful in getting its demands. and engraved in large script, especially chains In my possession weigh five and a quarter pounds, the handcuffs tw o but png in und o u t; (he cars started keep The husband. Women are wild to terms. ’’ Early one morning the owner of said if the nam e is a short one. ud curtft* back more or less well be m arried, even in heaven. Still, we had j "T h is is lieeoming very em b arrassin g ," W edding invitations are in every re of these la tte r I should observe th a t in horse had an unusually large am ount rather an odd experience the day Napoleon m urm ured St. Joseph, “ very em barrass spect the same, engraved on a sheet, note going across Siberia and through its pris Jomns was the station master. 1 1 a rriv e d ." ing indeed. O ur representatives on e arth of b u sin e* to transact, and a hoy, who size, which folds once, to be inclosed in ons I saw only one man manacled, and he “ Ah! You have Naj*oleon in P a ra a desperado, who. to the crim e for w hich a tten d s to the anim al In a stable in the vith him . und he very civilly ex- som etim es act very inconsiderately. B ut the envelope. This envelope contains dise?’’ | b e w .iik .n g u i the •»V'-tem. rear of tlm tìsh sJwre. rushed th è horse sometimes three cards besides the invita he was judged, added th a t of m urder in come, madame. I revert to m y first de the prison — Henry Lansdeil, D. D.. in I’ I ' i • . Si I l f tro tn th e ] “ Oh, yes. A fter a little P urgatory, you cision; it is for you to choose. You have out in to the avenue and bltebed It up tion priqier—the card to be presented at H arper's Magazine pu< u a t Hell. t-Micli at Purgatory, know. Napoleon H l was so'nice to P ius not spoken. Speak!" to a wagon IX that we couldn't, in common decency, , the church door, another for the recep i th eir term inus iu Paradise. We T hen the little widow, rosy and m uch T h e lish dealer gayly stepped into tion at thuliiouse.andn third which may I crowded ju st a t present. The ! leave his uncle in Purgatory. Paradise 1 moved, said: P a r is ia n L a c k o f C o m f o r t . was opened to him, and his first word I I been having ra th e r a laid tim e of ! Each day th a t I live here, certain thing» " I f you are infinitely good, St. Joseph, th e vehicl«. and seizing (fie reins yelled give thM futuro a t home day of the was; 'How about my tw o wives?’ He I last few years; ’ (this was in | you v ill {»ermit me to rejoin M. de Seri “git lip !" t The horse did not "git up ' bride. ATcard is sometimes used for strike me more forcibly in th is great city, |-i. g th. occupuiiM i of Home,I ! was asked if he bad a preference. ‘I have court, who is over there iu th a t little a little bit it stood Rtill. T he driver qhur, h weddings indicating the hour and and just now I am trying to solve th e In:.- l»ecii a lit tie utmospbere j Indeed. I w aul Josephine.’ A cherub cloud on the left. He ha» Is-eu Ixcko’iiug ridai. party take the problem of why the French people have ‘ X ap*4*«o>t' a h n iwftw^RR---- h p j ^ R l i r . » i * l l 4 i i i ■v*- n«»«»»e«rr« :imf*Tnr rridb»n* that ' tUe<* «vet told not the many com forts about them tliat to me fbf ILelm -t q u a rte r o f a n h o u r." kl up th e to tte rin g u nd confirm ed ’ there. H e's asking for you.* ‘I am ex- I I turned my head, und perceived Seri stab le boy patted ¡fon the neck, scratch train, and wviichls practically an invita we American« have In our so m uch ceedingly so rry ,’ said Josephine, dryly; f tion to see them off on the wedding jo u r h younger country To begin with, they ‘but a fte r w hat occurred in 1H09, never!’ | court, in fact, ut the left, in his little , ed Its liackhone and whis[>cred som e ney.—New Yotk Sun. in tis f JL fur the last few t cloud, expressing his affection and wishes thing into its left car. T he horse prick are only beginning to have gas put into •e bn I wen a constant in- We fell back npnn Marie Ixmlse. but she iu highly sentim ental pa nt undue. their houses from garret to cellar, tele ed up th e right ear nnd answ ered in 1 go hack to Napoleon! , L;»dy a n d W o m a n . uuni r of our passengers for raised the roof. phones in private homes are few and far Sericourt! A nother of m y friends! ery .1 . there is u dem and for I. who am living so peacefully w ith the This charm ing wom an was, I repeat, ■ th e negative by staying right there. between, and the m essenger boy system* Mrs. Lynn Linton calls attention to general! Don’t talk to me about Napo- ox h.-:s som ething to You can g e t a mes destined to contribute even, to all : T he boy Ijetbought himself tliat the the curious tact th at whereas fifty years is not even known m i.>o n... leon. Let him take back Josephine!* a Ml • '! faith I i l l n has ha* 1 revival of eternity, in this world and the next, to horse had not had its breakfast, and ago gentlewomen said •‘m am m a” and senger. it is true, but he is not the bright, V ot- i u u t u t * Ige , .. ,, N e ith e r w ould < ¡..ib •• h r iniud. and .:e i-'i \ourseit. All. , . ... . t«»r youruelf. Ah. the happiness of m y friends. unhitching th e m in ia i led It back to were call»«.’ / ‘Julies," while hunibler agile American boy. but a man grown old press is due. Yes, we there stood Napoleon, all alone, and ra th e r with hard work Then he Is called by tho "W h y d id n ’t you speak a t once?" »aid right through put out. when Mine. De Stael came by. St. Joseph; “ this solves everything. , th e stable, u b ère it was fed a pailful { people sai'Jy m o th er" and were called dignified name of commissionaire, and ex Tii it horse was not going to “women.“ we have now m ade a kind of pects to be made much of accordingly, D - >u he:ur the ‘Give Najxdeou to m e.’ she said; ‘I ’ll take Make your arrangem ents w ith M. «Ie i of oats And they got on fu- I f*^s» - t r;. i O ur company care of him.* Sericourt. W hat do I wish, myself, i work until it had had its breakfast, verbal somersault. W h at used to be the and never half does his work. I have uuc w hieb i «»ii .* shurvs by pub- m onsly." except th a t you may l»e happy in P ara- j and as noon a* it had eaten sufficiently sign of dignity has become the shibbo already spoken of th e poor arrangem ents H ight here St. Thomas was interrupted iptioti; the I .»nd- are guaranteed leth of vulgarity aping gentility, while for fires Could we tran sfer some of our dise, since you have been a good Chris- ' it w ent right off to business. Moral it. O ur tru ik 11 n<*s are finished, by u loud cry th a t arose from the ranks of tian?’’ the olil badge of tho common folk has fire brigades to th is fair land, the good Feed yo u r horse Ix-fore you send it to the blessed: ■e not >«t In *ouiutunicatiuu with been adopted by the upper classes. The people would fairly marvel at such a won “St. Joseph! St. Joseph!" pianeta, 1 Maut you to in stitu tio n Then, , again the W hereupon I awoke with a sta rt, tiiie w ork.—New York Tele;tram. j: philosophy of the m atter lies, we are derful It was in fact St. Joseph. He had lieen this iuco uitu' train. You neral use of elevators is only ju st mak- rejoinder stru c k me as so sprightly on the attracted by the noise, and came th a t A S o ld ie r In T i m e o f f e n c e . >*> 0»* «’™nge desire tO bo thought g headway, aud a hundred o th er thing» lmvv three t-lusses of cars, part of the exceilen’ St. Joseph.—T rans- O ne of the many advertising schem es i J* 11/ thaf wl‘‘ch th a t have become second n atu re to us are ¡»lid nivi (bird: u Itogguge car anil way. lated for the A rgonaut from the French 1 m ust here caution the reader not to itn e n t for dogs. The passengers of Ludovic llalcvv. in New York is th a t of having a man ,U> the urnversal adoption of a still to be heard of in the city of citiea.—• forget th a t all this was a dream . , . , , ” , title th a t ouce had a definite meaning, Paris Cor. The Argonaut. ilkdg: »¿itch them, aud observe St. Joseph was entirely the St. Joseph dresetsl in « so d.er s uniform W nrch up Tb<> inwviubio consei, oence j , the re- H o n o r lle l o n g * I»» S e rv ic e . , m any people iu the second clues and down on the top of a building in a , urn of don't i-i•• n u t miH ii from among of the Italian «rlwol—brown drapery, A i r <»f a S m o k in g C a r. E«1 neat ion is not first or chiefly the ,er to tho sim ple'con | r middle i la-~—restless. Voltairian gray hair and beard, a staff in his hand, m ere learning of certain facts or principles; p art of th e city crow ded with women dirions abtthiloncd.by the lower, for "th e “ Here Is a curious th in g ." said a doctor. thinking, 'lie lower middle class, and sandals on his feet, plus a very impos It is such a developm ent aud train in g of who are oqt shopping. He ap p aren tly as he walked through an Erie railroad lird clues curs we get crowds: the ing aureole, and an air of prosperous, faculty as m akes one m aster of himself lias n o t th e slightest objection to m ak fine, fleur” id ways separates itself from train the o ther day “Thia smoking car its im m ediate im itators and prefers to ■ is wholly bad or wholly good; : upfier middle class benovelence. and his conditions. O ur present defini- seats fifty |iersous. and yet there is sel erully speaking, good. Tiie first ■ He paused, Asked what was the mat*er, tion and popular use of the word is alto- I ing a ludicrous exhibition of ltiinself. adopt the style and m anner of those who dom a chance for a seat a fte r the tra in rs ore crowded, too. We m ust j and was told how things stood. g ether too narrow . There is som ething j and h e is ridiculous, for more th a n half are too far removed for the possibility of s ta rts out of New York The men in thia e th a t rich ¡ieople are adm irably | ‘’W e ll," said St. Joseph, " It seems absurd In calling some practically incapa the [teople who stop to look a t hint conftjsion. "W om an.” in Mrs. Linton's i car have gone into the country a t cousld- si for ocldeviug salvation. Their j simple enough. The lady is here as a ble m an, some useless m em ber of society, | burst into laughing a t th e sorry figure opinion, is taking nil alm ost Junoic sym erable erpon««. a n d riiiuui vantage for th e | their ow n. aud even adm itting recom|»ense for her religious conduct and educated because lie happens to have had he cuts. The helmet, th e belt, the bolism—grand, supreme, all embracing, sake of their healths The only tim e they give Matali the heat part of their C hristian feeling. She has a rig h t to a parro t like knowledge of Greek or while "lady" lias /alien to the ground spend at home ia a t ulght. and most of It , they alw ays Und au hour here i happiness of the most (»eaceful character French drilled into him ; while another, m ilitary trousers, the blouse, th e m us like an overriito plum in the heart of In tbeir bedrooms In heated houses where B, fro m tim e io tune, to m ake up and largest scojie. Let ner pronounce, whose eye or hand is trained into fitness ket and tlie bayonet a t bis side are all which the wasi» have been a t w ork.— the air Is very little different from th a t hg.oiis negligences Uod la not so and choose between these g entlem en." for rendering grand service to the world, there, b u t they d o n o t seem to fit. They In s city bednxrai They «|>end from tw o “ B u t,” said Gaston, “ what is reserved London News. in- is suppo-ed I" (»e lie is sat- Ss spoken of as uneducated. to four hours of the only leisure they V.K one Vrlak. who W IIV* comes VVllIVC in 111 (. a • bad WVVUUi ■ } 2 1 Honor . be- were probably cu t for a real soldier. At second r' |t h w i > I il,. io>oti kmov> Only for I „ the . . t . i longs to service, ami if we wish it to go any rate, the m an m ust serve his p u r have In thia car where the s ir la so P o s itlb ly a M u in p le o f M a n y . tw o or three da>«. Jou will see | Gaston hart a very flue stable d u rin g J w h*re jt ljel„Ilg8 we m ust honor the train- vitiated with tobacco th st though 1 am an 1 met a lady acquaintance a few days old smoker It m akes me as sick In fifteen kin d red I rjiii- eotne in. and there i his eart hly pilgt »mage, and his abomiuable ing w hich fits one for it. A boy whose pose. for people do stop to look a t ail to he people that vna know in slang slip|>ed out even in the presence of genius is in the direction of handw ork, him, but, as a little girl said a fte r sta r ago who walked as though she was seri m inutes as did my first cigar It la aafo ,1 le-io 1 ,u il see how easy ii is I St. Jo sep h I sought the cause. A t to say th at the health of these mon would artisanship, should be able to graduate ing a t him with round blue eyes, “ He ously lame N ever fe a r," said St. Joseph, " I will w ith a n honor equal a t least to th a t which leaven. ’’ ain 't half so funny as my b rother’s first glance I he symptoms would indi have been better guarded had they stayed I-,-,, .. a eontnin- eative saint. give to him who is not choeeu one of the attaches to oue who is to irll a c lerk sh ip ." painted soldiers.” —New York T ribune. cate th at the trunhle lay iu ber s roes, as In tow n.”—New York Sun ■:» o ,i Io the last few unclaim ed ladies who literally sw arm in —Rev. M. T. Savage. she wtts lätty : enough to take a No 5 shoe, of bis di-r >ur-e 1 was not listen I Paradise Do not let us lose tim e, T h a jA o u n g A r t C r i t i c . but stiliih e v.’oreNo. 4. She lirai» 1 along H o w to ( a r e o f t li e B r a i n . ■ y s f i ,, . w dow. U as'ou’s madame. Make your decision. Choose, N o t t o B e M ig h t e d . A bright » o n g s te i who visited Idle painfully, so 1 inquired w hat aile 1 her. T he brail? stan ds most abuse of I'fty ym and's wife, had cornel 1 hud if you pleAagCf “ Do n e t call a man a |x>litician as if it “ It is my nerves." tho replied. 'N erv Corcoran a rt gallery the o ther day aos pretty head a t the window of a ! S ilen t ond*ti€ lotionless, Jea n n e stood be- ' were a disgraceful e p ith e t," Senator P. organ in tlt,> binly Its best tonic and apparently very deeply impressed with tai . i ie-u. imht m. I d ish i . g . s h e tween her tw o husband«, and both Gas said. “ The greatest «ucn we ever had stim ulant Is suotess. T ho worst and ousness is my great afiliction, and now th at famous little exam ple of Italian k . i„-r uiikh - ton and A rm and alternate«! like c h arac were politicians. Jefferson, W ashington,' my feet are so affected th at 1 can hardly aculpture, ‘The Forced Prayer " It w ill most depressing tiling Gt It is failure. ■ H e ,, i i . -o. e e ie v e ry Irim ters in a Greek play, seeking the words Madison, Monroe, Henry, and o ther men be remembered th at tha sta tu e reprceeuta Tlie most Injurious effects come by us walk.” Jabon! m i - v e i l din-'-! ion, chirping. th at m ight touch their w ife’s heart. “ Nerves, eh?” 1 rejoined. ‘‘Do yon a small boy in a very abbreviated gar “ I was so proud of your beauty, I who laid the foundation* of our govern ing stim ulants in early life. Young I s l lui.s-- W h e n l a i d I h u i e , m ent were politicians. So were W ebster usually experience tho same sensation ment who bolds lua cbiibhy hands to It.” I Je a n n e ," said Gaston, “aud of the sensa- i and Clay, LinrokL and Seward, H oratio people should never use liquors, te a or gether In front of him III an a ttitu d e of pnbered seeing le-r just like that, tion it m ade in society. L u xury for you Seym our nnd Bs W ilt Clinton and Sam coffee. T h e latter tw o may not exact when you take off your shoes?" "Oh, no." sho said, " b u t if 1 take them prayer, while his small tare repiesenta nt the« iiiipie tin- station, leaving ' was w hat I lived for. Y’our diam onds uel J . Tilden. An honest nnd com petent ly do harm , but they a re conducive of off in the ilay timo and put on my slip eve.y Aoaaible shade id disgust and rebel htl train tliat brought the eiu- J and lace, your carriages, your horses, , politician, w h'^rem lers fuithfnl serrtoa to And then your room, no good. They act mostly on the pers, 1 find th a t I cannot get ray shoes , lion But our youngster bail a different ests to the chateau T hat day ’ your l'veries. ids country, m erits the regard even of explanation ol I In- motive of the statue, led her ankles, too, and th a t day, Jeanift». your cherry satin room I A ud , those who speak slightingly of his voca brain and injure its grow th very m a on again; my feet seem to sw ell.” which he tersely staled to Ids fattier, on ■ uttered a lo n g th e e m h a u k m e u t, | then boxes, boxes for all th»* first nights. tio n ." —New York Sun. terially. Abuinlance of sleep is neces I had no more rem arks to offer.—Ex his return borne som ewhat in thia ?tae: . Three hundred francs I paid for the first i sary. Eight hours is not more th a n change. “ An’, papa, I sawed a little Imago Pf » (miles! Don't let my trunks I* night of ‘I j M Fantille Benoiton.’ " A d v ic e t o Y o u u < W r it e r s . boy wha. bad lieen «• basin a little < Idricen enough. Sleep is th e tim e of relatively I “ Boxes!" broke in A rm and, “ he talks Ile«l ltr«‘» .e . P o p u la r. J bate iuurteen.” In his night gown Au b« dea catch da F irst of all. «io not w rite unless you er of the imperiai household of boxes! Even before I wes the husband have MMnething to say, and the more lowered expenditure an d increased re- Dresses of vivid red English serge are little chicken up iu his hands an* be r at the Compiegn« station aud I alw ays paid for the boxes. The first thoroughly you understand your »abject, poir.—Ladies' Homo Jo u rn al. very popular this season. These make iquoshed it VS aahniglon Hatchet. 1 night of Le I*«-i it ra n .-’’ cost me the iw tter is your chance «>f success. bright and becoming gowns for youth fears, mart ante !a comtesse, I ; francs, and 1 g u \e »500, in ld08, for P a tti’s ■ Secondly, it you have som ething iu your IIiiu lUyht. N e w A r ie e l a n (V e il a t P a rle . ful women When trim m ed with black tore <»f your truul.s. I have the , benefit." George Schmidt, a Brooklyn man. v .i r .i «-ihtion, black fur, or black passe- The artcetan well of Pla»*e H ebert, at “ D atosl" cried Gaston. “ He remem- m ind, but from fatigue or o ther reason r w ent to her a t the ' her» itaivs. W hy, yoii rtitivtl a t my table, ! your ideas rio not s«t*»n to flow sm oothly, was m ad a t a Newark man. an d «o ho m entenes. the color is toned down con- , Pana, bas ju st been omened, a lte r Otherwise your a r t two year»’ work on it h was uer»’saary sir. five (lays iu tint week, aw l you were put down your icle will be (orct d anil jerky, and will not wrote him ; ''W hen from your body siderably. A strakhan is iiiuclt used upon to bore to a depth of $.3(10 feet to r«*aca always loatln« in our box at the upera, your b reath goes, on ¿o u r grave will 1 those dresses. Horae im itations of th is; hhkSauwr • Will yy ui you be be a credit »o you. "»'»ling is, more water, aud such depth was attained < ui I t I you v lio m ake such nu Mte about three or | Kh to sliow o e your ticket!’” spit.” He was arrested under the postal ‘■kort curly fu r are quite good, and wear w ith the greatest difficulty The wor^ to u r w retched th eatre boxes se u t to my or less, an Inspiration. W ait until the extremely well, fa gray and black j had to he st«>p|»e4l several tu n es, either on : is, sir.'* "spirit moves. " —Cor. W riter. * laws and fined #250, and Ids m outh fctly correct; you may go in. Wife." lias been so dry ever since th a t lie m ixtures it is coramou looking, but account of the bard lie«« of the s tra ta tr a "T w o or three! Upon my word s u n I : R e q u is ite s o f A ««I h o r-S ilp . e couldn’t even spit over his shoulder. — made entirely of silky black wool the versed or of th e crushing of the Biftailio |tle friend bowed prettily, and details are too p e tty ," The Rev. E. P. Roe says th a t those who effect is entirely different.—New York tubing caused by the pressure of th e “ I quite agree with you," said St. Joseph, An intense desire poss.’s -ert lue prove the possession of a good average D etroit Free Press. earth The new well is the third ot th e Post. her Into Paradise. Who could looking bored and rearranging ids a u re m tnd by acquiring a fair education can ublle wells or P ans lh« others loung “ Be as brief as )s»ssible, if y?u Lrhaps A rm and was deed, and my ole. To clean mirrors, sponge them free Miss Mary F. Seymour, tho eiMtor of usually y a ii. them selves to write, If su f hoee of Grenell« and Passy Its disrupter i Him herself coulronted by please, gentlem en K indly express your ficiently resolute. Anthony Trollope went from ail dirt, drying with soft cloths, The Business Woman's Journal, propose* Is 5j feet aud the » e ig h t of the Uibing self in favor of one or the other, (hualMtnds furth er than this; he said th a t a pile of and when dry rub a little powdered toon to organize a woman’s businees about KhO 000 pounds The teum erature » I St. T hom as if he could manage m adam e." Jeanne w ould not speak, and the two papep*, a botile of ink. and |>eus were aU blue over th e glass, polishing finally college. She says it will l>e the outcome of the water tha* It furoishee la !M» dega. II m ight go in. th a t was necessury to m ake an a u th o r.— of the Union Hchoal of Stenography and The cost of th is tmpofLani undei ta k in g hnsbauds raved on. with a soft old silk bandkentbi-f. r,” he replied. was $500 000 — Hcieutittc American r “Remember, I gave up lay career for H arp er's linear. Typewriting. I LOVE YOU SO. O J > so. my «very rhniijrht h nw^et, y o « comuiuuplMNt i»«<-uune of M. f lor eu hour, yon know, I > -------- r — v-n \ 1