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About Wallowa chieftain. (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909 | View Entire Issue (March 25, 1886)
C O N íiR E S W . LATK M T T K L K W R A P R IC R K P O K T . A M y n o p a l. a t M r u a r r , l a t r o d u r r il l a t h e N a t io n a l l.r c lH ln tn r r . THE BIG LOTTERY PRIZE. A LOST RECKONING. T h e T c r r lb l« tn J u .U c « I l o o . t o t l w M em o r y o f o a O ld M a h l. It was a dreamy, sad afternoon, near the close of September. The thin, al most impalpable haze of autumn hung over the landscape ike a veil of ethereal lace, and the stillniss was almost de pressing in Its intensity. Suddenly the bell of the village church began to toll. Tho solemn reverbera tions seemed almost out of tune, break ing upon the slumberous stillness of that perfect afternoon. Tabitha Jones wrs dead—poor Tabi tha, the village spinster. Generations bad come and gone—she had gone on, not forever, but for a long, long time. Now she was dead. “ 1 wonder how old she really was?” queried one and another, as the tones of the bell Heated mournfully over the village, and over the farms, and far down the valley, where the river lay shimmering like a sword in the grass “ But wait, and we shall see. Pretty soon the sexton will toll off her ag e/’ IS EVERYBODY DRUNK? H « w V o r t a n « « F e l l t o I ’a lir o r n la n n In t h e l.a a t I t r a w l n a o r t h e l.o a ln la n a l o t t e r y . G uards are to be kept at G .rtteld ’» tom b u n til J u n e 1st. A Confounded Fool. Among the many stories Lincoln u«ed to relate was the following : Trutig- j ^r(> |h * records o f som e o f th e cures of ing along a lonely road one morning co n su m p tion effected l>y th a t m ost w on rem edy—Dr. P ierce’s “G olden Med on my way to the county seal, Judge derful ical D iscovery.” T h ou sand s of grateful -------- overtook me witli bis wagon m en and w om en, w h o have been snatched and invited me to a seat. alm o st from the very ja w s of death, can We had not gone far before the wagon te stify th a t con su m p tion , in i's early s ta g e -, is no lon ger Incurable. The D is began to wobble. Said I, “Judge, I covery has no equal as a pectoral and alter think your coachman has taken a drop a liv e, and th e m o st o b stin ate affection s of too much.” the throat and lu n g s yield to its power. Putting his beud out of the window A ll d ru g g ists. the lodge shouted,“ Why,youinfernal J oh n W . M ackav s»h .crib ed $5,0X1 to scoundrel, you are d ru n k !” the M cC ullough m onu m en t fund. Turning around with great gravity, the coachman said, “Bcdad! but tiiat’s CATARRH A New Treatment has twee dia whereby a permanent cure is effected In tiie firs’ rightful s’cisio* your Honor’s cerered from one to three application». Particulars and giv’n ’n twel’ mont!” treutise free nn receipt of »lamp. A. II. D ixon If people knew the facts they would & S on , 805 King Mt, west. ‘Toronto, Canada. be surprised to learn how many reel in Job P rinters a lw a y s buy the old reliable tiie streets who never “drink a droj Gordon or P eerless p resses from Palm er & They are the victims of sleeplessness B ey. of drowsy days, of apoplectic tenden Dr. H en ley ’s Celery, B e, ’ am i Iron cures cies, wheae blood is set on fire by uric acid. Some day they will reel no more N eu ralgia and N ervous H eadaches. —they will drop dead, just because If you w an t H eads, S lu g s, C ases, Cabi they haven’t the moral courage to defy n ets, order from Palm er & Key. useless professional attendance, and by —— ———— — —— - use of the -.'.'oiiderfc.l Warner’« Safe Ir a cough d istu rb s your sleep , take Cure neutralize theuricacid inlhesys- P iso's Cure for C 1 nsuinption and rest well. tem, and thus get rid of thediunkeness Y'our lT Im in g In k s buy from P alm er & in the blood.”—merican Hural Home. “ Are yon interested in the subject of sleanish p navigation, sir?” sa d a wlieezv old man w.tli a wandering eve a» be took a seat an I made him elf at home n (ho private office of a Slate street bus no*» house the other day. “No, sir, I am not,” sa d the head of the firm, rather curtly. • If a n an wa» to tell you that he could bu id a ship that would cross the Atlantic in twenty-four hours, what would you say?” inquired the old man, leaning forward to catch the answer. ‘•I’d say he was a confounded fool,” re«|>onded the merchant, with empha tic promptness. “ Well, sir, I can build that ship.” “You can?” “Yes, sir, I can.” "Then, sir. permit m« to strengthen my previous remark by saying that i consider you a blamed sight bigger fool than my first observation indi cated.” “Why so, sir?” “Because you don’t build it. Good- day, sir.” The old man pick«d up bis hat and slid out. — Chicago Ledger. —It is easy enougn to ten wna* you know about everybody else, but hard to tell what everybody else knows about vou,—Denver (Colo.) Journal ' Jacob Marzolf is a jovial German, who came to California in the early SENATE. days, and finally settled down as pro The Chair laid before the Senate a prietor of a little saloon at Black’s communication from the Superin Station, Yolo county. For ten years tendent of the Coaxt and Geodetic Survey, with the draft of a proposed “Juke’s Saloon” has been a well known Hill to authorise the Hiippiying of resort there. About a year ago C. C. atandardH of weights and measure Howx, who, spent most of his time pros ments to the Territories. pecting in the neighboring bills, al A resolution offered by Mitchell, was though with little success, suggested agreed to, directing the Secretary of to Jake that they might “ strike it rich" the Treasury to inform the Senate by investing in the Louisiana State whether Allred B. Meacham, late Lottery. On Jan. 1 , 1885, the two started Superintendent of Indian Affairs for in together to buy five$l tickets every the State of Oregon, was at any time month for one year. They were lucky iloclared a defaulter on his official in the first drawing, and continued bond as such Superintendent, and if winning small prize« amounting to so whim and how much, and whether over $200. Just before the last draw any money had since been paid him ing they decided to quit buying tickets by the United States. altogether when the year was over. Frye presented a petition from vari Howx went into the hills, Jake tended II. ous organizations of Knights of Labor The old gray-haired sexton was bow his saloon, and neither dreamed of the of Maine, praying that the territory good fortune in store for them. When A b s o lu te ly P u r e . known as Oklahoma he opened to /I ing with the twelfth stroke of the mys- the news csrac n’-er *hn wires that lei-lous age of Tabitha Jones, when T ils powder never varie* A ’MPeel of parity. settlers. some one at Black’s Station had drawn Btroogt h and whwlesomeaeaa. S/eru economical tha* Chase introduced an amendment t< the doors of the church vestibule, one-tenth of the capital prize, $150,000, the ordinary kinds, ai d eaanot be told in coannetf slightly ajar, were pushed open, and a tion with W hj multitude of low test, short weight the Civil Service Act. Its object is t< stranger looked in. He was a young the little town was excited with curios d u a l or phosphate powders. Sold enly in cang prevent Congressmen from selecting fellow, covered with the dust of travel, ity as to who was the lucky man. Jake R otai * B akiw « Vow am Ca., lo t Wall street, N. ?. Rey; they k eep the b est In k s. or rocoHimeuding appointments to and carried a long stick, freshly cut went down into his well-worn pocket There arc three tim es a s many y telephones \ office. B u y your Type from P alm er & B ey. from the woods, in his hand. book, and was overjoyed on seeing th a t in (he U n ited S ta tes as in all I Europe. * Hale introduced a hill to authorise “ Who's deadP” he asked, irrever one of the tickets which it contained • '<»■ Itruan-I, ini „ntl A h I Is in i i 11 <* the President to appoint a commission sntly.” “ W h at w e learn w itii pleas tire w e never was number 69,255. His partner was plaint», and C oughs and Colds, The old man raised one hand warn- immediately notified of the bonanza forget.’’— Alfred Merrier. The follow in g Com of seven experts, skilled in investiga "Brown's Bronchial Troches". m anifest case in point: “ I paid o u t hundreds tion, production and use of metallic ingly, and then bowed to the rattling they bad struck. He returned to town, o is f a dollars w ith o u t receiving any benefit,” rem arkable cu ra tiv e properties.' TRADE V ìi/ M AR R K . rope again, as he muttered: “Thirteen.” subatances and other structural ma sa y s Mrs. E m ily Rhoads, of M cBrides, “ Who is it?” persisted the young and when the money was collected Mich. “ I had fem ale com plaints, esp e B u y the B est P rin tin g M aterial. terials, to execute tests uud experi L. R U S S E L L & CO. soon after, through the Bank of \\ ood- cially ‘d raggin g-d ow n ,’ for o v -r six years. ments on iron,steel and other materials man: “Haven't I a right to know-?” (Snceessors to Thompson, DoHart A Co.) land, it was divided between the two. Dr. K. V. P ierce's ‘F avorite P rescrip tion ’ W h e n g e ttin g vour hoot or sh oe stra ig h t “Fourteen,v mumbled the old sex used in the construction of bridges, ton, in rhythmic tone. Hare on hand all kinds of Botli 1 lave altered their resolution in re did m e m ore good thau an y m edicine I ened use Lyon’s H eel S tiffen ers; they save buildings and mechanical structures, ever took. I a d v ise every sick lady to DOMESTIC, m oney, g iv e com fort and keep them “Como, now, old fellow, who’s dead? gard to buying tickets and will continue take i t .” A n d so do we. I t never d isap stra ig h t. uud deduct useful rules therefrom. BLACKSMITH, Can’t you answer a civil question?' investing on a larger scale during the p oin ts Its patrons. D ru g g ists sell it. ih s o lu tr ly CHARCOAL and Blair reported favorably from the F r a f r o m O p ia te s, m e tic s d E tic i a n ä P o iso n . “Tabitha Jones—fifteen. present year. T h is paper u ses P alm er & Key's Type. FOUNDRY COKE "Who was Tabitha Jones?” Committee on Woman Suffrage a joint The coal fields of the P ow der R iver A happy-looking, handsome man SAFE. At lowest market rates. Coal shipped in car “ An old maid living here in town— stepped out of the office in the produce country have been burning sin ce 1*70 resolution to amend the Constitution Tbe b est A n k le Boot and C ollar P ads load lots. Address, L JUJSSKLL A CO , are m ade of zin c and leather. Try them. S U R E . so as to extend the voting privilege to sixteen Can’t you leave me alone, I’m store at 437 Eleventh St., West Oak Fourth and E St., Portland. Or NOT SYMPTOMS, BET THE DISEASE. tolling her—seventeen—was that seven P R O M P T . women. land, and pleasantly greeted a Call re It would seoin to do * truth appreciable b) A DRUO »I«T8 » D . A tten tio n is called to F airbanks & W il VunWyek introduced u bill desig teen or sixteen, now, consarn it! Go porter, who had inquired for Colum all, and especially by professors of the healing TME CHAHLRN A. VOGFLFR CO., HALT 1X0K l, ED. 'way—sixteen.” se y ’s ad. of N orm an and P erch eron horses. nated to prevent rulings of the Com A mischievous look crept into the bus R. Lewis. Mr. Lewis is another art, that to remove the disease, not to alleviate You are allowed a free, tr ia l o f th ir ty day« of tho missioner of the General Land Office young scamp’s eyes as lie watched the participator in the good luck that fell Its symptoms, should be the chief aim of medi P alm er & R ey sell lo w ir than a n y other n seof Dr. Dye’s Celebrated Voltaic Belt w ith lie e tr lo from having retroactive effect. It pro sexton. Suspensory Appliances, for tho speedy relief and per to Califoania in the December drawing cation. Yet in how many instances do we see firm. m anent cure or NurtMtusDebilUu. loaaof n toM y,an d this truth admitted in theory, ignored in prac vides» that any entry heretofore made Manhoetd, and all kindred troubles. Also for many “How old was she, really?” he asked: of the Louisiana State Lottery, having tice. other diseases. Complete restoration to Health, Vigor The reason that Hostetter’s Stomach Bit under the land laws of the United “twenty-four?” won one-tenth of the $150,000 prize and Manhood guaranteed. No risk la Incurred. Ilhi». is successful in so many cases with which duet In nealrd * cnctlope • mailed ............ trated pamphlet free, by Ktates, and in conformity with the “Twenty-four!” spluttered the sex Ho is a widely-known citizen of Oak ters addressing sing V o l t a i c B e l t t ’o „ Marshall, Mich. remedies previously tried were inadequate to iVhsn B aby w as sick , w e g a v e h er C A ST A R IA , rules, regulations and decisions of the ton: “Didn't I tell you she was an old land, und resides with his family in a cope, is attributable to the fact tliat it is a med W hen slis w as a Child, sh e criod far C A STO R IA , General Land Office at the time entry maid? There—which was that, four cosy home at 1453 Brush street. He icine which reaches and removes tiie causes of W Tkb B E L T or Rcm ncrator ie hen sh e becam e M iss, sh e clu n g to C A 8 T 0 B I A , a A ds expru-s-dy for the cure « various maladicb to whieh it is adapted. was made,shall proceed to patent, not teen or eleven? Darned if le a n keep came to California in 1860, and has the d cran gm eats o f the gencrati»' Indigestion, fever and ague, liver eon plaint, W s e n sue had Children, sh e g a v e them ASTOiUA organs. T he continuous stream withstanding nny subsequent reversal ’count and talk to you, too. Go ’way!” been a produce merchant across the gout, rheumatism, disorder of the bowels, o f E L E C T R IC IT Y permeating urinary affections and other maladies are not “ Most old maids will never admit through the parts must restore or modifications of such rules, regula them to healthy action. Do bay 14 years. He has not been at all palliated merely, but rooted out by it. It goes not confound this with Electric tions and decisions; provided, how that they are over twenty-three at the Hurried by the receipt of his big Christ to the fountain head. It is really, not nominally, Belts advertised to cure all ills radical remedy, ahd it endows the system from head to toe. It Is for the ever, that entry shall have been made outmost,” continued the interloper; mas present, and is as methodical in a with O ur P ress cam e from P alm er & Rey. an amount of vigor which is its best pro ON E specific purpose. "they generally fix on sixteen, seven Cures Hheumatlem, Neuralgia, in good faith and that no charges of teen, For circulars giving ftiH in Backache, Headache, Toothache, his business as ever. He began buy- tection against disease. eighteen, nineteen-----” formation, address Cheever NurtHn», Bfiil-es, ete.,ete. T r y G ermka for breakfast. fruud shall have been brought in con E’ectric Belt Co., to» Washim» P I N C E , F I F T Y i'E N T H . “Keep still!” yelled the old sexton, lottery tickets many years ago, and lias Joh n J. V a ill com m itted su icid e a t H e AT DKUGO18T9 AND DKAI.EUÄ nection with it. THF CHARLES A. YtHiKLKK CO., HALT I AGRE, MP. thoroughly exasperated and alarmed: continued doing so off and on eversince. lena, M o n ta n a ‘•I'll be gosh-darned if you hain’t By experience be grew to accept the The Chair laid before the Senate D R . T O U Z E A U ’S letter from the Attorney General ask thrown mi- out of ray reckoning alto outcome of each drawing philosophi For w eak lu n gs, sp ittin g of blood, sh ort n ess of breath, consum ption, n ig h t-sw ea ts gether. 1 don’t know whether I've ing for an additional appropriation of cally, and he calmly heard the news At this BfNM on nearly every one needs to c._. At seaeon F R E N C H S P E C IF IC all lin g erin g coughs. Dr. P ierce’s struck seventeen times or u hundred. when told that the coupon No. 69,255, and rt of tonic. IRON I R O N i enters into alznoat every phy sort $50,000 for jurors of the United Ktnti “Golden M edical D iscovery” is a sovereign iian'fi sician ■ prescription for those who need building up. Say, young feller—you got me in this which he held made him $15,000 richer rem edy. Superior to cod liv er oil. B i Courts, and $135,000 for w itn e s s e s scrape—what’ll I do?” d ru g g ists. Frye, from the Committee on For “ S lo p a minute, and then begin over than he hud been before. San Francisco also kept up its run .N ea rly 1,000 m en are at work on the O. eign Relations, reported favorably the again. People will understand there Will euro (with care) tho worst cases in five to seven days. Each box contains a practical treatise on spe resolution declaring it to lie the opiu has been some interruption or some of luck in the Lottery, Henry Adams & C. R. R. b etw een A shland and D elta. cial diseases, with full instruction for »elf-cura. (100 ion of the Senate that Congress ougli thing. There, it’s been just a minute of 427 Geary street having won $1,000 Old M aterial is taken on account b y l*ges) Price, 33. not to provide for a joint commission and a half now—go ahead. I won’t in tiie last drawing.—San Francisco Palm er & Key; rem em ber th is fact. J. C. STEELE, Agent, bother you any longer. Good-day.” of Great Britain and the United Stilt« (Cal.) Call, January 10. lit. in relation to fisheries. Y ou can secure the best prices and 635 Market Street, San F rancisco, Cal. IM P O R T E » WORK OF FUNNY MEN. term s from Palm er F P"v. “Well, now, who would have thought The Chair laid before the Senate a letter from the Secretary of the Trees It! And only last year they said she We are in receipt of a little book,which DR. HENLEY’S ury in relation to the “conscience was going to marry Deacon Pinney,” B e ef and Iron g iv es food to ithe Fafctomk* and W ilsey s last importation of h.isnrrlvi “How many did you say it was, in richness of liuntor and grotesqueness Celery, *fom It ‘-------- is composed fund.” 'Hie first item to the credit — l-rauie. ---- J * r»».«r iratst and best brain, en rich es b l o g A ^ i l s d igestion , Jana?” cbswoBA, -c**.......... I-rcnch C oa> Ii and ..................... of illustration, may be said in tbe lan and g iv es r e f r e the 1 iu‘y ore finn» tn s h ig ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ r i.e r t oilier the fund was made in 1827. and the heavfo^t and m»wfc heaviest and meat to tli« »•»<*! hfcxky ¿Watt auj «i “A hundred and twenty-two. Well, guage of the West, to “take the cake.” rem ed ies fa il. Try I. ir^cl^, o f d irk < »lor Aft 11 * fine a» ti> — THE ¡tm sflSnb.' W> fund now amounts to $229,740. have.- mi hand 45 head to select ft >111. ’I h id off |»reiniiiiu I declare! Wlio’d have thought it?” — at tbe Sonomaand M irin Agricultural I BE5TT0N 1C It is simply draw ing it mild to say that FREJUVENATOR M ilky introduced a hill to make Tuck. n r « all draft Six ware u w tn k tl j.r .1 W lien you need a pow er P ress, buy a o je r r« Y W , e a k t a i T em » t ’ , l l À ' f f T i i r t ’â ü Â ' u ï i i d "tí e . * l * at Sacramento. Houston, Texas, a port of entry. etc., ’ it contains sonic of tbe best examples “C am pbell” or “Cottrell." P alm er & Rey the ¡"«•rgy, Thia Will be sold on re laonnhlr terms will _<Jr«ti Hfren^Pienlng.Remed and t« o n ly Iran Iron medicine that ie ________ n o t In jn rio u ia . We will sell clif.iiwr th.in tin- s >1 ic erve ____ ____ Dolph introduced a hill to extend I t E n r lr h e s th e B lo o d . In v ig o r a t e s th e of American humor ever published ; k eep them in sto ck . bought for, anywhere cfce lit tin; U. S. AN INSULAR BARON. and P h y a ic x l D e b ility . , . Loas of Vitality, Weakness, S y s te m , R e s to r e s A p p e t it e , A id s D ig e s tio n Parties wishing lo |inr tir.se will do all at our bur the limits of the port of Portland, Or Virile Decline, lm p oto-^ , Ovet sensitiv« Conditions^ and the contributors, who are well- Inipotenoj,. It doe« Dot blacken or injurs the teeth, cause head Sale« hl J tie l'i 1 iliitn 1 and ea.itiunt' r Prostatitis, Kidney and Bladder Complaints, DL __ ache or produoe oonstipation— oth er ir o n m t H ein es do TWENTY-FOUB H0DB8 TO LITE. egon, so as to include ull that portion III.»» N H ixiiel O o m . n t H u O r o w n l l l c h In known in the field of letters, have real Send for C.ir.i’oqnc. Adi!t« • - ■ l aitliank», i the Blood, Eruptions, and all the evil «»fleets of youthful II. Wilsey. P e t.ih n n .i. s o t io in 1 C o .. C aL M b . W m . D ayton , Portland, Oregon, aay«: “ f Jo h n K uhD, Lafayette, Ind., who foaies and excess« s ; permanently pm venting all Invol u l> e « e r te il L a n d . of the east hank of the Willamette hare used Brov « ’« T™ Rit»««« $,.r Debility ana ly excelled all former efforts. The ¡lus an From untary weakening drains upon the system, however they n ou nces th a t h e is now in “perfect found it very strengthening. I consider it a most lying opposite the city. occur, restoring I>ost Manhood, however complicated the Oil GrtAit Maccatina, Alaska, where trations by comic artists are also in h ea lth ,” w e h ave the follow ing: “ One year excellent tonic.” case may be, und where all other semedies have failed. M b s . B lanch S mith ,Tay.Oregon, say«; ‘‘Brown’s Cameron, from the Committee on Joliet once had a sealing establishment, direct harmony with tiie text, “Bill ago I w as, to all appearance, in the last Iron Bitter» cured me of Night Sweat« when rarioui A Perm anent 4 are A bsalately Guaranteed. Naval Affairs, rejsirted favorably his lives Samuel Gonient. who, besides hia Nye” tells his experience witii a cy sta g e s of C onsum ption. Our best p h y si remedies Buy dhre 1 do not mean morel# to'ilop thorn f failed to tienetit me.” Price $2.50 p er bottle, or five bottles fortlO. Sen. a time and then have them return again. I moua a rsdl M bs Brown’s . 8. J. BoNikOowlits, . fumify with the cia n s gave m y case up. I finally got so hill authorizing the President to ap upon receipt of price, or C.O.D., to any address, strict- cal care. I have mndo the disease of PITS, RP1LEPH1 used Iron Bitter« in W my clone. K. K. Munkittrick, of Puek, me or low th a t our doctor said I could on ly live or FALLING 8ICKNE.39 a llfe-IoBg study. Iwirrautm, * saw a c a r n y r a irre», »R. D. sAlrreizii. most gratifying result« a« a tonic. It also benefited point from civil life an assistant Sec remedy to care the worst casos Because others bsvt 91« K earny Street, »ai San F rancisco Cal. rhymes funnily on the four season»: tw en ty-four hours. My friends then pur me greatly when troubled with Liver Complaint.” falldu is no reason for not now receiving a cure. Send a Sufiioient to show Its retary of the Navy, at a salary of two brot hors, is tiie only inhabitant, t. H4 Mr. II. 1). Umbstaetter, the originator chased a tiottle of D R . W M. H A L L ’S Genuine has above Trade Mark and croa«ed red linn« cmco for a treatise and a Free Bertie of iny in fall io la merit, will be sent to any was born oil tiie island; lias lived there remedy. Give Express and Post Office. It ceeta yea $4,Of«). A L SA M FO R TH E LUNGS, which con one applying by letter, on wrapper. T a k e n o o t h e r . Made only by of the hook, discribe« bis wrestle witl B oolhlng for a trial, and I win cure you. «■■^HEMaEiMMMasmMRaRltatii tins symptoms aud age benefited m e. I continued until BKOWN C11EMICAL UO., BALTIM ORE, MD. Address Dr. H. O. ROOT, las pearl Bt.. New York. Blair, from the Committee on Edu forty years without yearning for other a grilled bone in “merrie England,” siderably Cousu itati una, strictly oonûdsal itisJ, by letter -------- ‘ o r at I took n in e b o ttles, aud I am now in per office, F RK s SNELL, HEIT8HU & WOOHARD. cation and Labor, reported favorably habitation and has grown rich in catch and “M.Quad,” of the Detroit Free Press, fect h ealth. V\ holesale Agenta, Portland, Or. P E T A L U M A IN C U B A T O R Frye’s hill to provide for the appoint ing a -a's -caught 3,000 the last spring gives some quaint aphorisms of “Brud Hatches all kinds of K(>(b P alm er & R ey keep the B s t Type, »2 ment by the President of a commis net profit to h in of that achievement der Gardner’s.” The book, in fact is P resses and M aterials. The SIMPLEST, Cheapest THE SPECIALIST, sion of five persons to investigate the something like $10.000, which is pret'y not one to be glanced at and laid aside an.i MOST PFfTFCT IHiVBATOP No. 11 Kearny St., San Francisco, bat alcoholic liquor traffic. well for a pla- e where one would iiuagiue and forgotten, but can be taken uj P rxats all C hronic , S pncial and P rivat » D iss mode. SGold Mtxlals, 1 Silver, The Dakota hill was passed by a vote nothing could he expended. This, with pleasure at any time. Its title is WITH WOffiDBATVIi SUCCESS. H u m il ia t in g aik I 15 ?'iist Prtmiiuna All of 32 to 22. Voorhees was the only however, as Mr. Gonient assured us. is the SI. Jacobs Oil Family Calender and ¡»tat:«. Mend for liuuu I bust rat THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY t ed Circular FREE. E R U P T IO N S Is a certain cure for Democrat voting in the affirmative. not :he case as trading boats visit the Hook of Health and Humor for the Million SHOT-CUN Address Petaluma Ineabator Co , PutaTuma, Col | N e rv o u n D e h ility , LonS The hill divides the Territory of Dakota island during tiie open season, laden or 1886. It is published by The Charles MunhiHHl, P r o s tu f o i' IT C H IN G M IV KM. and all the evil on the line of tha 4(ith parallel of lati with all sorts of seductive wares. In A, Vogclcr Company, Baltimore, Md., AVGItTFlt*, effect« of youthful follies A N D tude, and provides for admission of Mr. (foment s hospitable cellar are ex the proprietors of St. Jacobs Oil,—a and excesses, and in d SONS. i tlrh ik ln jf in to n ie a tlu ^ the southern portion as a State under eellent brands of Macon, Vieux and remedy which is universally known as ou can have free—four books,—4' books,— Short Stories b You B U R N IN G liquot'n. O r. M lutir, ifomia Authors,” i California A u t h o r s , “ *4 Elocution and i »ratory," 44 7 the title of "Dakota,” and the organi Kuiuart: and lie lives here like an in the only cure for rheumatism and all who is a regular phyidd«»» Crescent scent and ami a Cross,” and a copy ol of ( <olden Era Ma* ¡graduate of th e UiJ 11 zation of the northern portion into a sular baron, though without retainers bodily pains, and which has been en azine, . subscription . . . TO R TU R E S ie. by by send*------- sending 50 --------* cents for a - - year’s 1 j sity of 'Pennsylvania \vi* the r Itan .*li. ' ” Field ■ anil U rea l do, the cheapest aurica - separate Territory, under the name of or retinue, gettng tr hide and revenuo dorsed by leading men in every coun LOADED BY agree to forfeit fbCO fr* tural d _ paper in California. G olden Efo\ C o ., 71a Mon A N D E V E R Y si ’E ciks of I tching . Scaly. Pimply __ . v. i-______ j a cose of thia k in ' the "Lincoln," from tiie annuailv recurring seal. He try in the world. Red Star Cough Cure, Inherited, Bcrofuloua, and Contagious Diseases ¿ornery St., San Fran* f l t s l R e s to r a tiv t (ua of the Blood, Skin, and Scalp, with I x > ks of Hair, Dolph introduced a hill apjiropriat- is well-to-do, contented and happy, sees the new twenty-five cent remedy for infancy to old age, are positively cured by Q P l IliU ff /A »« amich a baf l der his special advice and treatm ent) w ill n ot rure little of the outside world, getting in throat and lung troubles, which is also from ing $4,297 for the relief of Mrs. Kate 0 T I k A V ■ , Gabler, koenish Pianos; Bur I R . 60 a bottle, or four tim es the quantity #5, s t ’it t-v the C vticura R kmkdiku . organs, band Instrum ent. Largest stock •< 8. n any address on receipt of price, or C. O. D. in pdvat«» lluthon, of Lake county, Oregon, for termittent glimpses of it through tbe being manufactured by this house, C uticura R esolvent , the new blood purifier, Music and Book a Bands supplied at Eastern rrl | name if desired, by 2>r. Mint io, i t Kearny Ht.t the blood and perspiration of intpuri In use by depredations committed by Modoc In fortnightly visit of the Government has recieved the endorsement of legisla cleanses S. CaL Send for list of questions and poiupile*. M. (ilbAV. *w»fl Poet Street, San Fraucu ties and poisonous elements, and removes the ma I boat, the Otter, whose block smoke tors and Ixiards of health on account CAVHP« SAM PLE BOTTLE EKE E dians in 1872. A L L K N O W IN G C uticura . the great Skin Cure, instantly D im T I I IIK ID C . pierce'« KA,)p'AI 1 Y C’i ’KKD by r. will be sent to any eno applying by letter, stating M P O K T M M K .W . Dawes reported favorably the bill pennon we saw a day beforejout arrival of its freedom from dangerous opiates allays Itching and inflammation,clears tke Skin K I I H l" Groat Dl.-tcovoiy. Tli t symptoms, sex and age. Strict secrecy in regard tS through the oeeas onal v.sits of ■ ■Ml ■ W ilts and» of patients cured AT TH p all business transactions. and Scalp, heals Sores, and restores tho Hair. introduced by Dolph, providing that and OWN HOM EH. No Exporimei.t! It does tha W p fishing schooners from Newfoundland and its prompt efficacy. The book is C uticura S oap , an exquisite Skin Beautifier, twenty acres on the Umatilla reserva and the Trtwle D rs . P ierce is S ‘ on ,704 San........ , Son Francisco, 1 I distributed in large cities by carriers is indispensable in treating Skin Diseases, Baby D R . V A N M O N C IS C A R , the Magdalena, such as now lie at tion, next to the town of Pendleton, anchor in the harbor. Mr. Gonient, and in small towns by druggists. When Humors.Skin Blemishes.Chapped and OHySkin PERMANENTLY LOCATED AT Sold everywhere. Price: C uticura , fifle.; H e like a n d 1 8 4 T h ir d Mt., P o r t l a n d , O r. • hegon, be surveyed, uppraised at its wtio is a burly, good-natured man, there is any difficulty in obtaining it, a solvent . | i : S oap , 26c. Prepared by the P ot full value, and sold to W. S. Byers, bearded like Barbarossa and with a sort stamp sent to The Charles A. Vogclcr ter D rug and C hemical C o ., B oston , M ass . American Exchange Hotel, WANTED -JOB PRINTER!» Te s nTnhw n d fo r “ H o w to C u re S k in Hiseas« s." g r a d u a te iu It. G. Thompson and J Barnhart. of Hebrldian accent, visits us on board, Company, will ensure a copy by mail. A* S R e heumatic uiedk'tuc, ha:! 8AN8OME STREET, , Neuralgic, Sciatie, S u d d e n , been iongur ap The land embraces the mill race and wauls us ull to accompany him to bis Who can tell a nice, useful series of Type whe 1 Sharp and nervous painH.instaotly relieved Opposite Wells, Fargo & Co..s Express Office, -JPi gaged t II th e by the C uticura Anti Pain Plaster. 25c they sec it, and who know what and where 1 o —‘‘What sort of an establishment is water head of the mill owned by these home in order tliat we may be deluged «¡»»•elal t r e a t buy. To those who know something we woul 1 S A N FRANCISCO . of all»» that across the way?” “They teach three men. with his pent up Hood of hosp talities; respectfully say that they can always tttid the drawiag. music ami dancing.” “A tells us al. tiie wild lore of tiie region am i Vf ERCHANTS, FARMERS and FAMILIKe s s s HOUSE. »has *vl from the interior will find it to be the most “No; a and makes himself an immense favorite young ladies’ sent nary?” •nf other l‘U>- L A T E S T JOB convenient as well ua the most comfortable and The bill increasing the (tension of dentist’s shop.” —Texas Siftings. sman in fciiA 'll everybody on board. —.Alaska Cor. espeotable Hotel in the city to stop at. Tem W ear, as u i. soldiers' widows from $8 to $12, was Brooklyn Eagle. o f L u n g s . peranca principles. Table first-class. Board — There is one respect in which S c r o f u l a Of ell foundries at our house. papt-r« aht> w , and room. $1, «1.2.5 and $1.50 per day. Nice passed. Yeas, 197; nay«, 66. sod old red Also, the best fashionable young ladies and old her single rooms. 50 cents per night. Fra« Coach dents know. By King—Appropriating $3,000,(XX) - At tiie Amherst College annual ring fishermen are exactly al ko—they I am now 49 years old, and have flufferea for the last to and from the Hotel. • rm P r in te r s * M a c h in e r y fifteen rears with a lung trouble I have s)>M>t thous CHAS. & WM. MONTGOMERY Propr's. ard f<g ai.y for closing gaps in levees of the Mis mooting, Rev. Dr. Lyman Abbott, both spend the greater part of the r and« or dollars to arrent the march of tbis disease; but rhreh b” whose two sons were graduated this temporary relief was all that I obtained. I was unfit sissippi river and strengthening and time bragging about last year's catch. for any manual labor for several /ea rs A friend PRIMING- Is to car- . 'i'la e B l l i'ztaS' G L 1 U U coming und year, said that he wished that the college —Oil City Derrick. lo a n e d S e p t, u n d M w r c li. giving permanency to the same. strongly rc<x » mended the use of Swift ■ Specific hia tieatiurii OLO-8TYLE CORDON, PEERLE88, (8 S. 8 ), claiming that he himself had been greatly etaeh y e a r . < » ‘4 5 6 p a g f should, as he expressed it, “cease to by foil«»wingI.'?» By Hermann—Toestablish the Cra —In speaking of the junior class in NEW-STYLE CORDON, CLIPPER, by its use in some luua troubles I resolved 8 } 2 x l l ^ In c h e s ,w it h o v e r teach the Latin and Greek languages tbe university th s year the Professor benefitted to try It The. results are remarkable. My cough has ter Lnku National Pork. BALTIMORE and JEWEL 3 , L O O lllu a tr a tlo n M — k left me, my strength has returned, and I weigh sixty DR. VAN ie the most eucceeefui Lung and Tbr 'at D '• The Speaker laid bofore the House mid teach the Latin and Greek liter« said: “ The junior class will embrace pound« more than I ever did in my life. It has been w h o le P i c t u r e G u IJ e tv . tor in America. He will tell yeu your trouble witiw G IV C S W h o le a u le P r lA » years since I stopped the use of the medicine, but asking Viui a single question, and a communication from the Secretary tires.” His idea was that young men seventeen young lad es.” " I t will?” three I have had no return of the disease, and there are no W arrant a P erm an en t f i r e in the preparatory schools, learn exclaimed the young man addressed. i>alns i h T i f t to coiiMtuiicrM o n a l l g o o d s f o i or weakness felt in my lungs. |I do the hardest of tho Treasury, recommending nn to hotild, In the following dUeoses: Nervous DahiMty, Spermator- pe r s o n a l o r f h m i l y u s e . T e l l s h o w to read ordinary Latin and Greek at kind of mechanioal work, and foel os well as I ever felt rhfua. Seminal Loseee, Sexual Decay, Fulling Menicry, Gieat Scott! then I shall join tbe appropriation of $25,000 to enlarge the iglit, and in the coliege take up more since I was a t>oy These I know, are wonderful state Weak ly e s, Stunted Development, Lack of Eneigy. Im- o r d e r , a n d g iv e « e x a c t c o s t o f e v e r y » ments to make, but I am honest wheu I say that I owe Pimples, ImpetUiueut to Blarnom; N ote : Our old reliable Gordon (two sizes, pnverialied t h i n g y o u < im c , e a t , d r i n k , w e a r , o r United Ktates Penitentiary- at Boise fa study of tiie literature, lie thought junior class.—N. F. Star. my existence and health to-day to S. 8 H I would be alef), Blond and Skin Disease«, Syphilis, Kruptfona. Hair 8x12 and 10x151, with throw-oif. is the cheapest h a v e f u n w i t h . T h e s e I N V A L U A B L E —He stayed there: City, Idaho; referred. FiJIiiiir. W ind P ain e. R w ellin m . S o re T h r o a t. Ulcers, recreant to the duty I owe to humanity if I failed to and best Job Pres« for sale in the States. tliat detiiils were very often useless, and H O O K S c o n t a i n I n f e r i p a t i o n g le a n e t i bear this cheerful testimony to the merits o f this won ok B e *tood outside the garden gate Tho following committee reports more general knowledge could be ob- d erful medicine. T J. H olt . Back, Burning Urine, Incontinence, tionorrntea, t fk o m th e m a r k e ts o f tk e w o r ld . W « And whistled a m nor key. Montgomery, Ala . June 25, 1885. Stricture, receives searching treatment, prompt ; were submitted : w i l l m a i l a c o p y F R I ' . E t o a n y a<1- nined in the same time, and knowledge 0fie sat al her boudoir window aud J E W E L lever C U T T E R end cur -d for life. Swift’s Specific ia entirely vegetable. Troa- Caught on to his melody. ( I r e M u p o n r e c e i p t o f 1 0 c ts . t o d e f r a y NERZOUS DISEASES (»1th or without dre w > By Cobh, from tho Committee on which would be more useful. A Bristol bull dog sat Iwtweaa, tlae on Blood and ftkin Diseaeca mailed free. F l f t e r u In n . r In t h e W . r t h w e . t . e x p e n s e o f m a i l i n g . L e t ns b e a r f r o m Diseased Discharges cured promptly without hindt m W a g u ln g b le b a lle t h eed . Public Lands, to forfeit the Atlantic to bufllueea T he S wift S pecific C o ., Drawers, Atlanta, you. R e s p e c t f u ll y , — amo ~- “All! there!” tiie lover wbiepered low; B()THHBXE«oon»ult oomldentii Ga„ or 167 W. 23d S t. N Y. and Pacific land grant; House cal —A preacher at a camp-meeting fer “Stay there,” tho to eel on said. MONTGOMERY WARD A CO. PKKHLKMM AWI> G K N ( I T T E H H . coil or write. Delaraa -------- endar. vidly said,when a proposition was made — Boston Times. 2 « 7 dk « 2 0 W a h n w h A v e n u e , C h ic a g o , U L By Hatch, from the Committee on to shut the gales on Sunday: “Brethren, —“Now, you tell mu I have a fair If you want the beat, nend your orders to Agriculture, to enlarge the powers and there are souls thnt will be damn’d if memory, a great capoe ty for learning P A L M E R « REY, duties of the Department of Agricul you don't hold over Sunday. They are languages, a large bump'of veneration, 119-114 Front (t, Portland. Oregon ture; referred to Committee of the almost persuaded liy Saturday. Sunday and a well-developed head generally." E J. BOWEN H large Illustrated, Descriptive and Priocti I 'atalogi»' of will bring their oonvictions to a crisis. Whole. You have," sad the phrenologist. O! brethren, let us save them! Thou Is thore anything." asked the man Vegetable. Flower, Clover. Grass a il Alfalfa Seeds By McRae, from the Committee on sands, too, will couie then that will And oontoining Valuable Information fur tbs under exattr nation, in tbe exuberanae Uardsner, fclte Farm« r or the Fttmi y. mailed Public Lands, to protect homestead come at no other time ” The f hrjshan of free to all applicants. Address hi, joy, “that ray bend noeds to make settlers within railroad limits ; House Advocate makes the report, and its editor it absolutely perfect?” "Yes.” "What E. J. BOWÉM, Seed Merchant, 815 and 817 Hansnme St.. Kan Francisco. Cal. calendar. adds that by personal investigation he is it. pray?" asked the man. “A sham- D id y o u S u p By Springer, from the Commit'«« found out that the urgent s|M>aker noo. —Barbers' Gazette. on Territories, to annex a portion of owned tbe refreshment stand. HALL S PULMONARY BALSAM the Territory of Idaho to Washington FACTS FOB FAMIL1BS. Cough Byrne Tnatea gond.' Use pose Mustong Liniment only good ä In tin.e. Sold bv druegista. —First Hen: “Tbso, oomos the wo- Territory ; House calendar. In order to cook your hare, you must * , nre always first catch it. g. R. CATES A OO., Proprietors, C O N S U'M P T lô f il for horses? It is for inflamma mau to drive us out of the garden.” By Janies,from Committee on Lalair, 417 Sansocne S t . Han F huu A ko Gal It fc much easier to catch a cold than to to prohibit uny officer of the Govern ”T«s, and she’s pinking up a stone, too' catch tion 01* all flesh. a hare. Do not mb your cloth«« “No, no, stay ment from hiring or contracting ont Let'« fly oat. otilck! when you can wash without tuber waaliboard. Sathtfa«- the lalior of prison«!*; House cal - „ , tion guaranteed or mon«v endar. refunded. Send Id cents, silver, to M. F. TUR- TAR POWDER COAL O U S H fU R E 2 5 Ç & t i an kalrxb GE rm S emed Y TIRED OUT! G. & G . Horman and Percheron Horses hi STANDARD FARMER’S Chamberlin Machine. n & id o JOB PRESSES f RKLL & CO., Somerset, Mich. Agents wauled.