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QUARTERMASTER
Camp Adair Sentry
Thursday, June 3,1943.
Page Ten
Walk Fast, Walk Tur
The Sergeant Said
It
SWAPS COLUMN
Ninety-eight per cent of the Ord
I.osts — Founds
“QUOTES and QUERIES”
nance company commanded by
Wants — Sales
Pfc. F. Smith—Sgt. M. Gaines
Capt. Robert Crooker, qualified
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et cetera
We’ll have to credit this to the home and gave my wooden soldier.» last week on a twenty-five mile
You can’t escape, why even try
United Press and a drill sergeant to the poor boy down the street.
hike, made in five and a half hours,
There's no need even, for you to back in Langley Field, Va.. who told
“However,” continued the ser
Wanted: Rides for five girls tp
The boys marched with light field
cry
his men the following little fairy geant, “after I had given them
Camp Adair from Salem, arriving
Just make your mind up, ami tale, after 3 hours of drill on a hot, away I was so sorry that 1 had packs.
Lt. Conrad Adkins, second in on the Post at 7:00 A.M. (Phone
WARN the Nation
humid, tiresome apd bleeding day. done so that I began to cry. I cer
Smith and Gaines are with you To continue:
tainly wanted those wooden sol command, assisted in making ar- Mrs. Smith, 2888.)
for the DURATION.
“Now listen you recruits,” the diers back. My mother heard me rangements.
Found: Gold rimmed bi-focal
Sgt. said, “I’m going to tell you a crying and asked what the trouble
glasses.
Contact Employee Rela
Since we’ve taking to mention true story. When I was a little boy was.”
tions, Civilian Personnel Branch,
“When I told her what was wrong Well! Of All the Bad,
ing antiquated vehicles (‘old cars' I had a set of wooden soldiers. I
Post Headquarters or phone 2888.
she
said,
‘
Son,
don
’
t
cry,
you
’
ll
get
was very attached to those wooden
Naughty
Things
to
Do!
to you, Fagliarone!!), we must in
soldiers, but it so happened that your little wooden soldiers back
clude Pfc. Hummel’s “Rambling there was a poor, little boy on our some day’.”
Found—a golden cocker spaniel
Wreck from QM Tech” on our list. street and he liked them too. Well,
The Sgt. paused, glared at the I And from the Desert Training was found in the woods near Range
The ‘wreck’ as it is affectionately one Sunday I went to church and men. “And now, by the living Center in the California desert 86 by Sgt. Don J. Crowder of the
comes word that thirty-nine car
Timber Wolf Service Company
called by the ‘thousands’ who ride the preacher so impressed me with blankety-blank-blank, you guys—
rier pigeons have flown over the
that
day
is
here!
”
his
sermon
that
I
went
straight
Geysers. If no one claims the dog,
; ip it. is a sedan who’s Mother
hill. The sandy, snake infested tank
the Sgt. intends to keep him.
y must have been frightened by a
training area where the tempera
Informal Concert
(Phone 3323).
ture usually goes up to 120 or 130
J Delivery truck!! (Of course, that’s Post Ordnance
A concert given by Pvt. Charles ' every day was just too much for
•. before rationing, when they were
Ultimatum to Pvt. George Sim Duncan, pianist of the 172nd Ord
IS IT YOURS?
r STILL DELIVERING!! What mons—one more “Moron” joke (?) nance, IV Corps; Pvt. Louis Godla, I the birds. The thirty-nine, all
FOUND—Pvt. Adolph Vlchin-
. still delivering!) What ‘make,’ the like the last few and the fellows violinist from the 555 Railhead, rookies, are turning up at the cool
sky found a marriage certificate
er
greener
areas
of
their
old
civil-
. ' ‘Wreck’ actually is. has baffled all. will not be held responsible for their also IV Corps; and Pvt. Ray Allen,
belonging to Fred A. Childs who
,. (Including Bill Schnelwert, who actions. Personally, I like the one tenor, Sea Gull Timber Wolf Divi ! ian owners.
was married at the Church of the
goes as far back as the christen about the wolf who liked to take sion was well received by the au
Sacred Heart, Highland Falls,
Well I’m Damned Dep’t.
ing of Jack Benny’s “Maxwell”) out sweater girls so he fould pull dience.
Every Saturday night at eight N.Y., to Margaret M. Bayan. Party
The •Wreck's’ popularity lies in the wool over their eyes.
Following the concert, a group there are big doings and swell can have same by calling at the
it’s capacity. Said capacity's maxi
Slim Slipping
dances at the YWCA in Portland Sentry office, phone 2942.
mum has never been reached, al
Well, Slim Hendrickson went on gathered around the Grand and
though last week it was threatened, pass last week. That makes a total sang to their heart’s content, with and—
Found—An unidentified private
The girls are quite disappointed
when Hummel transported all cf of one six-hour pass in the past six Pvt. Duncan accompanying them.
left
a pair of bowling shoes in Lt.
that
so
few
EM
from
Camp
Adair
Singing
in
the
group
were
Pvt.
Barracks 108 and two hitch-hikers months. To climax the story, Slim
Hynes
’ car in Corvallis. This pro
come
to
their
parties.
They
are
that he met on the road, to Cor spent 2’2 hours of the six in a James Vanek, 172 Ordnance, IV
Corps; T 5 Sam Applebon, T 5 from all parts of the United States, perty will be returned to the en
movie theater in Salem.
vallis!!!
Speaking of Hendrickson, he re Paul Rivas, T 4 Loren Archuletto strangers to Oregon, and anxious listed man if he calls at the camp
post office located on Postal Ave
Unsung Hero of World War No. ceived a letter from a 17 year old and Pvt. Erich Gorgias, all from to meet someone from their home
town. So ?
nue.
2—Number 16486; We give you. Oklahoma girl who has decided to the Timber Wolf Geysers.
correspond
with
him.
In
this
letter,
Bob (low man on. NOT totem pole
-lie lets her imagination run riot
BUT. Double-decker bed) Stair,
as she attempt to desci ¡be her
who nightly risks his life crawling
“Prince Charmih^.” I quote—
into what SHOULD be a place of
“You're about 5 feet. 7 inches and '
rest and sleep—his bed.
have a swell physique. You must
But in all honesty, we ask you be about 20 or 21 years old. and a
dear public, you too Private (no lot of fun.’’ Actually Slim is 6 feet,
SALEM
DATE
MONMOUTH
1
ALBANY
CORVALLIS
693 Chemeketa St.
113118 East Third St. Fifth and Madison Sta. Hiway 99W & Main St.
one can say that there’s class dis- 2 inches; his nickname describes
tinction in Smith & Gaines col- his physique; he’s 32 years old, and
7:30 pm Timber Well
7:30 pm Small Games
Broadcast—USO Bali
. unin! In fact, if the truth is known, i is the father of a 6 year old girl.
Activities.
room
7:3O pin Movie.
8:00 pin Art Class in
and it is, there’s NOTHING in > Whatever you do, Slim, don’t
Pastels
and
Water 6:90-10:80 pm Informal 8:00-9:90 pm Beginne’-»
Informal Activitie«
THURSDAY
Dance Class, at TM
Smith & Gaines column!), could send her your picture and disillu
activitie«
Ci lor«,
June 3
CA Bldg.
8.00 pm
Beginner«’
you get some rest and sleep with sion her.
9:30-11
pm Informal
Ballroom Dancing
Dance to Juke Box
All of the enlisted men in the
Class.
a bed partner weighing two hun
(Ballroom I.
9:00 ptn Rhumba and
dred and ninety pounds teetering detachment, from first Sergeant
Conga Class
down to the lowliest yardbird,
overhead ?
2:00 pm Service Wivea’-
Sewing and Badminton
' . «• A * • % e. t r , • '• « . '
-
You could? Well, Bob will switch ; would like to take this opportunity Y.. I*
Groups. •;
to
congratulate
the
Ordnance
Of
«
■-
7:3b pit Roller ■ Ska ting
FRIDAY
7:36 pm' Small Game«
■ » with you any day. Nights are out
Informal Attiviti««
Pa-ty st Lake Turk
Activitie«.
ficer, Lt. Col. Fraser, on his re
6rOO 10-30 pro Inform»)
Roller Rink.
• > of the question, as Bob is afraid
8:06 pm Informal Dane-
cent promotion. Best wishes, Sir,
8 :<*0 pm Bridge and . actiaiti««
in«-
to move for fear his partner (?)
Small Game«.
•
from all of us, and may that silver
8:00
pm
Classical
Re
like Jack and Jill, will come
9
cordings.
*
leaf soon be replaced by a silver
- ----------------------------- -
’a-tumbling down!
eagle.
1-11 pm Canteen open
V.
I'll Tell a Little Story"
AT USO
WHERE TO GO
1-5 pro Registration fw
Home Hospitality
2:00 pm to 10:00 pro—
jewing and Mending
7 1 .'»—Sorriest
1:00-11:00 rm Infor
«^rvice Men.
POO pm Che«« Club
mal Activities
8:00 run Fight Picture«. 2:00-5 00 pm Mending 5:00-10:00 pm Rogist'-a
’ion
for
Sleeping
8:"0 pm Dance.
Service
C of«.
7:30-10 >30 pro Siingfest.
8:30-11:30 pm Dance to
188rd F.A. Orchestra.
3:00 pro Tenni«.
This week's song: (Dedicated to
arrivals from week-end passes,
LATE Sunday night, or early Mon
day morning. “Coming in on a
Wing and a Prayer.”
CAUTION TO THE PUBLIC: If
you come upon any one of Major
Brandt's QM Property workers
and find them mumbling a strange
gibberish of numbers and words,
please give them the sympathy
they deserve and leave them un
molested. From Major Brandt on
down to the lowliest enlisted man,
(that Smith & Gaines are always
looking for publicity!) they've
been working night and day to set
up the Army’s new Stock Control
System. If the bags under their
collective eyes were laid end to end,
thev’d carry more equipment than
what's in that very same system!
i
..
MOUNTAINEER BAND
IN PORTLAND
The Mountaineer Infantry Band,
under the direction of Sgt. Howard,
were on a special trip to Portland
last week end to play for the Me
morial Day Parade but the Oregon
liquid sunshine spoiled the well
laid plans.
So the parade was called off, and
the Band had to be satisfied to
play smooth music for the Memorial
Day Dance at the George White
Service Center. They really provid
ed some smooth music for the crowd
and it looks as though more visits
will be paid soon.
3 :00 pn Cot Registra-'
lion.
Boston (CNS)— The State legis-
lature is considering repealing a
law which forbids women to wear
hatpins protruding more than a
half inch without a protective cov
ering.
SATURDAY
June 5
Informal Adiriti«»
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SERVICE MEN’S
CENTER .
’0-00 tq-OO
Cnf’ee
»’il Dorrt« Fetore »nd
«♦«er C'-ercb
Operated under the FWA
and
City of Independence
165 C Street, Independence, Ore.
Hours—9 A.M. to 12 Midnight
Thursday, June 3
Informal Activities
Friday, June 4
Informal Activities
Saturday, June 5
Games
Dancing
Junior Hostesses
Refreshments
Sunday, June 6
Informal Activities
Monday, June 7
Informal Activities
Tuesday, June 8
Informal Activities
Wednesday, June 9
Party Night
Dancing
Junior Hostesses
Refreshments
Pool, Ping Pong, Darts, Table
Games, Juke Box, Piano, Library
& Writing Room. Snack Bar,
Lancing, Junior HostesseF.
2 30 nrr ’’■-vo’ing.
pm Tenni».
SUNDAY
June 0
infoiinal Activrtiaa
i
r
MONDAY
Ju lit
t
TUESDAY
June 8
WEDNESDAY
June 9
4 1"
ptn
Discussion
fmvn ”, vie« *‘The
Wo'b1 W c Want to
T. vc Tn.”
7 :.3O - >n €ls»«ical Re
cordine«
8:00 pm Ches« Olub.
l:0n-10;3n pm Informa)
Adiriti«».
Inform»! Aotiviti«»
8:00 nm Bridge »nd
Ttble Geme».
8:00 pm Be’lnn«”' T’ali 6:00-10:30 pm Inform«)
Attiviti««.
room Dancing Claaa.
9:00 pm Advan<-ed Dane»
Class.
triform») Actlviti««
2:00 nm
-Party—
Epilated Wives.
8:00 pm Square Dancing. 6:00-10:30 pro Informal
Activitie«
8:00 pm Classical Re
cording«.
8:00 nm Cont’-act Bridge
8:00 pm Art das« in
Instruction.
Pastels . and
Water
Colors.
Informa.) Adirili««
7:15 pm Songfest
7:30 pm Cabaret Dance
9 am to noon Viali th«
church of vottr chorea
9 *m to 11:00 pm Can
teen op«n
10:00 am to 3:00 pm—
Home
Hospitality
Reeistrstion.
10:00 am 6:00 nm Sew
ing and Mondine.
10'00 am Pbiv Golf el
Salem Golf Course <18
Holes ).
2:00 4:00 pm Sight See-
Trip to State
Capitol.
2:45-4:45 pm Bicycle
trip.
3:00-6.-00 pm Symphotie
Recording« in Music
Hall at W. Univ.
3-00-11:00 nm Juke Bo«
Hop.
3:00-7:00 pm Palm read.
7:30-10:30 pm Sonarfest,
led by Mary Hughes.
7:30 Jim Sm»)] Gaines
Actiyjties.
8:00 pm Informal Danc
ing.
10 »n
to 2
pm
W«v
Mother» meeting
7:30 pm Small Gem««
Activitie».
8:00
pm
Discussion
Group ILounge).
8;00 pm Juke Box Hop.
7:30 pm Small Game«
Activities.
7:30-9:00 pm Truth and
6-10:30 pm Informal Ac-
Cccseo'ipnce Pary
t:vhies.
8:00-10:00 pm Singfest.
8:00 pm Dancing.
8:30-11:30 pm Spring
Formal Dance.
9:00-11:00 pm Informal
Dance to Juke Box.
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