► f t X QUARTERMASTER Camp Adair Sentry Thursday, June 3,1943. Page Ten Walk Fast, Walk Tur The Sergeant Said It SWAPS COLUMN Ninety-eight per cent of the Ord­ I.osts — Founds “QUOTES and QUERIES” nance company commanded by Wants — Sales Pfc. F. Smith—Sgt. M. Gaines Capt. Robert Crooker, qualified <______________________________ J et cetera We’ll have to credit this to the home and gave my wooden soldier.» last week on a twenty-five mile You can’t escape, why even try United Press and a drill sergeant to the poor boy down the street. hike, made in five and a half hours, There's no need even, for you to back in Langley Field, Va.. who told “However,” continued the ser­ Wanted: Rides for five girls tp The boys marched with light field cry his men the following little fairy geant, “after I had given them Camp Adair from Salem, arriving Just make your mind up, ami tale, after 3 hours of drill on a hot, away I was so sorry that 1 had packs. Lt. Conrad Adkins, second in on the Post at 7:00 A.M. (Phone WARN the Nation humid, tiresome apd bleeding day. done so that I began to cry. I cer­ Smith and Gaines are with you To continue: tainly wanted those wooden sol­ command, assisted in making ar- Mrs. Smith, 2888.) for the DURATION. “Now listen you recruits,” the diers back. My mother heard me rangements. Found: Gold rimmed bi-focal Sgt. said, “I’m going to tell you a crying and asked what the trouble glasses. Contact Employee Rela­ Since we’ve taking to mention­ true story. When I was a little boy was.” tions, Civilian Personnel Branch, “When I told her what was wrong Well! Of All the Bad, ing antiquated vehicles (‘old cars' I had a set of wooden soldiers. I Post Headquarters or phone 2888. she said, ‘ Son, don ’ t cry, you ’ ll get was very attached to those wooden Naughty Things to Do! to you, Fagliarone!!), we must in­ soldiers, but it so happened that your little wooden soldiers back clude Pfc. Hummel’s “Rambling there was a poor, little boy on our some day’.” Found—a golden cocker spaniel Wreck from QM Tech” on our list. street and he liked them too. Well, The Sgt. paused, glared at the I And from the Desert Training was found in the woods near Range The ‘wreck’ as it is affectionately one Sunday I went to church and men. “And now, by the living Center in the California desert 86 by Sgt. Don J. Crowder of the comes word that thirty-nine car­ Timber Wolf Service Company called by the ‘thousands’ who ride the preacher so impressed me with blankety-blank-blank, you guys— rier pigeons have flown over the that day is here! ” his sermon that I went straight Geysers. If no one claims the dog, ; ip it. is a sedan who’s Mother hill. The sandy, snake infested tank the Sgt. intends to keep him. y must have been frightened by a training area where the tempera­ Informal Concert (Phone 3323). ture usually goes up to 120 or 130 J Delivery truck!! (Of course, that’s Post Ordnance A concert given by Pvt. Charles ' every day was just too much for •. before rationing, when they were Ultimatum to Pvt. George Sim­ Duncan, pianist of the 172nd Ord­ IS IT YOURS? r STILL DELIVERING!! What mons—one more “Moron” joke (?) nance, IV Corps; Pvt. Louis Godla, I the birds. The thirty-nine, all FOUND—Pvt. Adolph Vlchin- . still delivering!) What ‘make,’ the like the last few and the fellows violinist from the 555 Railhead, rookies, are turning up at the cool­ sky found a marriage certificate er greener areas of their old civil- . ' ‘Wreck’ actually is. has baffled all. will not be held responsible for their also IV Corps; and Pvt. Ray Allen, belonging to Fred A. Childs who ,. (Including Bill Schnelwert, who actions. Personally, I like the one tenor, Sea Gull Timber Wolf Divi­ ! ian owners. was married at the Church of the goes as far back as the christen­ about the wolf who liked to take sion was well received by the au­ Sacred Heart, Highland Falls, Well I’m Damned Dep’t. ing of Jack Benny’s “Maxwell”) out sweater girls so he fould pull dience. Every Saturday night at eight N.Y., to Margaret M. Bayan. Party The •Wreck's’ popularity lies in the wool over their eyes. Following the concert, a group there are big doings and swell can have same by calling at the it’s capacity. Said capacity's maxi­ Slim Slipping dances at the YWCA in Portland Sentry office, phone 2942. mum has never been reached, al­ Well, Slim Hendrickson went on gathered around the Grand and though last week it was threatened, pass last week. That makes a total sang to their heart’s content, with and— Found—An unidentified private The girls are quite disappointed when Hummel transported all cf of one six-hour pass in the past six Pvt. Duncan accompanying them. left a pair of bowling shoes in Lt. that so few EM from Camp Adair Singing in the group were Pvt. Barracks 108 and two hitch-hikers months. To climax the story, Slim Hynes ’ car in Corvallis. This pro­ come to their parties. They are that he met on the road, to Cor­ spent 2’2 hours of the six in a James Vanek, 172 Ordnance, IV Corps; T 5 Sam Applebon, T 5 from all parts of the United States, perty will be returned to the en­ movie theater in Salem. vallis!!! Speaking of Hendrickson, he re­ Paul Rivas, T 4 Loren Archuletto strangers to Oregon, and anxious listed man if he calls at the camp post office located on Postal Ave­ Unsung Hero of World War No. ceived a letter from a 17 year old and Pvt. Erich Gorgias, all from to meet someone from their home town. So ? nue. 2—Number 16486; We give you. Oklahoma girl who has decided to the Timber Wolf Geysers. correspond with him. In this letter, Bob (low man on. NOT totem pole -lie lets her imagination run riot BUT. Double-decker bed) Stair, as she attempt to desci ¡be her who nightly risks his life crawling “Prince Charmih^.” I quote— into what SHOULD be a place of “You're about 5 feet. 7 inches and ' rest and sleep—his bed. have a swell physique. You must But in all honesty, we ask you be about 20 or 21 years old. and a dear public, you too Private (no lot of fun.’’ Actually Slim is 6 feet, SALEM DATE MONMOUTH 1 ALBANY CORVALLIS 693 Chemeketa St. 113118 East Third St. Fifth and Madison Sta. Hiway 99W & Main St. one can say that there’s class dis- 2 inches; his nickname describes tinction in Smith & Gaines col- his physique; he’s 32 years old, and 7:30 pm Timber Well 7:30 pm Small Games Broadcast—USO Bali . unin! In fact, if the truth is known, i is the father of a 6 year old girl. Activities. room 7:3O pin Movie. 8:00 pin Art Class in and it is, there’s NOTHING in > Whatever you do, Slim, don’t Pastels and Water 6:90-10:80 pm Informal 8:00-9:90 pm Beginne’-» Informal Activitie« THURSDAY Dance Class, at TM Smith & Gaines column!), could send her your picture and disillu­ activitie« Ci lor«, June 3 CA Bldg. 8.00 pm Beginner«’ you get some rest and sleep with sion her. 9:30-11 pm Informal Ballroom Dancing Dance to Juke Box All of the enlisted men in the Class. a bed partner weighing two hun­ (Ballroom I. 9:00 ptn Rhumba and dred and ninety pounds teetering detachment, from first Sergeant Conga Class down to the lowliest yardbird, overhead ? 2:00 pm Service Wivea’- Sewing and Badminton ' . «• A * • % e. t r , • '• « . ' - You could? Well, Bob will switch ; would like to take this opportunity Y.. I* Groups. •; to congratulate the Ordnance Of ­ « ■- 7:3b pit Roller ■ Ska ting FRIDAY 7:36 pm' Small Game« ■ » with you any day. Nights are out Informal Attiviti«« Pa-ty st Lake Turk Activitie«. ficer, Lt. Col. Fraser, on his re­ 6rOO 10-30 pro Inform») Roller Rink. • > of the question, as Bob is afraid 8:06 pm Informal Dane- cent promotion. Best wishes, Sir, 8 :<*0 pm Bridge and . actiaiti«« in«- to move for fear his partner (?) Small Game«. • from all of us, and may that silver 8:00 pm Classical Re ­ like Jack and Jill, will come 9 cordings. * leaf soon be replaced by a silver - ----------------------------- - ’a-tumbling down! eagle. 1-11 pm Canteen open V. I'll Tell a Little Story" AT USO WHERE TO GO 1-5 pro Registration fw Home Hospitality 2:00 pm to 10:00 pro— jewing and Mending 7 1 .'»—Sorriest 1:00-11:00 rm Infor­ «^rvice Men. POO pm Che«« Club mal Activities 8:00 run Fight Picture«. 2:00-5 00 pm Mending 5:00-10:00 pm Rogist'-a ’ion for Sleeping 8:"0 pm Dance. Service C of«. 7:30-10 >30 pro Siingfest. 8:30-11:30 pm Dance to 188rd F.A. Orchestra. 3:00 pro Tenni«. This week's song: (Dedicated to arrivals from week-end passes, LATE Sunday night, or early Mon­ day morning. “Coming in on a Wing and a Prayer.” CAUTION TO THE PUBLIC: If you come upon any one of Major Brandt's QM Property workers and find them mumbling a strange gibberish of numbers and words, please give them the sympathy they deserve and leave them un­ molested. From Major Brandt on down to the lowliest enlisted man, (that Smith & Gaines are always looking for publicity!) they've been working night and day to set up the Army’s new Stock Control System. If the bags under their collective eyes were laid end to end, thev’d carry more equipment than what's in that very same system! i .. MOUNTAINEER BAND IN PORTLAND The Mountaineer Infantry Band, under the direction of Sgt. Howard, were on a special trip to Portland last week end to play for the Me­ morial Day Parade but the Oregon liquid sunshine spoiled the well laid plans. So the parade was called off, and the Band had to be satisfied to play smooth music for the Memorial Day Dance at the George White Service Center. They really provid­ ed some smooth music for the crowd and it looks as though more visits will be paid soon. 3 :00 pn Cot Registra-' lion. Boston (CNS)— The State legis- lature is considering repealing a law which forbids women to wear hatpins protruding more than a half inch without a protective cov­ ering. SATURDAY June 5 Informal Adiriti«» __________________________________________________ SERVICE MEN’S CENTER . ’0-00 tq-OO Cnf’ee »’il Dorrt« Fetore »nd «♦«er C'-ercb Operated under the FWA and City of Independence 165 C Street, Independence, Ore. Hours—9 A.M. to 12 Midnight Thursday, June 3 Informal Activities Friday, June 4 Informal Activities Saturday, June 5 Games Dancing Junior Hostesses Refreshments Sunday, June 6 Informal Activities Monday, June 7 Informal Activities Tuesday, June 8 Informal Activities Wednesday, June 9 Party Night Dancing Junior Hostesses Refreshments Pool, Ping Pong, Darts, Table Games, Juke Box, Piano, Library & Writing Room. Snack Bar, Lancing, Junior HostesseF. 2 30 nrr ’’■-vo’ing. pm Tenni». SUNDAY June 0 infoiinal Activrtiaa i r MONDAY Ju lit t TUESDAY June 8 WEDNESDAY June 9 4 1" ptn Discussion fmvn ”, vie« *‘The Wo'b1 W c Want to T. vc Tn.” 7 :.3O - >n €ls»«ical Re cordine« 8:00 pm Ches« Olub. l:0n-10;3n pm Informa) Adiriti«». Inform»! Aotiviti«» 8:00 nm Bridge »nd Ttble Geme». 8:00 pm Be’lnn«”' T’ali 6:00-10:30 pm Inform«) Attiviti««. room Dancing Claaa. 9:00 pm Advan<-ed Dane» Class. triform») Actlviti«« 2:00 nm -Party— Epilated Wives. 8:00 pm Square Dancing. 6:00-10:30 pro Informal Activitie« 8:00 pm Classical Re­ cording«. 8:00 nm Cont’-act Bridge 8:00 pm Art das« in Instruction. Pastels . and Water Colors. Informa.) Adirili«« 7:15 pm Songfest 7:30 pm Cabaret Dance 9 am to noon Viali th« church of vottr chorea 9 *m to 11:00 pm Can­ teen op«n 10:00 am to 3:00 pm— Home Hospitality Reeistrstion. 10:00 am 6:00 nm Sew­ ing and Mondine. 10'00 am Pbiv Golf el Salem Golf Course <18 Holes ). 2:00 4:00 pm Sight See- Trip to State Capitol. 2:45-4:45 pm Bicycle trip. 3:00-6.-00 pm Symphotie Recording« in Music Hall at W. Univ. 3-00-11:00 nm Juke Bo« Hop. 3:00-7:00 pm Palm read. 7:30-10:30 pm Sonarfest, led by Mary Hughes. 7:30 Jim Sm»)] Gaines Actiyjties. 8:00 pm Informal Danc­ ing. 10 »n to 2 pm W«v Mother» meeting 7:30 pm Small Gem«« Activitie». 8:00 pm Discussion Group ILounge). 8;00 pm Juke Box Hop. 7:30 pm Small Game« Activities. 7:30-9:00 pm Truth and 6-10:30 pm Informal Ac- Cccseo'ipnce Pary t:vhies. 8:00-10:00 pm Singfest. 8:00 pm Dancing. 8:30-11:30 pm Spring Formal Dance. 9:00-11:00 pm Informal Dance to Juke Box. USO-Your Home Away from Home