Camp Adair sentry. (Camp Adair, Or.) 1942-1944, April 08, 1943, Page 5, Image 5

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Camp Adair Sentry
Thursday, April 8, 1943
Paire Four
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Pay section will take the rostrum.
The next concerns “bait for the
’Nun-Coms CJqb. Promotions have
by
been flying thick and fast in the
Sgt. Fred Ashworth
“QUOTES and QUERIES”
last two or three weeks, so fast
i Pfc. F. Smith—Sgt. M. Gaines j
that
this column has been unable
The director of the following
Sehaul days, school days for the
to.keep up with them, 1 think they
We’d never place in the Gallup I picture must have named it—after members of the Finance Section.
are
all under control now so here
witnessing a meeting between Pfc. Yes, we are all back in school and
Poll
they
are. Former Non-Coms who
We’d never be read if there were Anthony Santuoso and Sgt. Sam taking a lot of book lamin’. In
have
gone
up the ladder:
Farkas—“Frankenstein Meets the Feu of the regular Monday night
a toll
Marvin Rathsam to Master- ser­
non-coms school, every Monday
So we re grateful for the Sentry’s Wolf Man!”
night for two hours the entire geant, Arthur Minichiello to Tech­
free admission
Flash!
Flash!
For
months
Gaines
Finance Section gathers at the nical-sergeant, Louis Geirman to
On account of it—Smith and
and
Smith
have
been
hiding
during
Post Finance Section Office and Staff-sergeant, Fred Ashworth to
Gaines have a position.
the day, and writing this stuff by burns the well known midnight oil. T 3, William Cassler, MacMcAl-
night, to escape the Adair “Vigil- The man in enlisted pay is learn­ lister and Jim Molloy to T/4. New
Recipe for “sad sack.” Take one antes.” But alas and alack, one of ing how to keep the books in the bait for the non-coms club, all new
soldier suit full of assorted bones, the duo has been overtaken by accounting section while the men i T 5s, are Bud Emerson, Ed Mc-
membranes, corpuscles, etc. Adil to some bronchitis germs blown on of enlisted pay teach the commer­ Monigle and Iver Perry. Men shun­
hat a possible furlough. Mix well his neck by a mad leader.
reader. Mike cial accounts section how to pay ning the name of yard-bird and
with matrimonial intent ions, “Carrot Top" Gaines is the victim. the yardbird his fifty per month, lowly privates are Pfc.s Ed Smith.
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i Which, calls for a blood test. Il He lies helpless (as usual) in i In other words we are all becom- Trim Trimingham and Gene Ur-
took i!ie Medics two
a* hours to find Adair’s Pool of Blood (Station ing versatile,
far the elasses rere-Pon.
enough liquid in him for the test Hospital). (This column has been have been vo**y interesting and
Since the Post Theatres have
nly to find, upon further investi- flown in by an ill wind from Salem, beneficial.
been in operation, it has been mem­
aatio. it was Italian wine!) With where the other yardbird is now
The first three meetings of the bers of Post Finance that have been
.he above spice, one Pie’s promo­ roosting.)
class were handled by the account­ the men responsible for the most
tion, shake well and the result is
ing section. The first meeting was I part, for their operation. In the
-ne genuine be-draggled, weary,
Pvt. — “Foot powder is no good in charge of Bob Torcasio. Mac last two weeks there have been a
•lumping, sad sack by the name for shaking in your boots.”
McAllister also did a good job as number of them elevated to the
>f Vincent Amalfitano. If just the
Pfc. — “Did you try it?”
did Marv Rathsam, chief of the position of managers, Since the
preparation made him this way, the
Pvt. — “Sure! I’m still shaking section. We are all looking forward work of the theatres is so import­
ia yo fthe big affair should find in my boots.”
to next week when the Officer’s ant they are worthy of note. They
*he bride supporting a groom as
weak as a cup of rationed coffee!
f QUARTERMASTER
if you insist on it, he’ll eat us
out of Mess Halls and Barracks
and then start on the Mess Halls
themselves!
Frenzied Finance
i
With his pockets and wallet as
•mpty as Smith and Gaines’ heads,
’vt. Joe Fagliarone returned from
his furlough spent in New Jersey.
There’s talk that that’s all he did
pend there—time. In fact, this
panting pair, after an extensive
earch (we opened both our eyes)
iscovered he rode the sleeper to
and from Hague's Town. Those in­
terested in a “railbirds” view of
the country, contact Joe “Five by
Five” Fagliarone.
Four hours after being notified
f his rise in the military world,
pl. Leighty’s (QM’s former under-
aker) face was at least four
ades whiter than one of his for-
i er “jobs.” Hoping, unlike some
his old playmates, he recovers.
.. ■ wish him luck!
Scent at Service Club No. 1:
t vt. Bill (fugitive from the over
3 year olu escape clause) Shnel-
ert running a Bingo game with
.vo shills, Sgt. Farkas and Pfc.
Z'erger. Need we say Farkas and
erger won?
North I) at 7th
Evenings: 6:00 and 8-00
Sunday Matinee: 1:30
North 7 at 6th
Evenings: 6:45 and 8U5
Sunday Matinee: 2:15
"THE
DESPERADOS"
THURS
week.
To save lumber, the length of
matches will be reduced.
ALICE FAYE
JOHN PAYNE
LYNN BARI
J ACK O AK IE
IDAHO"
ROY ROGERS
"THE
DESPERADOS"
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ERROL FLYNN
"March of Time"
RANDOLPH SCOTT
GLENN FORI)
MOVIETONEWS
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"GENTLEMAN
Bah, Wilderness"
JIM"
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ERROL FLYNN
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IDAHO'
aHd,)ti»velar • of
"HELLO
FRISCO, HELLO"
'AFTER MIDNIGHT
with BOSTON BLACKIE'
GENTLEMAN
JIM"
April
Ngmci»
th* of^iqe is Sgt. Louis Geirm*n.
Louis is.gPiOUlduox map andjoy^s
nothing mqre than a .good bri^k
hike or a.,sojourn amuog
the scenic, wpudws of America.
Louis just returned from a thrge
day visit among nature’* win­
ders and theu assures us that the
sights in Portland are wonder­
ful.
The office on Monday morning
looked much cleaner and brighter
than ever before. For awhile we all
wondered why. Then it dawned.
Martinelli was on the end of a mop
on the Friday night clean-up detail.
For a demonstration of real mop
technique Martinelli is the man to
see in action. He has one of the
best back-hand strokes in the army
and probably could out-do the deck
swabbers of the Navy.
That mops up the news till next
Sunday matinee: 2:00
Theatre Avenue
Evenings: 6:45 and 8:45
Sunday Matinee: 2:15
BAH, WILDERNESS
MOVIETONEWS
'AFTER MIDNIGHT
with BOSTON BLACKIE'
.!
Evenings: 6:30 and 8:30
RANDOLPH SCOTT
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Swuth D at 5th
THEATRE NO. 2 THEATRE NO. 4
SAT
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MOVIETONEWS
RVÏ. .ROGERS
LOAN STRANGER
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SUH.
April
F.iMacMurray
“PLUTO” CARTOON
MOVIETONEWS
Theatre Na,J
12
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TUES.
April
13
WED.
April
14
"THE
DESPERADOS"
Far Freedom" '
R.Ru^scll
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MON.
April
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"CORREGIDOR"
Hi
When
Warning to all QM 1911: For the
Kake of the Detachment's vanish­
ment’s vanishing rations, please
discontinue the habit of making
Oscar (eating all the time) Stenz-
ler angry, as it only makes his
appetite larger. Believe us fellows,
No. 1 — 2243
No. 2 — 3243
No. 3 — 3293
No. 4 — 2940
No. 5 — 2293
are Ed Smith, Trim Trimmingham,
Bpr.nay Hqajy apd Bud (Emerson.
THEATRE NO. 3 THEATRE NO. 5
South C at 8th
Evenings: 6:00 and 8:0(1
Sunday Matinee: 1:30
LOAN STRANGER
Some DTs (Delirium Tremins) for
MPs (?)—or
“It Shouldn’t Happen to a Dog!
Yes ONLY God can make an M P.
He’s the only one with that much
mercy
He also gives life to worms, snakes,
and mice
"Which explains the M.P. type of
lice.
"Yes only God can make an M.P.
With club, arm band, and itead
so empty
Yes, if God can take credit for
lovely trees
"Hc’H also get the blame for low
creatures like these!
THEATRE NO. 1
April
We have a “slight” idea “some
people don’t particularly “care
: ’»• the written word of this duo.
) Is that an understatement!) As
>ur contribution to this Camp’s
Basic Training, we give to those
Anti-Smith and Gaine’s, the name
of Pfc. Hyman “Horrible” Klein,
who once saved this column from
covering the face on the Sentry’s
cutting room floor.
I think of low squirmy,
crawling things
“MP’s!” to my superior Q.M.
mind it brings
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MITCHELL AYRES & BAND
KINDLY SCRAM
SPORTING DOGS
RANDOLPH SCOTT
GLENN FORD
~77
GENTLEMAN
JIM"
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Theatre No. 2
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Flight for Freedom"
Theatre No. 1
"CORREGIDOR"
Theatre No. 2
USO STAGE SHOW
"Male Animal" 7:30 p.m.
"HIT PARADE
OF 1943"
MADERO OF MEXICO
MOVIETONEWS
Bah, Wilderness"
ERROL FLYNN
MOVIETONEWS
LOAN STRANGER
"FLIGHT
FOR FREEDOM"
ROSALIND RUSSELL
FRED MACMlRRAY
HERBERT MARSHALL
DOUBLE FEATURE!
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"HE'S MY GUY"
"MURDER IN
TIMES SQUARE"
"CORREGIDOR"
PIA TO CARTOON
MOVIETONEWS
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MITCHELL AYRES & BAND
KINDLY SCRAM
SPORTING DOGS
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