■ .»)? Qr ú Camp Adair Sentry Thursday, April 8, 1943 Paire Four » ---------------------------- T.7A I Pay section will take the rostrum. The next concerns “bait for the ’Nun-Coms CJqb. Promotions have by been flying thick and fast in the Sgt. Fred Ashworth “QUOTES and QUERIES” last two or three weeks, so fast i Pfc. F. Smith—Sgt. M. Gaines j that this column has been unable The director of the following Sehaul days, school days for the to.keep up with them, 1 think they We’d never place in the Gallup I picture must have named it—after members of the Finance Section. are all under control now so here witnessing a meeting between Pfc. Yes, we are all back in school and Poll they are. Former Non-Coms who We’d never be read if there were Anthony Santuoso and Sgt. Sam taking a lot of book lamin’. In have gone up the ladder: Farkas—“Frankenstein Meets the Feu of the regular Monday night a toll Marvin Rathsam to Master- ser­ non-coms school, every Monday So we re grateful for the Sentry’s Wolf Man!” night for two hours the entire geant, Arthur Minichiello to Tech­ free admission Flash! Flash! For months Gaines Finance Section gathers at the nical-sergeant, Louis Geirman to On account of it—Smith and and Smith have been hiding during Post Finance Section Office and Staff-sergeant, Fred Ashworth to Gaines have a position. the day, and writing this stuff by burns the well known midnight oil. T 3, William Cassler, MacMcAl- night, to escape the Adair “Vigil- The man in enlisted pay is learn­ lister and Jim Molloy to T/4. New Recipe for “sad sack.” Take one antes.” But alas and alack, one of ing how to keep the books in the bait for the non-coms club, all new soldier suit full of assorted bones, the duo has been overtaken by accounting section while the men i T 5s, are Bud Emerson, Ed Mc- membranes, corpuscles, etc. Adil to some bronchitis germs blown on of enlisted pay teach the commer­ Monigle and Iver Perry. Men shun­ hat a possible furlough. Mix well his neck by a mad leader. reader. Mike cial accounts section how to pay ning the name of yard-bird and with matrimonial intent ions, “Carrot Top" Gaines is the victim. the yardbird his fifty per month, lowly privates are Pfc.s Ed Smith. i i Which, calls for a blood test. Il He lies helpless (as usual) in i In other words we are all becom- Trim Trimingham and Gene Ur- took i!ie Medics two a* hours to find Adair’s Pool of Blood (Station ing versatile, far the elasses rere-Pon. enough liquid in him for the test Hospital). (This column has been have been vo**y interesting and Since the Post Theatres have nly to find, upon further investi- flown in by an ill wind from Salem, beneficial. been in operation, it has been mem­ aatio. it was Italian wine!) With where the other yardbird is now The first three meetings of the bers of Post Finance that have been .he above spice, one Pie’s promo­ roosting.) class were handled by the account­ the men responsible for the most tion, shake well and the result is ing section. The first meeting was I part, for their operation. In the -ne genuine be-draggled, weary, Pvt. — “Foot powder is no good in charge of Bob Torcasio. Mac last two weeks there have been a •lumping, sad sack by the name for shaking in your boots.” McAllister also did a good job as number of them elevated to the >f Vincent Amalfitano. If just the Pfc. — “Did you try it?” did Marv Rathsam, chief of the position of managers, Since the preparation made him this way, the Pvt. — “Sure! I’m still shaking section. We are all looking forward work of the theatres is so import­ ia yo fthe big affair should find in my boots.” to next week when the Officer’s ant they are worthy of note. They *he bride supporting a groom as weak as a cup of rationed coffee! f QUARTERMASTER if you insist on it, he’ll eat us out of Mess Halls and Barracks and then start on the Mess Halls themselves! Frenzied Finance i With his pockets and wallet as •mpty as Smith and Gaines’ heads, ’vt. Joe Fagliarone returned from his furlough spent in New Jersey. There’s talk that that’s all he did pend there—time. In fact, this panting pair, after an extensive earch (we opened both our eyes) iscovered he rode the sleeper to and from Hague's Town. Those in­ terested in a “railbirds” view of the country, contact Joe “Five by Five” Fagliarone. Four hours after being notified f his rise in the military world, pl. Leighty’s (QM’s former under- aker) face was at least four ades whiter than one of his for- i er “jobs.” Hoping, unlike some his old playmates, he recovers. .. ■ wish him luck! Scent at Service Club No. 1: t vt. Bill (fugitive from the over 3 year olu escape clause) Shnel- ert running a Bingo game with .vo shills, Sgt. Farkas and Pfc. Z'erger. Need we say Farkas and erger won? North I) at 7th Evenings: 6:00 and 8-00 Sunday Matinee: 1:30 North 7 at 6th Evenings: 6:45 and 8U5 Sunday Matinee: 2:15 "THE DESPERADOS" THURS week. To save lumber, the length of matches will be reduced. ALICE FAYE JOHN PAYNE LYNN BARI J ACK O AK IE IDAHO" ROY ROGERS "THE DESPERADOS" I ERROL FLYNN "March of Time" RANDOLPH SCOTT GLENN FORI) MOVIETONEWS t // "GENTLEMAN Bah, Wilderness" JIM" » ERROL FLYNN •t» IDAHO' aHd,)ti»velar • of "HELLO FRISCO, HELLO" 'AFTER MIDNIGHT with BOSTON BLACKIE' GENTLEMAN JIM" April Ngmci» th* of^iqe is Sgt. Louis Geirm*n. Louis is.gPiOUlduox map andjoy^s nothing mqre than a .good bri^k hike or a.,sojourn amuog the scenic, wpudws of America. Louis just returned from a thrge day visit among nature’* win­ ders and theu assures us that the sights in Portland are wonder­ ful. The office on Monday morning looked much cleaner and brighter than ever before. For awhile we all wondered why. Then it dawned. Martinelli was on the end of a mop on the Friday night clean-up detail. For a demonstration of real mop technique Martinelli is the man to see in action. He has one of the best back-hand strokes in the army and probably could out-do the deck swabbers of the Navy. That mops up the news till next Sunday matinee: 2:00 Theatre Avenue Evenings: 6:45 and 8:45 Sunday Matinee: 2:15 BAH, WILDERNESS MOVIETONEWS 'AFTER MIDNIGHT with BOSTON BLACKIE' .! Evenings: 6:30 and 8:30 RANDOLPH SCOTT 8 —— • IN , A N,A Ri M. N1» ,TRE (IhlJC E Swuth D at 5th THEATRE NO. 2 THEATRE NO. 4 SAT I MOVIETONEWS RVÏ. .ROGERS LOAN STRANGER i T SUH. April F.iMacMurray “PLUTO” CARTOON MOVIETONEWS Theatre Na,J 12 I TUES. April 13 WED. April 14 "THE DESPERADOS" Far Freedom" ' R.Ru^scll ------- ;------- MON. April -— i I "CORREGIDOR" Hi When Warning to all QM 1911: For the Kake of the Detachment's vanish­ ment’s vanishing rations, please discontinue the habit of making Oscar (eating all the time) Stenz- ler angry, as it only makes his appetite larger. Believe us fellows, No. 1 — 2243 No. 2 — 3243 No. 3 — 3293 No. 4 — 2940 No. 5 — 2293 are Ed Smith, Trim Trimmingham, Bpr.nay Hqajy apd Bud (Emerson. THEATRE NO. 3 THEATRE NO. 5 South C at 8th Evenings: 6:00 and 8:0(1 Sunday Matinee: 1:30 LOAN STRANGER Some DTs (Delirium Tremins) for MPs (?)—or “It Shouldn’t Happen to a Dog! Yes ONLY God can make an M P. He’s the only one with that much mercy He also gives life to worms, snakes, and mice "Which explains the M.P. type of lice. "Yes only God can make an M.P. With club, arm band, and itead so empty Yes, if God can take credit for lovely trees "Hc’H also get the blame for low creatures like these! THEATRE NO. 1 April We have a “slight” idea “some people don’t particularly “care : ’»• the written word of this duo. ) Is that an understatement!) As >ur contribution to this Camp’s Basic Training, we give to those Anti-Smith and Gaine’s, the name of Pfc. Hyman “Horrible” Klein, who once saved this column from covering the face on the Sentry’s cutting room floor. I think of low squirmy, crawling things “MP’s!” to my superior Q.M. mind it brings TELEPHONES . » t~~= USO STAGE SHOW "Male Animal" 7:30 p.m. MITCHELL AYRES & BAND KINDLY SCRAM SPORTING DOGS RANDOLPH SCOTT GLENN FORD ~77 GENTLEMAN JIM" /J Theatre No. 2 // Flight for Freedom" Theatre No. 1 "CORREGIDOR" Theatre No. 2 USO STAGE SHOW "Male Animal" 7:30 p.m. "HIT PARADE OF 1943" MADERO OF MEXICO MOVIETONEWS Bah, Wilderness" ERROL FLYNN MOVIETONEWS LOAN STRANGER "FLIGHT FOR FREEDOM" ROSALIND RUSSELL FRED MACMlRRAY HERBERT MARSHALL DOUBLE FEATURE! I "HE'S MY GUY" "MURDER IN TIMES SQUARE" "CORREGIDOR" PIA TO CARTOON MOVIETONEWS • MITCHELL AYRES & BAND KINDLY SCRAM SPORTING DOGS SAVE!—BUY THEATRE DISCOUNT BOOKS! $1.50 VALUE FOR $1.20