Camp Adair Sentry
Thursday, September 24, 1942.
This makes if Legal
If Love Bug Nibbles
Camp Adair
SPORTS
County Clerk Outlines
Routine to Be Followed
Public Relations Section
Camp Adair, Ore.
NEW LEGION HEAD
If Z Is A and A IsZ
This V-Mail Letter
Who's Gonna Do K.P.?
Puzzled Censor Much
Special
Pvt. Lavon Zakarian. founder of i Cpl. Albert C. Worner, Head-
a Camp Adair club composed of; 1 quarters Co., has a neat specimen
those who are doomed to be last in of V Mail from a close friend who
line on pay day, has a real offer
is now with a combat unit on one
from one Pvt. Bernard Axelrad.
of
the various American fronts in
who says:
the
making, across the water.
“If Zakarian is willing to drop
Every line got by the censor
that troublesome “Z” from his
name. I’ll gladly assume full re ing lieutenant, but he must have
sponsibility for it and place it in hesitated over this one:
a position of prominence in front
“I have not met any girl I
of my name. In that Uay we’ll - would exchange for Gin and do
change places with “Akarian" go-
ing to the head of the line and not expect that I shall.”
On the surface that looks like
“Zaxlerad” being doomed to the
an affront to American womanhood
rear on paydays.
and a shameless admission that the
“But I think that It is only fair
soldier is a slave of hard liquor.
remind Lavon that payday But “Gin” means Virginia. Be
comes only once a month while sides, this closing paragraph helps
guard and K.P. rosters are made
out:
up with startling and disconcerting
“Promotion is a small matter to
frequency .... and the A’s always
me. Winning the war is most im
lead the rest. In fact only on his
portant, so I take whatever comes
Roane Waring (above), of Mem second tour of Duty as a K.P. does with a smile and do my best at
phis was unanimously elected na an A man meet up with his Z
tional commander of the American counterpart doing his initial stint any job I get.”
Legion at the annual convention
in the kitchen.
held in Kansas City.
WAFFLES - ANY TIME
“And even on paydays I-avon is
Steaks and
prowess as one of the army’s best no^ 80 ba(i °ff- Ry the time a Zak-
Lunches
arian gets paid an Axelrad has
pistol shots.
spent
his
dough
and
has
to
wait
THE
WAFFLE
SHOP
While inspecting units of Ore
Across from Albany Hotel
gon posts recently, he was chal l on a 30 day line for next payday.
“Any time you want to swap—
lenged to a pistol match by .Major
General Charles H. Gerhardt, com. ' Zakarian—any time.’’
manding the 91st division, The
visiting general accepted the chal-
In medieval times, the betrothal
It’s The Rhythm of
lenge, borrowed a weapon and cool- ring presented on the tip of the
ly fired at 50x50. General Ger- i sword meant that your knight
hardt’s score was 48x50.
would fight for you.
There’s more to getting yourself
married than just getting the girl
James, the veteran jockel, has
to say “Yes.”
Champ to Defend Title
SECOND GUESSING entered the army in the east.
So informs A. J. Moore, Benton
James, whose problem the last few Claimed in Idle Jest
with
county clerk, through whose office
years has been in keeping his
Sgt. E. A. Brown
marriage licenses are issued for
weight down to 98 pounds, wanted
Co). R. E. M. Des Islets, Engineer men of Camp Adair. Marriages
The army football teams can to join the cavalry, which seems corps, familiarly known in hand must conform to Oregon laws. Mr.
reasonable enough. But here’s the
take it.
ball courts throughout the country Moore says, — or rather, the prep
Bob Neyland’s great eastern payoff, The army told him he I as “The Champ,’’ will defend his arations for marriage. He haa been
Army All-Stars last Week played would have to put on more weight' title very soon when he meets Lt. good enough to outline tile pro-
three of the leading professional if he wanted to learn to ride a | Robert R Rogers, of the 96th ceedure necessary. You would do
elevens in the country — the New horse.
well to clip this and paste it in
1 Divisional Staff.
York Giants, the Brooklyn Dodg
Lt. Rogers accepted Col. De» your shoe, because, as the feller
Sgt. Mulligan, of Fort MacAr
ers and the Chicago Bears — al)
Islets' challange U> meet all-comers savs, “You Can’t tell just when—.”
within six days. That, my friends, thur, California, is writing all his on the hand ball court and the
First you must make application
friends to ask them if they have
is quite a chore.
game will mark the official dedica. for a license four days or more
Disregarding for a moment the heard about the inductee who was tion of 96th Division hand ball ahead of receiving it. Either party
interesting fact (to Koldiers) that turned down at the reception cen court. Thia is one of nine com may make the application at the
the army boys played before some ter because hin seeing eye dog had pletely equipped regulation size office of the county clerk, court
100,000 spectators in the three flat feet. We hadn’t.
hand ball courts donated to Camp house, Corvallis.
games, amassing thereby twice
Applicant will be given blanks
Adair by the Four Builders, Na
that many dollars for the various ! The Pacific Coast league base tional Builders and Macdonald- for medical certificate for each
armed forces relief associations, ball season has come to a close. Strong.
party. The medical examination
their feal of defeating the leading Not that any of the soldiers seem
Both Col. De» Islets and Lt. must I m - completed by a physician
pro's two out of thre«- games in I to care much, hut Portland, the Rogers wem confident of the out- authorized to practice in Oregon
loss than a week is proof positive only alleged Class A A team any come of the prospective match and and the license must be issued
that army training is a great con where near here, had a pretty have started a vigorous training within 10 days of the examination.
miserable season. Let’s hope that program.
ditioner and vice versa.
After you have the license you
Gene Tunney, who as an author for the benefit of troops that will
may take your own sweet time.
ity on how to run the army and be around next season, the Port
The only variance possible from
navy, is a great ex heavyweight lend Beavers try to do better. Old Attention, Nimrods!
the above program, Mr. Moore
fighter, manages to break into timer» tell um that Portland has 'Closed Areas' Taboo
says, is that the county judge has
print every so often to sav that finished last for quite a few years,
authority to waive the four-day
soldiers, ailors and marines should Maybe they’ll do their bit for the
waiting period between the appli
Hunting »eason is due to start
forget about football until the | "oldiers next year and get way up
cation and issuance of the license
up any day now. The “go ahead”
present unpleasantness is over. He 1° seventh.
—If in his opinion such change is f
will probably be sounded as soon
wise.
should pipe down now. But he
as enough rain has fallen to lessen
probably won’t.
Three doctors at Camp Adair
U. of O. vs. Navy at
the present fire hazard. But before
who are qualified to sign the medi
you get out your shotgun find out
cal certificates are Maj. Charles H.
At th«- time this is being written, Portland Saturday
about the “closed areas.”
Manlove, and Lt. D. J. Francis,
it would seem that the St. Louis
Hunting is forbidden in these
Cardinals are in as the National
The opening kickoff of the foot “closed areas” which are set up in camp hospital dispensary, phone
la-ague champs. That means part ball season for Oregon will be Oregon, Washington and Califor 4228, and Capt. Bradford N. Pease,
of the World Series games will be booted in Multnomah stadium, Port nia. As these areas are changed Hosp. Barracks 105, phone 4201.
played a thousand miles or so near- land, Saturday afternoon, with the frequently, military personnel or surgery, 4116.
Maj. Malcolm N. Wilmes, camp
er Camp Adair. But still not close University of Oregon facing the should obtain the latest informa
Thursday, September 24.
enough, soldier, to get to see one U. S. Navy Pre-flight school from tion from state officials every time hospital summary court officer, is
Tickets—85c,
authorized to administer oaths and
on a week-end pass, so don’t try it. St. Mary's college. It will be a they start out.
the medical certificates may be
Tune in on the radio, hoys, that’s clash between a former coach at
signed before him, as before a :
Oregon who now coaches the navy
the best We can offer.
notary public.
team, Tex Oliver, and the freshman Wise Squirrel Knows
Note: It is necessary to have the :
There is no reason at all for the coach who stepped into hi* shoes,
Nut When He Sees One gal before beginning this proce- •
following to sneak its way into “Honest John” Warren.
With the customary optimism, a
duce.
;
thia column, but it's just another
Maybe Oscar, the State Capitol
proof that aviators have all the standard formula for all football
mentors, both coaches admit that squirrel, heard that Motor Pool
best of assignments in this war.
New York City Is Now
The Royal Air Fore«- has report. it will be a good game in spite of drivers were nuts. Whatever his
injuries,
graduations,
the
weather
The 'Great Dark Way'
motive,
he
approached
Pvt.
May
<-<l in London that a pilot had made
a forced landing in a nudist camp. and rumors of an all-out war going nard Day, who is one of those Say Gals in Message
demon drivers, while Day was sit
The pilot and his observer, whose on somewhere.
ting on a bench in the capitol park
report stressed that th«- landing
Six New York City girls have
at Salem, Ore.
was strictly emergency, stepped Soldiers to Get Free
sent I news of the big city, hoping
The squirrel squatted beside Day,
out of the plane to be surrounded
that i it will interest the men who
hl* little nostrils twitching, his
by nudists. They were invited to Ducats to Ball Games
have come from the metropolitan
bushy tail a'flutter, and he didn’t
lunch, the pilot continued, and had
area, They call it "trite typed
a “real good time." Naturally.
Five hundred free tickets to the go away. He stayed until Day de trite” ’ and it runs as follows:
<4 ' New York is a dimmed-out
Oregon State-California football parted, and then he followed him,
Wc see by the papera that Basil game in Corvallis on October 3 until Day reached down, picked up town, bright lights being just a S
—
will he handed out to soldiers, ac the unresisting creature, opened a memory, but the spirit that is New £
cording to an announcement by shirt pocket which of course had York is very much alive. Flags S
Percy Loccy, director of athletics been buttoned — and dropped the fly from windows, with service £
at
Oregon State. One thousand of squirrel into it.
flags all over the city, indicating SS
< «HIVAI.I.IS S'INFNT TH»:.\ rni
Before long Oscar the squirrel
the free ducats will be G.L issue
the number in the service from anj sS
CORVALLIS
that
pocket.
for the OSC-Montana game on waa sound asleep in
particular section.
S
Day, not having any G.L car with
November 7.
"At night, Broadway is now the
him,
hitchhiked
back
to
camp
with
In addition to the free tickets,
Great Dark Way. but when th< ~
there will be an undetermined num. the sleeping squirrel, then lifted fleet's in the streets arc bright
his
pet
out
gently
and
put
him
in
her of tickets for service men at
with white uniforms, together with ==
fifty cents. Both the free and re- a cardboard box with some old the soldiers' olive drab. All of you —
undershirts
as
bedding.
dined raU- tickets are for cnliated
no doubt, have heard of the Ameri =t
In the morning Day found Oscar
men only, Locey stated.
can Theatre Wing's Stage Door
insp«-cting the barrack.
Canteen, with food and entertain- EE
“Nuts to you, Oscar." said Day.
ment for men in service, and per- '
scooping him up and handing the
sons of distinction in the theatre S
squirrel sonic peanuts thoughtfully
and elsewhere serve food and dance ==
purchased the night before.
and entertain.
--
WHERE EVERYONE HAS
All day Oscar rode in the driver’s
A GOOD TIME
"If any civilian braves this sane- ^B
pocket, scarcely ever trying to
turn, he pays ISA -Just for sitting E
Every
climb out. Seemed to relish travel.
and looking on. He can’t join in =
Wednesday
He was a little fellow and the the festivities. We girls want to si
Friday
pocket didn't bulge much.
But
sec the shows there and are think- S
Saturday
Day wasn't sure how long it would
ing of donning olive drab ourselves S
last. Some officer, he feared, might
GROV E S BARN DANCE
and crashing the place.
—-
inaist
that
a
pocketful
of
squirrel
IMh A El«—Albany
“In a surprise blackout, recently.
r was not G.L for a driv«-r.
sirens sounded, searchlights swept aR
'
- -
'
A the sky. and many residents took S
it to be a real raid and got a shock. S
Barnum Lodge No. 7
Next day it was announced that a
I. O. 0 F.
strange plane had appeared, but St
CORVALLIS
Comer tlh 4 Madison
later had been identified. It was ^B
TUESDAY NIGHT. 8:00
Thursday -Friday-Saturday
good practice for air raid wardens K
• A Piare to Meet
Service Men Welcome
and one of ua la a warden."
He $ olwoys on a HOT SPOT!
• A Place to Eat
The girls, who -«-tut
-
are Misses Goldy C. Robhins. Sally
Salem’s Only Sandwich
Robbins. Sara Ungar. Yanorie hap-
Shop
Ian, Sandy Steinberg and Rose
Kramer.
II» Court Street
ATTENTION!
HENRY
BUSSE
TONIGHT!
AL. BENNING'S
10-Piece
Orchestra
Dancing starts at 8 P. M.
tax included.
WAR IS
Salem, Oregon
VENETIAN
ALBANY
Now Playing
Start» Sunday
GRANADA
ALBANY
Now Playing
“THE MAD
MARTINDALES’’
JANE WITHERS
also
Starts Sunday
“THRU DIFFERENT
EYES’’
MARY HOWARD
DONALD WOODS
also
2 Mi. N. of Albany on Hwy. 99
SALEM ARMORY
MILLER’S DEPT.
STORE
FAYE EMERSON
TUMBLE INN
and his orchestra.
Tears .... Worn spots
... Moth holes re-woven
perfectly!
“LADY GANGSTER’’
for an enjoyable
evening at
In Person—
LET US DO
YOUR RE-WEAVING
EVERY SATURDAY
NIGHT
“THE POSTMAN
DIDN’T RING”
F
WAR!
WE ARE ALL IN IT!
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DANCE
Answer:
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Saturday
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of Corvallis
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SKATEWAY
Roller Rink
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Albany, Oregon
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Tep-FUgM Roller Rink
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VI
Reformed Mess Off.
Returns From School
Victor J. Mix, 2nd l.t. Inf. is hark
with the Camp Adair Special Serv
ice Office after completing an
add«-«! course at the Special Service
School at Fort Meade. Maryland.
Lt. Mix was the first Mess Offi
cer in the first (and exciting! days
of Tent City. For the present Lt.
Mix is acting as athletic officer in
charge of equipment and aetivi-
tie*.
Generals Show Class
In Impromptu Match
Major General Kenyon A. Jojce. »•
commanding general of the Ninth
, Service command, «till retain,« his
i
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