Camp Adair Sentry Thursday, September 24, 1942. This makes if Legal If Love Bug Nibbles Camp Adair SPORTS County Clerk Outlines Routine to Be Followed Public Relations Section Camp Adair, Ore. NEW LEGION HEAD If Z Is A and A IsZ This V-Mail Letter Who's Gonna Do K.P.? Puzzled Censor Much Special Pvt. Lavon Zakarian. founder of i Cpl. Albert C. Worner, Head- a Camp Adair club composed of; 1 quarters Co., has a neat specimen those who are doomed to be last in of V Mail from a close friend who line on pay day, has a real offer is now with a combat unit on one from one Pvt. Bernard Axelrad. of the various American fronts in who says: the making, across the water. “If Zakarian is willing to drop Every line got by the censor­ that troublesome “Z” from his name. I’ll gladly assume full re­ ing lieutenant, but he must have sponsibility for it and place it in hesitated over this one: a position of prominence in front “I have not met any girl I of my name. In that Uay we’ll - would exchange for Gin and do change places with “Akarian" go- ing to the head of the line and not expect that I shall.” On the surface that looks like “Zaxlerad” being doomed to the an affront to American womanhood rear on paydays. and a shameless admission that the “But I think that It is only fair soldier is a slave of hard liquor. remind Lavon that payday But “Gin” means Virginia. Be­ comes only once a month while sides, this closing paragraph helps guard and K.P. rosters are made out: up with startling and disconcerting “Promotion is a small matter to frequency .... and the A’s always me. Winning the war is most im­ lead the rest. In fact only on his portant, so I take whatever comes Roane Waring (above), of Mem­ second tour of Duty as a K.P. does with a smile and do my best at phis was unanimously elected na­ an A man meet up with his Z tional commander of the American counterpart doing his initial stint any job I get.” Legion at the annual convention in the kitchen. held in Kansas City. WAFFLES - ANY TIME “And even on paydays I-avon is Steaks and prowess as one of the army’s best no^ 80 ba(i °ff- Ry the time a Zak- Lunches arian gets paid an Axelrad has pistol shots. spent his dough and has to wait THE WAFFLE SHOP While inspecting units of Ore­ Across from Albany Hotel gon posts recently, he was chal­ l on a 30 day line for next payday. “Any time you want to swap— lenged to a pistol match by .Major General Charles H. Gerhardt, com. ' Zakarian—any time.’’ manding the 91st division, The visiting general accepted the chal- In medieval times, the betrothal It’s The Rhythm of lenge, borrowed a weapon and cool- ring presented on the tip of the ly fired at 50x50. General Ger- i sword meant that your knight hardt’s score was 48x50. would fight for you. There’s more to getting yourself married than just getting the girl James, the veteran jockel, has to say “Yes.” Champ to Defend Title SECOND GUESSING entered the army in the east. So informs A. J. Moore, Benton James, whose problem the last few Claimed in Idle Jest with county clerk, through whose office years has been in keeping his Sgt. E. A. Brown marriage licenses are issued for weight down to 98 pounds, wanted Co). R. E. M. Des Islets, Engineer men of Camp Adair. Marriages The army football teams can to join the cavalry, which seems corps, familiarly known in hand­ must conform to Oregon laws. Mr. reasonable enough. But here’s the take it. ball courts throughout the country Moore says, — or rather, the prep­ Bob Neyland’s great eastern payoff, The army told him he I as “The Champ,’’ will defend his arations for marriage. He haa been Army All-Stars last Week played would have to put on more weight' title very soon when he meets Lt. good enough to outline tile pro- three of the leading professional if he wanted to learn to ride a | Robert R Rogers, of the 96th ceedure necessary. You would do elevens in the country — the New horse. well to clip this and paste it in 1 Divisional Staff. York Giants, the Brooklyn Dodg­ Lt. Rogers accepted Col. De» your shoe, because, as the feller Sgt. Mulligan, of Fort MacAr­ ers and the Chicago Bears — al) Islets' challange U> meet all-comers savs, “You Can’t tell just when—.” within six days. That, my friends, thur, California, is writing all his on the hand ball court and the First you must make application friends to ask them if they have is quite a chore. game will mark the official dedica. for a license four days or more Disregarding for a moment the heard about the inductee who was tion of 96th Division hand ball ahead of receiving it. Either party interesting fact (to Koldiers) that turned down at the reception cen­ court. Thia is one of nine com­ may make the application at the the army boys played before some ter because hin seeing eye dog had pletely equipped regulation size office of the county clerk, court 100,000 spectators in the three flat feet. We hadn’t. hand ball courts donated to Camp house, Corvallis. games, amassing thereby twice Applicant will be given blanks Adair by the Four Builders, Na­ that many dollars for the various ! The Pacific Coast league base­ tional Builders and Macdonald- for medical certificate for each armed forces relief associations, ball season has come to a close. Strong. party. The medical examination their feal of defeating the leading Not that any of the soldiers seem Both Col. De» Islets and Lt. must I m - completed by a physician pro's two out of thre«- games in I to care much, hut Portland, the Rogers wem confident of the out- authorized to practice in Oregon loss than a week is proof positive only alleged Class A A team any­ come of the prospective match and and the license must be issued that army training is a great con­ where near here, had a pretty have started a vigorous training within 10 days of the examination. miserable season. Let’s hope that program. ditioner and vice versa. After you have the license you Gene Tunney, who as an author­ for the benefit of troops that will may take your own sweet time. ity on how to run the army and be around next season, the Port­ The only variance possible from navy, is a great ex heavyweight lend Beavers try to do better. Old Attention, Nimrods! the above program, Mr. Moore fighter, manages to break into timer» tell um that Portland has 'Closed Areas' Taboo says, is that the county judge has print every so often to sav that finished last for quite a few years, authority to waive the four-day soldiers, ailors and marines should Maybe they’ll do their bit for the waiting period between the appli­ Hunting »eason is due to start forget about football until the | "oldiers next year and get way up cation and issuance of the license up any day now. The “go ahead” present unpleasantness is over. He 1° seventh. —If in his opinion such change is f will probably be sounded as soon wise. should pipe down now. But he as enough rain has fallen to lessen probably won’t. Three doctors at Camp Adair U. of O. vs. Navy at the present fire hazard. But before who are qualified to sign the medi­ you get out your shotgun find out cal certificates are Maj. Charles H. At th«- time this is being written, Portland Saturday about the “closed areas.” Manlove, and Lt. D. J. Francis, it would seem that the St. Louis Hunting is forbidden in these Cardinals are in as the National The opening kickoff of the foot­ “closed areas” which are set up in camp hospital dispensary, phone la-ague champs. That means part ball season for Oregon will be Oregon, Washington and Califor­ 4228, and Capt. Bradford N. Pease, of the World Series games will be booted in Multnomah stadium, Port­ nia. As these areas are changed Hosp. Barracks 105, phone 4201. played a thousand miles or so near- land, Saturday afternoon, with the frequently, military personnel or surgery, 4116. Maj. Malcolm N. Wilmes, camp er Camp Adair. But still not close University of Oregon facing the should obtain the latest informa­ Thursday, September 24. enough, soldier, to get to see one U. S. Navy Pre-flight school from tion from state officials every time hospital summary court officer, is Tickets—85c, authorized to administer oaths and on a week-end pass, so don’t try it. St. Mary's college. It will be a they start out. the medical certificates may be Tune in on the radio, hoys, that’s clash between a former coach at signed before him, as before a : Oregon who now coaches the navy the best We can offer. notary public. team, Tex Oliver, and the freshman Wise Squirrel Knows Note: It is necessary to have the : There is no reason at all for the coach who stepped into hi* shoes, Nut When He Sees One gal before beginning this proce- • following to sneak its way into “Honest John” Warren. With the customary optimism, a duce. ; thia column, but it's just another Maybe Oscar, the State Capitol proof that aviators have all the standard formula for all football mentors, both coaches admit that squirrel, heard that Motor Pool best of assignments in this war. New York City Is Now The Royal Air Fore«- has report. it will be a good game in spite of drivers were nuts. Whatever his injuries, graduations, the weather The 'Great Dark Way' motive, he approached Pvt. May ­ <-