Camp Adair Sentry
Days Off
Week-End Jauata
••To be entirely «: leiinre for one
dey ie for one dny to be u immortal ' ’
—Chinese proverb.
By Edith Durgan
Intriguing and practical is the
entertainment suggested in a let
ter received this week from Lou
Hancock of the office of the quar
termaster at Camp Adair. Text
of the letter follows:
“In your column, Days Off, why
don’t you let the boys know about
the facilities for that recreation of
all recreations—horseback riding?
"Corvalils has an academy locat
ed at 26th and A -streets which has
a number of fine horses. Many eve
nings during the week are devoted
to “dinner” rides. A group of riders
leaves the stable at 7:00 or 7:30
p. m. and ■ follow trails into the
foothills, tie up the horses, build
a nice campfire, and roast wieners
and marshmallows. Coffee is made
cowboy style—and is it good! Song
fests, stories of the West, and an
all-around good time are enjoyed
by all. Along towards midnight
the fire is blacked out and the
party rides leisurely back to civili.
zation.
"The price of a dinner ride is
only $2.25 per person. All food and
refreshments áre furnished. The
rides cover anywhere from eight
to sixteen miles, or as far as the
group wants to ride, and last usual,
ly five hours, so the cost averages
less than fifty cents per hour.
“For straight day or evening
rides, the charge is $1 per hour. If
desired, an escort will ride with
you to show the various trails and
by-paths which go for enjoyable
riding.
“On Sunday, August 16, a break
fast ride is planned, after which
there will be a “paper chase,”
which is a hilarious rough-and-
ready ride over hill and dale, fol
lowing a bewildering trail of paper.
Prizes of cash and riding tickets
await the winners of these chases.”
This academy is a little more
than a mile from the city center,
and can be easily reached by trav
eling west on Jefferson street to
26th street on the college campus,
then turning left for one block.
It is “catty-corner” from the sta
dium. Reservations may also be
made by telephone.
Since the time the Oregon State
college R.O.T.C. was a cavalry
unit, the Corvallis Riding Academy
has flourished, although interest
lagged somewhat after the corps
was mechanized and the combined
military and horse shows were dis
continued at the college. With the
increase in population in Corvallis
and a reduction in automobile trav
eling, horseback riding is becoming
more popular.
Floyd Hutchins, manager of the
academy, now has from 20 to 30
head of horses, including a few
spirited colts which are available
only to experienced horsemen. Or
if you have never ridefen, he has
some steady and serene models
just your type, and will teach you
to ride either private or in a class.
So if you love horses and want
something different in the way of
activity, you can have a lot of
fun by following this suggestion.
By the way, fan mail is wonder
ful. Two letters this week, so we’re
beginning to feel like Dorothy Dix.
porals are all wonderful guys and I
love every one of them.
“I am especially fond of the cor
poral of the guard, who is standing
behind me right now with a club.”
—From Union Vedette—Fort Doug
las, Utah.
mission church in a burst of pas
sionate eloquence in denunciation
of the world's wickedness declared:
“Hell is full of cocktails, high
balls, short skirts and one-piece
bathing suits!”
Said a voice from the gallery:
“Oh, Death, where is thy sting!”
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his congregation. The letter opened
Camp, Cabin 6, Corvallis.
“Come on in Mike,” said the in this form:
owner of an estate to the workman
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siae tires with new retread spare.
to an airdale barking furiously
Here lies the body of William Jay 1931 OLDS 4 Dr. Sedan. Body, top,
just within the place.
Who died maintaining his right of
motor, upholstery, all in fine
“Don’t you know a barking dog
way;
condition. The 5-6.00-19 six-ply
never bites?” asked the owner.
He was right, dead right, as he
tires should give 25,000 miles of
“Ah knows it alright, but what
sped along.
service. New brakes. This car
I’m wonderin’ is does dat dog know But he's just as dead as if he'd
generally is in excellent condi
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WE HAVE several 16" & 18" new
“My Lord,” said the foreman of
He—You used to say there was
second line tires that we under
an Irish jury seriously as he gave something about me you loved.
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the verdict, “We find that the man
She—Yes, Tom, but that's al)
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BLUES IN BERLIN
Jock, “Sandy, supposin' I was tae
These cars can be seen at Don
ha’e a fit an’ yet had a bottle o’ My fuehrer done tole me,
Madison’s Richfield Service Sta
whiskey. Wud ye kneel doon an’ When I was in Munich.
tion, 590 N. High, Salem, Ore.
put the bottle tae ma lips?”
My fuehrer done tole me,
WANTED
Sandy, “Mae. I wudna’. I’d bring “Hans—
ye tae yer feet quicker by standin’ A Russian will fall back
WIFE OR MOTHER of soldier to
up in front of ye an’ drinkin’ it And give you the East Front,
assist with housework near Camp
mysel’.”
But when the winter snows come
Adair. Mrs. Alfred Flickinger,
A Russian’s a two-face,
Suver-Airlie cross roads. Mon
Rosenbloom was ill, and wished A worrisome thing, who leaves, you
mouth, Ore., Rt. 2.
p
to sing
to consult his friend’s doctor only
Lapidary
The blues in Berlin.”
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feared his prices were too high.
outfit, % h.p. motor, grinding
“He ain’t so high,” said Levin
and polishing wheels, Must be
sky, “he charges $15 for the first See the bombs a-fallin’,
good and cheap. P.O. Box 226,
Hear the blitzes callin',
call and $3 for those after.”
Corvallis, Ore.
The next day Rosenbloom went Goering! Oh, where is the Air
Force ?
in to see the doctor. As soon as the
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door opened and the doctor came We ain’t got no booties.
All we got is cooties.
LARGE, AIRY front sleeping room
out, he said:
Goebbels! Oh, typhus and black
for one or two gentlemen. Twin
“Well, doc; here I am again.”
plague,
beds, bath attached, big closet,
carpented. Quiet section close to
She was a lady who wanted to Der Wehrmacht, der Wehrmacht!
town. Call 865-M, or 461 Tyler
see everything in the store. The j A clickety-clack, and soon we'll he
back
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clerk had shown her all the boxes |
St., Corvallis.
p
of men’s socks available. They With the Hues in Berlin.
TWO SINGLE rooms in new home.
were strewn all over in different
103 N. 30th, Corvallis.
From Kiev to Lubin,
colors, sizes and shapes.
From
Kharkov
to
Rowno,
“Is this all you have?” asked
Wherever the panzers go.
the woman fretfully.
“Yes,” said the clerk patiently, I’ve taken some big towns.
“except the pair I have on my And made me some big talk.
But there is one thing I know—
feet.”
A Russian's a two-face,
Fadder, dere is a customer in de A worrisome thing, who leaves you I
to sing
store vat vants to know if dose
The blues in Berlin.
all vool, shoits vil shrink.
—Lawson Field Tail Skid.
Fadder—Does it fit him now?
Izzy—No, it iz too large.
HOW GOOD ARE YOU?
Fadder—Veil, den dey’ll shrink.
1. What was the “Tenderloin” of
New York?
“Are you afraid of hard work,
my man?” asked the woman at the 2. Where is the home of the yak ?
3. What country's national seal de
back door.
picts an eagle holding a rattle
“Not at all, ma’am. I’m on such
snake in it's beak?
good terms with hard work that I
kin lay right down beside it and 4. Where do the Gullah Negroes
live?
go to sleep.”
Wm. KONICK
5. Who was Leif Ericsson?
Jeweler
“Was you ever .in love. Dusty?” 6. What American composer and
Est. 1913
poet collaborated to write the
asked one tramp of another.
opera "The King’s Henchman?” Corner Second A Madison Sts.
"Yes, when I was a young squirt,
Telephone 485, Corvallis
7. Are reindeer native to North
I wuz onct.”
1
America?
“Why didn't you never git mar
8. Who was the father of Alexan
ried. then?”
der the Great?
"Well, the gal I wuz in love with
wouldn't marry me when I was 9. What in automotive construc
tion is “free-wheeling”?
drunk, and I wouldn't marry her
10. What poetess lived on Lesbos?
when I wuz sober.”
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Jack was held up on the way
home last night.
Yeh. that’s the only way he
could have gotten home.
"Waiter—hie—bring me a dish
o’ prunes.”
“Stewed, sir?”
“I have been asked to write a
“Thash none o' your business."
piece about corporals.
“I deeply regret that I ever wrote
Said the teacher to Willie: “Why
anything nasty about corporals or
Willie, what are you drawing?”
ever poked fun at them. I take
“I'm drawing a picture of God.”
back all the bad things I ever said
“But Willie, you mustn’t do
about corporals.
that; nobordy knows how God
“Actually corporals are the no-
blest of all soldiers. They are in looks.”
Willie -railed confidently
telligent. devoted, courageous, hand-
"Weii,” b* *a»d, “then I will
some and faithful. They are the key
men in the entire army and they wh.n I *•* th,,,
will have a major part in Ameri
The worthy -hvpherd of the
ca’s coming victory Besides, cor
RE CORPORALS
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August 13, 1942.
ANSWERS
1. The vice district, which was ;
very lucrative to the politicians.
2. Tibet, and thereabouts.
3. Mexico's.
4. On the coast of South Carol ins
and Georgia.
5. Norse explorer of Greenland.
Newfoundland, etc.
6 Deems Taylor and Edna St
Vincent Millay.
7. No; they were introduced by
the United State- government
from Siberia.
8. Philip of Macedon.
9. A device m the t ransnuasion of
an outomobde which allows the
Tear wheels to move without
dragging the throttled engine
with them.
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