Camp Adair Sentry
June 25, 1942.
(Stop for saddle, chaps, spurs and
PAT DRAWS IDEA
rope.)
Event No. 7—Five-eighths mile,
Week-End Jaunts
“To be entirely at leienre for one
free for all—$22.50, $12.50.
day is for one day to be an immortal ”
Event No. 8—Relay race (three
—Chiaese proverb.
horses), one and one-half mile —
$30.00, $20.00.
By Edith Durgan
i
Event No. 9—Chariot race (two
| Western Oregon will have at horses), half mile—$27.50, $17.50.
Event No. 10—Wild horse race—
[least two Fourth of July celebra-
[tions with Independence announc- $10.00, $5.00, $2.50.
ling this week that it will celebrate
[starting Friday, July 3, and contin.
luing through Sunday, July 5. The
By Hy Brid
|26th annual Calapooia Roundup at
[Crawfordsville July 4 and 5 was
0
Angry Farmer—What fer air ye
SSI
[discussed
in last week’s column,
Ivith a promise to print the pro cornin’ hame wi’ yer milk pail emp
ty? Didne the auld coo gi’e ony-
gram this week.
Proceeds from the festival at thing?”
Farm Hand: Ay, sir, the auld
[Independence will be used for the
[benefit of the USO as part of the coo gi’ed nine quarts an’ one kick.”
l$750 quota for that district.
I A parade, sports events, speak-
Cohen—How iz bizness ?
ling and street dancing are among
Levi — Bitzness vould be good
features of attractions. A carnival, only for one fing.
[including merry-go-round, ferris
Cohen—And vat is dat ?
wheel and side shows has been
Levi—It iz rotten.
The Irish beggar shambled Over,
engaged and will be on the city lots
holding out his hand. “! Please give
south of the oil station on Second
First tramp—I fell into a piece a
poor old blind man a dime, sor.”
Street.
of property the other day.
“But you see out of one eye.”
The amusement company was
Second tramp—G’wan.
"Thin make it a nickel.”
scheduled to arrive in Independ
First tramp—’S fact. Fellow left
ence this week and be in operation
a coal hole open and I fell in it. I
a week before the celebration.
He had been fishing with no luck.
sued that guy.
James H. Hart, chairman of the
Second tramp — What did you On his way home he entered a fish
Independence USO drive, and mem
market and accosted the clerk.
get?
bers of the Independence recrea
“John,” he said, “just stand over
First tramp—Got thirty days for
tional committee are formulating
at that side of the store and throw
stealin’ coal.
plans for the event.
me five of your biggest trout.”
At Crawfordsville final plans are
“Throw them ? What's the big
It
was
visiting
day
at
the
prison
being completed and the program
idea.
”
is now available. Events start at and the uplifters were on deck.
“Just so I can tell the family
“
My
good
man,
”
said
one
kindly
10:30 a. m., each day, and persons
I caught them. I may be a poor
should be seated in the grandstand lady, “I hope that since you have fisherman, but I'm no liar.”
come
here,
you
have
had
time
for
by that time.
meditation and have decided to cor
The program follows:
rect your faults.”
Hostess—“It looks like a storm!
Event No. 1
“I have that, mum,” replied the You had better stay for dinner.”
Caller—“Oh, thanks, but I don’t
10:30 a. m. — Ladies cow horse prisoner in heartfelt tones. “Be
lieve me, the next job I pull, this think it’s bad enough for that.”
contest—$5.00, $3.00, $2.00.
baby wears gloves.”
Event No. 2
Fisherman—“I tell you. it was
10:45 a. m. —; Gents cow horse
“There are some ungodly young that long. F never saw such a'fish."
contest—$5.00, $3.00, $2.00.
men over in that corner, having
Friend-—“I believe you.“
fun with the girls,” said the
Event No. 3
preacher, solemnly, as he paused in
“Shall we have a friendly game
11:00 a. m. — Children’s (under
. the middle of his sermon and of cards?”
12 years) cow horse contest—$3.00, |
, pointed accusingly in the direction
“No, let’s play bridge.”
$2.00, $1.00.
' of the graceless youths. “When ,
The above three events to be
judged as follows: Conformation, i I they get done,” he continued, pon-: “My tongue-tied brother can’t
derously, “perhaps they will give pronounce Mias Stone's name.”
40 per cent: way of going, 20 per
me a chance.”
“Well, Stone is a hard name.”
cent; reining, 40 per cent (three
of each picked each day to compete
Aunt Hetty: “Sakes alive! I
“Is he a hard drinker?”
in finals).
I don’t believe no woman could ever
“No, it's the easiest thing he
! been so fat.”
Event No. 4 (Daily)
does.”
Uncle Hiram: “What y' readin'
11:15 a. m. - Ladies musical
now, Hetty?”
In a Vermont town where two
chair—$3.00, $2.00.
Aunt Hetty: “Why this paper brothers were engaged in a coal
Event No. 5 (Daily)
telis about an English woman who business, a religious revival was
I
11:30 a. m. — Gents' musical lost two thousand pounds.”
held and one of the brothers got
chair—$3.00, $2.00.
converted. For weeks he tried to
A Yankee traveling through the persuade his partner in business to
Noon
South, in passing a rundown look-1 join the church. One day he asked:
1:30 p. m. — Crowning of the ing place, stopped to chat with the | “Why can't you get religion and
queen.
farmer. He noticed that the hogs join the church like I did?”
Special drill — One day by were running wild over the place. , “It’s a fine thing for you to
Governor’s Mounted Guard from
“Now up North,” he explained to belong to the church,” replied the
Salem. Other day by Lane County the farmer, “we keep our hogs ' brother, “but if I join the church,
fastened up in small pens.”
Mounted Sheriff’s Posse.
who’ll weigh the coal?”
“Whut's the object in that,
Grand mounted parade (daily).
Directed by W. E. Isom and Walt stranger?” asked the native.
I come from good old Boston.
“Why they fatten much faster
Frum. From which will be chosen
The home of the bean and the
on July 5th: 1st, the most typical when they're fastened up and it
cod.
cowboy (prize $2.50); 2nd, most saves a lot of time.”
Where Cabots speak only to
“Well, stranger,” replied the
typical cowgirl (prize $2.50); 3rd.
Lowells,
youngest typical cowboy (prize southerner, “what's time to a
And the Lowells speak only to
hawg?"
$2.50); 4th, youngest typical cow
God
girl (prize $2.50).
—Samuel C. Bushnell.
Farmer (showing friend over the
On the track (each event daily).
No entrance fee on any track faon): “How many sheep would
HOW GOOD ARE YOU?
you guess were in that flock?”
event:
Visitor (waiting a moment):
1. What is the Most delicate
Event No. 1—Men’s stock saddle
' organ of touch ?
horse race, half mile—$7.00, $5.00, About five hundred "
Farmer: "Absolutely correct!
2. Who invented the kodak ?
$3.00.
3. What is a cadaver?
Event No. 2—Ladies' stock saddle How did yao guess it?”
Visitor: "Wai, I jest counted the
4. What American city is known
horse race, half mile—17 0*. *5 00.
legs, and divided the number by as the “Windy City”?
13.00.
5. What is ticker tape?
The horses In the above two four.”
6. Is to defecate a pool (a* to
events will be selected by the arena
I pollute rt, lb) to purify it. <e) to
,’udge.
mate it into two pools'
Event No. 3—Roman race half
7. Who founded the Standard Oil
^'lo—BK.0». $1>.M.
[
Esent No. 4—One-half male, free the maa r name, age, place of On.?
for a»—>15-dd. $10.00.
re«id«swe; then loqmred: “What’s
8. What ia an incendiary ?
9. Is Kohiaooe: (a) the highest
Event No. 5- Ladies poay ex
r waterfall in the world, (b) a fam-
press (two horses), one mile
oua Indian diamond, now the prop
$12M 9740.
erty of the British crown, (c) a
Ewwt No. d-Oriek change rare,
famous untouchable?
half mile — $6.00. $3« •2<w
Days Off
N onsensored
1
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COOPERATION!
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10. What is a wolf in sheep’s
clothing ?
ton, 336-J Albany. Oregon. 0. O.
Cline, owner,
APT. HOUSE—16, 3 rm. fum, apt*,
ANSWERS
fully modern. Perfect location.
1. The tip of the tongue.
Gross income $6,924. Net $4,700.
2. George Eastman.
Price $37,500. Terms. Several
3. A corpse.
others smaller and less money.
4. Chicago.
See Mr. Hardy with HAWKINS
5. Paper ribbon on which stock
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7. John D. Rockefeller.
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