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r rHE OREGrON STATESMAN: FRIDAY- APRIL 16.' 1687;- TELEGRAPHIC SUMMARY. - April 7. President Cleveland feel pretty well Kiaiself. A railroad will be constructed from Ca bal to Herat. The Haddock marder trial in 8ioox City ia attractina: much, pablie attention. Mike Brennan, a Sao Fraociaco giant, I it the latest man woo aspires to lick John j L. galhvan. Ther will build a road from Yreka. CaL, ten miles, to connect with the C. tfc 0. railroad. tv r .mi- trial is in momma at T.a- I i : . r i faTette. Yamniii county, ine evidence 1 is purely cuxiuiuua. The new Rhode Island legislature -will be republican, although toe democrats have carried the state offices. Logan's book, the "Volunteer 8oIdiers of America," will soon be issued, and, it is said, is destined to create a sensation. Hereafter in Pennsylvania condemned men may die by electricity, if they so choose. Tbey can "pay their money and ; take their choice," as it were. The president proposes to use the re taliatory clab placed in his hands by con gress for the protection of American fish ennen, if it becomes necessary. And now come uie tneatncai men and want a suspenston of the interstate commerce law, in so far as it effects their interests. It could be easily suspended out of existence entirely. Powderly is jubilant over the defeat of the anarchists in Chicago. Ue does not think that the Knights of Labor should countenance any such doctrines as are held by the followers of the red flag, Jefferson Davis made a speeeh at the unveiling of the statue of Albert Sidney JohnBton at New Orleans, on the 6th President Cleveland wrote a letter stating that be could not be present, owing to en- grossing omciai uuuea. The Palms will at Detroit has been set aside. The will gave I7.OUO.000 in trust to his two children, to be held in trust for their children. Judge Jennings holds that the statutes are against controlling fortunes from the grave from generation to generation. April 8, California is having a railroad boom There is Francisco. a scarcity of sailors at Kan The prohibitionists claim fraud in the Mu lligan elections. It is said the Canadian government will adhere strictly l its former policy in the fisheries matter. The firing on the American schooner by the Canadians has cau d great ex citement on the eastern seaboard. The City of Peking has been given a clean bill of health and was to have been docked yesterday at San Francisco. The inspectors report themselves as well pleased with the new steel cruisers being built for "Uncle Sam's navee Charles A. Dana, of the New York Han, don't think New York's delegation will be for Cleveland in the next conven tion. The general feeling among those inter fltd is that the interstate commerce law will e knocked into a cocked bat within sixty days. 8. W. Morris.one of the Jeannette Arc tic survivors, was killed Thursday near Des Moines, by an accidental discharge of a gun while bunting, K. L. Conen. who predicted the Charleston earthquake, says there will be another stronir earthquake period irom April 7th to the 17th, the critical days be ing from the 10th to the 13U Cleveland has written a letter to the American Fishermen's nnion of Massa chunetts. regarding retaliation for offens es of Canadian authorities, and recom mends caution, and that no harty action be taken by the fishermen in the matter HUNTING THE OSTRICH. That portion of the bird family of which the ostrich is the leading type, is re markable for the manner in which its different members are scattered about The ostrich itself spreads nearly over the whole of the deeert of Africa. The cas sowary, with its horny helmet represents it amid the luxuriant vegetation of Malac ca ami Java. The dinornis was once a grjvnd representative towering among the ferna of New Zeland. . The emu is an other , member of the family confined to the Australian continent, and the rhea to the southern extremity of the western hnmiflnhere. With the Arabs of the desert the chase and capture of the ostrich is the most attractive and aristocratic of the many diversions in which they indulge. The first thing attended to when a hunt ii contemplated is the preparation of the horses. They are entirely deprived of grass and fed on barley for seven or eight Uva hAfar the intended hunt. They are allowed to drink only once a day, and mat at sunset ; at tnai una wej vuha Thev take long exercises, and great attention is given to the arrange ment of the harness. The Arabs ear that after seven or eight days the stomach of the horse disappears, while the chest, the breast, and the croup remain in flesh. The animal is then in condition to en dure fatiinie. The training is called teacha. The harness used in this hunt rirtitr than that inordi nary use, especially the saddle and the stirrups, and the martingale is dispensed with Th hriaiA also undergoes many changes, the mounting and earflapi be ing taken awav, as they are considered trm r-h hit and frontlet are tnml rJ rrtriA without throat band, and tha nin though verv strong, are ex tremely light. The time most favorable hnntinir is when there is the miMt k.. tk higher the tempera ture the less is the ostrich able to defend itself. TIME 3 A. M. Mrs. Jellyboy Where on earth have yoa been? Mr. J. I cannot tell a lie. I've been Mrs. J. that's where we differ I M. i: .hi T Hear one. (Uruel silence, during which something is heard drop. IHarrard lampoon. A3T U5SAT0RT PAST. lw To, llarch 31-EL P. Balletin Special : The Attempt to attain a dis- oa Tuesday of an indictment in 1854 against William Kisaane ha ra, called a host of reminiscences of Kiaaane, wno was .known to the oolica and criminal court officials of thirty years ago as one of the most noted criminals of tha1 day. John Sparks, the veteran clerk of the general sessions, who has been con nected with the court for nearly thirty years, remembers Kisaane welL A memorable scene occurred vhcn tnrva ...i l. . . : w"" Kecoraer ill ton for sen- pjTi - companion. Ci lr j , KT sorters, ana several Danks had lost large sums by their forgeries. The recorder made on his mind to sentence Kisaane to five years in the state prison. Kisaane was roan?, had nrimA good education and was remarkably bright. He rose and benn an Imnafl. siooed address to the recorder it tM of his careful training at home and aJd he had been educated to do right, but had been led astray upon coming to this city and had been concerned in the com- miaaion oi some of these acts. He said that it was his first crime and that v. would never be euiltv of another. 1! spoke so feelingly bis hearers were con vinced of his sincerity, and; the recorder changed his purpose and sentenced Kis- Bsne to imprisonment ior only two years and six months. General Francis Dorr, who aav Ha recognized Kisaane in the person of a well-known and wealthy resident of San Francisco, was well known in New York until five years asro. when ha want tn California. He remembers young Kis aane, because he knew the Kissanes when they were bovs livintr in a town near Cincinnati. Kisaane was known as rather a wild young man. The factory owned by Elder Dorr was burned one night, and as there was little insurance the loss was a great one and the Dorr family was financially ruined. Young Kissane'was seen near the buildinn snoruy oeiore it was burned, and from the rivalry between the families he was suspected of setting the place on fire, and uoirc.M wai um reutmeu ma enmity, based on that suspicion. The Chemical National bank is one of the banks which lost several thousand dollars by the operations of a gang of forirers. of which Kissano nnrl T.vman ixte were the most noted members, Officers of the bank have received letters from General Dorr, and they know the name under which, it is alleged, Kissane is now living in San Francisco. One of the officers of the bank. Mr. Parsons. was paying teller in 1854. and he paid the forged check by which the bank was defrauded. He has said he would know Kissane anywhere and under any dis guise. Neither Mr. l'arsons nor other officers of the bank were willing to give thejiame under which Kissane, accord ing to the statement of General Dorr, is now living. Among other offenses it is believed by some persons that many years ago Kis sane had a part in the burning of the steamer Martha Washington on the Ohio river. The steamer was loaded with boxes that were represented as containing valuable goods, but which really contained little of any value. The steamer and cargo were insured for a large amount, and after the steamer fiad begun its trip the fire bruke out. Many paseengers lost their lives and the affair caused great excitement, especially when it was believed the steamer was deliber ately set on fire. ALL SORTS OF ITEMS. A tussle with a boarding-houae steak is now called a "bull-fight." Fishing smacks are now used in ang- ling for a husliand. Burlington r ree Press. Don't be muliph. Never kick simply because people talk behind your back. Compliments to tailors ought as a rule to come under the head of fitting tributes. Merchant Traveler A man without brains frequently has the moHt imposing headstone when he is dead.--N. O. Picayune. If the better nart of valor is discretion. it might be well to send discretion out te talk pretty to a burglar. N. Y. Journal The man who with meek resignation permits himself to be henpecked is a sort of conquered philosopher. Dry Goods Chronicle. Amateur performances are permissible during Lent. Strictly speaking, they do not come under the head of amuse ments. N. O. Picayune Way out in prohibition Kansas there is a traveling dramatic company playing Ten Nights in a Drug Store with great success. Philadelphia Kecord. Once in a while it is well te remera her that a crown will not cure a headache anv mora than a golden slipper will the gout. -Shoe and Learner reporter. . . . m.. . At the restaurant. Waiter I beg par- Lj Brown, but yon don't order 1 8Uch dinners as your boys. Mr. Brown Umph ! My father isn't as rich as theirs. Fogg says he is at a loss to determine which is the crookedest thing in nature, . . . i - : i l a ram s norn, m-waru jmiucwn w mo rim of a woman's hat. f Boston Tran script. If the supreme court declares the In- tratta railroad commission unconstitu tional it will nrobabiv be because it vio- Uta the anti cooler act i uosion iran- script. When John Sherman learned that the fence" law was in force in Carolina h .WHned to stoD and pusnea on to Charleston. Greensborough N. C, North State. It is hard to convince the man who has been luxuriating In free raiiroaa passes th.t the interstate commerce mil was wise piece of legislation. Boston Tran script. nm nS tha railroad companies think nfaonriimr the .interstate commerce bill n Robert Browning, and asking him to mit it into poetry, in order to make it more lucid. Springfield Union. Virtuous Indignation "Shocking nn- nrinHnled lot. those 'bus conductors rw of them nasaed a bad sixpence on me a fortnight ago, confound him! I've not been able to get rid of it yet 1" (Lon don Punch. BILL NYE. What shall we say of the newspaper man who sleeps all the forenoon in order that he may dawdle about the office of a morning paper all night, thinking thoughts and penciling them off for the public, or pawing around over a wad of "manifold" and writing startling heads to doll telegraaos half the night, while his wife, who has taken time by the forelock and done her work during day-; light, is in bed? I know that there are men who have been connected with journalism for years who maintain that it is not a habit, but that with them it is absolutely necessary. For this reason I consulted Mr. James Miggleeon, of Ashville, who edits the Daily Jimplecute, a morning paper of this place, and learned from him that it is not necessary to sit np nights in order to run a morning paper. So the wives and mothers of morning journalists and printers of New York should not longer be deceived by this time-honorad fraud upon their trusting natures. Mr. Miggleeon says that a rattling good morning paper can be worked off the press by supper-time, and the even ing reserved for social intercourse. And yet, I know a pale, studious news paper man, with silver in his hair, a man in whose mouth butter would scarcely melt, who has, for twenty years and more, bamboozled his trusting wife and grown-up son with this transparent fraud. He teld me only a short time ago, with genuine pathos, that the first time he had seen his own son by daylight was last fall. He said that his son came of age last October, and through the courte sy of a mutual friend (his mother) he had the pleasure of meeting him on election day, and forming an acquain tance which he says may yet ripen into a strong friendship. I have another acquaintance who as sists in editing a morning newspaper, but he does not believe in allowing his chil dren to utterly forget him. He does not want his boys to think that they are or phans just because he is not always at home. He ia a man of very strong will and a strict disciplinarian. So he gets a holiday every two weeks in order to go home and do up his punishing. One time he found that his eldest or oldest son I do not know which, because I am away from home without my libra ryhad violated the rulee of the house in a sad manner. As near as I am able, to come at the facts, the boy had taken a quart of corn and sewed a long thread through each kernel, showing great patience and per se verence in so deing. He then tied the ends of the threads all together into one knot and scattered the corn where a large flock of geese had been in the habit of associating, and pooling for mutual profit and improvement. A man who cane along that way about dusk, said he saw about thirty geese standing around in a circle looking reproachfully at each other, and trying to agree on some method by which they could go home together without turning part of their crowd wrong side out, while behind a high board fence there i a boy whe seemed to be enjoying himself in a small way. I The incident was reported to the boy's father, who came home and placed bis son under a large dry goods box in the cellar, after which be piled three hun dred or four four hundred pounds of coal on top of the inverted box. lie tlten made a few remarks for the boy's good hich were followed by the smothered remark: " flats f from the inside of the box. After ordering that the box sliould not be disturbed till his return, my friend put on bis coat and went back to work. Tti is was just as the returns began to return in the autumn of '84. My friend did not go home for two weeks and forgot 1 about the boy till it came time for um to do up his punisameni ior uie fortnight. When the truth flashed over him be was filled with the keenest remorse, and went home as soon as he bad sent in the last proof, but when be went down the cellar he found the box empty, and the following note written with a pencil "Dear Paw do not weep for me i have went away from my happy home whare i was onct so gay and free do Not a&uiKai nate maw becus sbe Pride up the box with a stick Of cord-wood yesterday and fed Me she left the box so i could Bust 4th i am gone Far Far away do not weap for mi it it better Ior me and you to be Apart i like being Apart a Good deal bet ter i think I will take a ham and gar of preserves of which I am pashionately fond bat i will Kenumerale you some Day as heaven is my jug so No moar at Ttes' ent from your prodigle Son Henry." New York World. INQUIRE WITHIN. "Husband in ?" asked the assessor, cheerfully. "No." answered the woman, "he isn't home." "Expecting him soon? asked the as- "Well." the woman replied thought fully. "I don't know exactly ; I've been look in' for him seventeen years, and be hun't shown no vet. ou travel around good deal and if you see a man who looks as though he d make me a pretty good husband, tell hint I'm still awaitin' and send him along. How's your wife?" But the assessor wrote something in his book, and without speaking slid softly away, with the cautious haste of a man walking over a thin place in ice. Bur- dette. PRACTICAL, PALMISTRY. Maud "Oh J I just dote on palmistry. I'vo been stud vine it fur a week, and I can tell any one's fortune now. Auusuis . .... .re, r ' . "Well, let ma see, this is the life line. me un' guess it or the other one there is, bat I don't much matter, they look a good deal alike, anyhow yes, now l sea. on are to meet some one who will be awful- lv in love with too. bat she will die an old maid. Oh ! yoall go through life jast the way yoa have been doing, never see ing beyond your nose. "Rnt whv will she die an old maid V "Because yoa won't have sense enoagh . t i .1 k.t la vhw ' i.rfM flerla. California, saw cream and Whita rtvar new chews at gaolr Farrar A Ca-s WINE IN WASaiXGTX)N. "No, we don't offer wine to callers any more," said a bright society gin tne other day. "We southerners don't feel asyou do, yon know, and we have always had light wines on our table, but thU season we really bad to atop it. Why, I have beard such dreadful things. Girls of my acquaintance nice girls, too have gone home xrom some of these receptions al-nost-yes, really, isn't it frightful? It was bad enough for the young men to drink so, but things are getting worse and worse. Yes, the foreign drinks are the worst; they go to your head so, don't you know, and it takes the least little bit to affect a girl when she isn't used to it. The gentlemen torment them so, too. Whv, last summer, at the springs, mam ma had her hands full with three of us, I can ten yon. They had wine all day long at the germans and wine suppers at night. We never went to the suppers, but the gentlemen used to tease us at the evening bops until we took wine to get nd of them. Mamma snook her bead at us until her neck was stiff. Some of the Kntlemen held fans in front of the girls' xs so that their mothers couldn't them. No, I'm glad to say I wasn't that mean. But when the girls saw how things were going this winter we thought mamma hadn't been a bit too strict. Yes, it's dreadfully hard to refuse some times. People thiak yoa are queer, you know. There, I most pour some tea for Mrs. Jones. Horrid weather, isn't it? Be sure and come again before we go. Yes, we go week after next. Good-by." Con. N. Y. Sun. TOO DIGNIFIED BY HALF. Writing lines is the penance Harrow boys do for all their sins, both in and out of school. If a boy ia bite at school ho writes lines, if he misses "bill" he writes lines. If the lines are not finished at a stated time the number is doubled. There was one clever boy who escaped writing half of the ordered quantity, and the roasters tell the story of how he did it to this .day. He was an untidy boy and was often taken to task for his care lessness and disorder. One day his master, who had very dignified and im pressive manners, and who always said we" instead of "you" when talking to the boys, found occasion to reprove him. "We do not look very clean," be said, with much severity. "We have not ashed our hands this morning. Have we?" "I don't know about vours." was the impudent boy's answer, "but I've washed mine." "Ah !" raid the master, "we are very impertinent to-day. -e will have to write a hundred lines before' the next bill.' " When "bill" time came, the master sent for the boy. "Have we written our lines?" he asked. I've written ray fifty," the boy an swered very promptly, banding in his paper; "but I don't know whether you've done your half 7 bt.Mchola. FBKAKS OF FASHION. A decided innovation is to have, be tween the dress waist and the lining, sachet powder: in fact, the whole waist of the dress serves as one large sachet. While this may make the drew a little heavier, and consequently add to its warmth, it is just what is needed for win ter weather. Kvening dresses are also treated in this way. Violet seems to be the favorite odor. The other day I at tended a performance of opera at Uie Metropolitan opera Louse. I noticed sev eral young ladies took tiny silver boxes from their pockets occasionally ami nent over them. What did they mean? thought tliev looked like a diminutive snuffoox. Can it be possible that the habit of taking snutf is to be revived? And by our prettiest girls, too; but they were not taking snuff as tbey bent over their pretty silver boxes. They were bonbonnieres, and held either candy sugared flag root, or lovage. Girls al like candies, and a pretty receptacle for this lnxury is dnly appreciated by the dear girls that never enkiy anything of an entertainment whore thev can't crunch candv. But these little bonbonnieres are very useful at times. Even belles occas ionally eat onions or some other article of food with an exceptional odor, and ca'choun, or in cases of a cold, troches may be carried in these tinv silver recep tacles. They also serve as a novel, and not too expensive, gift to one another. ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS. Maggie. 1. No: a yellow satin is not suitable for street wear unless you have it dyed. 2. You should always ring the doorbell when visiting, and not use the passkey. A, B, C. Trim your velvet skirt with flounces of white Hamburg edging, and siit the waist up the lack, to it can be buttoned in front. Kegular Subscriber. 1. Certainly not. , Of course. 3. Not much. 4. Yes. 5. No. 6. Usually. Dais). White chalk is good for red elbows: also stove polish. If we were you, we would have the graduating dress made with sleeves to come to the wrist. This would prevent red elbows from attracting attention. Clara B. 8ash ribbons should be yard wide and all wool. e do not an xwer impertinent questions by mail Life. CRUEL WORDS. "Jack!" "Yes, dearest." "Why did yoa not take me to the last ball as yoa promised ?" "Because because' "Because my cruel words on tbe even- I in before stung your proud nature ..yea . that WM ity "Ah, torave roe. I know not what 1 said wben I told too that your clothe were out of style." "It waa not that." "Not that? Yoa coald not hare mis taken me yoa mast have known I was jesting when I said I loved another." i 1 knew yoa sun loved me. "Whit, then, was it that so hurt yoa? "Your lightly spoken remark that yoa wouldn't think of appearing in pablie without Marshal Nell rosea. "Mer chant Traveler. HEPP5EE SOCIETY NOTES. From the Heppner Gazette. . , The engagement of Frank Bigby sad Pudd Shocker is .off. Pudd said she'd "be darned if she'd hitch to any onery ciss that coukMrt bustle np enough money to buy a license." Hank Taylor's girls propose to corral the new school-teacher out at Sheep Herder's Delight. The old man came to town Saturday, and returned with a set of croquet, half a case of corsets and a mortgage on his ranche. A very interesting drive. whist party was given at Matlock's saloon Saturday night. Four sheepherders from Batter creek refused to pay for the drinks after amusing themselves at lloyle s famous game, and the gentlemanly proprietor drove them out with a juniper dab. Mr. and Mrs. Jim Myers of Seven-up, celebrated their tin wedding last week. The presents included two washing- boards,' seven oyster cans and a bran new coffee poL Al) the elite of Seven-op were present, as well as a good many who are not so elite as they might' be. Mrs. Jim Turpin gave a red-hot con versazione in the back-yard of her resi dence on Sheep Flat Tuesday afternoon. The event was in honor of the arrival of ber husband, who bad been loafing at the saloons all afternoon, and was en joyed by all the neighbors within a ra dius of three blocks. There will be a grand rattle for the benefit of Joe Levison, at the school house in Happy Hollow, next Saturday night. Joe ia a sick eheepherder, and his friends have contributed a number of valuable articles to be drawn by chance. Al. Slawson, with his usual generosity, has given a fine keno lay-out. and Jerry Col dwell has come to the front with an ivory handled revolver. There is a great demand for tickets.' Heppner's streets have been gay this week with groups of highly colored and gorgeously daa Indians. The women and girls wear their blankets this year with the stripes running from bead to foot, and the broader the stripe the greater the style. Bustles are not worn this far back from the river, as they in terfere with the ladies' movements in digging cowse. They much prefer the airy drapery of the Greeks to the stulti fying innovations of recent years. ADTICZ TO HOTHXXS. Ar yoa aiatorbed at ntfht aa broken of y roat by a atek ehUd uCerinf and erring wit pain of cutting teethf If so, sand at one aad tec a botUa of the Window's Boothlag Syrup for Children- Toothing. Ma valao to Inoatcnlab'a It wlU reUovo th poor Uttlo (offeror Immedi ately. Depond poa tt. mother, thar to na mtotako aboot M. n care dlaaotory and diarr hoea, regulates th stomach aad bowala, cures wind eolio, aoWonatha gataa,rodBea inflama lion, and gives lose aad energy tp tho whole rrstera. sir. Wtnalow's Soothing Byro lor tuiron- Toeuung u aieaaant to lb taata. and U ta praaerlptlon ol ou ot tho old t and boat lenale anno and physicians in tho Unttod Mate, and is for sals by all drorrUti tarouh. u World. Prloo 36 eaoU a boola. CTBK FOB PILES. Pile r freosently procedod br a sente of weight la tho back, loloa and lower part of tho abdomoa, ceasing tho patient to appoa ho ha na affection of tho Sidney or neighboring organ. At time ayupiom of Indlgentlon are prevent, flatulency, auoaalae of tho tnmch, etc. A moisture, like perspiration, producing a very disagreeable ttcalng, after getting warm, U rnm i'in atteodant. Bllad. bteeling sod Itching piles yield at onne o tbe application, of tr. IbHiiuinKo'a.Pile Kerned y, w hich acta diieev ly upon the part effected, absorbing the to mora, laying the tnteOMltcblngMd effecting a per manent etire. Price U0 cent. Ad'lress, the Dr. Hosanko Medicine Co., Plqaa, O. Sold by Geo. K. Good. HOW TO HKCVUK HEALTH. Scovlir Saraapartlla and StUliogta or Blood nd Liver Syrup will restore perfect health to tho physical organisation. It is. Indeed, a strengthening syrup, pleaaaat to take, and has often proVealtMlf it be the best blood purifier tver discovered, effectual) y curing scrofula, syphilitic disorder, weakness of tbe kidneys, erysipelas, malaria, all nervous disorder aad debility, bilious complaints, and aU disease indicating an impure condition oi tne oiona. liver, kidney, stomach, etc It correct Indi gestion, especially wben tne complaint is oi ao exhaustive nature, having a tendency to lessen the vigor of the brain and nervous system. WHY WILL YOU DIE ? HcovUr Srparllla or Blood and Liver Syrnpfortho cure of Scrofnloc taint. Khea- matismjm nite bweuing. uout. uoitre, consump tion, HroDcbltis, Nervous debility, Malaria, arid 11 other disease arising from an Impure con dition of the blood. Certificates can be preven ted from many leading physicians, minister, and head of families throughout tbe land, fa- Wflog Scovlir Blood and Liver 8yrnn. we are constantly In receipt of certificate of cures from tne most rename son ree. ana we recom mend It a the best known remedy for tbe cure of the above named disease. IX rLAMATlOS TSK KIDNEYS. Hon. Kdward A. Moore. Member of Assembly from Richmond county. New York, writes: 'Home two year ago 1 was ween witn tnnam- matina of the kidney. Th pain was intense I applied a sooa as possible an A Hook's Poms Plaster over eacn ttaney. wonaeriui to say tbe pain and Inflamation began to a bate in three hours, in two day I was entirely eureo. i al ways take great pleasure la recommending All- cock's Plasters; they are certainly the bet ex ternal remedy known. I used them as ohest protector. and found them most efficient." RELIABLE AND ALWAYS THE SAME. Brandreth' Pill are the oldest, safest, and best blood puriflei and purgative kaown. Tbey are p'irely vegetable therefore harmless. They ar sIwsts the same and always produce the same ef ect. Other nnrgative reqnlre Increas ed daes and finally eee acting altorei ber. A course of nue or two of Brsndreth's Pill taken each night ia a positive cure for constipation, headac'i and bilious disorders. If yoa enn t take them plain get them sugar coated. A LITTLE LEAVKN Ieaventh hi whole lump. A disease In one part of the nody will eventually ail the who) body t- disease. Every year soma part of tne ty .tem tows wean ana oegins to oecay Such part -toald removed at once and new matter l ' owed to take Its place. There no need of ent In It oat with a aorreon's scalpel. Purge aw . the old, diseased and worn out part with BrMB-imb'r Pills. Tbea tbe new body will take c re oi lteu. TYPHOIO, Scarlet an't Yellow Fevers, lleas.ee. Wptheiia. !mtl pos Cholera. Ac. Iarby Prophylactic Fluid will. etroy the infection of ail levers ape all eon tag 4i s and Infection disease. Will keep tbe atmosphere of aay sck-room pure anJ wholesome, absorbing aao destroying t heaJtbv efflavta and entaaion resulting the from. Will neutralise any bad smell whatever. not by disguising u, bat by destroying it Tea Darby Prophylactic Fluid la every sick rooa. Havtng in our official capacity as member of tne Plymoutn Hospital ixnainn uses a.rei to te and prove the effectlvaneaa of msny dlT- ereot article nsed dlsiafeetat la sickroom and as preventatives of infections fevers, r nortthat Darby PropSvUctle Fluid h been thoroaclhv tesvd daring the recent typhoid rp tdamie in this plae. It proveal most eificaeio'is ia staying the spread of (be fever. F. H. Iiirm, H. M. DVErorr. J. A. Orr. O. . La net. Taos. Kama James Las, J a. Will you auffer with t'yspepsia end liver eotnpiaintT Halloa's Vital iter is guaranteed to ear yoa. ron son, agents. i V Cleansed. Purified tuid Beanti- fled by the Cutlcur Ecsnediea. , ' For cleaaln'g the Skin and Scalp of Dlr nringUaasors. for allaying Itching, Barataaj and laftamailoa. for caring tho first symrtoaaa of rcma. Psoriasis, milk Crast, Scald II. Sctwfala, and other Inherited Skta aad Ulood , Disease,. V vrtcv sa. the tee akin Car. aa4 Ctmcca Soar. -an exquisite Skin BeamiSer, externally, and ctmerx aaaot.VBirr.uta i JUe runaer. internally, ar laiaumie. A COUPLET CTTtE. I hava offered, all my Ufa with skin disease of different kind and hava navcr foaswl per manent relief, until, by the ad rice of a lady frUxt I oeod year valuable Ccnccaa Kaaspisa. 1 gave thaaa a thorough trial, using six pottle of the Ccnrcaa KasoLvarr. two boxes of Ccrt cv a and seven cake of Crncc a So r, and the reault waa Just what I had been told It woahl be a complete enre. . BELLI W ADZ. Richmond. Ve. Safarraes. O.W . Latimer. Drag tot, Klchxtood. SA LT HMT K CUREIX I waa Iron bled wltk Salt Rheum for a Bomber of year. o that th skin entirely cam off ooe of my bands Irom lb finger Up to tbe wrist. I triad remedies and doctor' prescriptions to no Surpoee until I commenced taking Crncoaa. KHrciBS'and now I am eaUrely cored. . T. P A&KEK, 7 Northampton ot, Bo4toa DBTJGOISTS KXDOBSK THEM. Hava sold a quantity of your Cottcura Reaa dle. Uut of my customers, Mrs. Henry klnla, who had tetter on her hand to such an a steal as to cause the skin to peel off, aad tor eight year ba suffered greatly, wa completely cured by the uaa of your medicine. C N. N YK, lrag Ut, Canton.Ohio. ITCHING, SCALT, PIMPLY. Forth last year I hava had a specie of itching caly aad pimply humors oa my face to which! havcappUedagreatmanvmethodaof treaunrat without success, and which waa speedily and entirely cured by cirncva. Mas. ISAAC PHELPS, Ravenna, a MO MEDICINE LIKE THEM. WehaveaoldyourCrTirra Rimidik for tha last lz years, and no medicine on our shelves glv better satisfaction. C. T. ATUEKTON, Bruggttt, Albany, N. T. CcnrrtA Rbmbdib are sold everywhere. Price, Cimccii, 60 cents. Kbsolvbnt, 11.00; Soap, 25 cent. Prepared by the Potts a Pans hp CHimcii (.., Hocten. Hitf. -scaa ior How to Care akin 1I nTlTTDO Pimple. Skin Blemish . lYitUDo.Baby Humors, cured ftTB A All A p. ' by CWTl- CATARltll to CONSUMPTION. Catarrh In it destructive force standi nast to and undoubtedly lead on to consumption. Ufa therefore lingular that tnose afflicted with thta fearful disease should not make it the object of their live to rid themselves of it. Deceptive remedies concocted by ignorant pretender to medical knowledge have weakened the confi dence of the great maloiityof sufferer In all advertised remedies. They become resigned to a life of misery rather than torture themselves with doubtful palliatives. But this will never do. Catarrh must be met at every stage and combated with all our might. In many case the disease has assumed danger ous symptoms. The bone and cartilage of ther nose, the organ ot hearing, of seeing and tast ing so affected a to be useless, the uvula ao elongated, the throat ao inflamed and irritated as to produce a constant and irritating cough. Hsnford' Radical Cure meets every phase of Catarrh, from a simple head cold to th most, loathsome and de.tructive stages. It Is looal and constitutional. Initaut in relieving, per manent ia curing, safe, economical and naver- faillng. ach pickage contain on bottle of the Rad ical Cure, one pox Catarrhal solvent, and aa improved Inhaler, with treatise; price, fl. Potter Drug A Chemical Co., Boston. KIDNEY PAINS. And that weary, lifeless, all gone sen sation ever preseut with those of In flamed kidneys, weak back and lolna. aching hip and side, overworked or worn out by disease, debility or distlpellon.arw relieved In one minute and speedily cured by the Cutlcura Anti-Pain Plaster, a new, original, elegant and infallible antidote to pain and In. flammatloa. At all druggists, 2S .; five for l; or of Potter Drug Co , Boston. TRIED CRUCIBLE. Aboct I asutj year ago I eJacorarad a BtU sore oa sny cheaA,aad tadoexin proaounced tt cancer. I aar trUd a agmbar of pfcrstctaa. hat without receiving any permanent benefit. Among th n amber were on or two pcialita. The medicine they applied wa Ilk Sr to th sore, caoalng Intern pain. I saw a siatemant la the paper trills what 8. 8. S. had doae for other similarly afflicted. I procured some at one. Before I had seed th second bottle tha neighbor eoald potto tha my cancer waa heaUngap. Xy general health had been bad for two or three year I had a harking congt aad spit blood continually. I had a aaver panm Umy trsasC After taking six bottles eC B. 8. 8. my conga, left ma aad 1 1 than I had boest for swveral year. Xy ha healed over all bat a little spot abomt aba sia of a half dime, aad tt I rapidly disappear ing. I woald advia ovary onawltheaaeeesw give 8. S. a a tab- trial. aa. BAXCY J. KeCOXAUOBXY, Aah Crura, Tlppaeaao Co., tad. Feb. It, lit. swift's apectne ks entirely vegetable, east serais o car eaaeers by forcing oat Um taspa- rltle fn Skial THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., PBAWIK S, A TLA XT A OA. GO EAST VIA OREGON SHORT LINE 11 to iOO mile tbe shortest sod 13 to , 4ft hours TBS dOCKEST BOETE TO THE EiST. Th I popular II ae on account of Its .ontberm location, is especial I v preferable for travel dar ing the winter months. It also affords an op por ta alt? to vlstt Salt Lake City, and Denver with out eatra charge, aad give a eboi'-s) of rontea via. Council blaffs, Omaha. hX. Joseph, Leaven worth or Kaaaaa City, f nil particular regard ing route and fares farntbod oa application. ISAAC A. hi AN 5 ISO. lcal Passenger Agt. OfBos at 8tbtax offlee, 264 Commercial street. Salem. Oregon. dw ER IAUL-BKIXO ABOUT TO KEMOVE fro thl city,! oilr for ala my residenc led on tha corner of Chnreb and Colon treat la tbi city. For particular a to terma ate., apply on the premises. i w FKAXK X HODGKIX. i SKIN AND SOIL? S3. r&& i