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J?HK OltKGhON STATESMAN: FRIDAY MAY 13, 1887.
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TELEGRAPHIC SUMMARY.
May 4.
Southorn Pacific train mon at Yinalia,
N. M., ure on a Hlrike on account of long
runs.
Cliinone povnrnmmit dcmandH jiuhh
portB from foreign niiKHionaritw visiting
that country.
Joe HalborHtadt, well known through
out Oregon, wan run over by a train near
Colfax, and killed.
Kentucky domocratu adopted a straight
out democratic platform but had not en
dorsed Cleveland at hint accounts.
Hotel keepers in New York my that
they don't believe the Sunday law con
templated prohibiting supplying a man
at hit) own table with wine on Sunday.
They are very indignant at Mayor Hewitt
for suggesting such a thing.
Tho question of parliamentary privilege
vs. rurnollism and crime was sprung
without wurninpj in the house of com
mons Tuesday night and a good deal of
exciting talk took place. Dillon's friends
argue boldly for him and aguinst the
Times.
Tho founding of Mills College, at Oak
land, wuh celebratod. There were dis
tinguished visitors from tho Sandwich
Islunds, Hun FranciHco, Oakland, and
other points of California, among whom
were Joaquin Millor, poet and author;
"Vunco Cheny, poet ; Maj. lien. E. Tru
man, chief of the literary bureau of the
Southern Pucilic company ; W. R. Bent
ley, author of the Huntley hand hook ;
Mrs. H. G. Wilder, daughter of l)r. Judd,
first missionary to the Sandwich Islands;
MisB Mury VVhite, of Mount llolyoke,
Massachusetts ; United States Senator T.
W. Perry, of Michigan; Hon. Judge My-
rick, associate justice of the supreme
court ot Ualilorniu: and lr. Stratum, be
sides many other leading educators of
the Pacific coast. After an interesting
literary programme the L'uests to the
number of 501), wore entertained with re
froshmouts.
May 5.
Heavy floods reported in Maine.
Canada is going to have un inter-state
commerce law.
The Porter-Ashe contest at Kan Fran
cisco hus been amicably settled.
Young Ben Holludav's remains will be
allowed to lie on the Ophir farm sold to
John Kouch.
The Canudian Pacific now wants to
quit cutting rateH und to come into tho
Pacific railroad pool.
It is now stated that while the poe
bus withdrawn his condemnation of the
K. of L., he has not approved them.
Further reports show tho earthquakes
in New Mexico to huve been very severe.
No loss of life reported, but much property
damaged.
Gon. Miles has information that the
highest peak of the Whetstone range iu
New Mexico has become an active volca
no. A mob went through the streets of
PariB, uttering threats and imprecations
against Germany, and yelling "A Ber
lin" (on to Berlin). New complications
Lave arisen m Alsuce-Lorraine.
In the house of commons motion to de
clure the conduct of' the Times in its
charge aguumt Dillon wus a breach of
privilege, was umended to decline to treat
it as-such by a vote of a7Jto 211). (ilad-
atone moved as an amendment that u
committee he uRinted to investigate
the matter, on which motion he ad
dressed tho house in an aide manner.
He said the action of the house might
leud to a crisis of the most serious and
momentous importance,
May 0.
Capt. James Grant, the English novel
ist, is dead.
The wuges of coast seamen at San
Francisco has been raised.
Tho Cunudiau Pacific will he denied
entrance into tho transcontinental pool.
The coercion bill, known os the crimes
act, is to he pushed to a vote by the gov
ernment. Old Angeline, daughter of the old chief
Seattle, utter whom Seattle was named,
is reKrtod very sick.
Mayor Hewitt says he intends to en
force the Sunday law in New York so
long as it remains a law.
It is now said that the supposed volca
no in the Whetstone mountains was onlv
a wood lire set by Mexicans.
Tho czar will commute the sentence of
all hut two of the condemned nihilists to
imprisonment at hard labor for life.
The Asiatic express to connect with
, the steamers of the Occidental steamship
company ut San Francisco will make tho
run from New York to Sun Francisco in
100 hours.
Gladstone's motion to refer the Times
Dillon utl'air to a committee was voted
dowd by a voto of !J17 to '.'13. Sir Ed
ward Clark's amendment that the house
refuse to treat the mutter us a bieach of
privilege was then agreed to.
In a speech ut Cliickering hall, Kov.
Dr. McGlynn referred to the pope as
"tho old gentleman over there in Rome."
1 McGlynn took pains to emphasize his
contempt for tho pope amid the laughter
and uppluuse of the audience.
LOUIS KOSSUTH.
I suppose that most of your readers
would bo surprised if told that the fam
ous Hungarian patriot, Louis Kossuth, is
still alive. But such is the case. Hois
living ut Turin, ut tho advanced age of
eighl v-hvo. I have recently hud two let
ters from Italy giving news of the vener
able Htutesman. Mr. St. L. A. Touhav,
our consul at Turin, writes mo that "the
governor lives in retirement, and re'
ceives, only somi-occusionully, visits from
somo few friends whom ho especially de
sires to meet, indued, owtn,? to his ad
vanced ago and consequent infirmities,
he hus renounced all uctive pursuits of
any sort whatsoever." I muke the fol
lowing extract on the same subject from
a Naples letter: "lie spoilt lust winter
here with his son, Major Kossuth, who
resides in Naples, and who is the mug'
nate the Tom Scott of the whole west
ern network of Italian railroads, from the
cormche or J.igunuu coast to the occi
dontul tip of the boot." Paris letter to
tha Inter-Ocean.
HERALDRY.
The charge in heraldry has' nothing to
do with the salary which is received by a
man who has a coat-of-arms. It refers
more especially to a figure drawn either
upon the field or upon an ordinary. These
charges may consist of griffins, wiverns,
harpies, or dragons, all of which are ani
mals unfit for food und now mostly ex
tinct. The unicorn was a favorite ani
mal among tho knights, who many a
time might have gone hungry had not a
ucky shot from the culverin brought
down a fat unicorn from his nest.
The griffin was a strong and active
bird, with an aggressive nature, and four
legs. It also wore its tail in a haughty
manner over the dashboard, but where
is it now? It has crone with the wivern
and the high-behind. Loose and poorly
exocuted iiiime laws have proved the
utter destruction of all these birds, und a
good griffin- or wivern-dog that would
formerly bring $200 is now a drug in the
market.
In order to illustrate more fully my de
scription of the lion, as use l in heraldry,
I have taken the liberty of drawing a few
illustrations. The first given shows the
king of beasts salient. The salient lion
is a great favorite with people who desire
to monkey with heraldry. In this posi
tion the animal seems well calculated to
win respect, and his flatihing tongue,
white teeth, and ripe red gums loan a
tierce beauty to his open face and pierc
ing "tout ensemble."
Hut let us pass rapidly on to the
crowned lion, whoso portrait I have suc
ceeded in getting a good card on, and
whose tawny mane is thrown wildly
back from his face so that we can see the
dimpling smile which lights up his leon
ine countenance, as well as his liver and
other internal organs, which we general
ly prefer to conceal, lmt the lion is a
noble brute. Why should he conceal
any thing?
The next figure is that of the double
quevee lion starting out to ascertain who
it waB that first applied that epithet to
him.
1 hone he will not Vie successful. I
drew this picture yesterday besides doing
other literary work,
Our next illustraticn consists of a lion
curduht with side whiskers on the front
of his hind lees. This may be regarded
as the great characteristic of the gardant
lion whenever you find him. Those who
do not wish to be exposed to this variety
of beast will do well to go away when
thev see a lion approaching with done'
cals on his rear limbs. Shun him as you
would the deadly upas tree of the topics
or the equally deadly single tree of the
north.
The fifth and last device bere is that of
the regardant lion, exposing his tongue
for the edification of a physician who is
concealed behind a barbed-wire fence
which is not shown iu the drawing,
can hardly he expected to introduce
barlmd-wire fence in a picture, the price
of which is within the reach of all. The
regardant lion is at times quite ferocious
and vet he has been very bighlv spoken
of by those who employ a good, durable,
openfuco lion on a coat-of-arms. Hill
Nye.
HE WASHED HIS HANDS.
"How are you and the widow Flapjack
coming on?" inquired Gus DeSinith of
Gilhooly.
"I've quit the boarding house and am
camping out for the present."
"Why, what's the matter, now?"
' i hud a tuss with one ol Uie nigger
waiters and knocked turn down a couple
or three tunes.
"What was that for?"
"All on account of a glass of milk."
"Was the milk sour?"
"Oh, no; the milk was all sweet and
cool enough, but when I had about fin
ished my glass I found a big cockroach
in the milk. I called the nigger b atten
tion to it und he said :
" 'Cockroach in do milk, sah ! Can't be
dat dur's uny rouchcB in dat milk. Why
I scooped out four big ones afore I brung
it, to yer.'
"Did you put your fingers in my milk ?
I inquired, and the nigger said :
"'Yis, sah, I did, but 1 washes mv
hands eberv mornin'.' "
"When I rebuked him with a cbai
Mrs. Flapjack put in her mouth, am
packing up my extra celluloid collar
withdrew lroni the establishment, with'
out even finishing the glass of milk."
lexas Sittings.
ROCK CREEK ITEMS.
Saw mills are running;.
Railroad tie-cut ters are numerous now
adays.
Miss Gates is teaching the King's Prai
rie school.
Mr. Nicholson linn gone to bridge work
near Albany.
Hester & Turnidgu arc booming the
hop business.
Merrell & White contemplate starting
a tie cump here soon.
Mrs. Harris, one of the early pioneers.
is not expected to live.
The citizens in school district 99 have
built a neat school house.
The work on the new bridge at Don
Smith's crossing is at a stand still.
Mr. and Mrs. Stout, of Mehama, made
Rock Creek friends a visit recently.
Miss Francis McLean is engaged to
toach the Bummer school in Dist. 9!).
The interstate law, or the fishermen
bolow, have retarded the salmon run.
J no. Schultz has purchased a farm
and rumors of a wedding are prev
alent. A Mr. Ramsey, of Kentucky, is pur
chasing timber for the purpose of carry
ing on an extensive lumber business.
Oi'us.
Duffng the boundary line controversy
between Massachusetts and Rhode Island
tho subject came up at a dinner table in
Washington, and a Rhode Island member
of congress, waxing indignant over it ex
cluimed to iienator Dawes: "Dawes it's
a shame for Massachusetts to attempt to
steal a part of Rhode Island ! a confound
ed shuinel" "Dent make so much fuss
about it," retorted Da wes. "If we should
Bteal your whole state it would only be
petit larceny, and a justice of the peace
J would have jurisdiction."
THE ALLEGED HUMORISTS.
"Nothing," writes Balzac, "is irre
deemably ugly but sin." Balzac died
without seeing Ben Butler. Life.
The author who wrote "There is beauty
in extreme old age," probably never
tackled an over-nursed egg. Chicago
Merchant Traveler.
He
e "Where are you going, my pretty !
1?" She "I'm going a-milking, j
mai;
sir, (she said), lie (Jan 1 not help
you, my pretty maid?" She "You can
woik the pump-handle, sir," (she said.)
Puck.
First ladv caller "Is vour husband at
home?" Young wife (playfully) "No;
he has left me for a time." Second lady
caller (aside) "And a pretty big one as
usual, 1 suppose." lew Haven News.
Next morning: Chappie "Haw, Chol-
ly, how feel?" Cholly "Immense. How
you?" Chappie "First clawss. How's
head?" Cholly "Immense. Chappie
Haw, naturally. Cholly "Haw."
Life.
Social
co-operation : Debutante
What
beautiful china the De Jones
Old Stager ""Tis rather pretty.
lave.
It looked much better at Smythe's last
week, though. Smythe's Mahognv table
rather set it off." Life.
Thiifr man niwr tVifirft hnn mnilft
s&enty-five per cent, of his fortune from
watered stock." "He looks like a bloated
monopolist. Some railroad magnate, I
suppose?" "No. He's a milk dealer."
New York bun.
Mrs. Theodore Caldwell was the recip
ient Saturday of a beautiful floral offer-
ng, in commemoration of trie advent of
her first-born son, which came to her by
express from Baltimore, Md. Canton
(N. Y.) Advertiser.
"Don't you find the people round here
very sociable? asked Cobwigger of a
new neighbor. "Yes, indeed I do," was
the hearty response. "Only a moment
ago I met a beggar, and he held out his
hand to me." Harper's Bazar.
We are told that all the sixty millions
of people of this country could be out
into the state of lexas without crowding.
This is because they have a habit in Tex
as of suspending persons from trees and
telegraph poles. This makes more room
below.
A letter has just been disentombed in
Pompeii, just where the district messen
ger boy lost it three hundred thousand
years ago. The boy is supposed to be
still alive, and slowly wandering along in
the direction of the house where the let
ter was to be delivered.
De Gilt "Come, Miss rasBee, here are
the wraps, and the evening is charming
for a stroll. Jt will put new color into
your cheeks." Miss Blunt, (in a loud
whisper) les, do come, dear; you've
worn that Bhade so long, now, it's getting
noticeable you know."
"Have you 'Hours of Idleness' here?"
the maiden asked, as she sauntered into
the book store. "No, we haven't miss,"
said the youth behind the counter; "the
boss is an old skinflint, and when we
ain't doing any business he keeps us
dusting the books."
The Base-ball Fever: Rector (with tre'
mendous force) "Do you ask me to be
lieve that even after this shameful treat
ment Jacob was put out " Sport-
loving Deacon (waking up suddenly)
"Yes, he was! an' Kellv never'd reached
second if " (And the organ plaved
softly.)
Between Husbands "Say, do you ever
read the letters that are addressed to yeur
wife?" (With indignation) JNever!"
"What! vou have absolute confidence in
her?" "O, it is not that. I am afraid
I would find something in them that
might be disagreeable for me to know,
and 1 adore her! rreneh run.
"I ain't much in a cilv hke New York
said Col. Blood, who had been drinking
all the evening at Dumley 8 expense
"but down in the Blue Grass region I am
reckoned a prettv big gun." "Yes, Col.,
said Dumley, us lie paid for another
round, "you are a big gun, and it costs
something to load vou up." New York
Sun.
LITTLE PEOPLE.
Teacher (giving directions for stand
ingl Stand with your heels together,
toes turned out, making an angle of forty
degrees. This was followed bv a look of
bewilderment on one boy's lace. Teacher
Well, Tiin, do you know what I mean?
Do you know what a degree is? Pupil
Yes, sir. Teacher What? Pupil Six
ty-nine and one-faurth miles. Boston
Journal.
A little one was seen to gaze fixedly at
the crescent moon, which she detected in
hazy outline early one morning. After
looking foi a moment to witisfv herself
that what she saw was not due to the
workings of fancy, she ran shouting with
laughter to her mother, and when she
could trust herself to speak, broke out
with, "Such a joke on our Heaven
1'ather. lie forgot to take in liis moon
last night !''
We have heard of a child whose moth'
er sang to her nightly the hymn :
1 lush ! my child, lie still and slumber
Holv angels guard thy bed.
The mother finally noticed that the little
girl alwavs covered her face for the nigh
with the sheet. Pressed to explain this
she said she "didn't think it fair for the
angels to watch her when she could not
see them." Another night she burst out
with, "Mother, I cannot bear the ange,
here any longyr ! They must go out an
stand in the hall !
THK 1'KKSUJJiNT OF THK NEW VOKK
STATE SENATE.
For expediting legislative business, Edmund
L. Pitts, the President of the New York State
Senate, stands almost without a peer. Such
place as lie holds is a most trying one and i
nuires groat Dowers of endurauce. One of K
fius amcst supporters win ue seen in ms lot
tor given ueiow:
Statu ok New Yokk, Senate Chambkr,
Albany, March 11, lMiii.
I have used AUoock's Porus Plasters iu
familv for the oast live years, and can truthfu
ly Bay they are a valuable remedy and effect
ureal cures, i would 1101 tie witnout tnem. i
have iu several instances given some to friend
suffering with weak and lame backs, and the)
have invariably all'orded certain and speedy re
llel. Tliey cauuut ue loo nivniy comiueuaea.
EuMt su L. Pitts,
'Tis BOZOUONTthc whole world tries,
'Tis SOZODONT which purines
The brenth and mouth, and dirt defies.
'Tis SOZODONT for which we cry,
Sweet SOZODONT for which we sigh,
Tis only SOZODONT we buy.
FROM THE DRIFT.
Item More or Less Funny Caught
During- the Week and Contribut
utcd to the Statesman.
The gentleman who purchased a linen
duster for his buggy several days ago,
thinking ho would need it. was walking
the streets yesterday trying to give it
my. declaring that "any one who
oougiu anyuung out a uuuaio rooe uuiu
the middle of summer in this country
was a dodgasted fool."
A very gentle hint was that given to
the trustees of the cniversity, the other
night, when a self-appointed committee,
tore down the rackety front steps of tho
building and pulled up the old creaky
pump, to make some needed repairs.
Since the well is without a pump, the stu
dents have unanimously decided to otter
it for sain, or to request who took tho
pump to return and take that also.
The other day a mother, w ho takes
her little daughter to church invariably
on Sunday, was amused to hear her
young hopelul going through the baptis
mal ritual. She had captured a stray
thomas cat, and having tilled tho bath
tub with water was sousing tho helpless
feline under, with the following formula,
doubtless learned at church from sound.
"I baptise thee in the name of the Fath
er, and of the Son, and (quickly ducking
the squawling cat; into-the-hole-you-go!"
An Albany boy has reached that age
when the matter of dispensing with his
dresses and putting hiBi in pants is being
gravely considered by his mother. She
was talking over the matter with another
lady the other day, and the little lad
overheard her say something about
putting a "fly" in his pants. "I won't
have a nv in my pants! exclaimed the
boy. "But, my dear, you must," re
monstrated the mother. "No, I won't!
If you put a fly in my pants, mamma, I
ill sit on it and kill it!"
Several days ago, one of the many
budding Websters was spouting away in
a grandiloquent speech of borrowed
eloquence, in the university chapel, be
fore an uneasy audience, and when in the
midst of a very lotty period, he came to
full stop, his memory having treacher
ously failed him at a critical moment.
lerribly embarrassed, he turned red and
hite by turns, stammered, looked help
less, and finally reaching down into the
depths of a capacious pocket, he pulled
out an "Orators Own Manual," and
holding it up, 6aid "Ladies and gentle
men, if you want to learn the remainder
of mv speech, you will find it in this
book," bowed, and left the platform
amid tremendous applause.
RESOLUTIONS OF RESPECT.
On Thursday evening, Capital Engine
Company, Ko. 1, adopted the following
preamble and resolutions of respect to
the memory of their lately deceased
brother foreman, Frank D. McDowell :
Frank D. McDowell, who died in this
city on April 3d, 1886, was elected to
membership in Capital Engine Go., iSo.
S. F. D.. March 2, 1876.
He served as second assistant foreman
for one term following June 3, 1880, and
bv unanimous vote of the companv at
wo successive elections held the office ot
ret assistant foreman for two years from
une22, 1881.
At ttie department election in 1883, he
was the candidate ot the company by
unanimous vote, for the office of chief
engineer, but tailed ol election.
Later in the same year having faithful
ly served the allotted period, he received,
at his request, his exempt certificate, as
le was no longer physically equal to the
demands of active service. '
Ko man iu the department was in any
respect a better fireman than frank JJ.
McDowell. He was energetic and capa
ble to a decree that commanded the ad
miration of our most active rivals. He
shrank from no dutv however arduous
or dangerous; and insubordination, the
enemy of good discipline and effective
service, iinds no place in the record of
us career as a fireman.
He also knew how to lead, and the
efficiency of the company was always
mproved tinder his official management
One ol tho most luilliant victories ever
won by our company was due entirely to
ns activity and capability in command
ut it was at the price of his health, and
is untimely taking on was the result ot
his zeal in the gallant duty of saving
property from fire. He was excellent,
not only in our company relations, but
also as a citizen in all the walks of life.
Be it. therefore,
Resolved, That in common with all
lasses of the community in which he
grew to manhood, lived, and died, we
leplore the demise of 1 rank I). McDow
ell, a good citizen, a brave fireman, a
generous friend, and an honest man.
Kesolved. That these resolutions, witn
the preamble, be spread upon a page of
the company record, to be set apart for
that purpose, as a memorial to our ue
parted friend.
Kespectlully suonuttou,
GKO. 11. Ul'BSETT,
Chas. H. Mookks,
P. H. D'Ahcy,
Committee
INTERVIEWS A DRUG.
A half dozen Congressmen, when once
interviewed properly during a recess of
Congress, can make the country believ
there are a million of them here. Th
enter the office of the newspaper corres
pondent at all times of the day or nigl
and sit for hours waiting to be interviewed
If the correspondent does not take the
hint he is given one iu terms like tins :
"I can give you some information
about some political matters you am:
vour paper are interested in. How muc
space can vou give it?"
Il'anv encouragement is given the eta'
man he pours out enough to fill a page
of any ordinary newspaper. The general
bent of the interviews at this time is to
solidify the gentleman interviewed witl;
the Administration. Almost any corres
pondent can get a dozen interviews every
day, praising me Auiniinsirauon iu gen
eral terms, but no one wants to print
them. The bulk of the statesmen at th
capital nowadays are heavy-weights.
J. L. Nortou Carroll, residing at Far Rocka
way, Queens Co., N. Y., was so crippled with
inflammatory rheumatism, of teu years' stand
ing, that lie hart to use crutches. He whs com
pletely cured by taking two Brandreth's pills
every night for thirty nights, aud will answer
any written or personal inquiries.
-"DON'T YOU WORRY.
Howlhriwl Unslnsi Mm Bar lolftt
Great Problem.
"Is there a fatality among ouj promi
nent men" is a question that we often
ask. It is a question that perplexes our
leading medical men, and they are at a
loss to know how to answer it. -
We sometimes think that if the physi
cians would give part of the energy to
the consideration of this question that
they give to combatting other schools of
practice, it might be satisfactorily
answered.
The flights of "isms" reminds us often
of the quarrels of old Indian tribes, that
were only happy when they were anni
hilating each other.
If Allopathy makes a discovery that
promises good to the race, Homcepathy
derides it and breaks down its influence.
If Homecpathv makes a discovery that
promises to be a boon to the race,
Allopathy attacks it.
It is absurd that these schools should
fancy that all of good is in their methods
and none in any other.
b ortunatoly for the people, the merit
which these "isms" will not recognize.
recognized by the public, and this
public recognition, taking the form of a
demand upon the medical profession,
eventually compels it to recognize it.
is it possible that the Question has
been answered by shrewd business men?
prominent man once said to an in
quirer, who asked him how ho got rich.
I got rich because 1 did things while
oiher people were thinking about doing
tnem. it seems to us that the public
feare recognized what this fatality is,
and how it can be met, while the medi
cal profession have been wrangling about
it.
Bf a careful examination of insurance
reports we find that there has been a
sharp reform with reference to examin
ations, (and that no man can now get
any amount of insurance who has the
least development of kidney disorder,)
because they find that sixty out of every
hundred in this country do, either di
rectly or indirectly, suffer from kidney
disease. Hence, no reliable company
will insure a man except after a rigid
urinary examination. , .
lhis reminds us of a little instance
which occurred a short time ago. A
fellow editor was an applicant for a re-
ipectable amount of insurance. He was
ejected on examination, because un
known to himself, his kidneys were dis
eased. The shrewd agent, however, did
not give up the case. He had an eye to
business and to his commission, and
said: "Don't you worry; you get a half
dozen bottles of Warner's safe cure, take
it according to directions and in about a
month come around, and we will have
another examination. I know you will
find yourself all right and will get your
policy."
lhe editor expressed surprise at the
agents faith, but the latter replied:
lhis point is a valuable one. Very
manv insurance agents all over the
country, when they find a customer re
jected for this cause, give similar advice,
and eventually he gets the insurance."
W hat are we to inter from such cir
cumstances? Have Bhrewd insurance
men, as well as other shrewd business
men, found the secret answer to the in
quiry? Is it possible that our columns
have been proclaiming, in the form of
advertisements, what lias proved a bless
ing in disguise to millions, and yet by
many ignored as an advertisement?
in our hies we nnd thousands of strong
testimonials for Warner's safe cure, no
two alike, which could not exist except
upon a basis of truth ; indeed, they are
published under a guarantee of $5,000 to
anyone who will disprove their correct
ness, and this offer has been standing,
we are told, for more than four years.
Undoubtedly this article, which, U
simply dealing out justice, will be con,-
sidered as an advertisement ana be re
jected by many as such.
We nave not space nor time to discuss
the proposition that a poor thing could
not succeed to the extent that this great
remedy has succeeded, could not be
come so popular without merit even if
pushed by a Vanderhilt or an Astor.
Hence we take the liberty of telling
our friends that it is a duty that they
owe to themselves to investigate the
matter and reflect carefully, for the state
ments published are subject to the refu
tation of the entire world. None have
refuted them ; on the contrary hundreds
of thousands have believed them and
proved them true, and in believing have
found the highest measure of satisfac
tion, that which money cannot buy, and
money cannot take away. ?;,v
JUST WHAT THEY ALL SAY.
Hon. P. D. Haynie of Salem, Illinois, says he
uses Dr. llosanko's Cough and Lung Syrun in
his familv with the most satisfactory results, in
all eases of coughs, colds and croup, ana rec
ommeuds it iu particular for the little one.
Sample bottle 5 cents at Geo. r.. Good s.
How's
Your Liver?
It; the Oriental salutation,
knowing that good health
cannot exist without a
healthy Liver. When tho
Liver is torpid the Bow
ei.t are sluggish and con
t:pated, the food lies
ill the stomach undi
gested, poisoning the
hiood; frequent headache
ensues ; a feeling of lassi
tude, despondency and
nervousness indicate how
the whole system is de
ranged. Simmons Liver
Regulator has been the
means of restoring more
peot le to health and
happiness by giving them
a healthy Liver than any
agency known on earth.
It acts with extraor
dinary power and efficacy.
" NEVEA BEEN DISAPPOINTED.
As a general family remedy for Dyspepsia,
Torpid Liver, (Amstipatiou, etc.. I hardly
ever us anything else, and liave never
been disappointed in the efteet produced j
it seems to Ijc almost a perfect cure for all
diseases of the stomach and Kowels.
C W. J. McKluoy. Macon. Go.
SKIN AND SCAIP
Cleansed, Purified and Beauti
fied by the Cuticura Remedies.
For clensinsr the Skin asd Bealp of Disflg
rlne Humors, for ailavlnt Ilnhlnir. Rnrnlnz
lid taflamation, for curing the first symptoms
jiczema, psoriasis, miia vrnpx, ueala Head,
rofula, and other inherited Skin and Blood
liseafes, Cuticura, the reatSkln Cure, and
:i'ticura Soap, an exquisite Skin Beautifler,
xternslly. and Cuticura Kesoi.vent. the new
Blood Purifier, internally, are infallible.
A rOMPLETR ClTtE.
I have unffered all mv life with skin dlseaa
f different kinds and have never found Der-
iinnent relief, until, by theadviceof a lady frind
uea your vaiuaote uuticura kkmkdirb. 1
A6 them a thorough trial, using six bottles of
he Ct'TiotiRA Kksolvknt, two boxes of Cuti-
i;ra and seven cukes of Cuticura Boa p. and the-
esiiltwas Just what I had been told it wonld
e a complete cure.
BELLE WAPE. Richmond. V.
'.eference.O.W . Latimer, Druggist, Richmond.
SALT RHEUM CURED.
I was troubled with Salt Rheum for a number
f years, so that the skin entirely came off one
.if my hands from the finger tip? to the wrist. I
tried remedies and doctors' prescriptions to no
ourpoe until I commenced taking Cuticuba
It EMEDiES'and now I am entirely cured.
E. T. f aukek, 379 Northampton St., Boston,
DRUGCIST8 tXDOKSE THEM,
nave sold a ouantlty of your Cuticura Rem-
dles. One of my customers. Mrs. Henry K ints.
vho had tetter on her hands to such an extent
s to cause the skin topeel off, and for eight
ears she suffered greatly, was completely cured
y tne use oi your meaicincs.
C. N. NYE, Drug 1st, Canton, Ohio.
ITCHING, SCALY, PIMPLT.
Pnrthelastvearlhavehadasnecies of itohlnr
scaly and pimply humors ou my face to which I
ii a ve appi lea a great man y metnous oi treatment
without success, and which was speedily and
entirely cured by Cuticura.
Mrs. ISAAC PHELPS, Ravenna, O.
NO MEDICINE LIKE THEM.
WehavesoldyourCUTicuRARkMnniKS for the
. six yeara, a'nd no medicines on our shelves
p.ve better satisfaction.
li. e. AiHKiufl, cruggisi, Aiuany, a. I r
CtiTicunA Remedies are sold everywhere.
frico, Cuticura. 50 cents. Resolvent, $1.00;
Hoan. a cents, rreparea Dy tne i-otter drug
Asn Chemical Co., Boston, Mass. "bend for
How to Cure bfcin Diseases."
-fnTTTJCJ Pimples, Skin Blemishes, aad
T JU JDO, Baby Humors, cured by Cbti-
ci ra Soap. '
OATAKlllI to CONSUMPTION.
Catarrh in Its destructive force stands next to
ludundoubteUlyleadsonto consumption. It la
therefore singular that tnose afflicted with this
fearful disease should not make it the object ol
iheir lives to rid themselves of it. Deceptive
remedies concocted by ignorant pretenders to
medical knowledge have weakened the confi
dence of the great majoiityof sufferers in all
advertised remedies. They become resigned to
a life of misery rather than torture themselves.
witn doubtful palliatives.
But tnis will never ao. l Starr n must ee met
it every stage and combated with all our might.
In many cases the disease has assumed danger
ous symptoms. The bones and cartilage of the
nose, tne organs oi nearing, oi seeing ana last
ing bo affected as to be useless, the uvula so-
elongated, the throat so inflamed and irritated
as to proauce a constant ana irritating cougn.
Sanford's Radical Cure meets every phase of
Catarrh, from a simple head cold to the most
loathsome and destructive stages. It is local
and constitutional. Instant in relieving, per
manent in curing, safe, economical and never-
t tuiing.
Each package contains one bottle of tne Kaa-
lcal Cure, one box Catarrhal Solvent, and no
improved inhaler, with treatise; price, h
jruuer rug ol vuciuiuai iu., ouawii.
KIDNEY PAINS.
And that weary, lifeless, all-gone sen
sation ever present with those of in
flamed kidneys, weak back and loins,
aching bins aud sides, overworked or
worn out by disease, debility or dissipation, arei
relieved in one minute and speedily cured bv
the Cuticura Anti-Pain Plaster, a new, original,
elegant and infallible antidote to pain and in-
n.immauon. At an druggists, u cts.; nve lor
51: or of Potter Drug Co., Boston.
mus. f. d. Mcdowell,
Watcliak and Jeweler,
221 Commercial street, Salem.
A full line of
WATCHES and CLOCKS
And jewelry of every description.
(mm a
u
J4ffAU work in this line warranted.
dw
ALWAYS VICTORIOUS.
Every one's duty is to not allow the liver, the
stomach and the kidueys, three great ortans,
to become clogged or torpid, and iu time expel
all impurities of the blood. The Oregon Blood
Purifier, a purely vegetable compound, is Tho
Remedy to cure all diseases of the kidueys and
liver, also those caused by impure blood, as bil
iousness, constipation, sick headache 'dyspep
sia, scrofula, eruptions of the skin, rheuma
tism, etc. Try it and you will find it always
victorious in its battle with disease. Sold every
where. $1.00 per bottle. Six bottles for $5.00.
4 22-m3-dw
C if ei 7sala Complaints. A Great Kidney
mS7. tar sou) bz iiL s&vaamt
0' INTEREST " UEII
Manly Vigor, Weakness or Loss of Memory per
mimentlv restored bv the use of an entirely new
I remedy. The Verba Simla from Spain. Hpan-
lsn'ATociieesueveriuu. uiiriuitBiruieu,ijpug wins
and testimonials, (sent sealed). Every man should
read it. VON fcitlAKP TMOCHKK C O., c..
6'JParkPluce, How lork. rrtJB
"V rvWv P & R' ara 'retf peevish,
AJUUXtS cross, or troubled with.
Windy Colic, Teething l'uins, or
Stomach Disorders, can be relieved
at once by using Acker's Baby Soother.
It contains no Opium or Morphine,
hence ia safe. Price 25 cents, bold, by
Ueo. E. Good, druggist.
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