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fHE 0UE30N STATKHMAN: FRIDAY APjHITj 15. 1887. TELEGRAPHIC SUMMARY. Frpftitlont Cleveland himself. April 7. pretty well A railroad will be constructed from Ca bul to Herat. The Haddock murder trial in Sioux 'City is attracting much public attention. Mike F.rennan, a San Franciwo giant, 18 the '.ati'Ht man who aHpiros to lick John L. Sullivan. They will build a road from Yreka, Cal., ten miles, to connect with the U. & 0. railroad. AN UNSAVORY PAST. Xkw York, March 31. S. f Bulletin Special : The attempt to obtain a dis missal on Tuesday of an indictment in 1854 against William Kmsune has re called a host of reminiscences of Kissane, who was . known to the police and criminal court officials of thirty years ago as one of the most noted criminals of that day. John Sparks, the veteran clerk of the general sessions, who has been con nected with the court fur nearly thirty years, remembers Kissane well. A memorable scene occurred when Kissane was taken before Kecorder Tilton for sen tence. Kissane and his companion, Lyman Cole, were dangerous forgers, and several banks had lost larfce sums by their forgeries. The recorder made up his mind to sentence Kissane to five The Marple trial is in prcmress at La fayette, Yamhill county. The evidence is purely circumstantial. The new Rhode Island lefrislature will be republican, although the democrats have carried the state otlices. Locan's book, the "Volunteer Soldiers vears in the state Dnson of America," will soon be issued, and, it Kissane was young, had received a is said, is destined to create a sensation, good education and was remarkably bright, lie rose and began an impas- . j:.. v... :;.. it il,u.. D Zt&fi wYheirmnd & i" ? " take their choice," as it were. .'"' "T; . . " ... " ":r.: .v." I Mau i;cn-u icu bdw ay tij'1,11 euilllll 1U dim J.IIB Iiremimill Iiru m VJ unn mo nr ,. hrnf hf.pn fnriirnrl in tho rwm taliatory cluD placed in ma nanus oy con- miHfuon 0f 8ome 0f a,.t8. ue 8ai(i gress for the protection of American fish- that it was llis first crrme ftnd that he ermen, it it becomes necessary. would never be guilty of another. He An,l nnw rm tbn t.beatrical men I spoke so feelingly llis hearers were con and want a suspension of the interstate vinced oi ins sincerity, and, the recorder commerce law. in so far as it effects their changed his purpose and sentenced Kia interests. It could be easily suspernied sane to imprisonment for only two years out of existence entirelv. and Six months. . i , . , , . . . i , . , . . vienerai r raiicis j urr, wno says lie Powderly is jubilant over the defeat of ,nnl,nied Kissane in the tierson of a tlie anarchists in Chicago, lie does not well-known and wealthy resident of San think that the Knights of Labor should i.an(;iHCOl was well known in New York countenance any sucu aocinnes as are untjl five years airo. when he went to California. He remembers young Kis sane, leeause he knew the Kissanes when thev were boys living in a town near Cincinnati. Kissane was known as rather a wild young man. The factory owned by Klder Iorr was burned one night, and as there was little insurance the loss was a great one and the Dorr family was financially ruined. Young Kissane ' was seen near the building shortly before it was burned, and from the rivalry between the tamines he was suspected of setting the place on fire, and uetieral l'orr has retained his enmity, based on that suspicion 1 lie Chemical National bank is one of the banks which lost several thousand dollars by the operations of a gang of forgers, of which Kissane nnd Lyman lMle were the most noted members, Otiicers of the bank have received letters from General Iorr, and they know the name under which, it is alleged, Kissane is now living in Kan Francisco. One of the officers of the bank, Mr. Parsons was paving teller in 18"4, and he paid the forged check by which the bank was defrauded. He has said he would know Kissane anywhere and under any dis- guise. Neither Mr. 1 arsons nor other otiicers of the bank were willing to give held by the followers of the red Aug. Jefferson Davis made a speech at the unveiling of the statue of Albert Kidney Johnston at New Orleans, on the th. President Cleveland wrote a letter stating that he could not le present, owing to en grossing olhcial duties. The Palms will at Detroit has been set aside. The will gave t7,(KK),00() in trust to his two children, to be held in trust for their children. J uJge J ennings holds that the statutes are against controlling fortunes from the grave from generation to generation. April 8. California is having a railroad boom. There is a scarcity of sailors at Kan Francisco. The prohibitionists claim fraud in the Michigan elections. It is said the Canadian government will adhere strictly to its former policy in the fisheries matter. The firing on the American schooner by the Canadians has cau d great ex citement on the eastern seaboard. The City of Peking has been given a dean bill of health and was to have been the jiame under which Kissane, accord docked yesterday at Kan Francisco, The inspectors report themselves as well tileased with the new steel cruisers being built for "Uncle Kam'e navee Churles A. Dana, of the New Y'ork Sun, don't think New Y'ork'a delegation will be for Clevelaud in the next couven tion. The general feeling among those inter ested is that tiie interstate commerce lavr will be knocked into a cocked hat within Bixty days. K. W. Morris.oue of the .leannette Arc tic survivors, wan killed 1 tiursdav near Des Moines, by an accidental discharge of a gun while hunting F. L. Coin. who predicted the Charleston earthquake, says there will be another strong earthquake iienix! from April 7th to the 17th, the critical days be ing Irom the lutn to the idiii. Cleveland has written a letter to the American Fishermen's union of Massa chuHetts, regarding retaliation for offens es of Canadian authorities, and recom mends caution, and that no hasty action be taken by the fishermen in the matter. ing to the statement of General Dorr, is now living. Among other offenses it is believed by some pen-tons that many years ago Kis sane had a part in the burning of the sU'amer Martha Washington on the Ohio river. The steamer was loaded with boxes that were represented as containing valuable goods, hut which really contained little of any value. The steamer and cargo were insured for a large amount, and after the steamer had begun its trip the fire broke out. Manv passengers lost their lives and the affair caused great excitement, esieeiallv when it was Itelieved the steamer was deliber ately set on fire. ALL SORTS OF ITEMS. HUNTING THE OSTRICH. That portion of the bird family of which the ostrbh is the leading tyie, is re markable for the manner in which its different members are scattered about. The ostrich itself spreads nearly over the whole of the deserts of Africa. The cas sowary, with its horny helmet represents it amid the luxuriant vegetation of Malac ca and Java. The dinoruis was once a grand representative towering among the ferns ot Iew &eiana. me emu is an other member of the family confined to the Australian continent, and the rhea to the southern extremity of the western hemisphere. With the Arabs of the desert the chase and capture of the ostrich is the most attractive and aristocratic ol the many diversions ia which they indulge. The first thing attended to when a hunt 13 contemplated is the preparation of the horses. They are entirely deprived of grass and fed on barley for seven or eight days before the intended hunt, lhey are allowed to drink only once a day, and that at sunset ; at that time they are also washed. They take long exercises, and great attention is given to tue arrange went of the harness. 1 he Arabs say that after seven or eight days the stomach of the horse disappears, while the chest, the breast, and the croup remain in flesh. The animal is then in condition to en dure fatigue. The training is called teacha. The harness used in this hunt ing is much lighter than that in ordi nary use, esjiecially the saddle and the stirrups, and the martingale is dispensed with. The bridle also undergoes many changes, the mouuting and eartlaps be ing taken away, as they are considered too heavy. The bit and frontlet are wade of rope without throathaud, and the reins, though very strong, are ex tremely light. The time most favorable for ostrich hunting is when there is the greatest heat. The higher the tempera ture the less is the ostrich able to defend itself. TIME 3 A. M. Mrs. Joliyboy Where on earth have you been? Mr. J. I cannot tell a lie. I've been at m' offish. Mrs. J. That's where we differ. I can tell a lie when I hear one. (Cruel silence, during which something ia heard drop. Harvard Lampoon. A tussle with a hoarding-house steak is now called a "bull -tight." J inning smacks are now used in ang ling for a husband. Burlington Free Press. Don't be mulish. Never kick simply because people talk behind your back. Compliments to tailors ought as a rule to come under the head of fitting tributes. Merchant Iraveler. A man without brains frequently has the most imposing headstone when he is dead. V O. Picayune. If the better part of valor is discretion, it might be well to send discretion out t talk pretty to a burglar. N. l . Journal The man who with meek resignation iierruits himself to be henpecked is a sort of conquered philosopher. Dry Goods Chronicle. Amateur performances are permissible during Lent. Strictly shaking, they do not come under the head of amuse merits. N. O. Picayune. Way out in prohibition Kansas there is a traveling dramatic company playing Ten Nights in a Drug Store with great success. 1 1 h iladel pi ua Kecord . Once in a while it is well to remem iter that a crown w ill not cure a headache anv more than a golden slipiwr will the gout. Shoe and Leather Reporter. At the restaurant. Waiter I beg par don, Mr. Brown, but you don't order such dinners as your boys. Mr. Brown Cmph ! My father isn't as rich as theirs Fogg says he is at a loss to determine which is the crookedest thing in nature, a ram's horn, a ward politician or the rim of a woman's hat. Boston Tran script. If the supreme court declares the In terstate railroad commission unconstitu tional, it will probably be because it vio lates the anti cooley act. Boston Tran script. When John Sherman learned that the "no fence" law was in force in Carolina, he declined to stop ami pushed on to Charleston. Greensborough N. C, North State. It is hard to convince the man who has been luxuriating in free railroad passes that the interstate commerce bill was a wise piece of legislation. Boston Tran script. Some of the railroad companies think of sending the interstate commerce bill to Robert Biownlng, and asking him to put it into iioetry, in order to make it more lucid. Springfield Union. Virtuous Indignation ".Shocking un principled lot, those 'bus conductors! One of them passed a bad sixpence on me a fortnight ago. confound him ! I've not been able to get rid of it yet!" Loii1 don Punch. BILL NYE. What shall we say of the newspajwr man who sleeps all the forenoon in order that he may dawdle about the office of a morning paper all night, thinking thoughts and penciling them off for the public, or pawing around over a wad of manifold" and writing startling heads to dull telegrams half the night, while his wife, who has taken time by the forelock and done her work during day light, is in bed? I know that there are men who have been connected with journalism for years who maintain that it is not a habit, but that with thern it is absolutely necessary. For this reason I consulted Mr. James Miggleson, of ABhville, who edits the Daily Jimplecute, a morning paper ot this place, and learned from him that it is not necessary to sit up nights in order to run a morning paper. So the wives and mothers ot morning journalists and printers of New Y'ork should not longer De ueceivea oy mis time-honorad fraud upon their trusting natures. Mr. Miggleson eava that a rattling good morning paper can lie worked oil the press by supper-time, and the even ing reserved tor social intercourse. And yet, 1 know a pale, studious news paper man, with silver in his hair, a man in whose mouth butter would scarcely melt, who has, for twenty years and more, bamboozled his trusting wife and grown-up son with this transparent fraud. He told me only a 6hort time ago, with genuine pathos, that the first time he had seen his own son by daylight was last fall. He said that his son came of age last October, and through the courte sy of a mutual friend (his mother) he tiad the pleasure ot meeting mm on election day, and forming an acquain tance which he says may yet ripen into a strong friendship. 1 have another acquaintance who as sists in editing a morning newspaper, but he does not believe in allowing his chil dren to utterly forget him. He does not want his boys to think that they are or phans just because he ia not always at home. He is a man of very strong will and a strict disciplinarian. So he gets a holiday every two weeks in order to go home and do un his punishing. One time he found that his eldest or oldest boh 1 do not know which, because I am away from home without my libra ry had violated the rules of the house in a sal manner. As near as I am able to come at the facts, the boy had taken a quart of corn and sewed a long thread through each kernel, showing great patience and per- severence in so doing. He then tied the ends of the threads all together into one knot and scattered the corn where large flock of geese had been in the habit of associating and pooling lor mutual profit and improvement. A man who came along that way about dusk, said he saw about thirty geese standing around in a circle looking reproachfully at each other, and trying to agree on some method by wnicn iney could go home together without turning a part of their crowd wrong Bide out while behind a high board fence there was a boy whs seemed to be enjoying himself in a small way. The incident was reported to the bov father, who came home and placed his son under a large drygoods box in the cellar, after which he piled three nun dred or four four hundred pounds of coal on top of the inverted box.. He then made a few remarks for the boy's good which were followed bv the smothered remark: "RatB!" from the inside of th box. After ordering that the box should not be disturbed till his return, my friend put on his coat and went back to work. Una was just as the returns began to return in the autumn of '84. Mv friend did not go home for two weeks and forgot all about the bov till it came time for him to do up his punishment for the fortnight. When the truth flashed over him he was filled with the keenest remorse, and went home as soon as he had sent in the last proof, but when he went down the cellar he found the box empty, and the following note written with a pencil: 'Dear Paw do not weep for me i have went away from my happy home whare i was onct so gay and free do Not assassi nate maw liecuz she Pride up the box with a stick 01 cord-wood yesterday and fed Me she left the box so i could Bust 4th i am gone Far Far away do nwt weap for me it is better for me and you to be Apart i like being Apart a Good deal bet ter i think I will take a ham and gar of preserves of which I am pashionately fond but l will Kenumerale you suuie Day as heaven is mv jug so No moar at Pres ent from your prodigle Son Henry." New i ork World. WINK IN WASHINGTON. "No, we don't offer wine to callers any more," said a bright society girl the other day. "We southerners don't feel as you do, you know, and we have always had light wines on our table, but this season wo really had to stop it. Why, I have heard such dreadful things. Girls of my acquaintance nice girls, too have gone home from some of these receptions al most yes, really, isn t it frightful It was bad enough for the voting men to drink so, but things are getting worse and worse. Yes. the foreign drinks are the worst j they go to your head so, don't you know, and it takes the least little nit to affect a girl when she isn't used to it. The gentlemen torment them so, too. Why, last summer, at the springs, mam ma had her hands full with three of us, I can tell you. iney had wine an day long at the germans and wine suppers at night. We never went to the suppers, but the gentlemen used to tease us at the evening hops until we took wine to get rid of them. Mamma shook her head at us until her neck was stiff. Some of the gentlemen held fans in front of the girls' faces so that their mothers couldn't see them. No, I'm glad to say I wasn't that mean. But when the girls saw how things were going this winter we thought mamma hadn't been a bit too strict. Y'es, it's dreadfully hard to refuse some times. People think you are queer, you know. There, I must pour some tea for Mrs. Jones. Horrid weather, isn't it? Be sure and come again before we go. Y'es, we go week after next. Good-by." Corr. N. Y. Sun. TOO DIGNIFIED BY HALF. Writing lines is the penance Harrow boys do for all their sins, both in and out of school. If a boy is late at school h writes lines, if he misses "bill" he writes lines. If the lines are not finished at stated time the number is doubled. There was one clever boy who escaped writing half of the ordered quantity, and the masters tell the story of how he did it to this day. He was an untidy boy and was often taken to task for his care lessness and disorder. One day his master, who had very dignified and lm i'tiressive manners, and who always said "we" instead ot "vou ' wnen taixing 10 the bovs. found occasion to reprove bim, "we do not iook very ciean, ne saio, with much severity. "We have not washed our hands this morning. Have we?" "I don't know about vours," was the impudent boy's answer, "but I've washed mine. "Ah !" eaid the master, "we are very impertinent today. -e will have to write a hundred lines before the next 'bill.'" When "bill" time came, the master sent for the bov. "Have we written our lines?" he asked. "I've written mv tiltv." the boy an swered very promptly, handing in his paper; "but I don't know whether you've done your half? St. Nicholas. FREAKS OF FASHION. A decided innovation is to have, be tween the dress waist and the lining sachet powder ; in fact, the whole waist of the dress serves as one large sachet While this mav make the dress a little heavier, and consequently add to its warmth, it is iust what is needed for win ter weather. Evening dresses are also treated in this wav. io!et seems to be the favorite odor. The other day 1 at tended a performance of opera at the Metropolitan opera r.ouse. i noticed sev eral young ladies took tiny silver boxes from'their pockets occasionally and bent over them. What did ttiey mean r thought thev looked like a diminutive snutfoox. Can it be possible that the habit of taking snutl is to be revived And bv our prettiest girls, too : but they ere not taking snult as they bent over their pretty silver boxes. Ihev were bonbonnieres. and held either candy sugared flag root, or lovage. Girls all ke candies, and a pretty receptacle tor this luxury is dulv appreciated by the lear girls that never eniov anything of an entertainment where thev can't crum candv. But these little bonbonnieres are very useful at times. Even belles occas- . . . . i . lonally eat onions or some ouier arncie 01 food with an exceptional odor, and achoiis, or in cases of a cold, troches may be carried in these tiny silver recep tacles. They also serve as a novel, and not too expensive, gift to one another. ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS. INQUIRE WITHIN. 'Husband in?" asked the assessor, cheerfully. "No," answered the woman, "he isn't home." 'Expecting him soon?" asked the as sessor. "Weil," the woman replied thought fully. "1 don t know exactly ; i ve been lookin lor him seventeen years, and he hasn't shown up yet. ou travel around a good deal ana n you see a man wno looks as though he'd make me a pretty good husband, tell him l in still awaitin and send him along. Jlow s your wile But the assessor wrote something in his book, and witnout speaking slid softly awav, with the cautious haste ol a man walking over a thin place in ice. Bur dette. PRACTICAL PALMISTRY, Maud "Oh! I just dote on palmistry I've been studying it for a week, and I can tell any one's fortune now." Augustus "Well, tell mine, please?' "Well, let me see, this is the life line or the other one there is, but I guess it don't much matter, they look a good deal alike, anyhow ves, now I see. ion are to meet some one who will be awlul lv in love with vou. but she will die an old maid. Oh '. you'll go through life just the way you have been doing, never see ing beyond your nose. "But why will she (fie an old maid?" "Because you won't have sense enough to ask her to marry you, that is why. Buiytoa 8rl8, California, new cream and While riTer new cheese at bqulre t'arrar Cos. 1 HEPPNER SOCIETY NOTES. From the Heppner Gazette. The engagement of Frank Higbv and tidd Khockev is .olf. Pudd said she'd be darned if she'd hitch to any onery uss that couldn t hustle up enough money to buy a license." 1 lank Taylor's girls propose to corral le new school-teacher out at Sheep- erder'B Delight. The old man came to town Saturday, and returned with a set of croquet, half a case of corsets and a lortgage on his ranche. A very interesting drive whist party as given at Matlock's saloon Saturday ight. Four sheepherders from Butter roek refused to pay for the drinks aftor amusing themselves at Hoyle's famous game, and the gentlemanly proprietor rove them out with a juniper club. Mr. and Mrs. Jim Myers of Seven-up, celebrated their tin wedding last week. The presents included two washing- boards, seven oyster cans and a bran new colfee pot. All the elite of Seven-up ere present, as well as a good many ho are not so elite as they might be. Mrs. Jim Turpin gave a red-hot con versazione in the back-yard of her resi dence on Sheep F'lat Tuesday afternoon. The event was in honor of the arrival of er husband, who had been loafing at the saloons all afternoon, and was en joyed by all the neighbors within a ra dius of three blocks. There will be a grand rattle for the benefit of Joe Levison, at the school house in Happy Hollow, next Saturday night. Joe is a sick slieepherder, and his friends have contributed a number of aluable articles to be drawn by chance. Al. Slawson, with his usual generosity, has given a fine keno lay-out, and Jerry (Joldwell has come to the front with an ivory handled revolver. There is a great demand for tickets. Heppner's streets have been gay this week with groups of highly colored and gorgeously clad Indians. The women and girls wear their blankets this year with the stripes running Irom head to foot, and the broader the stripe the greater the style. Bustles are not worn this far back from the river, as they in terfere with the ladies' movements in digging cowse. 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Deceptive remedies concocted by ignorant pretenders to medical knowledee have weakened the confi dence of the great maioiityof sufferers in all advertised remeaies. i ney oecome resignea u a life of misery rather than torture themselves with doubtful palliatives. But this will never do. Catarrh must be met at every 6tage and combated with all our might. In many cases tne disease nag assumea uauger ous symptoms. The bones and cartilage of the nose, the organs of hearing, of seeing and tast ing so affected as to be useless, the uvula so elongated, the throat so intlamed and irritated as to produce a constant and irritating cough. Sanfnrd's Radical Cure meets every phase of Catarrh, from a simple head cold to the most, loathsome and destructive stages. It is local aud constitutional. 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C Trim your velvet skirt witl flounces of white Hamburg edging, and si:t the waist up the hack, t-o it can juttoned in front. Keiiular Subscriber. 1 . Certainly not. Of course, a. Not much. 4. Yes. . ro. o. i suanv. I)ais. White chalk is good for red elbows: also stove nolmli. It we were vou, we would nave me ratuiaiing uress made with sleeves to come to the wrist. This would prevent red elbows from uttractinir attention. Clara B. Sash ribbons should be a vard wide and all wool. We do swer iiiiix;rtinent questions by Life. not an IN FLA HI ATI ON MF TNE KIDNEYS, Hon. Edward A. Moore. Member of Assembly from Richmond county, New York, writes; Some two years ago 1 was taaen witn mnani- mation of the kidneys. The pain was intense I applied as soon as possmie an aucook s rums Plaster over each kidney. Wonderful to say the pain and iurlamatiou began to abate in three hours. In two days I was entirely cure!, l al ways take ureal pleasure In recommending All cock's Plasters; they are certainly the best ex ternal remedy known. 1 used them as obest protectors, aud found them most efficient." UK SAMK, CRUEL WORDS. Itl-I.IAHI.E AND ALWAYS Hrsndreth's Pills are the oldest, safest, and best blood puritiei and purgative known. They are purely veitetable therefore harmless. They are always the same mid always produce the same effect. Other purgatives require Increas ed doses and Anally cease acting altogether. A course of one or two of llrsndreth's Pills taken each night is a positive cure for constipation, headiie'io and bilious disorders. If you em't take them pl.tln get them sugar-coated. A LITTI.K LKAVKN lenveneth ihe whole lump. A disease in one part of ihe nody will eventually fill the whole body disease, livery year some pan of the sy.--te:n "rows weak and begins to decay. Such psrt s iould be removed at onee ami new matter be i owed to lake its place. There's un med of cut ing It out with a surgeon's scalpel. 1'nrie aw . v he old. diseased and worn out psrt with Hrn-ireih's Pills. Then tne new body will lake c re of itself. "Jack!" "Yes, dearest." "Why did you not take me to the last ball as you promised ?" ' ' Because because.' ' "Because mv cruel words on the even ing before stun;; your proud nature'.'" "Yes ; that was it." "Ah, forgive me. I know not what I said when 1 told you that your clothes were out of style." "It was not that." "Not that? You could not have mis taken me you must have known 1 was jesting when 1 said I loved another." "Ves, I knew you mill loved me." "What, then, was it that sohuit you?" "Your lightly soken remark that you wouldn't think of apeanng in public without Marshal Neil roses." Mer chant Traveler. 1 VI'HOII), Scarlet and Yellow Fevers, Measles, Iiiptheria. Small pox Cholera," &e. Iiarbys Prophylactic Fluid will, e-troy the Infection of ill fevers npi! all contHgc ills aud Infectious diseases. 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Port i Son, ateuts. 1 About twenty years ago I discovered a little, ore on my cheek, and the doctors pronounced It cancer. I have tried a number ot phjsjclanu. but without receiving any permanent benefit. Among the number were one or two specialists. The medicine they applied was like fire to tho Doro, causing intense pain, I saw a statement In the papers telling what S. S. S. had done for others similarly afflicted. I procured some at onee. Before I had used the second bottle tho nolghbors oould notice that my cancer was. healing up. My general health had been bad for two or three years I had a hacking cough; and spit blood continually. I had a severe pain In my breast. After taking six bottles or B. S. S. my cough left me and I grew stouter than 1 had been for several years. My cauoer has healed over all but a little spot about ther tlie of a half dime, and It Is rapidly disappear ing. I would advise every one with cancer o glvoS. 8. S. a fair trial. Mils. NANCY J. JloCONAUOHEY. 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