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TI1K OREGON STATESMAN1 PltlDAY AUGUST 3 3. 1880.
HOMK.
The home governs the world.
All Bocinl hiuI moral Ibwb of our com
mon civilization revolve around the
home. It ih the wihool ofswiul protfreiw.
Public opinion ih the collective opinion
of our humuH.
Clear-Bightptl roformerH aim to di
rect the Kwer that rules the home. In a
i-ertuln sunae we are all roforniora, we all
are trying to make the world hotter;
some are trying in one way, Home in an
other ; but we all tthould itoi?in at home.
Liit the home he a cheerful, a minHhiny
ilace. There let us find neatncfiB and
r.omfort. Above all, lot uh have always
goodnature and nieatiH for improvement.
Home m the pluce fur all the hext
tliingN; therefore don't keep ail your
idieer.ulncHH for Bx:ioty, nor hIiiiI, out
all the Hunxhine (ixci-pt when you have
vieiturH. CheerfulneHH und HiiiiHhine do
not cent anything, but withhold them
and you are a heavy loser.
It in nut alone the hoiiHekeeper'H duty
to keep the home rooms neat and tidy ;
each inemher of the family Hhould uhhib!
in it. There are a thousand ways of
keeping clean that Haven a vum amount
of making clean. Anyone of refined feel
ingH regunlH all labor to mtcure neatneuH
a labor of love and duty.
Did you ever hear that little futile of
the chair? For fear you haven't I'll tell
It to you.
"Well,"Baida8traiglit-bai:k(!d,Htraight-leggod
chair to a coHy rocking-ehuir by
whoee Bide it chuncod to he placed, "be
fore I would lie Hiich a drudge bh you are,
I would tie a stool : or, if poHHihle, some
thing more iiiHigniilcant. i'uople are not
content with making you iiurBe everyone,
lie tlioy big or little, but you miiHt heeon
tinuully rocking them to and fro."
"To lie Hiiro," armwored the little rocking-chair,
"1 am always butty and on the
go trr the gratification of otliern; tint
thereby have 1 won muny friendH, and
ajiM;ur to be a great favorite with all.
This pays me for all my trouble."
The moral of this pretty fable iH, that
all who cheerfully and willingly do for
otherH are the ones who gain moHt for
themHelvoH.
TtiiH ig a moHt lieautiful lciwon to utilize
fur home life.
One of the pleanantcHt and nohlent du
ties of the family is to furniBh its mem
bers with good reading. In tiroes that
are -part, it wbh considered enough to
clothe, feed, and Mhelter a family, Hut
now it in recognized an a fact that we all
have hungry niindH to lie HutiBfied.
They nitiHt be fed a healthy diet ; they
want to be eheltered from the pitiless
Htorm of error and vice. An ignorant
family is a dark spot on our modern in
telligence. Let good reading go into a home' and
" the atnioHphore changen. The hove be
gin to talk of men, principleB, places, the
jBt and the future. The girlB find ojien
ing before them a new life of knowledge,
duty, and love.
Out from that family will go intelligent
men and women to fill useful and honor
able places in society.
Let the torch of improvement tie lit in
every hoimehold. Ixit the young and the
old vie with one anottier in introducing
new and useful tonics of investigation
and in cheriHhing a love of Htudy and ad
vancement. Buch a home implants memories in the
heart that can never die. The rough rube
of the world nm nowr obliterate them.
Lives so foriin d ure the timliers that up
hold the world.
MEKCY ON THE BATTLEFIELD.
The incident of which we speak occurr
ed after the Mine Run fight, during which
our forces captured and held the first line
of rifle-pits. It was only about twenty
roils from the captured rifle-pit to the
next pit held by the enemy. We lay
without fire, for fear of the Johnnies' bul
lets.
During the night a moaning began to
be heard out on the space between the
two forces. It grew more and more ag
onising. We thought, as it was one of
their men, that they would come lor inm
TUev (lid not come. The cry of iiwreas-
ing pain continued, and 1 could stand
the apiiealB no longer. With a comrade,
I passed out and sought the wounded
man. we loiina linn without aitncuiiy
As we surmised, he belonged to their
forces, a young North Curolinun. Hut
for help he hud ptirished. In aiding him
I forgot my, own wot and almost frozen
feet, and felt better than before I started.
Although we had not buon lired at by
the Johnnies, we were upon returning bv
a I'enneylvunian conscript vidette, al
though he knew that we were out on a
mission of mercy. Luckily, his shot was
thrown away tout time, riuch are the
exigencies of war shoot men down, and
then got P in the night and minister
unto them.
K. M.Rushkm,.
THEY WOULDN'T TELL MIH'H.
An engineering corps in two or three
wagons passed through the city toward
the south hist evening. An elfort was
made by some of our citizens to find out
what their mission was. Uno inquisitive
citizen who attempted to pump them re
ports the following conversation :
"Where is this party going?"
"Oh, out hero a ways."
"What are you going to do?"
"Going to work."
"Where did you come from?"
"Home."
"Who are you working for?"
"Monov."
Nobody has been found who knew who
they were or what they were doing, but
they were railroad surveyors, ana are
perhaps the same outfit that has been
looking for a river crossing down at
Jones' Point, a few miles below Rock
Bluffs.
A MYSTIFIED CLERK.
The old Scotch name for a draftboard
was a "dam-brod," being simply a Scot
fish perversion from the French of the
Gallic eauivulont for draughts orchequers
i. e., "jeu do dames," or, as the board is
called in French, "dumior." "Can you
show me," suid an old (Scottish lady, en
taring a London linen warehouse,
tablecloth of a dam-brod pattern?" (she
meant, of course, simply a ' chequer
t;le.) "Well," replied the astounded
stiupman, "we have, madam, very broad
patterns, but none finite so broad as
that." .
DARK VERSUS WHITE FLOUR.
Our well known correspondent, Geo.
Wilson, whose articles on finance have
ho often appeared in the St. Louis Journ
al, departs from his usmal line to give
some account of actual practice, not
theory, with flour out of which the gluten
had not been all bolted. Since it is mere
whim which makes iienplo prefer the
whitest flour, a whim which is both ex
pensive and detrimental to health, let us
all both practice anil preach the aband
onment of the prevalent custom, biee
what Mr. Wilson suyB:
Noting what you say about white
flour recalls my experience. I induced
our folks to try a quarter sack of flour
called "Sunbeurn," containing the "gum
middlings" in millers' phrane. It is
$1.75 choaier jer Hack than the white
Hour. Itefore this the ladies had insisted
on having the white flour und pitied the
poor coal miners who uhh the dark. Now
they not only use the dark always, ex
cept for certain cake, tint are educating
all their friends to uhc it. They find that
they are the ones who deserved pity as
they paid nearly double price for what
was not worth but half as much.
Whilst I am a friend of art it seems a
misfortune that tfirln do not learn dietet
ics and the chemistry of cookery at school
instead of a smattering of music and
painting. Cteo. Wilson.
iiCxington, Mo., July 15, ISSti.
GEN. SHERIDAN'S NEW FRIEND.
A rather dramatic scene occurred at
the panorama of the battle of Bull Run
to-day, Culvin Chase, the colored news
paper editor, was expluining to several
liends the leading features of the battle
when he was interrupted by a big, burly
fellow, who unnounced himself as a Vir
ginian w ho hud owned a bondred negroes
beforo the war and who noisily demanded
o know what, right Ltutse had to discuss
iiiestions relutmg to the rebellion
there were a nnrn tier of people present
at the time, and Chase unwilling to tie
drawn into a quarrel with the man, who
evidently was under the influence of
liquor, modestly withdrew, the Vir
ginian then in a loud voice declared that
le could lick anv x ankee that ever lived,
and directed his remarks principally to a
stout, stocky little man standing near.
I lie latter made a sharp rejoinder, win
finally led to the Virginian inquiring, the
little man s name. 'My name is rhuip
11. hhendan, present address War De
partment, Washington, 1). C," was the
unexpected reply. The Virginian raised
us hat politely and extending his band,
said : iieg your pardon, general. We
tried for four years to lick you and never
fairly succeeded. 1 take it all back
i ou re a better man than I am. bhuke. "
The general "Hhook" and there the mut
ter ended.
A DRAMATIC STORY.
Mr. Lawrence Barrett, the tragedian,
came very near being drowned at Cohas-
sot last week. Edwin Booth was visit
ing him, and the two went fishing with
Messrs. Robson and Crane in Mr. Crane's
beautiful yacht, the Nevcrsink. About
three miles from shore the party cast
their lines in 200 feet of water, and in a
few minutes Mr. Barrett had an eighteen
pound rock cod on his hook. A fearful
struggle ensued, but in bis attempt to
land the scaly monster harrett was
dragged overboard. Now Barrett cannot
swim a stroke, and in 200 feet of water it
was a thousand to one that he would
drown. Booth whipped off his boots and
coat and plunged into the briny depths
after his brother tragedian, and while the
two were floundering and sputtering
around in the billows Htuart Robson, half
dead with fright, scuttled below deck for
a brace of life preservers. With com
mendable presence of mind, however
Crane seized a boat-hook, and with re
markable skill succeeded in tistung out
the drenched and exhausted tragedians
It was an exciting experience and a nar
row escape, but we suspect that bis
thorough soaking in salt water was just
what Air. Barrett needed. Chicago
News.
FOUND THE HIDDEN HIVES.
We notice a surprising phenomenon in
connection with the swarming of bees
At the residence of Mrs. 8. L. Boardman
on Crescent street two empty beehives
hud been stored in a shed chuuilier, they
having been lormerly occupied by bees
jihh week a skviight in the root was
opened to admit air, and one day a buzz
ing was heard in the chamber. Un in
vestigation it was found that each hive
was occupied by a swarm of bees, which
were darting to and fro through the sky
light, apparently much delighted with
their new quarters and industriously en
gaged in storing sweets. Mr. Boitrdman
proposes some dark nhjht to transfer the
new settlors to his front yard, where
thev can huve a more airy position
Where the strange honey gatherers came
from and how they discovered the hives
is a mystery. But the most singular
part ot the phenomenon was the fa
flint they were two swarms of bees and it
is not known that they travel in com
pany in swarming. From the Augusta
(Me.) Journal.
WHY 1.015 INGERSOLL SOURED.
I found one man here who was mad
because Blaine did not have Ingersoll ap
pointed minister to Kngland. He tells
me this story : When Garfield was elect
ed Blaine met Ingersoll and said : "Well
Bob, what do you want? We couldn
get ulong without you in the campaign
now what shall we give you?" Ingersoll
replied that lie was making money at
law, ana wanted nothing. Mill he did
want recognition from the administration
"Appoint me minister to Kngland and
I will decline it the next day," said the
infidel.
There were objections, as the appoint
ment of an infidel embassador to a Chris
tian nation from a Christian nation would
have made music among the church go
ing voters.
"But I'll not ai.copt," persisted Bob.
"Appoint me and I'll refuse it. That's
all I want recognition."
But he was refused and ever since has
beon soured on Blaine and the party.
Cincinnati Timos-8tar. c
Kemomber, lounge niHttresses on the install
ment plan, fl per week, at Smith's auction
house. "
TWO DOZEN CODFISH BALLS.
I luring the business depression of five
years ago, says the New York Christian
Union, a man called one morning at the
basement door of a house in the upper
part of the city wilh a basket on his arm.
The servant who answered his knock
supposed he was a beggar, but something
in the man's appeuraneo when lie asked
for "the lady of the house" forced her to
ask her mistress, who was in the kitchen,
to step to the door. The man removed
his hat and then uncovered the contents
of his basket, delicious white, round co.l-
sh balls ready for frying. He told his
storv. He was a bookkeeper, but the
firm had failed and be was without a po
sition anil had been for months. His
ife, a New Kngland girl, was an excel-
;nt cook, and had decided to make two
lozen eodliHh halls, if he would take
them around and try to sell them. Here
io was. X he price was five cents apiece.
and the) cost about four; if he sold the
two dozen ho would make twentv-five
:ents, and that was more than he had
earned in months. Half of she quantity
were bought at once, and a note written
to a neighbor urging her to become a cus
tomer for the balance, and!5 a partner in
drumming up other customers if the fish
cakes proved as good as they looked.
The man went away with the promise of
lelp if his goods deserved it. lie was to
call the next day for the decision. The
two women reserved a part of their prom
ise to cook and distribute to their friends
and neighbors, on the ground that "the
proof of the pudding is the eating."
QThe fish balls were delicious and im-
uodiatcly after breakfast each woman
ooked the balance of her purchase, de
posited the fish bulls in baskets, and
went about among her friends to eet
orders for the man. The result was that
the third weekly delivery in the neigh-
loiliouu wasirom a handsome cart pushed
y a stout German boy, while the propri
etor attended to his customers. In two
months he had to deliver certain davs in
isrtain districts he had so many orders;
besides he kept a stock on hand at his
ouse at all times. In one year the lower
purt ol hiH house was given up to the
iiisiness, and restaurants, as well as pri
vate families, were his customers.
A friend of the first man, in the same
financial condition, whose wife made
good bread, came owe morning with the
seller of the codfish balls, having small,
lovely loaves of bread, which he sold at
five cents per loaf. He, too made so
many customers by the superiority of his
bread that six months later found him
delivering bread and rolls from a wauon.
The bread remained the same delicious
home made bread, made by his wife and
women whom she trained ; twice a week
he delivers tea biscuit. Both men have
in five years' time bought the houses in
which thev live.
HE COULDN'T AFFORD IT.
Ex-assistant secretary of the treasury
Coon told this story to a group of friends
at the Fifth Avenue hotel last evening :
"When the joint High Commission was
sitting in Washington a few years ago,
the proceedings were held behind locked
doors, and the greatest pains was taken
to keep the proceedings strictly secret
In spite of this many of the most im
portant results of the discussions leaked
out and found their way .into print
Scott Smith, the well-known Washing
ton correspondent, was known to be tele
graphing the news to a syndicate of news
papers, and becretary of btate Hamilton
Fish was terribly worked up over the
matter. He brought several detectives
from New York to Washington, who were
unknown to the department officials, and
placed them to shadow Smith's house
and office, to ascertain, if possible, who
it was that furnished him with the in
formation. The vigils were fruitless and
the news continued to be printed with
daily regularity. Unable longer to con
ceal Ins annoyance, the secretary sent
for Mr. Smith and told him that his
course was unpatriotic.
"Nonsense,' said bmith. 'ltis all true.
isn't it? It is news, and that is what I am
sent here to get." Bnt he did not tell
the secretary, what was the fact, that he
reguiany met a memuer 01 uie com
mission every morning at 10 o'clock,
from whom he obtained a detailed ac
count ef the previous day's proceedings.
finding that persuasion was useless, the
secretary finally said :
"'Smith, I have got a nice foreign
consulship, worth $5,000 a year, which I
wish to offer you, which was my main
object in sending for you.'
" 'Can't accept it, Mr. Secretary,
couldn't afford to do so.'
"'What!' exclaimed Mr. Fish in
amazement, can't afford to accept a
$5,000 a year consulship?'
" 'No sir,' replied Mr. Smith, 'I earn
more money than with my pen. To speak
plainly, Mr. Secretary, I couldn't afford
to take your place and work for the salary
you work for.'
Mr. Fish looked at, Smith with pro
found amazement," added Mr. Coon,
"but his views of the value of the services
of trained uewspaiier writers probably
soon afterward underwent a change."
New York Star.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT.
"If I was to live my life over again,"
said an American defaulter as he cocked
his feet in the office of a Montreal hotel,
"I'd be a lawyer instead of a cashier."
"For why?" was asked.
"Well, I embezzled $7,000 and am an
outlaw and an outcast. My brother-in-law,
who is a lawyer, 'managed' an es
tate so that it put him $48,000 ahead, and
they have just elected him mayor of the
town and got him to join the church. 1
advise young men to think of these
things." Wall Street News.
"Say, Matilda, have you tasted the
new tea that Gilliert & Patterson have
just got into their store?" "No. Is it
good?" "Good I Well, I should just say
so. I shall never buy anything else, and
I only wonder I did not know it before.
Why, its flavor is delicious, and a cup of
it does me more good when 1 am tired
out than any tea I ever drank before."
"I must get some of it. What isit called ?'
" 'Epicure Tea.' Mind, you can only gel
it in Perfection Tea cans." tf.
A good quality of No. 2 castor oil for wagon
grease, at two bits a plut, for sale, at 1. W.
jlutthews' drug store. lwd
FIRST QUARRELS.
Young married people are often told to
beware of the first quarrels, avdof break
ing "the silver line, so fine, so fine."
They accordingly make brave resolves to
keep n the lookout for great storms, and
to be prepared for them. But alas 1 the
first storm comes in such a strange and
unsuspected way, and takes them at such
an inconvenient timet This is illustrated
by the following little scene from an old
magazine:
A young couple had passed the first
few weeks of their marriage at the house
of a friend. Having at length occupied
their new home, they were taking their
tirst breakiast, when the following scene
tO;k place :
flie young husband was innocently
opening a boiled egg in an egg cup. The
bride observed that he was breaking the
shell at what she thought was the wrong
end.
How strange it looks," said she. "to
see you break your egg at the small end,
my dear, jno one else does eo, and it
looks so odd."
"Oh, 1 think it is quite as coo J., in fact
better, than breaking it at the large end,
my love, tor when the large end is opened
the egg runs over the top," replied the
husband.
"But it looks very odd when no one
else does so," rejoined the wife.
" W ell, now, I really do think it is not
a nice way you have of eating an egg.
Th:it dipping of strips of bread and but
ter into an egg certainly is not tidy. But
I do not object to your doing as you
please if you will let me break my egg at
the small end," retorted he.
"lam sure my way is not so bad as
eating fruit pie with a knife, as you do,
instead of using a fork : and you alwavs
eat the syrup as if you were not ac
customed to have such things. You
really do not see how bad it looks, or I
am sure you would not do so," added the
wife.
"The syrup is made to be eaten with
the pie, and why should I send it away
in the plate ?" asked he.
"2o well-bred persons clear up their
plates as if they were starved," said the
young bride, with a contemptuous toss of
her pretty head.
" well, then, I am not a well-bred per
son," replied thehusban 1 angrily.
".But you must be it we are to live
comfortably together," was the sharp an
swer.
"Well, I must break my egg at the
small end, so it does not signify ; and I
must also eat the syrup."
"Then I will not bave either eggs or
fruit pie at the table."
"But I will have them," he petulantly
exclaimed.
"Then I wish I had not been married
to you," cried the young wife, bursting
into tears.
"And bo do I," added the now incensed
husband, as he arose and walked out of
the room.
This domestic quarrel was followed by
others equally trying in their origin and
disgraceful in their character, until the
silly couple made themselves so dis
agreeable to each other that their home
became unbearable and they separated.
Philadelphia Press.
THE BRIDGE.
Polk County Appropriates 85,000
The Pile-Driver in Sight---Work
to Begin.
On Thursday the Polk county court,
sitting in its regular term, appropriated
the sum of $5,000 to the bridge across
the Willamette river at Salem. This
sum is to be paid upon the completion
of the bridge, and after it is accepted by
the city, upon the certificate of the mayor
of the city. It is to be paid to the city of
Salem.
By this action the Polk county court
has redeemed itself in the estimation of
nearly every intelligent citizen of both
Marion and Polk counties. Whatever
strictures may have been made before
on the integrity or intelligence of the gen
tlemen of the court will now be cheerfully
withdrawn, and the Statesman, which
said some harsh things upon misinfor
mation and in the haste of the moment,
wisnes to De one 01 tne nrst to acknow
ledge its mistake. It was mistaken in
the spirit of fairness and intelligence of
these gentlemen, and feels no Qualms of
conscience in most humbly begging their
paraon, as it will always be found ready
and willing to do when it finds itself in
the wrong.
This action of the court lifts a burden
from the shoulders of a few of Polk
county's citizens who assumed the re
sponsibility and guaranteed to the city
that the sum of $5,000 would be raised
in Polk county.
DISiTKFfcS AH'KK EATING.
Will not be experienc- l if a half tenspoonful
of Simmons l.iver Reeuhtor is taken, (iood
as a glass of wine after a lieuty meal to ensure
good digestion, and is so used by many, llocs
not uausewteor irritate the stomach, and, un
like any oilier medicine, when its u.se is discon
tinued, tnesyttem is not left ennstip itcii.
Cirree'.. "Why don't you trade with im-?'
s:;id a rlose-fis-.ed tradesman to a fannor. the
other d-iy. "necauso," was trie characteristic
reply, "you have never asked me to. I luve
jitoki'-d all through the p ipers for an invitation
ui uie snniie in au advertisement, but lu vum.
I never go where I am not invited, sir." Ex. 1
t Iodine Out Win. Staieer. bovine ergaced
in other business, announces to the public that
iic iuusi i-iuse uui uis ui! uie ousiness at once.
h is assortment is targe anil complete, and w is
not gotten up with a view of dosing it out at
a discount; therefore, all intere-.ted should
avail themselves of this opportunity to secure
oai-guiii. rirst come, nrsi bervea. aw
The most deadly foe to all malarial diseases
is Ayer's Ague Cure, a combination of vegetable
ingredients, of which the moat valuable Is used
in no other preparation. This remeny is an ab
solute specine, fititi succecus when other rente.
dies Ian. warranted.
CLKOPATKA UKANK PKAKLK
In her w ine, and captivated Oicsar with her
beauty and magnificence. But pearls in the
mouth are better, a nd our modern beauties ttiav
have these if they faithfully iise.Siw dont every
u-i.j, nun--nJiivnw; nil uy siuipiy suuilllg bosnow
iniitr pretty wnuc teem.
for nil forms of nasal catarrh where there is
dryness 01 the air passage with what is com
monly "stuffing up," especially when going to
bed. Ely' Cream liaim gives perfect and im
mediate relief. Its beutirit to me has been price-
jess. a. vt. iyiin&e, in. v., aiiuwoou, Kansas.
I'KVER AND AGl'K.
C. Vreeland. Hackennack. N. J.. Feb. .'.'. Isim
writes that he has letn troubled with fpi-pr nM
ague, for over two years. Quinine would not
cure him, though taken lu very large doses.
B tBking five Brandreth's Dill a niht for two
weeks he was restored to perfect health.
ON THE ROAD TO HEALTH,
The reiovery of dlgestlou, and the resump
tion of activity by the liver, bowelsand kidneys
are milestones which maik our progress on the
road to health. They speedily become percep
tible when Hostetter's Stomach Hitters is uteri
by the Invalid. Nothing so purely and expedt
tiounly consumes the di tance to the de-tired
goal. As no bodily function can suffer inter
ruption without impairing the general health
of the system, so the system can never acquire
perfect vfgur, health') fynonym, until that
junction be actually resumed. Take, for in
stance, digestion, a suspension of which 1- inva
riably rectified bv the Bitti;rs. If the organs uo-
on which it develops grow weak, hilioupneMi,
constipation, headache, poverty of the blood,
and a. hundred other symptoms supervene
which indicate unin stak iblv the baneful -rou
eral infiuenceof dyspepsia. "I'hedliappearanee
of all thexe symptomi through the use oltlic
Hitters, ssow wun what itioro ignuef it re
moves their cause.
ADVICE TO M0TIfFR8.
Are yon disturbed at night and broken of yeni
rest by a sick child suffering and crying with
pain of cutting teeth? if so, send at once and
get a bottle of the Winslo-' Soothing Syrup for
Children'! Teething. Its value la Incalculable
It will relieve the poor little sufferer lmmedi?
ately. Depend upon It, mothers, there la no
mistake abont It It cures dluentery and diarr
hoea, regulates the stomach and bowels, curet
wind colic, softens the gums, reduces lnflama
tlon, and gives tone and energy tp the whole
system. Mm. Wlnslow's Soothing Byrop for
Children's Teething is pleasant to the taste, and
Is the prescription of one of the oldest and best
female nnrses and physicians In the United
State, and is for sale by ail druggists through
the World. Price 76 cents a bottle.
IUKB FOR P1LK8.
Piles arc frequently preceded by a sense of
weight In the back, loius and lower pai t of the
abdomen, causing the pitient to suppose he has
some affection of the kidneys or neighboring
organs. At times symptoms of Indigestion are
present, flatulency, uneasiness of the stomach,
etc. A moisture, like perspiration, producing
a very disagreeable itching, after getting warm,
is common attendant. Blind, hleerline and
itching piles yield at once to the application, of
ir. iKiiisHiiKo s rue rxemeay, wnicnacts aueet
ly upon the parts effected, aborbing the tumors,
allaying the intense itching, and effecting a per
manent cure. Price M cents. Address, the Dr.
Bosanko Medicine Co., Piuua, O. Sold by Geo.
E. Good.
NERVOUS DEBILITATED MEN.
You are allowed a free trial of thirty day s of
tnense oi ur. iye s ue euratea voltaic Beit
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voub debility, loss of vitality and manhood,
and all kindred troubles. Also, for many other
diseases. Complete restoration to health, vigor
ana maunooa guarameea. mo risk 18 incurred
Illustrated pamphlet, with i'jII information.
terms, etc., mailed free by addressing Voltaic
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Nothing Like It,
No medicine has ever been known so effect
ual for the cure of all those diseases arising
from an Impure condition of the blood as sco
vill's Sarsaparilla, or Blood and Liver Syrup,
tne aniversat remeay ior (tie cure of scrofula,
white swellings, rheurna ism. pimples, blotch
es, eruptions, boils, cancers, and all kindred
diseases. There is no better means of securing
a beautiful complexion than by using ScovlU's
8arsaparllla, or Blood and Liver Hyrup, which
cleanses the blood and gives permanent beauty
w me saiu.
KEYNOTE TO HEALTH.
Health la wealth. Wealth means Iniicnen
dence. The keynote is D. Bosanko's Cough and
iuug oyrup, me Desi i;ougn syrup in tne wonu
Cures coughs, colds, pains in the chest, brun
Chitis and primary consumption. One dose
reieves in every case. Tckeuo other. Price 50
cents and fl. Simple true. Bold by Ueo. E
tiooa.
THE RAREST OF COMBINATION'S.
Trnedellcacv of flavor with true erfinacv of
action nas teen attained in trie lamous Califor
nia liquid fruit remedy, Syrup of Fi(ri. Its
pleasant taste ana penencai cnects nave ren
dered it immensely popular. or sale by Geo.
Capital hose team Will mwt this nftprnnnn nt
i p. m.. dv order ol r. A. Howar.l. second Assist
ant ioreman.
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Private Dispensary,
Cendticted by qualified physi
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vcT!rr 18" iH tne United States, whosw
X'?L lifk lono experience, perfect
.'SL method and pure medicine, ln-
cubss of all Private, Chronic,
and Nervous Diseases, Affec
tions of the Blood, Skin, Kid
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Old Sores, S4KI.UN8 ef
the Glands, Sore Mouth, Throat
and Hone Pains, permanently
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NERVOUSiES
seminal losses, sexual decay,
mental and physical weakness,
failing memory, weak eyea,
stunted development, impedi
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any cause, speedily, safely an&
privately cured.
Tonne, Mlridleaged and Old Me
-ind ai.i. who need ManicAL skill and exTierJ-
euce should consult the old European Physlcia
at once. His opinion costs nothing and may
save future misery and ahame. When incoik -venient
to visit the city for treatment, medicneo
can be sent anywhere by express rE from
ohservation. It is self-e videut that a physician
who gives his whiili attention to a class of dis
eases attains greater skill, ana pnysician
throughout the country, knowing this, frequent
ly recommend aimcuit cases 10 uituLiiisTiriv
ialist, by whom every known good remedy
used. The Doctor's Age and Experience maka
his opinion of supreme importance.
tW Those who call see no one but the Dotv
lor. Consultations free, and sacredly confv
iental. Cases which have failed in obtaining
relief elsewhere especially solicited. Female
diseases successfully treated. The Doctor wtli
agree to forfeit $1000 for a case undertaken,
not cured. Call or write. Hours: Daily, front
9 a. m. to 4 p. m., 6 to 8 evenings; Sundays, !
10 a only, sena rortne oaiiaihiti- vjvium iv
Health", bint free. Address as aboue.
tWf The services of the celebrated old Sea
man Physician, DK. O. GIRARD, from Strane
burg, have been secured at the LIE BIG DIS
PENSARY. His fame as aspeciallst for disease
of men is universally known, and hundredsar
daily availing themselves of the opportunity ot .
free consultation, personally or by letter, In all
languages.
DR. LIEBIG'S
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Permanently prevents all Ud natural Lossew
from the system, tones the nerves, strengthen
the muscles, checks the waste, invigorates the
whole system, and restores the afflicted to Healtfc
ind Happiness.
Jr" The reason so many cannot get cared of
Seminal 'Weakness, Loss of Manhood, etc, la
owing to a jomplication, called PROSTATOR
RHEA with HT7ERAETHESI A, which requires
peculiar treatment. Dr. Liegig'a Invigorator la
the only positive enre ior kOSTATORRHEA,
with peculiar Special Treatment, used at thai
LIEBIO DISPENSARY.
VARICOCELE. v
Or wormy veins of the scrotum. Often the n
suspected cause of lost manhood, debility, eta.
Price of Invigrorator, $3. Case of six bot
tles (10. Bent to any address, covered securly
from observation.
Most powerful electric belts free to patients.
To Prove the Wonderful Power of the IM
VIGORATOR, A t Battle Given or Sent Free.
Consultation free and private.
Call on or address
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400 Geary at. San FrauclsCd
Private Entrance, 406 Mason street, four blocce
up Geary street from Kearny Main entrance
through Dispensary Drug Store fel
The Best is The
F. D. McDowell
aTJST" Deals only in the uest goods in his line
cousisting of watches, clocks, diamonds, solid
silverware. Jewelry, spectacles, aud silver plat
ed ware. Insilverplated ware we have a better
article than can be had elsewhere in the city
Call aud see it.
We are selling the genuine Rogers Bros,
spoons, forks, and knives, at the following:
prices per set:
147 No. XII Table Spoons 3 Nk. .
Table Forks, $3 50.
" TeaSponus, $1 75.
1847 Medium Knives $2 50.
The Roger Kroa. goods are good, hut we have?
something far better.
Mr. McDowell will attend personally to all hi
customers' wants and is pleased at any time to
have you call and examine his wares.
No Second Hani Goods
Kept in stock.
All goods warranted to be as represented.
Very respectfully,
p. d. Mcdowell,
34 1 Commercial street, Salem, Oregonk
Retween John Wright's and the postotfice.
lyr&rHULiifii
r jxsi FamBls Complaints. A Great Kidney
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registered, f0 cents; circulars free. Ely Bros.,
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.; yym
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