TJ1K (JUKGON STATKSMAN' 1UIDAY MAY 14. 188(3
"lKM'I)HEUlN(i TIM."
An lritUi pajr of recent Jute contains
the testimony in the cuho of Timothy
OT'rion, w ho was Kucd by a Mum Keys
for not coinplvini; with his promise.
Tlio (lefemlunt having testified iu hi
own behalf, watt croHH-oxiimiiu'd by Mr.
Murphy, the attorney for the plaintiff:
'What took you to Cork?"
"Only to see my cousin, John P.rad
hIiuvc, but I knew the way from that to
Miss Keys' very well. 1 went to the
house Intending to ask her to marry imp,
and BjK)ke of the. fL'ih). I said to her, 'I
wish you were Mrs. O'Hrien.' (Laugh
ter.) Sh said hhe had no objection ;
and I said if she got the 100 it would
tie ull riu'ht, and 1 would not retract my
word. Laughter. I am worth about
2(HI a yeur. My house cost me 1,0(10."
The Court When were you first mar
ried '!
"Inl"-IH. lionrs of laughter I mean
1S4S."
Mr. Murphy lid you kiss Miss Keys?
"Well, 1 did laughter, and she kissed
me. Laughter. When I ktssQd her
1 said I hoju'd 1 kissed my wife. I-audi-ter.)
ltnt I kissed her on condition of
jjettinRthe X'JiiO. Laughter. The day
after the races, when I kissed her I said
I would no. Sho commanded me to ftay,
and I said I would lie commanded by
her laughU'r a he wan to be my wife.
Next morning she threw herself into my
arms and kissed rue." Laughter.
"Weren't you culled lHsludherin
Tim'."" Laughter.
"I don't know. It isn't -every one I'd
ask to lean on me." Uenewed laugh
ter. "lid von guv, 'Lean ou me, vou have
'(!), no. LaughU-r. I never would
have broken off the mutch if I had got
thB X-iKi. 1 did regret that the match
was broken off. I bucame indignant, and
I determined to break it off, as i felt in
Hulted at 1'atherO'Kenncdy saying 1 only
wanted tiie money. 1 would" have lor
piven her, even after that, as I was still
fond of her. The want of the C.".) and
the insult caused me to break of the
match."
"Iidyou ever hear that the love of
money is the root of all evil?"
'Yes."
"Where does it occur?"
"I don't know." l-ond laughter.
"Well, in the Ljiistle that I'aul wrote
to votir iiuuieftake, Timothy." Laugh
ter. jH'fendant Yes, ami be said that there
are jieople going in to bouses leading
captive silly woin.-n. Uoura of laughter.
-Mr. Murphy That's what you did,
Timothy. ; Laughter.
The jury, after a short deliberation,
form 1 lor the plaiutitf CM).
TF.NNYSUVS LATEST.
On Tuesday, May -itli, in Ltmdun,
Quwu Victoria formally 0n:ned the col
onial exhibition. A prominent feature or
the opening ceremonies was an ode cotn
iKs'd for the occasion by Tennyson.
This was maamiieetitly rendered by a
vast choir of carefully selected voices.
The ode was sung just previous to the
l'.ieen'n formal declaration that the ex
hibition was open. Tbet! ".iptlonof the
ode was evidently :omj--u with a view
of stimulating international fraternity
Ix'Uveen the two great Knglish-spfaking
nations, and is in the following words:
Britain fought her sons of yore;
1'ritain faiiei-t ; and nevermore
Careless of cur growing kin
Miall we sin our ia;!ier s sin.
Men that in a narrower day,
I'npropbetic rib-rs, they,
Drove from o .1 the mother's nest,
That young eagle of the west,
To forage for herself alone ;
Britons, hold hour own !
The last part of the ode. which is in
four portions, makes the following signi
ficant allusion to the present crisis in Brit
ish polities :
Hhall we not through k'ood and ill,
Cleave to one another still?
Britain's rnyraid voices call,
;ms, le. wel' ted each and ah,
Into one imierial whole;
One with Britain, heart and soul
One life, one flag, one fleet, -one
throne ;
Britons, hold your own,
And (j'x! guard all.
The qwen was much affected by the
fsiiK'ing oi the ode. She smiled and
nod led approval over each patriotic Sen
timent rendered, and was fairly radiant
with pleasure when the vast audience
caught up the doet's spirit and vented
their joy in deafening thunders of ap
jdausc. OUT OF id! K ASHES.
Columbia (S. C.) has literally emerged
from the ashes in which it was left at
the close of the late war, and is fast as
suming rank as a manufacturing city.
The most gratifying feature of the city's
growth in that direction is the diversity
of its industries. There are now in op
eration in Columbia, of the larger estab
lishments, two cotton-seed oil mills, both
id which alno manufacture fertilizers, a
fertilizer factory, bentwood factory, ice
factory, an extensive foundry and machine
shops, and variocs other smaller enter
jirises. These and the railroad ear shops
j;ive employment to a large number of
eople. In aldition, another large fac
tory, and a sash, blind, and builders' ma
terial establishment will shortly be put
in operation.
VAIN KEGKETS.
Little Johnn Fizzletop was busily en
fcrtged in a life and death struggle with
his lessons. He paused in his lubors and
li-aved a heavy sigh.
"What's the matter, Johnny ?" asked
liiri mother.
i "I was just thinking how nice it would
1j if 1 had been born during the Dark
Ages."
f "What good would that have done
you?"
"Heaps. I was reading yesterday that
education was very much neglected dur
ing the Dark Ages. If 1 had been
born then I wouldn't have to learn this
jografy lesson." Texas Sittings.
W. K. l'rivett, of Jefferson, candidate
for county clerk on the democratic tick
et, was in the city yesterday.
Gov. Moody went to The Dalles yesterday.
KNCdl'llAUEl) TUK SCKEKX MAX.
He had a sample fly screen under his
arm, and he turned aside and entered a
little shoe shop on Iu'nyette street east.
"I was werry busy to-day," said the
cobbler, as ho looked up.
"Y-e-s, 1 suppose so, and so are the.
Hies," was the reply. ".My friend, have
you given any thought to the momentous
i query: .--hall I Keep tho Mies Out or In
This Summer?' "
"I haf to get dis boot done in half an
hour."
"Exactly, and I don't projose to hin
der you. I am taking orders for fly
screens. You K-g, peg awav, while we
talk, talk fly-screens."
"I doan' vant some."
"That is to say, you propose to sit in
this shop all summer and encourage the
visit of winged insects. Io you know
how iu neb time a man loses in four
months striking at flies?"
"I doan figure oop on him."
"Of course you don't, but I have. You
will lose j'ist two days in every month.
"That's eight days thrown away, and not
a fly killed. Now, then "
"I don't vhant some fly screens."
"That is, you think you don't. How
many cubic feet of air do you think comes
through thut door in four months?"
"Maype six."
"May bo millions? How much dust
do you suppose accompanies that air?"
"I vhas werry busy."
"Exactly, but more than two bushels
of dust enter this shop by way of that
door, and you inhale at least half of it.
How many microbes, accotnpay the dust?"
"I'is shop vhas under mortgage, vou
we?"
"That's all right, but for ten hours a
day you inhale 100 cholera microbes an
hour."
"'ml mapal nioof avhv to Chicago in
.Tune."
"Suppose you do. A fiy-screen door is
portable property. There are tiies and
dust and micro! os in Chicago as well as
letro;t. Io vou want to die of cholera?"
"If 1 die it 'vhas all right. If I live I
haf to work all der time;. I vhas a great
hundt to lie alone in my shop."
"Certainly you are, but the question
remains: Shall tlies light on you or not?
1 will make you a dixir "
"I vhas werry busy."
"Iton't doubt it, but you owe something
to yourself. Two dollars and a half will
buy the door complete, and 1 want totell
you that our "
rreat 1 leafens ! I vhas busy ! I "doan'
vhaut some doors I don't vhant some
fly-screens!"
"You don't! If you don't want a door
why did you encourage me? Why did
you take a quarter of an hour of my valu
able time? l'o you mipixie 1 can Ftop
mid figure cubic feet of air, bushels of
dust and numbers of microbes to gratify
idle curiosity?"
"I like you to go avhay ?"
"Well, I'll go. Why didn't you say so
at first? What have I done to you that
you should want to injure me by robbing
me of my time? Your conduct is out
rageous, sir grossly outrageous!"
The shoemaker jumped and locked the
door as sonii as the man was out. For a
moment they glared at each other through
the -lusty glass, and then the fly-screen
man said :
"It's a shameful case, and I'll keep an
eye on you! It is just such trifling con
duct as yours, sir, which has brought this
country" to where it is. Why didn't you
tell me when I came in that you didn't
want a flv-wreen door?"
BREATH CATCHING HUE.
I have thought it right, to put on record
the following case, as seems to me to be
one of some rarity and to have some im
portance from a medico-legal point of
view. I cannot do better than give the
facts in the words of the patient himself,
who communicated them to me by letter.
He writes as follow s :
"A rather strange thing happened to
m self a week ago. For a month or so I
was troubled very much with foul
eructations. I had no pain, but the smell
of tiie gua which came trom my stomadi
was disagreeable, to myself and all who
hannened to be in the room. About a
wcels ago, us I said, I got up in the morn-
ling and lighted a m,:tcn to see the tune.
I and when I nut the match near mv mouth
my lireatn caught lire ami gave a ton I
craciv iikc the repor: ol a pisioi. i nunieu
my lips ussd they are sti!l a little sore. I
got a terrible surprise and so did my
wife, for the report awakened tier.
from the above occurrence it woum ap
pear that the conditions known as "hali
tosis," or diseased breath, is not only a
source of misery to the sufferer and those
compelled to associate with him, but
may, under Wrtain circumstances, be
come a condition of danger to the unfor
tunate possessor of it. In the present
instance the gaseous results ot the im
perfectly digested food had their atoms
of carbon and hydrogen so arranged as to
lve rise to the presence of carbureted
hydrogen, the inflammable and explosive
qualities of which came into play when
mixed with due proportion ot atrnos-
iheric air in presence of the ungarded
ight of the burning mutch. I may add
that the patient to w hom the accident
happened is a most intelligent and ob
servant man, and that the diet 1 pro
scribe for the indigestion from which he
suffers from time to time has alcohol ex-
hided from it, and I know that my in-
strctions in that respect are acted upon.
Dr. Beatson, in British Medical
Journal.
THEATRICALS IN TEXAS.
Some Austin amateurs gave a er
formance of "Hamlet" one day recently,
(jus do Smith was Hamlet. The day
after the performance Kosciusko Mur
phy met ( lus and asked :
"How did the performance come off
last night?"
"Everything did well except old Judge
Pennybunker. ITI-be dog-goned if he
goes on the stago with me any more. I'll
take him and tie him on the railroad
track and let the cars run over him be
fore he shall play Ghost to my Hamlet
anv more."
"Was he the Ghost?"
"Yes, and the blooming old idiot
stalked across the stage with his spec
tacles on. You bet he made a circus of
the wholeshow. If ever there was a
melancholy Dane I was one. I haven't
gotover.it. And the old graven image
savs he put on his specs to add to the
solemnity of the scene."
RAILHOAD Cl'IlYES.
" Y'ou may live till the yellow dog fades
from history," said the conductor of the
limited express the other night as the
train hummed along through Laurel,
"but you'll never see a straight railroad
down a steep grade."
The curious passenger, with the wart
on his nose, rolled up his eyes in aston
ishment. "My dear fellow," lie exclaim
ed, staring at the conductor, "1 do not
understand what is to prevent a train
from running straight down hill."
"Just this," continued the conductor,
"curves are necessary on a heavy grade.
Passengers are sometimes struck with
the great number of curves on the road
while it is up among the hills. They im
agine the curves are merely necessary
liecauso the road w inds around the hills.
This is only partly true. If the railroad
were to cross directly at heavy grade it
would still be necessary to have the
curves. No train can go at a high rate
of sjieud down a heavy grade on a straight
track with safety. The explanation is
simple. The tendency of any heavy
IkxIv like a train is to move in a straight
line", and the attraction of gravitation is
not sufficient to overcome the tendency
to shoot off where great speed or mo
mentum has been attained. Hence, a
train flying down a straight track on the
hillside instead of keeping to the track
would shoot off on a tangent into space.
"The curve," continued the wise man
in the blue uniform, "is one of the great
est safeguards in mountain engineering.
This is particularly noticeable in the
case of a freight track. It very frequent
ly happens that an engine, drawing a
heavy freight train, cannot stick close
enough to the track when going down a
heavy grade to control her speed. An
engine going down hill is really more
helpless than the same engine going up
hill. That is, she can pull a greater
weight up the hill than she can hold
hack in going down the hill. It is a very
common experience with engineers of
freight engines to have their trains liter
ally jiusli them down heavy grades at a
high rate of speed. In such instances
every curve is so much salvation at the
right time. The curve retards tiie speed
and enables the wheels of the flying train
to get a firmer 'purchase' on the track.
Kailroading in the hills would be very
dangerous were it not for the curves
sprinkled along at frequent intervals.
"On some railroads it is the custom to
disconnect the lever from the driving
rods '.'. lien a passenger train is descend
ing a heavy grade that extends for many
miles. Tiie train is managed altogether
By her air-brakes. Every curve acts as a
brake on the speed, and in this way the
train can s-'.vi.-ig along for hours without
attaining a too reckless speed, with the
aid of the i;ir-brakes."
Just then the train went around a
curve and the curious passenger was
thrown to one side of tiie seat.
"it's a wonder to me," he gasied,
"that these measly express trains don't
fly off the track in going around these
heavv curves.
"Well, sir," said the conductor," I've
bjen railroading for twenty-five years
and I never yet knew or heard of a train
iumiiing the track on a curve. There
isn't the slightest danger on a graded
curve and hardly any on a flat curve.
Look at this curve at the Keiav House.
I've never heard of a single case of a
train jumping the track here, anil vet the
limited express trains frequently slip
over at the rate of from forty to fifty
miles an hour. So perfect is the curve
that the motion of the train is as smooth
as though the rails were of glass." Ex
change. BOSTON MAX NEKS.
It is the little courtesies of every-day
life no matter where (need it lie only at
home?), in the streets, the cars, the
churches, the shops, that make a pco
pie delightful and leave an impress on
the stranger. Tiiey say of the I'ostoni
iins that there is something about the
east wind that demonstrates itself in
th'-ir exterior, and an American lady who
hi 1 lived many years in the south of
France, upon receiving a call from a Bos
tonian, wrote : " The moment he entered
I felt the old Boston east wind in his
manner, hut after a while it, wore off and
be hccviine if.jitc genial." This manner
strengthened ami vulgarized becomes the
typical one ofjour Boston streets. Bos
ton Transcript.
W?iY BOBBY WAS ITT TO BED,
"What do you want to idt up longer
for, Bobby?" asked his father, impatient
ly; "it's after 7 o'clock."
"I want to think," said Bobby.
"Well, you can stay up just twenty
minutes more on condition that you stop
asking foolUh questions."
Bobby readily complied with this con
dition, and fell to thinking."
Then he fell off his chair.
"Pa," he said briskly, as he gained an
upright position, "if Jesus is Cod's Hon,
how is it they have got different names?"
Five minutes later Bobby was between
the sheets.
PROHIBITION IN IMI0DE ISLAND.
A prohibition amendment totrle Uhode
Island constitution has been adopted,
and now that little state is placed
in line with Maine Kansas and Iowa.
It is expected by tin; iwioue islanders
that the amendment will be enforced,
even if a picket fence must be built all
round the state. Acconmig to well-authenticated
statements prohibition has
proven a failure in Iowa and Kansas, and
has always been a failure iu Maine; the
eyes of the world will therefore be turned
on Uhode Island to see if the size of the
territory to be covered has any influence
in affecting the result.
CILYULKS Bl'LLKir.S JtKTOIiT.
Henry Taylor was full of ulories, nome
of which may not have appeared pre
viously in print. Many of them related
to Charles Utiller. On one occasion an
excited member of parliament jostled
IiuUer in the lobby, saying, "1 beg your
pardon, I was hurrying to hear
speak." "He has spoken." "Did lie
speak well? He's my cousin." "My
dear sir, he couldn't have spoken worse
if he'd been your brother."
W I LLA M ETTE V X I V KllSIT V.
New s Notes Cotieerniiiir the Teachers,
Student., ami Friends of this
Institution of Learning-.
The ministers and all other visitors are
welcome at the university at any time.
The societies will have their reunion
as usual on Friday night precediing com
mencement week.
Rev. J. W. Webb conducted chapel on
Tuesday. He was called upon for a
speech, hut declined with a word of cun
gratulation. The rhetorical exercises in chapel this
week consisted of declamations and es
says by the following persons: Miss
Nellie Boise, Miss laura (ioltra, Miss
Arolia Royal, William Hetzler and
John Jensen. Each did well.
The first graduating exercises of the
law department will take place this vear.
Judge Ramsey, the dean, will deliver the
address, an oration will lie spoken by the
graduate, and music and other exercises
will make up a fine programme. It will
take place on Saturday evening, June 12.
Mrs. Ella Whipple, nee Miss Harring
ton, has just arrived from Illinois, and is
the guest of her parents, at the Woman's
college, Dr. and Mrs. Harrington. Mrs.
W hippie will remain during the summer,
and will probablv make Salem a home.
This will be decided when her husband
arrives, later in the season.
The college classes will bo sorry to
miss Maggie Oiesndorfer, who went
home to Albany on Thursday to rest up.
Her school work has taxerl her too se
verely for some months. It is hoped she
may be able to resume work after a week
or two. Her brother and another gen
tleman from Albany, came down on
Wednesday to see about entering the
university next year.
Tho literary societies have secured the
services of Rev. A. L. Lindsev, 1). D.. of
Portland, to lecture for them on Monday
night of commencement week. The
societies are to be congratulated on their
good judgment in selecting a speaker to
represent them. Dr. Lindsey is one of
the ablest divines on. the coast and his
lecture will add greatly to the success of
forty-second anniversary' of this institu
tion. The exercises ttria year promise
to be unusually good.
W. T. Van Scoy, principal of Turner
school, and who was a junior in the col
lege of liberal arts of the university a
year or two ago, has been offered "the
principalship of Drain academy and nor
mal school, at a good salary. It is prob
able ho will not accept, since he has
agreed with ttie directors of Turner school
to teach another year on increased pay.
He also desires to complete his studies in
the university and receive a degree, be
fore leaving for distant parts.
John B. Waldo for supreme judge, class
'till; N. L. Butler for congress, class '(ji;
M. T. Crawford, legislature, class '70: C.
A. Johns for prosecuting attorney, class
'78; M. (i. Royal for state senator, class
'74; T. C. Jory and ( ieorge A. Peebles
for school superintendent, class '77; E.
II. Belknap for legislature, class '84; are
some of the prominent candidates for
ollice in this state among the alumni.
The sons of Willamette are justly an hon
or to their alma mater.
THE ORIGIN OF BRICKS.
Next, let us consider a very simple ar
ticle, which most people would hardly
deem worthy of notice as an invention,
and yet which occupies a most important
place in the history of the human race.
I allude to bricks. Whoever first pressed
clay into the form of a parallelogram,
and dried it in the sun, was a genius.
It looks simple enough now. One might
say, "A child would think of that" ; but
many generations of men lived and died
on the face of the globe without thinking
of it. Consider the millions of millions
of bricks composing our dwellings and
factories and churches; think of the in
estimable benefits conferred upon man
kind by this simple invention and of the
load of gratitude due to the memory
of the great discoverer. But again the
question arises, Who was lie? Where
did he live and in what age of the world ?
Alas! there is no answer to theso ques
tions: silence covers up tus history. I.et
us hope that he lived long enough uiler
his invention to build himself a comforta
ble brick dwelling in which to end his
useful life. May we not hope that in
some other sphere he is reaping the re
ward of his inestimable gift to his fellow
creatures. W bile he has passed away
from the world dust to dust, ashes to
ashes the benefits of his invention will
continue as long as the world lasts, and
all generations should call him blessed.
Let us, as soon as the Grant monument
fund is completed, open a new subscrip
tion, to raise a brick column whose head
"shall reach even into heaven," in honor
of the great benefactor. Outing.
"Say, Matildu, liavo you tasted the
new tea that Gilbert & I'atternon have
just jjot into their Ktore?" "No. Is it
gixil?" "Good! Well, I should just say
fo. I shall never buy anything else, and
I only wonder 1 did not know it before.
Why, its llavor is delicious, ami a cup oi
it does me more jjood when 1 am tired
out than any tea I ever drank before."
"I niiist ff.'t sonieof it. What isit called'."
" 'Kjncure Tea.' Mind, you can only get
it in reri'eetiou Tea cans." tf.
To thk Ladies. .Mrs. M. E. Smith
has just received a new stock of millinery
"ooils, and is now iu a position to suit all
the Indies in point of quality or price.
She has no rents to pay, and "jives her
customers the benelit of this advantage
in price, tier place ot misiness is m
Kast tSalem, on Marion street, between
Winter and Summer. dw.
Ci.osixo Oct. Wm. Staler, having
engaeo in oilier uusmoss, announces io
the public that be must close out his
marble business at once, liisassortinent
is larre and complete, and was not gotten
up with a view ot'closinjr it out at a dis
count, therefore, all interested should
avail themselves of this opportunity to
secure a bargain. First come, first
served. dw tf.
Wai.i. Pai-kus. If you want wall paper,
of the most varied and artistic designs,
at prices that tell their own tale, no to the
Variety Store, Commercial street. A
large stock to select from. tf
Use Oregon Blood Purifier and be cured.
HOW HE FOE XI) A MINE.
Some of tho best mines known have
been discovered, as before remarked,
merely by accident, while others again
are the result of years of toil and labor.
Then others again have been run across
when the lucky individual whom fortune
favored was thinking of any thing but
falling into a gold mine. John Ouiney
Adams, a namesake of tho great John
Q., struck a rich mino somewhere down
in New Mexico in this way:
While prospecting he found his hav
ersack on fire, his prospector's glass hav
ing focussed the sun's rays upon it. As
the haversack contained about a dozen
iKMnds of powder, he dropied it and got
out of tho way with a rush. It fell into
a crevice and a large mass of rock was
thrown up, Adams returned, mournfully,
to gather up w hat might be loft of his
effects, ami found an exceedingly rich
vein of ore which the explosion had ex
posed to view. 1 le sold a third interest
in his lind for iflti.OOO, and very consis
tently named tho mine "The Nick of
Time."
COMlirrTEESSAlTOINTED.
A special meeting of the democratic
club w as held at the Chemekete hotel
parlars last evening. Tho following com
mittees were appointed to receive the
democratic nominees for state offices,
next Wednesday evening.
Committee on Order of the Day T. A.
Howard, Dan Frv, E. Ilerren, Joe- Cava
naugh, and Chas. Belt.g
Committee on Music Win. Dugan,
Dan W. Bass, F. S. Dearborn, Fred
Kelly, Dave Cooley.
Committee on Finance W. G. Westa
cott, K. J. Humason, S. R. Forster, A.
II. Wright, J. A. Dickey.
Committee on I lacks Wm. Chambers,
P. S. McDonald, J. Du Bois, B. Millsap,
John Testes.;
Committee on Bon Fire Ben Taylor,
Beamen, Ed. Pngh, L. Laughead, Frank
Waters, W. S. Newton.
Adjourned to meet at Chemekete hotel
next Monday night at 8 p. m., w hen a
full attendance is desired.
Dan. Bass, N. B. Haydiw,
Secretary. President.
ADVICE TO MOTHERS.
Are you disturbed at night aad brevken of your
rest by a sick child suffering and crying with
pain of cutting teeth? if so, send at once and
got a bottle of the Winslow's Soothing Syrup for
Children's Teething. Its value is incalculable
It will relieve the poor little sufferor immedi
ately. Depend upon it, mothers, there is no
mistake about it. It cures disentery and diarr
hoea, regulates the stomach and bowels, cures
wind colic, softens the gums, reduces Inflama
tion, and gives tone and energy tp the whole
system. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for
Children's Teething is pleasant to the taste, and
is the prescription of one of the oldest and best
female nurses and physicians in the United
States, and is for sale by all druegists through
tlie World. Price 23 cents a bottle.
STAIiT TO THIS TRAIN OH 110 AT
In good'season, and don't forget to take with
you llostetter's Stomach Bitters, which will re
vive and benefit you when fatigued: will nullify
the hurtful effects of water contaminated with
zinc from the ice cooler, or stagnant and brack
ish; relieve indigestion produced by me tis of
uncertain wholesomeiiess, hastily bolted at odd
times iu railway stations; and protect you fi-oin
the inlluence if vitiated or malarious air and
thorough draughts. To the traveling public,
this admirable safeguard and .specific is tender
ed in a convenient and agreeable shape. An
ordinary ship's medicine chest contains no such
comprehensive and reliable remedy, a fact well
understood by mariners. The commercial trav
eller, tourist, emigrant, miner and western pio
neer, all appreciate the value of the bitters,
ft cures dyspepsia, costiveness.livercomplaint,
malarial disorders, inactivity of the kidneys,
and is a fine nerve tonic.
o. II. Killierg. pastor Woodhaven, M. E.
Church, South Woodhaven, oueeu (jo,, jj. y
st ites; "I have used Allcock's Plasters for thirty
years. Never found them fail to cure weakness
of the back; spine and kidney dimculties.
Tney are verv agreeable and strengthening.
A short time ago I got in a profuse perspiration
while preaching. Imprudently going home
without my overcoat, I lost the use of my voice,
ami trie nest iMv Had a violent n un in my oaeK
kidneys mid chest. I could lurdly breathe
1 hree' Allcock's Piasters applied to my back,
chest and kidneys cured rne eo-npletely in six
Hours, 1 was astoiusiieu now q ucR my ureatn
lug became ea.-y aiter applyam "
CLUE t OU PILES.
eilisare frcquuutly preceded by a sonde ot weifk
ir ih: h ck, I jIiis and lower part of the abdomen,
ciu -ihw t i- .Unit to auppope he has some affection
ol r,ii.. -i.Iu.y or iitjihbiirilig organs. At time
sy t" . 'n it,. .t'Ti -i.'-e. present, rt hutultmcy.un-aii'n:-
t-io -t i '-aoii, 'tte A mm tu'e, like per-
i-A'um. n-.i.luolng a v-ir) Hi-areeiole Helling, al-
ryr -' -out' wirtii, h e-ttii n tUvtmlant. HUml.
t,."-a'ii- .in I :.ui.iitif tits.-, y.'tiil .t tttice to the anpii-
i'.''it't. .if nr. ('.'.HiSAtik i s Ptle Itttitttsilv, which acta
tirt' .'ttt ttit .it th t piu'ts effei-'tu I, tilW't'Oiu i ha turn-
tiri, .O.yi'i li.t lutu'.a t cehliiif, atul ei'littttliiis ti per-
l.)ilij: t 't'.l'V. I fine li-l C'-tits. AiHrotj-i, t!iu Or. e,
sauko Medieiiie Co., ei'iui 'i. sold hv On,. K.Uoo
N ERVOUS, DEBILIATED MEN
You ur aU'iw.j-1 a free trial of thirty days of the
use of Dr. Ilyu'a Celohnileit Voltaic Belt with Elec
trh: Su.iAj'iil'i'-y Aitiiauce. f-T the speedy relief and
(lerinneiit cunt ttf Nervous Di-bllity, load of Vitality
Kiuj ilatiliiMitl, and all k u.lrtui troubles. Also, f-.ir
many other dtd'tasos. Coiuiik'te rueiomtion to health
vigor and mmhood guat iiiitii:d. No risk id io
enrred. lllii-trattd t'iiiiililot. uitli full indtrniutitiu,
term, eti;., mnte-l fr.;j by ad lr-swing Vollaie ilelt
Co, ilar&haii, .Mii-litaii.
THE MOST AGRKEAISLE
As well as tho most effective method
dispelling headaches, colds, ami fevers,
or cleansing tin; system is by taking a
few doses of the pleasant California li
iiuid fruit reined v, Svrup of i'ios. fillets
and If I bottles for sale by Geo. K. Good,
Kalem.
NYltUV OF FIUS.
Mn'iufai: tir.i l only by tho (Jalifori-.i-i Kitf Syrup
Co., Sao Ki-unt;icj C'al. . is natures own true laxa
tive This ile.fHiit liquid fruit remedy may be had
oi Geo. K. Gootl. t is theiuost !leasanttiri)rapt nd
e ective renntily known, to clitanse the tysU-m; to
a-.'t o-i the liver, kidneys and bowele, u-tmtly Vet
tliorutrhly; to dtittl headaches, eolds and fevers; to
cure eotiu,atkiu, i"due:itiiin and kindred iiU
KEYNOTE TO HEAI.TIt.
Health U Wealth. Wealth means in'hndeoe.!.
The kttn te is i'. Rosauko'a C 'Uifll ami tun l r
np. the lio-ilC MivhS.t rupin tin: wor.d. Curud Cntirl.;i
cold-, pain in he chttil, lirontrheis and ju-imary eon
ft'iiption. one dose wives ri lift in every casn. Toko
ttnotlier. hric! ho cents aud it. Samiilu - Ireu. jm.'J.I
It (jeo. K. llo'jtl.
In one week l-'.ly's cream balm opened
a pa ssage in one nostril through which 1
had not breathed in three years, sub
dued an iiillammation in my head and
throat, t he result of cutiirrh' Colonel (.).
M. Neilliay, Uwego, N. Y. (.See adv.) ti
THE KAUEST OF COMBINATIONS.
True dultcRey of llavor with true efficacy of
action lias been Mttained in the famous Califor
nia liquid fruit remedy, Syrup of Kins. Its
pleasant taste and heui-Hcal etfeots have ren
dered it immensely popular, lor sale by Geo.
E. Good, Salem, Oregon.
The "eoiiHtantly tired out" feeling, so rftn
experienced, is. the i:lt nf i mi verified hmnl,
calr-iut; enfeebled vit-iliiy. Aver h Sni-..aiirl 1 l.'l
euricheu th. biiMid, iii'rease the Hi(?tite, and
promote. diKeit!i!i. Tiie KyMtein, thua iuvijer'V
ted, loi-la uw ilreugth and energy.
DR. VAN NiONCISCAR
132 and 134 Third Street, Portland. Or
Iu a rccntlar gnumnto n
inctlicin;ha8 Loon lomrvt
cmnoyotl in the ujiectnl
tn-uttnmtf nil Vonunial
Scxiiftl and Chrorn , J.
eiwiHthan liny othei .',
pm Iiui in the Wont, as c ;
( f!rn show, awl old le
u'unU know. tt,MH
fuwtirr! for any ciuhj which
iio fails to cure, eomim.
-nulttr hU trtiutinent, ry
-oii'iwmtf nisnnrertiorm.
Ir. AN In the most
mtc:eKMfnl Catarrh, Lung
r.nd Thront Doctor in
America lie wlllto'4 you yourtronhle without asking
ynu a nn?reiK'Htinij, atul wnrranp rma
lirtlt '"fw in the following canes .
f :ti VOI 3 Hchilitv, Hpennatorrhoa, Seminal
Jxwsu-, Sexual Decay, Failing Memory, Wur.k Eye,
ituntc! iJevuIopment, Ta:k of Kner-ry, IiuiHivcrisheU
Blood, I'linples. IimV-imcnt to Marriago; also Wood
uid Sktn Dinciaes,Sv)liiiisf Kniptions, Hair Falling.
Bono I'aiiis.fjwulliittfM, Sore Throat, (Ileern. Effcntooi
Mercury, Kidney and liludder Trouble, Weak Back,
hurnintf urine. Incontinence, Gonorrhoea. Gleet. Strict
ure, ruL-eives searching treatment, prompt relief and
cure fr life.
i:it Of S DiwaseM fwlth or witii dreams
Diseased diHehares cure.1 promptly without hin
drance to hrwinew
ISO I II M'Vr.S consult. 'iinll,W.TitIllv If tn
trouble call or writo. Iteiavstfro tianecroua
Diseases of the Kva ar Rir i;
Internal or external, Deafnrns or Paralysis, Sinifiiii!
Dr Roaring Nolxe, Thlrlne! Drum, etc , pernrane-.'-ly
cured. LOST MANimoi) iri..f.'v renton.il.
CANCERS AND TUMORS i.ru.a.iicntly removed
without the knife or caustic
.Ueiliciiiea compounded uw) furnlatietl to all tiir;it
at otHoe-trictl y pur ni tuueUUe Guarantee M
V-rilil:t'Il t cureno rft?-iteundertal;oti Consnl
tationf ree and etrictrvtinirflciitlal All correnimnti
ence promptly attendee to; medicine sent by expre
to any addresa free from cxp mo. Callor address Pri-
Tiite inspemtary, ;vos. 1:1:: 1.14 Third St., Portland, Or.
lerum strictly cash. Oluce bourn. 8 a.m. to S y.u.
DR.
Private
LIEBIG
Dispensary.
Cendueted by qualified physi
cians and surgeons regular
graduates.
fW The oldest SPECIAL
IST in the United States, whose
lifk-lonq experience, perfect
method and pure medicine, in
sure speedy and permanent
cures of all Private, Chronic,
and Nervous Diseases, Affec
tions of the Blood, Skin, Kid
neys, Lladder, Eruptions, Ul
cers, Old Sores, Swelling, of
the GLANDS, Sore Mouth, Throat
and Bone Pains, permanently
cured and eradicated from the
system Fort life.
i KH OU S IrnotenqP
seminal losses, sexual decay,
mental and physical weakness,
failing memory, weak eyes,
stunted development, impedi
ments to marriage, etc, from
excesses of youthful f41Ies, or
lii
.'f any cause, speedily, saieiy ana
privately cured.
Tonne, Middleaged and Old Men
and all who need mf.dical skill and experi
ence should consult the old fcuropean pnysician
at once. His opinion costs nothing and may
save future misery and shame. When incon
venient to visit the city fortretttment, inedicne
can he sent auvwhere by express free from
ousEitvATioN. It is self-evident that a physician
who gives his whole attention to a class of dis
eases attains greater skill, and physicians
throughout the eonntrv, knowing this, frequent
ly recommend dillicult cases to the oldest spec
ialist, by whom every known good remedy
used. The Doctor's Age and Experience make
liis opinion of supreme importance.
&3&P- Those who call see no one but the Doc
tor. Consultations free, and sacredly confi
dental. Cases which have failed in obtaining
relief elsewhere especially solicited. Female
diseases successfully treated. The Doctor will
agree to forfeit $1000 for a case undertaken,
not cured. Call or write. Hours: Daily, from.
S a. m. to 4 p. m., 6 to 8 evenings; Sundays, lO
to 13 only. Send for the Sanitarist Guide to
Health: sent free. Address as aboue.
fXT" The services of the celebrated old Ger
man Physician, DR. O. GIRAKD, from Strans
hurg, have been secured at the LIEHIG DIS
PENSARY. His fame as a specialist for disease
nf men is universally known, and hundredsare
daily availing themselves of the opportunity of
free consultation, personally or by letter, in all
languages.
DR. XIEBIG'S
Wonderful German Invlgorator
Permanently prevents all Unnatural Losses
from the system, tones the nerves, strengthens
the muscles, checks the waste, invigorates the
whole system, and restores the afflicted to Health
vud Hapniuess.
tm& The reason so many cannot get cured of
Seminal Weakness, Loss of Manhood, etc., la
owing to h complication, called PROSTATOH
RHEA with IIY?KRAETHESlA,whichrequire
peculiar treatment. Dr. Lieglf'i Invigorator lv
the only positive cure ior KOSTATORRHEA.
with peculiar Special Treatment, used at the
LIEBIG DISPEKSAHY.
VARICOCELE.
Or wormy veins of the scrotum. Often theun
suspected cause of lost manhood, debility, etc.
Price of InviRovator, $4. Case of six bot
tles $10. Sent to any address, covered seemly
from observation.
Most powerful electric belts free topatlento.
To Pkove the Wonderful Power op the 1K
VIGOKATOH, A -) Jtottlo Given or Sent Free.
Consultation free and private.
Call on or address
1IEBIG DISPENSARY,
400 Geary St., San Francisco.
Private Entrance, 405 Mason street, fourbloek
up Geary street from Kearny. Main entrance
through Dispensary Drug Store lel5
WASHBURNES
Immediate llvliuf Permniu'nt Cure.
THB QHISAT INTERNAL RHEUMATIC! REM
etly and only positive -ure for Acute or1
Cnronio Rheumatism, Gout, Neuralgia, Sciatica,
Lame Back. &c. Wiishhuri.c'rt iiiitu-. ilea is ten.
years estuMlshed and lias cured in-i persons in
Unit timo than all tlto Mi-mUnl " tj eciih ' an!
"ijurcs'Vomlilned. OZ!fE?CV T'no culv iLbsolvee
nf tho Puisomjus OtU?ir. I vw.j Add which
exists in the blood oi'ait tiio.-,a troub ed with KheiK
mink; JUsnrdcrs. Kndorst-d I4V physic i.u.a and
tliourtaiidtioi' cured pit icnts. Y( it-? for tcsiiinonlala
ami advice trot!. sSUKMi. hor t,.,v(js t'm'ftfUM. Soh
by druggists. Ask for ""W a.-dumriie'ti Sal ic Ilea" anl
accent no oilier ; or uemi to, in. WAKIintJRNB
8ALICYUCA. M'F'O CO., X'oT Uiuuuway, 'cw York.
MORE
OH R D1IT
CUTE PR CHRONJC A
'lliAUli
UaltK.
All Sorts of
hurts and nvaty sorts oi ails of
man and beast need a coding
lotion. M'iStong Liniment.
(Kt ,-mKj ...",, r4. -.-
The wn c,r tr-i-s T -) !-' W.ijulr TrtiPP.
WurrHMl'! t'if im..i i thw vt-. xtaiit.
iivs Vv t-. ri (.-. Kc nncit n duirt-
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