TJ1K (JUKGON STATKSMAN' 1UIDAY MAY 14. 188(3 "lKM'I)HEUlN(i TIM." An lritUi pajr of recent Jute contains the testimony in the cuho of Timothy OT'rion, w ho was Kucd by a Mum Keys for not coinplvini; with his promise. Tlio (lefemlunt having testified iu hi own behalf, watt croHH-oxiimiiu'd by Mr. Murphy, the attorney for the plaintiff: 'What took you to Cork?" "Only to see my cousin, John P.rad hIiuvc, but I knew the way from that to Miss Keys' very well. 1 went to the house Intending to ask her to marry imp, and BjK)ke of the. fL'ih). I said to her, 'I wish you were Mrs. O'Hrien.' (Laugh ter.) Sh said hhe had no objection ; and I said if she got the 100 it would tie ull riu'ht, and 1 would not retract my word. Laughter. I am worth about 2(HI a yeur. My house cost me 1,0(10." The Court When were you first mar ried '! "Inl"-IH. lionrs of laughter I mean 1S4S." Mr. Murphy lid you kiss Miss Keys? "Well, 1 did laughter, and she kissed me. Laughter. When I ktssQd her 1 said I hoju'd 1 kissed my wife. I-audi-ter.) ltnt I kissed her on condition of jjettinRthe X'JiiO. Laughter. The day after the races, when I kissed her I said I would no. Sho commanded me to ftay, and I said I would lie commanded by her laughU'r a he wan to be my wife. Next morning she threw herself into my arms and kissed rue." Laughter. "Weren't you culled lHsludherin Tim'."" Laughter. "I don't know. It isn't -every one I'd ask to lean on me." Uenewed laugh ter. "lid von guv, 'Lean ou me, vou have '(!), no. LaughU-r. I never would have broken off the mutch if I had got thB X-iKi. 1 did regret that the match was broken off. I bucame indignant, and I determined to break it off, as i felt in Hulted at 1'atherO'Kenncdy saying 1 only wanted tiie money. 1 would" have lor piven her, even after that, as I was still fond of her. The want of the C.".) and the insult caused me to break of the match." "Iidyou ever hear that the love of money is the root of all evil?" 'Yes." "Where does it occur?" "I don't know." l-ond laughter. "Well, in the Ljiistle that I'aul wrote to votir iiuuieftake, Timothy." Laugh ter. jH'fendant Yes, ami be said that there are jieople going in to bouses leading captive silly woin.-n. Uoura of laughter. -Mr. Murphy That's what you did, Timothy. ; Laughter. The jury, after a short deliberation, form 1 lor the plaiutitf CM). TF.NNYSUVS LATEST. On Tuesday, May -itli, in Ltmdun, Quwu Victoria formally 0n:ned the col onial exhibition. A prominent feature or the opening ceremonies was an ode cotn iKs'd for the occasion by Tennyson. This was maamiieetitly rendered by a vast choir of carefully selected voices. The ode was sung just previous to the l'.ieen'n formal declaration that the ex hibition was open. Tbet! ".iptlonof the ode was evidently :omj--u with a view of stimulating international fraternity Ix'Uveen the two great Knglish-spfaking nations, and is in the following words: Britain fought her sons of yore; 1'ritain faiiei-t ; and nevermore Careless of cur growing kin Miall we sin our ia;!ier s sin. Men that in a narrower day, I'npropbetic rib-rs, they, Drove from o .1 the mother's nest, That young eagle of the west, To forage for herself alone ; Britons, hold hour own ! The last part of the ode. which is in four portions, makes the following signi ficant allusion to the present crisis in Brit ish polities : Hhall we not through k'ood and ill, Cleave to one another still? Britain's rnyraid voices call, ;ms, le. wel' ted each and ah, Into one imierial whole; One with Britain, heart and soul One life, one flag, one fleet, -one throne ; Britons, hold your own, And (j'x! guard all. The qwen was much affected by the fsiiK'ing oi the ode. She smiled and nod led approval over each patriotic Sen timent rendered, and was fairly radiant with pleasure when the vast audience caught up the doet's spirit and vented their joy in deafening thunders of ap jdausc. OUT OF id! K ASHES. Columbia (S. C.) has literally emerged from the ashes in which it was left at the close of the late war, and is fast as suming rank as a manufacturing city. The most gratifying feature of the city's growth in that direction is the diversity of its industries. There are now in op eration in Columbia, of the larger estab lishments, two cotton-seed oil mills, both id which alno manufacture fertilizers, a fertilizer factory, bentwood factory, ice factory, an extensive foundry and machine shops, and variocs other smaller enter jirises. These and the railroad ear shops j;ive employment to a large number of eople. In aldition, another large fac tory, and a sash, blind, and builders' ma terial establishment will shortly be put in operation. VAIN KEGKETS. Little Johnn Fizzletop was busily en fcrtged in a life and death struggle with his lessons. He paused in his lubors and li-aved a heavy sigh. "What's the matter, Johnny ?" asked liiri mother. i "I was just thinking how nice it would 1j if 1 had been born during the Dark Ages." f "What good would that have done you?" "Heaps. I was reading yesterday that education was very much neglected dur ing the Dark Ages. If 1 had been born then I wouldn't have to learn this jografy lesson." Texas Sittings. W. K. l'rivett, of Jefferson, candidate for county clerk on the democratic tick et, was in the city yesterday. Gov. Moody went to The Dalles yesterday. KNCdl'llAUEl) TUK SCKEKX MAX. He had a sample fly screen under his arm, and he turned aside and entered a little shoe shop on Iu'nyette street east. "I was werry busy to-day," said the cobbler, as ho looked up. "Y-e-s, 1 suppose so, and so are the. Hies," was the reply. ".My friend, have you given any thought to the momentous i query: .--hall I Keep tho Mies Out or In This Summer?' " "I haf to get dis boot done in half an hour." "Exactly, and I don't projose to hin der you. I am taking orders for fly screens. You K-g, peg awav, while we talk, talk fly-screens." "I doan' vant some." "That is to say, you propose to sit in this shop all summer and encourage the visit of winged insects. Io you know how iu neb time a man loses in four months striking at flies?" "I doan figure oop on him." "Of course you don't, but I have. You will lose j'ist two days in every month. "That's eight days thrown away, and not a fly killed. Now, then " "I don't vhant some fly screens." "That is, you think you don't. How many cubic feet of air do you think comes through thut door in four months?" "Maype six." "May bo millions? How much dust do you suppose accompanies that air?" "I vhas werry busy." "Exactly, but more than two bushels of dust enter this shop by way of that door, and you inhale at least half of it. How many microbes, accotnpay the dust?" "I'is shop vhas under mortgage, vou we?" "That's all right, but for ten hours a day you inhale 100 cholera microbes an hour." "'ml mapal nioof avhv to Chicago in .Tune." "Suppose you do. A fiy-screen door is portable property. There are tiies and dust and micro! os in Chicago as well as letro;t. Io vou want to die of cholera?" "If 1 die it 'vhas all right. If I live I haf to work all der time;. I vhas a great hundt to lie alone in my shop." "Certainly you are, but the question remains: Shall tlies light on you or not? 1 will make you a dixir " "I vhas werry busy." "Iton't doubt it, but you owe something to yourself. Two dollars and a half will buy the door complete, and 1 want totell you that our " rreat 1 leafens ! I vhas busy ! I "doan' vhaut some doors I don't vhant some fly-screens!" "You don't! If you don't want a door why did you encourage me? Why did you take a quarter of an hour of my valu able time? l'o you mipixie 1 can Ftop mid figure cubic feet of air, bushels of dust and numbers of microbes to gratify idle curiosity?" "I like you to go avhay ?" "Well, I'll go. Why didn't you say so at first? What have I done to you that you should want to injure me by robbing me of my time? Your conduct is out rageous, sir grossly outrageous!" The shoemaker jumped and locked the door as sonii as the man was out. For a moment they glared at each other through the -lusty glass, and then the fly-screen man said : "It's a shameful case, and I'll keep an eye on you! It is just such trifling con duct as yours, sir, which has brought this country" to where it is. Why didn't you tell me when I came in that you didn't want a flv-wreen door?" BREATH CATCHING HUE. I have thought it right, to put on record the following case, as seems to me to be one of some rarity and to have some im portance from a medico-legal point of view. I cannot do better than give the facts in the words of the patient himself, who communicated them to me by letter. He writes as follow s : "A rather strange thing happened to m self a week ago. For a month or so I was troubled very much with foul eructations. I had no pain, but the smell of tiie gua which came trom my stomadi was disagreeable, to myself and all who hannened to be in the room. About a wcels ago, us I said, I got up in the morn- ling and lighted a m,:tcn to see the tune. I and when I nut the match near mv mouth my lireatn caught lire ami gave a ton I craciv iikc the repor: ol a pisioi. i nunieu my lips ussd they are sti!l a little sore. I got a terrible surprise and so did my wife, for the report awakened tier. from the above occurrence it woum ap pear that the conditions known as "hali tosis," or diseased breath, is not only a source of misery to the sufferer and those compelled to associate with him, but may, under Wrtain circumstances, be come a condition of danger to the unfor tunate possessor of it. In the present instance the gaseous results ot the im perfectly digested food had their atoms of carbon and hydrogen so arranged as to lve rise to the presence of carbureted hydrogen, the inflammable and explosive qualities of which came into play when mixed with due proportion ot atrnos- iheric air in presence of the ungarded ight of the burning mutch. I may add that the patient to w hom the accident happened is a most intelligent and ob servant man, and that the diet 1 pro scribe for the indigestion from which he suffers from time to time has alcohol ex- hided from it, and I know that my in- strctions in that respect are acted upon. Dr. Beatson, in British Medical Journal. THEATRICALS IN TEXAS. Some Austin amateurs gave a er formance of "Hamlet" one day recently, (jus do Smith was Hamlet. The day after the performance Kosciusko Mur phy met ( lus and asked : "How did the performance come off last night?" "Everything did well except old Judge Pennybunker. ITI-be dog-goned if he goes on the stago with me any more. I'll take him and tie him on the railroad track and let the cars run over him be fore he shall play Ghost to my Hamlet anv more." "Was he the Ghost?" "Yes, and the blooming old idiot stalked across the stage with his spec tacles on. You bet he made a circus of the wholeshow. If ever there was a melancholy Dane I was one. I haven't gotover.it. And the old graven image savs he put on his specs to add to the solemnity of the scene." RAILHOAD Cl'IlYES. " Y'ou may live till the yellow dog fades from history," said the conductor of the limited express the other night as the train hummed along through Laurel, "but you'll never see a straight railroad down a steep grade." The curious passenger, with the wart on his nose, rolled up his eyes in aston ishment. "My dear fellow," lie exclaim ed, staring at the conductor, "1 do not understand what is to prevent a train from running straight down hill." "Just this," continued the conductor, "curves are necessary on a heavy grade. Passengers are sometimes struck with the great number of curves on the road while it is up among the hills. They im agine the curves are merely necessary liecauso the road w inds around the hills. This is only partly true. If the railroad were to cross directly at heavy grade it would still be necessary to have the curves. No train can go at a high rate of sjieud down a heavy grade on a straight track with safety. The explanation is simple. The tendency of any heavy IkxIv like a train is to move in a straight line", and the attraction of gravitation is not sufficient to overcome the tendency to shoot off where great speed or mo mentum has been attained. Hence, a train flying down a straight track on the hillside instead of keeping to the track would shoot off on a tangent into space. "The curve," continued the wise man in the blue uniform, "is one of the great est safeguards in mountain engineering. This is particularly noticeable in the case of a freight track. It very frequent ly happens that an engine, drawing a heavy freight train, cannot stick close enough to the track when going down a heavy grade to control her speed. An engine going down hill is really more helpless than the same engine going up hill. That is, she can pull a greater weight up the hill than she can hold hack in going down the hill. It is a very common experience with engineers of freight engines to have their trains liter ally jiusli them down heavy grades at a high rate of speed. In such instances every curve is so much salvation at the right time. The curve retards tiie speed and enables the wheels of the flying train to get a firmer 'purchase' on the track. Kailroading in the hills would be very dangerous were it not for the curves sprinkled along at frequent intervals. "On some railroads it is the custom to disconnect the lever from the driving rods '.'. lien a passenger train is descend ing a heavy grade that extends for many miles. Tiie train is managed altogether By her air-brakes. Every curve acts as a brake on the speed, and in this way the train can s-'.vi.-ig along for hours without attaining a too reckless speed, with the aid of the i;ir-brakes." Just then the train went around a curve and the curious passenger was thrown to one side of tiie seat. "it's a wonder to me," he gasied, "that these measly express trains don't fly off the track in going around these heavv curves. "Well, sir," said the conductor," I've bjen railroading for twenty-five years and I never yet knew or heard of a train iumiiing the track on a curve. There isn't the slightest danger on a graded curve and hardly any on a flat curve. Look at this curve at the Keiav House. I've never heard of a single case of a train jumping the track here, anil vet the limited express trains frequently slip over at the rate of from forty to fifty miles an hour. So perfect is the curve that the motion of the train is as smooth as though the rails were of glass." Ex change. BOSTON MAX NEKS. It is the little courtesies of every-day life no matter where (need it lie only at home?), in the streets, the cars, the churches, the shops, that make a pco pie delightful and leave an impress on the stranger. Tiiey say of the I'ostoni iins that there is something about the east wind that demonstrates itself in th'-ir exterior, and an American lady who hi 1 lived many years in the south of France, upon receiving a call from a Bos tonian, wrote : " The moment he entered I felt the old Boston east wind in his manner, hut after a while it, wore off and be hccviine if.jitc genial." This manner strengthened ami vulgarized becomes the typical one ofjour Boston streets. Bos ton Transcript. W?iY BOBBY WAS ITT TO BED, "What do you want to idt up longer for, Bobby?" asked his father, impatient ly; "it's after 7 o'clock." "I want to think," said Bobby. "Well, you can stay up just twenty minutes more on condition that you stop asking foolUh questions." Bobby readily complied with this con dition, and fell to thinking." Then he fell off his chair. "Pa," he said briskly, as he gained an upright position, "if Jesus is Cod's Hon, how is it they have got different names?" Five minutes later Bobby was between the sheets. PROHIBITION IN IMI0DE ISLAND. A prohibition amendment totrle Uhode Island constitution has been adopted, and now that little state is placed in line with Maine Kansas and Iowa. It is expected by tin; iwioue islanders that the amendment will be enforced, even if a picket fence must be built all round the state. Acconmig to well-authenticated statements prohibition has proven a failure in Iowa and Kansas, and has always been a failure iu Maine; the eyes of the world will therefore be turned on Uhode Island to see if the size of the territory to be covered has any influence in affecting the result. CILYULKS Bl'LLKir.S JtKTOIiT. Henry Taylor was full of ulories, nome of which may not have appeared pre viously in print. Many of them related to Charles Utiller. On one occasion an excited member of parliament jostled IiuUer in the lobby, saying, "1 beg your pardon, I was hurrying to hear speak." "He has spoken." "Did lie speak well? He's my cousin." "My dear sir, he couldn't have spoken worse if he'd been your brother." W I LLA M ETTE V X I V KllSIT V. New s Notes Cotieerniiiir the Teachers, Student., ami Friends of this Institution of Learning-. The ministers and all other visitors are welcome at the university at any time. The societies will have their reunion as usual on Friday night precediing com mencement week. Rev. J. W. Webb conducted chapel on Tuesday. He was called upon for a speech, hut declined with a word of cun gratulation. The rhetorical exercises in chapel this week consisted of declamations and es says by the following persons: Miss Nellie Boise, Miss laura (ioltra, Miss Arolia Royal, William Hetzler and John Jensen. Each did well. The first graduating exercises of the law department will take place this vear. Judge Ramsey, the dean, will deliver the address, an oration will lie spoken by the graduate, and music and other exercises will make up a fine programme. It will take place on Saturday evening, June 12. Mrs. Ella Whipple, nee Miss Harring ton, has just arrived from Illinois, and is the guest of her parents, at the Woman's college, Dr. and Mrs. Harrington. Mrs. W hippie will remain during the summer, and will probablv make Salem a home. This will be decided when her husband arrives, later in the season. The college classes will bo sorry to miss Maggie Oiesndorfer, who went home to Albany on Thursday to rest up. Her school work has taxerl her too se verely for some months. It is hoped she may be able to resume work after a week or two. Her brother and another gen tleman from Albany, came down on Wednesday to see about entering the university next year. Tho literary societies have secured the services of Rev. A. L. Lindsev, 1). D.. of Portland, to lecture for them on Monday night of commencement week. The societies are to be congratulated on their good judgment in selecting a speaker to represent them. Dr. Lindsey is one of the ablest divines on. the coast and his lecture will add greatly to the success of forty-second anniversary' of this institu tion. The exercises ttria year promise to be unusually good. W. T. Van Scoy, principal of Turner school, and who was a junior in the col lege of liberal arts of the university a year or two ago, has been offered "the principalship of Drain academy and nor mal school, at a good salary. It is prob able ho will not accept, since he has agreed with ttie directors of Turner school to teach another year on increased pay. He also desires to complete his studies in the university and receive a degree, be fore leaving for distant parts. John B. Waldo for supreme judge, class 'till; N. L. Butler for congress, class '(ji; M. T. Crawford, legislature, class '70: C. A. Johns for prosecuting attorney, class '78; M. (i. Royal for state senator, class '74; T. C. Jory and ( ieorge A. Peebles for school superintendent, class '77; E. II. Belknap for legislature, class '84; are some of the prominent candidates for ollice in this state among the alumni. The sons of Willamette are justly an hon or to their alma mater. THE ORIGIN OF BRICKS. Next, let us consider a very simple ar ticle, which most people would hardly deem worthy of notice as an invention, and yet which occupies a most important place in the history of the human race. I allude to bricks. Whoever first pressed clay into the form of a parallelogram, and dried it in the sun, was a genius. It looks simple enough now. One might say, "A child would think of that" ; but many generations of men lived and died on the face of the globe without thinking of it. Consider the millions of millions of bricks composing our dwellings and factories and churches; think of the in estimable benefits conferred upon man kind by this simple invention and of the load of gratitude due to the memory of the great discoverer. But again the question arises, Who was lie? Where did he live and in what age of the world ? Alas! there is no answer to theso ques tions: silence covers up tus history. I.et us hope that he lived long enough uiler his invention to build himself a comforta ble brick dwelling in which to end his useful life. May we not hope that in some other sphere he is reaping the re ward of his inestimable gift to his fellow creatures. W bile he has passed away from the world dust to dust, ashes to ashes the benefits of his invention will continue as long as the world lasts, and all generations should call him blessed. Let us, as soon as the Grant monument fund is completed, open a new subscrip tion, to raise a brick column whose head "shall reach even into heaven," in honor of the great benefactor. Outing. "Say, Matildu, liavo you tasted the new tea that Gilbert & I'atternon have just jjot into their Ktore?" "No. Is it gixil?" "Good! Well, I should just say fo. I shall never buy anything else, and I only wonder 1 did not know it before. Why, its llavor is delicious, ami a cup oi it does me more jjood when 1 am tired out than any tea I ever drank before." "I niiist ff.'t sonieof it. What isit called'." " 'Kjncure Tea.' Mind, you can only get it in reri'eetiou Tea cans." tf. To thk Ladies. .Mrs. M. E. Smith has just received a new stock of millinery "ooils, and is now iu a position to suit all the Indies in point of quality or price. She has no rents to pay, and "jives her customers the benelit of this advantage in price, tier place ot misiness is m Kast tSalem, on Marion street, between Winter and Summer. dw. Ci.osixo Oct. Wm. Staler, having engaeo in oilier uusmoss, announces io the public that be must close out his marble business at once, liisassortinent is larre and complete, and was not gotten up with a view ot'closinjr it out at a dis count, therefore, all interested should avail themselves of this opportunity to secure a bargain. First come, first served. dw tf. Wai.i. Pai-kus. If you want wall paper, of the most varied and artistic designs, at prices that tell their own tale, no to the Variety Store, Commercial street. A large stock to select from. tf Use Oregon Blood Purifier and be cured. HOW HE FOE XI) A MINE. Some of tho best mines known have been discovered, as before remarked, merely by accident, while others again are the result of years of toil and labor. Then others again have been run across when the lucky individual whom fortune favored was thinking of any thing but falling into a gold mine. John Ouiney Adams, a namesake of tho great John Q., struck a rich mino somewhere down in New Mexico in this way: While prospecting he found his hav ersack on fire, his prospector's glass hav ing focussed the sun's rays upon it. As the haversack contained about a dozen iKMnds of powder, he dropied it and got out of tho way with a rush. It fell into a crevice and a large mass of rock was thrown up, Adams returned, mournfully, to gather up w hat might be loft of his effects, ami found an exceedingly rich vein of ore which the explosion had ex posed to view. 1 le sold a third interest in his lind for iflti.OOO, and very consis tently named tho mine "The Nick of Time." COMlirrTEESSAlTOINTED. A special meeting of the democratic club w as held at the Chemekete hotel parlars last evening. Tho following com mittees were appointed to receive the democratic nominees for state offices, next Wednesday evening. Committee on Order of the Day T. A. Howard, Dan Frv, E. Ilerren, Joe- Cava naugh, and Chas. Belt.g Committee on Music Win. Dugan, Dan W. Bass, F. S. Dearborn, Fred Kelly, Dave Cooley. Committee on Finance W. G. Westa cott, K. J. Humason, S. R. Forster, A. II. Wright, J. A. Dickey. Committee on I lacks Wm. Chambers, P. S. McDonald, J. Du Bois, B. Millsap, John Testes.; Committee on Bon Fire Ben Taylor, Beamen, Ed. Pngh, L. Laughead, Frank Waters, W. S. Newton. Adjourned to meet at Chemekete hotel next Monday night at 8 p. m., w hen a full attendance is desired. Dan. Bass, N. B. Haydiw, Secretary. President. ADVICE TO MOTHERS. Are you disturbed at night aad brevken of your rest by a sick child suffering and crying with pain of cutting teeth? if so, send at once and got a bottle of the Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children's Teething. Its value is incalculable It will relieve the poor little sufferor immedi ately. Depend upon it, mothers, there is no mistake about it. It cures disentery and diarr hoea, regulates the stomach and bowels, cures wind colic, softens the gums, reduces Inflama tion, and gives tone and energy tp the whole system. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children's Teething is pleasant to the taste, and is the prescription of one of the oldest and best female nurses and physicians in the United States, and is for sale by all druegists through tlie World. Price 23 cents a bottle. STAIiT TO THIS TRAIN OH 110 AT In good'season, and don't forget to take with you llostetter's Stomach Bitters, which will re vive and benefit you when fatigued: will nullify the hurtful effects of water contaminated with zinc from the ice cooler, or stagnant and brack ish; relieve indigestion produced by me tis of uncertain wholesomeiiess, hastily bolted at odd times iu railway stations; and protect you fi-oin the inlluence if vitiated or malarious air and thorough draughts. To the traveling public, this admirable safeguard and .specific is tender ed in a convenient and agreeable shape. An ordinary ship's medicine chest contains no such comprehensive and reliable remedy, a fact well understood by mariners. The commercial trav eller, tourist, emigrant, miner and western pio neer, all appreciate the value of the bitters, ft cures dyspepsia, costiveness.livercomplaint, malarial disorders, inactivity of the kidneys, and is a fine nerve tonic. o. II. Killierg. pastor Woodhaven, M. E. 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'n it,. .t'Ti -i.'-e. present, rt hutultmcy.un-aii'n:- t-io -t i '-aoii, 'tte A mm tu'e, like per- i-A'um. n-.i.luolng a v-ir) Hi-areeiole Helling, al- ryr -' -out' wirtii, h e-ttii n tUvtmlant. HUml. t,."-a'ii- .in I :.ui.iitif tits.-, y.'tiil .t tttice to the anpii- i'.''it't. .if nr. ('.'.HiSAtik i s Ptle Itttitttsilv, which acta tirt' .'ttt ttit .it th t piu'ts effei-'tu I, tilW't'Oiu i ha turn- tiri, .O.yi'i li.t lutu'.a t cehliiif, atul ei'littttliiis ti per- l.)ilij: t 't'.l'V. I fine li-l C'-tits. AiHrotj-i, t!iu Or. e, sauko Medieiiie Co., ei'iui 'i. sold hv On,. K.Uoo N ERVOUS, DEBILIATED MEN You ur aU'iw.j-1 a free trial of thirty days of the use of Dr. Ilyu'a Celohnileit Voltaic Belt with Elec trh: Su.iAj'iil'i'-y Aitiiauce. f-T the speedy relief and (lerinneiit cunt ttf Nervous Di-bllity, load of Vitality Kiuj ilatiliiMitl, and all k u.lrtui troubles. Also, f-.ir many other dtd'tasos. Coiuiik'te rueiomtion to health vigor and mmhood guat iiiitii:d. No risk id io enrred. lllii-trattd t'iiiiililot. uitli full indtrniutitiu, term, eti;., mnte-l fr.;j by ad lr-swing Vollaie ilelt Co, ilar&haii, .Mii-litaii. THE MOST AGRKEAISLE As well as tho most effective method dispelling headaches, colds, ami fevers, or cleansing tin; system is by taking a few doses of the pleasant California li iiuid fruit reined v, Svrup of i'ios. fillets and If I bottles for sale by Geo. K. Good, Kalem. NYltUV OF FIUS. Mn'iufai: tir.i l only by tho (Jalifori-.i-i Kitf Syrup Co., Sao Ki-unt;icj C'al. . is natures own true laxa tive This ile.fHiit liquid fruit remedy may be had oi Geo. K. Gootl. t is theiuost !leasanttiri)rapt nd e ective renntily known, to clitanse the tysU-m; to a-.'t o-i the liver, kidneys and bowele, u-tmtly Vet tliorutrhly; to dtittl headaches, eolds and fevers; to cure eotiu,atkiu, i"due:itiiin and kindred iiU KEYNOTE TO HEAI.TIt. Health U Wealth. Wealth means in'hndeoe.!. The kttn te is i'. Rosauko'a C 'Uifll ami tun l r np. the lio-ilC MivhS.t rupin tin: wor.d. Curud Cntirl.;i cold-, pain in he chttil, lirontrheis and ju-imary eon ft'iiption. one dose wives ri lift in every casn. Toko ttnotlier. hric! ho cents aud it. Samiilu - Ireu. jm.'J.I It (jeo. K. llo'jtl. In one week l-'.ly's cream balm opened a pa ssage in one nostril through which 1 had not breathed in three years, sub dued an iiillammation in my head and throat, t he result of cutiirrh' Colonel (.). M. Neilliay, Uwego, N. Y. (.See adv.) ti THE KAUEST OF COMBINATIONS. True dultcRey of llavor with true efficacy of action lias been Mttained in the famous Califor nia liquid fruit remedy, Syrup of Kins. Its pleasant taste and heui-Hcal etfeots have ren dered it immensely popular, lor sale by Geo. E. Good, Salem, Oregon. The "eoiiHtantly tired out" feeling, so rftn experienced, is. the i:lt nf i mi verified hmnl, calr-iut; enfeebled vit-iliiy. Aver h Sni-..aiirl 1 l.'l euricheu th. biiMid, iii'rease the Hi(?tite, and promote. diKeit!i!i. Tiie KyMtein, thua iuvijer'V ted, loi-la uw ilreugth and energy. DR. VAN NiONCISCAR 132 and 134 Third Street, Portland. Or Iu a rccntlar gnumnto n inctlicin;ha8 Loon lomrvt cmnoyotl in the ujiectnl tn-uttnmtf nil Vonunial Scxiiftl and Chrorn , J. eiwiHthan liny othei .', pm Iiui in the Wont, as c ; ( f!rn show, awl old le u'unU know. tt,MH fuwtirr! for any ciuhj which iio fails to cure, eomim. -nulttr hU trtiutinent, ry -oii'iwmtf nisnnrertiorm. Ir. AN In the most mtc:eKMfnl Catarrh, Lung r.nd Thront Doctor in America lie wlllto'4 you yourtronhle without asking ynu a nn?reiK'Htinij, atul wnrranp rma lirtlt '"fw in the following canes . f :ti VOI 3 Hchilitv, Hpennatorrhoa, Seminal Jxwsu-, Sexual Decay, Failing Memory, Wur.k Eye, ituntc! iJevuIopment, Ta:k of Kner-ry, IiuiHivcrisheU Blood, I'linples. IimV-imcnt to Marriago; also Wood uid Sktn Dinciaes,Sv)liiiisf Kniptions, Hair Falling. Bono I'aiiis.fjwulliittfM, Sore Throat, (Ileern. Effcntooi Mercury, Kidney and liludder Trouble, Weak Back, hurnintf urine. Incontinence, Gonorrhoea. Gleet. Strict ure, ruL-eives searching treatment, prompt relief and cure fr life. i:it Of S DiwaseM fwlth or witii dreams Diseased diHehares cure.1 promptly without hin drance to hrwinew ISO I II M'Vr.S consult. 'iinll,W.TitIllv If tn trouble call or writo. Iteiavstfro tianecroua Diseases of the Kva ar Rir i; Internal or external, Deafnrns or Paralysis, Sinifiiii! Dr Roaring Nolxe, Thlrlne! Drum, etc , pernrane-.'-ly cured. LOST MANimoi) iri..f.'v renton.il. CANCERS AND TUMORS i.ru.a.iicntly removed without the knife or caustic .Ueiliciiiea compounded uw) furnlatietl to all tiir;it at otHoe-trictl y pur ni tuueUUe Guarantee M V-rilil:t'Il t cureno rft?-iteundertal;oti Consnl tationf ree and etrictrvtinirflciitlal All correnimnti ence promptly attendee to; medicine sent by expre to any addresa free from cxp mo. Callor address Pri- Tiite inspemtary, ;vos. 1:1:: 1.14 Third St., Portland, Or. lerum strictly cash. Oluce bourn. 8 a.m. to S y.u. DR. Private LIEBIG Dispensary. Cendueted by qualified physi cians and surgeons regular graduates. fW The oldest SPECIAL IST in the United States, whose lifk-lonq experience, perfect method and pure medicine, in sure speedy and permanent cures of all Private, Chronic, and Nervous Diseases, Affec tions of the Blood, Skin, Kid neys, Lladder, Eruptions, Ul cers, Old Sores, Swelling, of the GLANDS, Sore Mouth, Throat and Bone Pains, permanently cured and eradicated from the system Fort life. i KH OU S IrnotenqP seminal losses, sexual decay, mental and physical weakness, failing memory, weak eyes, stunted development, impedi ments to marriage, etc, from excesses of youthful f41Ies, or lii .'f any cause, speedily, saieiy ana privately cured. Tonne, Middleaged and Old Men and all who need mf.dical skill and experi ence should consult the old fcuropean pnysician at once. His opinion costs nothing and may save future misery and shame. When incon venient to visit the city fortretttment, inedicne can he sent auvwhere by express free from ousEitvATioN. It is self-evident that a physician who gives his whole attention to a class of dis eases attains greater skill, and physicians throughout the eonntrv, knowing this, frequent ly recommend dillicult cases to the oldest spec ialist, by whom every known good remedy used. The Doctor's Age and Experience make liis opinion of supreme importance. &3&P- Those who call see no one but the Doc tor. Consultations free, and sacredly confi dental. Cases which have failed in obtaining relief elsewhere especially solicited. Female diseases successfully treated. The Doctor will agree to forfeit $1000 for a case undertaken, not cured. Call or write. Hours: Daily, from. S a. m. to 4 p. m., 6 to 8 evenings; Sundays, lO to 13 only. Send for the Sanitarist Guide to Health: sent free. Address as aboue. fXT" The services of the celebrated old Ger man Physician, DR. O. GIRAKD, from Strans hurg, have been secured at the LIEHIG DIS PENSARY. His fame as a specialist for disease nf men is universally known, and hundredsare daily availing themselves of the opportunity of free consultation, personally or by letter, in all languages. DR. XIEBIG'S Wonderful German Invlgorator Permanently prevents all Unnatural Losses from the system, tones the nerves, strengthens the muscles, checks the waste, invigorates the whole system, and restores the afflicted to Health vud Hapniuess. tm& The reason so many cannot get cured of Seminal Weakness, Loss of Manhood, etc., la owing to h complication, called PROSTATOH RHEA with IIY?KRAETHESlA,whichrequire peculiar treatment. Dr. Lieglf'i Invigorator lv the only positive cure ior KOSTATORRHEA. with peculiar Special Treatment, used at the LIEBIG DISPEKSAHY. VARICOCELE. Or wormy veins of the scrotum. Often theun suspected cause of lost manhood, debility, etc. Price of InviRovator, $4. Case of six bot tles $10. Sent to any address, covered seemly from observation. Most powerful electric belts free topatlento. To Pkove the Wonderful Power op the 1K VIGOKATOH, A -) Jtottlo Given or Sent Free. Consultation free and private. Call on or address 1IEBIG DISPENSARY, 400 Geary St., San Francisco. Private Entrance, 405 Mason street, fourbloek up Geary street from Kearny. Main entrance through Dispensary Drug Store lel5 WASHBURNES Immediate llvliuf Permniu'nt Cure. THB QHISAT INTERNAL RHEUMATIC! REM etly and only positive -ure for Acute or1 Cnronio Rheumatism, Gout, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lame Back. &c. Wiishhuri.c'rt iiiitu-. ilea is ten. years estuMlshed and lias cured in-i persons in Unit timo than all tlto Mi-mUnl " tj eciih ' an! "ijurcs'Vomlilned. OZ!fE?CV T'no culv iLbsolvee nf tho Puisomjus OtU?ir. I vw.j Add which exists in the blood oi'ait tiio.-,a troub ed with KheiK mink; JUsnrdcrs. Kndorst-d I4V physic i.u.a and tliourtaiidtioi' cured pit icnts. Y( it-? for tcsiiinonlala ami advice trot!. sSUKMi. hor t,.,v(js t'm'ftfUM. Soh by druggists. Ask for ""W a.-dumriie'ti Sal ic Ilea" anl accent no oilier ; or uemi to, in. WAKIintJRNB 8ALICYUCA. M'F'O CO., X'oT Uiuuuway, 'cw York. MORE OH R D1IT CUTE PR CHRONJC A 'lliAUli UaltK. All Sorts of hurts and nvaty sorts oi ails of man and beast need a coding lotion. M'iStong Liniment. (Kt ,-mKj ...",, r4. -.- The wn c,r tr-i-s T -) !-' W.ijulr TrtiPP. WurrHMl'! t'if im..i i thw vt-. xtaiit. iivs Vv t-. ri (.-. Kc nncit n duirt- U ' .J NO MORE rrm a- 9