Oregon City enterprise. (Oregon City, Or.) 1871-188?, April 28, 1887, Image 4

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A VALENTINE.
Oh. chubby fair little Uod o( Love,
Can you carry a tiitnati truer
Or wouldn't a bunion Unlit for a dort
Be too heavy a loud tor you;
Such a welpht of love at I Ion to send
I'm afr.tid you would stairirer und.T.
Could yon bear It safe to it's journey's end.
And deliver It there, I wonder!
Then go to my lady and whisper low,
As you stand by her wicker ehalr,
While she watches your dimples come and go,
And the sunny gleam of your hair.
Tell her how fair she Is. and sweet;
Tell her she's crowned with love of mlr.as
Tell her my heart Is lying at her feet;
A k her to be tuy Valentino,
Tell her with love 1 am all aglow.
She will not show the least surprise;
For, Cupid, she beard it loiijr ago.
Let her read it again In your eye.
He finds her-tlie only love of my life;
lie Is telling hi? story, may be;
I'or. see ! she is kissing him . . . She's my wife I
And "Cupid" is Just the bauy!
lltatit Vhamilrr, in llirpr'$ fljstr.
CLERKS IN KXGLVXD.
How Thousands Live ok One Pound
a Week.
The "RtquMte" of London and Their
Habits of Lodging, Dining and 1 reus
ing lngenlou Shifts or tha
Lvonomiral
"Two pontul-t, Hint i too it.tllars in
your w .v.tiM.nv.l I trjrc s;il
ary in KiipStM for n'.l frtof clerkly
t'liiiilovm .-lit," stmi a w.-knoivu Igni
tion nifixh.tut i'n',ij ; ,V i iing
n few days in tlti,,', f'u con
versing witlt a rr;" 'on tlie lala
troubles in Atih-rk. .-inij rvmmkotl in
piilent.tlly that employs l. ;i!l tusi'i'i;i
tions were not onlv lx tt r iviiil ai:.l
better treated hut wnv thought mu,.li
more of in the New World than iu tlie
Old. "Anil, by tlin way, I i ;m reiul
several articles on weekly ii.nsmcV
he ltdded. "l?y clerks," fontim! the
merchant, "I am not refcrrim; n shop
men. I believe .-lioi'incn ate;,:i
England very mnrli us they' !.
The sueeesf ul salesman becoiiie'J ;
aide nnd foives good wap-s. jur
I hear that some of the yotin J, u. n
hcliind eounters in big LoivUm iiotr
earn as much as live aiiieeu i
pounds a week, an exeellent lk-huia.
lint the average wage of a ch-i k in a
mercantile house is one imuud a week
Thousands receive considerably less.
The young man, however, who earns
his weekly w ages of a sovereign is eon
a'dered while young to lie fairly ros
jvnms. With economy he can live
decently on that amount, and I think
1 can safely say that ten thousand of
1 1 1 e w e 1 1-d ti' sseil , sw a ggeri n g y o u n g m e u
you will meet in the streets of London
on a line Sunday afternoon are lifty-two-mund-a-year
clerks.
'To begin with, ho can hire a room
in a dozen and one respectable streets
off Bloomsbiiry, that is, within easy
walking of the city, for four shillings a
week. By an arrangement with his
landlady he can have breakfast
brought up to his room for six
pence daily, that is, three, and six
m week. You must understand thai
cheap lxmiiling-hoiises are not general
in London. So far seven and sixpence
are out nf the jxn;nd. He can dine
every (lay fir alwitil eight H-nee f will
tell you how he does that iu a moment
and on Sunday he can have a por
tion of his landlady's dinner for a shil
ling. Six eight ponces make four shil
lings, with Sunday, live shillings, which
raided to (seven and sixpence make
tvvelvo and six. For his tea or siiji
pcr, as you call it he goi s to a eollee
shop. There are many hundred iu Lon
don where he can buy a cup of tea or
coffee for a penny, three slices of bread
and butter for a penny-halfpenny, and
an egg orrashcrof bacon fur twopence,
in all fourpence-halfpetiny, or say two
and eighlpence a week. Now let u.
add that up:
a penny, waiter a penny; in all, seven
pence-do you see? Those a la mmle
beef -houses, by the way. are frequented
by the richest men iu the city, so the
poor clerk's cheap dinner is in no way
infra dig.
I think," continued the merchant,
that In my time I have employed
hundreds o( young men as clerks
and I have watched their
ways. The ambitious ones, a
small minority, either rise some
how or other to important positions
with wages, say, of two or at most three
pounds a week, or else find their way
into some more prosperous undertaking;.
The majority, however, remain at a
pound until either shabhiness, lack of
smartness or marriage drives them to
the wall or pitdmbiy the workhouse.
"In his early veal's his w ays are most
interesting. He is up to all manner of
dodges to save his clothes or to seke
what he considers to lie honest per
quisites in the shape of odd sheets of
note paper, pens, envelopes, etc., for
private correspondence at home. He
saves his IkioIs by putting on list slip
pers in the office; he wears an old rag
of a coat: he tics a little apron over his
waistcoat so as not to hurt it
leaning against a desk, and of course
he takes off his cull's I think euffs
were invented for clerks. When, how
ever, he arrives m 'he morning, or
srtH'S out for his middav lunch, he is
simply lovely to look at that is, the
careful and tidy lifty-pound clerk.
His tall hat every city clerk iu Lot-
.lon wears a tall hat glistens in the
sun. His collar is tip to his ears and
his cuffs cover his knuckles and the
rest of him is in full harmony. Now,
there von have him and how he can
live. Let the same man have ten.
twenty or thirty pounds more and h
marries. If he remains single he is
regarded in his particular circle as a
bachelor of opulence, and he really l.
"Now, as to the social position ol
these men. Thcv lieat'lv all belong to
hat is know n as the middle class.
Thev lvirard shoomen as ix'rsons be
neath tl'"ir station, and probably their
fathers were unsuccessful doctors, law
yer. nlVu-ers of the army and navy or
something else in the great eoniinuuity
of poorly-paid professional men in
Kngtand. Hut you just put an ail-
ieriiseiuenl in an English paiier for a
lerk at a pound a week, and I will
i;uaraiitee that Volt have several luin-
Ired answers. I once knew an
uielioneer and surveyor in Great
lieorge street, Westminster, who a few
veal's ago advertised for a copying
clerk; salary one pound tier week.
Answers came by the thousand from
naval and military ohVers and fathers
of families, liegging for the lHisition to
ivh them from starvation." I'liilnthl-
Irfxlpngs
Ilreul:tast at M. a day
I 'Inner at ml. a J..y fur six duys
Kuml'.iy dinner
Tea at 4'ad. aday
Left over for clothes and sundries . .
10 0
"Now," continued the im n haul,
"fifty-two times four and tenpem-v-ha'.fpenny
make twenty-two pound
nine and eightpeiice, out of which the
dork's clothes, amusements, tobacco,
brer, savings and everything else iiiusl
come. He will wear two suits (ml an
laid pair of trousers every year; one
business suit at two pounds ten, and
one black suit at three piinnls ten ix
pounds. At tlie prices charged iu
Kngland he can supply hiim-elf with
the rest of his things as follows. For
the sake of the addition, I w ill begin
with clothes.
Iluslness suit...
Heat suit
Fxtra trousers.
Twelve pulrs of soeks at Cd
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Three ncckllet at Is 0
Tall hat 0
Two deerstalkers at Vs. od 0
fcix shirts S tkl
Two suns summer uniierwear I .,
" " umier (1'Ws. 0
Twelve collars, at M 0
Fl pair of cuds, at Sil 0
Hoots, three pair, at His 1
Overcoat, a every .1 year, per year. 1
Olovcs, winter and summer 0
8 0
fifty two weelci, for food and lodging.
av i.. i:,u per week
U 0
39 0 0
i? 0
"That leaves him only eleven shillings
for tobacco nnd every thing else. On
the face of it, that is not very much;
but if he has ticiuaiiitain:es, and nearly
every clerk has.hegets a good deal more
for pocket money. For instance, if he Is
clever he w ill manage to dine or take
tea or perhaps both meals out every
Minilay. Un such occasions hu ill
foregoes breakfast, with the result thai
he saves Is ltijd, or iu the year H 17
Cd. In fact every meal that he saves.
nnd he watches every opportunity for
tloing so, is so much In Ins pocket for
Biiinlrics, extra liuery or saving fund.
"Oh, I forgot to say how he manages
U dine for eightpeiice. Lndcr ordinary
circumstances ho buys a plate of bee!
for sixpence, potatoes penny, thick
slice of bread penny, w aiter - he must
never bu forgotten penny. That'i
liinepetieo, vmi say. Certainly, but U
offset that, three (lays a week he will go
to an a la mode beef-house, w here h
will get a plate of delicious beef stew
Ur fourjience, bread u penny, potntyes
AMERICAN PIANOS.
The
the
Total Number Produced Since
Foundation of the Industry.
What becomes of all the pianos?"
is a question frequently askeil. ot-with-danding
the immense progress in
the manufacture of pianos in this coun
try, the business is still iu its infancy.
md then1 are barely pianos enough on
tans continent to supply one null to
half of the families now dwelling in the
State of New York. Onlv for the vears
lstjj.70. when, an internal-revenue tat;
being levied nil sales, manufacturers
had to. make monthly returns of the
number of instruments sold, are exact
statistics accessible. The follow 1112; es
timate is believed to be nearly accurate
as to the niunlxT of pianos made in the
United Slates:
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HOW TO EAT WISELY.
Common-Sens Rules Which Should IU
i..lven a Faithful Trial.
As a universal rule In health, and
with very few exceptions in disease,
that Is b,'sto b eaten which the appe
tite craves or the taste relishes, lYr
aons rarely err in the quality of food
eaten; nature's iis:iueLs are the wisest
regulators iu this respect. The great
sources of mischief from eallng are
thi-ee quantity, frequency, rr.pidity,
and from these come tin horribl dys
pepsia which make of human life a
burden, a torture, a living death. Hy
eating fast, the stomach, lik a hot lie
being till 'd through a funnel. Is full
and oveillo.ving before we know
it; but the most important rea
son is, the food is swallowed be
fore time has been allowed lo divide il
into sufficient y small pices with the
teeth; for, like ice in a tumbler of water,
the sinal er ih bits are the sooner are
they d ssolved. It has b -en seen with
the naked eve that if solid food is cu;
np in pieces small as half a pe i, il
dijests almost as soon, without being
chewed at all, as if it had been well
masticated. The best plan, there
fore, is for all persons to thus com
minute their foo l; for even if it is well
chewed the comminution is no injury,
while it is of very great importance in
case of hurry, forgetftilness, or bad
teeth. Cheerful conversation pre
vious ra id eating. It requires
about live hours for a roinmon
meal to dissolve and pass out of th
stomach, during which time this organ
is incessanrty at work, when it must
have repose, as any other muscle, or
set of muscles, after such a length ol
effort Hence pi r-ons should not eat
within a live-hour's interval. The hear!
itse'f is at rest nn r than one-third of
the lime. The b.aiu perishes w ithout
rep sc. Never force food on the
stomach. Ail are tired vtliMi n:g!ti
comes. Every miwlc of the body is
weary and look t!i b'd; but just as
we lie down to i: every other p irt of
lliebaly, if we by a h 'arty meal give
the stomach live h. nil's' work, which in
its weak state ivqu'ivs a much loiirer
time to pcrf irm than at an earlier
h nir of the day, it is like im
tvosing upon a set .atit a fu'l day's
work just at the close of a hard day's
lalsu'. Hence the unwisdom of eat
ing hear ily lat in the day or evening;
and no w o nlerii Ins cost m my . man
his l'.fe. Always breakfast before work
or exeivis . No lab ivrs or active per
sons sboul I cat an a'o 11 later than sun
doiin, ai d the i it should not be over
half the mid.Iay meal. Person o!
sedentary habbs. or who are at all ail
ing, should take absolutely nothing fijr
supper lieymai a single piece of coM
stale bread and butter, or a ship-biscuit
with a sing'e cup of warm drink. Such
a supper wilt always give Ivetter sleep
and prepare for a heartier breakfast,
witli the advantage of having the ex
ercise of the whole day to grind it up
and extract its nutritue.it. Never cat
without an inclination. Hill s Journal
of Iknl.h.
CAGED BIRDS.
2 .HI
ai.iill
M"l
711.00
Iiii.iiii
9u
i r. 011
Total snails)
After a review of last year's produc
tion, the tmirnr reached the conclusion
that the output will Im: about tX.lXHJ
pianos. The total number, therefore,
made in this country since the founda
tion of the industry would be about
c0".l " . Together with those illlHrtei,
we would have in Use in this country
l.isci.oisi piano. Upon examination of
eiisiis table we ascertain that there
ire aliout ll.OHJ.boO families in this
otintry. Say that fi."W,t"s families
wotilil use iiiaiios, mat Wotilit leave
l,W,' families to supply. But let
lis come to close figure. Say 2,IJISJ.J0
families require pianos. That would
leave 1.oho,iki families to supply. But
let us come to still closer figure. Say
that there are no families to supply ex-
ept such us purchased pianos orig
inal !v or iiiherite.d them anil can not
use them any longer. The old pianos
are becoming lcs useful, and to supply
this delii ieney 4S,J) pianos are not
sufficient. This number is only 5 per
cent, of the whole iiinulx r made, and
much more than 5 per cent, are becom
ing useless, .V. '. Musical Courier.
m riannei OosmetiC.
"The only cosmetic I ever used,"
says a well-preserved elderly lady, "is
a flannel wash doth. Ever since I can
remember I have washed my faceevery
morning and every night in clean, tepid
water with a piece of flannel, renewed
is often as it becomes thick and shrunk
en. My mother told me to do this, and
her mother had follow ed the same prac
tice iiikI probably her mother also, for
they were all noted for their line,
healthy complexion. No son), pow
der, glycerine or any of the modern
beautifying lotions have ever touched
my face, and this is what it is at sev
enty," us she touched with pride a
cheek whose line, soft texture, soft and
smooth as a baby's, gave effective proof
to the value of Hie recipe. Iklroil
Tribune.
The Abundance of Maladies to Which
Over-Lat:ng Makca 1 hem Liable.
The niclavcholy part of the study of
raged bird i the abundant e of dis
ease to which tlcy me liable. Es
pecially din ing the w inter and the early
spring the pathetic little ta lives nr.
spt to suffer and die iu a way which
makes the very fact of their captivity
a reproach. After examining the grisly
catalogue of their complaint., we h ive
come to the conclusion that the ex
t'cs i ve dnilnes of their life in cage
drive them to the only indulg -nee
which i possible to them, that of over
eating themselves. Th r exeit 'd bird
which fall fr mi it perc'i. hi the mid
dle of .1 b ;r-t of o:ig, smitten wiih
l.'..ni 1 ,i).,i,lexv; the hot and lumpi' bird
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ivuicii is a vieinn 1 1 ucpauu; ine cor
pulent Irrd whose ti .fiirt" no dandelion
leaves of Epsom salt will red. lee; the
epileptic bird that drag on existence
lv sipping tincture of lobelia and drops
of raster oil, all these mel ineholy in
valid would have escaped their sad
condition if they could have resisted
ho tempting I etnp-ecd ami the lus
cioii milksop. But how are they to
Jrag life throiin the'r long monoto
nous days? In the utter insipidity of
aviary existence the opc.i and inex
haustible box ol food decoy them like
a vice, and they succumb to tempta
tion, 11 M ne. Ilov.uy did, from sheer
unmitigated ennui. Sometime, in the
later stage of decline, all reticence is
thrown aside, and the unfortunate
soitgstT sit all daylong at the feeiU
ing trough, shelling nnd throwing
aside the food that it positively call not
swallow, and yet mu-t be handling.
In these sad ra-e a live spider is some
time found b' tielleial, as for hysterical
human patients the f.imily doctor may
recommend a pantomime or a fancy
ball. We tan not but think that more
tudy might with advantage be given
lo the question of caged birds, since
this seems to be "the difficulty upon
w li :li their management always strikes.
It Is curious Ihat bird fancier persist
in feeding tl e:r charge with hoiii
seed. probably because the irresponsi
ble little wretches gobble it up with so
tniich gr edini'ss. But this is no more
a reason forgiving it to tin 111 than the
fact that children like macaroons
would lie a reason for feeding them
laily upon this Indigestible dainty.
B'l'ds require at least 11s much care lis
not
it.
Congressman Flench, of Connect!-1
cut, is the Inventor of the railway cur
spring that is now iu general use.
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fieri) In a story told by Ails Marti
neau of a servant girl who catnn to hei
to be h red. The girl had a brogue that
m glit he cut w th an axe, but den 0 I
that she was Irish. "Well." sa il the
novels);. "I don't know whether you
are an Irish woman or not. All 1 know
is, you were born in Ireland." "Well,
ma'am." replied the girl, "suppose I
was; if I was born in a stable would I
be a horse?" She wai engaged with
out further parley. Liiuinnai En
quirer.
hildren iu selecting' for them,
what I hey prefer, bin what is be
litlurilit'i lirxitie.
Pop-Corn Balls: Take three large
ears of pop-corn (rice is best). After
popping, shake it down In pan so the
iinjiopped corn will settle at the bot
tom; put tue nice niuto pnppcii in a
greased pan. For the candy, take one
cup of molasses, otic eup of light
brown or while sugar, one lable-poon-
ftil of vinegar. Boil until it will
harden Iu water. Pour on the corn.
Stir with a spoon until thoroughly
mixed; then mould Into balls with the
hand. 77m! Ihuschntd.
SHARP CONTRAST.
The Humble, lite of Weavers In Oltlcn
Times t;oniiartl With That of To-!'.
It i sometimes well to take u loot
back and see what our forefather used
to do in our own line of business. Be
fore the advent of the narrow loom and
fancy cassintcres all goods were woven
on the old broad hand-loom, w hich was
an immense Institution, and usually
owned by the weaver and set up In one
of his own chambers. It was always
accompanied by the old "bobbin
wheel" and lai'sebowlortub of watel
in w hich to wet the tilling; the w heel
being used to throw out the surplus
water, which left each bobbin of Idling
equally charged with moisture. The
bobbins were stacked up In she w indow
until used, sometimes kept coveted
with a cloth. From fifty to one hun
dred bobbins were wet at a time. Only
one shuttle was used, and that a very
heavy one. with two large double
wheels underneath and two single
wheels' on the side that ran against the
reed. These wheels used to destroy
the reed in time, as the under w heels
did the race-board. There was no box
motion then, A piece of strong (wine
was fastened lo each picker am
brought lo the center of the loom and
fastened to a handle which the weave!
held in his right hand, and w ith whii
the shuttle wa throw n with great pi'
cision while he worked the lav with his
li ft hand and the treadles with his feet
The seat was a twn-legged titVait
fastened to lite window-sill, the seat
part beinrrtiT nng!e of about forty-
live degrees. It could hardly be callei
a seat, as the weaver stood up wlul
sitting tlow ti, as it were. I he varn
was let oil front the beam by
I1.1411I, ami tlic clotlt taken up 111
the same wav, the arrangement being
very crude indeed. but very
effective, made so by the skill of the
weaver. The cloth as usually woven
in the loom eleven ifr thirteen quarters
wide, and, as might be exported, it
came from the loom very thin, but felt
like a woolen hoard when full, iu which
state it was generally sold by the .small
manufacturer, the purchaser c uding it
to the tinisliiiig-mill.
Besides the single loom in the home,
of the weaver there Were what win
termed "shops," where a laiy.e iiuiiiIm",
of looms were run, Usually owned by
one man, single looms being rented at
times. A there was no power there
was no liell mid no steam heat, tin
shops being warmed by the crudest
kind of stoves. When the short dav
of th. year came, and it was time tr
light up, they usually had what wa
called "a lightiiig-up supper," and in
the spring a "blow ing-out" supper.
Lighting w?ls done with oil iu tin
crudest kind of a lamp, which wa,
made by any tinsmith. The amount
of smoke made w as feat fill. The lamp
were open, 110 gla-s in miy form brim:
Used. Coal oil had not been discov
ered, and lard oil wa md then an ar
ticle of commerce. The weavers wen
generally a very happy set of men, full
of jest, song, and story, and the origi
nal wit of vine of those men has made
the fortune of later imitators.
The Weaver Were often expert at
raising window plants, and many ol
them could iirukc a good showing at
any season uflthe i-nr. Native soil"
birds were o. n kept, and there ua-
alwayss r lAhnl of a pet - it may In
a dog. cat, or some kind of bird that
was allowed the frtedoiu of the chain-Is-r.
Money was not very 1 b tit v. lux-
uric were unknown, but a fair share
of happine wa secured by the old
hand-loom wcavci. 1'ihcr and fairies.
Mother Johnny, lirusli the mint nil
your boot. Johnny I that the kind
of dtiKt papa was talking to governess
alxmt? Mother What did he miy?
Jolinny lie said: "I)o-t thou love me,
Agnes?" Mother No, it is not, John
nie; but Agnes will dust out of hero
to-morrow uionilnir. - Boston (JIM.
THE CHEERFUL FACE.
A Hearen-llnrn Light 1 1.-f. ire Which All
lireartiie Must Vanish.
Next to the sunlight of heal en i the
cliuerliil lace. 1 here 1 no mistaking
it -the bright eye, the unclouded brow,
the sunny smile, all tell of that which
dwell within. Who has not felt itsclec-
trifyitig influence? One glance at thi
face lift lis out of the iii!t ind shad
ow into the beautiful realm of hope.
One cheerful face in the household will
keep everv thing warm and bright w ith
in. A host of evil passions may link
around the door, but they never cuter
and abide tin-re; the cheerful face will
put them lo shame and llight. It may
be a very plain face, but there I some
thing in it we feel, yet can not express;
and it cheery smile sends the blooil
dancing Ihrocgh the veins for every
Joy. aii, tliere is a world of magic 111
the plain, cl 1 fill face! It charms n-
with a spell of eternity ami we woiih
not CXcliaiige il for all the soulless beau
ty mat ever graced the laircsi torm on
earth.
It niay be a very little face, but
somehow ' (hi cherry little face ever
shines, nnd tiie shining is so bright
that the shadow can not remain, am
silently they creep away into the dark
corners where the pleasant face
gone, It in ty be a wrinkled face, hut
it is all the dearer for that, nnd uoin
the less cheerful. We linger near it,
and ga.n TeuiTT-My upon it. 11 11 1 1 say:
"(!od bless Ibis dear, happy face!"
We must keep it with us as long as
veeiii, for home will lose much ,,f Its
brightness when this sweet fain is
gone. And after it is gone, how the
remembrance of it softens our way
ward natures. When eii ii" nnd sorrow
would snap our heart strings asunder,
this wrinkled face looks down upon us.
and the painful tension grow lighter,
the way seems less dreary, and the
Sorrow less heavy. (Joll bless the
cheerful face! What a dreary world
this would be without this lieavcii-boi ii
light! And he who has it not should
pray for his daily bread. JJmne Via
Kif. m s.
Strive everywhere ami in nil things
to be at pea. If trouble comes from
Within or without, treat it peacefully. If
Joy comes, rei-civo it peacefully, without
excitement If we must needs Hen
from evil, let us do it calmly, without
agitation, or we may stumble and fall
In our haste, Iet us do good peace
fully, or our hurry will lend in into end
less faults. Even repentance is work
w It ieli, should be earr.ed 011 peacefully,
tit, Francis tlo Mm.
-1
S iine Huston women are beginning
lo say tlinl il gives tin 111 a headache to
sit through a sermoa with their lion,
nets on, a'i'l ak why they tyn not
lake theiu off in ohtireh, Ilostva Journal.
DZATH IN THE WATER.
13 THE ELEMENT WE DEINK
DECIMATING! THE FEOFLS?
How a Uutveraitl Mnnra te Health
May Bo Dlsni moil.
A few years ago lite people in a ret tain
sec ion in one of the lea litqf cities ot the
State wre prostrated with a niallKimtit
dis.'siso, and upon investitfiitliui it Was
found that only those who used water
from a famous old well were the victims.
Professor S. A, l.attimoie, analyst of
the New York State Board of Health,
upon tituilyitinjj water bout (his well,
found it inoro de.ii'.ly than the city
new Ago !
The tllliii up of the old well stopped
the ravages of the disease.
Not loiirf since the writer noticed while
some men were making an excavation
for a larne buildtiiit, a sinituiu of dark
colored earth running from near the
Hiuirti e to h o i pan. There it took all
ot her course towar I a well near at hand.
The water front tld well had for yeara
been lauded with Hi;" diubiins from a
receiving vault, the percolations of which
had discolored the earth I
Terrible!
A similar condition of things exists In
every village and city where well water
is use. I, and though the lllterina which
the tluids receive in passing through the
earth may pve them a clear appearance,
yet the o,soit and disease remains,
though the water may look never o
clear.
it is still worse with the farmer, for
the drainage from the l ain -yard and the
so from I ,e ki'ehcti pvei tnally find
the r way into the (a n Iv well I
The sunn' con litioii of things exists in
our large cities, whose water supplies are
rivers led bv little Hiteams th at carry oil
ihe liith am"l drainage from houses. 1'hi
"wati r" is eventually drunk by rich and
poor alike with great evil.
Some cautious teop!e icsort to the tllt.r
for t'litilvtng this water, but even the
llltcr does not remove this peson, for
water of the most deadly chaiacter may
pass through th stil'erund Ihvuiiij clear,
yet the iitou disguised is there,
They who use liltcis know that they
must bo renewed at regular periods, (or
even th nigh they do not take out all the
i 1 11 1 1 in t v , tln'v s .oti become foul.
Now in like manner the h iiiian kid
ney net as a liiier for the bloo I, an. I if
they are filled up w it 1 impui rti 'S and
become foul, like the filter, all the Mood
in the system coursing through them be
come had, for it is n.iw a con. e led I.11 1
that the kidneys r tint chief means
whereby ihe blood i put died. I hese
organs are filled well thousand' of nnir
UU fuVs which drain th" impurities
ft kiii the blool, as the sewer pipes drain
impurities from our hoti-e.
If a sewer p bieak tin ler the house,
the sewage escapes Into the earth and
tills the house w it'i poisonous 1! 1 ; so if
any of the tliou-acl and one 1 1 1 1 1 hair
hk'e Sewer t iU'S of tin. ki-biey break
down, the entire body is allectwd by tins
awful poisoti.
It is a scientific fact lb.il the kidneys
have few nerves of sensation; 1111 I, con
se.pieiitlv, disease may mist in these
organs i.u a long time and not la' sns
iee!cl by the individual. Il i itnossj
Me to tiller or take tin death out ol the
blood when the least d -rangeiueiit exis'a
in these organ, and if the Mood is not
filtered then the uric a. i l, ik kidney
(Hiisoti, retiiovaldeoiilv by Warner's safe
cure, tiivuiii'ilab'B in the system uud at
tie k any organ, prodm-ini; ni "it of
ten ailment, j iM as newer )tt an I bad
drainage proiluct so many fa'al disorder.
Kidney disease may U known to exist
if there is any marked departure fiotn
oriliti.ny bealtii without apnaietd known
cau-e. and it should be lind Tstoo I bv itll
that tin greate-t oil exist, and is in
tetlolie.l, II theie I the h a t lieg eel to
treat it promptly w ,th that great s! ill.-,
Wa: net s ea'e core, a renin ly that h 1
receive I I Im highest te oguitioti by
scientific Men who have thoroughly in
vestigated the character of k.Jney do-rang.-inent.
They m iv not t"ll ii that the 1:110 of
so mat. diseases in tin organ i Ihe im
pure water or any o'ln-r one thing, but
thi iisouoiis w.t't r w ith it impuiiiic
coursing constantly throtl.lt these deli
cate or 'alls tin loiil.tedlv doe urodoee
much of the decay and disease which
cwiutii.illv terminate 111 the bitsl Unglit s
ili-o.i for lliit di e.ise, 11I ke among the
drinking men, iiroliiluti misls, llet tie
ba i 1 slave, ihe laboter. tan merchant
an I the turnip, wo.ks terrible devasta
tion very v. ar.
It i well' Known that the liver which
i so ea-ilv lino n "out of gear" a thev
sav, very read.lv disturb the action of
the kidneys. That organ when daranged,
inwif'li'Hilii announce the fad by sal
low skin, constipated bowel, coated
tongue, an I bead.n he, but the kidney
when di-eased, struggles on for a lon
finis, and the fact of ds disease can onlv
I, dis. oveicd bv the ai l of Ihe micr
cope or bv the physical! who is.killlul
enoii di to tract" the most indirect ell.-i ts
in tne sin to the derangement ol
these organs, a the prime cause.
The pipilic is 1 -anting much 011 Ibis
sii' lect nnd when It coin" to tinder
a'.md that the ki-bievs lire the real he.ilill
regti'a'oi. a they are ihe teal blool
pin nlets i.f ihe s siem, tin y mil escaim
an infinite um e:nt nf mitifveary suf
feiilig, and a Id length o! days and happi
ness lo their lot.
SLANOY EPITHETS.
Nantes tiv Which Workmen Dlsttiimilslv
In. killed XI in lie is iif Their Craft.
Strikes bring out the technical slang
of the Initios, and particularly the
opprobrious epithet, by which tlio dif
ferent classes of workmen distinguish
the unskilled men who labor at the
same trade. In most vases It will he
found that these slang terms originate
In some technicality of the trade, Thus
the telegraphers call a poor operator a
"plug," after the little metal plug or
pin in the switchboard, good only to
open and close the ei re tilt. They are
also culled "ehalr-wiirtuers," the ineiui
Ing of which Is apparent to every
body.
l'linlers diisigimte an unskilled type
setter as a "shoemaker" or a "black
smith." The derlyathin of the former
appellation Is from the fact that a com
positor whu make errors Is obliged tu
correct them after the ty pe Is set up by
taking out the misplaced letters and
"pegging" Ihe proper ones Into llielr
places. Tailors also 'use the word
"shoemaker" to distinguish a poor
hand, as an unskilled workman makes
his stitches Un1 far apart, and Is there
fore better adapted to sew leather,
where lie can punch the hole with an
awl before putting his needle through.
The appellation, "blacksmith," Is ap
plied to a printer whose lingers am
clumsy, and 11 Jeweler also terms an un
skilled w orker at his trade a "black
smith" for the same reason.
A term of opprobrium which was
used by old New York printers to denote
an unskilled eoiiitosi!or, was the word
"hoarder," from the fact that a poor
hand w as generally a drinking man and
spent his time hinting or "boai'illuj" in
liquor saloons. '0(ei Ulot.
A fat woman entered a crowded
street-car and sei.iug a strap, stood on
a gentleman's toes. A soon a he could
extricate himself he aroo and ottered
her his scat. "You are very kind, sir,"
she said. "Not at all, madam," lie re
plied; "it's not a kindlier,, it' self
defense." A". J". Sun.
tbmi Hall s sick, w gars lisr Cuturta,
Vbn sli was a Chllil, tin orlstl fur I aatorla,
Wuni sli tweaiii Miss, alia eliuig (0 t'atliirla,
Whttt sua lisd. CliUilraa, slis ,ss llisiu Csslorla,
CHICAGO
COTTAGE
ORGASM
rini n'tttlticd n rliioitiiril nf ici llcnno uhloh
Ul'llll of no s.ltiel nil-,
Ii .s.iiiiiihh ei "i improvement Itmt liiruotlra
renin 1, aklU and mum y 1 un pnaiuw.
- Lawyer - loll say the prisoner Itc-
ciihtitaliy ."hot hiin-eif in the leg
IV Itiie-s - J 1 1 1 1 1 . Lawyer tv asthe gun
loaned? Wilnes - I don't know. Law
yer Now, then, will yon please stale
to the jury how he shot himself? Wit
ties Well, I s appose that the blamed
old gnu was like a lawyer's mouth -went
oil' whether lliere was anything in
it or not. A. 1. Sun.
"Now, Mr. Nibsoti, you nuisl sing
f.r us," said Miss Kenthertop, "and I
am sure you will sing something: to
oblige us." "Of con i sii I will always
willing lo oblige. Just nrtk the com
pany to pass out iiilclly, please."
") ass out ipiictly! What do you mean
by that?" "It, is better so, Mis
I'ciithcrtop, as it prevent them from
stamp-ding nnd breaking the furniture
when I begin to sing," Itrnke't Travel
en' MiHjntinc. '
"Mamma," said a b itifsil West
Kud bclhT, "I have two offers of mar
riage." "Indeed, my dear, who are
the men?" "One, niaiuina, is a Count
and the oilier a coachman. Which shall
1 rnooser' well, daughter, you
must use your ow n judgment. I don't
know how to advise. It has hi come so
in this country Ihat one cun't really de
cide whether a coachman Is a Count Iu
disguise or a Count is a eonchimin Iu
disguise. As I said before," you must
imike your own choice. Wanhinyton
Crilin,
Learning a trade: Illarksmlth (to
young man) You think you possess
the necessary rpialillcatlons for a black
smith? Young ninti Yes, sir, I was
a member of the foot-ball team 11 1 col
lege. Hlaeksmltli (dubiously) Yon
may be strong enough, young man, but
this business demands brains ai well a
ttrcnytli. Chiraio Juurnul.
REMEDY J
TIIU XJIJSjsT
Kidney Liver Hedicino
m i mt h son v 7i 1 ill.
IttM'H III ".:r:i la no J tim Hu-
g.-iiuf di-msD set it -.all lc.wliv.ls '
Ui n iicii m to pto .i' it..
II t NT S V.t M I I'V ettrea all lllaena.-a
i f 1 ho I, I. lues a, lllnililnr, I rliiarjr Or.
can. Ire s-, l.invi l, IMalirlvs alii
ImentliirmK ami Krli-mP n i f I rluo.
Ill' NTH HI UMiV ureses sleep.
Ilea'. I Bit S' 'I; l o. I,ltt ll I ) ''", "-l
lvlirat'4 l.ruMi Is Ilie le.ult
II I N TS It IM I 11 V rurra fain In lha
Milr, l.ai It or Lulus. Crnri al Uetilllljr.
Kenmla literasrs, I Islurlie.l Sleep,
I. lis i.f Ai-tlle nnil III U-lil's llaea.
III'NTH ItH.Ml.IiV i,n.:.i Imliass tin
I III r I., heatlhy a,ticl, t."i. ln( t!.e nuet
IKjll'ii.i uo tillotis Itrs.'si hf, l)'ieil
slit, Huur Momarti, ( a litrtiuae, I'llea,
te.
I Hi I'.o ue -t III Ms 11 10 r in iik
l-l 11 ... h an.l l..w, Ia sill (.jwr.l'H ri,'.us Hi. ir
t'n-l Aelt, jt'nt 0o M.ha! Wilt In.- M-rlei ll IMliiliisL
III NT'S 1:1 Ml.liV is ir.ty vn-.titllr,
ai.,1 r..e,-M a w,i!t itevi-r ln-l.-re lurcla-. to lit
r-l.'lr, ai,. ti e Utllliwl I.I.aji.u talA,(,
l-l it.
Ill NT'S Ill'.MMtV Is r re re,l
I'trasly for Ihlt atin' Ulaeaara, ami
has iit'trr hi-en l,tiutit tit fall,
Onn tril.l will rent hue you. lor
al hy all lirtiKudet.
s. t.1 l.-r I ui I't.Kt In
HUNTS REMEDY CO.,
fj Sale by all DrnzsLts at Ora CllrOr.
j-r-.,
Otm I , '. - "V EVEBY
I ' x " .
(S 'VI TOR
TO k 1 1 ' ' ,
X0TU ' 1 i TEaVBf
Ttiesa excellent tiri'ini sis ti iebrsleit fur Till-
ante, iciaiiiv el ietie le.n a i-Kiitat', nitety 111 emu
bliisiien aiuHii ili'i;n, beauty III fltiisb, irferl
cotiairni 'Hun, oiitkiiej iht ui Ilie iiiiisi slim, live ,orna
tueiikil ami tl.aiisl.le i"i:aiia lu Uuua'S, atbuula,
-Iturt la-a, bsljiva, aiieUl'a, ViC.
iKTiiti iHiirn Ri:rrT4Tis.
IMVtit Al l II I II.ITII M,
hUlLLLU VUIlliMr.!,
UtMt M.lTKBlAIai
(NIMniNCn, atXKM Till
THE rOFULAR ORQAH
Instrui'llon Dooki anJ Plana Stool.
Caulnes ami rrltw lasts, ea api'tloaUiai, aa
CHICAGO COTTAGE ORGAN CO.
3I BLUE ISLAND AVE.,
CHICAGO, IlL.
MANY LAMP CIIIMNKYtj AUK
olioroil lor aula represented
ts good ue tha 1-unions
PEARL TOP
ui r tiii:y
mE MOT!
And Ilk kll Cnunlerfrlia I, irk lha
UtiMurhishla I AMiMi qttitUllea
VI' Till'. I. IU IM..
ASlFlFoit'TXZZS
PEARLT9P
in J InaUt T H 1 1
V sm
upon foteju,i Exact
n AVIXG ' L ABEL
them &MA$Jon tack
fitiy c.iia.Nti
ptOcuao,isss.
Tho PEARL TOP is
nanufisrltsrrd OILV hf
GFO. A. MA.C55TH ft CO.,
, m
trU
g Mhof wtrn
FT L n SB
HBT M4IB
(liraalr lMt
mmmam at bath
ilknnt U swImimsV
HlKK with rf lhli, Kr rNntt,hltM N 1
K4 Hom l m XTUMt hKKT If 7t?I MO.
?iv4 pm: pyhtv t mw rMHHmi). tL.
.lli'.VIilCTtCU'ITKU
t irirrst la star la the orlhst.
- 1 1 mt
F.KItl.-.M l l.i:tl 4ITTKJIN,
If you waat tha beat, send your onlera to
PALMER & REY,
lit 114 Front St.. Portland. Oraraa.
go M M I I I I l i IHMOtis MaT.aw-sai-a-sasaai I I I l I I I . I . I I l I I
for Infants and Children.
"Caatorla is so well a4spld s -hufso lisl I CaataHa (rnrea Mlfl. fViMllpaMnn,
I racumniend II u tiinsrlur lo aor prearnpUoa I J'xir Hlmnach, I'lairhma, tni. uo.in.
taa to m.- llTT M o, I lLufpJJ-' ' "J """
UI Bo. Oilurd Bk, IlruetUfa, N. T. WuLul mjuriouj taaxlloaUrav
Taa CanraiiB CearajiT, 181 Fulloa luswt, V. T.
MLIlJJM.J J.t-UIII
3.1'
i3
I
Jim THAT GREAT HOME MONTHLY
HOUSEKEEPER
fsVnd lia tl.oo and a rpnts for nostnirn nit Ixmlts.
mill will a, ii j,n 1 11 K IKK Kl KI.I I I II iri-irii
liir sulia, i ll,, $100 per yrur) Hiul Ilia 40
IXHll.aill.!! II,,,! IW, im,., lie in, 1 1 1.
1IIK Mill il KM I'l 111. nyeiirsiil.t luia 1.0,000
elnuliillon, an.l la Hurl It unylMi.ly's tlulliir.
Tli a Mrilrrr nt lllnehttneil Orstai. K
Hm-i'l. Iis sirs. May Auii.a maimi.
'I I.e. I: il U. nliia. A Ni.vtil. Ilr M T f'Al.lKia.
Nlnry r a Slural. llvjANKIl AI'HI IS,
Um nt Ihe Sra, A Nurel. Ilr 1'I.AllA Al iH Tt
Avnihii'a ln.ifit-r. Ilr MMinAiirr Itiiirht'. ,
tin I l Hie l'rlli II, III 1111 I'liVWAS .
aiorwlek l-'uim l)lery, 11 IV ilk la COL
LI s a,
I n. I nf Ihe Itnths-ena. tlr slla ttl-ioi H. Ill'is,
A lleail lleiii-l. Ilr Aiilln.riit "Ot.ra 'I Imtne
Uiiiiiiiiille Ailveulureaur a Mlikaattlrf. 11
I'lliKIAS II AMI. V.
In Ihe llollihiva. Ilr MAIIV Trnt, TlAT
The llelr Ii, A attley, Ilr Mr. II KNliy WOOD.
UlU.ltr Mea.t llv U'll.lUK ( III, I, INS.
More lllil. r llmu lleuili. 11 Ilia Author uf
11 im 'I'lliitne."
ni el-ion". Ollt. llrlli'diKViNWAT. Illv;
'I he FhIhI l.lllea. II v Niioiirif "th,ra'ritnitie.,
MihmIuw uu ilia 'I'hrc.liolil. Ily Malty in IU
llif.
'I lia Curia of ( srstr, Ily autlior of "Dora
Tll'.ine 11
'I he llillel,red Menileat. Iif ?ll'f!H CllNWAT.
Ilueen AnimiB W uineu. Ily aulbur uf "laira
Tli 1 r nri '
The I'Mnl Miirrlua. fir Mlaa M R. HllAlitHiN,
A lli-lilaeorl.ovr Ily snllinr nf "Is.ra'i iiorua.''
Itoae l.oilue, Ily Mia. Hknmv Wim.ii.
A I'ltaalve I rlnin, ily '"I NK lll'i'tlKHS.a
liiaieUew llouaa. II V llllttinr til "iHira 'I'lioma."
HiiialMahiiiiaa Myatery, Ily Cuahi.H
Itl'tlnq. fliii,
WeilileU and 1'itrled, II f aiitlmr of "Dora
Th'Tiie."
A I'i.etiiiie If unter. fly ANNiaTmiMAa, Jllus.
A Tula ol 'Mln. Ily Mik. IIKMir 'Vmiiii.
A niuua: ilia Jiulua. Ily Many t u n, liar,
ill us.
I. Tir ft 1.40 w wlllacntl B roplea of IIOI'Nna
KI:i l'I H our i t'll . iiimI Ksels ol" III liool.a iik uIm.
NM"rlincH tilca of 1IOI I'l ll Irfti. Mend
iiouer i
;I11CKLYE fin. CO., Itlluncnpolls, lUlnn,
1 Of fl f
bullion. A miiofthin nf hnmnrnnR.pnilM UrHiul
ttiriliiiiK rmntiitvi'ii of Dim wht, i fnitrii. dig ritui-IlihriMii'i-i
nf litvuuHf ll h I ttith'llilil.
I. II.- i.f 4ifH-riil I . H. lii iinl. Wh,
I'o. ii,-, l.v .loii n U, 4tn-r, (miy rlnup
ititiini hlfMilil Imi in itviTy Iioiim.s i.t-1. ttlm
lrma). liy Urn ty W. l,iMirlll t4 . blnenl
tiittci-Muii nf mt h liy MilH hiitilitr. Itl'i.
I'orm., hv AliVi'.riV.,iiV.it. Cuiiiiilnii the
Bnft s-i mi in .ait :uitMuf I'uui, j.Mnn-tttn.
fur lor AitMiKint'iKai. a huH" "'Hwtlnn
A liiu hnriuhiia, I'urlor IM aiimi. Mih1w rHnlt
liilX'". (in ai, vU'., fur Noclnl Htit-HtrlnuM, T"m,
ii it ii it I f Fliii-lf ntnr. 'I oar Ih li-.tf to
tir'HxiutiiH Htl r1ilfTihi (iiantti. to buru dUMmu,
em hriiif InnM-l im i . iUj. Ilhtn.
w-kf Htiliniitf unl
i l-lll-alfl. ('iMlllllullltf III"
l-iKim Hd't rtir'-iliim fur
lull k 1 1 it in NiMiltiWfrK ICm-
hriHfllTJf, I.H'lt KlllMlKII.
niinnu, i r-M iun ntui ni
Wnrli. "hi.
ntoi--. A r-olliTliini or
iliflllhiu nNnniivoKor I''
fisi il MiiiTli'iH-H, iimnr
r ItM'm W I MHMI Ii V RiHHIII
ftii'intiiTA uf Um pro
itiikea Wit nr1
llnniiii't fl ii morn n n
(orli'H, iihiMf'hiti, iHiouii
i ml mr"pfniiihaj, Jfim,
'Um luliuwliig nro
iiuvvlg.