.. & . w A kl 7 . Eto. , ... : In .51. - -J I niiiuitiirtiirlDg . INT, f Oram. nnWa$ V srit'nt. !y for , EryslDPlim. ' !i,-ni! I; BLOOD. I or Imdy do ! infUiH.blli iillrpmiua-! ertBlu U Is f ) Syrup Iftbevlnw H8 mniort- f tit-lRe of H. or other- : f thin safe ' Insula liful. 1 to arrest I eruprtve from HOOP laaketbn ' I i. A?o iviitm a "il mat. . , oim e." out vUl'H .. le cue i 1 - ; .." i ln-tm , !1 UOC -it. t. v i ciiicr I IP red i'i . J, 1 Ni A VALENTINE. Oh. chubby fair little Uod o( Love, Can you carry a tiitnati truer Or wouldn't a bunion Unlit for a dort Be too heavy a loud tor you; Such a welpht of love at I Ion to send I'm afr.tid you would stairirer und.T. Could yon bear It safe to it's journey's end. And deliver It there, I wonder! Then go to my lady and whisper low, As you stand by her wicker ehalr, While she watches your dimples come and go, And the sunny gleam of your hair. Tell her how fair she Is. and sweet; Tell her she's crowned with love of mlr.as Tell her my heart Is lying at her feet; A k her to be tuy Valentino, Tell her with love 1 am all aglow. She will not show the least surprise; For, Cupid, she beard it loiijr ago. Let her read it again In your eye. He finds her-tlie only love of my life; lie Is telling hi? story, may be; I'or. see ! she is kissing him . . . She's my wife I And "Cupid" is Just the bauy! lltatit Vhamilrr, in llirpr'$ fljstr. CLERKS IN KXGLVXD. How Thousands Live ok One Pound a Week. The "RtquMte" of London and Their Habits of Lodging, Dining and 1 reus ing lngenlou Shifts or tha Lvonomiral "Two pontul-t, Hint i too it.tllars in your w .v.tiM.nv.l I trjrc s;il ary in KiipStM for n'.l frtof clerkly t'liiiilovm .-lit," stmi a w.-knoivu Igni tion nifixh.tut i'n',ij ; ,V i iing n few days in tlti,,', f'u con versing witlt a rr;" 'on tlie lala troubles in Atih-rk. .-inij rvmmkotl in piilent.tlly that employs l. ;i!l tusi'i'i;i tions were not onlv lx tt r iviiil ai:.l better treated hut wnv thought mu,.li more of in the New World than iu tlie Old. "Anil, by tlin way, I i ;m reiul several articles on weekly ii.nsmcV he ltdded. "l?y clerks," fontim! the merchant, "I am not refcrrim; n shop men. I believe .-lioi'incn ate;,:i England very mnrli us they' !. The sueeesf ul salesman becoiiie'J ; aide nnd foives good wap-s. jur I hear that some of the yotin J, u. n hcliind eounters in big LoivUm iiotr earn as much as live aiiieeu i pounds a week, an exeellent lk-huia. lint the average wage of a ch-i k in a mercantile house is one imuud a week Thousands receive considerably less. The young man, however, who earns his weekly w ages of a sovereign is eon a'dered while young to lie fairly ros jvnms. With economy he can live decently on that amount, and I think 1 can safely say that ten thousand of 1 1 1 e w e 1 1-d ti' sseil , sw a ggeri n g y o u n g m e u you will meet in the streets of London on a line Sunday afternoon are lifty-two-mund-a-year clerks. 'To begin with, ho can hire a room in a dozen and one respectable streets off Bloomsbiiry, that is, within easy walking of the city, for four shillings a week. By an arrangement with his landlady he can have breakfast brought up to his room for six pence daily, that is, three, and six m week. You must understand thai cheap lxmiiling-hoiises are not general in London. So far seven and sixpence are out nf the jxn;nd. He can dine every (lay fir alwitil eight H-nee f will tell you how he does that iu a moment and on Sunday he can have a por tion of his landlady's dinner for a shil ling. Six eight ponces make four shil lings, with Sunday, live shillings, which raided to (seven and sixpence make tvvelvo and six. For his tea or siiji pcr, as you call it he goi s to a eollee shop. There are many hundred iu Lon don where he can buy a cup of tea or coffee for a penny, three slices of bread and butter for a penny-halfpenny, and an egg orrashcrof bacon fur twopence, in all fourpence-halfpetiny, or say two and eighlpence a week. Now let u. add that up: a penny, waiter a penny; in all, seven pence-do you see? Those a la mmle beef -houses, by the way. are frequented by the richest men iu the city, so the poor clerk's cheap dinner is in no way infra dig. I think," continued the merchant, that In my time I have employed hundreds o( young men as clerks and I have watched their ways. The ambitious ones, a small minority, either rise some how or other to important positions with wages, say, of two or at most three pounds a week, or else find their way into some more prosperous undertaking;. The majority, however, remain at a pound until either shabhiness, lack of smartness or marriage drives them to the wall or pitdmbiy the workhouse. "In his early veal's his w ays are most interesting. He is up to all manner of dodges to save his clothes or to seke what he considers to lie honest per quisites in the shape of odd sheets of note paper, pens, envelopes, etc., for private correspondence at home. He saves his IkioIs by putting on list slip pers in the office; he wears an old rag of a coat: he tics a little apron over his waistcoat so as not to hurt it leaning against a desk, and of course he takes off his cull's I think euffs were invented for clerks. When, how ever, he arrives m 'he morning, or srtH'S out for his middav lunch, he is simply lovely to look at that is, the careful and tidy lifty-pound clerk. His tall hat every city clerk iu Lot- .lon wears a tall hat glistens in the sun. His collar is tip to his ears and his cuffs cover his knuckles and the rest of him is in full harmony. Now, there von have him and how he can live. Let the same man have ten. twenty or thirty pounds more and h marries. If he remains single he is regarded in his particular circle as a bachelor of opulence, and he really l. "Now, as to the social position ol these men. Thcv lieat'lv all belong to hat is know n as the middle class. Thev lvirard shoomen as ix'rsons be neath tl'"ir station, and probably their fathers were unsuccessful doctors, law yer. nlVu-ers of the army and navy or something else in the great eoniinuuity of poorly-paid professional men in Kngtand. Hut you just put an ail- ieriiseiuenl in an English paiier for a lerk at a pound a week, and I will i;uaraiitee that Volt have several luin- Ired answers. I once knew an uielioneer and surveyor in Great lieorge street, Westminster, who a few veal's ago advertised for a copying clerk; salary one pound tier week. Answers came by the thousand from naval and military ohVers and fathers of families, liegging for the lHisition to ivh them from starvation." I'liilnthl- Irfxlpngs Ilreul:tast at M. a day I 'Inner at ml. a J..y fur six duys Kuml'.iy dinner Tea at 4'ad. aday Left over for clothes and sundries . . 10 0 "Now," continued the im n haul, "fifty-two times four and tenpem-v-ha'.fpenny make twenty-two pound nine and eightpeiice, out of which the dork's clothes, amusements, tobacco, brer, savings and everything else iiiusl come. He will wear two suits (ml an laid pair of trousers every year; one business suit at two pounds ten, and one black suit at three piinnls ten ix pounds. At tlie prices charged iu Kngland he can supply hiim-elf with the rest of his things as follows. For the sake of the addition, I w ill begin with clothes. Iluslness suit... Heat suit Fxtra trousers. Twelve pulrs of soeks at Cd . . II . If 0 Three ncckllet at Is 0 Tall hat 0 Two deerstalkers at Vs. od 0 fcix shirts S tkl Two suns summer uniierwear I ., " " umier (1'Ws. 0 Twelve collars, at M 0 Fl pair of cuds, at Sil 0 Hoots, three pair, at His 1 Overcoat, a every .1 year, per year. 1 Olovcs, winter and summer 0 8 0 fifty two weelci, for food and lodging. av i.. i:,u per week U 0 39 0 0 i? 0 "That leaves him only eleven shillings for tobacco nnd every thing else. On the face of it, that is not very much; but if he has ticiuaiiitain:es, and nearly every clerk has.hegets a good deal more for pocket money. For instance, if he Is clever he w ill manage to dine or take tea or perhaps both meals out every Minilay. Un such occasions hu ill foregoes breakfast, with the result thai he saves Is ltijd, or iu the year H 17 Cd. In fact every meal that he saves. nnd he watches every opportunity for tloing so, is so much In Ins pocket for Biiinlrics, extra liuery or saving fund. "Oh, I forgot to say how he manages U dine for eightpeiice. Lndcr ordinary circumstances ho buys a plate of bee! for sixpence, potatoes penny, thick slice of bread penny, w aiter - he must never bu forgotten penny. That'i liinepetieo, vmi say. Certainly, but U offset that, three (lays a week he will go to an a la mode beef-house, w here h will get a plate of delicious beef stew Ur fourjience, bread u penny, potntyes AMERICAN PIANOS. The the Total Number Produced Since Foundation of the Industry. What becomes of all the pianos?" is a question frequently askeil. ot-with-danding the immense progress in the manufacture of pianos in this coun try, the business is still iu its infancy. md then1 are barely pianos enough on tans continent to supply one null to half of the families now dwelling in the State of New York. Onlv for the vears lstjj.70. when, an internal-revenue tat; being levied nil sales, manufacturers had to. make monthly returns of the number of instruments sold, are exact statistics accessible. The follow 1112; es timate is believed to be nearly accurate as to the niunlxT of pianos made in the United Slates: T-trlf ITHM-ei t'JMsa.) S.'Kl IKiMl. sK.I 7..IU InM-WU pi.ixl Isf.H-ro .' sTlH5 ;,IH Vlsl Issl ISS5 HOW TO EAT WISELY. Common-Sens Rules Which Should IU i..lven a Faithful Trial. As a universal rule In health, and with very few exceptions in disease, that Is b,'sto b eaten which the appe tite craves or the taste relishes, lYr aons rarely err in the quality of food eaten; nature's iis:iueLs are the wisest regulators iu this respect. The great sources of mischief from eallng are thi-ee quantity, frequency, rr.pidity, and from these come tin horribl dys pepsia which make of human life a burden, a torture, a living death. Hy eating fast, the stomach, lik a hot lie being till 'd through a funnel. Is full and oveillo.ving before we know it; but the most important rea son is, the food is swallowed be fore time has been allowed lo divide il into sufficient y small pices with the teeth; for, like ice in a tumbler of water, the sinal er ih bits are the sooner are they d ssolved. It has b -en seen with the naked eve that if solid food is cu; np in pieces small as half a pe i, il dijests almost as soon, without being chewed at all, as if it had been well masticated. The best plan, there fore, is for all persons to thus com minute their foo l; for even if it is well chewed the comminution is no injury, while it is of very great importance in case of hurry, forgetftilness, or bad teeth. Cheerful conversation pre vious ra id eating. It requires about live hours for a roinmon meal to dissolve and pass out of th stomach, during which time this organ is incessanrty at work, when it must have repose, as any other muscle, or set of muscles, after such a length ol effort Hence pi r-ons should not eat within a live-hour's interval. The hear! itse'f is at rest nn r than one-third of the lime. The b.aiu perishes w ithout rep sc. Never force food on the stomach. Ail are tired vtliMi n:g!ti comes. Every miwlc of the body is weary and look t!i b'd; but just as we lie down to i: every other p irt of lliebaly, if we by a h 'arty meal give the stomach live h. nil's' work, which in its weak state ivqu'ivs a much loiirer time to pcrf irm than at an earlier h nir of the day, it is like im tvosing upon a set .atit a fu'l day's work just at the close of a hard day's lalsu'. Hence the unwisdom of eat ing hear ily lat in the day or evening; and no w o nlerii Ins cost m my . man his l'.fe. Always breakfast before work or exeivis . No lab ivrs or active per sons sboul I cat an a'o 11 later than sun doiin, ai d the i it should not be over half the mid.Iay meal. Person o! sedentary habbs. or who are at all ail ing, should take absolutely nothing fijr supper lieymai a single piece of coM stale bread and butter, or a ship-biscuit with a sing'e cup of warm drink. Such a supper wilt always give Ivetter sleep and prepare for a heartier breakfast, witli the advantage of having the ex ercise of the whole day to grind it up and extract its nutritue.it. Never cat without an inclination. Hill s Journal of Iknl.h. CAGED BIRDS. 2 .HI ai.iill M"l 711.00 Iiii.iiii 9u i r. 011 Total snails) After a review of last year's produc tion, the tmirnr reached the conclusion that the output will Im: about tX.lXHJ pianos. The total number, therefore, made in this country since the founda tion of the industry would be about c0".l " . Together with those illlHrtei, we would have in Use in this country l.isci.oisi piano. Upon examination of eiisiis table we ascertain that there ire aliout ll.OHJ.boO families in this otintry. Say that fi."W,t"s families wotilil use iiiaiios, mat Wotilit leave l,W,' families to supply. But let lis come to close figure. Say 2,IJISJ.J0 families require pianos. That would leave 1.oho,iki families to supply. But let us come to still closer figure. Say that there are no families to supply ex- ept such us purchased pianos orig inal !v or iiiherite.d them anil can not use them any longer. The old pianos are becoming lcs useful, and to supply this delii ieney 4S,J) pianos are not sufficient. This number is only 5 per cent, of the whole iiinulx r made, and much more than 5 per cent, are becom ing useless, .V. '. Musical Courier. m riannei OosmetiC. "The only cosmetic I ever used," says a well-preserved elderly lady, "is a flannel wash doth. Ever since I can remember I have washed my faceevery morning and every night in clean, tepid water with a piece of flannel, renewed is often as it becomes thick and shrunk en. My mother told me to do this, and her mother had follow ed the same prac tice iiikI probably her mother also, for they were all noted for their line, healthy complexion. No son), pow der, glycerine or any of the modern beautifying lotions have ever touched my face, and this is what it is at sev enty," us she touched with pride a cheek whose line, soft texture, soft and smooth as a baby's, gave effective proof to the value of Hie recipe. Iklroil Tribune. The Abundance of Maladies to Which Over-Lat:ng Makca 1 hem Liable. The niclavcholy part of the study of raged bird i the abundant e of dis ease to which tlcy me liable. Es pecially din ing the w inter and the early spring the pathetic little ta lives nr. spt to suffer and die iu a way which makes the very fact of their captivity a reproach. After examining the grisly catalogue of their complaint., we h ive come to the conclusion that the ex t'cs i ve dnilnes of their life in cage drive them to the only indulg -nee which i possible to them, that of over eating themselves. Th r exeit 'd bird which fall fr mi it perc'i. hi the mid dle of .1 b ;r-t of o:ig, smitten wiih l.'..ni 1 ,i).,i,lexv; the hot and lumpi' bird Slli.lMI ... . . .... '.. ivuicii is a vieinn 1 1 ucpauu; ine cor pulent Irrd whose ti .fiirt" no dandelion leaves of Epsom salt will red. lee; the epileptic bird that drag on existence lv sipping tincture of lobelia and drops of raster oil, all these mel ineholy in valid would have escaped their sad condition if they could have resisted ho tempting I etnp-ecd ami the lus cioii milksop. But how are they to Jrag life throiin the'r long monoto nous days? In the utter insipidity of aviary existence the opc.i and inex haustible box ol food decoy them like a vice, and they succumb to tempta tion, 11 M ne. Ilov.uy did, from sheer unmitigated ennui. Sometime, in the later stage of decline, all reticence is thrown aside, and the unfortunate soitgstT sit all daylong at the feeiU ing trough, shelling nnd throwing aside the food that it positively call not swallow, and yet mu-t be handling. In these sad ra-e a live spider is some time found b' tielleial, as for hysterical human patients the f.imily doctor may recommend a pantomime or a fancy ball. We tan not but think that more tudy might with advantage be given lo the question of caged birds, since this seems to be "the difficulty upon w li :li their management always strikes. It Is curious Ihat bird fancier persist in feeding tl e:r charge with hoiii seed. probably because the irresponsi ble little wretches gobble it up with so tniich gr edini'ss. But this is no more a reason forgiving it to tin 111 than the fact that children like macaroons would lie a reason for feeding them laily upon this Indigestible dainty. B'l'ds require at least 11s much care lis not it. Congressman Flench, of Connect!-1 cut, is the Inventor of the railway cur spring that is now iu general use. . . .. - .... fc . fieri) In a story told by Ails Marti neau of a servant girl who catnn to hei to be h red. The girl had a brogue that m glit he cut w th an axe, but den 0 I that she was Irish. "Well." sa il the novels);. "I don't know whether you are an Irish woman or not. All 1 know is, you were born in Ireland." "Well, ma'am." replied the girl, "suppose I was; if I was born in a stable would I be a horse?" She wai engaged with out further parley. Liiuinnai En quirer. hildren iu selecting' for them, what I hey prefer, bin what is be litlurilit'i lirxitie. Pop-Corn Balls: Take three large ears of pop-corn (rice is best). After popping, shake it down In pan so the iinjiopped corn will settle at the bot tom; put tue nice niuto pnppcii in a greased pan. For the candy, take one cup of molasses, otic eup of light brown or while sugar, one lable-poon- ftil of vinegar. Boil until it will harden Iu water. Pour on the corn. Stir with a spoon until thoroughly mixed; then mould Into balls with the hand. 77m! Ihuschntd. SHARP CONTRAST. The Humble, lite of Weavers In Oltlcn Times t;oniiartl With That of To-!'. It i sometimes well to take u loot back and see what our forefather used to do in our own line of business. Be fore the advent of the narrow loom and fancy cassintcres all goods were woven on the old broad hand-loom, w hich was an immense Institution, and usually owned by the weaver and set up In one of his own chambers. It was always accompanied by the old "bobbin wheel" and lai'sebowlortub of watel in w hich to wet the tilling; the w heel being used to throw out the surplus water, which left each bobbin of Idling equally charged with moisture. The bobbins were stacked up In she w indow until used, sometimes kept coveted with a cloth. From fifty to one hun dred bobbins were wet at a time. Only one shuttle was used, and that a very heavy one. with two large double wheels underneath and two single wheels' on the side that ran against the reed. These wheels used to destroy the reed in time, as the under w heels did the race-board. There was no box motion then, A piece of strong (wine was fastened lo each picker am brought lo the center of the loom and fastened to a handle which the weave! held in his right hand, and w ith whii the shuttle wa throw n with great pi' cision while he worked the lav with his li ft hand and the treadles with his feet The seat was a twn-legged titVait fastened to lite window-sill, the seat part beinrrtiT nng!e of about forty- live degrees. It could hardly be callei a seat, as the weaver stood up wlul sitting tlow ti, as it were. I he varn was let oil front the beam by I1.1411I, ami tlic clotlt taken up 111 the same wav, the arrangement being very crude indeed. but very effective, made so by the skill of the weaver. The cloth as usually woven in the loom eleven ifr thirteen quarters wide, and, as might be exported, it came from the loom very thin, but felt like a woolen hoard when full, iu which state it was generally sold by the .small manufacturer, the purchaser c uding it to the tinisliiiig-mill. Besides the single loom in the home, of the weaver there Were what win termed "shops," where a laiy.e iiuiiiIm", of looms were run, Usually owned by one man, single looms being rented at times. A there was no power there was no liell mid no steam heat, tin shops being warmed by the crudest kind of stoves. When the short dav of th. year came, and it was time tr light up, they usually had what wa called "a lightiiig-up supper," and in the spring a "blow ing-out" supper. Lighting w?ls done with oil iu tin crudest kind of a lamp, which wa, made by any tinsmith. The amount of smoke made w as feat fill. The lamp were open, 110 gla-s in miy form brim: Used. Coal oil had not been discov ered, and lard oil wa md then an ar ticle of commerce. The weavers wen generally a very happy set of men, full of jest, song, and story, and the origi nal wit of vine of those men has made the fortune of later imitators. The Weaver Were often expert at raising window plants, and many ol them could iirukc a good showing at any season uflthe i-nr. Native soil" birds were o. n kept, and there ua- alwayss r lAhnl of a pet - it may In a dog. cat, or some kind of bird that was allowed the frtedoiu of the chain-Is-r. Money was not very 1 b tit v. lux- uric were unknown, but a fair share of happine wa secured by the old hand-loom wcavci. 1'ihcr and fairies. Mother Johnny, lirusli the mint nil your boot. Johnny I that the kind of dtiKt papa was talking to governess alxmt? Mother What did he miy? Jolinny lie said: "I)o-t thou love me, Agnes?" Mother No, it is not, John nie; but Agnes will dust out of hero to-morrow uionilnir. - Boston (JIM. THE CHEERFUL FACE. A Hearen-llnrn Light 1 1.-f. ire Which All lireartiie Must Vanish. Next to the sunlight of heal en i the cliuerliil lace. 1 here 1 no mistaking it -the bright eye, the unclouded brow, the sunny smile, all tell of that which dwell within. Who has not felt itsclec- trifyitig influence? One glance at thi face lift lis out of the iii!t ind shad ow into the beautiful realm of hope. One cheerful face in the household will keep everv thing warm and bright w ith in. A host of evil passions may link around the door, but they never cuter and abide tin-re; the cheerful face will put them lo shame and llight. It may be a very plain face, but there I some thing in it we feel, yet can not express; and it cheery smile sends the blooil dancing Ihrocgh the veins for every Joy. aii, tliere is a world of magic 111 the plain, cl 1 fill face! It charms n- with a spell of eternity ami we woiih not CXcliaiige il for all the soulless beau ty mat ever graced the laircsi torm on earth. It niay be a very little face, but somehow ' (hi cherry little face ever shines, nnd tiie shining is so bright that the shadow can not remain, am silently they creep away into the dark corners where the pleasant face gone, It in ty be a wrinkled face, hut it is all the dearer for that, nnd uoin the less cheerful. We linger near it, and ga.n TeuiTT-My upon it. 11 11 1 1 say: "(!od bless Ibis dear, happy face!" We must keep it with us as long as veeiii, for home will lose much ,,f Its brightness when this sweet fain is gone. And after it is gone, how the remembrance of it softens our way ward natures. When eii ii" nnd sorrow would snap our heart strings asunder, this wrinkled face looks down upon us. and the painful tension grow lighter, the way seems less dreary, and the Sorrow less heavy. (Joll bless the cheerful face! What a dreary world this would be without this lieavcii-boi ii light! And he who has it not should pray for his daily bread. JJmne Via Kif. m s. Strive everywhere ami in nil things to be at pea. If trouble comes from Within or without, treat it peacefully. If Joy comes, rei-civo it peacefully, without excitement If we must needs Hen from evil, let us do it calmly, without agitation, or we may stumble and fall In our haste, Iet us do good peace fully, or our hurry will lend in into end less faults. Even repentance is work w It ieli, should be earr.ed 011 peacefully, tit, Francis tlo Mm. -1 S iine Huston women are beginning lo say tlinl il gives tin 111 a headache to sit through a sermoa with their lion, nets on, a'i'l ak why they tyn not lake theiu off in ohtireh, Ilostva Journal. DZATH IN THE WATER. 13 THE ELEMENT WE DEINK DECIMATING! THE FEOFLS? How a Uutveraitl Mnnra te Health May Bo Dlsni moil. A few years ago lite people in a ret tain sec ion in one of the lea litqf cities ot the State wre prostrated with a niallKimtit dis.'siso, and upon investitfiitliui it Was found that only those who used water from a famous old well were the victims. Professor S. A, l.attimoie, analyst of the New York State Board of Health, upon tituilyitinjj water bout (his well, found it inoro de.ii'.ly than the city new Ago ! The tllliii up of the old well stopped the ravages of the disease. Not loiirf since the writer noticed while some men were making an excavation for a larne buildtiiit, a sinituiu of dark colored earth running from near the Hiuirti e to h o i pan. There it took all ot her course towar I a well near at hand. The water front tld well had for yeara been lauded with Hi;" diubiins from a receiving vault, the percolations of which had discolored the earth I Terrible! A similar condition of things exists In every village and city where well water is use. I, and though the lllterina which the tluids receive in passing through the earth may pve them a clear appearance, yet the o,soit and disease remains, though the water may look never o clear. it is still worse with the farmer, for the drainage from the l ain -yard and the so from I ,e ki'ehcti pvei tnally find the r way into the (a n Iv well I The sunn' con litioii of things exists in our large cities, whose water supplies are rivers led bv little Hiteams th at carry oil ihe liith am"l drainage from houses. 1'hi "wati r" is eventually drunk by rich and poor alike with great evil. Some cautious teop!e icsort to the tllt.r for t'litilvtng this water, but even the llltcr does not remove this peson, for water of the most deadly chaiacter may pass through th stil'erund Ihvuiiij clear, yet the iitou disguised is there, They who use liltcis know that they must bo renewed at regular periods, (or even th nigh they do not take out all the i 1 11 1 1 in t v , tln'v s .oti become foul. Now in like manner the h iiiian kid ney net as a liiier for the bloo I, an. I if they are filled up w it 1 impui rti 'S and become foul, like the filter, all the Mood in the system coursing through them be come had, for it is n.iw a con. e led I.11 1 that the kidneys r tint chief means whereby ihe blood i put died. I hese organs are filled well thousand' of nnir UU fuVs which drain th" impurities ft kiii the blool, as the sewer pipes drain impurities from our hoti-e. If a sewer p bieak tin ler the house, the sewage escapes Into the earth and tills the house w it'i poisonous 1! 1 ; so if any of the tliou-acl and one 1 1 1 1 1 hair hk'e Sewer t iU'S of tin. ki-biey break down, the entire body is allectwd by tins awful poisoti. It is a scientific fact lb.il the kidneys have few nerves of sensation; 1111 I, con se.pieiitlv, disease may mist in these organs i.u a long time and not la' sns iee!cl by the individual. Il i itnossj Me to tiller or take tin death out ol the blood when the least d -rangeiueiit exis'a in these organ, and if the Mood is not filtered then the uric a. i l, ik kidney (Hiisoti, retiiovaldeoiilv by Warner's safe cure, tiivuiii'ilab'B in the system uud at tie k any organ, prodm-ini; ni "it of ten ailment, j iM as newer )tt an I bad drainage proiluct so many fa'al disorder. Kidney disease may U known to exist if there is any marked departure fiotn oriliti.ny bealtii without apnaietd known cau-e. and it should be lind Tstoo I bv itll that tin greate-t oil exist, and is in tetlolie.l, II theie I the h a t lieg eel to treat it promptly w ,th that great s! ill.-, Wa: net s ea'e core, a renin ly that h 1 receive I I Im highest te oguitioti by scientific Men who have thoroughly in vestigated the character of k.Jney do-rang.-inent. They m iv not t"ll ii that the 1:110 of so mat. diseases in tin organ i Ihe im pure water or any o'ln-r one thing, but thi iisouoiis w.t't r w ith it impuiiiic coursing constantly throtl.lt these deli cate or 'alls tin loiil.tedlv doe urodoee much of the decay and disease which cwiutii.illv terminate 111 the bitsl Unglit s ili-o.i for lliit di e.ise, 11I ke among the drinking men, iiroliiluti misls, llet tie ba i 1 slave, ihe laboter. tan merchant an I the turnip, wo.ks terrible devasta tion very v. ar. It i well' Known that the liver which i so ea-ilv lino n "out of gear" a thev sav, very read.lv disturb the action of the kidneys. That organ when daranged, inwif'li'Hilii announce the fad by sal low skin, constipated bowel, coated tongue, an I bead.n he, but the kidney when di-eased, struggles on for a lon finis, and the fact of ds disease can onlv I, dis. oveicd bv the ai l of Ihe micr cope or bv the physical! who is.killlul enoii di to tract" the most indirect ell.-i ts in tne sin to the derangement ol these organs, a the prime cause. The pipilic is 1 -anting much 011 Ibis sii' lect nnd when It coin" to tinder a'.md that the ki-bievs lire the real he.ilill regti'a'oi. a they are ihe teal blool pin nlets i.f ihe s siem, tin y mil escaim an infinite um e:nt nf mitifveary suf feiilig, and a Id length o! days and happi ness lo their lot. SLANOY EPITHETS. Nantes tiv Which Workmen Dlsttiimilslv In. killed XI in lie is iif Their Craft. Strikes bring out the technical slang of the Initios, and particularly the opprobrious epithet, by which tlio dif ferent classes of workmen distinguish the unskilled men who labor at the same trade. In most vases It will he found that these slang terms originate In some technicality of the trade, Thus the telegraphers call a poor operator a "plug," after the little metal plug or pin in the switchboard, good only to open and close the ei re tilt. They are also culled "ehalr-wiirtuers," the ineiui Ing of which Is apparent to every body. l'linlers diisigimte an unskilled type setter as a "shoemaker" or a "black smith." The derlyathin of the former appellation Is from the fact that a com positor whu make errors Is obliged tu correct them after the ty pe Is set up by taking out the misplaced letters and "pegging" Ihe proper ones Into llielr places. Tailors also 'use the word "shoemaker" to distinguish a poor hand, as an unskilled workman makes his stitches Un1 far apart, and Is there fore better adapted to sew leather, where lie can punch the hole with an awl before putting his needle through. The appellation, "blacksmith," Is ap plied to a printer whose lingers am clumsy, and 11 Jeweler also terms an un skilled w orker at his trade a "black smith" for the same reason. A term of opprobrium which was used by old New York printers to denote an unskilled eoiiitosi!or, was the word "hoarder," from the fact that a poor hand w as generally a drinking man and spent his time hinting or "boai'illuj" in liquor saloons. '0(ei Ulot. A fat woman entered a crowded street-car and sei.iug a strap, stood on a gentleman's toes. A soon a he could extricate himself he aroo and ottered her his scat. "You are very kind, sir," she said. "Not at all, madam," lie re plied; "it's not a kindlier,, it' self defense." A". J". Sun. tbmi Hall s sick, w gars lisr Cuturta, Vbn sli was a Chllil, tin orlstl fur I aatorla, Wuni sli tweaiii Miss, alia eliuig (0 t'atliirla, Whttt sua lisd. CliUilraa, slis ,ss llisiu Csslorla, CHICAGO COTTAGE ORGASM rini n'tttlticd n rliioitiiril nf ici llcnno uhloh Ul'llll of no s.ltiel nil-, Ii .s.iiiiiihh ei "i improvement Itmt liiruotlra renin 1, aklU and mum y 1 un pnaiuw. - Lawyer - loll say the prisoner Itc- ciihtitaliy ."hot hiin-eif in the leg IV Itiie-s - J 1 1 1 1 1 . Lawyer tv asthe gun loaned? Wilnes - I don't know. Law yer Now, then, will yon please stale to the jury how he shot himself? Wit ties Well, I s appose that the blamed old gnu was like a lawyer's mouth -went oil' whether lliere was anything in it or not. A. 1. Sun. "Now, Mr. Nibsoti, you nuisl sing f.r us," said Miss Kenthertop, "and I am sure you will sing something: to oblige us." "Of con i sii I will always willing lo oblige. Just nrtk the com pany to pass out iiilclly, please." ") ass out ipiictly! What do you mean by that?" "It, is better so, Mis I'ciithcrtop, as it prevent them from stamp-ding nnd breaking the furniture when I begin to sing," Itrnke't Travel en' MiHjntinc. ' "Mamma," said a b itifsil West Kud bclhT, "I have two offers of mar riage." "Indeed, my dear, who are the men?" "One, niaiuina, is a Count and the oilier a coachman. Which shall 1 rnooser' well, daughter, you must use your ow n judgment. I don't know how to advise. It has hi come so in this country Ihat one cun't really de cide whether a coachman Is a Count Iu disguise or a Count is a eonchimin Iu disguise. As I said before," you must imike your own choice. Wanhinyton Crilin, Learning a trade: Illarksmlth (to young man) You think you possess the necessary rpialillcatlons for a black smith? Young ninti Yes, sir, I was a member of the foot-ball team 11 1 col lege. Hlaeksmltli (dubiously) Yon may be strong enough, young man, but this business demands brains ai well a ttrcnytli. Chiraio Juurnul. REMEDY J TIIU XJIJSjsT Kidney Liver Hedicino m i mt h son v 7i 1 ill. IttM'H III ".:r:i la no J tim Hu- g.-iiuf di-msD set it -.all lc.wliv.ls ' Ui n iicii m to pto .i' it.. II t NT S V.t M I I'V ettrea all lllaena.-a i f 1 ho I, I. lues a, lllnililnr, I rliiarjr Or. can. Ire s-, l.invi l, IMalirlvs alii ImentliirmK ami Krli-mP n i f I rluo. Ill' NTH HI UMiV ureses sleep. Ilea'. I Bit S' 'I; l o. I,ltt ll I ) ''", "-l lvlirat'4 l.ruMi Is Ilie le.ult II I N TS It IM I 11 V rurra fain In lha Milr, l.ai It or Lulus. Crnri al Uetilllljr. Kenmla literasrs, I Islurlie.l Sleep, I. lis i.f Ai-tlle nnil III U-lil's llaea. III'NTH ItH.Ml.IiV i,n.:.i Imliass tin I III r I., heatlhy a,ticl, t."i. ln( t!.e nuet IKjll'ii.i uo tillotis Itrs.'si hf, l)'ieil slit, Huur Momarti, ( a litrtiuae, I'llea, te. I Hi I'.o ue -t III Ms 11 10 r in iik l-l 11 ... h an.l l..w, Ia sill (.jwr.l'H ri,'.us Hi. ir t'n-l Aelt, jt'nt 0o M.ha! Wilt In.- M-rlei ll IMliiliisL III NT'S 1:1 Ml.liV is ir.ty vn-.titllr, ai.,1 r..e,-M a w,i!t itevi-r ln-l.-re lurcla-. to lit r-l.'lr, ai,. ti e Utllliwl I.I.aji.u talA,(, l-l it. Ill NT'S Ill'.MMtV Is r re re,l I'trasly for Ihlt atin' Ulaeaara, ami has iit'trr hi-en l,tiutit tit fall, Onn tril.l will rent hue you. lor al hy all lirtiKudet. s. t.1 l.-r I ui I't.Kt In HUNTS REMEDY CO., fj Sale by all DrnzsLts at Ora CllrOr. j-r-., Otm I , '. - "V EVEBY I ' x " . (S 'VI TOR TO k 1 1 ' ' , X0TU ' 1 i TEaVBf Ttiesa excellent tiri'ini sis ti iebrsleit fur Till- ante, iciaiiiv el ietie le.n a i-Kiitat', nitety 111 emu bliisiien aiuHii ili'i;n, beauty III fltiisb, irferl cotiairni 'Hun, oiitkiiej iht ui Ilie iiiiisi slim, live ,orna tueiikil ami tl.aiisl.le i"i:aiia lu Uuua'S, atbuula, -Iturt la-a, bsljiva, aiieUl'a, ViC. iKTiiti iHiirn Ri:rrT4Tis. IMVtit Al l II I II.ITII M, hUlLLLU VUIlliMr.!, UtMt M.lTKBlAIai (NIMniNCn, atXKM Till THE rOFULAR ORQAH Instrui'llon Dooki anJ Plana Stool. Caulnes ami rrltw lasts, ea api'tloaUiai, aa CHICAGO COTTAGE ORGAN CO. 3I BLUE ISLAND AVE., CHICAGO, IlL. MANY LAMP CIIIMNKYtj AUK olioroil lor aula represented ts good ue tha 1-unions PEARL TOP ui r tiii:y mE MOT! And Ilk kll Cnunlerfrlia I, irk lha UtiMurhishla I AMiMi qttitUllea VI' Till'. I. IU IM.. ASlFlFoit'TXZZS PEARLT9P in J InaUt T H 1 1 V sm upon foteju,i Exact n AVIXG ' L ABEL them &MA$Jon tack fitiy c.iia.Nti ptOcuao,isss. Tho PEARL TOP is nanufisrltsrrd OILV hf GFO. A. MA.C55TH ft CO., , m trU g Mhof wtrn FT L n SB HBT M4IB (liraalr lMt mmmam at bath ilknnt U swImimsV HlKK with rf lhli, Kr rNntt,hltM N 1 K4 Hom l m XTUMt hKKT If 7t?I MO. ?iv4 pm: pyhtv t mw rMHHmi). tL. .lli'.VIilCTtCU'ITKU t irirrst la star la the orlhst. - 1 1 mt F.KItl.-.M l l.i:tl 4ITTKJIN, If you waat tha beat, send your onlera to PALMER & REY, lit 114 Front St.. Portland. Oraraa. go M M I I I I l i IHMOtis MaT.aw-sai-a-sasaai I I I l I I I . I . I I l I I for Infants and Children. "Caatorla is so well a4spld s -hufso lisl I CaataHa (rnrea Mlfl. fViMllpaMnn, I racumniend II u tiinsrlur lo aor prearnpUoa I J'xir Hlmnach, I'lairhma, tni. uo.in. taa to m.- llTT M o, I lLufpJJ-' ' "J """ UI Bo. Oilurd Bk, IlruetUfa, N. T. WuLul mjuriouj taaxlloaUrav Taa CanraiiB CearajiT, 181 Fulloa luswt, V. T. MLIlJJM.J J.t-UIII 3.1' i3 I Jim THAT GREAT HOME MONTHLY HOUSEKEEPER fsVnd lia tl.oo and a rpnts for nostnirn nit Ixmlts. mill will a, ii j,n 1 11 K IKK Kl KI.I I I II iri-irii liir sulia, i ll,, $100 per yrur) Hiul Ilia 40 IXHll.aill.!! II,,,! IW, im,., lie in, 1 1 1. 1IIK Mill il KM I'l 111. nyeiirsiil.t luia 1.0,000 elnuliillon, an.l la Hurl It unylMi.ly's tlulliir. Tli a Mrilrrr nt lllnehttneil Orstai. K Hm-i'l. Iis sirs. May Auii.a maimi. 'I I.e. I: il U. nliia. A Ni.vtil. Ilr M T f'Al.lKia. Nlnry r a Slural. llvjANKIl AI'HI IS, Um nt Ihe Sra, A Nurel. Ilr 1'I.AllA Al iH Tt Avnihii'a ln.ifit-r. Ilr MMinAiirr Itiiirht'. , tin I l Hie l'rlli II, III 1111 I'liVWAS . aiorwlek l-'uim l)lery, 11 IV ilk la COL LI s a, I n. I nf Ihe Itnths-ena. tlr slla ttl-ioi H. Ill'is, A lleail lleiii-l. Ilr Aiilln.riit "Ot.ra 'I Imtne Uiiiiiiiiille Ailveulureaur a Mlikaattlrf. 11 I'lliKIAS II AMI. V. In Ihe llollihiva. Ilr MAIIV Trnt, TlAT The llelr Ii, A attley, Ilr Mr. II KNliy WOOD. UlU.ltr Mea.t llv U'll.lUK ( III, I, INS. More lllil. r llmu lleuili. 11 Ilia Author uf 11 im 'I'lliitne." ni el-ion". Ollt. llrlli'diKViNWAT. Illv; 'I he FhIhI l.lllea. II v Niioiirif "th,ra'ritnitie., MihmIuw uu ilia 'I'hrc.liolil. Ily Malty in IU llif. 'I lia Curia of ( srstr, Ily autlior of "Dora Tll'.ine 11 'I he llillel,red Menileat. Iif ?ll'f!H CllNWAT. Ilueen AnimiB W uineu. Ily aulbur uf "laira Tli 1 r nri ' The I'Mnl Miirrlua. fir Mlaa M R. HllAlitHiN, A lli-lilaeorl.ovr Ily snllinr nf "Is.ra'i iiorua.'' Itoae l.oilue, Ily Mia. Hknmv Wim.ii. A I'ltaalve I rlnin, ily '"I NK lll'i'tlKHS.a liiaieUew llouaa. II V llllttinr til "iHira 'I'lioma." HiiialMahiiiiaa Myatery, Ily Cuahi.H Itl'tlnq. fliii, WeilileU and 1'itrled, II f aiitlmr of "Dora Th'Tiie." A I'i.etiiiie If unter. fly ANNiaTmiMAa, Jllus. A Tula ol 'Mln. Ily Mik. IIKMir 'Vmiiii. A niuua: ilia Jiulua. Ily Many t u n, liar, ill us. I. Tir ft 1.40 w wlllacntl B roplea of IIOI'Nna KI:i l'I H our i t'll . iiimI Ksels ol" III liool.a iik uIm. NM"rlincH tilca of 1IOI I'l ll Irfti. Mend iiouer i ;I11CKLYE fin. CO., Itlluncnpolls, lUlnn, 1 Of fl f bullion. A miiofthin nf hnmnrnnR.pnilM UrHiul ttiriliiiiK rmntiitvi'ii of Dim wht, i fnitrii. dig ritui-IlihriMii'i-i nf litvuuHf ll h I ttith'llilil. I. II.- i.f 4ifH-riil I . H. lii iinl. Wh, I'o. ii,-, l.v .loii n U, 4tn-r, (miy rlnup ititiini hlfMilil Imi in itviTy Iioiim.s i.t-1. ttlm lrma). liy Urn ty W. l,iMirlll t4 . blnenl tiittci-Muii nf mt h liy MilH hiitilitr. Itl'i. I'orm., hv AliVi'.riV.,iiV.it. Cuiiiiilnii the Bnft s-i mi in .ait :uitMuf I'uui, j.Mnn-tttn. fur lor AitMiKint'iKai. a huH" "'Hwtlnn A liiu hnriuhiia, I'urlor IM aiimi. Mih1w rHnlt liilX'". (in ai, vU'., fur Noclnl Htit-HtrlnuM, T"m, ii it ii it I f Fliii-lf ntnr. 'I oar Ih li-.tf to tir'HxiutiiH Htl r1ilfTihi (iiantti. to buru dUMmu, em hriiif InnM-l im i . iUj. Ilhtn. w-kf Htiliniitf unl i l-lll-alfl. ('iMlllllullltf III" l-iKim Hd't rtir'-iliim fur lull k 1 1 it in NiMiltiWfrK ICm- hriHfllTJf, I.H'lt KlllMlKII. niinnu, i r-M iun ntui ni Wnrli. "hi. ntoi--. A r-olliTliini or iliflllhiu nNnniivoKor I'' fisi il MiiiTli'iH-H, iimnr r ItM'm W I MHMI Ii V RiHHIII ftii'intiiTA uf Um pro itiikea Wit nr1 llnniiii't fl ii morn n n (orli'H, iihiMf'hiti, iHiouii i ml mr"pfniiihaj, Jfim, 'Um luliuwliig nro iiuvvlg.