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.'.'.'- toa,v- "T' r ORIGINAL DEFECTIVE 1 O o ... c VOL. 8. OREGON GITY, OREGON, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 1874. NO. 45.-2 . ..- ! ' ---- -- BBaSHHHHE---H------3------ 7 THE ENTERPRISE. A LOCAL DEMOCRATIC NEWSPAPER F O It T II K punier! Busiu?ss Man, i Family Circle. ISSUED EVERY; FRIDAY. iro A.vx publisher. jiff CI L PAPXJ0E CLACKAMAS CO. nK"lA:-In It. Thossln-'s Brick, next d ,or'to .ohn Mverstore, up-stalrS. Term r SuWrlplln i .a. Year In Advance $2.50 sixMntns Termnof Advert llni ' 5. . .,.r.ism"nts, includinS T'St'5 S : 2.50 '. I ...- -.v,r go.ixj ii .m ?; society -y uncus. oBI:i;IM,SM;,',",F' .viu-dt., attend. ylo' . . . I.' U.-.-ls 1)11 tllU -.tliri i K.mt-tU 'lues- LZlJJfi fv.-iijin-rs cacu .m"" , ft- iVllmvl I.iU- MemUersof the Degree 'are iavitil to attend. a Li N''A LOIXJli NO. I, A. F. ... v f ll .LLs its rotrular com- A 11'"' .... . i.';.f .,.,,1 A mini r.llMIIS oil mi- in- ...... -y- -jr I s nun! :vs hi each month, Vln.i tlo'lll tlU'-Jlth of JSep. . ' . M ..-..I. - !lTlll 7!. 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';i ir.u :urs I'ricli, Main st. Jk j.aarlSTJ :tl. vVA ih j.r . tir.- in an the Courts of the ' ,- -V -' '- -'-r' 'iiti'Hi 4v.n to cas-s in " . '.i.n--.it iirV',niCUy. iiriSTj-ti. L- T. ii AIMN, uI"i:l;Y-AT.LAW; iftW'0y'i; . . QREGOy. V.r-t " r r !' Tin Storp. Main 21mar7:l-tr. ,CCnEAM SALOON ieior. reon City. SERVED FROM he Summer CANDIES. iuantitlc. to suit. .Wl"iTOFncBBI7ILDIsa Nrf-il?BJBt A!' SOLD , -n?I;,riy PUBLIC. . Jan6tf, . E OFFICE. 23 mL0CkSAALt Prop liT.ntp.Y laaaVtHli The Bachelor? Surprise. A chill .December -eremng, with the rain and snow forming: a disa j greeable sort of conglomeration on ; tlie sidewalks, the gas-lampa at the i 1 . comers mcKering snilenly throngh i the mist, and the wind taking one j viciously, as one came round the corner. Not a pleasant evening to j assume possession oi a new borne, j but necessity knows no law. and Mr. ; Barkdale pnt up his night key into , the red brick house in the middle of ! the block, sincerely hoping that his j new landlady would have common I sense to light the hre in the grate. "Is it you, sir?" Mrs. Hinman qoth, beamingly. " There's a good nre, ana it s Hi rign." i "All riffht. eh?" Raid the, h.h.1o. feeling the blue tip of his frosted' nose to see whether it had escaped being frozen off entirely. 44 Well, 1 m gJad to hear that. Have the trunks come?" "Oh. yes, sir, and the other tilings." " What other things?" demanded Mr. Barkdale. But Mrs. Hinman pursed her lins np. 44 1 wasn't to tell, sir, please." "liatiier an accentric old lady, thought Mr. Barkdale, pushing past ner to the third-story front room. which he had solemnly engaged the day before. It had been a rather dark and din gy little den by the light of the moon, but now, softened by thecoral sinne of a well-nlled grate, it wore quite another and brighter aspect. 44 Velvet paper on the walls. juilt paneling, red carpet, and a Sleepy Hollow chair," thought Mr. Bark i -i -. - uaie, glancing around. " IVot so uncomfortable, after all. When I get my things unpacked, it will seem quite home-like. He set down his valise in the cor ner, tlelilerately opened it took out a pair of slippers, and invested bis tired feet therein. JSext he lay off his overcoat. 44 Now for a cigar," thought he. uut tne orown-iayered weea was vet iu his hand, when there was a bustle and a flutter and a whisper and a merry noiso on the landing outside, and the door fier open, as if by magic, to admit half-a-dozen blooming, laughing girls. Mr. Barkdale dropped his cigar and retreated a step or two. Don't 1m? alarmed," said the tall est and prettiest of the bevy; 44 it's only a surprise." 4 A very agreeable one, I'm sure," said our friend, recovering in some degree his presence of mind. ''There's no mistake, I hope?" said a yellow-tressed blonde. 44 Your n-inie is not-Green field?" 44 No mistake at all, I assure von," sai t Mr. Barkdale. 'Of course it is not Greenfield. Sit down ladies." And he pushed forward the Sleepy Hollow chair, a camp stool, and. two rheumatic chairs, which were all the accomni-Klations presented by his appartment. But, instead of accepting his cour tesy, he girls all fluttered out again, giggling, antl in a second, before he could realize this strange combina tion of affairs, they were back again, bearing benches and a table-cloth, dishes, bouquets, a pyramid of mac caronies, piled up plates of sand wiches, of frosted cake, and a mys terious something like unto an ice cream freezer. The golden-tressed jgirl clapped her hand. 44 You need't think we are doing all this for you, sir," said she. 44 O," said Mr. Barkdale bashfully, " I I hadn't any such impression." 4'It's a surprise designated for Kate's cousin." 44 Is it?" said Mr. Barkdale, more in the dark than ever. 44 And how do you suppose we found it all out?' demanded the tall girl with the black eyes and scarlet feather in her hat. 44 I havn't the least idea." 44 We found your letter to Kate, and we girls read it, and we resolved to take you and her both by surprise. She is to be here in half an hour. Barbara that is Barbara Morris, in the blue merino .ress," with a turn of her long lashes toward the golden haired girl 44 pretends she lias mov ed her, and Kate is to come and spend the evening with Barbara. Won't it be a joke?" "Stupendous!" said our hero, gradually beginning to comprehend the mortifying fact that he was mis taken for somebody else. " What will Kate say when she sees you here?" ejaculated another maid, TQerrily. "Ah! what indeed?" said Mr. Barkdale, wondering in what words he could best explain matters. 44 Of course we shall all look the other way while you are kissing and hugging her," said Miss Barbara, demurely. 44 Very considerate of you, I am sure," observed Mr. Barkdale. "She's the sweetest girl in New York," exclaimed the tall damsel, enthusiastically. 44 1 am one of her dearest friends. We work our sew ing machines side by side at Madame Grillard's. Hasn't she ever written to you about Alice Moore?" 4 I I don't just this moment re call that she has." 44 O, well, it doesn't matter," said Alice. 44 Just you sit down, and be a good boy, while we fix the tables. Aren't those roses beautiful? My goodness gracious, how astonished Kate will be!" 44 She can't be more so than I am," said Mr. Barkdale, sinking into the Sleepy -Hollow chair, and passing his handkerchief vaguely across his fore head. 44 Well, it's a mere matter of fate; I can't see how I am coiner to explain myself; and yet, perhaps X i ought to explain. Ladies " . r "Hnsh'-shshsht" cried"' the. six '' Pretty girls all in a hissing; chorus; , 44 gate's coming;- Bessis has. brought her. Hush-sh-sh! Don'f . Mr. Greenfield." Thl mV.T! girl s hand was clapped promptly over hist mouth, Alice Moore grasped his arm spasmodically, and the other four danced a sort of bewitching lit- , wr-aance about him, while a seventh girl entered-a pret ty Madonna-faced little creature like a a7ve. . "Pome. and kiss him. Kate." cried an the others. "Now don't be ri- aicmous, ior we shan't take any no tice. Here he is!" . . - x-V,l8Swho?" cri6d Kate standing still, and starincr all nfnnrfc-l 1i.t . Girls, what on earth do vou mean?" 44 lou provoking thing!" said Bar bara, stamping her little foot. fcDo yon suppose we are all fools? Whv of course we know allnbont him! TV Mr. Greenfield your cousin, Kate iue young ju. JL. Kate looked around in bewilder ment. "Where?" - 44 Why, here!" 44 Nothing of the sort," said Miss Kate demurely. Our hero stood up, feeling himself growing uncomlortably warm and red. ."Ladies," he said, 44 there's some mistake here. I said at the outset that my name was not Greenfield." 44 There f cried the girls at ouce. "There!" echoed Kate defiantly. 44 Didn't we tell you?" cried the girls. " Didn't I tell you?" retorted Kate, Be kind enough to let us know what your name is, sir?" "Cephas Barkdale!" said the wretched victim of misunderstand ing. "But," said Miss Moore, 44 yon said it was Nott Greenfield." " Of course I did," said the puz zled bachelor. 44 It isn't Greenfield, and it never will be unless I have it changed bv act of Legislature." 44 O-h-h!" cried the girls. "Dear. dear, to be sure! and we thought you were Kate's lover and his name is N-o double-t Nott Greenfield." 44 Do hold your tongues, you redic- ulons things, said Jvate, half-vexed, half-laughing. 44 What must Mr. Barkdale think of us all?" 44 I think you are very nice," said Barkdale, gallantly. Miss Barbara in the meantime had taken a slip of paper out of her poek et. She uttered a hysterical shriek. 44 It's all mv fault," she exclaimed. 44 It was No. 39 instead of No. 30 and the tail of that horrid figure's turned the wrong end up that's all. And the cakes and the flowers and everything." 44 Stop, ladies, if you please," said Mr. Barkdale, courteously. .." Be cause the surprise has come to the wrong place is no reason why the right person should not enjoy. Al low me to give up this room to your use this evening. I will just step ac"ws the street, and send Mr. Nott Greenfield over." Bat you must retnrn with him," said the girls. And Mr. Barkdale was not allowed to depart until he had promised. Mr. Nott Greenfield a good look ing medical student, who had the 44 sky parlor" directly opposite came promptly on mention of the name of Kate Kellford, and did the polite tiling to introducing Mr. Barkdale; and Barkdale ate at the sandwiches, and enjoyed the cake and cream, and coaxed Miss Barbara to pin a little pink rose-bud in the button-hole of his coat, and enjoyed himself prodigiously. "I'd like to be surprised like this every night in the year," said he. 44 Oh, you greedy creature, said Miss Barbara. 44 But there was one time I serious ly meditated throwing myself out of the window," 'said he. 44 when you told me I was to kiss Kate. 44 Dear, dear," said Barbara, iron ically, 44 that would have been dread ful, wouldn't it?" But the awkwardness of the thing." 44 1 dare say yon never kissed a pretty girl. 7 pouted the blonde. 44 1 never did," said the bachelor, growing bold; 44 but I will now, if you say so. 44 But I don t say so, said Barba ra, coloring and laughing. 44 Behave yourself, sir." Mr. Barkdale went home with the fair Barbara, and they grew to be very great friends, and where's the use trying to conceal how it all ended? They were married at the year's end, with all the six surprisers for brides maids, Kate Kellford included. Mr. Nott Greenfield proposes to follow the example as soon as he gets his diploma. Divided in Opinion. The women of Michigan are divided in oninion concerning the pending female suf frage amendment to the Constitution. rs. J. A. Church, who edits one of the prominent journals of the State. and wliq has as good a right to speak or her sex as any oi the sntlrage ad- --rfci (al-oa flio rrrrmn.l Hi-.it f1i women of Michigan do not wish for .nir m11it!nnfi1 linrdhns. find that - considerable portion of them have asked for or desire ine privilege of RnflYftcre. She does not disparasre the influence of her sex, but thinks that in Michigan women "carry things pretty much their own way " Tt i not nrobable that Mrs. uun. x .Dunniway, or any of the champion gOSSipS OI lue sunn-go iuv.j.ui, would help the cause much in Mich igan at this particular time. n, nnnnkr fallacv that a man v.00 nl vprtift to succeed in bnsi- ness is exploded by the experience . LJL TT -.i . of tt Alassacnuseiw- uuu. wm menced business forty-seven years ago with a capitaTrof S00; he hasn't spent a. centin advertising since, and COURTESY The Farmers. P At pons of HaiImBdrjra.wut fa tJkxm But who and what i the Granger after all? He goes off to deliberate in a room with the blinds -down has passwords, grips, and signs, an'd al lows nobody to hear what he says or see what he does. He must have many secrets. Mostassuredly hchas and the Sun looking down impartial ly apon everything mundane.and im parting health' And :vigor to every thing good, knows what the secrets are. In the first place they relate entirely to his own affairs, and it is for this reason alone that he has fail ed to gratify the general curiosity by publishing them at large. ' For in stance, Jhe Grangers make their hard living by tilling the soil. When one of them bigins life, it is a great mat" ter to him to get his reaper, his mow er, his thresher, and his hundred other machines and implements, as well as the household furniture, his clothing and his groceries, his 'one horse shay' and his parlor organ at something near half the price of the retail merchant or the manufacturer's agent. This he does by co-operation with others situated like himself ; but how and where he does it is one of his secrets, and a very precious one at that. In like manner, when at the end of a season of incessant toil he sees his fields yellow with the harvest of bread and his fatted herd lowing in the pasture, he reflects that he and the consumer of all this produce are situated far apart, and that a host of intermediate agents and traders ab sorb a large portion of its value in money. He resolves to put in his own purse the difference between the price paid by the consumer, less transportation, and the price usually paid to the farmer. He does this by means of the Grange; but the precise method of it is another grand secret. When . he has accomplished these two capital operations he has made and saved enough to make his business profitable, and to give his wife and childred some of the luxuries and advantages in which the families of flourishing middlemen are commonly indulged. An association which promises him such results, and which at the same time vindicates the independ ence of him and his class opens to him a prospect full of roseate and radient hues as compared with the servile and beggarly condition from which he is just rising. Heretofore he has taken what whs offered and given what was asked. Henceforth he will like other classes of men, combine with those whoee interests are identical, and to do himself the justice of which he has been so long deprived. His power in virtue of this wide-spread and coherent organ ization may well be considered tre mendous. A million of members to day will bd two million by the next spring, and when they begin to hold back crops or send them forward ac cording to their own good pleasure, New York and Chicago, Wall street and the produce exchanges, will be gin to count a new and terrible, be cause unknown and unmanageable, force in the business of the country. To the Granger the Grange is an unmixed good; to the speculator an unmixed evil. The manufacturer and the wholesaler find their accounts in the certain sales and the cash pay ments which are a part of its econo my; so that nobody but the blood suckers, the speculators in grain, the middlemen and the politicians have anything to fear. V. Y. Paper. Small Beginnings. The San Francisco Depositor and Banker has a word of advice to its readers that we borrow for the benefit of the readers of the Enterpkise: Laboring' men should reco'lect that a few cents saved every day and put out at interest amounts to a large sum in a few years. The price of a cigar or a drink of whisky is a foun dation for a fortune, and from just such insignificant sums, fabulous wealth has sprung. A dime looks small indeed, but then its pur chasing - power is a million fold greater than most men imagine. Such a sum, properly handled, would, in the course of time, liquid ate our present National debt. It is a slow process at first, we admit, but the increase is rapid and the end a triumphant success. Haste to get rich is not wise; and riches quickly won are, as a general thing, both disrep utable and unstable. Little rains are absorbed by the earth , and serve to feed for months the springs from which the mighty rivers flow, while the heavy storm runs off in haste, carrying destruction and' sorrow in its course. So little savings make mighty fortunes which last and bring happiness to the heart, while hasty and ill-gotton wealth brings sorrow to the possessorand ruin to his char acter. Save the dimes and your for tune is made. "I liavfi hpi'n " K.i il .Tlld trn TCntt , o - ) 44 at the bar and in the military ser vice and mv experience leads me to the conclusion that women are as The light breech-loading carbine de' mands activity rather than strength. Woman, as a soldier, would have little to do besides march i ner. and shooting, and being shot. It is said that a well-bred, intelligent, honest woman will make a better attorney than an ignorant, vicious, unscrupu- Inna mnn Tliia i a trim lint it is equally true that a healthy, active woman will make a better soldier than a decrepit man." 44 We're in a - pickle now," said a man in a crowd. 44 A regular jam," said another. ... 44 Heaven preserve Tia!" swaoeel aij old ldjl OF BANCROFT LIBRARY, ' My Landlady. BY M. QUAD. I board now, and I think I have one of the kindliest landladies in the world. . She seems to think a great deal of me, and I sometimes almost decide that I should weep if any harm came to her. She is very particular about her boarders. Before she would take me in I was compelled to get a certificate from three clergymen, two bankers, and a lawyer, stating that I had nev er been hung for murder or sent to State Prison for horse-stealing. J bargained for a 'front room looking out on the campus martus and it was understood that I was to have the room alone.. . On the third, night I went home and found a stranger in bed, and when I began to raise a row Mrs. Dolby caught my arm and whispered: 44 There, now, be a good, dear man and say no more. He's a preacher, and, as he is going away to-morrow I thought you wouldn't mind just one night." At the end of the week she beck oned me aside, and smiling like a load of fresh hay she wanted to know if I would do her a favor a favor which would place her under eternal obligations to me. I replied that I would die for her, and then she ask ed me to give up the room looking out upon the grand square and take one looking out upon a grand alley, full of ash barrels and oyster cans. She had a new boarder coming who was awful particular, and she knew I would do anything to accommodate her. I made the change, and the grate ful look she gave me was enough to melt a vest button. I had only got fairly settled when I was told that she wanted to see me in the parlor after dinner. I found her in tears. She said that a very nice man and his very nice wife wanted to come and board with her, but she had no room, and it grieved her to think that she must turn them away when she was so hard pushed to get along. I told her that if I had a hundred lives I would lay them all down for her and then borrow a hundred more and add to the pile, and she seized my hand and said that heaven would surely reward me for being good to a fatherless orphan. I moved into the garret, the awful particular man moved into my room, and the very nice man and his very nice wife mov ed into the front room. In about another week Mrs. Dolby whispered to me and wanted to know if I had a snake in my stomach? She said that she had observed that I was a very hearty eater, and didn't know but I had a snake. I set her right, and when I promised to take full lunches down town and urge all the other boarders to do the same, she put her hand on my shoulder and re marked that heaven had a place for me. That night my bed was made with- out sheets, and when I went to raise a row she took me by the hand and said that her experience went to show that it was healthier to sleep without sheets. I was going to argue the question, when tears came to her eyes and she hoped I wouldn't- say any thing to hurt a poor, lone widow whose life had been one long struggle with poverty. The next night the the feather bed and one of the pillows went, but I didn't say anything. Then she wanted to borrow my tooth brush for a boarder who hadn't any. j and she took my stove to use in the lower hall. I didn t say a word until she wanted to know if I couldn't spare the old rag carpet off the floor, and if I wouldn't set the other board ers an example by drinking nothing but water, and not taking a second biscuit. Then I told her that I was going to leave that house and try to tear her image from my heart. She seized both my hands, tears rolled. down her cheeks, and she asked . s "Mister Quad, will you deliberate ly plot to kill a lonesome widow who is working her life out to make your position here comfortable, happy, and luxurious." I couldn't go. Fm there yet. I sleep on the floor, put up with cold bites and use the boot-jack for a chair when I have company. I wish I wasn't so tender hearted, but I can t think of hurting Mrs. Dolby's feelings by looking up another place. Fireside Friend. New Remedt fob Consumption. A new remedy for consumption has liudn fmind or n.t. lfinst. i.hn doctors think so at this moment, in the trans fusion of the blood oi animals, in performed from man to man; but while it has been found easy to get men to ' give up their blood for money while enjoying the eclat of an experiment in a. crowded ampuune ater, amid the applause of hundreds oi students, good oamanians are rare in private life. A medical man was unable to find any one ready to sell his life's blood to a young lady until he made a romantic appeal, and in the case of an aged man it .was quite impossible. But Dr. O. Hesse, of St. Petersburg, says that human blood is not absolutely necessary. He has performed the operation of transfusion - thirty-one; , times.. In sixteen of his cases defibrinated blood was employed a practice gen erally condemned. In the remaining fifteen cases the blood of sheep was used. There was one death; in three f iioi. cafcps there was no preceptible improvement; in the remaining elev en cases there was a marked im provement throughout, and, in some cases, perfect cures. Dr. Hesse hopes to prove that he can cure pul monary phthisic in this 'way. Dr. Gedellices has tried the transfusion of sheep's blood in two cases: ' Iri one there was" great" improvement, 412 J ti tbe'otb&rja crtnf ltfr cure. r Merrlmou's Views. A Talk with tHe North Carolina Sena tor Before the Election The Civil Right Bill and the Public School The Thlrtl Term the Last Alterna tive. . Raleigrh, N. C, Letter to Cincinnati Com mercial. Merrimon was a party to that mem orable Gubernatorial contest of 1872, and was defeated. His defeat, how ever was the best thing that ever happened to him, although it did not strike him that way at the time. In the Senatorial struggle which fol lowed he was elected as a compromise candidate, after a long and bitter contest. His election was a surprise to himself as he did not expect an honor of the sort: Poor Zeb. Vance went down in that contest the man of all others who was entitled to the place. He was elected fairly and squarely shortly" after the war,but the Radical majority would not let him in because they preferred a carpet-bagger of their own political stripe. The transaction is past, and pretty well forgotten, but it was one of the. meanest things that ever hap pened, even in politics. Merrimon has made a success as a Sentor and as he is about the first man from the South except Gordon, who has distinguished himself in that body since the war, the fact is worthy of reflection what has become of the carpet-baggers and place hun ters who represented North Carolina in the Senate before the people got control of their own affairs? They are played out and passed out of sight, relapsed into obscurity from which they should never have been taken in the first place. I met Senator Marrimon at the Yarborough house in this city, and we had a conversation about matters and things political and otherwise. - "What do think will be the result of the election next week?" I asked. "I think, sir, that we will gain two Congressmen, make a gain in the Legislature, and probably elect the State oliicers." "Have you been over the State?" 44 Considerably; I have just return ed from the Western mountains." i "How is it up there?" j "Pretty much one way. The white J Republicans will never swallow the civil rights bill, nor vote for anybody that supports it. That is the main issue in this campaign. Race feeling is high, higher than party feeling. I am very sorry the Senate pasel the measure; it has tended so direct ly to the awakening of race passion and prejudice." "What will be the effect if the bill becomes a law?" "Bad. very "bad. Our common school system in this State is in its infancy, and it will crush it com pletely out. There will be no more free schools. Of course the whites will not support them, and the ne groes are unable. Then will come strife and bloodshed in all sections of the State. Oh, it will be a most unfortunate thing for the whole South." "Do you think it will pass?" "The indications are that it will. I hope not for the peace of the coun try; but the Radical party seem de termined to drive it through." "How about a veto?" ,4The opinion is general that Grant will veto it, but the party will most likely drive him into its approval. If we can keep it off until the new Congress meets we are safe, for the November election is going to knock down the Republican majority, if not entirely annihilate it." "Yon are hopeful, then, of getting under Democratic rale again?" 44 Very; the prospect has not been so favorable since the war." 4 4 How about a third term?" "I believe Grant would like a third term, but I dont believe he can get it. The Republicans won't dare to take him up and the Democrats won't have him." 'Indeed!" "No sir; they will not touch him with a ten-foot pole, in a political sense. Of course it might happen, that if the race were between Grant and some other more objectionable Radical, in which case we would take Grant as the lesser of two evils, but we will never take him as first choice. I believe in a straight, square fight, with a straight man - at the head of our ticket like Thurman for in stance." I find in the South that, in case of a straight Democratic fight, Thurman stands out most prominently in con nection with the nomination. The way he and Col. Allen kicked over board all the old platforms and blew the bugles and rallied the boys, and carried Ohio, is regarded as a master-stroke. People wonder if they could do it again on a larger scale. A teacher, wishing to improve the occasion said to the boys at the con clusion of a strawberry festival, 44 Have you enjoyed these berries to day?" 44 Yes, sir," 44 Yes, sir," came from all sides with unmistakable heartiness. 44 Well, children, if you had seen these berries growing in my garden, and had - slipped in through the gate, without my leave, and picked them from the vines, would they have tasted as good as now?" 44 No, sir,' was the prompt renlv. 44Whv not?" 44 Because." said a wide awake boy, 44 then we shouldn't have had sugar and cream with 'em." , Reprove a wise man and he will thank you; admonish a fool and he will hate you. Relieve an honest man and he will honor you as an an gel of God ; relieve a rogue and he will rob you. ... 4 'What," asks the Toledo Democrat. "shall we do with our boys?'.' If they are likely to turn out to be such men as their fathers, we would advise you to shoot ! t rQTcaLiCru-uvlle Covryer- - A Mother's House. ; : ' ' 7 x '' - How many happy, thoughts are called up by .those two beautiful words. Is there can there rbe any place so full o pleasant places, be neath the waving palms of sunny isles, or in the chilling shadows of icy mountains? Our hearts turn with unchangable love and longing to the dear old house which sheltered us in childhood. Kind friends may beckon us to newer scenes, and loving hearts may bind us fast to pleasant homes, but we are not satisfied with them alone, for there is one place more fair and lovely than them all, and that' is the beloved Mother's House." . It may be old and rickety to the eyes of a stranger. The 'windows may have been broken and patched, long ago, and the floor worn through and mended with pieces of tin, but it is still mother's house, from which we looked out at life so full of hope, building wonderful castles in cloud land which faded long ago; but thanks to the good. Father, mother's house is left us still, and, weary with the busy turmoils of life, weary of ourselves, we turn our steps toward the dear house of rest, and at its threshhold lay our burdens down. Here we have "watched life coma and go. Here we have folded still," cold hands, over hearts as still, that once beat full of love for us. Her) we have welcomed brothers and sis ters into life, " watched for the first lisping words from baby lips, guided the tottering baby. feet from help lessness to manhood, and here we have watched, with aching hearts, to see the dear ones turnedt from the home-nest .out into a world which has proved but a snare and a temp tation to many wandering feet. And here we gather strength to take up our lives again, and go on patiently unto the end. But though the world call us, and we may find friends good and true, we turn to the dear old home, when troubles come, for help and comfort. God grant that for ns all there may long remain a "Moth er s Home. Be Economical. Look most to your spending. No matter what comes in, if more goes out; you will always be poor. The art is not in making money, .but in keeping it; little expenses, like mice in a large barn, when they are many, make great waste. Hair by hair heads get bald ; straw by straw tho thatch goes off the cattage; and drop by drop the rain comes in the chamber. A barrel is soon empty, if the tap leaks but a drop a minute. When you mean to save, begin with your mouth. Many thieves pass down the red lane. The ale jug is a great waste. In all otherthings keep with in compass. Never stretch your legs further than the . blanket will reach or you will soon be cold. In clothes, choose suitable and lasting stuff, and not tawdry fineries. To be warm is the main thing, never mind the looks. A fool may make money, but it needs a wise man to spend it. Remember it is easier to build two chimneys than to keep one going. If you give all to back and board there is nothing left for the savings bank. Fare hard and work hard while you are young, and you will have a chance to rest when you are old. " Why Should a Man Sweak. I can conceive of no reason why a man 3 should swear, but many why he should not. 1. It is mean ; a man of high moral standing would almost as lief sttal as swear. 2. It is vulgar; altogether too low for a decent man. 3. It is cowardly, implying a fear either of not being believed or obey ed. 4. It is nngentlemanly ; a gentle man, according to Webster, is well bred, refined, such a one will no more swear than go into the streets and throw mud with a clod hopper. 5. It is indecent, offensive to deli cacy, and extremely unfit for human ears. G. It is foolish; a want of decency is want of sense. 7. It is abuse to the mind which conceives the oath, to the tongue that mutters it, and to the person at whom it is aimed. 8. It is venomous, showing a man's heart to be a nest of vipers, and every time he swears, one of them sticks out bis head. -' - 9. It is contemptible; forfeitinjjthe respect of all the wise and good. 10. It is wicked; violating the di vine law and" provoking the displeas ure of Him who will not hold him guiltless who takes His awful name in vain. - e ' Fashionable Milliner: "You'll have the flower on the left of the bonnet, of course madam?" Fashionable lady: 4 4 Well er nol The fact is there's a O pillar on the left side of my pew in church, so that the right side of my head is seen by the congregation. Of course I could change my pew!'! O Fashionable lady's husband: ,4Y-as. Or even the church, you know, if necessary. (Fashionable millirter considers the point. ),... . Remember that appearances ata often deceiving. : Many a pale, thin, young lady will eat more corned beef than a carpenter.- Because yon find her playing on the piano in the par lor it is no sifiT that' hr mother i not at the corner grocery running in oeDt ior a peck 01 potatoes. , r Trouble besets the editor's path even' in Li Jtle RockArkansas. One of them remarks: The unknown gen tleman . who attacked ns last night can obtain his left eye and the bal anced hia nose by applying at this office--" As for his ear, we unfortnaO t?7 lest it- v J J.- Q o o c o o G o o o o o o o o O c i t O