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Royal D-Litc CMfartabta Ladies' Sh & S2.50 AS Stttm. AM ROYAL SHOE 143 Fourth St, PORTLAND, ORL oes LI co. v4 A GOOD POSITION Hum a acaaJaa anporfSj -ka. crwd p- an read. IM m W a imw, Vkerk wket yea want lulu. Vtafce . , HwmMraii - awiTf m IWWT TMUT t -teltSMNI afree im aapii wron BUSINESS COLLEGE ranked. Ore. IPaJfcur Own i;..T.tiiia I t wkofcaala BrtoM preSta. Write se k We i9 free yea. aw reck- sricaa. (i,kial V aetaattr ram treat M ki M ear day W ' e. Nortkwaet kml i.i.i ln far Ukl Waft Cj m aad Fataa- ft Jekaaaa STARK-DA V13 CO. US TVW Street Jant fteUled Him. "Jane," Mid feer tttlsireas, "yon real IT Will have to put ft atop to th Vtlt ot your follower. "Yet, I must, ma'am." replied Jn. "Out you've Mid that before," postulated Iter mistress, "tad there It's ended," 'Tb sure Vf dona my brut, ma'am Mid Jan "It Isn't May. But I'll try and settle him on my next Thursday out- liar next Thursday out cam and went Iter follower t!so cams nd want (with Jane), and Jane eventual ly returned la a radiant mood. "I've eettld htm hl time, ma'am I aha exclaimed, breathlessly. Her mlstTMa wm delighted. But ta the hours of victory oua should be aeneroue to tha fallen Com, ao sh e pressed hop that Jane had not been too hard on (he young man. "Hard on html cried Jana. "No ma'am, that I wasn't. 1' iuat mar ried him and I leave at lha and or tha month!"--Pitta burgh Chroulcle-Tele- graph. , Dr. Pierce's Pellet ara beat for liver, bowela and stomach. Una little Pellet for a laxative three for a cathartic Forest Not a. Tha annual value of tha farm wood- lot products of tha United SUtea Is over (16,000.000. Mora people ara a pending their Ta cations on national forests this aunt- mer than hare aver dona ao before, many persons traveling long distances by automobile In order to camp la these public playgrounda. At a recent meeting of tha Concon- aully Stock Association, at which there were twenty members present. "BESTbyTEST" RELIABILITY. BEST MAR FT AND BEEVIOE eatkeeaaetderatkaa.Biadekar wkjr HAZEL WOOD kt Trg a mi set. j; Kazelwood Cx, Portland Harsh Criticism. Lord Kitchener waa harshly- criti cized tha last two years of his life, but he could not complain, for he vu always a harsh critic himself. Thus, when Lord Kitchener went to South Africa, to oka charge of the Boer war, one of the generals whom ha was aapplanting said to him: "Welt, how do yon propose to reor ganise tha traosportT "Reorganixo UT" said Kitchener. TU organize it Boston Transcript. Tha Way of Man. Mrs. Wllklns Did Fussleigfc take his misfortune like a man? Mrs. Williams Precisely. He blamed It all on his wife. -Chicago Herald. Many Like Him. , Hewitt He's a pessimist all right Jewett I should say so; he could see the dark side of a blonde! Chi cago Herald. It wm decided not to allow any bulls oa tha range after 1S1 except those of beef grades and having registered papers. Tourists' registers ara In nse oa many ot tha national forests. By reg istering their names and destination, persons going Into tha mountains can arrange to have telegrama and other Important manages forwarded by the forest rangers. Experiments at tha Fort Products Laboratory at Madison. Wisconsin, have resulted (n tha discovery of a method whereby the yields of alcohol and acetate of lime from tha destruc tive distillation of hardwoods have been Increased fifteen per cent New Stunt "Tou remember that yon aold me a horse last week?" said tha cabman angrily to tha horse dealer. "Tea: what about hltnr -He fell dead yesterday." "Well, I never!" aaid tha dealer.' T told you he had some funny little ways, but upon my word I never knew him to do that before." Chicago Her ald. GIGANTIC BATTLE . OPENS IN FRANCE U n nvr' 1 r.TTTGJ M DUSINESS COLLEGE l WASHINGTON TENTH STJI PORTLANa OREL; bsportjat Yktary Sccns H M if HIDES, PELTS. CASCARA BARK, WOOL AND I..0KAIH. In nit a km, tttM ht jrw ki uiapfttttii Tit K. f. KsiTfii Cl. rt , imih m FARMS AND BUSINESS SOLO NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS 5000 PRISONERS ARf TAKEN want ki alt rmir farm Hem ar Iwall W.ila a. CAMTkM Ht AI T V CO. 004 Bwkaaaa aatWiae, I'ankMMl. German Second Line From Somms North to Combbs Now Entirely in Possession of French. o it'V M TlklM NOW roM aa lal thiwask wiut rwi m or wuui mr tkavtator. WHMaa about Oua. OMKtiUN VIHAANUINU IXK. ' ktftWaakwsMtkk. . rarUaa4.0t Faria-rTha IVench won a magnifi cent and hlfihly Important Victory Monday north of tha Somme and tbars is reason to bellva Sunday night's communiques begin another series such had tn the first day of tha great offensive. Tha question whether tb batue wm the prelude to vast Franeo-Brltiah offenaivw la one tha censor would not permit to be answered, but it is evi dent that tha French general staff would not have begun that action ex cept according to concerted allied plana. Tha official communique, which wm Aasaed bv tha eanaor. mv a: "A Mnd K.ttla la ffoln on on both banks mother's surprise af th Somm. Tha French have made oniy aepi fresh progreM east of tha village of Forest north of tha river, ana on tite Turning Sunshlns Looss. "It s a dark day," someone said to Brother Williams, " a very dark, hope less day." And ihen tha old negro said: "Hit's m you look at It. But why don't you unlock da aunshlnef Alu't you got soma hid "round da bouse aome're In some oP co'ner what you clean for gotf Stir "rounl Btlr "round, and tu'n da eunshlna loose. It's dr In yo house and hert." "Here," tha dark day mourner said, "hern s a dollar tor yon, old man." "Bless God!" Brother Williams said "I knowed you'd turn loose de sun shlnet Hit wm In yo' pocket alt dr timet" Atlanta Constitution. En Famlllle. Willie, a Utile country boy, I years of aga, waa taken one Sunday night tc a large city church, where he saw (oi tha first tlma ft veslwl choir.' To hi and gratification wide awake, but seemed greatly Interested In every part of the service. At tha cIom h turned to her and said, "I like this soum nava euccesaiuuy attaciea oo- ehtlh. ta . BiCe to watch tht jectiv along a front of SO kilometers preacher when he comes out with all (12 miles) from Barleux to Chaulnoa. "Tha village of Soyecourt wm dtii- lianty carried by assault, M wm also part of Vermandoviers. Mora than 5000 prisoners have bean taken North and South of tha Somma in tha last two days. "Progress wm also made on tha right bank of tha Mouse, in tha Verdun sec tor, in tha Floury region." Monday's action constitutes a giant bis wives In their nightgowns." Lon don Saturday Journal. ELDERLY WHEN SAFEGUARDED Portland Wheat BluMtem, 11.17 per bushel) f arty fold, . 11.14; elub, tl.tS: rod flfa, 11,85: red KuMlan, ti.sa. Miilfeed-Spot prices! Bran. 1 23. B0 par ton; ahorta, 125.601 rolled barley, 353o. CornWholo, til per ton; cracked, $43. Hay rroducera' prices: Timothy, Eastern Oregon. tl.60fltl per ton: valley, lfkit)16; alfalfa, $14.60; whaat hay, $115013.60; oat and vetch, f 18 J1160; cheat, $11; clover, $10. Butter Kxchang prlcwa: Cubes, extras, no bid; S ukad. Jobbing ptIsm: Prlnta. axtraa, $2(34c; but tarfat. No. U $lc No. S, Wo, Port land. Eggs Dragon ranch, aschanga price, currant receipts, I7c par dossn. Jobbing prlcaa: Oregon ranch, can dled, tatuSOc; Mlecta, 8e. Poultry liana, ISlofiUe par pound; broilers, 16e; turkeys, live, 18S2e; ducka, Utl4ie; geeaa, Sdflle. Veal Fancy, )2a par pound. Pork Fancy, UiOSlSe par pound. Vegetables Artichokes, 7&c(tf.$l par dosan: tomatoes, SWdo5a par eraM eabbago, $1.75 par hundred; garlic, Be par pound; psppara, ttfCfle; eggplant, 7bC10c; lettuce, SOafZSo per dosan; cucumbers, Z6t(;50c per bos; beans, Se par pound; celery, 76q.(85 per dosan; corn, 10g20c, PoUtoaa New, $l(l.tS ft hundred; sweets, 8i4c. Onions California, $1.60 par sack; Walla Walla, $1.60. Green Fruits Apples, new, ?5cCC $1.85 per box; cantaloupes, 0c4j.tl.60 per crate; poaches, 25i(70c per bos; watermelons, lil(e per pound; plums, 76c4t$l Pr box; pears, $1.601.76; graiwa, f 1.101.85 par erata; eaaa baa, IJe par pound. . , Sack Vejrt tables Turnips, $1.25 par sack; carrots, $1.86; beets, $1.8641 L60. Hops -1816 crop, nominal; 191$ contracts, 10c, nominal. Wool EMUrn Oregon, fine, 834126c par pound; coarse, 80 j 82c; valley, 85a, Case ara Bark Old and new, 4e ,TMi MOI THAT HOLD! T ri rirt Hi nn S4.C0 & lh tUat Known 8hoa In woria. Y. L. Dl- sw sd u- tut rJ T ?J!?A W sWsf ill tl la-wry. lh irtn'ed peks ptd lot the. The r-ulicy of W. L Daugl- fJt b I than a ; yean superieme in mki.ui hne tlieek, The tmu man . . . Cmam a of Am- UZ . suds teVweUseiUp-ed I-o-y - (W NK ?....j.iImW. u lslaa theea. II he .Im.iI ike fclikaet .iaa ot mnmMj kv ratera wail, r mil Mei' Aw A LOOK FOR W, U De(lM mm aad tha retail prioa ea tha batteas. i. . a lik ike kixa - -T ""TL 11 1 ataaat e milt? Ie flw prtae, IkuaalitVtU trel4at W, 1 l"t laa akwfV, , WfifGffMS. ' lC..............a...Tr....akstsallli I.IIB-wi.ltlllltltllllftlllfltllllll TER a IS S3 C3 per pound. r...i. c es Kn: tit . I step forward on tha road enveloping Tell Other How Iliey W good, $66.60; common to fair, $5i 'Willi mrmmi fit's Oiiiiiiiii,iii!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiii.iiiiipi I Hunting 1 Rifles g When you look over g the sights of yourrifle H and see an animal like this silhouetted against the back ground, you like to H feel certain that your equipment is equal b to the occasion. The majority of success H ful hunters use Win. cheater Riflea, which Bhowt H .They aro made in various ARE SUITABLE FOR ALL !UIII!lllillll!l!!ltlllillHiIllllI!l!lilliniliiliii!ll!Iillll!iillIIIII!llll!llli 7W fe H I'l'UI i I g '"in n mm biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiTiiTiiiiiiiimiaimiii.d how they aro ' esteemed, styles mi calibers and KINDS OF HUNTING The Other Side. ' "I can respect good motives, but' "Year "There a Mrs. Flubdub. She con siders it her duty to coma over and k-Vt.. ft. V 1 . -i - -1 A she's getting to be such a bore." I IS COO SLll GfSCrCfJ Peronne from tha North and also shortens by many milM tha British march on Bapaumo. . Tha German sec ond line from tha Somme North to Comblee now ia entirely in French That line passed through Clery, La Forest and slightly West of Comblee. All tbeM positions are now held by the French. Their line touches the borders of Comblee, which ia a powerfully fortified position intended by the Germans to be an impregnable support for their second line. Carried Safely Through Ch&nge of Life. Dorand, Wis. "I am "tS. mother of fourteen children and 1 owe my life to Lydia E. rmkhsm'e r Early Morning Scrap. "Humph!" ' Ugh!" "Ton never tell me what yoe want tor breakiMt 'And I dont propose to. I dont intend to give yon the Mtisfaction of not getting it for me! Kansas city Journal. A Summer Requirement "The boys are sore on the grocer.' Tbey loafed around his store amic ably all winter." Just so. But now he won't put In an electric fan." Kansas City Journal Not Wanted. He This light, my dear, la SO-candle power.' 1 She Well; what's the use ot It if we've got to put all those candles in itT Baltimore American. New HoustonHotel SIXTH AND EVERETT ST&. , ffeor meeke froai Union StmHtm. TJndar new aiaiiaawaeitt. All looene avwlj daearatad. SPECtAL RATES BY WEEK OR MONTH . -: Kata 50c 75c. $ I. 9LS0 Per Da. No Advantage. "Tou say your husband Is deaf f "Tee, but he can read Up language. I can't call him mean things. Just have to think them, the same as any other wife. HansM City Journal. Doubtful. "Mama, la papa goln' to die an' go to heaven?" "Why, Bobby, what put such an absurd Idea Into your head 7" Lon don Saturday Journal. - PRINTERS AND PUBLISHERS, . ATTENTION 1 . FEEFECT Ft!i;.Tii;3 PLATES Furnished cn abort notice. Write for Scale of Prion. Portland FT ferrotype A SkstastypeCo. Front Stark. PorUuid. Or. TEE MW PEFJOTIS ROTE Special Summer Rates ' Court Room, Single, 75c; Double, $1. Otitaida Reoaa, Single, $1; Double, $1.50 (Batk prMlese inetoded) Room with Privnte Bath, Single, 81.50; Double, 8ZOO. (Wkes yoo Kecfatnr Aak the Clerk tor Aale-Baa Meets Trshw. ' AD Can from Union Depot Pan Oar Ooora. NEW PERKINS HOTEL Cor. Washington ft Fifth Su, POBTLANa OKg AM& Cranalafed Eyelids. tiro Eyes inftamed by expo. EW f jwkly relieved by Msrtss V69 iysibBjady.NoSmatiiig. 9 w,"Jut Eye Comfort. Al Year JJrag-giel's 50c per Kottie. sisnse eye SarrSmTubee2Se. ForBeakeltbeCyefreeaak Droggisu or K arise Kye Uemtij Ca., CkicafO Rcme Frca Mexioa Esnfcr Cdy Washington. D. C Orders for the return to their state mobiluation camps of 1&.0VO National guardsmen now on the Mexican border were Is sued by the War department Wednes day night. " , v - General Funaton wu directed to re turn three regiments from New York, two from New Jersey, two from Illi nois, two from Missouri and one each from California, Oregon, Washington and Louisiana. ;,v Secretary Baker announced the order after a conference with President Wil son at the Wolte Mouse, Earner m the day the department bad ordered to their home station! 6000 regular coast artillerymen who have been serving m infantry on the border. , . The secretary a statement Mid : "In view of the fact that substan tially the number of troops who have not done patrol duty on the border are now on their way there, it la felt that this number can be pared.'' In a few days, if transportation fa- cili tities remain undisturbed, the de partment intends to order home some mere regiments. 6.60; medium to good, 4.50w.6; ordi nary to fair. I44U.&0; heifers, 5.76; bulla. 3l.25: calves, 33fl. Hose Prime. 89.706Cs.85: good to I prime mixed, 89.60 $ 9.85; rough heavy, 8.759,85; pigs and skips. 88.85fit8.76. - Sheep Lambs, 85.608.86; year ling wethers, 6.75ft.60; old wethers, 15.60446; ewes, 13.605.60. CSKPIEXION c71A SPCULIST from my bad feel ings that I took several bottles. I am now veil and healthy and recom mend yonr Compound to other ladiea." Mrs. Mary Ridowat, Durand, Wis. A M bji:1j use tte Woman Wri test Blackstone, Mass. . " My troubles were from my age, and I felt awfully sick for three years. I bad hot fltwhes often end frequently suffered from pains. I took Lydia E. Ftnkham'a VegetableCom pound and now am well," Mrs. Przxu CovBMorca, Box 239, Blackstone, Mass. - Such warning symptoms M sense of suffocation, hot flashes, headaches, back aches, dresd of impending evil, timidity, sounds In tha ears, palpitation of the heart, sparks before the eyes, irregu. larities, constipation, variable appetite, weakness and dizziness, should be heeded by middle-aged women. Lydia E. Pink barn's Vegetable Com poo ml bas carried many woman safely through this crisis. Vegetable Com pound. When I was 46 end had tha Chase o' Life, friend recom mended it end it Washington Wheat Market gvivaj Hie Kit: Spray-a-Cow Keeps off flies or money back. $1 a gallon from your dealer, or order by mail PLUM MER DRUG CO. Third and Madison, Portland, Or. f J TIT" Veal Pork, Beef, -Mlr Poetry, Batter, Eggs k-'i and Farm Produce . to the Old Bellable Emdinc hooM with a raoard ef 46 rears of Square Deatinci. and ' be anmd of TOP MARKET PRICES. '; F. M. CRONKHJTE ;i 48-47 feast Street Parriaad. Ores Pspers May Have to Quit. New York A large number of daily newspapers of the United. State will be forced to suspend publication on account of lack of paper if a nation wide railroad strike continues for two weeks, it wm declared Thursday by Lincoln B. Palmer, manager of the American Newspaper Publishers' asso ciation. "The print paper situation is acute, from cause entirely outside the problem of transportation, and many publisher are On hand-to-mouth basis, getting a carload just m they exhaust the carload on hand. A Bra say Cheek. "Tou," exclaimed the Indignant olti gentleman, "you want to marry m daughter! Why, air. It Is only a few years ago that you were caddytng tc me.""" . - - ' "Yea, sir," said the young man, "but I don't Intend to let that stand In the ay. 1 hope I am philosopher enough to realize that very bad golfer may th make a fairly good father-in-law." Boston t ranscript. '' Something Appropriate. "Professor, I have made some money ind I want to do eomething for my I jld college. I don t remember what jtudles I excelled In. If any." "In my classe you slept most of the time." "Urn. Well, I'll endow a dormitory.' NERVOUS W0UEH1 P. N. U. No. 37, 1918 I WHEN wriUnr to " tia thU aaaer. Oregon Hernia Institute Revtore treated meehaafeallr. ' Private ! StUnsroomt. Hisheet tMCimonfala. Ka aulta anarantaed. Call ar write. JOHNSON A UMBARCER 411-412 Afakr BaiUfaw. Partlaad. Orasaa r '''PAmT "NOW - It will be money saved to protect the lumber against winter weather. Get Color Cards from your local dealer. LIFI'S DUSIFJESS OOLLEGE FALL TERM OPENS TUESDAY, 8EPT.5TH. : New Classes Will Be Started Then. Many Students Already Enrolled. Asle For Catalogue. Enroll Now. iL T. LINK. Principal. Phortft Main 6083 - - - Tllford Building Tenth and IJorrison Sts., Portland. Ore. 58831 Bird Treaty is Ratified. . WMbington, D. C. The senate Wednesday night ratified treaties be tween tha United State and Great Britain to protect migratory birds in the United StatM and Canada and ex tending to Porto Rico the terms of the i convention of 1899, under , which es tates of British subjects dying in American' territories . are settled by diplomatic officers. The migratory bird treaty, pact of Wide scope, Mid to be the first of its kind ever nego tiated, wm signed by Secretary Lans ing and the British ambassador. Enraged Mob Injurea Sheriff. Lima, O. Enraged at the success of Sheriff Sherman, Eley in spiriting charles Daniels, a negro accused of at tacking Mrs. John Barber, young wife of a prominent farmer, out of their reach early Wednesday evening, a mob captured the sheriff, seriously wounded him, placed a noose around his neck and forced him to direct a cortege of a hundred automobiles into . the rough country north of this city, where it wm supposed the negro prisoner wm in biding. , Loading Charge Held Up. . WMhington, D. C The Interstate Commerce commission Wednesday sua- j pended until December 80 a proposal j I of Western roads to make a charge for I loading and unloading shipments of less than carload lota. The roads proposed to charge 1 cents per hundred pounds for such load I ing and unloading, s charge which would have materially increased rev enue and which wm to have gone into If 'a The Same Everywhere In Oregon. ' - Portland, Oregon. "I wm (or six monuis uouDieu ar wild nervousness. Tf "! tb doctor &WLri)&,-,ia I bad W k j'ftfc' consumption. W m Through the ad- vice of ft friend I Hi m took Dr. Pierce's 4iOT Favorite Prescrip tion and wm com pletely cored. I . i. . 1.1,11. "!. Wo and am in '', eood health." Mas. O. W. Minns, 1470 E. 8th St., N. " Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is and has been for nearly 60 years lust the medicine that every woman needs when passing through the changing dsys. It is not ft secret prescription, lor its ingredients are printed on the wrapper ; it's a temperance medicine. Not only does it build np the entire system and make it strong and vigor ous enongli to withstand the organio disturbances, bnt it has a quieting effect upon the feminine organism that reduces the distress to a minimum. For any womanly ailment, disease or complaint, no matter . oi now long standing, we advise anxious women to get Dr. Pierce'i Favorite Prescription, lu either liquid or tablet form. THIS BOOK EXPLAINS. ' If you will send three dimes or stamps, to psy for wrapping and mailing and enclose this notice, Doctor l'lcrce of the Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo N. Y., wilt send you a revised copy of his Common 1(jj8 paires, with color plates. Juki what you need in ense of sickness or accident Treats of Phvtoloey, An atomy, Sex prohltims, Marrfas-e rolatloia, IlTKiene, Liervias, fjleokse sod III pro Hits High Marks; Walla Walla Farmers declare they offered 11.20 Saturday for club wbMt It Is reported some small and very choice lots of blues tem and turkey red were sold at f LSI to millers. Dftn- j iel Donovan this week sold 16,000 bushel of hybrid wheat, getting about 11.10 net Odessa Another advance of 1 cent ft bushel on th different grades of wbMt ' wm marked up. Price are: Bluest m. $1.19, white Russian, f 1.17, red and club 11.18. - Oskesdale WhMt holds steady, with some advance. About 25,000 bushels changed hands Saturday at from 11.12 to $1.16 busheL Satur day's quotation wm $1.1? for wheat and $1,871 for oats. Wilbur Among the farmers who delivered new wheat to th grain j growers' warehouse here were T. O. Grins tead, P. Ladwig, J. Roaman and W. P. Scheibner. Th wbMt tests 69 to 60 pounds to tb bushel and grades No. 1. It is not ao plump as that of last year, but is stiong in gluten. The price wm $1.17 for blues tem and $1,14 for club. Sales or small lot continue, Colfax With grain quotations soar ing high the market here Is Inactive. Bluestem wm quoted at $1.23; forty fold, $1.17: red Russian, $1.13: bar- ley $1.60 and oat $1.80. It I Mti mated that about 60 per cent : of the 1916 crop here hM been sold. Harvest Hands Needed in Eastern Oregon Grain Fields Condon, Or. Farmers throughout ! this section of Eastern Oregon ar ex periencing serious difficulty in secur ing necesMry labor for harvesting I their grain crop. In some districts it hM been almost Impossible to employ harvest bands, while th available sup ply of labor generally, unless recruited I from other agricultural districts, will be Inadequate for the proper harveat I ing of this crop. Common labor in th harvest field Is being paid $2.60 a day, while th mors skilled labor Is equally scare, al though th wag range from $3 to $4 a day. r mtu Hi f-ik m MEBIC!TEI,lEftBTiFirt Ignorance I Bliss. Said person to ft small boy who bad told a big He: "Little boy, do you know where you will go If you tell lies 7" "Yes," replied the urchin, "father's study,"''' ""' "No. no, little boy. Somewhere worse than that." "Worse than thai You dont know how bard he hits," London Saturday journal. Yeait and Bread. Little Tommy (to stout old lady. who was hauling herself into th tram wiih difficulty) If they'd given yer more yeast, missis, when yer waa young, you'd been able to riM belter. 8lut old lady A" If they'd Riven you more yeaiit, my boy, you'd been bettor bred I Pearson' Weekly. Vm Ce Cat Ane reek-CeM rttf. Wrile alias a. OlrnaMd. I Hnr, K, Yfork tM Mnifla ot VUlne ruut-kaa. It enre WMliiis, Iwtewollan, Seltlnt feet. It Bke new or iigtit etioni eajr. A eertaia eae luf , lhrowin niU and tmniuus. All drue UU m)1 It. 'Mm. Ixra't aeeeM akir akbirtUui. Accidents of Etiquette. ' "ClrcumslancM that tn tbemselve seem trivial," remarked the philoso pher, "may mold the destinies ot all eoclely." "Yes." replied the precise person "I shudder' to think of what we might be enduring if some nrltlsh king bed Inadrerteutly set th fashion of eaUng with bis knife." Washington Star. To Clcansa Rusty flail Always Get It t the " : S .11 rkr S , j. rar HAN FORD'S: Balsam of Kvnti A IINIM For Cn, WTrs Cuts. LftroeoeKs. 1 Strmloa, Dunchftg, Thrush. Old Sores.' NaU Wounds, Foot Kot, Flstulsi. E2eding. Etc. Etc. Utde Since 1848. ,OTy PHc85,S0iumI$1.OO ' fill Dealers hssanfr KIT-- DON'T SUFFER FROM Rhaumatlsm ' Cautious. "You seem to be rather busy?" "Ye. I'm writing a lov letter. I've been working on It for more than an hour." . w . ., . "Why tak such palnsr "I want to feel sure that If this let ter is ever read tn court It won't make me look tike a fool." Philadelphia Public Ledger. . . ' A Question. "I don't see why Mrs. Flubdub In vtted me to her party. We're not Mends." ' "Maybe she want you." "Maybe sh does. But what.forT' Kansas City Journal. ' Heard at a Reception. "Mrs. Blanks belongs to the cream of society, does iho not ' "Yes; but thny say she Is lacking In the milk of human kindness." Boston Transcript , . Dstnsnd for Butter I Poor. Portland The demand for country creamery butter wa not active, and receiver report stocks climbing, At the Produce Exchange there were no bid on extra or prim first,' which were offered at 29) cents and 281 cents, respectively. Firsts were offer ed at 27 cents and 26 cents was bid. Dairy butter sold at 22 cent. . The egg market wm also slow. Cast count wm offered at 27 cents, and 26 cents wm bid. Firsts were offered st 28 cents, with no bid. Tillamook triplet were offered at 16f cents, with no bid. . Bumper Crop Forecast.' Sheridan, Or. Soma hop picking In this vicinity will begin the first of next week, while the big run will start between September 8 and 11. A ban- ner yield 1 predicted by the grower I this year. Estimates plsce th yield in this vicinity at 600 ton dried and baled. This mean 600 to 600 aere- ag of hop. Some of th larger yard have contracted their labor to Japan ese pickers, but many of the grower are complaining of an early Mason lack of pickers. The prevailing wage to I ' Paradoxical Passion. "Why Is your son swearing over his examination" "1 gues it Is because he failed in his profane history." lialtlmore Am irlcan. .. when you can easily find quick,' relief from this cruel dlseue In anv Utf. Anti-Uric, made from Knots and Ber ries, gradually soothes away the poi son from the system, no matter how sever or long standing th cm may be. Send fLSO today for treatment prepaid to your address. li-sulls guaranteed or money refunded, at sent C. O. D. by Parcel Post. Wrtf for circular and tetters from those bene fit ted. ; Don't put It off. Simp! semi today. Address ANT1-UK1C (xi. 102 Sherwood Building, San F'rnri6. ,J 1 :.: ' fseeee araMa aae UleiU await. rki.WiJ Tit Iff 111 mLii ilUhu wmwnm I'm teateat.IMliHilri. II 10-aMaMiL kHtM ni.L id s e m nwm , it i;.u.. aiwptMt A aMMk MHtaaRtttlttM I. VAr.tNW )" to ea. Wfl on. iHun urn (.mi aa i. M mununbut, wmIm s.t, I tee veneF veiwir, ja . Quit Naturally. Alvio presented to'Tod a hanllfut of marble. . Tod vu dellitiitiil, and gssod on ihout In rapturnua fUotice, Aivln, thinking to give him aJessoa In politeness, askod: "What do you say, Todf Tod looked up with wide 4 brown eye and said : . ., nave, yoo got any mer 7 Chris tian Herald. - you Outside HI Prevlncs. "What' .the trouble hetwo and your beauT" f 'Oh, we wer building BlceicastlM In Iheftlr." . v "WuIlT a , "I didn't mind him help bulfellns IL but he wanted to select the wurnlsh Ings, too." Louisville Courier-Journal. - i , KC fLiir't: V?v wholesome cakes. biscuits and .pastry, use. KC BAIGNG POWDER Always safe and reliable. If it isn 't all we claim your grocer will refund your money. JAQUE3 MFC CO, CHICAGO ' if I effect September 1. ' picker I tsO cents, box.