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iYOOEAf 10.IBALQUS T170 LOTELS Teak adues BAYOCEAN PARK C( PORTLAND, OREGON AUTO WnEGICIHG C PARTS FOIl 1-2 Parts ever 10 taehea prat tseil.lt, at kail the sap pier price. Bey apt aae mm fraaa aa elo-esuUlsned aaa reeetaMe Ma arhe ha a rapetatloa ta preeart a4 ptaa'u.tp the tarpaat. eerUeeare . wirtse the anal .tat, I its aa. torttarnt at aaaa sate pert, at ear list any lata tidsef Chkate. Our actons ara teas, and t a? thai teesea art eetesS til .Ahare. AS ,u ara pmar entaad ta aa la arat-claaa taadlttea. ttOTOR PARTS tIFG. CO. in-jawr ismiH it, rotruna, m. New aad gni.il Utl DAGS Burlap pad Tu la a. TaD trmir daeWt yap want vVttNM.K HAN1 OA AUTY ItfcOiMiS," taa Baca Have aim write WlNaXKMAlf BaS A BCRLAT COW 171 rroat St. Wash. rortJaML Orapaa. t)ldcrt ajid Lsrpaat Srcorid head Baa DaaJaraaa taa Martha at L, Try Chiropractic If ma kara trM oOar aaitaoda. ajadra. aaHa ar pyaaaap af araJiuc aai aaaa aat yoa Kara triaa taa arraaa tatnp. aaaa Paam aaccaaatal In lawi liar p.aaa waara ataar aanhmla taiaat. If ak ar ainas. aara a troataaaf bap atamliraT. I aiitt ba plimil a aoaauM ana piva raa a aaaaal aaab-aia. wlucA eoata yoa aotiimp. DR. H. L. CHANDLER 502-3-t Broadway EUfi., IVtrtlaad, Ore. T!ua TraJa Mark Maaaa Tar II aaat Vfafina, MaadoXaa, Gaitara. Baaiea aad Baaja Marxtubna, that caa a aaala. I Mad la Orraraa af Omroa ' aW, what a tha taaat ta tha rid. Bad rWtna aaaaa tat. paodanaa. ante fsr lUoatrat- ad circulars and drtatla ta THE COULTUt CO gTV IiihiiB. . fatlaal Ba. Kim, FELTS. CASCAXA BARK. wool an 3 umm. Wiptatal -altera, trmtmpiatintktm m H. F. otoi Ca. v sena, n Dsl!c Trei i Pncfari fW Tres Mada fraat jjoot W awia. Laatlaap aa Hraad e TIRES Writa aa. OKKGON VLlXANltlNC CXJ, ' HO Waakiaptaa St. rarttead. Ora. TYPHOID pax. Anay aaacciaaatdNOW ar re Ban r.m,v a to aaaa ahal ffaaa htaaas Ak roar anrstdaa. arorx. r aead fa "Haaa ana had Trphoatf" talUap af Trphald Tacctaa, reanla frua aaa, aaa auwrr- froal Trpboat CarrMera. m ClfTTM lAaOMTtktY. BUKRtr, CM. Contideratp. "I've been thinking it all over and I've coma to the conclusion that per happ after all we ought to have a landing army." "Weur "But I don't think It it fair to keep all those men standing all tha time. The least we can do is to furnlnb each man a camp stool." Detroit Free Press. - Not a Garden. "Are yon going to make a garden this year?" "No," replied Mr. Crowcher. "I'm going to dig up a place in the back yard and put some seeds into it, and then turn it over to the chickens for a picnic ground." Washington Star. "And where is your daughter Minnie this year. Mrs. NoovoT" asked the visitor. "Why." said the old lady, "Minnie wants to be a teacher In domestic science, and she's taking a course In household derangements down at the Abnormal school. - , Self-Convicted. "How did you contrive to convince your wife you could not afford to own an automobile?" "Pure luck on my part. She wanted to have an old dress cleaned and bought a gallon of gasoline." Rich mond Times-Dispatch. Mrs. Justwed "And would you real ly do anything for me. Jack?" Justwed "Darling. I swear It!" Mrs. J. 'Then would you please let my brother Bob, the surgeon, operate on you for something? He's Just tatt ing in, you know!" ." Information Sought.' "Brown Is a good mixer." "Drinks, metaphors or socially?" Detroit Free Press. Teuton Trimmings. Ad In Mexican Herald Nice room to let beautifully decorated with Ger man people. Boston Transcript. Veal, Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, Egg & Farm Produce To tha Old RaHahla Evardiap fcaaaa srita p rwoord at S Tan at Squara Daaoaca pod bp poured of Top Market Prkea. " F. E CROIMITE, 45-17 Fred SU rcsTUxa, ore P. N. U. No. 27, 1910 VF'-f vrffltar pdwtitara. pieue staV ta thia aa.aar. CquautyB MaatVaM IWaaMla Cfclrapracaor Ua aaaaa. at o rajoaa affV raBoaft V acclii W i a aarucam. aa and Ol'i't Sftaet Were, leerl. atrea .treats, eiauntaia " Mr, win, bathlra. Pahinc, danr-ac. set maw railroad trip In Orerae. Saparee) at'iiall wMMN, easftplsertr' fr ptthrd; alarm. htU find, laundry, taniwr larrire Im, IV h ds. Ralee (ID it per wrs; t o tare r k : (V femr AM )M a. .d taae la your luitaut, im tAN ANNKI Or.Vr.JH rtw at b er-l Par. Nrw Natararleat. axrawet Kaeaa H ierar end aa. 8Uia: INN-rim table, twrtr peseta, aa eaeef lathe. Bases UN par day. everts tart. Want Mas Water. Spartal Sal tread ad printed matter auirsea New Houston Hotel E1XTH AND CVEXTT STS. hp Bkekt free, Uatap StarVm. t'adar eaw it, A raases aewly SPECIAL BATES BV WCKX OR MONTH Ratal 90r.T3c.Sl. 1M Tm Dp tr taaaat aap e d ta pat raw I 1 lad. I will asad W. I r aaKkad at trat t Partlaid airMltMl. raa aur PMiaoa lap ayaa Pa aiail Nat aa aairabla aa paiaua al arm Pat anara hattar taaa paia ita Irrina M at raarnlf. fWiat aaat aa ain.tii altna ST.4rl.RB. atar-Oataaaa, Ht Marnaia PU IHirtaiail. Orapaa Doirycea asd Pcultryxaea tea ahaaViailT earrart aa aaaa aavt ahiaawat af CtvaM, Emrs. Paatuy. Wrila tar 8hifpm Tapa Hazel wood Gx Portland afAMafv 6riB?afcl EycHis, da7 )uat Er COBMOTl. Al Voor Dranipt'l 59c ftt Bottla, Nartat tr Sain is TW 2 Sc. FortP4piiterrntpk On Result of tha War. A delightful old lady of a little tow in Nebraska was discovered one mora ine In the act of killing a chicken. "Why. Mrs. Brown. I thought that yon were afraid to kill a chicken." said a neiehbor in surprise. "Tea, dearie. I did aster be; but since the war broke out I're done it rieht smart. "Well, you see. it's this way: I aster think that bloodshed was an awful thing, but since I've been readin about all them men ktllln's In Europe I Just get a rooster by tha feet, lay bis head on the block and say to myself: 'Now. Sarah, taint near so bad as kllltn' a man. Where's your nerve r And then I just shut my eyes and whack." Youth's Companion. Why He Lost Hla Job. Tommy Out of a Job? Jimmy Tea. The boss said he was losing money on the things I was mtk- ln Tommy Wasnt there anything else yon could do in the place? Jimmy I guess not Anyhow ha said I didat seem able to do anything else. ... Tommy And what was yon makln? Jimmy Mistakes. Utica Herald Dispatch. Unprepared. Representative Augustus P. Gard ner said in a preparedness address in New Tork: "The unprepared man Is always at a disadvantage. It's like a dialogue I once heard: " 'Can you fight? shouted one man. " 'N no,' another answered. - " Than.' shouted the first man- then come on, you coward! i( Domestic Finesse. "These are unusually fine cigars, Mrs. Jiggers. Tour husband Is lucky to have you select for him." ' "Oh, be doesn't smoka that kind reg- , ,1 . .1 a . 1 Uftpny. i use mem w pup ud. ip dip pocket whenever I give him a letter to post." Baltimore American, Yaa Caa Get ABtafp raat-taac ntEt Writa Allan B. Olmsted La Pn V V k. ht .ample of Allan. Foot-.iaae. It ant w eating, njt iwoiten, acbmg icet. II make, new or tight thoea euy. A certain care lot tn. mprowinc nails and banians. All dm. juuaoHlL 3ie. Jjont acecst nv substlluu Right In Line. "I see," said hip wife, "that these baseball ' players have progressive Ideas on sanitation. "How o." . "The paper states that they spent the afternoon swatting flies. Louis ville Courier-Journal. The Difficulty. "My wife's mad with me andJias gone on a hunger strike." "Then let her go hungry till she comes to her senses. Why should" you worry r" "Because I'm the one that's going hungry. Baltimore American. .. , Ml , I I I , ... Believed In It ""Do you believe in the observance of the Golden Ruler "I do. I always like to have other people keep- It in mind when they're dealing with me." Boston Transcript I His Luck. ; She (bitterly) I only wish Td known as much about yon before I married you. He Well. It was Just my confound ed luck that you didu't Boston Tran script A Bad Picker. "She's been divorced twice." "Had bad luck, eh?" "No, good luck, but mighty bad Juda- ment- Detroit rree tress. Sounded Like It "My masquerade costume will be white with a yellow yoke." "And what do you represent an egg r Louisville Courier-Journal. L 5 yc:r Own PlzmMnz Br berinv dlract from at at wfcobaale prices pad Sara the nlanber. praAta. Write ae tf dar rear needs. We ariU ptva yap ear rock, settees "direev-tovrou" priesa, Ltk rail or boat. We actually sae raa traei IS ta St par exit. AH poeds p israntaiil. Korthweat headqnartrri for Leader Water Breteaat and Fellar A Johnaoa Entrtasa. . STARK-DAVIS CO. XII TaJrd Street, lertUai Orepea yili'tlAMIISM MEXICAN REPUBUC Inundate Rdcse if Cajturd Xir TrecacfS E (MM ORDERED ATTACK President, Following Conference, In dicates He Will Address Joint Session of Congress Soon. Waahington. D. C A demand for tha immediaU release of tha American troopers taken prisoners at Carrtsai, coupled with B stent notification that tha United States expects an early statement of tha purpose of tha Car- raiua government was telegraphed to Mexico at; Sunday by Secretary un- imr. Tha not disclose that the State de- nartinent received Saturday commu nication from the dp facto government statin that the Carriial fight was the direct result of orders to attack Amer ican soldiers moving otherwise than toward tbe border, personally issued by General Carranxa to General Tre- vino and by the Utter communicated to GenereJ Perahing. In reply. Secretary Lansing requires that the de facto government transmit definite statement "aa to the course of action it has determined upon" through tbe usual diplomat ie channels and not through subordinate military officers." . .- The Mexican communication is con- trued. Secretary Lansing states, "as a formal avowal of deliberately hostile action against the force of the United State now in Mexico and of tbe pur pose of attack without provocation whenever they move from their pre. ent position" despite the friendly mis sion on which they ar engaged and which is rea.'rrned in tbe American rejoinder. General Carranas la required to place himself on record formally and the plain Intimation lie behind the re strained langaag of Mr. Lansing communication that fore will be met with force. Apparently, however, the Washington government is determined that the de facto government shall not evade responsibility before the world if war is forced upon th United State. Th not and th military situation of th United State were talked at the White House by th President, with th senate foreign relations com mittee. After the conference, which lasted more than an hoar. Senator Stone said th situation was "exceedingly acuta. President Wilson ha felt it necessary to atnuaint congress with th state of affair and the action taken, through th foreign affair eommittee. It was Indicated that ha" might desire to ad dress a joint session of tbe house and senate in a day or two. bat would not take this final step until th Mexican government had been given aa oppor tunity to reply. - TIurty-Tlfftt IzM Sties Trecpers km h Have Im SSaia Field Headquarters, , Mexico, via wireless to Columbus, N. M. Twenty three American soldiers ar known to have lost their live on the battlefield at Carriial, according to a report to General Pershing Sunday night from Major Jenkins, commanding th elev enth Cavalry column ordered to scour the country in that vicinity for surviv ors. Major Jenkins said be bad evi dence that nine American troopers, in addition to those previously reported dead, bad been killed. Major Jenkins reported that be had found Captain Morey hidden in a house nine miles from where he was abandoned, and that his wounds were not dangerous. Protest Seen In Reply to Not. 1 Paso, Te x. Carranxa 's reply to th last American not will deal main ly with the old protest against the presence of American troops in Mexi can territory, according to a telegram from Mexico City, published in the El Paso Del Norte, a local Carranxft or gan. Tbe dispatch says a number of person elose to the government say that th note will take for granted Secretary of Stat Lausing's assertion that th American government desires neither war nor intervention. It will devote itself to the punitive expedition. Engineers To Be Enlisted. Washington, D. C. Two companies of enigneers are to be recruited at Vancouver Barracks under orders from General Funston. '- These companies will be regulars and will form a part of the first increment to be added to tbe army under th new reorganization law. A few enlisted men- now in engineer companies will form tbe nucleus of tbe two new companies . and officers are to be detailed from th available list .when the companies ar recruited to their full strength. Two Allied Warships Sunk. Pari Th minister of marine an nounced that th Italian auxiliary cruiser CHtr-di Messina and th French destroyer Fourche have been torpedoed in th Strait of Otranto. T b Cittl di Messina, which was being escorted by the Fourche. wss th first victim of th submarine. Tbe Fourche later attacV.ed tbe underwater boat, which submerged and disappeared. Shortly afuvwards the Fourths herself was torpedoed. Almost all of her crew was saved. Panama Election Riotous. Panama Serious rioting occorred in th City of Panama Sunday on th oc casion of the elections. Eighteen per sona were wounded. There wets no foreigners among them, however. No trouble occurred at Colon. On) wan was kiUed in tbe Province of Cbjriqui. T Suit All TMts. , The following conversation was overheard In a railway train not lung aa-oi Just aa th train was moving from the siatlou two men wr bundled Into a carriage, llotli were ot th sporting tyke and were evlduntly particularly krn nn radii. "Let's av a look at yer paper, Bill," paid Charlie. "Era su. CharlU," eld Bill, handlnc hla friend an eveulng paper. After a few mluutea of silence Char lie remarked enntentlouslyi "Woiitlwr- ful thin, newsiHtpers, arent they. Bill? They've got so many different sorts of things In -em atones, coos- ery. murucre, suicides, racln'soni- Utln' for everybody. In fact." "Tout rtsrht they are, Charlla." "But what's this "ere blank space, BUI?" pointing to the blank space r aorvrxl fur ptou ureas news. "Oh." replied Bill, "that's for peopl wot cant read." Philadelphia Publlo Ledger, Hs Knew. Sunday 8chool Teacher Who can tell we the name of th great queen who traveled so many mites to see Solomon? (No answer). Some ot you must remember. Th nam of this treat oueea begins with S. Bright Boy Oh. I know, miss. It was tne queen 0( spauea. uosion Transcript - ' Th Circle. Old Ladr Wh do you go around berclnr Instead of working! Tramo V II tell you the trutn, mum. I ben tor set money for de noose. O. L. But Why do you arms tn stuff? T. Ter get up m courage tor go Tound and beg, mum. Boston Tran script .. . THE YALYELESS PUMP Hatp W.t-r I aaa Biasse taa. Cast, asm "ua Maat USrlaat tat IrraraUaa, I J Mialap, fire Pi ill inia aad w Llaasaatla I aaa. Small. Lathi. u Uftefn.t fWl Caa a. lntaJM ar Aar-taa. Impaaaihto k Malta a M ". itahrara Mare Water, with tar Laae Hrarpaarar, thaa tat Pwa Kimwa. hie Ptiaaae Kaajaired al Aaj maana.M. aaetaaa. Writ, for Caleb. Pi tots aad TMtiaaeialt Satare aat Pay. THE VALVLESS PUMP CO., Ith net Tills B Treat Brap FantaaaV Ora How the Spellbinder Turn the Trick. "To my mind " "I caa not do Justice "Far be it from me" "It is hardly necessary to say- "One word more and I hav done " "It falls to my lot "I can not find words "In th last analysis "Be that as It may "I shall not detain you longer " "It becomes my painful duty" "I point with pride to " Columbia State, Imperfect Digestion soon undermines your health and impoverishes your blood, but this may be corrected , by careful diet and the assistance of HOSTETTER'S Stomach Bitters It tones and strengthens the entire digestive sys tem and is a real aid to V, , - . 1- Nature in cases of indiges- Hon, cramps or maiana, Si Not Impressed. ' "Want some stock In my concern?" "Nope." "It's a sold mine." ' "That's no inducement I've invest ed in gold mine more than once." Louisville Courier-Journal. WOMAN AVOIDS r OPERATION" MetJicias Which Made Sur geon's Work Unnecessary. Astoria, N. Y. For two years I wss feeling ill and took sll kinds of tonics. . i was gat ing worse every day. Ihadcbil!,myj ..1.1 T rneaa HUUHl auib a. a, always tired. I could not walk straight becanseof the pain in my back and I bad pains in my stom ach. I went to a doctor snd be said I must co trader sn operation, but I did tinot go. I read in ' tthe paper aboat V Jf- V Tlt.l.1a V.i.l.M. fVnn. pound and told my husband about It I said 'I know nothing will help me but I will fcrv this.' I found myself improv ing from the very first bottle, snd in two weeks time I was sble to sit down and eat a hearty breakfast with my bos band, which I had not done for two years. I am now in the best of health and did not have tbe operation." Mrs. John A. Koenio, 602 Flushing Avenue, Astoris. N. Y. Every one dreads the surgeon's Imlf and tbe operating table. Sometime nothing else will do ; but many time doctors say they ar necessary when they are not Letter after letter come to the Plnkham Laboratory, telling bow operations were advised and were not Performed :or.if performed. did notrood. but Lydia E-Pinkhsm's Vegetable Com poundwas used and good health followed. If yon want advice write to Lydia K. Pinkhnm Medicla Co, (coiUldeatlaVl), Lynn, Xlais. L , - I I I Your Grocer IS RELIABLE' He wants to hold your trade xSESi and f lf he 1 'SJ5' He i DESERVES WELL OF FARMER VheetVs Vols I Faint and th Car. tolnly I Net Pretty, but Sh Hate All Ksstlsa. After tout wall acquainted with th nhoeb and catch soma of bar spir it of rriendUnee and companionship. roe. wont car a snap ot th finger that shs cant alng very well, nor that ah Isnt good looking. Tou ll wai- com her In spring Just aa If she war B Veaut for looks and Melba tor vole. rou'U listen for her first Bote and ay: "There's rnoeb back agaia.- Shs's th earliest arrival among th Oyoatcher. reaching her about March IL erpu beror th file. 8h seeks oat her last year' horn under th bridge, or beneath th rafters ot th barn, and start rano rating her seat Often when aa unscrupulous eowblrd usurp tb'net to lay gg of bar own. th paoeb will buna anotner aaat atop the old on and start house keeping over again as It nothing had Interrupted. We've remarked that she aouldnt slag, yet her llttl "phb not U of th cheeriest of springtime. W said she wasnt beautiful, yet her dull oUtp-brown coat, with a y towtsh-whtt breast ar far more at tractive thaa soa birds of gay plu mage. Th pboeb Is beautiful se es use ah Is useful. From th time of her arrival until so leaves 1st la th fail she's busy warring on th fhrmr eaemloa. She'll sit on a mullein stalk and watch tor a beetle. Suddenly she will dart Into th air and her bills go shut with a snap good by beetle. 8b I a for cooservatlouist, because ah eats th aim leaf beetle. Bhe Is th fann er's mend, because ah eats th May beetle and dick beetle, which ttv lur vcropa. sh la th gardener's friend because sh eats th squash beetle. .. .. In fact, sbejs th bland of vryon except th beetles Philadelphia North America. Totem Pole Must Don Sam Clothe. Clothes maks th totem pole, ac cording to John Oscar Davis, collector of lb port, at San Francisco. Horrified at what he saw wbn a Burmese specimen consigned to th Rsv. 3. H. East of Portland was un covered at th customhouse early In Ft Dreary. Collector Davis has now recovered ufflcAntly from tbe shock to aanounc that when th proper ha binaurals hav been placed on th ratio it may be allowed to proceed on It way to th Indignant consign. Painting, th collector said, bad been considered, but clothing would be hatter. His plan now Is to arrange tor a proper costuming of tha mooted totem pole at th aspens ot Doctor East and that than th curio, decor ously accou tared tor appearanc among th most select circles, might b allowed admission to th land of th tree aad th bom of th brave. Wind Imprisons Woman. ' Imprisoned In s closet by th wind staaiuwit a uwr tssi. jnrs, nil I, tor- aery wno llr6 Bw Bridg0viii. Dei.. had a narrow escape from death, and when discovered was nearly overcome by th shock. - . Mrs. Cordery wss cleaning th attic and while sh wss looking in sn old closet s gust of wind slammed th door and locked It from th outald. There was no on but herself In th house, and It was nearly an hour ba for Mrs. Cordery's screams happened to b heard by a gang of men who i repairing the road. With all tha doors locked downstairs, Harry Ricksrds climbed to th second floor snd got through by a window. When Mrs. Cord ery wss found sh wss ta pitiable) state. Sh is still serious ly ill from ths shock. -, t ' Slight Misunderstanding. "Wss bis crime premeditated?" . "I don't think so. He thought it sll out beforehand, yon know." Life. War Cuts Phone List Ther ar st lesst 10,000 fewer tele phones in London ss s result of th war, business firms In hundreds of In stances discontinuing tbe service in th Interest of retrenchment Th government, which operates (he sys tem, announces tbst although tele phones hav been discontinued by the wholesale there has been sn Incress In tbe us of electrophones the In strument which connects tbe subscrib er with the (hester snd enables peo ple who prefer to remain Indoor these gloomy nights of black streets to have amusement brought to their firesides. Us All th Brain Cslls. Mm go to th human junk pile be cause their one set of brain cells be comes exhausted, and they hav neg lected to train snd use th millions of other. There are those which how us th humsnness of Ufa, tbos which prov to as in beauty of nature, thos which will suddpnly con. vine us of th Infinite sowers around as; those which will start us dream ing of big things snd cause us to ac complish them. Young Lady (kindly)-'! hop you brush your teeth regularly. Mangle?" j Maggie (Indignantly) "Brush me teeth? Wot would 1 do that fort Ther ain't no hair on me Ueth," r will 16 Baring Powder -Ask him Foot-and Mouth In th Philippine. ' nrfi.tial. of th Philippines reported to Washington laal wh (hat Ih foot end mouth Ultras has again laid Its grip on th islands. Th scourge Is called rinderpest over there, and has been the bugbear of all rattle dealers snd dairies, the few Hiel tnr are. almost tram th beginning of Ameri can occupation In &, It Is eailmatud that H50.M0 rarabaos hav died of rinderpest in Ih last year. There) war 100 death la th last wek of April, when Ih Isat mall report wss sent to Washington. Tha loas Is about I5.000.0UO. The t'hllipplne bureau of ssriculture asked for :so.ooo, to fight Ih scours, but th leglplalur Only appropriated lll.too and this Is held responsible to a great itnl tor the spread ot the dfpeaa. It conditions continue a tney ar in th Islands It Is feared that th loas th coming year will be fully Ba great Fearless af CeMqun. Orubbs t never readied until now whst a convinced optimist Illnks Is. Btubb What mad you form your new estimate of him? Orutibe The fact that h t trying to rats chickens, roses and two bull pups all on th saw lot Richmond Times Dispatch. v2 FTMALT. CASH I'sld for Rut- terfiles. In sects. I buy hundreds for museums, art-work, study purposed snd private collections, (e to 7 sch paid. 8-pp. folder FREE. Easy outdoor em- ployment , SINOJUR Be 244, D 10a. Lm Attgelea, CaL DAISY FIT I01IXR tt.Stt ITfAv IMiawStNail. SaWMh . Wl MA are e t- -M t lijw ar't taw ifctllMh In Right Pise. "I hsv written poem en" Th editor looked up wearily. Th blue eyed blond young woman was mcrcllwaa. "I hare written a poem on Th Old Red Barn on th Farm.' snd" Th weary look disappeared from th editor' face. "Ah! "Delighted! Written on (h old red barn, eh? Fine! I'll b going along by Ibe farm In a day or so. snd I'll stop at the old red barn snd read at", - '. :; His Rsglstsr. "Well, landlord, how's business now sdsysr "Oh, purty good, purty good. Had a whole passel or people register vis ('day. They were flv guntlemeD, three ladle and tour musician." ft Olvss Power ef Choice. "You must remember, my boy, thst wealth dot's not bring happiness," "I don't expect It to. I merely wsnt It so thst I may be able to choose th kind of misery that Is most sgreeabls to ma." Boston Transcript rl!e PMH ipilflll I 1 i7-"lt t sz) Ji iLil! ' 3 stops itckingj Are You , Past 30 Years ? Take Hot Water" and "Anurie." People are realising more and mora very day that th kidneys, Just as do the bowels, need to be flushed occa slonally. The kidneys sre an ellmlna- tive organ snd ar constantly working, separating th poisons from th blood. Under this continual snd perpetusl action they sre spt to congest, snd then trouble starts. Uric scld backs up Into the system, causing rheuma tism, neuralgia, dropsy and many oth er serious disturbances. Doctor l'lerco of Buffalo, New York, advocates that every one should drink plenty of pur water between meale. Every day should exercise In the outdoor air suf ficiently to sweat profusely, snd from time to time stimulate the kidney so- uo" "l ?cmv? i ,,ur,cY, 1.n "?",J: "0" Vu 7" ." 7 1. "r "'-""'' .. " ,"7 .. . " ' , nm "Tll.A ;i "Z women ni "Oolden Medical DUcov- ri d sV X7 like. Y T (w recommend J' J For Thrash and Foot Diseases WWeVtH Masfiaf jtaP rPa HAN FORDS Mi Para. aa.T " a A LINIMtN For Calls. Wire Cuts, Lamerresa, Strains, Bunchas. Thrush, Old Sores, NaS Wounds. Foot Hot, FUtula. Cleexlin. Et&a tie. titadd Since 184&1, rrba SSe, 80 sal 11-00 All Dealers ViSSs ,1, ,.,.,!. ... i. ., ....... . u . , "i w. -Mm No Difficulty on That leer. ' An old nesro mammy who wss sd- dlciwl to the pipe wss being lectured on Ih habit by s Dundsy school leach r. Finally th lalier said: "Do you e.poct to go 10 hefnr "Y. Indeedyt" "Hul (he lubi say nothing unclean hall enter ihnr. Now Ih breath of the smoker la unclean. What do yrm say to ihsir "Well. I reckon 1 ! ma href b hlo' when 1 enler dsr." wss old mam my's response. Uostott TrauscripL, v.. Pimnles. boils, carbunrla. dry Bp and disappear with Itoctur llerca's (wklen Medical Utacovcry. intaowiarjruquia. Olrls Will asOlris, "I'm afraid I eant get rh girls t lak politics seriously, I called a meet ing at my homo. Had som speeches by a popular candidal which w wr trying on th grspbophon." "Welir "I was called out of Ih room for a few minutes and when I earn bach I found Ihev bad But on a dance r ord." Louisville Courier Journal , A ScMm. "Why did you tell your hubsnd to buy a yard of that goods? Tha sales lady assured you yesterday that lb sampls could not be matched - . "I know. 1111 be afraid to eom horn without matching It so be ll of der m a fto new drvs." Loulsvlll Courier Journal. t . V, f ' nesting Fam. ! "Fsm doean'l Isat king, doe ttt "Whsl's on your mind now?" I "I gsv 1000 to a worthy charity snd my nam and th smount 1 donated were printed la all th papers." , -"Yes." I "And ths nest dsy my nam was dropped snd Ih sum appeared only la the list or previously acknowledged." Detroit Pre Press. , Bar; ar.j j.v -u... j l CWa-taag X X aaat vrrh s JVH era euueiiiiK arm! .cvniM, imwwn"'t rash or other tormenting skin-eruption, try Rtst Inol Ointment snd ResinnlSosj. You will berurt prited how qukkly tit Itching ind burning stotf and th skis becomes clear and healthy sgsnii Btatael OMaaat tad SeaVat gad fctrt it a pfaasrlhed hf Jtrtatttn. tat ever taaat aaan, Sld Irr til dra aat far net kitl U ot each writ, t ItrotBol Cheat. Co . ftttUlmtvra. JTanW .cwatr Stlti aaaAw WH wiiiMiiaaaaan"iiiiiiarr- np-irnim -:' " "- "'--f A Quaer Critter. t Impassioned Orator The American eagle, whether soaring over th dusty desert of Mexico or skimming th broad Atlantic, will never drew In Its horns or Tetir into Its shell. Morton Transcript . i ery," tha standard herbal system (onto (both of which now come In tablet form tor convenience ot carrying and taking). "Anuric" is now being intro duced here, snd many local people ar daily testifying to it pnrfectness. When you have bsckacb. dlsiy poll or rheumatism, heed nature's warning. It means that you ar a vic tim to urlo acid poisoning. Then ask your druggist for "Anurio" and yon will very soon become on ot tun dreds who daily give their thankful ' Indorsement to this powerful enemy to urlo scld. If you have that tired, worn-out feel. Ing, backache, rheumatism, neuralgia, or it your sleep Is disturbed by too fre quent urination, get Dr. Pierce's An uria Tablets st drug store, full treat-. ment $1.00, or send 190, tor trial pack sg to Dr. pierce. Invalids' UoUL Buf falo, N. T. 1 V e-