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About The Weston leader. (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946 | View Entire Issue (March 3, 1916)
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"Duet tha moat per- nlctoua aubataBc In tha world!" ertea the Intolerant reformer. PaUtnca, pa tience, good friend I War It not for tha dnat mots how would wa ver per eelv tba beam of sunshine lanUng through tba ahadowy room? Beside. there is star dnat Colliers. ,. For Burns and Scalds. la case of haras and scalds apply Hsnford's Balsam of Myrrh and set relief. Apply It to cool tha skin and taka tba fire oat. Hire a bottle al ways oa hand to us la casa of sect dents. Ad?. So Hs Went Hungry. A member of tha Merlon Cricket club was telling stories to a Bry Mawr girl Her Is what ha said. which was considered tha climax la wit for tha evening: Her eyes were sot exactly straight. and soma one commented npon 11 ana asked him If he had noticed It. "Noticed it. Man!" ha replied, "why aha la so cross-eyed tbat recently when I aat next to her at a dinner she ate off my plate." Net Easy to Explain. "That boy of mine Is always a king questions." "Oh. well, perhaps hs wants to learn something. "Maybe so. hot his Inquislttveaess Is rather distressing to me at times. "lis insists oa being told what hij mother means when aba cans me s 'Jellyfish. a "matrimonial misfit' sad a "human tank.' -Birmingham Age- Herald. ..Odd. Fair Hostess (entertaining wounded soldier) And so one Jack Johnson burled yon. and the next dug yo op again an landed yoa oa top of a barn! Now, what were your feelings? Tomsry If yoall believe me, ma'am. I was barer more surprises in an my life? Punch. . ; -! Inthe Wrong Market. "Milton got only a few pounds tor Paradise Lost " -' rVou don't say so!" exclaimed Mr. Penwiggle. "He could bare done bet. ter by turning It Into a a'nario for the moTies!" Washington Star. ! Queer Case ' . I have a storeroom oa my hands that I can't seem to rent", . "Does nobody wsnt It for an auto mobile supply hopT What neck of the woods is tt far Louisville Courier-Journal. We hear of new use of Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh. la dehorning cat tle, light applications. help to atop bleeding, making the use of a hot iron unnecessary. Adv. V , More Fuel , -The agricultural department ' Is sending- out booklets cautioning peo ple that there is a scarcity in the fuel supply." "The booklets may help to rectify that" Louisville Courier Journal. No Knockout. Maude Is It true, dear, that, your snVremnt with VOUOg COtroX IS broken off? ' ttti.pl Trne? (Holds out her hand) Tou can see for yourself that I am still la the ring. Boston Transcript. ' Mistaken Observstlon "What graceful free movements your daughter makes la her dancing, Mrs. Comeup." They" ain't no free movemento. "We. pay her teacher 15 a lesson." Baltimore American. Our Fcabia AoolOflV. ' We kln'xt been ritinxg much Peet- lng Flanclys laitley bekause our tips writer hass bijn out of orger and did a'it apell guod. But 1U alrite now and may bee we kan do bettjer aitger thiss. . . ti- save Your' Hrs. Fnom IMstfimixT, Mountain l-vr, and an ctfier brmi of Conwslon by uslnr Spohn'e Distemper Compound, or:ln the leea. Safe at all time for all a' and xes, under au conamona. Oo Distemper and Chicken Cholera. Acts on ths blood, expel tnj aerms. Removes worms from stomscn and Intestines. A flna tonle and appatis er." Absolutely sfife. even for human ba lnL Over l.OOS.WO bottiea sold last year. Greatest cure and preventive aver known tot Conlas-lous diseases. Nearly every one knows SjJohn's. Over 1 years on ths market. Have you used Oils sreat rem dvt Why notf It la not an experiment. TrV It: be tonvlaced; let 8pohn's" belp you sava and maka money. All whoie druT("t can aupply you, or write to man- :.IO turvra, with pries enclosed. A bottle. mid II 0: . ano io.w ine uu?.". il ari-nta wiinted. 8poba Medical Co., rn, tod U. 8. A. P, H. U. No. 10. 1918 3 s isnutliars. I COuGIlcSS delays OPPOSING WILSON a VNIMHIva hi Off by Bolii Ileuses. ri 1 urn ts mst mxa Plain Talk Exchanged but President Wilson StUt Stands Solidly for Full Rights of Americans. Washington, D. C Congreaa eettled down Saturday to await development in the aubmarine controversy Detween the United States and Germany with overwhelming majority of both booaee apparently deflnietly deter mined to take no action which might embarrass the administration la the nraaent stave of diplomatic negou tiona a few of the more ardent advo cates of legislation to keep Amreicana off armed ships continued their activ ities, and ex-Secretary Bryan a sup- oort for them waa shown in the form of a telerram, but even moat of them admitted there was no Dropect of im mediate action. So far as the adminsttration ' is concerned, it waa said authoritatively that while any agitation of the issue just now waa nndesirable, there wss no disposition to oppose a vote on the pending armed-ahlp resolutions II tneir sponsors tried to lores one. It waa declared that reports from the caoitol during the day showed con clusively that the senate and the no use would stand behind President Vt iison in his refusal to permit any abridge ment of the rights of American citi zens on the seas, ss outlined in his let ter to Senator Stone. Tha President reiterated his state ments in that letter to Speaker Clark, Majority Leader Kitchin and Kepi aentative Flood, ehtirmaa of the house foreign affairs committee, early in the day when they called at the White House to tell of the situation on weir aide of the eapitol and hear the execu tives views. There was plain speaking both by President Wilson and his callers. Mr. Wilson said plainly that his efforts to keep the country st peace were likely to be hindered by impressions sent abroad by congress, and the congress men were equally frank in giving notice that a strong sentiment existed at the eapitol against risking the pos sibility of war by permitting Ameri cans to travel on armed belligerent ships, whatever might be their rights under international law. Although wholly different reports came from other sources during the day. Speaker Clark declared he be lieved a resolution to warn citizens on armed vessels would carry in the house bv two to one if it reached a vote. The noose delegation west pack to the eapitol with word that the Preei dent stood unalterably by his position. There the situation rests, and while there probably will be many more con ferences and Dossibly some speecnea. the eenerally accepted opinion is that no further serious effort to bring about action will be. made, unless develop ments occur to make a rupture of re lations with Germany imminent elia Anlts Kcbds Defeated Gcyersscat Troops at Sze-Qsea Pekin Official acknowledgement of the defeat of government troops by the Yunnan rebels on the Sze-Chuen border was withheld nntil Saturday, when the State department issued a mandate denouncing Tai Ao, in which admisssion is made that the revolu tionists surprised the regular army and defeated a small eamsoa Information received in rekinirom non-Chinese sources' shows that the Tunnanese, who descended on the city of Suifu and captured it, numbered about 10,000. The government gar rison at Suifu numbered about 4000, but these troops left for the north sev eral days before the arrival of the Yunnanese and consequently there was no resistance to the entrance of the latter. The fleeing government forces are reported to have started north for Tse-Chow. v.: Turks Reinforce Army. i London Turkey is making great efforts to dispatch troops to the Rus sian front in sn endeavor to recapture Erzerum, says the Bucharest corre spondent of the Times. - All ordinary traffic on the railway from the Bosphorus to Angora has been stopped, according to the corre spondent, and trains carrying troops and supplies there are running inces santly, but as the distance from An gora to Erzerum will consume at least a month's inarch there is little likeli hood of the success of the movement. Hughes Refuses Views. New York In a letter to Henry A. Wise Wood, made public here, Justice Hughes reiterates his declaration that he is not a candidate for Presidential nomination. Mr. Wood, had requested a statement as to Justice Hughes' po sition on preparedness. Justice Hughes replied in part: "In view of my judi cial office I do not feel that I have any right to take part in any political dis cussion or to make statements of the sort that would be expected from can didates for office. - I am not a candi date, actively nor tacitly." Women to Urge Defense. St Louis Hiss Anne Morgan, daughter of the late John Pierpont Morgan, will be a delegate to the con ference of mayors on national prepar edness which will begin here March 8, according to an announcement by Mrs. Philip N. Moore, president of the Na tions! Council of Women. Mrs. Moore said that on March 5 a mars meeting would be held to "clinch the sentiment tk. mtran nf H mimtrv to nra- pars the nation to defend itaeif." 19 IS Caldas -SEEDS Kant, tote, Careaa, Orckard and Peeltry Sapcnaa, f arttuxsra, tta. - " . ! 1 at Wtwaalaa. N'awOstaJoal Naw St rree. F.C'JTUCCE SEED &FLCHAL CO. isainxad tv roartANayoataoai PORTLAND Y. EL C A. wn M ear aatkltl aa far awk-iaM seuea la Bsolitepait Starpiir, Slowai T as I I'M bwludas valaaMe ataWaa. aauaiw and antar.l(a artvtlesva. al WwMkaiuaewUlrMllwa etaaakaea, ValaaW wumn eaa be bad la Otaoaw ral and (Vllraa hwai KabiMta. ana rua vataiaw. J HAWTHORNE AUTO SCHOOL Tkeeaty AataawaiW Seaeal aa tha ra. etna C-w wamlainlna" a Gas TJartar !, law IMi tanwaillaa. C U Sxt Ttacelarer aad ami TtaraMa. kUi la tea 4e) Hawtaaraa Am. rarllaas. Ore. . . '.-A Projecting Personality. Ths Ford peace trip, besides adding somewhat to the gaiety 01 nations, ot tered to the pictorial satirists in many quarters of ths world aa opportunity of a lifetime. Two rather distant echoes of the Junket appear In the March number of Cartoons Magazine. One is from the Christiana. Norway, Viktnaren. and repreaente the Detroit Idealist as a rat leaving a doomed Kin. A touch of humor Is added to the cartoon by reason of a bathing suit hung on a clolhea line la the bow of the boat The bathing suit U sup. osed to be the property of Mm. Krhtmmer. The other cartoon la from the Auck land. New Zealand. Weekly News, and shows "Port s ark" plowing across the seas. Placards . reading "Buy our ears" and "Votes for women" are con spicuously displayed upon ths sides snd root of the craft while Ford Is seen trvinc- to launch the dove Of peace, sod asking It: "Why doat yon nyr This Auckland newspaper, like moat of the English journals, seemed to re gard the peace trip mostly in the light of aa advertising campaign. ftna Baaltkv. lUSM. BeMttfal stjS Oeuliata aa4 ravawiaaa aaaa a urine SrS Beeieaj auto reara sefore It waa eoVrea aa a Hum ei In Kia Meaielae. atoMae la Sull Ca aeaaaaa bj Our Pkralelaaa eaa (manatees a, taeai aa a Reliable Keller for Crea taat Maea Car. Try it la roar mad la Babrw ra ., .... - Bur Marie at ;oar brusslat accept aa SabaUluM, saa If laterete4 write lor tkioa er ua E'e area. attsuaa ax a iucmbdv ro, cuicah About Time. , One evening the young minister. who bad semed rather attracted oy "Hie Sister" Grace, was dining wlta the family. Little sister was taising rsDidlv when the visitor wss aboul to ask the blessing. Turning to the child, he said. In a tone of mild ra- Proo,: ' . . -lanri 1 am coins: 10 ass grace. "Well, it's about time." answered Little Sister in an equally reproving tone. We've been expecting you to do it for a year, and she has, too." Chicago Journal. For mosquito bites apply Hanford's uaisam. aov. Stood Under Fire. Commanding Officer (enthusiasti cally, after the sham battle) you 11 make a great soldier! I tell you my staff, as well as the ladles, were thrill ed when the enemy msde that surprise attack on your trench and you oniy, nr all the "rookies, did not run: Rookie Thanks, sir; but you see, 1 er I wss right In the middle of changing my pants, sir. Puck. OOWARD E. BURTON Aaasyer and Chemist, li iuiw.il- fiwrunai aneea: Gold. 8ilrrr. Lead.'tl: Gold. Bilwr. 7&c: Cold. S8e: Zinj or Copper, tl. Mailinx envrlupra and full one hH rot on application, lontrm ana umpire wora ao. bmrd. Kcfontncsi Carbonau Mauooal nans. Spoken Favorably. Stranger Have you a good hair tonic you can recommend? Druggist (prohibition town) riere somethinc that is spoken of very favorably by the people who have drunk it Topeka Journal. Brief. Scribbler told me a month ago that a play of his wss to be produced shortly. Hare you heard anything about It?" Yes.. It was produced shortly in deed. It ran for one consecuttve night" Right In Line. I verily believe that Inanimate things sometimes enter into the spirit of a festal occasion. I know it Last night when 1 was eolng to a blowout my automobile chimed in with a couple of Its own." Louisville Courier-Journal. . . " Provisional. Don't von think a presidential term ought to be longer than four years?" "I do provided the man 101 plug ging for gets elected." Washington Star. Polish Acquired. Comnt-nsatlon A rolling stone gath ers no moss, but tt gets so smooth that nobody has anything on it Puck. WEEKS' BREAI-UP-A-COLD TABLETS gusranteed remedy for Colds snd Ls Grippe. Price 25c of your druggist U S good. 1 ae nomuig ric.-nuy. RAW FOBS WANTED. Skunk. Raccoon, MUSKRAT, OTTER, ETC Better Prices; Quick Returns Mir- n H. LiEEES & CO. Mamfsctnrtn Farriers. Eat. ftt Yean. ni imm tt. Corbet! lid;. FSHTUI3, srrvJ wt (TT itf KGllSi1 CKAM;.47C: Dover, Eng. The steamahip Makija, It, 431-ton veaael belonging to the Peninsular A Oriental line, struck mine and t)Jt within a half hour, two miles from Dover Sunday. On hun dred and rty-aeven persons wtre drowned or killed by tha aectdant The British tanker Empress of rrt William, guing to the reacue, struck another mine and sank near by. On man of the crew of the Kmpreas of Fort William waa drowned. Up to midnight the bottle of victim landed Included IS men, 11 women and four children. In addition to 11 La eare. Among the dead la Mrs. Jo- Leod. wif of General MrLevd. The Makija left Tilbury Saturday for Bombay with mail, 119 paaaen ger of alt aboard, and a crew number ing about 100, most of them Lascars. Other passengers were to Join the ship at Marseille. The steamer had just passed Admlr GEORGE BAKHMETEFF George eakhmatelf, Russian ambaa aador to the Unit State, whs wa In a conference with Secretary Lan sing over the esse of the Montenegrin officers recently arrested for violation of neutrality by enlisting soldisr In the United State for aervioe In the Montenegrin Briny. Mentsnegre ha no diplomatic representative In Wash ington, but being en of Russia's sl- II as, the Russian ambassador acts for it slty pier at Dover and was opposite Shakespeare Cliff when an explosion shook her from end to end. She listed immediately to port High seas were ruunning and the captain, realizing that great damage bad been done to the alter part or ms vessel, tried to run her aground, but the engine room was swamped and the ship became unmanageable. ., The plight of the vessel was ob served and dozens of craft went at full peed to her rescue. It was one of these, the Epmres of Fort William, of 2181 tons, thst sank. Boat after boat and seven rafts were sent away, but several persons leaped into the water and were picked up by surrounding craft It waa at first thought thst ail had been saved, but later bodies were washed ashore and their number was gradually added to duriner the day. - Owing to the fact that Dover i un der strict military law, it wss possi ble to obtain only meager details from those rescued. The captian said that both passengers and crew behaved solendidlv. The passengers were lor the most part British officials in the Indian service, the most prominent being Judge Oldfield, of the Indian high court They were returning to serv ice in the East Carnegie Plan School. Dunfermline, Scotland The trustees of the Carnegie fund for the United Kingdom announced after their annual meetine Monday that they were con sidering the expediency of founding a school of music on a scale analogous to the celebrated schools on ths Conti nent; particularly those in countries at present closed to British students. The chairman of the trustees, Dr. John Ross, said it was felt that after f 3,- 000.000 had been spent by the trus tees for church organs they reasonably might terminate such grants. Edict Worries London. London The newspaper discuss with serious tone the new German sub- msrine campaign which is expected to begin Wednesday. .There is a general belief that the campaign will mark the entrance into the war of several of the newer snd extended types of sub marines, probably with a greatly en Urged radius of action and a greater offensive power, ' During the past month Germany captured or sank 60 vessels, of which five were neutrals, two Italians, four Belgisns, one French snd the remainder British. ' 13 Oil Tanker Begun. New York The Standard Oil com pany of New Jersey has begun the construction of 13 large tank steamers, which will coat 11.000,000 each, ac cording to announcement made Monday by John D. Arclibold, president 01 the company. The other companies of the Standard Oil group are building 86 ad ditional tankers, b said. "The de mand for oil is tremendous. We could sell all the oil we produce if there were enough ship to carry it" RZDF S VXYI m : NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS rortland Wheat Bluestem, 11.05; furtyrold, ISoj club, 14a; red life. 4c: red Rusaian, 4o. Hay K astern Oregon timothy, IlK.fiOtiMt.fiO tier ton: valley timothy, alfalfa, i, - fttttltf I C1 . ..1... . t) S9 RA j4perton;i short. 1264r.io.6Oj rot- M barlsv. 131.601 3a.ei. Com Whola 137 per ton: cracked, 138. Vrgthl AKU'hokea, Hdtl.18 per duaen; tomato, California, i.T6 pererat; cabbaga, f 1.60 t 1.6ft per hundred; garllo, 10 per pound; pep- par, 20(ta6c; Kgltlant, S6c; snrouta, 8(io: horseradiah, 8tc; cauliflower, I1.S6 per ; celery, 14.78 per crate; lettuce, 1 140 t 1.60; eucum bera, tl.60fai.60 per doian; hothouse lettuce. 76rill per box; spinach, i si l.10 ner boi. Creen Fruits Grspe, $4 per barret; cranberrl. III per barrel. lVtstoee Onrtron, t.40tl.60 per sack: Yakima. $1.65; sweets, 13.25 at S. 60 ner hundred. Onion Oregon, buying price, f 3 f. o. b. ahlPDinc point. Apple Spitsenberga, xtr fancy, Si. 25 Per bos: fancy, fl; cnoice, ll.25t 1.60: Yellow Newtown, extr fancy, f 2; fancy, 11.75; choice, 1.5 tl.60; Rome Beauty, fancy, 61.BW. 1.60: Wineaap. choice, l.lWii.so; Stavman. choice. tl.25otl.S5. Eirea Jobbing price: Oregon ranch. candled, 26c per doten; uncandled, 25c. Poultry Hens, 15tl5ie per pouna; small springs, 16c; broiler, lHi!0c; turkey. live, lM.20ej ureased, choice, V1ntt?r tt--.s-i -24i25?; duck 12c,il4c; geeee. 10c 9P JZtZZ Butter -Price from whol-aaTer to tvT.T,. retailer; Portland city creamery. orinta 60-Pound eaa lots, standard grade. 34c: tower grade. S8t321e; Oregon country creamery, print. 60- mund case lota, standard make. Sale; lower grade. 28431e; butter packed In ctibea 2c lee. Price paid . by Job ber to producer: Cuba, axlrea 29c; firsts, 27,c; seconds, 25c; dairy, butter, country roll 16m,1Sc; butter fat No. 1, 32c; No. 2, 29c Veal Fancy, 9e per pound. Pork Fancv. 4Ml0e per pound. Hops 1916 crop, 10(itl3c par pound; 1916 con tracts, 11 mi: 12c per pound. Cattle Choice steera.t6.60 tt 6.78; good, t6.75t7: medium, t6.60t.76; choice cows, t.60 t 6.76; medium, $5.25 6; heifer, $4 t 6.40; bull, I2.60t.l6: star. 3(ft5.25. Hogs Light, 1 7.60m 8.15; heavy, I7M7.25. Sheep Yearlings, t7w8; we. $ 17: lamb. tS9.05. Wool Eastern Oregon, 18&25e par pound; valley, 25(20c; mohair, Ore gon, 28ii29e per pound. Caacara bark Old and new, 4c per pound. Wool Growers Find Good Market by Shipping to Portland Portland With wool contracting for the 1916 clip Just atarting in tha East ern counties, the last remnant of the 1915 clip U being sold her. The Portland Wool Warehouse company ha not over 40.000 pound in its wire- house on Municipal Dock No. 1, and thst i all the wool that I left In Port land. .- The bulk of the wool wer sold at from 21 cents to 221 cento for fine and 26 to SO cents for coarse wooL according to condition and shrinkage, '"The price realised," said W. L Crowe, manager of th company, "ar from 8 cento to 6 cents better than were offered in . th country for the same woo la The srowers era mor than satisfied with their experiment of Bending their wools her to be mar keted, and it I f to y much larger quantity will be sent here dur ing the coming season. ' "W hav aold wool to about 17 dif ferent customer, a doten of whom never operated in tbl section be for. W hav had Inquiries from a down other big Eastern mills, and although we did not close deal with them w j ar looking forward to tneir uaae in new wools. Our object i to improv the condi tion of th woolgrower and put them all on an equal basis. By avail ing himself of cheap money, which he could never do before, th grower is enabled to hold hi wool until h I ready to sell. All th wool consigned here is sold only with th approval of the growers. It is different when th wool I consigned to the East, for it then geU beyond the owner' control." Potato Shipments 600 Cars. Portland Up to the present time bout 600 cars of potatoes hav been shipped from Oregon, and th indica tion ar th total ehipment for the season will not exceed 1000 car. Nor mal shipments from th state ar about 1600 ear a year. ."There ar between 400 and 600 car of potatoes left unsold," said Mc Kinley Mitchell, "and these will all clean up at some price. There is no likelihood th market will be any bet ter in the immediate future, but there is a possibility th late market will improve if California cleans up. Market Rosdf Discussed. . Milwaukie, Or. Market road were discussed at th meeting of Milwaukl Grang Saturday afternoon, th main address being delivered by U. li. Han son, master. : sir. nanson suggetneu that main market roads ean D built by district assessments to b paid for partly by th abutting property, and the balance by a district extending from one to two mile from each aid of th road. Mr. Hanson urged the enactment of a law by which farmers may form road districts and take con trol of the district road construction. Reclamation Interest Up. Klamath Fall, Or. Project Mana ger J. G. Camp, of this city, has re turned from a meeting held by Mslin farmers in the Sand Hollow country, south of this city. Mr. Camp report that the landowner ar sufficiently in terested in the reclamation project to advance money toward the cost of en gineering and other preliminary work. About 60 farmers attended tne meet ing and talks were mad by severaL Mr. Camp explained varfoua feature in connection with the project, ins project would water about 6000 acre. We Want YOU NEED . , 1 Shin u your MMl oI m rni.inina- tha limh j ,iiK.. u jay uu 601 prtce 1 It, tftvlMa. "' w . , r Poultry. Dressed Veal and .log ' " ot-t TA7 ua tnr Rhinninf? 18IT8 Writo us for Shipping Taga HAZELW00D PORTLAND, OYSTER "Tho Dest on Not Tha Par 100 Pound r 600 Pounds, Butzer's Seed Storo 188 190 Front Str-et. PORTLAND, ORE. , . . Aint for JUCWOLTUM. . 5 . OREGON ROSES aa tar WsaUfal Itnuimto aatahwua aSTarlae lanrl sleek k nanus, CLARK S BROS., towf. Mcmsobile Otis and Greases FEDERAL TIrS AND TUBES ' rnw Tw InrHsia motor car surrtr OO, Ine, 14 Broadway No. reruaae, ore HELP s A tfCOJ Carvere tloa eairs to aeeara eithia asal toe ear Um aarvteas ef ll' Grade Repraaaatallm la ear tow a. Ne eaavaaeiha;. solWltinf ar Mlltef; refer- ear; apHar anaeeeeaary. Uuaxaa. s4 taeom la ngni pan. iepv fnuech Hiork, ForUwiU. Orefaa. DUt Tret Pctn fW Trcs Ma fnaa reur eM Laet an as Braa Nea tIMK Sua a. OMKtiON WUANUtlNO tU. It Waxuaaw - fat lias s, Ota Uf I U T F fl fira a kaaw sbMrt nPa If AR I LLi buu-tmic hani iH.Hr. a reaL ami U liefct. aalc aal a4 laaa aUj ww4 an MorwaroMf. rails tiluetraij ete- r. laslissi Serf If U, las a Th HouMtnald. Th housemaid wear Short skirt. which leads us to bellev that th dla called "housemaid knee" must ba varv beeomto. Th housemaia goes around the hous very qultly not en disturning in oust. Tha housemaids duty is to pic things op which sh doe very quick ly. By th Mm sh baa picked up tl hairpins, four comb and a barett or two and ha emptied oln badly crushed cigar from th ash receiver the news of th engagement doe Dot strlk her in th nature of a shock. Th housemaid like to read vapia fiction, see empty play and talk caa da!. In fact. In nine case out or ten sh 1 in no wy superior to her ml tress. Judge. Too can safely plac faith In Han. ford Balaam ot Myrrh. Adv. Ne Longer An Amateur. No. I won't flirt with you," Mlal Oadaby told young dreegue, evrely. You r no ameteur; you r aisquau- fled." How or queried the putsiea youth. . ' -way, woen you peni a weca i the Yapp's country plac and naid hand with lh eldest daughter you accepted board and lodging." Judge Busy Mother. "That woman neit door I a thor oughly practical woman. Hear tbat mm hi I no- sound?" Ye, but what practical aooui halt" "What. h' roller kating around bar kitchen, taking off flesh, and got- Una the . baoy to iep at ui same time." Fum ef Oasolln. - "Tour friond complain that you go around with your no turned up ainc van rot a little money T ' "it isn t pnae, oia cnap. n a in sniffling habit Too many garages starting up In my neighborhood, that all." Louisville Courier-Journal. , i 1 " Th Wrong Preposition. A negro man cam running down th lan aa U a wild animal wer after him. - ' "What r you running ror, momi "I ain't e runnln' for" shouted back Mose, "I's a-runnln' from." Kansa Ctty Star. . Nothing 8 Elaborats. "Is that memorial they propose to nut ud to Joan of Are In New York to be ao equestrian statu 7" . "Oh, no; It lust going to oe figure of her on horteback." Baltimor American. 8he And don't you go la for sport of any kind? - He Ob, yaa. don't yer Know, rm -haw passionately fond of dominoes. -Detroit Free Press. 1 C tmrs aVsutlful beach bunsalew sltas fat W Oreeon i annular Bummer Heaort, Hark- away Baacn, Tulanwuk countr. Ttro dally trains fram Perlland. Four boar's ride: maenlheent saenery, Leu cleat to storaa, hotels and dixit Camplne, llhlns, huntlns and surf bathing Only few lot Lft. Warranty deed. Write Ktm amM A Co., 701 Bpsukllnc bkl-, Portland, Oa. STUDY MUSIC EASIEST WAY out sarjrrinc mi study bhbob Bring quick results, Sureee riiarsn. teed. CeeU leas taaa half ef aral ine true ttoa. ri, Orsaa. Viella, Beala, MaaeeUa, lialtaf aa Caraet auwkk Writ today for Catalog- and i free lueses. Aacrku Scaool ef V.att, is c i m ua, rosTuw. hum o Your Cream OUR MONEY, . ... mii a,kat wa ean da for vtHL ''witfVhliM wUh 1 w,,0 L. tUitae the Cfm. lae SMtaf 4 nnTiviT t,w w- - - - and IVices. ana ITltfS. ; . ' " .... ',.T 0UEG0N. SHELLS the Market." Cheap wno. Llf. What to IlfeT It I iuppoaed to be something that most people 'valu highly. yt few ther ar who rvIUv tng to preaerv IL Vut tmpl. eryon talk about method of attain tng long llf, yi no on car tot practlc Ihera. Th common rl of baallh ar constantly violated by. th great majority. Doctor know tbl. snd rarely. If r. drls their pa tient how to Itv. but gt lhemnadf Win to lid them ovr om UmiporV ry setback. , Uf ha been called aa IIIimIoq, a dream, a bubble, a curtain rahjct anif a forgetting, la reality. It t aiereljr something thst no man wnta to part from too suddenly, but whtih h will, always vll oa th Installment plan; to th highest bidder. Th soldier; gamble with th stale for the price; of hi Ufa. lh Immigrant with Ut miner, th rich man with luiurr. . At brat, llf la only what larai 10 ' ' ' C S Th Mlddl Aj '. Ther eomca a clear day when on; reslliea that clolhea are to ,k hi weather off you. that food I to glva yo health, that bom I shelter and, inspiration; tbat. atd from being;; clean and Inotfenalv. on' personal , appearance does , not signify very ; much; that th main thing la life I tl. be going along toward th goal of your Meala. Tbat Isn't gelling old. It' got-? ting sense rrora then on Tta la bott HMlar, but friend. Collier. . .. To stop bleeding us Itanford Hal Sam.'. Adv. .- - Dlirrntj. -j.. "W lent Englaod end Franc half billion dollar ana never ten proudly declared th tnaa wits Um witling collar. "Could you stsk me to a dollar till tomorrow, UUir ak feto-MquaU: nr. 'let Great Scottl If I had a dot tor mora than 1 needed I'd hav H framed nd hang It up, where 1 could look t It and e what money took tik."-Judg .... . ,..-- j . . N Ml. , "I toll you," ld th real ntata gent, "ther lan t finer rcsldonee , development on earth than this. Just . look at th wonderful scenery." -Th scenery to all right." replied th man who was looking for aiiom. "Th only trouble to there s too much of It between her and th city." I . THE GIRL WITH A i CLEAR SKIN WINS If von. too. ar embarrassed by a pimply, blotchy, nmightly completion, just try Heslnot 8wp regularly for a 1 week nd e If It dot not mk a blessed different In your skin. In ' sever ce a littt Reslnot Ointment should also be used. Iteslnol Soap i helps to msk red, rough band and 1 arm soft and whit, and to keep tha f hair healthy and fr from dandruff, t Iteslnol Soap contain pq fre I kail I Bold by all druggist. n I'" Ork. J Ksculaplu was giving a lecture. ; "rlnsny," said th father ot medl-1 cine, "writ your prescriptions la t-al-In and your bill In good plain Eng lish." - , "But," asked th ludent. "whr does our native tongue come Inf That' Just it" h nwsrd; "th patient condition 1 usually Oreek to Cheered by tni exposition, iney went forth to prsctlcs Mtelr art. Wit I and Humor. J , . y 1 j, ', CxggrUd Optimism. . i "Dllggln I trying to b an opt!-1 mist." . 'V i "Th tost ttm I saw blni he thought everything wa going to smash." ij "He think so yk IHit he getting 6 , . . . . . , , , , , i. k. i ... r. into m irms oi mitiu inav. ribhi mm suspect that, maybe' he ll enjoy seeing it nappen," Washington star. It MnlnJ. , -"Why, when yoa established thto catch penny business,- dtrt you tola graph on to your partner g. O. 8. Did you mean you wanted neipi" a ..... - . . . ,- bJ , m no, I meam; cena on sucasrs. - Baltimor American. . chlori Privilege. . Wife Dear me", yon dsn pevr find a thing without asking m wber it i. I. How did you gat along befor yoa were married? I Hub Thing Uyd wher thy wer put, then. Boston Transcript. Fewnes. t. "Why I that th Indian and th bison becom extinct, their picture appear on our currency T" "I don t Know, unless iney ar eon Idered symbolical ot scarcity. Washington Star. Paradoxical Objection. "What's th matter with tbat labor bilir "It won't work." Baltimor Amar Icfta, Cause snd Effect , "What was th result of th flood T" asked ths Sunday school teacher. "Mud," replied th bright youugst. CO.;