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About The Weston leader. (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 25, 1916)
i!: tirM, tirw d Pewtrtry lr1 ftr.Esa ??"! W . KewtWtogPfea Wm r.:uT::s$rsiric,uLC3. .em Sad St rnMMMM STUDY KSSC EASIEST WAT in xaxnnc 8ca just unci $fwjpj 9jtalK wBe? "I tdjejs1g3j flMA' w4 Om tea IM Beit ef era! arae . Arm, TteBa. Baa Je, Ma waMB, aa Wrt-k aa4 foe - kmmcM Sea sf Etsic. SB) ft II Bat. retTUISX ivuiuiiiv i u. u ni i wnttanf Eaalktffiat Saetnij; SAwmlwi aqaatM ana awiwlia anvtWaaa. tfcowa tuttMB eaM I. I VilaUa rwai'iM lu u, ka aaS a (Inawind, ana Colba fill .i.ainf BtthjeMa. tUT S W (JLTAUMa, HELPS tsaooo turn aeaii a ta aim itaia aext taa days Uwaamcaaal Utirh Gratia KapraaantatiTa la aark ton. Na eanaaauif:. aoixiunf ar aatling; refer ences: eiptnaate aaaaeaaaarr. ta4 incnoM to rirkt party. Dept a, C2S nitock Block, FartlaaoV Urate. IrSt TmJ hodtn Praaf fm MaS rma aW aaaa. Laatl. as eVaa4 Nv TtKKS Write aa. ORKOON VULCAMZiNO CO. U Waiklaalaa 8, WANTED g,aiwia 4b av ahawt DAD! KLEtmiC KAND UtiUt. A iwL m.l ha larkl. ami, aandr a all- um4 anii attaai.ttmo. Pttibr iUustrataal For Sala-Ksi hm Trader . Oat (MOO. WII aril I WlU eia Rare. Bra. Mik Sttsa. Brief Dacialona. . Tha man who Is la Iora wlta him self aerer baa anough loTa to go around. Sudden wealth never yet made a maa any less a fool than ha waa be fore he rot It A maa will nerer find his right place In life if ha thinks somebody else is in it The man who is alwaya so sure that be knows a good thing when he m It la oftea taken for one himself. No man ever gets to be so rich that be thlnka ha would be happier If he didn't hare ao much money. The man who eaa not handle today la no match for tomorrow. Judge. Anything Posalble These Daya. "Impossible!" "But I aaw It" "Im poael ble rid lcnlous ! " "I. tell you It did." "And I say it didnt because couldn't" "I was there and witnessed It" II "Do you mean to tell me that he was killed by a bolt from a clear akyf Do you expect me to believe such a yaraT" he shouted. "That's Just what I am telling you. A workman on a 20-story building dropped the bolt" Kansas City Jour t . : : 8nootraL "What la Dubkins, anyhow, pro-ally or pro-German r asked Hickenlooper. "Oh Dubkins la a nootraL" said Blifklns. "Snootral? Ton mean neutral, don't you? "No," aald Blifklns, "I mean snootral.- Dubkins spenda bis time turning up his nose at both sides." New York Times. System Wrong. Waverley Chinese brides never see their husbands until the day of the wedding. Marcella It la vastly different in this country. "Yes. Indeed." "In this country the girl see -too much of "the men before marriage and too little of them afterward." The Victim. Tommy aaw a small tug tow la a large ship, and he heard the tug whis tle loudly. "Oh. papa.- he cried, greatly excit- ed. "Seel The big boat s got the lit. - tie one by the tall and It's squealing!' Woman's Home Companion. . , Ready Relief. "This story la full of heart throbs." "The doctor told you to be earerui about your heart Now to quiet it lust read this nice medical article 1313 C-t . f it ; ni u , V t j -- ffr I a ii f awBV, -about, strychnine," Louisville Cou ier-JournaL : 1 E!siassBi!e Oils asd Cresses FEDERAL TIES AND TUEES J F Tire Service, j TUB HOVSB OF SERVICE.' , MOTOR CAR SUPPLY CO, Ine. rSS stroadway Maw - Portland, Ore. C Gee Wo Hie manful fcarfc el maadia. eon aa Made a eibaaot. at aaaaa amaea with eat epecatioa. mi (roaj the weoaarfol Cklaan Biaa la. faata, buu and vcaatabtaa. wfcick are ankaawa te tha aMiwal erieaee ol thm email r. 'rite far blank ami eireulefa. Seal ihiaej O0silii.TAllOJ FRaA AHaraM Um C Gee Wt CUkm Vk&aat Cs. MM Fret St PsrUaad. Ota, Mantiaa Fuhv. P. N. U. No. 9. 1918 a a KM wrltlKg ta aoVar&am, sheaa tia tmt PARITY HAUL RATE I tfMe4 1 Dcdstoa by IderstaCe a. A rsoa iocst crat b cm I Artificial Barrier Arainst Columbia River Removed New Sched ule Takes Effect May 1. Washington, D, C. Th Interstate I commerce commiaaion aaiuruay reo- I dered a unanimous decision etining I .1 Aatnrta that tKd i- ------ empire ara diecriminatory and unduly prefer Pugvt Sound porta, and ordar. ml Sduiwl mrta. and oir- I ing a raadjuatmant, placing tha Aator- lis rata on a parity with thosa of Sa - attle, T scorns and Portland aa to a portion of the Inland empire, and with Seattle and Tacoma aa to outer por tions. Tha decision reeogmesa the principle that tha railroads hare been buikiing up an artificial barrier against tha Co lumbia river, and indicates a recog nition of the principle that trade should mora along the line of least re sistance for which Portland has long contended. In summon! nz on its decision the commission says: "A careful examination of the ords makes it clear that these North Pacific coast porta have closer geo graphical and economic relations, one to the other, than ia at this time fleeted in the tariffs of tha defendant carriers and that the latter, in their present rata adjustment, unduly du criminate against Astoria and unduly prefer Puget sound porta. 'We also conclude and Brat from u record that there ia such a relationship between Seattle, Tacoma. Astoria and Portland as to require them to be con- aide red, forming mora or less of a natural rate group with respect to much of the traffic in Question. "All facts adduced of record being fully considered, we find, that between Astoria and all points in this territory on or east of the line of the Northern Pacific, extending from Pendleton, Or., throutrh Paaco and Kennewick, Wash., to Spokane, and on or east 01 the line of the Great Northern, ex tending from Spokane northward, the rates should not exceed the rates at the same time maintained between Seattle, Tacoma and Portland and such points; between Astoria and points on the Oregon-Washington Railroad ft Navigation company east of Pendle ton, and points on the Oregon Short Line, the rates shood not exceed the rates at the same time maintained be tween Seattle and Tacoma and such nointa: aa to points north of Kenne wick and west of the competitive terri tory just described, Astoria rates may exceed the Portland races in tne amount that Portland rates are higher than Seattle arid Tacoma rates, provid ed the arbitrages over Portland shall in no ease exceed the local rate be tween Portland and Astoria: si to sta tions of the Oregon-Washington Rail road ft Navigation company and the stations in the Spokane, Portland A Seattle, west of Pendleton, and of the Cascade mountains, the Astoria rates may exceed Portland rates by the same amount that the Seattle and Ta coma rates are higher than the Port land rates, the differentials over Port land in no case to exceed the local rate between Portland and Astoria. Incidental to possible future pro ceedings, the commission says It does not seem unduly venture some to assume a purpose on the part of Portland, in case of a reduction in the Astoria rates to the basis of rates to Puget sound porta, to call our at tention at a later date to its advan tage, over Astoria, of 100 miles in dis tance from Inland empire points, to predicate upon that fact a demand for a corresponding reduction in its own rates. The order of the commission re quires that the readjustment of the rates be made on or before Hay 1, and continue then in effect for a period of not less than two years from the date of taking effect." America Cites Massacre. Washington, D. C Secretary Lans ing announces that he has authorized the American embassy at Constantino ple to call attention of the Turkish government to the massacre of Armen- Tbe dispatch was one ox a series sent to the embassy on the subject and of an unofficial character, the po sition being taken that the United States could not take official action in matter involvnig the treatment by a government of its own nationals and could only take cognizance of the situ- tio0 on the grounds of humanity. Millions Given Belgians. . New York America has contributed $7,600,000 of the relief of Belgium, according to E. van de Vyvere, Bel gian minister of . finance, who sailed for London on the steamship St Paul, after spending several weeks in this country. Up to February 1, foodstuffs and clothing valued at more than $80, 000.000 had been shipped into Bel gium, be said. Belgian interest sup plied more than $60,000,000 of the sum expended. The remainder was given by the people of the United States and other countries. Peace Move Reported. London The Copenhagen corre spondent of the Daily Mail telegraphs that be learns from a trustworthy source that more than 600 prominent men. including heals of business houses and shipowners of Hamburg, Luebeck and Bremen, have petitioned the government to begin peace over tures with a view to ending the war within three months. Otherwise, it I is asserted, the Hansa states wiU be ruined. IUilU I UUl Diseases He 5eW l'a 5rcA HAN FORDS Balsam of Myrrh A MNIMINT Fc-tJlWir icuu. Umeness. Strain. B-nchas, Thruah, Old Sore. NJ Wounds, Foot Rot. J Ftu! DlecW. Etc Etc Iterfe. Cti tnift Waug witivw iwiv. Maw at !SicXS,SOaJ tl 00 All Dealers xnrttr nnrn IJtxit Lr JL V JL010 ajai athar kaaaUNt r,, f( n-ttmh uJae ea-rt rlOUXTS. u taaat a4 kmaat kMk tae FeaMe Nartaweet tree aaaa mieeit. CLARKE BRa&. Fhri$. Portland Y. II. C. A. Auto School Day aae alM !. Kxpart ttaJalaf la waii ma-, drtrinc aal steaMae wark. aacMins foflre. talk, akaper. Snll eraa. trarHtra. el. Tim anhaulefl. tH'K Tt.NT rHAl'r-kl'K.S AND BtLXUAN. Long Winded. Ia the days of his youth Senator Blackburn of Kentucky waa asked by friend to second a duel, tie con sented, and at the next sunrise the oartlca met It waa Mr. Blackburn's duty to say the last word concerning the terms or the auei. uce or we senator's colleague recently aatd at a WsshlnRton dinner mat auaougn Mr. Blackburn faithfully performed the dutv. the duel never took place. A murmur of "Why noli" wew round the table at thia remark. For a very simple reason." contin ued Mr. Blackburn s colleague. "When Joe finished speaking it waa too dark for a duel!" Washington Post, Squelching a Heckler. Walter Runclman. the English statesman, is a man with a rather as tonishing readiness at repartee. Home time axo a heckler was worrying mm at a meeting about the education ques tion. Now, sir." be began, -i have a achool in my eye" No. pardon me." Interrupted Mr. Runctman: "you have only one pupuv London Tit-Bits. becam th entirt tyttan become permeated mtft injartoaM acta. To relieve rheumatism Scetf Emulsion is a double help; it is rich in blood-food; it imparts strength to the functions and sup plies the very oil-food that xheu raatic conditions always need. Scott's Emulsion has helped countless thousands when other remedies taued. Re Alcatel ; Why He Giggled. Jimmte giggled when the teacher read the" story of the Roman who swam across the Tiber three umes before breakfast "You do not doubt a trained swimmer could do that, do von James?" " ' No sir. answered jimmie, ' dui wonder why he didn't make it four and get back to the side bis clothes were on." ; ' Defined. ' Willie Paw, what is a militant suf fragette? Paw A female whose moutn you can't open when she is In Jail and can't close when she is out of Jail, my soa Cincinnati Enquirer. f Berkshire Humor. "I hear all the yards in Berlin are nlanted for veeetables." "Well ana nas ine germination succeeded?" Williams Purple Cow. "Young people need ear complexions If vou find yourself 'left out" because of a poor skin, and want a clear, fresh complexion, use at least once a day. Wain trior cuehlv with a warm, creamy lather of it, then rime the lace with plenty of cold water. It does not often take many days of such regular care with Retinol Soap to show an improvement, be cautethe Rinol medication leothf and rtfresRtt the skin, while the perfectly pure soap is (learning it la wrar. ar Mabbera euet. Rerieel Sal ehould b aulcd br kcainol Ota'Mat. AH araafiiu ! pea. a te Sept. U-r. Kbwu, juiuawa, mm. Rsinol bust tzixzm m nm& m ma strdcgth or 575,000 Washington, D, C, National p peredti Ul!Uon took a long aU forward in cor.gr Wedneeday whan j th house military committee reached practical sjrremnt on tha outline afth army bill It will unanimously preeent for tg Chairman Hay was authorised U frama tha nieasur. which to a ewnpromlaa for tha eontl ' nantal arm blan advocated by ex-Sec retary Garrison and Preeldent Wilson. Complata Faiteraltiation 01 na n- Uonalguar4 will b auhstitutad for tha .proposed contlnanUla, and tha Whita Ilouaa waa tiuormaa uuring day that tha eommlMaa waa a unit in uninriliif tha clan, onlv tha languaga and minor details ramalnlng to ba wnrkad out. Tha Rirasurs will grant lrtuall tha antlrar Motrram mapiwd out by ax-Sacretary Carrison for tha regular army and go svn farther than ha recommended in providing for ra- Vk,Va1kaMMaVaSVkaasaftasaaaaaaakaW ADMIRAL C. M. WINSlOW New portrait of Admiral Cameron McRea Wlnalow, U. 8. N, now In com mand of the Pacific fleet erre military supplies. A total -peace etrenKth of 675.000 men in the stand ing army and the guard combined will be provided for, with reserve systems ! to more than double the force in war. The expense for the whole establish ment this year is roughly estimated at S174.000.00a exclusive of Panama Canal defense, carried In another bill, proposals for additional military echoota in all states, carried in the McKellar bill favorably reported by the committee with an appropriation of 13,840,000 for. this purpose, and whatever may later be decided in car rying out a scheme to foster the fixa tion of atmospheric nitorgen in the I United States, giving the country its own supply of ingredients for explo sives. The first year of the Garrison plan would have called for a total ex penditure of f 182.000,000. Whether the new bill will be accept able to President Wilson has not been indicated, but the committee believes ! its plan will override every objection to the substitution of the Canal guard for the continentals and that congess has full authority for its accomplish ment '. Mill Workers Get Raise. Hoquiam, Wash. Announcement was made Tuesday by the Hoquiam Lumber ft Shingle company that, be ginning March 1, wages of - employes of the mill will be raised 10 per cent The advance will apply to all of the mill and yard employes, but does not affect the office forces. This is the first raise to be made by any of the mills or tne brays naroor district, and is made voluntarily by the mill company, due, it is under stood, to the improved condition of the lumber market in the district Disease Legislative Ally Oklahoma City, Okla, Republican house leaders Wednesday appealed to the city health authorities to place a guard over Representative O. G. Rol lins, now in the city detention hospital with smallpox, to prevent Democrats of the lower chamber from carrying out their threat to bring Rollins into the chamber to vote on the emergency clause of the new election registration law, which was held up by a legisla tive deadlock. The amended emerg ency clause finally was passed when enough votes were secured. Indisns Murder Agent. Flagstaff, Ariz. Leo Crane, Indian I agent at K earns Canyon, Ariz., accord ing to unconfirmed reports received here Tuesday from Gallup, N. M., and Holbrook, Ariz. Efforts to confirm the report have been unsuccessful. A friendly Indian who arrived here from Keams Canyon stated that the Navajo, Apache and Yaqui Indians were planning to go on the "war path," within three montha and that many Mexicans would fight with them. Dye Shortage Is Serious. Washington, D. C. Clothing mam I facturers of the United State are so short of dyestuffs that a Nation-wide appeal is to be made to the public to recognize the fact that it must content itself with the simplest colors in ap parel. This announcement Wednesday at I the department of commerce after a conference between department offi cials and officers of the National I ciation of Clothiers. i ! to i .1 o J t. - ....... ' .- 'J NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS IHirtlarai-Wheat-Blueatem, ll.Mi per bushel! fortyfoW, 7ei dub, 84J red Fife, red Kuselan, 6e. Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, I1160W18.60 par ton Hy timothy, fl: alfalfa, 20. ' Mlllfeed-Spot prlceai Bran. 12150 214 per ton; short. I- M S,BU; rolled barley. ISl.6O4tS2.50. Corn-Whole, $37 per ton; erackad, 138. VtgvtaUee Artichokes, $1.10 par duacn; tomatoes, California, Si per crste; eabbage, Sl.60t4l.76 percwtl garlic, lOe per pound; peppers, t0e 862 eggplant, 86c; sprouta, 8utc; hmaradiah. Hlc: cauliflower, si.zo per dozen: celery. $4.75 per eJ lettuce, $H0ui8.50 per erate: cucum bers, Sl.BOll.76 per dozen; hothouse let luce, 76cnSl per box. Green Frulte Grapes, i per barrel eeanharriaav 811. Potatoes Oregon. fl.SOI.TS per sack; Yak i maa. Sl.76fltl.86; sweete, $J.l5ll50 per hundred. ' Onions Oregon, buying price, $2 f. 0. b. shipping point Apple Spllaenberga, extra fancy, $8.85; fancy, $2; choice, $l.85tl.60; Yellow Newtown, extra fancy, $2; fancy. $1.75; choice, $1.85 1.50; Rom Beauty, fancy, $1.60 1 1.80; Wlneaapa. choice. $1.15H.35; Stag- man, choice, $1.86(al.35. Era Jobbirur Price: Or iron ranch. candled, tM30e per dozen; uncandled, 2f. Poultry liana, small, 14c; large. 16tl5ic; email springe, 14(itI6c; tur, keys, live, 18 t 20c, dreaaed, choice zirn25c: duck. 12fl4c. gaeee, 10c, Butter Prices from wholesaler io retailer: Portland city creamery prints, 60-pound case Iota, standard grade. 34c; lower grad, S-iSIJc; Oregon country creamery print. 60- pound case lota, standard make, aie; lower grade. 88i.31e; butter packed in cube, 8c lea. Price paid by job ber to producers: Cube, extra, 29c: firsts. 87ie: seconds, 25e; dairy butter, country roll 16 8 18c; butter fat. No. 1. 82c; No. 8, 20c Veal Fancy, llfitlllc per pound. Pork Fancy, 10c per pound. Hops 1915 crop, lOoilSc per pound. Wool Eastern Oregon, IttotaSc per pound; valley, 2&4t2$c; mohair, Ore gon, 28629c Caacara bark Old and new, 4c per pound. Cattle Choice steer, $7.2Vil7.75; good, $6.75(7: medium, $.60v(.75; choice eowa, $5.60 t 6.75; medium, $4.7561,5.20; heifers, $lrti6.40; bull. $2.60(t4.60; ataga, $3((t5.25. Hogs-Light, $7.60 f 8.06; boavy. $8.60(a7.25. Sheep Yearling. $7 it 8; ewe, $5.77; lambs, $7.50t9. Mutton Wool Held. There has been very little early hearing In the Northwest this year. Usually a considerable quantity of mutton wool baa been shorn by this date, but owing to the stormy weather the present season, the sheep ar al lowed to go to th slaughter houeea with the wool on them. Some shear ing has been done at th Seattle stock yards, where; th wool is held for the later market, but nothing has been don at th Portland yards or In th Yakima country. Contracting has not yet started in the Northwest Buyers ar in the field in some of the districts, but have not been able to agree to terms with th growers. Th market la strong and the prospects ar good, but buyers consider th price demanded as en tirely too high. In spit of th very sever weather In the past six week, no heavy losses to stock hav been reported. It has been an expensive feeding season for the sheepmen, but it is believed the winter losses will "rove but little more than the average. Lewiston Retains Show. Spokane Unanimous adoption of a resolution here Wednesdsy by the dl rectors of the Northwest Livestock association, declaring that Lewiston, Idaho, would continue to be the per manent home of the association's an nual stock show, ended a recent move ment among various groups of stock men to have the annual show trans ferred from Lewiston to Spokane. Th movement is said to have bad its inception when representatives of the Cascade International Livestock association requested Spokane to take over that association's annual show at North Yakima. The request how- ever,, subsequently was withdrawn. At a conference between representa tives of Spokane business organiza tions and executives of the Northwest Livestock association the concensus of opinion was that Spokane should not tak any action antagonistic to either stock show. M Wheat Markets Are Firm. Portland Th wheat market Is firmer, but there Is little doing in th country, as farmers are not sellers. At the Merchants' Exchange 6000 bushels of February fortyfold were sold at 97 cents, the same price as bid Monday, and 6000 bushels of February club at 97 cents, an advance of 8 cents over Monday's price. Other bids were raised from 1 to 2 cents. Barley was firm, with bids for brewing posted on the board for the first time this sesson. The oats market was quiet in the val ley, but firm east of the mountains. Spokane Orders Help Egg Trade, Portland The egg market gained temporary firmness Wednesday by rather active buying on the part of shippers for Spokane account The buyers paid 28 cents cas - count and practically cleaned . up the street Lower offerings were wired from San Francisco, but were without effect at the time. Other lines of country produce were quiet. The poultry mar ket was inclined to be easier and veal was also weak. Pork was steady. No changes were reported in the butter or cheese markets. Fruit Trade Quiet. Portland The fruit trad was quiet Wednesday, aside from the demand for apples. A car of head lettuce is due and the steamer will bring an assort ment of small vegetables. Prices are unchanged. OYSTER Th Beit on tho Market. Not Tha Cheap Kind. Per IOO Poundt, ' I ft O. t. Portland. . Per 600 Pounds, 4 B0 J 18S190 Front Strwt, PORTLAND, ORE. Astnt lor UNOtXUM. 1 1 - SBa. a St d Reliable WAtER Wk, f H fat ak. t-4 jr'Xair-r ?C, ! ") fcJ a aw eaa warrs r" aif JOHN U TMOttl-aoN susaaco. It Blw - Tae. M. rait Reasonably laf. A young man dropped Into a slate at coma and It was aeral days be fore he fully recovered. Later he spoke of bis experience with a party of his friends. .. . "Oh. yea," th young waa aald. ! respons to a question. "I knew a! ,. aima, what waa aoiat on. and I also knew that I wasn't dead, because my feet were cold and I was hunzry." J see." thoughtfully said one of bis friends, "but how aid mat meae , think you were atlll alWsT "Well." anawered th young man. t knew that It I were IB Boavea wouldn't be hunsry. and that If I were anywhere els my feet wouiuui s cold." Philadelphia Telegraph. Appreciating a Phlloeopher, Thackeray's dleromforts during his Stay la the Vulted Btaiee, on which he dwell la hla letter to Mr. Brook field, waa alleviated by some amus ing Incidents. After his retura be told Cartyl thai oa one of his Journeys the train stop ped at Concord. "Then." said Thach ray. "oo of th two allent Yankee opposite m aald. 'Mr. tmerson 1 hear, Ue la this town.' "'Yaa.' was th drawling rejoind er. and I understand that 1b spite of his queer notions, be la a maa of cob id arable proply. " London Cbroa Icl. rtaee Meal I a, Bwwa. aMfl Stye Oaaiieia aa rkawiaaa aaa "" Sf Beaea. atast ;re kafar M waa aware a a paeiaail Se ("'IM. Maria la BUM Oee. aea4e e Oaf rVeWlaM (uaeaawe L. taaai aa a Bellakta SwUel lar Brae tkM MeMI Cat. TJ ll ta .ear Brea aa la Bear e trae-Kaamarllae-JuM ,tKmmt B-r Martae ef r' rii-t-aaat aa aahaUtaM, a-4 it uttamta write roe tkmm ef Ik Bta aa. attiaUBM BIB avsstauf CO, ctuvatttf When th Worm Turned. "Your Honor." declared Officer Mc pherson. "I heard ao awful yellln" hack In the wasou yard, and when 1 got ther this maa was beating bl wife. ... Judge Broylea turned sharply on the prisoner, a tall, gaunt farmer, with clay-colored complexion. "la this truet War yoa beating your wife. Birr demanded th Judge. "Yea. yer honor." "How did you com to do Itr "Lord knows. ledge, to' 10 years he alius wus th' on what did th beatln'. but I Jea' happened to catch her when ah waan t feelln' right" Case and Comment His Recipes. "I see," said Bllklns. "that a French scientist hae discovered a method for staving off old age." "Well, what of M" demanded Wll klna. "There's nothing new la that A man can alave off old age by Jump ing off th Kiffel tower, or dropping a lighted match In a powder barrel while sitting on it, or by rocking the boat when he's out on the water, or by riding over Niagara fait sitting astride of a log. Those French scien tists mak m tired with their hullaba loo over nothing." Harper's Weekly. NtW MOOCH DANCSW. ywtcKw Ilallemore. the Wlil DanHne earl and inirtmriwr in naw i ar . r, w.. . have . .. l Aij.fcN'S rooT-l.ASK. IheenUaaatM Bvwdartabaanakmlntalba.Haea, li t yaaja, ILliaaaaaaallttaallnirBaDlla. It euraa and Mewntaanre t. "W by all Drue awl l.tM mnt H (oraa, Sample rKt-K. Addien, Allaa 8. UUa.ua!, Le Roy. M. X. Cauae and Effect "Poor Tompklus never gets any credit for what he duos." "That's th fate of some men." "Ill secretary gets the credit fc all the speeches be makes, bis wife gets ths credit tor bis manners, and hla dauehtera get th credit tor his ability to dance the maxlxe. BalU mor Sun. Hereditary Pants. An anecdote of a little boy watch' Imr a flock of sheep on th screen is told. "Aunt Mollle. what's those things?' "Sheep," his aunt replied. "Sheep's wool ta what vour nanta are mads of." "Huh! No they're not," Willie snorted. "Mamma made my pants out of Charlie's old ones." -Comparative Profit. First Coal Dealor How much profit ara vou making on a ton now? Second Coal Dealer Twentyflv per cent. "Why. that's a good deal mor than I am makliiK." "But you sell to th rich in large loU. I sell to th poor In pallfuls." Life. On Thing That Will Not Fall. "Ther Is but one thing in all the World we can put our faith end reli ance In with perfect confidence, said (he Sunday school teacher. "Can any little girl tell me what It let" "Safety pins!" promptly answered a little miss who hsd Idess of her own. Kansas City Star. Tendency of th Times. "Looks like an ag of feminine su premacy." how nowr "Just saw a crowd of kids at play. Th little glrla In the party were boss ing th job of constructing a snow woman," Loulsvlll Courier-Journal. SHIPPING The Old ,cn Dr. Ham mat i 1 1 w SMELLS RAW FURS WANTED. Skunk, Racccox, MUSKRAT.emR.ITO Better Prices; Quick Returns H. UEBES& CO. teaaforlart rwrrtaM, Sat. Bt tear. fN hemm tt. CrWH Hi, rcxruio. Cnicsi t'M a.iataa. tat l t'iStt,S UeA. s-Mwata MdSav at lruei aw coral i jqcoih ccia A selutlo of th ferlsattrW Tangle. Why should aot th United State let Japan euertv and engineer sad workmen work with Amerlraa capital la the development of China's re source f Th Japan ar witling and gf ta ear dlvidenda for A "jerk capi tal, if Amorlra I willing to glva jl rewards tor their tabor. China would welcome American capital, foe aha knows that ther I bo string pf. terri torial consideration lied to it Chinee coolie would be dellxhted to find work In mines and lectori r. Th hardcei work haa no terror tor them. It I empty alomarha. and th appall ing and evergrowing number of them, that they fear. And America. why should h ob ject to handaom dividend on her l vvetment. to th Increase of China's purchasing power. Io th pant I no of American trad with th Far Kaat to m .understanding betweea Bar and Japaat ia. Beside, this nawer to Thwa:raa6 ra queetlon solves sleo th fa..' problem. Let Amerlraa capital a.-, Japanese . ennray develop north Manchuria and Yunnan, and you wiU see with what aa indecent lack of manner "the politeel race oa earth' would turn their backs oa tbv smiling foothills of California nd tha thirsty cities of Arizona Front "China's Vast Reaource." by Adacht Kmno u k. la th American Review of Re views. - Th L,ctur Platform. 1 An American gentleman got ac quainted with a Frenchman who was very anxious to acqutr lb Kngtlsli Ungues. The American, In order to help him. said that If he would nd hla esarclaes to blrn he would willing ly correct them. Nothing was heard from th French man for aome time, hut finally a letter came, couched in th following ebole Ennllah: " ' "In small time I can learn so many English from bla textbook and her dictionary as I think I will coma at th American and go on th scaffold to lecture." Milwaukee Wisconsin. "One Leklng. "Did I umlttratand you to say that Dubwalta has th qualifications of a statesman?" . . v "Yes. II has a rumbling vole, a ponderous took and a butky figure." "Hut you haven't mentioned brain?" "I didn't aay he had ail th qualifi cation of statesmanship." Birming ham Age-Herald. ' ' No End to It "Reading a popular novel, ar you? How an Immortal being can wast his tlma with such trash la beyond me." "Ar you quit aur that 1 am Im mortal?" "Of course you are.. "In that can I don't sea why I should be so darned economical ot my time." Boaton Transcript A Good Milker t ahraie eaff mw. flMllhf .Ml erflul.l. If II Wlaw. 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