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About The Weston leader. (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 17, 1915)
TBla oonroH M WO? Twenty Dollars f JviS too St VH WW, ft ge f i r a "r ' '' Unix.-Sen. MifHwiWIi LINK'S BISINCSS coutce Tert east MwffcM to. h Or 1 'Wit,...- ft 'law, sisninBTnjjJ Leaker. SelagWa, Lelk. Mealdlag. Dmc WlaAoweaad ether BaUdiag Ma terial free Lcsier Co. PsrtUad, Origan. Send u a Uit of what yen require for your buildings and we will name you price delivered at your station and Gaaraatce to Mr yea Meejey. Dulles-Columbia Line Winter Schedule, Nov. 3ft t Mar. IS. taml.ll.Mai4MWN ft wic. rm Wailute. Uaoblla. triWM. Tk gMmniia. Ctmd I .... Ltm am ud Fnawr at 11 e B. flwH nj Deabli Tm4 fnctaTf Prsef Tires Maa.ftoa.revr.MaMa. UdM as SM M TIMS Writ a. OBBGOM Vt 1XA.NIZ1MO CO. WWatatlXlt. CliiaESEfJOaiV DintRLY OPPOSED Coast Alias Raise Urge fed for Kcw Ecvcliici fAHin a set ti w: IIS KOT fSUXI tuia KQRT!fttST WW KPORTS; GEKEM CROP ttMITICXS mm xm ts oimr cekoot Throng Attend San Francisco Mass Meeting Head of Government Is Openly Called Traitor. Stockton, Cat. Tw traiiimaa fsthec and too war killed and score of passenger badly shaken ap la head -on collision between th Pant F's westbound passenger No. ft end freight apodal. No. 498. on mil east of Stockton ehortly after I o'clock Sunday. , W. A. Win. Sr.. engineer of la passenger, and W. A. Win, Jr., hit oi fireman of the freight war in stantly klllad. Both swalnee, th mall car of to paaaanror. end twe ar three noxeere. wr reduced to k tangled mesa of pllntorod wood and twtatod Both locomoti, stripped of cab, smokestacks and ball. o turned oa th south side of th track, th I engine almost reversing It I for position. KARL BUENZ LEARN WATCHMAJEmQ PImul nrrfwhll Ml MMW. i Mim. 1 wme nv rutin weeue waaJtk Knarran m Ovovml 8cM. til 1 la BMiMiiM;, rarUeaal. Uees-aa. 11117 ERIAX-UF-A-CCLD TASIXTS A guaranteed remedy for Cold and La Grippe. Pric 25e of your druggist It's rood. Tak nothing alee. Adv. How to Be Happy Though Chicago" A Chicago couple celebrated their fifty-ninth wedding anniversary aom Urn ago. Believing their long year ot wedlock hare qualified them aa ex perts oa th subject, they hare drawn on th following recipe (or marital happiness and the Chicago Tribune orinu It: 1. Lore each other all th time. 1. Keep silent whea ah wants to ar gue. 3. Keep silent whea h wants to argue. 4. Ca good common sens In times of depression., t. Don't blame Tour husband whea he's doing his best C. Don't scold. 7. Bar a few children playing around the house. This married couple bar 11 red ap to the seventh of their commandments and now that their own youngster have grown op they have seven grand children and four great-graadchildren. And we notice this detail of th re cipe: the rule are applied to both parties, not Just to on of them. We Daren't yet arrived at that stage of etvlllntiaa wherein we honestly apply th Golden Rule in all life's everyday relations, but applying aom part of that Rule at home means having a horn. Colliers. Papa's Nemesis. ; Evelyn is cowardly and her father decided to have a serious talk with his little daughter. "Father." she said at th close of his lecture, "when yon see a cow, ain't you "fraidr "No!" with scorn. "Ain't yon 'fraid when It thunders?" "No," with laughtar. "Oh. yon Billy. uiy child." "Papa," said Evelyn solemnly, "ain't yon fraid. of nothing la th world but mamma?" A Good Player. "Thump-rattlety-bang" went th piano. .' . J. "What are you trying to play. Jane?" called out her father from th next room. . "It's an exercise from my new In struction book, 'First Steps In Music," she answered, v "Well, I knew you were playing with your feet." he aaid grimly, "but dont step so heavily on th key it dis turbs my thoughts." Canned. "Is your wife putting np any fruit this summer?" "No. but I've canned a few peaches myself." . "You have." "Yes. I've had three different stenographers this year, and not on of tbeif knew half as much about spelling and grammar as she did about the latest fashions." - No Room For It "Will you have a cherry or an ollv In vour cocktail, major?" asked the host "Neither," replied the major. "They merely take up a lot of space that miebt be better devoted to th likker. Cincinnati Enquirer. Saa Francisco Th Chines quartor br has roa on record as being not only opposed to th change of China's form of rovarnnvaot from a rpubll to a monarchy, bat determined to fight th proposed change in the affairs of th Flowery Kingdom. A mat meeting to protest against Yuan Shi Kai's decteion to accept th crown was called by Toog King Chong, president of th China Republic as- ociatioo and a former member of th Chin senate. Th time for th meeting found th Chin quarter ablat. th meeting place thronged and hundreds outside chattering xcit- edlv and Dressing la a Tain effort to enter th overflowing ball. The overflowing audience broke np Into a aerie of mas meetings and at very comer orators sang of th glory of republic a government and nuriea verbal bomb at th bead of Yuan Shi KaL who was variously denounced a a traitor to China and the tool of Japan. "W will fight and di for our coun try," declared Tong King Chong. d dreaalnaTth mass meeting. "Yuan Shi Kai has violated hia oath and proved a traitor to th constitution. Th Chines republic must continue. We are prepared to back our word with war. W may not win even in this reoeration. but we will win final ly." It was decided at th mass meeting to solict subscriptions from Chinos in all parts of th world to finance a revolution which would hare a its ob ject th permanent establishment of the Chinee republic Beror in meeting was over a Jarg sum was subscribed, not only by those present but bv Chinee who had been unable to I Karl Buenx, managing director of get in, and whe announced their sub-1 the Hamburg-American line, eenvletetf I BOrtawtani markets And sell In th seription by telephone. I with other omciala of th company ef . , n . T- i. . miL jLwiT- im, p.. , uh h. uatten aweorowf to L H. Jorgens, preat- . a . ) ' Portland Wheat BluesUm. U buabel; forty-fold, 7ej club. He red Ftfa. Ilici red Buasian. lilt. kt lit fi Spot pric: Bran, 12 J trm' sfrni vo!M barter. II. Corn White. US ton; cracked, IS. Hay- Eutera Oregon timothy, flB4t If; valley timothy, 1TI9: alfalfa. Il$.o0dtli.&0; cheat. Idtl0: oaU and vetch, lliait VegwUble AHIehokea, 11 doaen) tomato. Caltrornla. f 1.8WH.M; eab bag. rO wt: garde. IS pound; peppers, aat&e; eggplant, 10c; sprouts, c: aorearatilsh. Hie: cauliflower, 75 tttl.JS dosn: eelery, 60dl5: b IX) t lfts pound; Mtuee, I fj IT erate: neaa. ltidllM pound. Gieaa Frulu Apples. T6crtX.I5 box; peers, tl.tfcrfl.tS; grape, f LIS CLMorat: eranberrl,' llOdflLSO bartwL PoUloa Ch-egon, Hfll.ll sack; Yaklmaa, ILlOffll.xS; sweet. $160 cwt. Onion Oregon, buying pries, II t . h. shipping point. Eggs Oregon rancn, buying price: No. L 4Se doan: No. t 80c; No, I, tOc Jobbing price: No. 1, 444 doaen; Oregon storag, T(Ki28. Poultry Ilmu, II & Is pouna; springs, lldtlte; twky. 17e; tur- kys, dreeeed. roZM; aucxa, im lie; geese, 8rt9c Butter City creamery, cub, ex tras, selling at II e; firsts, xvc; prints, and cartons, extra. ' Price paid to producers: Country creamery, Uttt2$c: buttagfst premium quality, SSc; No. 1, averag quality, lie; No. Veal Fancy, o pound. Pork Block. 7t?Jc pound. Hop 191ft crop, 10l2i pound. Wool Eastern Oregon, 1IJU pound; valley. t5aX28c; fall wool. 25c: mohair. Oregon, ZSc. Cascara bark Old and new, 8J(Sfe Bound. Cattl CBoie steer. ( J.o rood. $.767: medium, .SO.75 choice cows. $5.tMJ5,75; good, ftSTit a. 25; medium. M.Xtf5; heifers, IS.60 C; bulla, 32&; stag. 4.oO46.xa. Hogs Light, I5.&tf0.uo; naavy, $4.0fc5. Sheep Wethers, 4.7S.bo; swea, f4; lamba, 18(37.60. im rc3 ma, a gct Zl KOI TATI fL3l S1L? Deri In So long uncontrolled ha tred of Germany and th bellaf that Germany U approaihlng a eollaps sontlniM to b th dominant klea of her f oa, it would be folly for Germany yards, what ttte upniraduoiiHliU to Uk th Inltlatlv In proposing term of pea. Germany, howvr, Is ready at any tim to conldr I peace suggestion from th eountrlotl with which ah la at war, doe not wish a continuation of th war and disassociate herself under these elr- righting at lng Bang. Th fight la th Nrth ba bogaa Iwolv mllis away. Wbva th Itlue rher wa sirw.-s, ah was ten tnllo from her Knalish euvmy. When von Hp and Craddovk fouslit oft Chile, they opened fir at a riutanr ot IS. Ooa yards; and Craddock had old fashioned obsolete ships. If old fash ioned obsolet ships open fir at It two can do, may be aurssrd. What thy can do, iprt say trajikly, is throw a 1000-pound projectil twnty flva mil with suoh accural ranse-rinders that the deriectlon will b only twenty yards for six mllea. In fact, th Im provement and change In naval equip ment haa been ao swift and revolu tionary that th lit ot a battleship has (wen rated first rank for only five eu instance from any responsibility for years. In speed, la site. In armor its prolongation. This la th substance of th Gorman Imperial Chancellor's reply In th RIchstag to th Socialist Interpol Uoa on p4. la which a painted a plcturof Germany triumphant on all aide and supplied with very thing. even If not In abundance, nsc sary to THEODORE L BURTON Hog Raiser Raps Prices. Spokane) Packers la th northwest hay virtually cornered th pork mar ket and are holding down price, with th result that farmers who produce bogs are going to be forced to pas up dent Wilson that inasmuch aa th Uni ted States had been among the first to raeoe-nix tb Chine republic, its racornitioa should be withheld from the restored monarchy. fca-CId L'y&ry Solved fey Fossa Fsid 'a td lids if Cdotel to defraud the United States by fats clearance and mani fest obtained by them for ves chartered by th Una for th purpose of taking supplies from American ports to German war vessels engaged In commerce destroying. Ana Arbor. Mich. Dr. E. L. Trox- aL assistant curator of the museum ofL US university u aiicuigao, naa ju i . returned from th Bad Lands of thaltracK- Dakotaa, where he discovered a per- Th mail ear, with Mail Clerk i. A. feet mouc table skeleton of a mesohip-1 Spalding inside, turned over on th pus, a tl!ree- heese, which roa I north side of the track, tearing down a UUU country z,vuv,wv jeara agiaiwi, , , . . 0 a partial skeleton of a pUohippris, a J '-'""f i-.- one-toed horse which lived l.OOu. 000 crawled from under th wreckage ara after tba nuwhinnu was ex-1 without aeraUh. ' ' , I Christmas Mail Sails. New York American Christmas mail to Europe, th last of which was tM piionippus is cn omy on on roe- diMDIIiLchtd Mond.. consisted of 8650 ora speaking or wa puowppua xoa- ..j xj,. iack,carrieL ln addition dent of the Union State bank of Nes Pare, and a bog raise. Mr. Jorgens says bog raising Is becoming an Im portant Industry In th Nes Pare country. ; "Our section ships thre to five ear I . t . m - J - VT never before bad heard of an engine J "r Serttl and Spo . . . v kan."saJd Mr. Jorgens. "Packers DCing IrtATUCU WUU1N III a avsaTaaa, awl . rh tK-w hmA seen man nlnnms in- M M PTin Only nU ditch at right ang!estothePCDa. wnlcn w" rrgaru u low, u prosent sign price oi grain tinct Th pliohippus is th connecting link between the mesohippns and th mod ern bora. Dr. Troxel's discovery of th pliohippus is th only on on ree- ail Dr. Troxel said: 'It's the biggest fossil find in years. Ita discovery will be extremely valua ble to science, for ita discovery will clear op a long disputed question as to whether the pliohippus bad one or three toe on each hind foot." Delay Vex Kitchener. Paris Earl Kitchener, tb British secretary for war, the Temps says, was unfavorably impressed in th course of his Mediterranean ' yisit by the serious delays and diplomatic diffi culties which interfered with the expa- to ordinary-letters, 90,609 registered articles, 84,900 parcel post packages and 284,457 money orders. Th money orders represented 3,- 168,797, an increase over th Christ mas mail for 1914 of f 1.467,704. Th largest amount to go to any in- dividual country was $1,669,930 to Great Britain. Germany will receive 1228,823. Brewery Men to Stay. Aberdeen, Wash. Th decision of considered. W must havs 15.76 to 16 a hundred to make th business DTofitabl. "Th packers seem to tnink iney hay a corner on th market and taking advantage of It, Our hog raisers will b forced to sell In the east if northwestern price do not Im- dtov. or they must go out of basin. w bay shipped aogs oast from xies Perce before and bay realised more than in north western market and wa may be forced to do so again.' Flour Goes Soaring, All local grade of flour Is advanced 20 cents a barrel. ' This put th whole- sal pric of patents at $6. There Is a similar advane la th Paget Sound market. The rise occasioned by th strength and higher pric of wheat A year ago th patent flour market stood at 16. Influenced by tb war flights of th wheat market, flour the State Supreme court upholding the prices climbed rapidly until February dry law will result In the closing here 6 wl6 WDen they touched $7.20, the anion to &aiHM in attempt 10 January 1 of a brewery and 86 saloons. qaoutfon for tb Portland mar- aiiaaiia 4fta4t KdehiaM simmail m ft I rM 1 am. I - . m m. a I I I ... icovuv w . --"- w I i ns macoinerv oi ue ADeroeen w-1 v- tk Mtram nrtne area not nelo ery company, valued at $200,000, wili I an(j thm market began to fall might have been tried elsewhere with more chance of success. These ideas were discussed at the Calais confer-! one and tnen examined Dy toe war council of the allies held under the presidency of General Joflfre. Oregon Building Is Taken. San Francisco Out of a triangular tangle of ownership Involving the Ore gon commission, the United States government and a local contractor, came the announcement that the Ore gon building at the Panama-Pacific ex position had been presented ' to the United States army as a- clubhouse lot officers at the San Francisco Presidio. Representatives of the commission an te shipped to California. Most of th 40 employe will stay her. . " . .,- Several of the office men are inter ested in a clam cannery and others will become interested in a nata- torium. to be erected at a cost of I $16,000. Liquor Man Get Ready. Eureka, Cal. The board of super visors baa received an application from th Astor Win company, of Horn brook, seeking a license to conduct a wholesale liquor house. Horn brook being near th stat line, the whole sale liquor bouses are counting on a it steadily until September 21, when reached $4.80, which pric haa maintained up to this tim. Help Reaches Minnesota. San Francisco The wrecking steamer Iaqua and th tug Dauntless, sent from hero last Friday to th sss I stance of to Minnesota, reached the disabled steamer at 8 o'clock Wed nesday morning and took her in tow, according to s radio message from th Iaqua received her by C. W. Wiley, marin superintendent of the Great Northern Setamsbip company. The message. Wiley aaid, came from the The Wise Fool. "Truth," crushed to earth, will rise again." quoted the Sage. "Yes," responded the FooL "But It seldom rises in time to get th num ber of the Joy rider's machine." , C Gee Wo ? His I kind. a with- tb waadrl L, mil i from .... J (Aim bud. and vftbM which th. merftwl KMoxft ot Uti. country. Hi for hnfc l4 cirrtilanL i OQhiiijLiarjvN fas&. am. The C Get Wa doest Eecme Ca. 1624 F'" St.. Purtiaad, Ora. Mentaos flM. P. K. U No. EL 111 r'B writtse a3tiHW ate nounced the building had been sold to large business when Oregon and Wash- " , n" CZZ tnA. kasAma Ar TKiaa anmmswal Af 1 AXWUI Wf sUIIJIIVeWleaVe UV UVMU Dirwii Kfwvauv wave mw smhuvw w i , , 880.000 tiDDlers in Oregon are eata- "thlng at a lata hour Wednesday, lorued and indexed by another mail order liquor house that is preparing to open in Hornforook. ; a contractor for $1620. Then came news from Oregon that th building had been presented to tb U. S. army. c Christmas Paroles Up. Olympis, Wash. The stste prison board will hold ita special "Christmas meeting" at Walla Walla next week to enable prisoners eligible for parole to obtain releaaea before the Christ mas holidays. Mrs. Linda Burfield Hexzard, fasting practitioner, sen tenced to two to 20 slaughter, following conviction for be ing responsible for the death of on of her patients, is the most noted prison er before tb board. Her minimum sentene expires December 26. American Ship Is "Enemy.' Hamburg The prize court which has before it the case of the American ship Pass of Ealmaha has decided to treat her as "an enemy vessel. " It Is! annouced that th evidence has estab lished that the ship waa under the British flag until the end of 1814 and wa sold to an American company after tb outbreak of th war. Th Pan of Balmaha was captured while Bankers Get Flv Years. Dubuque, Is Joseph fiarrigaa, ex- vice president; George Homan, ax cashier, and Charles Siege, ex-teller in the Dubuque National bank, were sen tenced in th United States district years for man-1 court to five years each jn th Federal report of the Coast Guard just sent to congress. Tb cost of all the vessel is not definitely given, but apparently would bemor than 1600,000. Tb ra- oti bar way to Archangel, Ectasia, with port favors early rebuilding of th 279 a cargo of cotton. I stations of th Coast Guard. Republicans Win in Bay State. Boston Republicans war ful where national party lines wer drawn In the elections In 14 Massa chusetts cities Tuesday. In Marlboro and Waltham Democratic mayors were I defeated for re-election by Republican opponents. Republicans woo in Brock ton, Northampton, Pittsneld and Quincy. In Fall River, Springfield and Haverhill no mayors wer elected, but th Republicans secured a major ity in the city government in the twe former cities. Haverhill has a non partisan government Trenches Bad as Roundup. Three Cutters Recommended. I Pendleton, Or. William Darby, a Washington, D. C Two cutters for former Pendleton boy, now a soldier In work on the Pacific Coast and In Alas- the English army, has written to kan waters, one for the harbor of New friends here from Kent. Darby, who York and another for San Francisco wss recently wounded in tare places. harbor are recommended in the annual has fully recovered from his wounds penitentiary at Fort Leavenworth. The three former bank officials pleaded guilty to c bargee of having made false entries on th books of th bank and missppropriating funds approximating $16,000. and is ready for th trenches again. Ha says that be is happy can be and that every man faces death much a doe a man getting on the f amnui Roundup bucking horse. Long Tom. I Darby Intends to return to Pendleton. proof, and big rub fir, tb change hav com so fast sine lo that th nations had either to ftakt It oat or erlupl themselves financially building blxxar and biggar monsters or toe sea; and oddly enough, th change all data from a little "cheea no en a noanng saucepan,- the Monitor or mvii war fame. From the lima the Monitor and the Merrtmae spat out thalr fir rrach or ahots at each other. It has been rar among In nation for spaed, ar mor oroof. big sun, and long range. Thoa beat Informed declare that th big gun and speed hav rendered aeo- ondary both armor proof and subma rine: but these are dispute that will b finally settled in tb present war, Neither aide has had any monopoly of courage. Th courage ot both sides ha bea magnificent almoat terri ble, but speed and the big gun have won. From "What Be rower aleana to England br A. C. Laut la th American Kv!w ot Rvwa for De cember. - Fcr Every Kind of Iximnoss Xt.khaa4 HAN FORD S Balsam of Myrrh a a. a ws a am avsv A LI N I MM NT Th candidacy of frmr tnatr fhsodor g. Burton of Ohio, for th publican nomination for the prl deney, received a considerable Impetus by th formal withdrawal ef Qovrnr Willi of Ohio from th race, and hla nnouncmnt that ha wauld throw hla aupport to Mr. Burton. I '. '."! .1 1 1 . J Ji THAT COLD YO'J HAVE may bring sickness, doctors bills and lost of wotk: you know that serious sickness usually starts with a cold, and a cold only cibts whcia weakness exists. AVaaraswr IhtU. Overcome th weakness and nature cure in com last u ut ut reason. Carefully avoid drugged pills, syrups or stimulant!! they at only props and brace and whip. It U the pur medicinal nourishment in Scott's Emulsion that quickly en riches the blood, ttrericlhent the lungs and help heal th air passage. And mark this well Scott s Emul sion generate body-heat as protection against winter sickness. Get Scott's at your drug store fo-foy. It alwaya strengthens and builds up. I am a . aimniis. th continuation of th war. Th interpellation waa Introduced by Dr. Schneldemann, In th following terms: Is the Imperial Chancellor ready to give Information aa to the conditions under which be would b willing to enter into peace negotiation?" If our enemies mak proposals compatible with Germany's dignity and safety," aaid Dr. von Betbmann- Hoilwer. "then we shall always be ready to discos them. So long as in the countries of our enemies th guilt and Ignorance of statesmen are en tangled with confusion of public opin ion. It would be folly for Germany to mak peace proposals, which would not shorten, but would lengthen the war. First the masks most be torn from their face." Only two Socialist spoke on the In terpellation, all th non-Socialist par ties uniting In a short declaration op posing discussion at this moment. Tb tone of th debate was dignified and patriotic and th Imperial Chancellor followed attentively and respect fully except for occasional interrup tion and outbursts of laughter from the Socialist, Dr. Llebknecht, who baa not been In accord with his party alne th beginning of th war, and who re ceived no sympathy. The Imperial Chancellor In bis first speech, lasting half aa hour, explained the military situation on an tns ironi and declared emphatically that Ger many could not be starved out The country had enough food, If properly distributed. Germany's enemies, be said, were suffering more than the Germans, and paying higher prices for food. , . i- : ' Movable Coast Guns Likely. Washington, D. C Gigantic gone mounted on motor trucks or railway ears probably will be added to th country's coast defense system as a result of experiments now being made by army ordnance expert, It Is learned that a scheme Is being worked out for establishing mobile batteries to protect stretches of coast line not commanded by fortifications. The European war baa demonstrated that high-power guns can be used as mobile weapon, Ger many's 42-centimeter bowitzer having revolutionized land warfare. tt-a-j.jaua-usii - ajws,aaaMBi lure ef Help. The boy was very small and the load ha waa pushing In th wheelbar row waa very, very big. A benevolent old gentleman, put ting down his bundle, toot him a helping hand. "Heaiiy. my boy." a purred, ! dont see how yoa manage to get that barrow on tb gutter alone," 'I don't" replied th sppreelsttv kid. Dr's always aom Jay a standla around aa takes it np tor m." LI ill Elisabeth and her mother were having luncheon together and th mother, who always tried to im press facta upon kr young daughter, aid: The little sardine. Elisabeth. are sometime atn by ue larger fish." Elisabeth gared at the sardine in wonder and then ashed: 'But mother, bow do th large fish get the can open 7" Insulted. "I don't so Origgsby at th club any more. Me used to spend neany all hia tim there," 'Ye, but when some of the other boys suggested that ha ought to spend something else besides his time one la a while be got mad and resigned. extraordinary. Kind Old Lady I'm aura you wont mind mr asking yon. but are yon a relative of Captain J once, of Mud ford? The Officer Madam, l am Captain Jon of Mud ford. Kind Old Lady Ah, then, mat ac counts for the extraordinary resem blance! London Opinion. , One Man Maul's Students. Russellvllie, Ark. Following th second strik within ten months of th students of th Second District Stat Agricultural college, tb strikers way Isid President Scott at night and at tempted to chastise him with a rstor strsp. President Scott said b was overpowered by overwhelming num bers, but that he administered vastly more punishment than be received. He is of powerful physique, and the black eyes and bruised and swollen features of some of the student corroborated the president's assertion. British Vote Hits Liquor, London A rebuke to the liquor In terests waa seen in the re-election Sat urday to tb house of commons of Poetmsster General Herbert Samoel over Henry Knight, a printer of Leeds. In a bye-election in the Cleveland di vision of North Riding, Yorkshire, he poled 17812 votes as against KnightA 1463. Mr. Knight opposed recent erv cctments restricting Ilepcr sales, ds- of opinion among th laboring classes. I Nat Particular. Brown Did I leave aa umbrella bar yesterday? Barber Wbat kind of an umbrella? brown Oh, any kind at all. I'm not fussy. Boston Glob. For Cut. Duma, Drule). SpraUta, Strains, Stif f Neck. Chi! blabs, Lame tlack. 0! J Sore, Open Wounds. and a.U Internal Injuriea. fiSada SIrico 1848. IMce 18, lOeaad 11.00- on warn . sr5 ft. e. Huxfm ,(. Ca wwtwld :uMa77 X v V X - XX V 1 All D: TYPHOID J355SS Ans I aft are. sIiiIiiiis.ih'I i a. n-inil now mw ran muua, m mm Sw tWilr- M K Mta .SU ISM. Smw li .nn. u cm WnnKtaa, amatiM, m umt to "tur fm kt InaottT Mlis T.IS Vim ttrnm l tat tnrtra uaotaiosv, arwiruv, aw WIIIWII I.IMIIIII SHH.UM1 Pay $10,000,000 for Pedls. "Ths most astounding ttravagano of the women of Amerira Is that we spend 1 10,000.000 aeon . ysar tor Mrs. R. L. Barker told thla to th delegate to th annual meeting of th Womea's International . Missionary anion In New Orleana la describing how American wouion mak th money . fly. tin continued: "W spend more for hata yearly tbaa It takaa to support tb army and navy and aeveral other federal depart menta. W also spend Il07.0oo.oo0 for soft and cooling drinha and UTI,- OoO for candy. It Is time to call a halt and to return to the saa ways of our mothers," M Ws Th a. an. A colored man called at Mrs. Bai ley's looking for work. What is your nam?- an asxeo. after hiring him. . "Man nam is Foe, ms am.- waa ue answsr. Pot" aha eiclalmad. "Perhaps some of your family worked for Edgar Allan I'os; did theyr Th colored man opened Bis eyes wide with smssement "Why why. me am." be aaid. aa he pointed a dusky ringer at himself by, Aa am t-urar Alien ioei- Not A Thought Premetsr. 'You must admit that my speech haa stirred a lot of people up, re marked the orator. -Tea," replied hi friend, "yoa hav allrred 'em ap all right Your appeal to sntlmnt and emotion ought, to set them to thinking." "That Isn't the purpose. Remember I aa an I tn pensioned leader. I depend 00 unquestioning ebedlaoca. My method la to get 'em so excited that they cant think and will tak my word tor It' Washington Star. , "'. Vary Simple. ,::.. "Mow can you aell these shirts for 91 cents If they are worth two dot lar apiece, aa you aay they arf "It a Ilka thla. Tea good were so popular that the manufacturer could not mak them feat enough to supply th demand, ao be railed, and we bought hla entire stock at a sacrifice." ,. Provoking. Th Professor Ilumpbl Dear met I gave that young man two course on th cultivation of th memory and he's gone away and forgot to pay me, and I caa't for the llf of m remem ber th fellow's nam. How provoa. log! - . .. ' , fttrenuoua. . Abner Weil? Jay, how d'ye like It ap t' the cityr Jay Aw. It waa all right enough most way, but what bothered m most was tryln' to look at everybody I met on th etreet Puck. Relaxation. "What did your husband think of th ball gamer Oh. be doesn't go tner 10 win. He Jut hollers." ' i , ' i , ,Ji Distemper Puts a . Stop to sM CURES THE SICK And prevent other hsvtng h disease immatlwhaw , etposid. cenls sn l a bottle, M tna I0 s dcMMH aettl. All good drugglsta asd turf gaud hoiMM. , . . ' SPOHN MgDICAt CO., " Chemists and gsstsrlotoglsts, Oeshsn, In"., U. a. A, " Spoilsport - - ' "Young msn." said the magistrate severely, "the assault you have com- mlttjut nn vniie wlfa waa most brutal. Do you know of any reason why I should not send you to prison t- "If you do, your honor," replied th prisoner at the bar, hopefully, "It will break up our honeymoon." Phil adelphia Ledger. Nfw MODCRN DANON& R. rMchtr HiJIamare, the Wedta Daneln E Ert and lntruclor in New Verli ( Itr. wrlli 1 omi AU.KH a Ftxrr-iEASS. th. kM to b. alukM Into the hnm, f tea rave. wlfMommend It t ell mr pupil.." Henna ureranla eoee fast, Held br all Dm and iMput- mailt 8toraa,sfie. Sample FkUb Address, 8. otoMWd, U , M. Y. Not Oullty. "Do you know that that young man who la going to marry your daughter is an Inveterate gambler 7 "Nothing of the sort He merely thinks he is. Why. I trimmed him out of fifteen dollars myself at stud poker the other night" . -i , Had to Pol lew. ' Jim bad looked la at th country livery stable In search ot a Job. He seemed promising and was set to work greasing the axles of a carriage. In a remarkably short space of Urns he reported the task finished. "Look here," said his naw boss, "d'y mean to say you've greased all four of them wheals already r. "Weal," rejoined the new hand, "Aa'v greased the two front ones." "And why haven't you greased the two hind obs?" ' "Wool," exclaimed Jla, calmly, "ss lang ss ths two front ones gans all rest the two hind ones hev to toller." . Apt Title. ; "This collar stud is my own Inven tion," ssld the Cheap Jack, "and th nam I hav given It I 'Fault' " "Because everybody has faults T suggested th red-nosed man In th crowd. ... "No. my dear sir; simpiy because it's so easy to find." Cray r- f1-Tl Movta M VJsJLH :r-ne. . tJXi. b.dr.