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About The Weston leader. (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 27, 1915)
.... 1:1 ''. y Ml ' 4 MADK PROFIT OF HIS VISIT UmibmM Call f aderwkl U Turned to Coed Account by Mutlo Teacher. Paderewiki arrived In a email weet era town about noon one day and de cided to take a walk in the afternoon. Wlille trolling along be heard a piano and. following the eound. came to a house on which wsa a atgn reading: "Miss Jones. Piano Lsssons M Cents an Hour." Pausing to listen, he heard the young lady trying to play one of Cho pin's nocturnes and not succeeding very welt. Paderewskl walked np to the house and knocked. Miss Jones came to the door and recognized him at once. De lighted, she Invited him In and he sat down and played the nocturne aa only Paderewskl can. afterward spending aa hour In correcting her mistake. Miss Jones thanked him and ha de parted. Some months afterward he returned to the town and again took the same walk. He soon came to the home of Miss Jones and. looking at the sign, read: "Miss Jones. Piano Lessons $1 an Hour. (Pupil of PadeffcwskU" Horrible Possibility. "Our engagement was most roman tic. I was traveling with her party at the time, and I proposed to her In the Far West on the edge of a moun tain gorge." "Oh, suppose ahe had throws yon over!" Baltimore American. goake Into Tour Sboea aBan'k Foot-Eaee, a powder for the feet. Items painful awollaa. martins, rwaatina-feet Umkm aeweaoaiaaay. Boti by all Drama and Shot Im Doa't aootpt any eabauruta. Sam rft&g. Addroaa A. 8. Oanataa. LaKar.M. X. True. "What la efficiency, par "A much overworked word, nly boy." Turkish railway train daily. usually rum one YOVNa MAN. BE A BARBE. Leant a Trad. B Indraaadrnt. Trade laucht la eurht areeka: toata free, Cesnaiiaiona paid while iaaratns: Eaitione eerured. Write far fraa catalog OLI.B COlXrGKi. Portland. KS N. ted eX; Bpakaaa, K2M MeiaAvau Seattle, glut Mala St "USE THE RIVER" Dalles -Columbia Line Stat at Waahiiurtoe, for Tba Daltaa daflr ax. Rondajr 11 a. m. Lam Dallaa daily ax. Monday 11 at. Stzaman J. N. TaaL Inland Kmplre and Twin Citfaa for Upper Columbia and Saaka river Sartor st- uoea. lei. sun a I sJ Catania few Tfwisj Ca. arnal UXK'S BUSINESS COLLEGE ."THE SCHOOL OF fJIlAUTt" Portland'. Beat Bnrlnna. Training- School. Baokkarpinc. Shorthand. Trpewrlbnc and Peonanahip taurnt by expert trachera. Fat Tern (pen Wcajttaif, Scat 1, Hit Many itudrota hava aiready enrolled. Aak ' for CetaJoc. Enroll early. A. T. LINK, General Maaager. Phone MAIN SOS mm tut. rarruu, OEEcn Christening a Motor Car. "What kind of a car haa Bligginsr "I call It a serio-comic," replied Miss Cayenne. "You don't know whether it ought to make you laugh or feel sympathetic." Washington Star. MOTHER OF SCHOOL GIRL TeflsHowLydiaEPinkhWg Vegetable Compound Re stored Her Daughe ter. Health. Plover, Iowa. "From a small child my 13 year old daughter had female weakness. J spoke to three doctors about it and they did not help her any. Lydia E. Finkbam'a Vegetable Com pound had been of great benefit to me, so I decided to hare her give it a trial She has taken five bottles of the Vege- -I table Compound ac cording to directions on the bottle and she ia cured of this trouble. She was all run down when ahe started taking the Compound and her periods did not come right She was so poorly and Weak that I often had to belp ber dress herself, but now she is regular and ia growing strong and healthy."-Mrs. Martin Helvig, Plover, lows, Hundreds of such letters eip reusing gratitude for the good Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound has accom plished are constantly being received, proving the reliability of this grand old remedy. If you are ID do not drag along and continae to suffer dsy in and day out but at once take Lydia E. Pink ham's Vege table Compound, a woman'i remedy for Croroan's ills. If yea wast special advice write t Lydia E. PlBkhaat Xedidae Co. (osbI dentUl) Lynn, Mass. Toar letter will fee opened, read and answered by a VOffiM ui held la strict comfldeaM. BEGINNING San, Aug. 29 For four Weeks Engagement Crlfflth'a Balf-Mitlier-D4lar Ma-tsrplec THE BIRTH M TkMM DW IMC CtANSUAN 18,000 PEOPLE; 3,000 HORSES MtUiMlMt. afrentag P. U. Price SSc; SOc; 755 I1.M. lUawrr yssr Mb by snalL Portlead. Or 'northwest auto dealer back. Three Weeks' Journey Through East Makes Him Optimistic. Mr F. W. Vogler, president of the Northwest Auto company, returned last Sunday from three weeks trip through the East. He cornea back charged with enthua iaam and happy over securing one of the biggest Reo contracts that the Northwest ever received. This con tract provide for the selling of 1000 Reo cars and trucks in the Northwest territory, which comprises Oregon, Washington and part of Idaho. Mr. Vogler says that the East i more prosperous than ever. It seemed to him almost like a new country, the improvement was so marked since his last trim, eight months ago. This con dition in general, he says, is true of every line of industry. There is a job for every man who can handle a tool. while the demand for labor in the fields is enormous, due to the extremely heavy crops. There will be a wonderful crop throughout the East, says he, and pros perity Is on her wsy to in Loaac Even now there is an improved spirit Confidence and determination, together with the constantly increasing develop ment of our natural resources and the immense foreign demand, assure good times for the West, aa well as for the Esse Mr. Vogler found his own line tn a most excellent condition. The Reo fsctory, which during the year just past manufactured 16,000 cars, are preparing to build 20.000 this coming season. This is doubly rsmarxaoie when one considers bow the Reo car ia built in its entirety, from rear axle to radiator, in the Reo plant. It ia not. like over (0 per cent of the ears made in America, simply assembled by the factory. He also found that although Detroit, Mich., ia the home of over 80 per cent of the cars made in this country, there were sold last season in that city alone over SS0 Reo ears, yet the Reo is not built at Detroit, but at Lansing. This fact is significant. GOES THROUGH THE MOTIONS But Smoksrs Will Wonder How That Tobaccoleas pipe Muat Taste to Him. M. Maeterlinck is among those who have freed themselves from the bond age of tobacco by means of a curious artifice. According to his biographer, M. Gerard Harry, "without the help of tobacco be seemed incapable of re ceiving inspiration or crystallizing it in words. If he baa not overcome the need, he has outflanked it Smoking, he noticed, had loat Its virtue as stimulant and instead of rousing the brain to activity, as at first had come to disturb its functions; so now. In lieu of ordinary tobacco, be fills his bowl with a denicotlnized preparation tasteless indeed, but harmless. His pipe is still always alight when the pen is busy, but It is hardly more now than a mere subterfuge intended to cheat and so satisfy an irresistible mechanical craving." London Chron icle. Faith and Good Works. , One Sunday morning a woman who lived in a country district was nearly an hour late to church. Since she was always very punctual, the parson greatly wondered and questioned her at the close of the service. "The horse that we were driving," answered the woman, "acted as If It was going to run away, so I got out of the wagon and walked all the way to town." "Ton shouldn't have been fright ened, sister," impressively returned the parson. "You should have put your trust in Heaven." "I did until the harness broke," was the quick rejoinder of the woman, "and then I jumped." The Shell Shortage. A. J. Drexell, praising the English volunteer army, said in New York the other day: 'Oxford and Cambridge undergrad uates fight side by side with coal min ers. Peers' sons and millionaires' sons hobnob with plumbers and bac smiths in the ranks. 'There are lota of 'nuts' (dudes) in the volunteer army and the kaiser finds them pretty hard to crack, too notwithstanding their lack of shells. Unconquerable Impulse. "Pinochle," said Three Finger Sam, is one game there ain't no use o' me tryin' to learn." Too hard?" 'It's easy enough. But I can't git over reachin' for a gun the minute some one hands me a deck with more'n four aces in it" Washington Star. Different Ways. 'Why are biographers like retribu tion?" "Why are theyr "Because they both bring men to book." Japanese government experts have succeeded In raising tobacco in Korea from American seed. j Just It. Clerk Couldn't I sell you a piano player? Smith No, I married one. Clerk I mean a mechanical one. Smith That's the kind 1 married. Taking no Chances. Lady of the House If you wash your face, 1 11 give you a meat Tramp Better gimme de meal first lady I'm erfrald yer mightn't recog nise me. Boston Transcript UNRESTOFBUSINESS HAS MANY CAUSES II. S. toTstfcsfej te'ssica Hakes Report strict rmm tax advocate Each Delegate Files Opinion and No Decision of Committee Found; Suggestions Are Offered. Chicago Summaries of tha reports. three in number, of the United States Commission on Industrial Relations as to findings and recommendationa for tha information of congress, war made public her Monday. The com mission waa composed of three repra- senUtivM each of ths employers, the employed and the general public It became apparent some time ago that they would be unable to agree on single report, and it ia aaid that none of the reporta given out can property be called a "majority" report. The report of the representatives of the employes, known aa the "staa report drawn up by Basil II. Manly, director of research and investigation for the commission, waa signed by Commissioners Walsh. Lennon, O Con nell and Garretsoo. In connection with the main reports these commissioners issued three "supplemental opinions and suggestions. The report of the commissioners representing? the public, and the sum mary thereof, were written by Com missioner Commons. Ha and Mrs. Harriman signed it without reserva tion. Commissioners Aishton, Ballard and W einstock approved it in large part, and, in part, their diaaent to por tions of it and to the Manly report. are expressed in the so-called W'sin- stock report, signed by Weinstock, Aishton and Ballard. The reports agree on a Federal in heritance tax and on the general plan for Its use. The Manly report dis agrees in recommending practically the aiiurle tax and other things, while the employers disagree with the Kar ri man-Commons report only on the boycott and some minor labor details. The "Wanly summary finds "that the causes of industrial unrest group them selves almost without exception under four main sources which include all the others. They are: 1. Unjust distribution of wealth and income. 2. Unemployment and denial of op portunity to earn a living. 3. Denial of justice in the creation. in the adjudication and in the adminis tration of the law. 4. Denial of the right and oppor tunity to form effective organizations. Remedies are suggested. The Commons report says: "The greatest cause of Industrial unrest is the breakdown of the labor laws and the distrust of our municipal, state and national governments on the part of a large portion of our people. The report outlines a plan for remedy ing conditions through the institution of a permanent "industrial commission and advisory council" with comprehen sive powers. Russians Sink Bif Germs Cruiser Uoltke acd Tea Other Vessels London A dispatch to the Central News from Petrograd says: "The president of the Duma has an nounced that the Germans had lost the battle cruiser Moltke, three cruisers and seven torpedo-boats in tha Riga battle." The announcement of the president of the Duma aa sent wsa as follows: "In the Riga battle the Germans lost one battle cruiser, the Moltke, three cruisers and seven torpedo-boats. The German fleet has withdrawn from Riga bay. 'The Germans tried to make de scent near Pernpvin (Pernigel), on the east shore of the gulf of Riga, some 35 miles north of Riga. Four barges crammed with soldiers took part in the decent They were repulsed by the Russian troops, without the co-opera tion of artillery, tha Germans being exterminated and the barges cap tured." Soldiers Learn Cooking, London The British war office has taken the advantage of the vacation season in the city schools to torn sev eral of the buildings into cooking schools, where 1500 soldiers are learn ing the culinary art There are 100 men billeted in each building, and they must provide their own food on the customary war office allowance of 40 cents a day. If they cannot eat the meals they prepare they must go with out "To cook rapidly and well is an art which can be easily acquired," says the war office manual. California Hops Short. Sacramento Hop picking on a crop estimated at from 10 to 20 per cent short of that of last year is in full swing in the Sacramento, Placer and Ynba county fields. Borst Brothers, with fields in several counties, report activities in full progress. It is said American hop growers ex pect a good year, as the English crop is about one-half of what the 1914 crop was. A large amount of American bops, especiaUy in the Sacramento alley, will be shipped to Europe via the Panama eanaL British Lose 3 Vessels. London The British steamer Cober, of 8060 tons, haa been sunk by Ger man submarine. The crew hag been landed in safety. The British steamers Windsor and William Dawson have met disaster. The Windsor, a vessel of 6055 tons, baa, according to a report issued here, been sunk, while the Wil liam Dawson, an old steamer of 284 tons, hss been blown np. The crew of the Windsor waa saved, but five men of the Dawson's crew were lost NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS Portland Wheat: Btueetem. 11.01 Kuaaali fortjrfold. &! club, Sc: red life, vie; red Russian, 0c, Oats No. 1 white feed. 115.50, Barley N I feed, 925; brewing, 22. M lifted Spot prices I Bran, f ton: shorts, 2H; rolled barley, 2if 10. Corn Whole. 138 ton: crack si 3, Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, fit OIT ton: valley timothy, !; atiaiia. tl2.50m0t cheat 10.50atU: oat and vetch. SI lull. VegeUblea Cucumbera, Oregon, 15 alTaUTK Jlw. T2 if 4M M dtitio pound,- peppers, 4tf5e; egg- plant, mic, pumpauia, Green Fruits Cantaloupea, 65f $1.75 crate; peaches, S0a.50c boa; watermelona, llttU pound; plums, 50c (C$1.25 box; new apples, Astrachana, 75ctfl; Cravenstsin. Htil.15; psars, tl 1.25; grapes, f 1 M 1.75 crate; huckleberriea, 6 To pound; caaabaa. I1.754T2 desert. Potatoes New, 70 41 80e sack; sweets, 3iQt4o pound. Onions 604175c sack. Eggs Oregon rsneh, buying prices: No. 1. 25e dosen; No. X, 20c: No. s, 17c Jobblnar price: No. I. 27c. Poultry liana, IS CD He pound; springs. 15 4J 17c; turkeys, 18ttlc; ducks, 80112c; geese, 22(i26c. Butter City creamery, cubes, ex traa, 27e pound: firsts. 25c; seconds, 24c; prints and cartons, extra; butter- fat No. 1. 28o; second grade, 2e lei country creamery cubes, 22K25c. Veal Fancy, I2uCI2ie per pound. Pork Block. S.alIOc pound. Hope 1915 contracts, nominal, 1SI 14e pound; 1914 crop, 14c; olda, ll(tf 18c Hides Salted hides, 15c pound; salted kip, 16c; salted calf, 18c; green hides, 14c; green kip, 16c, green calf, 18c: dry hides. 25c: dry salt 27c. Wool Eastern Oregon, medium, ZD X28c: pound: Eastern Oregon, fine, 18U2I)c; valley, 26tf30c; mohair, new clip, 3031c Cascara bark Old and new, 4C Pelts Dry long wooled pelts, 6c; dry snort-wool i pelts, 11; dry shearlings, each. 10 it 15c; salted shearlings, 1525c; dry goat, long hair, 17c; dry goat shearlings. 10t 20c; salted long-wooled pelts. May, $1 2. Grain bags In car lota, 71c; email lota, ic more. Cattle Beat steers, 16.50 6.75; good, $6 O 6.25; medium, 15.76 4J 6; choice cows, 86.25as6.36; heifers. 15 05.85; bulla, $4.60(i5; stags. $6.50 Hogs Light, $7.507.eo; heavy, $7.2537.40. Sheep Wethers, 14.7635; ewes. $34.50; lambs, $4.75018.25. A complex local situation is apt to make the Portland wheat market un usually dulL The farmer are showing themselves totally unwilling to meet in any way the prices offered by exporters. In fsct, following telegraph reports that sterling had declined to $4.68, one leading firm of exporters announced that they were not In the market, and, moreover, did not expect to be in the near future. The grower, generally, la not in clined to take below $1.06, the price current week ago, prior to tha recent slump. 'And, if be hold for that price, he Is apt never to sell his grain,' marked one leading shipper. "The farmer is confident that grain ill go up," aaid another. "But then the farmer fails to consider such little questions aa exchange." The opinion seemed genera: mat wheat trading locally would be at a standstill for some little time, the water rat of 60 cent by the canal making it practically impossibls fori local mills to buy wheat her and com pete with flour on Eastern markets. Exporters asserted that unless he a hsd ship which h wsa compelled to fill, a buyer would be unlikely to buy at alL because ha might have to face heavy deficit by the tim his CO-day payment bill became due. With the farmers Arm for wheat at $1.06 and over, and buyers coy until the money market ia mpre settled, there does not appear much chancs of heavy aalea of Northwest grain. Few Applea Yet Unsigned, Wenatchee, Wash. The apple crop of the Wenatchee district i now al most entirely lined up for market 86 per cent is the estimate of on iruit- . . a. a J man. The greater part ox tne unsigned tonnage ia in tha hail-affected districts. The tonnage in other sections ha been J S ...U - mImmjI aa a asliAla through aunlt of th. Grower.' League. Prospects are that almost one-fourth of th entire tonnsge will be sold lor cash. Estimates ssy th tonnsge will vary from 4000 to 5000 cars. Approx imately 860 car are under contract Prune Packing Begin.' Nam pa, Idaho The first prunes of the season were packed at Fruitland last week, ten dsys earlier that usual. The crop is about average and in first class condition. The prunes srs of the Italian variety and a principal crop in tbia section. Peaches are arriving at th local icing plant from the Emmett territory. The commercial apple pack will begin early in September, with the King David as the first marketable variety. The greater amount will be from young orchards coming in bear ing for the first tmi. Hop Prospects Favorable. Portland A cable received by a leading firm of hop exporters indicated that th English crop would b 270,000 ewt. in place of 250,000 cwt, the es timate given a week ago. At th sams tim th lie condition in Oregon are improving, and cable indicate that weather conditions abroad srs favor able to a big crop. Hop buyers report that 1217,000 cwt of last year's Eng lish crop remain unsold, and this a factor in th market The Portland itockyards markst con tinued firm, although arrival war light Sheep receipt war heavy. TORNADO DEATH LIST EXCEEDS 100 Property loss la Texas Storm Estimated at $30,000,000. 500 HOUSES GO D0VN IK GALVCSTOI Break Causeway and Destroy Water Supply Mains-Fires Are Started Troops. Called. Dallas, Tsx. Direct word from the storm-swept communities of the south east Texas coast brought details of the tropical hurricane which put Oalvea Ion. Houston. Teiaa City and aeorea of other cities and towna Id dire peril. With large sections of the district yet unheard from, the death list waa more than 100. the heat lest reported loas being from Taxa City, opposite Gal raatnn. The property damage may eieeea $30,000,000. with UaUestoD contrlbut log half that amount Property loss esttmstss were vsiue icapt In a few instances, riousiou. Tsxaa City and Port Arthur advices gave fairly definite ftgurea for those olacee. but most of the other towns reported in such phrases as "consider able." "very heavy" and "not yet esti mated." soma of tha estimates were aa rot tows: (Ulvaatea 111.. abroolu. 1I00.OOS llouatoa .. aaa-nauina luo.aoa Tmi ciiy lort Arthur 4.oa:xabina Pass lot. ItM.waivam The comparatively email loaa of life is attributed by resiasnta to tne les sons of 100. The Oalveston popula tion Bought refuge In the strongest bulldlnn of the city, whereas In the disastrous storm of IS years ago they remained In their homee. feeling se cure against the gait which took the Uvea of 1000. Railroads running Into the city an nounced they had begun moving all available men and machinery Into the storm tone, from north Teiss to re pair track and water mama, nut tm progress la slow. In bearing the brunt of the storm, Galveston lalsnd and Bolivar Peninsu la served aa barriers to break the force of the hurricane against the lit' tl bay shore towns which skirt the Isrge body of water lying to the north of the Island. The bay towna have suffered heavily, but probably have been aaved from utter devastation. Dependable account of the losses In theas lesser towns have not been thus far obtainable, but the loss of live I proportionately greater In each of the bay towna than In Oalveston. In Virginia Point the north end of the cauaeway, 14 are dead; at Tela City 32, 10 of whom were soldiers, are reported drowned, eeven at La Porte land three at Lynchburg. At Houston three were killed during the storm, one. W. E. Evans, a car penter, killed by a falling barn, and another, an unidentified negro, killed by a live wire. The property loaa nss been estimated at $2,000,000. The hurricane atruck Houston, ac cording to report reaching here, shortly after every wire to Oalveston bad been put out of commission by the storm. The hurrlcsne wss declared to be the worst in the history of the city. Damage was wrought chiefly to buildings by ths wind and to merchan dise by water. Trse Yield 83000 Crop. Washington. D. C What appear to be the most valuable fruit tree In the world aland at Whlttler, In Lo Angeles county, Cal. It I an avacado (alligator pearl and I Insured agonal wind and fir by Lloyds, of London, to the amount of $30,000. The value of thla tree arise from the great value of It product This tree last year yielded 3000 pears which averaged to the owner 60 cents each. It also produced $1600 worth of bud wood, making a total production for the year of $3000. 25 In Auto Held Up. Butte, Mont Five , highwaymen held up and robbed sin successive automobile parties within th spac of "' - The hold - up occurred on Harrison avenue, a main tnorougnrar. Thlrtv-flv persons were robbed of cash and jewelry which the police be lieve will total more than $5000. As th motoring parties approached the scene of the robberies . they were tmiMtft. robbed and forceit to take seats at the aide of th road, until 35 person were seated In a row. Bank Near Folic Robbed. Los Angeles. Three men, dressed alike in blue serge and gray caps, en tered th Boyle Height branch of the Horn Saving bank, directly across th street from a police station, and held up th managf.-r, H. C. Hunt Walter Scott the bookkeeper, and two patron of th Institution, secur ing 12500. Commandeering a motor and its driver they fled over 10 mile of city streets, engsged in a revolver bsttle with police and citizens, in which on of th robbers was wound ed, and escaped. Schedule Chang Curbed. Olympla, Wswh. Ths time-worn de vice on railroad timetables announc ing that th railroad "reserve th rlffht to ehanif this schedul at pleas ure" or wlthoat notice, ia doomed in the state of Washington, unless uie railroads can offer a convincing ex cuse. Th piiblle servlc commission ha issued an order forbidding chang ing of timetables without 10 dsys' no tice, posted beforehand In th stations. Destns ay Plsee en eutntast Tta.ss Csast With Urea saallans of tha fHd; ', . swapt araa la Taaaa a Baar , tram, ths aa It mala at 4as4 1st , ' Tlrslnla ra4atl Saaaraok. I . Taaaa OIIJf II, Maualoa I i Clalvaatua 14! Dlrklnawa I , ' Mrewn INUnt T, fun Arthur I , ' Imrli.-uok ?' ration 1J ( " l-a l-arla ? lay Hide f , ' LrnrttDur . .. I SaUna I ' , i Sylvan Uaaea- II ' This Baking Powder Keeps Its Strength The largo can of K G lasts longor titan 25 cents worth of other baking powders but no matter how long it takes the user to get to tho bottom the last spoonful Is guaranteed to S'vo perfect satisfaction. K G raises e nicest, lightest biscuits, cakes and pastry you ever ate, and It Is guaranteed pure and wholesome. Forgoodntsi sake, ust K C. )w A Strstsglst nnwatown Here come Blinkers. Hs s got a new baby, and he'll talk us to death. ttmnn Wall, hare cornea a neigh bor of mine who hss a new setter dog. Let's Introduce them and leav them to their fat. Life. Th Sorrow f It "I there no hop about th Jinks' rich old unclsf None whslsvsr. The doctor told them thla morning be waa likely to live for years." Halt luior Anisrlcao. WMCN the (bed raaakaa humlag aanvaaMSI fcr a m Hut urn an Churn fk id iwnf ipiii.ai WM.wwr. f "m f am in, n - r , saunwrv B aala, taa blood hi partAad at lis waala sutartala (haa antaaa a as SMMta altera, laa! tka aload pare asd tlisf SPlaaa llvar, Mgvsuve Usal sad kJUaas are tWgfaJ. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery U a itomach, livor and kidney tonic by nnslsthjr tha toma.ch to assimilate, tho liver to Alter, tho kidney lo act th poisona are removed, the red blood corpuscle are increased and on feels light fresh and activ instead of logy, dull and heavy, Th "Discovery" stimu late the stomach, l and i a most satisfactory alterative in blood-taint of any characlr-r. The refreshing Influence of this si tract of estiva medicinal plant has been favorably known for over forty year, tverywbsr sua oeigbbur caa UH you of th good It has dooe. SmUhfmamtMtiK.dtmlinkSwUtUmthnKimJ80 ens ef if On K M. nuCa amua. Couldn't Fool Hsr. Whr ar you telephoning from. dearr "From my ofrie. dovey - t. un. . ... mmi t . tt tha rl 1 f ferenc between the click of a typ wnirr ana lav m:a ui yw vmu. Louisville Courier-Journal. Sanitary Preeautlsns. "tier. Motke. and phwat do ye t'lnk of these new sanitary drtnkln' cups?" "Sure. 1'at. and soon we II hsve to spit on our hands wid an ) drop perP Gargoyle. NO DOUBT THAT RESINOL . . DOES STOP ITCHING n la a fart ihat the moment rralnol ointment touches Itching skins, th Itching stops and healing begins, With the aid Ot resinoi soap, u aimoai ai- arara rlxara aWBV all trace Of OCieni. Summer rashes, pimples, or similar tormenting, unsigntiy eruption quira ly, leaving the skin clear and healthy. a mi i ha heat of It Is vou nood never hesitate to us mlnol sosp and resi noi ointment Ksslnol Is a doctor's prescription which or twenty years hss be nsea oy caretui imj.in.u. i. m.nv bifida nf akin affections. Tbey know that It soothing, healing action Is brougnt aooui oy roeoira Hon so bland and gentle as to be suit ed to the most dullest or Irritated skin. Iteslnol ointment and restnol soap ar old by all drugglsta. Adv. No aksptl. tv vnn hciieva that ther I really something which can Invariably tell hen a man ta lying! " "I know It" Ah nnrhaDs you hav seen one of the Inetrumcntsr Seen oneT I married one. nous- ten fost n. Plaroa'a Pl.aaant Pellets cur constlpstlon. Constitution is th euse nf manv diseases. Cure the cause and you cure the disesse. Easy to take. . After ths Rsseu. uh.f maHfl vou swim so far be yond th breakers," asked the life guard, indignantly. a "I w.Htwl a ihinm to look at th ocean Instead of th bathing uiu.'v. Washlngton star. Our Boarding Heuss. "What' the trouble thl mornlngf "S-shl There's a green -waiter on rlni and a cuv who la behind with hi. rant a-ot the star boarder's break- fsst" Ksnsas City Journal. Fathsr Pathetic. 'urti An vnn traaaura these old love letter of your grandmother's?" I never nau any oi my own, swa ed the other gin. Kansas vity Jour- nal. r think." said Mrs. Thompson. that children ought to stay bom Ith thlr mothers." inil than, aa well as the applause would let ber, she went right on again. Washington star. Illustration. 'That girl ahead ot us remind m of a flower, but I can't recall Just what one" Oh. look! She' Just tripped on a banana peel!" Now J know. She a lady nppr. EAT FISH; CHEAPER THAI MEAT Trn now havethaonportnnltr, for tha mall aura of II M, of ra calvlns ona fraah. aholea. Juicy SALMON, w.lahlns from 7 la 10 pound., dalivarad leour eaaraat anpraaa avant fraa. In mrmrr In atanaa wa f uarantaa tha flih la arriva In prima condition, aa tha tamparatura af a IUb. whan avr roundad with Ira, la tha aama In aithar aaU or warm iraatnar. aa tha axpraai eompaniaa kaap put- tins naw lea an tha Bah aa I aat aa tha old lea malta. Yoa naad not ba afraid of tha Hah apoilins: It will not apoH, aa wa abaolutalr S-carantaa It la arrlra In sood, adlbla eondlllon, Thara bains no waata ta a fish, ona would aarra thraa araraca alaad families nice ly, with aome to tpara. Band aback aa year local bank, axpraai ar money order. Conunenee hlppinc Aa. Ui pleat your order Immadlauly. (9UsU IITU OWON laUKM C 114 Bad a, rawsi wana Hsr Thoughts. He Why so pinlv, dearT What are you thinking about? tihe I was thinking that If all the yams husbands give their wives could be knit up, what a lot of socks slid mittens therv'd be for the brave sol diers. Philadelphia Uncord. Maid or Cook. Th Wife to you know that you have not klaaed ma for over a waakf ' Absent mlnilKd profnasor Khl Then I wondar who In Hi world I have bee klsslngT Boston Trsnscrlpt ' -J ths staa It I aiMaatad la a rnart. tba atuaatilar walls af lAastunach ' (tae tnereaso action of heart and arur- M V. a tWaa frew tmU tM aaaWaaf M A Big Cut "Hello, Smith," said Janes. "Glsd to sm you out of the hospital again. I haar they rut nut your appendis." "Yea." said Hmlth sadly. "Thsy did. Hut that Isn't a rlrcumstsnc to what they did to my bank account" TYPHOID S) a aNtra earaaaary IhaaSmallaoa, Anmf ,,l.aa MMaMl.4 Ui Ummn aM"ilwi aft ear, m4 luml. n i a). 1 AMKraaM Vauaaauaa, . mlal, NOW kr rva auraUlaa, VM aai am rtaulf. II aaa .lul rtua tea. Iwa Ab M akrlaa, , at Has tot Ha aaakal Trtli m V lir -I Trakala Vat.iaa, raMB tMa at, aa aaaaM Iraaaal Canton, imc tvnr uoosarotv. artanrv. cau wanBM aaM aa a. a aat-uaaaM A Mlsrssdlng. Dr. Frits Metaler. of th University of iieldelburg. said ta a heckler In th course of a neutrality locturo la Denver: "My good friend, you misread me. Purposely you m Inroad mi, my good friend. You ar as bsd aa th wife who was disgruntled. "To thla wife who wss disgruntled a young bride said, over their after noon coffee and coffee cakes: " 'I am so sad. Oustav Is away on a business trip. This Is tho first time sine our marriag that I bav b left slnne." " 'Oh. well, don't worry.' sneered th other, 'It won't be th last' " Th Right Kind. . Agent Her' a cyclomctor I caa raxnmmnnil ll la tinalllvalV accurate! not at all Ilk some cyclometers, which register two miles, pnrnaps, wnen you have only ridden one. Vmin lrfv You Haven't any of that kind, bav you? Philadelphia liccoru. Vsry Considsrst. Mistress I shall b vary lonely. Bridget, If you leave me. liriilani Ikin't worev. mum. I'll not go until ye have a houseful ot com pany. Boston Transcript Rssssurlng. Motorist-Are you a religious men? Chauffsur Yes, sir. Motorist Familiar with th DlblT v kissed it 10 time la court- Puck. Tha rlrar alAam firs enclna WSS made In 1829 in IrOndon from th designs ot Kncsson, mo invouior ui th Monitor. fOR SALE AUTOMOBILES Rebuilt Federal Trucks A Baf Used Truck to Buy. A HEntHLT FKDERAIj Is as gond value for tha money a new truck. Hy rebuilt w mean lha tha truck Is entirely takon Bpart, each part anamlned ana If neceaaary raplai-eil by a new part made at the Kadxrnl fuolory, tha enllie trurk rapnlntad and reflnlshed, and everything neraaaary done to make tha truok practi cally aa good aa new In every detail. VVhen you buy a rebuilt Federal you are protected by ths same policy and In trreat that ws give to all Federal owners. We operate a repair department. In which ths workmen are apeclollala on Federnle, our supply of Keilarnl parts la complete, and the stock room orgenlaatlon high clans, which Inaurra tha prompt filling of protected by a company which Is equip ped and has tha dlapoaltlon to give you service -la conaequently A 8AFB USEIJ THIJCK TO BUT. If you are In tha market for a truck from 11000 tn 11400, we urge you to com pare uaed Federals with new trut-kt at similar prices. We think wa can coavtnes you of their superior value. OERUNOErt MOTOR CAR CO., Kin and Washington Bts. . N. V. No. is. 111 nTHKN wrltlae I " ties tkla paper. SI JliuIaW' " " """tfejii.ii.V .