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About The Weston leader. (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 5, 1915)
'Front t-falntlnr Girlhood tonle anil ka a saa anmV to Ins nhvslca svenlar rreduated Dhvsician of unu wre'aUy wrt la Hsrsseay NbM VtaaeaU ki tiawU ' ejfwf ! a ejJ 60 a i i . atlM fuR 4 ealMtlltv I la ImMl' Hot aa Srer iMIItlrt, R v- " f U atMallW I Impt ( will rmw aaiiannia urt-nl artrM IU to ta mi l 11 I I I . 4 r IITSCO SYSTEM of PENMANSHIP TKACHES YOU HOW TO WRITE. IT IS THK BEST. nnntc imAiimxir nxtsTKAno NEW HOTEL HOUSTON Dev Rm. Fran. liaihWf. Tlmoflilr ilni Ml Rm . "4- Owe Writ (or nt 12 1 S ft. WIU L WEEC EREAI-DP-A-COLO TABLETS A guaranteed remedy for CoUa and La Grippa. Pric 25c of your drvurKiat. It's food. Taka nothing !. Adv. HOWARD K BrUTOH - aaar llLt4..ll. Oui". ! Mw. Le. tl tl. U. iw Ooi W I;!! KNAP THIS I Akaohrtrtr p. bi praCts: nit ntm. Ur SwaOr C, Ou FUca. Wa. -" ''.' """" Lucky Editor "la the editor in?" asked the nan with the un bartered hair and the ahtnjr coat a he fished a roll of P ilr from hia pocket. "No." replied the office boy. "he haa Juat gone out" -Thii la the third time I hare called to aee him." growled the caller, "and each time you have told me that he baa Just gone out. Whal'a the explan atlonr "I dont know,, answered Jhe office boy. "but I guesa he must have been born under a lucky star." Lippln cott's Magazine. i ; , Perfection Far Off. "So you went on record for prohibi tion?" "Yes," replied the man with the an cient silk hat "I'm ready to vote for It But I can't help hoping that there will be a deadlock or an investigation or something to cause the usual de lay." Washington Star. Naturally So. "Airships are very expensive, are they not?" "Well, they make the money fly." New York Sun. If Japan keeps on wanting to send an army to Europe what will happen? Answer: They may let her. WHY GRIP IS DANGEROUS. 4i .-.-Was-a.'i.T' Vii -ia. " ' t require good tonle laxative to keep th body, the patient as strong as possible tocounteract the effect of the poisons ofeated by the grip bacil lus. An expectorant tonle with soma bxatlva qualities la tha safest rem edy. Eucb Is Peruna. Mrs. Gentry Gates, 8519 First Ave, Esst Laka. Ala writes: 1 had a bad ease of grip,. I tried Peruna and It cured ner-ean safely say it Is a Una medicine." ' Mr. George E. Law. 13H N. Frank Ill St, Braslt Ind, writes: "I am satisfied that Peruna Is a wonderful remedy for grip, and I do most heart ily endorse and recommend it" East Skin TresiMe V Eerily Overcome The Active Principle of a '"; Famous Remedy Work Wonders. Usay people have marveled the wij av. B. B. overcome skin troubles. The ex tlsasttoa Is th fact thst 8. 8. & works i tke blood sod tha blood is really a moat latrlest sod extraordinary msss of arteries ead veins. Wsen yon come to realize that the skis aad the fleh beneath are composed of s - Between of tiny blood vessels you solve the esystery, .There ar wonderful medicinal properties la B. 8. B. that follow the course of the blood streams just ss naturally as the most aourlahln food elements. It Is really a remarkable remedy. It seatslBS one Inrredient, toe active purpose ef which Is to stimulate the tissue to the healthy selection ef Its own neeatlal nutrt BMat And the medicinal elements of this matchless blood purifier sre just ss essen tial to well-balanced health as the nutrl ' tlaue elements of tbe meats, grains, fats sad sugars of our dally food. Kat one drop of minerals or Srogs !s ssed la- Its orenaratloa. Ask for 8. H. B. and ut tntltt upon baring It And If yon de . (Ire skillful sdrlce and counsel soon sny matter coacernlnf tbe blood snd skin, write to th Medical Department. The fiwlft Specloc Co., 629 Bwlft Bid ., Atlanta. Ga. 'Do not allow some sealoua clerk's elo- soeaes over sonxthlnf "Juat ss irood" ss 8. a B. to fool you with the same old mineral drun. Beware of all substitute iiiaist agoa B. B. 8, r. n. v. No. , Ig ! TyiEJf nUfaf e srartJssts 1 ' tto tlii. Me- rrilZ efcanf nay be rriUea! tnd eans) Ontoli j .suffering in after-life, Th modern yount pll vmotkMial - frequently blu and dlaaatlshed iui in, sucn riris soouiu d oeipexj vr this distressing sis in lif by 8 woman's nervine Ui at. tu proven uciui lot or woman. A wiadldna prepared bl experience in treating woman adieaaees 11 tablet fana at tb far a trial b, Buffalo, vt. HK " esr Companion Available. "They say lbs theatrical bualneaa la bad" aald a man rrom tn weal in a New Yotk cat a. "If that's so I'd like to sea It when It 'a good just out of rurlouaity. I went to a place where the aell theater tickets today and asked for ona aeat for a certain bit Tha young woman behind the counter Informed m amlllnciy that in neat ahe could do waa two In the balcony at 14 each. "But' I protested. '1 need only one. ! haven't anybody to take with me.' She gar m another amlle. Mr alster Isnt dolna anything to night' ah aald. 'Unless It la staying at home.' I said. Now. what do you know about that?" TOl OW DM'OGUT Will Trti TOO try Uurto Srt i;nml; loc K4, Tk. TJ Ityrm ud UiutltM KIU; No ! lu.Kr CUB fort. Writ for Book ( ty A Long Strstch. A very stout lady with considerate nature, had cultivated the habit of buying two seats when she proposed to visit a theater. In this manner she always hoped to remain In comfort without annoying anyone by overlap ping. On one occasion she handed an at tendant two tickets as usual. The attendant scrutinised inem, i then looked at her. "Who is roing to occupy the otner seat madam?" "I am itoing to occupy them both, air!" retorted the lady. Indignantly. "Very good, ma'am, but the seats are on each side of the aisle!" Philadel phia Record. Degeneration of t House. No Jokes sre better appreciated than those that are made unwittingly hv sober-minded men. Not long ago a solemn member of conereas from Iowa waa holding forth in that body in a pessimistic strain about what he felt to be a great fall ing off In the chacter and standing of that august body. "Since I came into this house four vesrs sco." he announced with the ut most gravity, "the confidence of the public in It has much diminished." Philadelphia ruonc L-eager. IF YOUR CHILD IS CROSS. FEVERISH, CONSTIPATED Look Mother! If tongue la coated, cleans little bowels with -California Syrup of Flga." Mothers can rest easy after giving "California Syrup of Figs." because in a few hours all the clogged-up waste, sour bile and fermenting food gently moves out of the bowels, and you hare a well, nlavful child again. Sick children needn't be coaxed to take this harmless "fruit laxative. Millions of mothers keep it handy be cause they know its action on the stomach, liver and bowels is prompt and sure. Ask your druggist for a 50-cent bob tie of "California Syrup of Figs." which contains directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups. Shoe' Store. "I supopse you meet many kinds of people." "No, they're all alike." said the shoe clerk. "Every woman who comes in here thinks she's a Cinderella." Pittsburgh Post There are rumors of a flanking movement in this fierce ham war now in progress. Is he a public benefactor the man who makes two small loaves ot bread grow where one large one grew be fore? The street car company officials seem to be suffering from acute jib neyltis. They are adding to the furniture at Washington. President Wilson sup plements his cabinet by a round table. Vegetation may be hnrt bv w operations, but. the wireless plants continue to flourish. The river Seine Is on a rampage. In other words the Seine appears most insane. A man, quite a bit of a jingo. Was aent down to Santo Domingo; When the senate got pry In', It landed on Bryan, And dug up the hot stuff. By jlngol A woman's jaw was dislocated by a all. A lot of henpecked husbands would like to know where that icy spot is. Watch your gold coin is a warning being aent out What's the use when it's all going out and nothing coming in? An implement firm is conducting a caterpillar school. However, the Aus tralian crawl is not part ot the course. Down in Texas they are placing 8 bounty on stork visitations. Allee same coyotes and other night-howlers. What will become of the grand sport of skeelng when all the whl skees are banned from the state? SAVE YOUR HORSES From Distemper, Mountain Fever, and all other forms of Contagion by usingSpohn's Distemper Compound. Put on the tongue or in the feed. Safe at all timea for all ages and sexes, under all conditions. Bams for Dog Distemper and Chicken Cholera. Acta on the blood, expela the germs. Re moves worms from stomach and intes tines. A fine tonic snd appetizer. Ab solutely safe, even for human beings Over 1.000,000 bottles sold last year. Greatest cur and preventive ever knows for Contagious disease. Nearly every one know Spehn'. Over IS years on th market Hav you uaed this great rem edy? Why not? It is not an experiment. Try It; be convinced; let "Spohn'a" help vou save and make money. All wholesale druggist handle It Your home druggist can supply you, or writs to manufactur er, wun price encioaeo A hittl. K0. and el. oe; .uv sna tiu.w tna own. Loral aa-enta wanted. Eeoha aledicai Co, iTetasnw ana Goahea. led-, U. 8. A. Nswtangia. A steam launch belonging to a Brit ish battleshtD recently aprang a leak while croaslng from Portsmouth and rapidly tank. Nearby an old aalt was leisurely rowing a boat but b mad uo attempt to com to th rearu. Tit i.miok'B iw mansiiad to swim to tho boat and as they scrambled In on of them said to th boatman: "Why on earth didn't you alv ua a nandf Uid- nt you ara wa acre slnklns?" "Ixr' bless yer " said th boatman stolidly, "l thought yer craft was ona o' those blessed aunmariueai i nu- adelphla ISiblla Ledger. A Puule. Th lady of th houa was explain- Ins thinsa to th new maid. "An1 what's thin, missus?" asked th tlrt. Indlcatlnr a metal bottle. "That la a DOttl wmcn win aeep thlnga either hot or cold, whichever you desire." replied th mlstresa, "Well. fob. th land sake!" ejaculat- ed the slrl. "How Is It twin to know whether you want thlnr hot or cold?" Philadelphia Chronlcl-Tlegraph, Conservation. Mo Rose They aay women lose mor than 0,OO4,0OO balrplua tvery year. joa rose tea. And it sucn a wast of our natural resource that they ar talking conservation by mak ing wireless hairpin. Browning's klagaxln. RESINOL WILL SURELY STOP THAT ITCHING What blessed relief! Th moment resinol ointment touches Itching sain, th itching stops and healing begins. That la why doctors bar prescribed it successfully for nineteen years in even the severest stubbornest cases of ecsema. ringworm, rashes and many other tormentlnjE. unsightly akin dis eases. With the help of warm baths with reslnolaoap. resinol ointment re store the skin or scalp to perfect health and comfort Quickly, easily and at Utile coat At all druggists. Adv. Virtu Not Rewarded. Willi came hom from school cry- g bitterly. "Mother," he aobbed. "I'm it going to try and b good any - ' Init not IV MMIH.. svhaUva 11 fhaft trtskt. terr inaulred his mother. UT ! ttll7( ws ua v s aay www Boo! hoo!" aobbed W illie, - I was In school today and I I saw Teddy I Smith put a bent pin In the t teacher's chair, and because I did not want teacher to alt on the p-ln I I pulled hla chair away, and he aat on the floor. He gave me a thrashing for pulling hia chair away when he got up. and when I got outside the school Teddy Smith hit me for pulling the pin a- away and not mlndin' my own b-bus-hnjfi lncss." London Tit Bits. END STOMACH TROUBLE. GASES OR DYSPEPSIA "Papa's Diapepain" makes Sick, Sour, Gassy Stomachs surely feel fin In five minutes. -.- I- I your stomach or lies like a lump of I II WDBl VUU JUBl BlU w wuhuk vm lead, refusing to digest, or you belch f"'. l??MP0,,aS! food, or have a feeling or dixxiness, heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste in mouth and stomach headache, you can get blessed relief in five minutes. Put an end to stomach tioubl forever by getting a large fifty-cent case of Pane's Diapepain from any drug store. Yon realise in five minutes how need less it is to suffer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any stomach disorder. It's the quickest surest stomach doc tor in the world. It's wonderful. A Puzzle. "The soldiers who use noiseless rifles, pa" "Well, my son?" "How can they make reports?" Baltimore American. Unpleasant Constraint. Teachers-Johnny, can you decline to eat? Johnny Yes'm. I can, but I don't like to. Comic Cuts. Her Charms. "I suppose you meet many kinds of "No. they're all alike." said the shoe clerk. "Every woman wno cornea m here thinks she's n Cinderella." Pittsburgh Post Happy, goes a happily "There married couple." "Ye" Neither of 'em care, for the odern dances." Detroit Free Press. "That so?" modern Neuralgia There is no need to suffer tbe annoying, excruciating pain of neuralgia; Sloan's Liniment laid on gently will soothe the aching head like magic. Don't delay. Try it at once. hat What Otlaera Say T have been a sufferer with NmraTgta for anreral year and have tried diflmot liniaMoU, but Sloan' Liniment im tb bt Liniment for Neuralaia oa ana. I hav tried it aueeewtullr; H haa Bevee failed." r. U. WUUamu, Aucaata, Ar. tin. 8 C. Clawed InAtpiUtmcl ., writa: "A friend of our told u boat your liniment. We bav been ualng It for 13 rear aad taint there ia nothing like it- w im it on everything, km, cut, bam, bruw&t, ore throat, heaoaeiM and oa everythuis eiae. We nn't get along without It. W think is is th beat SLOAM'S a is the best remedy for rheumatism, N backache, sore throat and sprains, u . At all aeaWs, 25c. 1 Scad roar cent In stamps for a TRIAL BOTTLE Dr. Earl S. Sloan Inc. Dept. B. Philadelphia, Pa. NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS. Portland "All wool mn agrs that I tha cominf season will b th moat Interesting, ami perhaps exciting, that th Western markets hav mm In natty yr, Beyond una uiy win mak no prediction. Prleaa, of eouraa, will b food, but whether thy wlU b high, or how high, no ona ear to A dalr nda a brav speculatlv disposition to undertak forward bust in th fac of th conditions thia year. Nvrthles It is said I trading haa been don to a consider - I a.tnt In Utah and It Is also rw w "nl 10 uw" " T ported that som contracu nav oewn Mound Arlington. Th terms war not mentioned, nor could th ra- porte b erln.A Sheep grower, ar confld.nl that prlcea will tl to l high rang and - - .1 ..ill. . H sn-i -..k-. with tM.k. In , - TL .7 America as.low as they ar and spot price her and abroad eontlmially ad- vancing, there la no doubt th 1915 market will opn very strong, but buy- rs ar not willing to concMinai r.munoitlni tK nriaa tha ar ..ntin. i-. , ' . l-.... .k.lvhl.-h la an absolut cur. I 0W a wn,N'"rv "" .-V""!-.: i ' Vij I cleaned up quickly. Oregon wer held at 351 cent, case count, ana as cnu candled. . Wheat business cam to a stop In l . .... u .-J ... . oc" """V WT the Orst tun this yar tnr wer noi saia on io eren Most of th dealers vidently bad nothlnff to offer, and those with a sup - ply on hand wanted too much for it Bids for most unliveries wer ad- vancad from half a cent to 11 cants. wniu Mkinr price war generally 1 to - u .bovahlda. and in th case Iltim th. sr wsal of prompt bluestem the spread was a I WMfc . , . M . . . Arrtvsis 01 pouiiry ana men- www moaerai ana price wxw stvauy bin unchanged. Butter and cbeesw moved at last quotations. Wheat Bid: Bluestem. i.o;iorty-i fold. $1.44; club, 11.42 ; red Russian, f 1.S6; red Fife, $1.38. Oat No. 1 whit feed, $36.50. Barley No. 1 feed. $32.60: brew- $42.60; bran, $30.25; short. 131. Millfeed Spot prices: Bran. $303 131; aborts, $32$32.60; rolled barley, $34.6Mi35.60. Corn Whit, $38 ton; cracked, J7. Hay Eastern Oregon timothy. $14 m6; valley timothy, $12.60; grain! hay '$1X(12: alfalfa. $I2IS. Vegetable Cucumbers, notnoas. ! $2(32-25 dosen; peppers, $4 crate; ar- " . . I X'M y v& rtnMft ? MMMH. BO CTBIS): Btr I ,;,k.iu ars;an Um- hhairaL lti , rf , tM mU canlifloww. $2.25; sprouts. 8e per -Z... n.. poono; pumpaina. itci uaau. .jv, carrot. $'..26 sack; beets, $1.25; parsnip. il.Zo. Green Fruits Apples, 75i?1.60 box; easaba, $1.65 crate; psar, $1 1.60; cranberries, $9gII barrel. Potatoes. 21e pound. Onions Oregon, baying price, $LI5 f . o. b. shipping point. Eggs Fresh Oregon ranch, cas count, 32e; candled, 83c Poultry Hens, I2e pound; mixed. llfiillte: broilers. 18820c; turkeys. dressed, 21e; live, 18c; ducks, 14 16c; geese, 1214c Butter Creamery, prints, xtras, 32e pound in cas lots; )e mor In less than ease lots; cubes, 26tf27c Pork Block. Sitgft: pound. Veal Fancy. 12i(ftl3c pound. Hod 1914 crop. 10612ic; 1918 crop, nominal. Hides Salted. 14c; salted bolls, 10c; salted kip. 15c; salted calf, 19c; green bides, 13c; green nuns, .ye; green kip; 15c; green calf, 19c; dry niaes, oc; ury au, o. Wool Valley, 17t$18e; Eastern mohair. Oregon. 15(20c, nominal; 1914 clip. 274c Cascara bark Old and new, 4(Se pound. Cattle Prime steers! $7.508.00; ee, $7 -257.60; medium. $6,75 7.26; choice cows, $6?J6.80; medium, s&r$e; neiiers. iwtf ; duiis, o.owa.o; stags, $4.60016. , Hogs Light, $6.256.80; heavy. $6.256. Sheep Wethers, $5.75(36.65; ewes, $56.75; lambs, $6.257.80. Tacoma Apples Green cooking, 50c box; Bpitsenbergs, Wlnesaps, Rome Beauties, Arkansas Blacks, SUymen Winesaps and Black Twigs, 756i85e box; Delicious. $1.651.75. Cider 30c gallon; Oregon, $3 keg, 1 25c gallon. Comb honey Yakima, S3.Z5 crate; strained honey, $5.60; Idaho, $3.60; Nevada, $3.60. Pears Yakima, $1.60 box. Cranberries, $8.2511. Vegetables Cabbage, home-grown, lie pound; carrots, local, 76c$l; beets, home-grown, 75c(g$l; turnips, $1.35; potatoes, Yakima, $2228 ton; White River, $1718; Burbanks, $22; onions, green, 20c dozen; Oregon brown onions, $1.76 2; Yakima, $1.60; garlic, 16c pound; radishes, loesl, 20c dozen bunches; parsley, 40c dozen bunches; lettuce, head, 60c dozen bunches, $2 crate; spinach, local, I 5c pound; cucumbers, $1.60 2 dozen; celery, 6075c dozen, $3 crate; green peppers, 25c ponnd; eggplant. 10c; Hubbard squash, 21c; rutabsgss, $1.76 sack; cauliflower, $2.60 crate; arti chokes, 90c dozen; Brussels sprouts, 8c pound; rhubarb, 6c pound. Fresh Meats Steers, 12c; cows, 12c; heifers, 12(12ie; wethers, 12Je; dressed hogs," 12c; trimmed sides, 161e; combinations, 161c; lambs, 13 14c; Diamond T. C, 14c; yearlings, 13c. ewes, lie. Poultry Ducks, live, 1012c; bens. dressed, 16 18e; live, 10 0) 14c; springs, dressed, 22c; live, 1416c; squabs, live, $2.60 dozen; dressed, $6; turkeys, live, 18e; dressed, 2830c; geese, 20c Butter Washington creamery, 80 81e: Oregon, 26 27c Eggs Fresh ranch, 30e; local cold storage, 2326 Eastern 2326c Seattle Wheat Bloestem, $1.46; Turkey red, $1.41; fortyf old, $1.44; club, $1.43; Fife. $1.89; red Russian, $1.86; barley, $32.75.ton. IF ) SMiio trroT rir- 1 s . 'M TZZi;m.-''"'-- , ' I . IMPORTANT THAT PUBLIC SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY, Th testimonial I am to glv you come unsolicited I hav been surir 1 ,,, from Umbao for ten years and at times was unable to aland recL A Mr. Itean of this city, saw m In my . . ih-nt over! and Inquired I the raus. I told him that I had th lumbago. 11 replied. "If you get what I tell you , t... ' "J. Two boUi;. of Tr. Kilmer a 8wamp Root and tak It, and hi It il.va not fix you O. K. I Will pay for th meillcln myself." 1 did ao and am a well man. or nv luomns 1?"" ' ,i,i h- n h)r- , m)k your gwamp.toot wa In pon.unt pain day and nlKht This nmT look IKt advertising, but It seems to ma moat tmporiani mat ui p should b made familiar wun tnis I treatment as ll is in omy one "ww srest deal to Dr. Kilmer's Swamp- Koot and am anxloua that others sit- WM ,hould know and tak i .,iY.n,., at it. Honlii that thia testimonial may be of benefit to sow I one. I am. ,v.r. I J. A. Illiwrl 1TS4 Humboldt 8t. Denver, Col, , of Caania cl. .na bounty of Denver ss 1 .rmnllv anneared be for me, a Notary Public In and for th rity and county cf th State of Colorado, J. A. Howland. known to m as tna person whose nam 1 subscribed to th abov statement and upon hla oath declarea that It Is a true and correct atatument D.v.NIKL, It. PHAPKH, Notary Public F Letter to '. Kilmor A- Co Buiahamton, N. T s.amoJtoot WM D fr Yaw I Pn cenU , !,, Kilmer A Co n(n,h.m,nn N Y. fo- - umnl sit ..x. it wm convince anyone. You will also rwcelve a booklet of valuable information, telling about th aianeya and bladder. When writing, c sur and mention thia paper. Regular fifty-cent and onv-dollar sit hollies for sal at all drug stores. Our Own Popular Ballads. A worklna- air I lived In a fiat tnai looked out on the court: She loved ber finnan baddi. though aha wasn't any sport rv- ik.i mm Imih K'mI 3 v'a flat JUIUV. ... ... a 'lru.W i.h hltflil - .u u..nn Bnrf ihav brought about a fight "Cut out th. honey odor." yelled 8 ni.i man nam door. mean old man next door, And as th janitor approached they made an awful roar. Who's cooking fish for supperr cried a woman with a Bremen. "Thia ain't no Friday feaat day. Do vou set me? I m no sloucn. But Nelly faced them calmly, as she sauntered tnrougn in nan. And aa aroma wafted round, sb warbled to them u: Chortia r "I may not ult your sniffers, but I know wbat s gooa to est. Mr fish may be Quit smelly, out thank uoai rm pure ana You ruvs can eat your sauerkraut and caunage, w you wisn, But, heaven will protect the girl who works to buy her fish' Sorrows of Song. "The old songs used to talk about unrequited affection," said the uam- tiaaitoA man. Vh. Somebody was supposed to be heartbroken about something an tha lima ' "There's no danger of heart irouoie with these uD-to-dste songs. Tbe only risk von run Is that they will mak yon catch your breath till you get asthma." Washington Star. Bonds Ar Light "And are the divorce laws so very liberal In your Boctlons?" "Liberal? Bayl they ere so unerai that nobodr ever beard of 8 woman crying at a wedding out there." De troit Journal, Not In His Clsss. Angry employer Do yoo mean to contradict me? You haven't as much sense as a donkey. Clerk No air, I don't preterm to set my opinion against yours. Boston Transcript A Mental Feat "Girls and photographers hav one paradoxical quality in common. "What Is tbatr Both can giv a positive negative. - Baltimore American. A Bad On. At tbe menagerie "Is tills animal amphlbloua?" "Amphibious as 8 lion, ma am. ne wud bite ye In 8 minute." Life. The Reason. "it seams to me they are getting on very badly with that Chinese lantern decoration." . . "Well, naturally, my dear, that is a sort of thing which is always hanging fire." Baltimore American. The Proof of It. Blinks Jones Is a financial genius. Jinks What makes you think that? Blinks He can make money with or without going Into bankruptcy. Philadelphia Ledger. 10 CENT "CA6CARET8" FOR LIVER AND BOWELS Cure Sick Headache, Constipation, Biliousness. Sour Stomsch, Bsd Breath Candy Cathartic No odds how bad your liver, stom ach or bowels; bow much your head aches, how miserable yon are from constipation, indigestion, biliousness and sluggish Dowels you aiwaye get relief with Cases rets. They Imme dlatoly cleanse and regulate the stom ach, remove the sour, fermenting food and foul gases; taks th excess blie from the liver and carry off the con stipated waste matter and poison from the Intestines and bowels. A 10-cent box from your druggist will keep your liver and bowels clean; stomach sweet and bead clear for months. Tbey work while you sleep. , IpjJhMlMMIW mum ip y - .-r --rz - ... 4J WW Scraps, Turkey last year produced M.OOQ bag of canary swil. Ihr-r ar opurttutltle now for American good In th Caucasus re gltn. . Th Italian government uses Am loan mai'hinery to manuractur suu for Its soldiers. . , Cotton seed hulls ar now being used extensively Irslead of Ray and straw for th packing ot glasswar. Japanese are producing mor man SO.ooo.ooo ton of coal a year from mines In Japan and Mouth Manchuria. v-.lih I'arlalana hav bought an entlr block of house In that city and will tear them down to nuni lur nv man and tloihlo treasures. Th number of Hrlilsh poatofflc employe now serving In th naval or military force of tlreat Hrltaln amounts to mor than S0.00O. A local thunderslorm and blasting operations on a new slrvt rsllwsy In Knsland wer rrsponslbl for two ru mor of naval balllve. Balublt 8 new explosive, I 60 tlmse mor powerful than dynamite, and la much safer, for It will xplod only by weans of a psrcusslon cap. A cargo of salmon recently shipped out of Vanoour consisted of t.ooo. 000 cans, valued at fMiO.OUO whole sal. Laid end to nd. th rana would reach 8 dlsianc ot 463 mile. Constipation cause many serious diseases. It is thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierre's Pleasant Pellets. One 8 laxative, three fur cathartic. His raverlt. A country clergyman on hla round of visits Interviewed a youngster aa to his acqualniane with liibi stories. "My lad" he said, "you have, of course, beard of th parables?'' "Ye, sir." shyly answered tn ooy. wbos mother bsd Instructed blin In sacrd history. "Ye, sir." "Hood!" said th clergyman. .ow. which ot them do you Ilk th beat of alir Th boy iulrmd. but at last need ing his mother's frowns, be replied: I guess I Ilk that one where some body 'loafs and fishes. Advanc. Remark by One's Neighbor. After nearly vry marrlag lh neighbor women offer gratuitous In sult to th groom by saying: "And her mother had such blxh ambitions for ber daughter!" Exchange. Investigating Star, Th classification of the stellar spectra a being carried on by Har vard unUerslty. is 8 vsst on, entail ing Investigation and recording of tuO.OOo stars. The government will provide 4000 oats for firefighters, lh govern ment gels everybody's so easily It ought to rats lh number all right til Predicament Absent Minded Man Darn ll! Tour limes 1 carried my wife's letter and forgot to mall It Now that I renum ber It I've forgotten the letter. Phil adelphia Ledger. On Th Market Btern Parent 8o you want my daughter, hub! Cot any money? Suitor Ye, sir. How high do you quote her? Boston Transcript Th average man shudders when h sees those lurid Yuletlda cravats In th shop windows. Reliable evidence Is abundant that women are constantly being restored to health by . mm ft ft a 8). f -. aa t Lyuia u rinMiam ttntisiiw wmivMim The many testimonial letters that we are continually pub lishingin the newspapers hundreds of them arc all genu ine, true and unsolicited expressions of heartfelt gratitude for the freedom from suffering that has come to these . women solely through the use of Lydla E. Plnkham Vegetable Compound. Money could not buy nor any kind of influence obtain U nummanrllfinni! VfMl tTinV floDPfld 11DOI1 It that SUIV ' testimonial we publish is honest and true if you have any doubt of this write to the women whose true names and ' addresses are always given, and learn for yourself. Read this one from Mrs. Waters. Mill 11 II.LIIIllJlll.llUI.,.VIItf I T " Cammm. N.J. "1 was sick for r kidneys wens affected. I had j auiiujo ... I ji.l m to bed, but npent mr time on a couch or In a Bleepiiiff-chalr.and soon -became almtwt a skeleton. Flnallr my doctor went away for hU health, and my hiwband heard of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable , Compound and got me some. In two months I got relicl and now I am like a new woman and am at my usual weight. I recommend your medicine to every one and so docs ray husband."--Mrs, IUu Watxbs, 630 Mechanic Street, Camden, N.J. From Hanover, Penn. ITakovkr, Pa." I was a very weak woman and suffered from bearing down pains and backacho. I had been married over four . years and had no children. Lydia E. Ilnkham's Vegetable Compound proved an excellent remedy for it mado me a well woman. After taking a few bottles my pains di.snppenped, nnd we now have one of the fluent boy babies you ever saw." Mrs. (X A. IIiokiiodb, II.FD, No. 6, llanover, 1'a. Now answer this question if you can. . Why should a woman continue to suffer without first giving Lydia E. Pinlcham's Vegetable Compound a trial ? You know that it has saved many others why should it fail in your case? For SO years Lydla E. PInkham's VfipetaW Com ponnd hits been the standard remedy for fe male Ills. Mo one sick with woman's aliments does justice to herself if she does not try this fa mous medicine made from roots and herbs. It bag restored so many suffering women to health r--"5 Write to I.TDIA E.riTKIUM KEMCIXE CO. Ly (CO S 11 DEN'TIAL) If SS, M ASH., for advice. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman and held in strict confidence. yvajt rv wm -7- , s Banners af DlMUlSS. "Did your children rewgnli it whea you played VanU Clau last yearf "I hop not If they did It was vry rud of them to henp on referring to m aa th funny Hill fat man with lh suueahy vole."-Washington Star. q n No Compromise You must conquer tUonisch Ills at one if you would retain lh con trolling power In health matter. Such aliment as Poor Appalll, In digestion. Biliousness, Constipation, Cokls and Crlpp uon undermine your health. Help Nslur conquer them with th valuable aid of HOSTETTER'S Stomach Bitters 1 n n TRY II LI U U D D c Eight Prssldents Berv Mask In Less -Than Five Years, Tb flight of Provisional President Uutlerres from Mexico City opens tb way tor th eighth president Mexico haa had sine lll. Th list follows: Porflrlo Max, abandoned prealdsncy May. lilt. Kranclsco d la liarra. provisional president. May to December, 1911. Francisco Mn.lnro. presliifnt L ccm ber. 111 to February, 111. Ylcturtano lluerta, provisional pres ident February, 1U. lo July, 1 914. K. Carbajat, provisional prealdeot, July-August 1X4. Vnustiano Carransa, provisional president. August 1!4, and still claim till. Kulnllo Uullerm, November, lilt January, 191&, Itoqu Oonsale Carta. Next For Points Only. "Shall 1 put a Hill mor brandy la lit. n,.HhtM MMfamt lha hnat "No." replied th hostess. "lie con tent lo l-ave ll a a punch. Dont mak It 8 knock-out" Washington Star. His Fsuit, Mr. Blowboy (calling on girt) Yon seem r rather distant this evening. Tb girl-Well, your chair Isn't nail ed down. Is It? Boston Transcript . Not Oeod Looking, Diner (critically) This isn't a very good-looking piece of meal. Waller Welt, you ordered a plain steak. Boston Transcript Horrors! The tea shops In Pntro grad have shut down becaus ot the scarcity of water. 4a - ' " I I 1 J two years with nervous spells, Mid . a doctor all tho turfo and used a . 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