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Pathra Good Point
Li Ml Elisabeth bad bean offended
ta soma way. She want oft Into a
co row and toned bar back on the
family.
Tm mad!" ehe exclaimed anlktly.
"I wlah I dldnt bare any father or
mother."
There wrong, dear." aald her mo
ther. "We are the beet frlenda you
have."
"Well," eaid Elizabeth, doubtfully.
"1 don't mind having father; be does
not hang around bare much, but I'm
getting awful tired of the rest of you."
New York Time.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first
pot up 40 years ago. They regulaU
and invigorate stomach, liver and bow
els. Sugar-coated tiny granules.
Open Game.
"Let me make the songs of a nation
and I care not who makes its laws."
-Well, bare a try. Many people
seem te think there's room for im
provement In both Just now." Louie
vllle Courier Journal
Slighted.
TOM Own DUDOGIST Will TELl YOC
Trj Harm je BaaaettT far Baa, Weak, Watery
Braa aae Oraaalaead toreUea; Ifa Satanta
. " , . a. Bk Mt ... Cm
LfiuillMa Martaaaa Oa..catro.
) . , Swatl .
A popular society woman announced
a "white elephant party." Every guest
was to bring something that she could
not find any use for and yet too good
to throw away. The party would have
been a great success but for the unlooked-for
development which broke
it np. Eleven of the 19 women brought
their husbands. New Tork Globe.
RESIN01 HEALS RAW,
ITCHING, SCALY SKINS
-', No matter bow long yon have been
tortured and disfigured "by itching,
burning, raw or scaly akin humors,
just put little of that soothing, an
U septic Reeinol Ointment on the sores
and the suffering stops right there!
Healing begins that very minute, and
in almost every ease your skin gets
well so quickly yon feel ashamed ol
the money yon threw away on tedious,
useless treatments.
Resinol Ointment and Reeinol Soap
clear away pimples, blackheads, and
dandruff. Prescribed by doctors for
19 years and sold by all druggists.
, r. Those Dear Girls.
Patty Jack and I have been engag
ed for two years, and I think it's time
we were getting married.
PeggyOh, I don't know. dear. II
you really love him youll let him be
happy for a little while longer. Bo
ton Transcript . .
- HP MODERN DANONO.
- E. Hatcher Hellaraora. th. teadtar Dan E
Mrt and Instructor In Nfw York City, wntaa: ?
lmal ALLEN'S FOOT-EASK theantatsptfc
avwda ta ba aaakao fata tfca ahoaa, for ta raara
iM raeomiaand it ta all mjr popUa" It w
SraVants aara faat Said braU pn aaatDepar
S.t8taiaa.ta. 8amalafKK. AAiraal. AUai
S. OUaatad. La Hat. N. Y.
General Impression.
"Quite a lot of doctors writing foi
the magazines these days."
"Yes, and It is a surprise to me,
too."
"1 alun t snow a uocior cuuiu wn
anything that anybody could read ex
cept a druggist" Louisville Courier
Journal.
NOT NAMED HERE
made its author famous and earned f
great fortune. William A. Pinker
ton, chief of the Pinkerton National
Detective Agency, says it is the great
est detective story ha ever read. Soot
miS Wlil w
GREAT DIVIDE, 205 Post Building.
Denver, Colorado. Send stamp foi
sample copy. Write today also saj
where you read this.
A Rebuke.
"Mary followed Edward," mumble
the high-school girl, who was trying
to fix. the sovereigns of England in hei
mind. . .
-What'a thatr spoke up grandma,
who had been dozing.
"Mary followed Edward."
"Then you keep away from Mary. 1
don't want you to go with them kind
Girls is getting too bold." Louisvllli
Courier Journal.
GIVE "gYRUP OF FIGS"
TO CONSTIPATED CHILD
Delleleue "Fruit Laxative" cant harm
tender little etomacn, liver
and bowels.
TjAek at the tongue, mother! II
coated, your little one's stomsch, livei
and bowels need cleansing at once.
When peevish, cross, listless, doesn't
sleep, eat or act naturally, or is fever
Uh. stomach sour, breath bad; ha
sore throat, uiarmoea, iuii m cum
gi a teaspoonful of "California
Syrup or jngs, ana in m iww nuiua mi
AnaHnatjid waste, nndlfest
ed food and sour bile gently moves
out of its little bowels without grip
in. .nil vnu have a welt, nlavful child
again. Ask your druggist for a to
cent bottle of "California Syrup ol
pigs " irhlch contains full direction!
for babies, children of all ages and
r grown-ups.
ITALIAN FORCES
TAKEAVLONA
a.
t,
Precaations Taken to Forestall
Reign of Anarchy.
Turkfik RmUr Ut Held it Pop-tdac-ScrtU9
o JYovbfoft
Accintuatf CrisU.
Rome Italy Saturday occupied Av
Inns, the Albanian seaport It Is semi-
offictally announced that this action
Imnliee no tiurpoee on the part of Italy
to occupy interior points, but is merely
intended to prevent anarchy on the op
posite coast of the Adriatic, which is
but few hours from Italian territory.
Several districts of Albania are in
state of rebellion against any author
itv. Eased Pasha, the Turkish ruler.
apparently having lost bis bold on the
people.
Th aaimlffleial announcement says
that the only object of occupation is to
cut short constant annoyances from
open or concealed enemies, besides
holding up Italian interests, namely,
not to allow Avlona to iaii into ut
hands of any naval power,
it i. mwWatMMl that the Italian rov-
mment intends to safeguard these
political, commercial and ethnograph
ical interests without arrogance, but
without weakness and also without
being distracted from the graver
issues arising from the European con
flict.
For some time the situation in Al
bania has again been grave. Several
districts have rebelled altogether
against any authority and have become
prey to the worst form of anarchy.
Conditions bavo been rendered more
grave by famine. The scarcity of
food has been Drougnt snout urougo
the absolute isolation of Albania owing
to the state of war existing on mo
a : - .k:i. AlKanltt ia hnnnrlad bv
OIUIB.1V, -
two belligerent countries, Servia and
utm which, together with Aus
tria, have absorbed all available pro
visions which Albania naa storea.
tk. twina nf ful has increased 210
per cent, and in addition the quality of
cereals is bad, causing serious epioem
ica. r...ll in tha interior discontent
reached such proportions that Eaaad
Pasha lost ail power, xie saw aim w
kamti sradually vanish, his troops
become reduced to a few thousand.
Even the people of bis birthplace, Ti
rana, always his stronghold, rebelled,
killing bis friends and sacking and
burning his residence. Eased, feeling
unsafe at Durasso, went to Krola
I Akhiaaar) hooinfi- there to rally suffi
cient troops to defeat bia enemies.
Dozen Prisoner Walk
free at Walla Walla
w.iia Walla. Waiih A real Christ
mas tree with remembrances xor every
mx-h maifa Christmas a notable oc
casion at the penitentiary. The gaily
decorated tree was in ue cnapei,
Am tha axerrnsea were held, and
each prisoner was given a bag of pea
nuts ana popcorn ana bd orange an
.AAiUnr. h haH his fill at a chicken
dinner and listened to a program of
.... s .it :.L k. J
songs, recitations ana nun whs ww
Convicts also received presents of
reading matter, iooo, etc., wa
fVianrla and relatives all over the state.
it being probably the most elaborate
Christinas ever passea k we prison.
Pimm arrived lor 14 DTIBOneTa aw
12 of them were released. The others
were in the hospital or waiting to hear
(mm relatives who azreed to send
them money. While there were a to
tal of 85 paroles, pardons and releases,
mr nf tka men were at road camps.
The list included some final releases
for men on parole.
One Ostrich Meal far 1500.
Ta Ancelea One baby ostrich, five
months old and weighing more than
100 pounds dressed, waa the piece de
resistance at the Y. M. C A. cafeteria
for Christmas dinner, and 1500 persons
were served.
F.ph of the babe's drumsticks
weighed 16 pounds. In cooking the
Hint 19K nnnniia nf dresainff WSS made.
This was made of 60 pounds of chest
nuts, 50 pounds ol butter, zo pounoa
of onions, 60 pounds of bread, 25 beads
nf Miirv and one Dound of mixed
spices. A special oven six feet square
waa arranged to roast tne gigantic
bird.
Ice Freeze About Man.
Davenport, ,. Waah-Joeeplj Guerin,
long a justice of the peace in this
county, is in a precarious condition
avMental confinement in a water
tank on his place in which he nearly
froze to death, uuenn, in atiempiing
to break the ice that covered the tank,
which was on a scaffold, broke through
and plunged into five feet of Icy water.
With the water to his mouth he stood
rn. ntta.is n hnnr. the temnerature
hovering below zero, before his calls
for help were heard. a larmnana
finally rescued him with a ladder.
Foe Fliee Over England.
London The War office issued the
fniinarinof. "A hnatils aeroolane was
sighted Satuadry at 12 :65. It was fly
ing high from east to west over Sbeer
ness near the mouth of the Thames.
British aircraft went up in pursuit ana
engaged the enemy, who, after being
hit three or four times, was driven off
seaward."
Dover It is reported here that a
German aeroplane, flying at a great
height, passed over the Vedway river
and Heme bay.
Czar Holds 357.408 Foes.
London According to a Petrogred
dispatch to Renter's Telegram com
pany, the number of German prisoners
..wt ! mo officers and 121.700
ukishv; - - -
men; the number of Austrians regis
tered is S168 officers and zzi,w men.
The Slav prisoners have asked for Rus
sian naturalization ao that they may
be sent against the Turks.
NORTHWEST MARKET
REPORTS.
Portland-Hop trading quieted down
at all points on the Coast Monday
There te little or no demand In this
state and dealers do not expect busi
ness to revtre before the first of the
month.
The New York market la inactive.
according to the Watervllle Hop Re
porter, which says:
"We learn of no aales here or in me
adjoining towns and little change In
ih. .MM,) altuaclna la looked for Un
til after the holidays. Offers at lower
rates have been made, but growers
v . ik.m dnwrn. The ODlnlOU
Is quite general that the bulk of the
growers, having waited u - w
dispose of their crops, will see the
thing through."
The stockyards had a big run oi
cattle, sheep and hogs Monday, II car
loads being unloaded. There waa a
brtak demand throughout the day.
Cattle and sheep were firm and hogs
were steady.
Three loada of prime ateera were
sold at $7.10, a quarter better than the
mllna- nrlra nf last week. Other good
loads went at 16.75 to $7.15. A load
of extra fancy cows waa aold at $110.
but the general martet ior uus ctasa
of butcher stock held at !.
About 45 loads of bogs, all told,
were disposed of. The top waa 17.60,
where it closed last week, but the bulk
of sales were at 17.45.
The atrength of mutton prices was
shown bv the sale of a bunch of choice
ewes at $5.70. Other loads were tak
en at 15.35 and $5.60. Lambs aold at
$7.15 and $7.35. .... v w
ni'V.., dm. ninaatam. II S bush
el; forty-fold, '$1.33; club, $!.; red
Russian. 11.17: rea tue, ai.n.
MiUfeed Spot prices: Bran. $2(9
tsxo Mr ton: shorts. $280:5.60; roll
ed barley. $28029. .
Corn White. 3 per ton; cracaeu.
$27 per ton.
Hay Eastern uregou umomy,
1; grain hay. $10011: alfalfa, $11
013; valley timothy, $11012-
v.Mi.KiMrivnntlarL hothouse.
$1.60 1.75 dozen; eggplant. ,8 10c
pound; peppers, swivo vuu,
tlchokee, 75 085c per dozen; tomatoes,
$101-25 per crate: cabbage, lHe per
pound: beans, 12V4o per pound; cel
ery. $30160 per crate; cauliflower.
$101.25 per dozen; sprouts, 8c per
pound; head lettuce, $L760 per crt;
pumpkins, 1140 per pounu; suaau.
1H per pound.
f"iH.n KVnlta Annta soefli.so ner
box; casabas. $1.651.75 per crate;
pears. $1L60; grapes. $3.50 per bar
rel; cranberries, $911 per barrel.
Potatoes Oregon, T5O850 sack;
Idaho. 0cO$l-10; Yakima. 85c C$1;
sweet potatoes, 22Ho per pound.
Onions Oregon, buying price, $1.15
Ut, shipping point.
Sack vegetaoiee wuTois,
sack: beets. IL2S per sack; parsnips.
$1.25 per sack.
Egg Fresh Oregon ranch, case
count, S7H038c; candled, 4O042ttc;
storage. Z63lc
Poultry Hens, 12HOWV4c; spring.
ll12Mic; turkeys, dressed, 21 22c;
live. 1718c: ducks, 1215c; geese.
U12c
Butter Creamery, pnnta, exuma.
340 per pound in case lota; He more
in less than case lot; cubes, 10c.
Veal Fancy, 1212V4o per pound.
Pork Block, H01Oo per pound.
Hops 1914 crop, 9012c; 1913 crop,
nominal.
Wool Valley. 17018c; Eastern Or
egon, 15O20O nominal.
Mohair 1914 dip. 27o per pound.
Cascara Bark Old and new, 40
4V4c per pound. A
Cattle Prime steers, $707.60;
choice. $6.5007; medium, $5,250
8.50; Choice cows, $5.7G: medium,
$55.60; Heifers, $5 05.50; calves,
$608; bulls. $3.50 04.76; sUgs, $4.60
- '
Hogs Ught, $8.25070; heavy,
$5.7508.30.
Sheep Wethers, $5.2506; ewes,
$4.25 0 6.70; lambs, $6.25 07.35.
Seattle Continued cold weather has
stiffened potato values, and with ex
tremely light receipts storage stocks
are being drawn upon heavily to sup
nt th. nrAnt Hemand. It Is an
nounced that there will be an advance
should the cold weather continue.
Local cabbage, charged with frost,
fas w Am TWtV rilv nnt nf the market, but
as soon as softer weather comes the
market will be plentifully suppueo.
Washed carrots have been sent to
market from nearby sections for the
Christmas trade, but the ground Is
frozen and tnis stocx nas oecuwo
scarce. Turnips and rutabaga rrom
Washington points are In brisk de
mand.
Eggs Select ranch, 400 per dozen.
Poultry Live bens, 10014c per lb.;
old roosters, lOo per pound; 1914
broilers, lie per pound; ducklings.
1213o per pound; geese, 10c per
n,inea fnwl. 18 ner dozen:
turkeys, live, 18e per pound; do dress
ed, Zlc per pound.
tti.nir T-mriaa Kftrtff 11 ner box: Bald
wins, 6O075O per box; Delicious, i
fi en nor tun HniczennerKB. idcu
$1.25 per box; Tellow Newtown Pip
nn. rrzgtii-t 9 ner box. Stamen
Winesaps, 76c$l per box; Wlnesaps
$1015 per dox. - . - -Hr,nv
13.2508.50 ner case: strain
ed, 78c per pound.
Pears Beurre Easter, $1.Z501.do
per box; Beurre Anjou, $1.60L76 per
box; Winter Nellis, $101.25 per box.
r..ui Ttnaf Phlme. haef steers.
12012c per pound; cows, 11 012c
per pound; neuers, izo per iuuu.
Dressed Hogs Whole, packing
house, 8H10c per pound.
Dressed spring umo
per pound.
vmnu u . .vrvxv r
va.hlMArilehnlraa. SBcSllDer
dozen; Beans, green, 1012e per
pound; beu peppers, caiuornia, o ini
ku. n.ar ii cti 9S ner sack:
UVUUU, uv, T - w
Lvl..,. iw.i i K1 B0 ner 100
pounds; red 114c per pound; celery.
50075c per dozen; uaiuorma, a y
crate; horseradish, 12o per pound;
in.i loaf AnfftiMa ner crate:
California, head, $1.60 01.75 per crate;
onions, green, zowauc per omeu, v.i-
liornia, yeuow, si.zoiwi-ou y ;-,
on.ni.h 19 Rn ner erate: Or-
egon, $1.75 per cwt; local, $101.25
per cwt.; parsley, sue per uoseu; po
nuts, 6408e per pound; potatoes.
White .Rivers, car lots, $13016 per
ton: Gems, car lots. $16017 per ton;
Burbanks, $17018 per ton; store price
$203 per ton additional; sweets, $2.25
02.60 per cwt; rutabagas, Alaska,
$1.75 per sack; Yakima, $1.25 per
sack; spinach, local, 75o per crate;
sprouts, Brussels, to per pound;
squash, local, 1V02O per pound; tur
nips, Yakima, $1.26 per cwt; local,
white. $101-25 per cwt; Alaska, yel
low, $1.75 per cwt: Tomatoes, Califor
nia. In lugs. $1.2501.60 per lug; 4
basket crate, $1L10; local hothouse,
50075c.
MARKETING FARM TIMBER AT A PROFIT
la,, , . ,t -i-Va - rW -w
i mrzF
...w r-O .ark
Irir5r -"rY
r ' ,12 -w .m s. j ay. rr Ltaw-Maav - . m
CV f'-eas, yXTl TiSa fa V, J.7W
A Portable Sswmlll Used for Convrtln9 Weedlet Timber Into ewlteh
Ties. Which Are latra Lonq The By-Product of uch Tlsa In the
Form of Slabs snd Edjlnqs. With ome Boards, Csn Be Utilized for
Cumber. Nsar Dubuque, Iowa.
trrapnrwl bJ ha rnlie-l Bies IVp.rt
mrnt of ArUUuro.
It Is said to be irua that the farmer
Is generally at the mercy of the tim
ber buyer vihcn It comes lo a ques
tion of disposing of the products of
.k. r.r unmlliii nr aetllns the tint-
H I.iw "'""""'- - "
ber from land which should be
cleared. Farm economlsta nave
.t.torf that the avrrase farmer knows
far hss about the value of his .lm-
ber crop than about any other asset
nf iha farm, and Instances lu hlch
timber speculators have fleeced the
farmer can be multiplied inunnni7
Tha rinnsrtment of asrlculture Is
now gathering material which Is In
tended to help tne farmer to uiaraai
hi. mnntl at a nivflt. and Is particu
larly seeking opportunities to bring
about co-operation among larmers so
that a whole community by aelllng
Its timber at cue time may secure a
better price and a better market than
by selling Individually and without
a full consideration of the value of
their lumber.
An example of what misht be ac
niuheri la furnished by a farmer
Uvlng near Mlllersburg. Holmes coun
ty. Ohio. Ho waa ofered J0U for tne
timber In his woodlot. but refused to
t MtVr4VC.tei
-jr::v.c
an.
A Typical Small Portable Sawmill,
Cutting About 4.0C0 Board Feet of
Lumber a Day Locatsd Near
Cumberland, Tenn.
sell the hickory at any price, aud was
then offered $300 for the wood exclu
sive of the hickory.
This offer set him to thinking and
as a result he engaged a neighbor,
who owned a portable sawmill, to do
the sawing while he and his two sons
cut the trees and hauled the logs. He
then sold lumber and railroad ties, for
both of which there was a standard
price In the community. Because of
sickness and a consequent Inability
to supervise the last part of the log-
MR
..- "TUB MVWfe J :
A Portable Sawmill in West Virginia
Owned by Three Farmers Who Do
Their Own Cutting, Hauling, 8aw
, Ing and 8elllng, Working Only in
ths Afternoon Its Cspselty Is
About 8,000 Board Feet a Dsy, Cut
ting Mainly Hsmlock, With 8oms
White Ash.
'
glng be sold a small remaining part
of the standing timber to the man
who owned the portable mill, and
after the transaction was complete the
account stood as follows:
Received from lumber, 40,000 board
feet at $16 a thousand, $640; from
1,780 ties, ranging from 76 cents apiece
for a few cuUs, $971; stumpags sold
at an average price of $9 per thou
sand fset, $130; and black walnut
boards, 1,150 feet, at $60 per thou
sand, $69, making a gross return of
$1,810.
The sawing cost him $160 for the
lumber, and $445 for the ties. The
rate of wages for the farmer and bis
sons and the farm teams was calcu
lated at $2.50 a thousand for the log-
lav, sjr-i' s
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1
na" 1,7 I . I
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IT -
, x mil
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t-Hf!'-'! 'I' ' ''V--
zing and $3 a thousand board feet for
(he hauling, or $U5 for both opera
hese food wages for himself, his sons
and his teams In the winter time wlteu
they mlahl otherwise have been Idle,
as $t.0M), making a clear gain of
A Small Portable Sawmill, Working
Up Hardwood Cumber, Principally
Oak and Hickory, In Ohio.
$760. In the meantime ha has sll his
hickory, which Is Increasing In vol
ume and also In value, because hick
ory timber Is getting scarcer. The
$760 gain may be arbitrarily divided
Into $600 for tbe atumpage. Instead of
the $300 Drat offered, and an addi
tional $260 profit on the transaction.
PREVENT SOFT-SHELLED EGGS
Fowls 8hould Be Given More Nourish
ing Rsthtr Stimulating Olst
Avoid Spices In Mild Seasons.
Soft-shelled eggs frequently appear
among fowls In full lay, especially If
iha hlrrla are denrlved of shell-form
ing material. Eggs are often pro
duced at too rapid a rate to oe com
pletely coated with lime substance.
Soft-shelled eggs. If dropped rrom
the roosts and broken, are liable to
produce the egg-eating habit among
the flock. Poultry-keepers should.
therefore, see that the fowls are well
nnniiar! with ahall-formlna materials.
such as crushed oyster-shells, bone-
dust or old mortar-ruDDie.
Should a fowl produce two eggs a
day and one of them Is shelless, one
may conclude that the bird Is over
stimulated and Us dietary should be
altered to one of a less forcing na
ture. Spices used In mild seasons are li
able to have an overstimulatlng ef
fect upon the ovary and at the same
time debilitate the oviduct, with tbe
result that the latter organ fails to
perform Its shell-producing function.
If fowls were more rationally treat
ed to a nourishing rather than a stim
ulating dietary and supplied with
shell-forming materials, soft-shelled
eggs would not appear so often.
AVOID DISEASES OF POULTRY
Cholera and Othsr Bowel Troubles
May Be Prevented by Giving Gin
ger snd Soda In Milk.
Where milk Is fed regularly to the
chickens, a teaspoonful of ginger and
soda added to each gallon every third
or fourth day will prevent cholera or
other bowel troubles. Stir the mix
ture until thoroughly dissolved, before
feeding. This Is very easily prepared,
and will keep their digestive organs
toned snd sweetenea.
When fattening fowls, sklmmllk
ahnniit ha used to mix the mash.
They like It better, and In thla way
are Induced to eat Just as much more
as the milk, while serving as mois
ture to wet tbe mash, Is also a hearty
food.
Tbe food for young ducks should be
mixed with milk, and curds made from
sour milk are Indispensable for young
turkeys.
- Use for Dead Lsavss.
Nothing better than dead leaves
to cover the flour beds and ths roots
of vines. The winter rains and snows
seem to extract Just the substance
that Is needed to fertilize the plants
and give them tone. It Is nature's
way. ' '
Strong, Healthy Turkeys.
After the turkeys get the red on
their necks they can mostly be al
lowed to take care of themselves. At
this stage they are much heartier and
will stand more than almost any otlv
er fowl.
l ' ,. "'3aV
Weak Hearty
UeJiy jwopl iuffer from
mar xperienc shortness of
Lcl-7stron U wmVWeod to the extremities, and m
ekedaner-effeet. fcaifels
Dr Pierce' Golden Medical Discovery
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Liquor men have a substitute for
prohibition. Perhaps they would only
substitute whisky for patent medi
cines. GOLT
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Ths True Osntleman.
Hhow us the man who ran quit ths
society of the young and Uke pleasure
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show us a man who Is ever ready lo
pity and help tne ueiorimm, snow u.
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the street as freely to a poor sewing
girl as to tne millionaire. w
virtue, not clothes: shuns the com
pany of such as congregate at publlo
places o aa at iai. . -...i,uj
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show ua the man who abhora the lib
ertine; who scorns tne nairuie oi ma
mother's sex. and the exposure Of wo
manly reputation: show us the man
who never forgets tor an Instant the
-un... .,i m.ium.1 H ii. a trnnian. In
any condition or case and you will
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snow us a irue geniirroan. x
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Turning ths Tables.
'IMeaae. ma'am, your dog has killed
three of father s prize fowls," said tbe
small boy.
Oh. I n. sure m rldo woum never
do such a thing." said the old lady.
'Hut father saw one of the chickens
In his mouth." said the boy.
I'urulr circumstantial evidence.
she snapped, and the boy departed.
Some time later he returned.
"I'lease. mum. father sent me to tell
you that circumstantial evidence
might point to bla having ahot your
dog, but be reckons you'll find he died
of lead poisoning." St IauIs Poet
Dispatch. 10 CENT "CASCAAtTS"
IF BILIOUS on tusTive
Fee Sick Headache. Sour Stomach,
luggisn Liver sno woweis may
work while you sleep.
cs.u Tnniriia Ttad Taste. Indica
tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head
.... (mm a tnrnld liver and
clogged bowels, which cause your
stomach to become filled with undi
gested food, which sours and ferments
like garbage in a swill barrel. That's
i.. fir.t .tan in untold misery Indi
gestion, foul gases, bsd breath, yellow
skin, mental tears, everyuaina mat w
horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret
tonight will give your constipated
bowels a thorough cleansing and
straighten you out by morning. They
work wane you aieep m-cem uu
from vour druKkist will keep you feel
ing good for months.
You Know Him.
There Is a man In our town
Our goat for sure nes got.
He dumps all sorts of rubblah on
Ills vacant corner lot.
Allentown Democrat
There Is a msn In our town
Who helps mosquitoes oreeu;
He owns a world of vacant lots
And never cuts a weed.
Houston Post.
There is a man In our town
Who robs us of our mirth;
He haa an auto born that aounds
Like nothing else on eartn.
Birmingham Age-Herald.
There is a man In our town,
His death would be no loss.
He scorns tbe big Good Fellows
And he knocks tbe good km cross.
Yprss.
What they call It on tbe street and
in the home:
"Wipes."
"Wipers."
"Wiper."
"Yeeps."
"Weeps."
"Weep."
"Wypress."
"Wyp."
"Yepress."
"Yip."
"Perp."
And It really is ''Ka'p'r." St Paul
Pioneer Press.
His Ons Regret
"I understand they used my boy Josh
purty rough when they hazed biro at
college," said Farmer Corntosael.
"Ob, well, they didn't hurt him any.
I wouldn't be resentful."
"I should say they didn't hurt him!
They took a whole lot o' conceit out
of him. All I resent Is that 1 wasn't
there to see It" Washington Star.
Alwaya an Earnest Inquiry.
"What a lot of heedless questions
are asked by children," said the fa
tigued parent.
"Yes," replied Miss Cayenne, "and
there are a few of us grown people
who never seem to be seriously seek
ing Information excepting when they
are asking 'What's trumpsT'" Wash
ington Str.
Mesn Brute.
"A woman has to give up a great
deal after she get married," sighed
Mrs. Uabb.
"A man does nothing else but give
up after be gets married," replied Mr.
Qabb. Cincinnati Knqulrer.
Tbe armies In the Vosges are fight
ing In two feet of snow. It's no snow
ball contest, either. ,
HOW! Ii. Ml STUM. - uan, aa IWaa.ua.
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CL2 12tZ ;Sa-VtL-Art
wek h6rt. They
breth on exertion.
the heart Is not
I
England will have a bantam regi
ment, which will doubtless keep
the traditions of the breed for mat
ing and crowing.
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SOU". ACID Toma,vn,
OASES OR INDIOESTION
Eseh "Papa's Dlspepsln" Digests $000
grslns food, ending all stomach
misery In five minutes.
Time It In five minutes all stom
ach distress will go. No Indigestion,
heartburn, sourness or belching of gas,
acid, or eructations of undigested food,
no dlislnr.s, bloating, foul breath or
headache.
I'ape's IMapepaln Is noted for lis
spaed In regulating upset atomacha.
It la the surest, quickest stomach rem
edy In Ihe whole world and besides It
Is harmless. Put an end to stomach
trouble forever by getting large
ftriyenl rase of I'ape's Dtapepeln
from any drug store. You realize la
five minutes bow needless It Is to suf
fer from Indigestion, dyspepsia or any
stomach disorder. It's the quickest
surest and moat harmless stomach
doctor In tbe world.
The German ambassador. Count vou
llernstorff. said al a luncheon at Ja
cob II. Schlfr's cottage at 8shrlrM-,
"To blame Germany tor thla war
shows an Ignorance of welt po'iti aa
excessive as the broker's Ignorance of
art. A banker said to a broker: 'I
....t ,.u in noma ami abend, the week
end with me In the country. 1 want
to show you a Murlllo, a Houguereau
and a Tintoretto that I bouahl last
week.' "Why. man, what a fool you
are. said the broker, to buy loro.ga
In mr.F lima! Talll't VOtt knuW
you'll never be able to gut new parts'."
Argonaut
ARE YOU TH1NKINQ OF
THE NEW COUNTRY?
The State of Colorado wishes, 1f yon
are In earnest to procure a botn4 say
of 320 acres, to help and promote you,
barring speculators and Investors.
THS GREAT DIVIDE, published 4S
Post Building, Denver, Colorado. Is .
anxious to toll you all about It Send
stamp for sample copy today. Als'
ssy what paper you read this In.
Sign. ,
Hotel In Thermopolls, Wyo. "No
Infectious or contagious diseases en
tertained here." '
Hotel In McKee's Rocks. Pa.
"Don't throw anything out of the win
dow. Leave It In the room and It will
be threw out for you."
I'ostofflce. Republic, Mich.
Ktamns for sale at cost" Philadel
phia Publlo Ledger.
Heavy.
"Oh, dear," groaned the young wife,
I don't know what to use to raise my
bread. I've tried everything."
,. . j.m!aI. a ..mtnla nf lark.
scrowi ought to do It," thought her
husband, but he didn't say It aioua.
Boston Transcript
Most Skin Trouble
Readily Overccma
The Active Principle of
Famous Remedy Works ,
Wonders.
Maay paepls have varveltd tae was
g. B. S. overcomas skin treuMee. Tat as.
plasstioa Is ths fact that S. S. S, werks
la the blood and tha blood Is really S west
Intricate and sxtraordloary buss et arterial
and vi Ins.
Whaa you earns to resllse that the skta
aad the flesh beneath sre eoaposad ef a
aatwork of tlay blood vessels you solve the
siyitary.
3'hsre are wonderful madlciaal properties
In S. H. g. that follow Ue course of ths
blood streams lust as naturally as th most
ttourifhUig food elements.
It Is rosily a ramarkabi remedy. It
fnntelns en laeredleat, -the setlre Burpee
of which Is to stimulate tbe tissues ta th
healthy selection of Its ewa easeDtlal satrl
meat. Aad the medicinal sUwests el this
natchlus blood purifier era just a esseo
llal to well balanced health as the astrt
tlons clement of th eoaata, graias, fat
lad sugars of ear dally food.
Not on drop of minerals er eVses IS ased
la It preparation. Aak for 8. . B. aad
lust Insist upon bavins It And li yoa
Ira skillful advice and eenneel upoa ssy
natter concerning th blood an skin, writ
la th Medical Tpartnint, To mrlft
Speclflo Co., B2 swift ilia, Atlsata, Oa.
Do aot allow some sealous clerk's sl
enan re ever (omethlng "Jut ss good" se
ft. n. S. te tool you with the sen aid
mineral 4 rue. Bewar at all substitute.
Insist poa d. S. g.
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