PA' 1 1 ' . i m retaai Mfrr4 far eaeeala. - ...J Hll hkl aa ! a, nf ekea-a 11 T I . . u ft. MlMteblltl wum! !. MOW WMMI MM- I -W . 10Mr.at.Wai I.B.O. NEW MOTEL HOUSTON rat. -ahra. -"'i fcLIIyi ? WEEXy BREAI-CM-COLD TABLETS A ruarsnUed remedy for Cold and U Grippe Price ise of your druggist lt'f gjod. Tk nothing bAa. w ru aim nim Ii aka Me WiWrnd asset easful article. Milt Mart, fcm .Kn(M Vriat. seas. 411 M. Su. liaaoale, Moat. - , nn vnn nut fc . tnrfaj ad rl bit omiatmiaMtaa with as " tMaOa.VaaMMr.Waa. BLACK lOSSES SOHLY PHVOim W OalNr eteekiej WJ rlri. Irak, wuMa: swfenai a V i.ii ,i a aaa a r- I T7a atrtw h mm eae ru-'i. r ear . XI Cestart aa. TM aa).l. nw at Cam rM ! " its sjst U Hn at ssert.!tta( ki mmfrm eal araaa ay. lai aunta LaoATr. xtna, Cam i ..a u f-Btiar-a. it nrMmaivNh i i, Pathra Good Point Li Ml Elisabeth bad bean offended ta soma way. She want oft Into a co row and toned bar back on the family. Tm mad!" ehe exclaimed anlktly. "I wlah I dldnt bare any father or mother." There wrong, dear." aald her mo ther. "We are the beet frlenda you have." "Well," eaid Elizabeth, doubtfully. "1 don't mind having father; be does not hang around bare much, but I'm getting awful tired of the rest of you." New York Time. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first pot up 40 years ago. They regulaU and invigorate stomach, liver and bow els. Sugar-coated tiny granules. Open Game. "Let me make the songs of a nation and I care not who makes its laws." -Well, bare a try. Many people seem te think there's room for im provement In both Just now." Louie vllle Courier Journal Slighted. TOM Own DUDOGIST Will TELl YOC Trj Harm je BaaaettT far Baa, Weak, Watery Braa aae Oraaalaead toreUea; Ifa Satanta . " , . a. Bk Mt ... Cm LfiuillMa Martaaaa Oa..catro. ) . , Swatl . A popular society woman announced a "white elephant party." Every guest was to bring something that she could not find any use for and yet too good to throw away. The party would have been a great success but for the unlooked-for development which broke it np. Eleven of the 19 women brought their husbands. New Tork Globe. RESIN01 HEALS RAW, ITCHING, SCALY SKINS -', No matter bow long yon have been tortured and disfigured "by itching, burning, raw or scaly akin humors, just put little of that soothing, an U septic Reeinol Ointment on the sores and the suffering stops right there! Healing begins that very minute, and in almost every ease your skin gets well so quickly yon feel ashamed ol the money yon threw away on tedious, useless treatments. Resinol Ointment and Reeinol Soap clear away pimples, blackheads, and dandruff. Prescribed by doctors for 19 years and sold by all druggists. , r. Those Dear Girls. Patty Jack and I have been engag ed for two years, and I think it's time we were getting married. PeggyOh, I don't know. dear. II you really love him youll let him be happy for a little while longer. Bo ton Transcript . . - HP MODERN DANONO. - E. Hatcher Hellaraora. th. teadtar Dan E Mrt and Instructor In Nfw York City, wntaa: ? lmal ALLEN'S FOOT-EASK theantatsptfc avwda ta ba aaakao fata tfca ahoaa, for ta raara iM raeomiaand it ta all mjr popUa" It w SraVants aara faat Said braU pn aaatDepar S.t8taiaa.ta. 8amalafKK. AAiraal. AUai S. OUaatad. La Hat. N. Y. General Impression. "Quite a lot of doctors writing foi the magazines these days." "Yes, and It is a surprise to me, too." "1 alun t snow a uocior cuuiu wn anything that anybody could read ex cept a druggist" Louisville Courier Journal. NOT NAMED HERE made its author famous and earned f great fortune. William A. Pinker ton, chief of the Pinkerton National Detective Agency, says it is the great est detective story ha ever read. Soot miS Wlil w GREAT DIVIDE, 205 Post Building. Denver, Colorado. Send stamp foi sample copy. Write today also saj where you read this. A Rebuke. "Mary followed Edward," mumble the high-school girl, who was trying to fix. the sovereigns of England in hei mind. . . -What'a thatr spoke up grandma, who had been dozing. "Mary followed Edward." "Then you keep away from Mary. 1 don't want you to go with them kind Girls is getting too bold." Louisvllli Courier Journal. GIVE "gYRUP OF FIGS" TO CONSTIPATED CHILD Delleleue "Fruit Laxative" cant harm tender little etomacn, liver and bowels. TjAek at the tongue, mother! II coated, your little one's stomsch, livei and bowels need cleansing at once. When peevish, cross, listless, doesn't sleep, eat or act naturally, or is fever Uh. stomach sour, breath bad; ha sore throat, uiarmoea, iuii m cum gi a teaspoonful of "California Syrup or jngs, ana in m iww nuiua mi AnaHnatjid waste, nndlfest ed food and sour bile gently moves out of its little bowels without grip in. .nil vnu have a welt, nlavful child again. Ask your druggist for a to cent bottle of "California Syrup ol pigs " irhlch contains full direction! for babies, children of all ages and r grown-ups. ITALIAN FORCES TAKEAVLONA a. t, Precaations Taken to Forestall Reign of Anarchy. Turkfik RmUr Ut Held it Pop-tdac-ScrtU9 o JYovbfoft Accintuatf CrisU. Rome Italy Saturday occupied Av Inns, the Albanian seaport It Is semi- offictally announced that this action Imnliee no tiurpoee on the part of Italy to occupy interior points, but is merely intended to prevent anarchy on the op posite coast of the Adriatic, which is but few hours from Italian territory. Several districts of Albania are in state of rebellion against any author itv. Eased Pasha, the Turkish ruler. apparently having lost bis bold on the people. Th aaimlffleial announcement says that the only object of occupation is to cut short constant annoyances from open or concealed enemies, besides holding up Italian interests, namely, not to allow Avlona to iaii into ut hands of any naval power, it i. mwWatMMl that the Italian rov- mment intends to safeguard these political, commercial and ethnograph ical interests without arrogance, but without weakness and also without being distracted from the graver issues arising from the European con flict. For some time the situation in Al bania has again been grave. Several districts have rebelled altogether against any authority and have become prey to the worst form of anarchy. Conditions bavo been rendered more grave by famine. The scarcity of food has been Drougnt snout urougo the absolute isolation of Albania owing to the state of war existing on mo a : - .k:i. AlKanltt ia hnnnrlad bv OIUIB.1V, - two belligerent countries, Servia and utm which, together with Aus tria, have absorbed all available pro visions which Albania naa storea. tk. twina nf ful has increased 210 per cent, and in addition the quality of cereals is bad, causing serious epioem ica. r...ll in tha interior discontent reached such proportions that Eaaad Pasha lost ail power, xie saw aim w kamti sradually vanish, his troops become reduced to a few thousand. Even the people of bis birthplace, Ti rana, always his stronghold, rebelled, killing bis friends and sacking and burning his residence. Eased, feeling unsafe at Durasso, went to Krola I Akhiaaar) hooinfi- there to rally suffi cient troops to defeat bia enemies. Dozen Prisoner Walk free at Walla Walla w.iia Walla. Waiih A real Christ mas tree with remembrances xor every mx-h maifa Christmas a notable oc casion at the penitentiary. The gaily decorated tree was in ue cnapei, Am tha axerrnsea were held, and each prisoner was given a bag of pea nuts ana popcorn ana bd orange an .AAiUnr. h haH his fill at a chicken dinner and listened to a program of .... s .it :.L k. J songs, recitations ana nun whs ww Convicts also received presents of reading matter, iooo, etc., wa fVianrla and relatives all over the state. it being probably the most elaborate Christinas ever passea k we prison. Pimm arrived lor 14 DTIBOneTa aw 12 of them were released. The others were in the hospital or waiting to hear (mm relatives who azreed to send them money. While there were a to tal of 85 paroles, pardons and releases, mr nf tka men were at road camps. The list included some final releases for men on parole. One Ostrich Meal far 1500. Ta Ancelea One baby ostrich, five months old and weighing more than 100 pounds dressed, waa the piece de resistance at the Y. M. C A. cafeteria for Christmas dinner, and 1500 persons were served. F.ph of the babe's drumsticks weighed 16 pounds. In cooking the Hint 19K nnnniia nf dresainff WSS made. This was made of 60 pounds of chest nuts, 50 pounds ol butter, zo pounoa of onions, 60 pounds of bread, 25 beads nf Miirv and one Dound of mixed spices. A special oven six feet square waa arranged to roast tne gigantic bird. Ice Freeze About Man. Davenport, ,. Waah-Joeeplj Guerin, long a justice of the peace in this county, is in a precarious condition avMental confinement in a water tank on his place in which he nearly froze to death, uuenn, in atiempiing to break the ice that covered the tank, which was on a scaffold, broke through and plunged into five feet of Icy water. With the water to his mouth he stood rn. ntta.is n hnnr. the temnerature hovering below zero, before his calls for help were heard. a larmnana finally rescued him with a ladder. Foe Fliee Over England. London The War office issued the fniinarinof. "A hnatils aeroolane was sighted Satuadry at 12 :65. It was fly ing high from east to west over Sbeer ness near the mouth of the Thames. British aircraft went up in pursuit ana engaged the enemy, who, after being hit three or four times, was driven off seaward." Dover It is reported here that a German aeroplane, flying at a great height, passed over the Vedway river and Heme bay. Czar Holds 357.408 Foes. London According to a Petrogred dispatch to Renter's Telegram com pany, the number of German prisoners ..wt ! mo officers and 121.700 ukishv; - - - men; the number of Austrians regis tered is S168 officers and zzi,w men. The Slav prisoners have asked for Rus sian naturalization ao that they may be sent against the Turks. NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS. Portland-Hop trading quieted down at all points on the Coast Monday There te little or no demand In this state and dealers do not expect busi ness to revtre before the first of the month. The New York market la inactive. according to the Watervllle Hop Re porter, which says: "We learn of no aales here or in me adjoining towns and little change In ih. .MM,) altuaclna la looked for Un til after the holidays. Offers at lower rates have been made, but growers v . ik.m dnwrn. The ODlnlOU Is quite general that the bulk of the growers, having waited u - w dispose of their crops, will see the thing through." The stockyards had a big run oi cattle, sheep and hogs Monday, II car loads being unloaded. There waa a brtak demand throughout the day. Cattle and sheep were firm and hogs were steady. Three loada of prime ateera were sold at $7.10, a quarter better than the mllna- nrlra nf last week. Other good loads went at 16.75 to $7.15. A load of extra fancy cows waa aold at $110. but the general martet ior uus ctasa of butcher stock held at !. About 45 loads of bogs, all told, were disposed of. The top waa 17.60, where it closed last week, but the bulk of sales were at 17.45. The atrength of mutton prices was shown bv the sale of a bunch of choice ewes at $5.70. Other loads were tak en at 15.35 and $5.60. Lambs aold at $7.15 and $7.35. .... v w ni'V.., dm. ninaatam. II S bush el; forty-fold, '$1.33; club, $!.; red Russian. 11.17: rea tue, ai.n. MiUfeed Spot prices: Bran. $2(9 tsxo Mr ton: shorts. $280:5.60; roll ed barley. $28029. . Corn White. 3 per ton; cracaeu. $27 per ton. Hay Eastern uregou umomy, 1; grain hay. $10011: alfalfa, $11 013; valley timothy, $11012- v.Mi.KiMrivnntlarL hothouse. $1.60 1.75 dozen; eggplant. ,8 10c pound; peppers, swivo vuu, tlchokee, 75 085c per dozen; tomatoes, $101-25 per crate: cabbage, lHe per pound: beans, 12V4o per pound; cel ery. $30160 per crate; cauliflower. $101.25 per dozen; sprouts, 8c per pound; head lettuce, $L760 per crt; pumpkins, 1140 per pounu; suaau. 1H per pound. f"iH.n KVnlta Annta soefli.so ner box; casabas. $1.651.75 per crate; pears. $1L60; grapes. $3.50 per bar rel; cranberries, $911 per barrel. Potatoes Oregon, T5O850 sack; Idaho. 0cO$l-10; Yakima. 85c C$1; sweet potatoes, 22Ho per pound. Onions Oregon, buying price, $1.15 Ut, shipping point. Sack vegetaoiee wuTois, sack: beets. IL2S per sack; parsnips. $1.25 per sack. Egg Fresh Oregon ranch, case count, S7H038c; candled, 4O042ttc; storage. Z63lc Poultry Hens, 12HOWV4c; spring. ll12Mic; turkeys, dressed, 21 22c; live. 1718c: ducks, 1215c; geese. U12c Butter Creamery, pnnta, exuma. 340 per pound in case lota; He more in less than case lot; cubes, 10c. Veal Fancy, 1212V4o per pound. Pork Block, H01Oo per pound. Hops 1914 crop, 9012c; 1913 crop, nominal. Wool Valley. 17018c; Eastern Or egon, 15O20O nominal. Mohair 1914 dip. 27o per pound. Cascara Bark Old and new, 40 4V4c per pound. A Cattle Prime steers, $707.60; choice. $6.5007; medium, $5,250 8.50; Choice cows, $5.7G: medium, $55.60; Heifers, $5 05.50; calves, $608; bulls. $3.50 04.76; sUgs, $4.60 - ' Hogs Ught, $8.25070; heavy, $5.7508.30. Sheep Wethers, $5.2506; ewes, $4.25 0 6.70; lambs, $6.25 07.35. Seattle Continued cold weather has stiffened potato values, and with ex tremely light receipts storage stocks are being drawn upon heavily to sup nt th. nrAnt Hemand. It Is an nounced that there will be an advance should the cold weather continue. Local cabbage, charged with frost, fas w Am TWtV rilv nnt nf the market, but as soon as softer weather comes the market will be plentifully suppueo. Washed carrots have been sent to market from nearby sections for the Christmas trade, but the ground Is frozen and tnis stocx nas oecuwo scarce. Turnips and rutabaga rrom Washington points are In brisk de mand. Eggs Select ranch, 400 per dozen. Poultry Live bens, 10014c per lb.; old roosters, lOo per pound; 1914 broilers, lie per pound; ducklings. 1213o per pound; geese, 10c per n,inea fnwl. 18 ner dozen: turkeys, live, 18e per pound; do dress ed, Zlc per pound. tti.nir T-mriaa Kftrtff 11 ner box: Bald wins, 6O075O per box; Delicious, i fi en nor tun HniczennerKB. idcu $1.25 per box; Tellow Newtown Pip nn. rrzgtii-t 9 ner box. Stamen Winesaps, 76c$l per box; Wlnesaps $1015 per dox. - . - -Hr,nv 13.2508.50 ner case: strain ed, 78c per pound. Pears Beurre Easter, $1.Z501.do per box; Beurre Anjou, $1.60L76 per box; Winter Nellis, $101.25 per box. r..ui Ttnaf Phlme. haef steers. 12012c per pound; cows, 11 012c per pound; neuers, izo per iuuu. Dressed Hogs Whole, packing house, 8H10c per pound. Dressed spring umo per pound. vmnu u . .vrvxv r va.hlMArilehnlraa. SBcSllDer dozen; Beans, green, 1012e per pound; beu peppers, caiuornia, o ini ku. n.ar ii cti 9S ner sack: UVUUU, uv, T - w Lvl..,. iw.i i K1 B0 ner 100 pounds; red 114c per pound; celery. 50075c per dozen; uaiuorma, a y crate; horseradish, 12o per pound; in.i loaf AnfftiMa ner crate: California, head, $1.60 01.75 per crate; onions, green, zowauc per omeu, v.i- liornia, yeuow, si.zoiwi-ou y ;-, on.ni.h 19 Rn ner erate: Or- egon, $1.75 per cwt; local, $101.25 per cwt.; parsley, sue per uoseu; po nuts, 6408e per pound; potatoes. White .Rivers, car lots, $13016 per ton: Gems, car lots. $16017 per ton; Burbanks, $17018 per ton; store price $203 per ton additional; sweets, $2.25 02.60 per cwt; rutabagas, Alaska, $1.75 per sack; Yakima, $1.25 per sack; spinach, local, 75o per crate; sprouts, Brussels, to per pound; squash, local, 1V02O per pound; tur nips, Yakima, $1.26 per cwt; local, white. $101-25 per cwt; Alaska, yel low, $1.75 per cwt: Tomatoes, Califor nia. In lugs. $1.2501.60 per lug; 4 basket crate, $1L10; local hothouse, 50075c. MARKETING FARM TIMBER AT A PROFIT la,, , . ,t -i-Va - rW -w i mrzF ...w r-O .ark Irir5r -"rY r ' ,12 -w .m s. j ay. rr Ltaw-Maav - . m CV f'-eas, yXTl TiSa fa V, J.7W A Portable Sswmlll Used for Convrtln9 Weedlet Timber Into ewlteh Ties. Which Are latra Lonq The By-Product of uch Tlsa In the Form of Slabs snd Edjlnqs. With ome Boards, Csn Be Utilized for Cumber. Nsar Dubuque, Iowa. trrapnrwl bJ ha rnlie-l Bies IVp.rt mrnt of ArUUuro. It Is said to be irua that the farmer Is generally at the mercy of the tim ber buyer vihcn It comes lo a ques tion of disposing of the products of .k. r.r unmlliii nr aetllns the tint- H I.iw "'""""'- - " ber from land which should be cleared. Farm economlsta nave .t.torf that the avrrase farmer knows far hss about the value of his .lm- ber crop than about any other asset nf iha farm, and Instances lu hlch timber speculators have fleeced the farmer can be multiplied inunnni7 Tha rinnsrtment of asrlculture Is now gathering material which Is In tended to help tne farmer to uiaraai hi. mnntl at a nivflt. and Is particu larly seeking opportunities to bring about co-operation among larmers so that a whole community by aelllng Its timber at cue time may secure a better price and a better market than by selling Individually and without a full consideration of the value of their lumber. An example of what misht be ac niuheri la furnished by a farmer Uvlng near Mlllersburg. Holmes coun ty. Ohio. Ho waa ofered J0U for tne timber In his woodlot. but refused to t MtVr4VC.tei -jr::v.c an. A Typical Small Portable Sawmill, Cutting About 4.0C0 Board Feet of Lumber a Day Locatsd Near Cumberland, Tenn. sell the hickory at any price, aud was then offered $300 for the wood exclu sive of the hickory. This offer set him to thinking and as a result he engaged a neighbor, who owned a portable sawmill, to do the sawing while he and his two sons cut the trees and hauled the logs. He then sold lumber and railroad ties, for both of which there was a standard price In the community. Because of sickness and a consequent Inability to supervise the last part of the log- MR ..- "TUB MVWfe J : A Portable Sawmill in West Virginia Owned by Three Farmers Who Do Their Own Cutting, Hauling, 8aw , Ing and 8elllng, Working Only in ths Afternoon Its Cspselty Is About 8,000 Board Feet a Dsy, Cut ting Mainly Hsmlock, With 8oms White Ash. ' glng be sold a small remaining part of the standing timber to the man who owned the portable mill, and after the transaction was complete the account stood as follows: Received from lumber, 40,000 board feet at $16 a thousand, $640; from 1,780 ties, ranging from 76 cents apiece for a few cuUs, $971; stumpags sold at an average price of $9 per thou sand fset, $130; and black walnut boards, 1,150 feet, at $60 per thou sand, $69, making a gross return of $1,810. The sawing cost him $160 for the lumber, and $445 for the ties. The rate of wages for the farmer and bis sons and the farm teams was calcu lated at $2.50 a thousand for the log- lav, sjr-i' s ' - it illt 1 na" 1,7 I . I ifl IT - , x mil ' r- " . , .. 1 ...- V" - i l t-Hf!'-'! 'I' ' ''V-- zing and $3 a thousand board feet for (he hauling, or $U5 for both opera hese food wages for himself, his sons and his teams In the winter time wlteu they mlahl otherwise have been Idle, as $t.0M), making a clear gain of A Small Portable Sawmill, Working Up Hardwood Cumber, Principally Oak and Hickory, In Ohio. $760. In the meantime ha has sll his hickory, which Is Increasing In vol ume and also In value, because hick ory timber Is getting scarcer. The $760 gain may be arbitrarily divided Into $600 for tbe atumpage. Instead of the $300 Drat offered, and an addi tional $260 profit on the transaction. PREVENT SOFT-SHELLED EGGS Fowls 8hould Be Given More Nourish ing Rsthtr Stimulating Olst Avoid Spices In Mild Seasons. Soft-shelled eggs frequently appear among fowls In full lay, especially If iha hlrrla are denrlved of shell-form ing material. Eggs are often pro duced at too rapid a rate to oe com pletely coated with lime substance. Soft-shelled eggs. If dropped rrom the roosts and broken, are liable to produce the egg-eating habit among the flock. Poultry-keepers should. therefore, see that the fowls are well nnniiar! with ahall-formlna materials. such as crushed oyster-shells, bone- dust or old mortar-ruDDie. Should a fowl produce two eggs a day and one of them Is shelless, one may conclude that the bird Is over stimulated and Us dietary should be altered to one of a less forcing na ture. Spices used In mild seasons are li able to have an overstimulatlng ef fect upon the ovary and at the same time debilitate the oviduct, with tbe result that the latter organ fails to perform Its shell-producing function. If fowls were more rationally treat ed to a nourishing rather than a stim ulating dietary and supplied with shell-forming materials, soft-shelled eggs would not appear so often. AVOID DISEASES OF POULTRY Cholera and Othsr Bowel Troubles May Be Prevented by Giving Gin ger snd Soda In Milk. Where milk Is fed regularly to the chickens, a teaspoonful of ginger and soda added to each gallon every third or fourth day will prevent cholera or other bowel troubles. Stir the mix ture until thoroughly dissolved, before feeding. This Is very easily prepared, and will keep their digestive organs toned snd sweetenea. When fattening fowls, sklmmllk ahnniit ha used to mix the mash. They like It better, and In thla way are Induced to eat Just as much more as the milk, while serving as mois ture to wet tbe mash, Is also a hearty food. Tbe food for young ducks should be mixed with milk, and curds made from sour milk are Indispensable for young turkeys. - Use for Dead Lsavss. Nothing better than dead leaves to cover the flour beds and ths roots of vines. The winter rains and snows seem to extract Just the substance that Is needed to fertilize the plants and give them tone. It Is nature's way. ' ' Strong, Healthy Turkeys. After the turkeys get the red on their necks they can mostly be al lowed to take care of themselves. At this stage they are much heartier and will stand more than almost any otlv er fowl. l ' ,. "'3aV Weak Hearty UeJiy jwopl iuffer from mar xperienc shortness of Lcl-7stron U wmVWeod to the extremities, and m ekedaner-effeet. fcaifels Dr Pierce' Golden Medical Discovery """"" waieb eoeut dsegarees s-eetlee oe aJeebe. JWarU ar sM rW-Mja-W rfjrf far tMmd M Miwrw Liquor men have a substitute for prohibition. Perhaps they would only substitute whisky for patent medi cines. GOLT J" TT-.I:.. .hrXhVauV ...I-.. P.V m. -re himara aixl mamilarturars a lint t la; isu anS " V..i-7 at ..J iiu Ths True Osntleman. Hhow us the man who ran quit ths society of the young and Uke pleasure ii.i-hIm. (. ik. blnilla vnlra nf asa: show us a man who Is ever ready lo pity and help tne ueiorimm, snow u. . MHUI. and arlvas m HI.H W ,,W HV", " - - - the street as freely to a poor sewing girl as to tne millionaire. w virtue, not clothes: shuns the com pany of such as congregate at publlo places o aa at iai. . -...i,uj ......... n.. .In untir slrls: show ua the man who abhora the lib ertine; who scorns tne nairuie oi ma mother's sex. and the exposure Of wo manly reputation: show us the man who never forgets tor an Instant the -un... .,i m.ium.1 H ii. a trnnian. In any condition or case and you will . . I . r-.HU.I.AM snow us a irue geniirroan. x 1 110.) necorq. Turning ths Tables. 'IMeaae. ma'am, your dog has killed three of father s prize fowls," said tbe small boy. Oh. I n. sure m rldo woum never do such a thing." said the old lady. 'Hut father saw one of the chickens In his mouth." said the boy. I'urulr circumstantial evidence. she snapped, and the boy departed. Some time later he returned. "I'lease. mum. father sent me to tell you that circumstantial evidence might point to bla having ahot your dog, but be reckons you'll find he died of lead poisoning." St IauIs Poet Dispatch. 10 CENT "CASCAAtTS" IF BILIOUS on tusTive Fee Sick Headache. Sour Stomach, luggisn Liver sno woweis may work while you sleep. cs.u Tnniriia Ttad Taste. Indica tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head .... (mm a tnrnld liver and clogged bowels, which cause your stomach to become filled with undi gested food, which sours and ferments like garbage in a swill barrel. That's i.. fir.t .tan in untold misery Indi gestion, foul gases, bsd breath, yellow skin, mental tears, everyuaina mat w horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret tonight will give your constipated bowels a thorough cleansing and straighten you out by morning. They work wane you aieep m-cem uu from vour druKkist will keep you feel ing good for months. You Know Him. There Is a man In our town Our goat for sure nes got. He dumps all sorts of rubblah on Ills vacant corner lot. Allentown Democrat There Is a msn In our town Who helps mosquitoes oreeu; He owns a world of vacant lots And never cuts a weed. Houston Post. There is a man In our town Who robs us of our mirth; He haa an auto born that aounds Like nothing else on eartn. Birmingham Age-Herald. There is a man In our town, His death would be no loss. He scorns tbe big Good Fellows And he knocks tbe good km cross. Yprss. What they call It on tbe street and in the home: "Wipes." "Wipers." "Wiper." "Yeeps." "Weeps." "Weep." "Wypress." "Wyp." "Yepress." "Yip." "Perp." And It really is ''Ka'p'r." St Paul Pioneer Press. His Ons Regret "I understand they used my boy Josh purty rough when they hazed biro at college," said Farmer Corntosael. "Ob, well, they didn't hurt him any. I wouldn't be resentful." "I should say they didn't hurt him! They took a whole lot o' conceit out of him. All I resent Is that 1 wasn't there to see It" Washington Star. Alwaya an Earnest Inquiry. "What a lot of heedless questions are asked by children," said the fa tigued parent. "Yes," replied Miss Cayenne, "and there are a few of us grown people who never seem to be seriously seek ing Information excepting when they are asking 'What's trumpsT'" Wash ington Str. Mesn Brute. "A woman has to give up a great deal after she get married," sighed Mrs. Uabb. "A man does nothing else but give up after be gets married," replied Mr. Qabb. Cincinnati Knqulrer. Tbe armies In the Vosges are fight ing In two feet of snow. It's no snow ball contest, either. , HOW! Ii. Ml STUM. - uan, aa IWaa.ua. I1Uk.II. (WmJo, Bryaaa Sll... l-.a II .wmTsII.w. a, '2 CL2 12tZ ;Sa-VtL-Art wek h6rt. They breth on exertion. the heart Is not I England will have a bantam regi ment, which will doubtless keep the traditions of the breed for mat ing and crowing. DISTEMPER ... !......,. eiMaaa tram running . 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Count vou llernstorff. said al a luncheon at Ja cob II. Schlfr's cottage at 8shrlrM-, "To blame Germany tor thla war shows an Ignorance of welt po'iti aa excessive as the broker's Ignorance of art. A banker said to a broker: 'I ....t ,.u in noma ami abend, the week end with me In the country. 1 want to show you a Murlllo, a Houguereau and a Tintoretto that I bouahl last week.' "Why. man, what a fool you are. said the broker, to buy loro.ga In mr.F lima! Talll't VOtt knuW you'll never be able to gut new parts'." Argonaut ARE YOU TH1NKINQ OF THE NEW COUNTRY? The State of Colorado wishes, 1f yon are In earnest to procure a botn4 say of 320 acres, to help and promote you, barring speculators and Investors. THS GREAT DIVIDE, published 4S Post Building, Denver, Colorado. Is . anxious to toll you all about It Send stamp for sample copy today. Als' ssy what paper you read this In. Sign. , Hotel In Thermopolls, Wyo. "No Infectious or contagious diseases en tertained here." 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