Moral Sense and Almanac.
Apropos of another scamlal In the
New York bar, Bishop WI niton C.
Rutherford «aid In Mobile:
“The moral« of the Now York bar
M'em to be about like the moral« of
Colonel
Byrne, no better and no
worse.-
“Colonel Byrne, a Kentuckian, de
fended a man for mur<ler. It wm te«-
WANTED:
tifl«w| that thl» man murdered a woman
on the night of Auguet 20.
Two or
three witne««ee »aw the deed. It waa
NO COMMISSION CHARGtD.
committed under tho milky light of ■
Wit'«
for logs ond our net i-a.h prlr. ll.l. full moon.
W. an. ran'«« fait treatment, hiithaat price«. And I
“The witneiic» were able to iden
Th»< U l»r I * turn Mail,”
(ilve u« a trial with
Mur n«»l lot <1 i ioduco. t. H. '«hmal/ A ( a .
MU, <»TUI. Ilv.ouo
Hl I4JI.U,Si luMÖn. tify the defendant on account of the
brilliance of the moonlight.
The de
A m «'"' * 94.AO to |IV «day relttaff wonderfulcbnn
fendant could not prove an alibi, and
ar. Int « mi i»fat«'.
<>nl«*r Matter
8amp!«w
ft”*
Itriullry Aic> nta Supply Co..
Turk HU thing« looked pretty bad for him.
San Fr au«*isoo. Cal.
“But at thi« point Colonel Byrne
The Queaa Sanitary l>u«tlng <’l«ah. **14114.“ produced an almanuc showing that on
Dual cling« tv th« rkrth Inatrtut of bring scattered I
the night In question there had been
It»
\,
fa-<■
1‘rioe k’i*c. Mirk Ilan Supply C m ..
Mvr- no moon
whatever.
Thereupon a
plan Av«., K»attl«, Wtreh ogi< ii .
great laugh resounded through the
court room and the defendant waa
V. < olrNtMM,
yer. W ret* i.gUHi
speedily acquitted.
I gi.it iMrfika tree
“ ‘Colonel,’ said the defendant, af
Itati« I»
.r
It ( l>, Ml rrf« IVIM « a
Drat ar r VU «a
terward, ‘how much do I owe you?’
" ‘You owe me,’ the colonel an
swered, ‘|600.’
“ 'Ain’t that pretty steep?’
bailor«, sawmills eie.
I ho J. K. Martin Co.. Al lat
“ ‘No not when you consider that
Ut.. Furt lami. Fami fur Block I lat ata! prfe-re.
I only get $100 out of it.*
“‘Why, what did you do with the
other $400, Colonel? Bribe the jury?"
" ‘No, slrl' shouted Colonel Byrne
AI.I. OKI.» KM l-AIU'KI. IfrHI I'Atli.
T all catalotf «»f Mm« ami ll've* (Mothlntf ami all 1 hotly.
‘No. sir. bo you think I have
«earing «pnarel ready eon
Send f*»r It now aod
no moral aenaoT It coat me $400,
learn Naw Way of having.
■ir, to get that almanac printed.’ ”
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The Broken Spell.
Among the White House correspon
dents is one young man who wears
long hair and a continual poetic tem
perament. The other day tho White
House squad were putting Secretary
Joseph Patrick Tumulty through the
third degree.
He was excaedingly
coy, and they had just gotten him to
the point where news seemed likely
forthcoming, when the young man
with the poetic temperament drew
from his pocket a small leather-bound
volume and cried out, ecstatically:
“Oh. Mr. Secretary, have you read
this perfectly delightful little thing?”
The spell was broken.
Secretary
Tumulty retired into hia shell and the
disappointed news seekers went out
side.
When they had reached the
safety sone Gus Karger turned fer
ociously on the poetic young man.
“Go back.” said he, hoarsely; “go
back and sing to him.
And when you
are all through we’il drop in and see
if we can earn our salaries.‘‘—Wash
ington (0. C.) Post.
Mothers win tlnfl Mrs. Winslows Soothing
Wyrup th.- «t remedy tire tut their chlhlraa
Aurlug the luolhlug period.
Early Humor.
Kind of Boy He Liked.
Gladstone, when a boy, waa visiting
Mother Is James a nice boy for
in the country, and the farmer waa
you to play marbles with. sonnie? showing him around.
Coming to a
Sonnie Sure. 1 can beat him every field that contained a large black bull,
time.
the farmer said:
“There’s a fine,
strong bull there, Master William,
and it’s only two years old.”
“How do you tell its age?” queried
the boy.
“Why, by its horns,” said the
farmer.
"By its horns?” young Gladstone
Maybe Means of Absorbing looked thoughtful a moment, then his
face cleared. “Ah, 1 sec. Two horns
Disease Germs in Most —two years. ”—Boston Transcript.
Pimples Should
Be Watched
Unexpected Manner.
Bud’s Thoughtfulness.
The rearerch la born Wry of The Swift
Ppeclfio Company haw collected n vust
amount of information regarding the
aprea<l of bl<xj<l dbreti .<•.•». In thousands
of huitnncrn tho mont virulent type« have
been tho result of coming In contact with
¿Incuso germs In public placee, nn«l the
apparently ln«lgnin. .u t pimple han boon
the cause. It nprrudn with aetonlehlng
rapidity, often InXw ting tho entire nyntern
in a few days.
M It le fortunate, however, that there Is
a remedy to c po quickly and thoroughly
with nuch a condition, and thanks to tho
energy of Its producers tho famous
8. 8. 8. may n<>w bo had at almost any
drug store In tho civilised world.
This preparation stands alono as a
blood purfUer. It Is somewhat revolu
tionary In Its composition, since It ao-
complIshcs all that waa ever claimed for
mercury, lodldm. urncnic, and other de
structivo mineral drugs, and yet It Is ab
solutely a purely vegetable product
There ar»» m<»ro caaes of articular rheu
matism, locomotor ataxia, paresis, neu
ritis, and similar dlNeaars resultant from
the uso of minerals than most people are
aware of. These facts aro brought out
In a highly interesting book compiled by
the medical department of Tho Swift
Specific Co., mo Swift Bldg., Atlanta, Ga.
It Is mailed free, together with a special
letter of advice, to all who are struggling
with a blood disease.
Oet a bottle <»f 8. 8. S. to day of your
druggist. It will surprise you with Its
wonderful action In the blood.
Don't accept something offered you as
••Just as good.” Tho only reason why
any one should not try to sell you S. 8. 8.
is the largo profit made on something
cheaper from crude drugs. Beware of
any attempt to persuade you td buy som^
thing in place of 8. 8. 8.
One of the younger set in Newton,
Kan., saya that her mother ia so
crippled with rheumatism and it is so
hard to see her doing the week’s wash
ing that it is unendurable. “I alwnys
go shopping on washday,“ says the
Bud.—Kansas City Star.
Young Lady (looking at rooms)—The
sun doesn’t come in here at all. Land
lady—No; that is why I charge so
much for this room. You can sit by
the window without danger of getting
freckled.—Transcript.
Same Thing.
Wife (bitterly)—“How can you taik
like that? You know that I never
pester you for money.”
Hub—“No,
but the people you buy things from
do.”
If Lister Had Been Commercial.
If Lister had sold his discovery of
the antiseptic dressing of wounds,
would his name stand where it does
among the immortals? -Toronto Globe.
Missionary—And you found no hap
piness in leading a doube life? Sin
ner—I felt as if I were leading the
lives of two dogs.—Ex.
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DR- PIERCE’S
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Chiropractor
Constipation causes and aggravates
many serious diseases. It is thoroughly
cured by Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets.
The favorite family laxative.
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Inflammatory.
At a dinner of firemen recently the
“Teosophilua, ” »aid Mrs. Gosataa
"Steady Boy, Steady."
following sentiment was proposed: ’’just think.
One-half the woq«
“The Ladies!
Their eyes kindle the doesn’t know how
the other h«K
trude
and
prick
any
object
pressed
(By FRANK H. SWKKT.)
only flame which we cannot extin- lives!” "Nevermind, dear,” replied
Moat of you boy» who live in the against the ball.
guish, and against which there is no her long-suffering husband, “that ia*X
country huvo dogs. Have you ever
After the dog has pricked his mouth
insurance.”
your fault.”
tried to train them, beyond the throw once or twice with th!» ball, he will
ing of sticks for them to bring back, learn to pick it up and carry it in the
and a few such tricks as standing on moit delicate manner. He may then
tbclr hind legs, or burking for some bo tried again with a bird. Thia time
thing to eat?
he will probably bring it to you with
Aa a boy. back In the country, 1 waa out ao much as rumpling a feather; but
tho owner of a number of dog» at vari if, notwithstanding bls experience
ous times, and until I waa pretty well with the ball of pins, your dog stiil
grown, this was usually the extent of "mouths" the game, you must skin a
Feel worn out—blue and tired ? Don’t letyour cold develop
my training And my friends who bird and arrange the ball and pins
into bronchitis, pneumonia or catarrh. The reliable alter
had dogs trained them in about the Inside the skin so aa to prick sharp
ative and tonic which has proven its value in the past 40 yean is
same way. Possibly some of you ly upon a light pressure.
Make a dog "fetch" the bird skin
have bright dogs that are capable of
knowing much more than they do. If until he Is completely broken of his
so, the following general directions, bad habit of biting or "mouthing”
learned by experience, may be of use. game.
With pointers and setters, at first
First of all, teach your dog that
Restores activity to tho liver and to the circulation—the blood is
you mean exactly what you »ay, and you will have to give your commands
purified, the digestion and appetite improved and the whole body
by word of mouth; but If you accom
feels the invigorating force ot thia extract of native medicinal
that he must obey you.
plants. In consequence, the heart, brain and nerves feel the
Never under any circumstances al pany each command by an appro
refreshing influence. For over 40 years this reliable remedy has
low him to shirk, and even a naturally priate gesture, the pup will soon learn
been eolu in liquid form by ail medicine dealers. It can now also
bo obu.ned in tablet form in $1.00 and 50c boxes. If your druggist
stupid pup will learn to look upon to understand and obey the slightest
doesn't keep it, send 60 ono-eent stamps to R.V.Piorce, M.D. Buffalo.
your word as law and not think of motion of the hand or head.
After teaching a dog to "heel,”
The Common Sente Medical Adciter—a book of
disobeying.
1008 paget—antwert all medical quettione.
Strict obedience to your word, whis "down charge,” and to "hie on” at
Send 31c in onc^cnl tlampt to H.V. Pierce, 31. D,
tle. or slightest gesture once obtained, command, you may show him game
it Is an easy matter to finish the dog's and teach him to "quarter" his ground
education. Hear in mind that there by moving yourself In the direction
May Be Some Truth in This.
Prospective Statesman.
is about aa great a difference in the you wish the dog to go. The dog will
“There was a time in my romantic
“Your boy stole a barrel of apple*
character and natural Intelligence of not be long in understanding and
young life when I believed there was from me the other day.”
“Dear uml
dogs as there Is In boys. Not only obeying.
When your pointer comes to a point, such a thing as a broken heart,” com 1 wonder where that boy will wind
does this exist between the distinct
mented Cordelia Killjoy, “but nowa up?” “I think he'll wind up in th«
varieties of dogs, but also between teach blm to be steady by repeating
days I think it is often mistaken for legislature.
He talked me into bw-
the different Individuals of the same softly, "Steady boy. steady," at the
what is really a cracked head.”
' lieving that it was all right.”
same
time
holding
up
your
hand.
In
variety. All Newfoundlands possess
similar characteristics; but each in course of time the words will be omit
dividual varies considerably In Intelli ted; the hand raised as a caution will
gence, amiability, and all those little keep tho dog steady; but should he
traits that go to make up a dog's char break point and flush the game, as a
young dog is more than liable to, you
acter.
It is well for you to understand this may give him the whip and at the
Our big 1913 catalog (ire«), ahowa thousands of the most wonderful bargains ever offered in tW
fact, that you may not be disappointed same time use some appropriate
history of the building business. It will show you how to save money on Lumber, Sash, Dwrx
words
that
the
dog
will
remember.
or make your pet dog suffer because
Hardware, paints and all bnHdinp materials. We rell to you direct at faetnry prices.
After your dog has been taught to
it cannot learn as fast aa some one
PAINTS
obey,
it
Is
well
to
put
him
in
the
field
DOORS
you may know of. And let It be Im-
Th<ms«nd«fc=£^
with an old. well-trained dog.
of styles p ■
Buy ye«» lutnbet fret* the flrat cr^dlre Orel buy
Beth t«bOh)
and else* l(—]
As every sportsman has a peculiar
fret* retail y*rd« that «ell lumber that ha« b*«* c-aSad
$22&(
in »lock A ir—i • J or 4 He»« Our» la all flrgt grade «nd flret
system of his own for breaking a
for
<
h i
torres prices b«-
Ww ««Il dtrwct at mill prlc««
Bend re your lUta aaS
K, J. «♦»
Be your own prompt
dog, it Is scarcely necessary to give
«*r teck-bouoea. prepaid price*
for« you buy plembor? We delivery. /
more than these few hints; only let
point Well mv < • ell plumbinc from
me caution you once more against
1115 up
y os money on material« of all
Our free cata
using the whip too often. Spare the
paints for House. kinds nt whole
sale prices Toll- log sbowa the
lash and keep a good stock of patience
Floor. Watoo or
eta. Lavatories. fl neat Use of
Bara. Barn Sinks. Pip«. Fit doors shown any-
on hand. Otherwise, in breaking the
tings, valve*, where, all at m'U
Paine
dog you will also break hia spirit, and
faucets, etc
90c gal.
price*
have a mean, treacherous animal that
will slink and cringe at your slightest
look, but seldom obey you when he
thinks he is out of reach of the
Overheard at the Club.
Hours. 10 a. m, to 0 p. m.
Mm 5714
dreaded whip.
“Mazie Gay way says she makes her
or by appointment
husband pay her a dollar every time
DR. JOSEPH ROANE
MODERN THEORY OF THUNDER he kisses her. She's saving for a
limousine.”
“Now, if she'd only
SPINAL ADJUSTMENTS
Intense Heat of Electrical Discharge adopted a similar plan before she met
Gay way, she might have had a whole
Scientific Treatment of all Acute and Chromia
Turns Vapor Into Steam and
i > «earefl. l icensed Practitioner. Suite
garage. ’ ’—J udge.
Causes Loud Explosion.
^rvade Building. Seatt-e.
On the Scent.
pressed upon your mind that to make
youT dog obey or to teach It the most
difficult trick or feat it la rarely nec
essary to use the whip. If the dog. as
he will sometimes do, knowingly and
wilfully disobeys, the whip may be
used sparingly.
One sharp blow Is generally suffi
cient, and it should be accompanied
with a reprimand in words. Never
lose your patienco and beat the ani
mal in anger. To successfully train a
dog, it is necessary to place the great
est restraint upon your own feelings;
for if you once give way to anger the
dog will know It, and one-half your
Influence Is lost. To be sure, the
special line of education depends up
on the kind of dog you havo and what
you want him to do.
You may commence to teach the
pointer or setter to "stand" at a very
early age, using first a piece of meat,
praising and petting him when he
does well and reprimanding him when
required. Do not tire your pup out;
but if be doe» well once, let him play
and Bleep beforo trying again.
As he grows older, replace the meat
with a dead bird. The best sports
men of today do not allow their dogs
to retrelve, saying that tho “mouth
ing” of the dead and bloody birds af
fects the fineness of their noses.
To teach a dog to retrelve, com
mence with the young pup. Almost
any dog will chase a ball, and very
soon learn to bring it to his master.
When you have taught dog to "fetch"
he may be tried with game. It Is
very probable that the first birds he
brings will be badly "mouthed"—that
la, bitten and mangled. To break him
of this, prepare a ball of yarn so
wound over pins that the slightest
pressure will cause the points to pro
There have been a great many dif
ferent theories about the cause of
the noise we call thunder. Some
savage nations think it Is caused by
the clouds knocking together in a
storm and making a spark, like two
pieces of flint, with a crackling sound
at the same time. Not long ago. when
electricity first began to be under
stood, many persons believed that the
lightning made a hole in the air as It
passed along and that the rush of air
to fill up this vacuum caused the Since Lydia E. Pinkham*«
noise, just as ft Is caused by the air
Vegetable Compound Re
rushing back into the vacuum in a
big cannon.
stored Her Health.
The more modern theory, based on
some remarkable experiments with
very fluffy cotton that was made damp
Louisville, Ky.- -“I take great pleas
is that the Intense heat of the elec are in writing to inform you of what
trical discharge instantly turns the
Lydia E. Pinkham’s
surrounding vapor of the clouda into
Vegetable Com
»team and causes an explosion as sulf
pound has done for
den and fierce as gunpowder. It Is
me. I was weak,
the number and diversity of these
nervous, and cared
explosions that makes the crackling
for nothing but
sound we hear when the thunder is
sleep. Now I can
close to us. which would not be the
go ahead with my
case If the cause were the air rush
work daily and feel
ing into a single vacuum, as that
ten years younger
would make only one big bang, just
than before I started
like a cannon.
tak.'.'.g your medi
WOMAN FEELS “DIDN’T HURT A Bn’
10 YEARS
YOUNGER
Saving Grace.
Paterfamilias (looking up from the
morning paper)—I don't know what
we are going to do if the expense of
running our table keeps going up all
the time.
Youngest Boy—I know what I’d do.
"What, my boy?”
"Well, pop, for one thing I’d stop
saying grace at meals any more."—
Life.
cine. I will advise
any woman to consult with you before
going to a doctor.”—Mrs. I nize W iv -
US, 2229 Bank St, Louisville, Ky.
Another Sufferer Relieved.
Romayor, Texas.—“I suffered terri
bly with a displacement and bladder
trouble. I was in misery all the time
and could not walk any distance. I
thought I never could be cured, but my
mother advised me to try Lydia E. Pink
ham’s Vegetable Compound and I did.
" I am ihred of the displacement and
you better the bladder trouble is relieved. I think
fellowe that the Compound is the finest medicine on
earth for suffering women.” — Mrs.
to hear It, V iola J asper , Romayor, Texas.
His Cisse.
Robby—I think I like
than any of the other
come to see sister.
Percy—I am pleased
Robby. Why do you like me the
If yon want special advice write to
best?
Robby—Because sis always lets Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confi
me stay around and bear what you dential) Lynn, Mass. Tour letter will
be epened, read and answered by •
say.—Judge.
I vanian and held 1« strict confide««*
is what they all nay
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Teeth.
Out-of-towa pare
rle can bar« thwbr
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