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Moral Sense and Almanac. Apropos of another scamlal In the New York bar, Bishop WI niton C. Rutherford «aid In Mobile: “The moral« of the Now York bar M'em to be about like the moral« of Colonel Byrne, no better and no worse.- “Colonel Byrne, a Kentuckian, de fended a man for mur<ler. It wm te«- WANTED: tifl«w| that thl» man murdered a woman on the night of Auguet 20. Two or three witne««ee »aw the deed. It waa NO COMMISSION CHARGtD. committed under tho milky light of ■ Wit'« for logs ond our net i-a.h prlr. ll.l. full moon. W. an. ran'«« fait treatment, hiithaat price«. And I “The witneiic» were able to iden Th»< U l»r I * turn Mail,” (ilve u« a trial with Mur n«»l lot <1 i ioduco. t. H. '«hmal/ A ( a . MU, <»TUI. Ilv.ouo Hl I4JI.U,Si luMÖn. tify the defendant on account of the brilliance of the moonlight. The de A m «'"' * 94.AO to |IV «day relttaff wonderfulcbnn fendant could not prove an alibi, and ar. Int « mi i»fat«'. <>nl«*r Matter 8amp!«w ft”* Itriullry Aic> nta Supply Co.. Turk HU thing« looked pretty bad for him. San Fr au«*isoo. Cal. “But at thi« point Colonel Byrne The Queaa Sanitary l>u«tlng <’l«ah. **14114.“ produced an almanuc showing that on Dual cling« tv th« rkrth Inatrtut of bring scattered I the night In question there had been It» \, fa-<■ 1‘rioe k’i*c. Mirk Ilan Supply C m .. Mvr- no moon whatever. Thereupon a plan Av«., K»attl«, Wtreh ogi< ii . great laugh resounded through the court room and the defendant waa V. < olrNtMM, yer. W ret* i.gUHi speedily acquitted. I gi.it iMrfika tree “ ‘Colonel,’ said the defendant, af Itati« I» .r It ( l>, Ml rrf« IVIM « a Drat ar r VU «a terward, ‘how much do I owe you?’ " ‘You owe me,’ the colonel an swered, ‘|600.’ “ 'Ain’t that pretty steep?’ bailor«, sawmills eie. I ho J. K. Martin Co.. Al lat “ ‘No not when you consider that Ut.. Furt lami. Fami fur Block I lat ata! prfe-re. I only get $100 out of it.* “‘Why, what did you do with the other $400, Colonel? Bribe the jury?" " ‘No, slrl' shouted Colonel Byrne AI.I. OKI.» KM l-AIU'KI. IfrHI I'Atli. T all catalotf «»f Mm« ami ll've* (Mothlntf ami all 1 hotly. ‘No. sir. bo you think I have «earing «pnarel ready eon Send f*»r It now aod no moral aenaoT It coat me $400, learn Naw Way of having. ■ir, to get that almanac printed.’ ” LION (LOTH LN'G CO., TIME AND PATIENCE IN TRAINING DOG Veal, Pork, Poultry, Hides PA ÍLNTS Machinery Save Money on Your Clothes Portland. Ora. io «real; In Naw »ha,«. COLONIA GERMAN HEALING SALVE A w*>mlrrful «*«>thlfia «nlve fur llurna. Heald Honda. Horra an<l Wound« of all klnda. No b.*ki abwuki I* without it. an it la an e* cel lent re liable family remedy, <»»•« ide« jar rent to you prepaid fur ■>>« . twu fur &0r. Order U«lay from Wavtrei lift»«.. P. <>. II«« tit. Portland. Ora. Agents Wanted. SPOT CASH FOR YOUR Egg», Poultry, Hoga, Veal Nat prirea f. <1. b. Portland. week ending Sept. 17: Fre«h valley «gga. •>*<’ ilr»r<’n; dairy butter, ZJ. greanwry. !>• na I ).'« apringa. IdHtdlTc; duck«. llUldr. fan« y pork. Ill.UlZr. veaJ. fancy. ItdOsc. rae -ar a bark. &r 11». Ship ua fur«, wuula and hide«. Caeli by return mall. RUBY A CO., i”7 Front St.. Portland. Or. A«aata I'M).QUO.(JU. The “Topgrade" Shoe rOR MEN A Really Classy Shoe II)« Mo 4» Ml UMi. «• I, PRINCE SHOE CO., Portland. Ore. rOLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE- WASHINGTON tz TENTH STS> PORTLAND. ORE- Aiwa,a ahako In Allan", Foot Faaa, a powder. It run. hot. aweatinf, arblng, aeolian 1,-ct. urea roti,., Ingrowing rial 1, and bunions. At all <lrugg lata and shoe stcrca, "Z5r, Pont aeoopt in v .iilaliltoe. nau,|.le inallod FKI.L. Addraaa Allan H. Uluiato'l, la Ko,. N. Y. The Broken Spell. Among the White House correspon dents is one young man who wears long hair and a continual poetic tem perament. The other day tho White House squad were putting Secretary Joseph Patrick Tumulty through the third degree. He was excaedingly coy, and they had just gotten him to the point where news seemed likely forthcoming, when the young man with the poetic temperament drew from his pocket a small leather-bound volume and cried out, ecstatically: “Oh. Mr. Secretary, have you read this perfectly delightful little thing?” The spell was broken. Secretary Tumulty retired into hia shell and the disappointed news seekers went out side. When they had reached the safety sone Gus Karger turned fer ociously on the poetic young man. “Go back.” said he, hoarsely; “go back and sing to him. And when you are all through we’il drop in and see if we can earn our salaries.‘‘—Wash ington (0. C.) Post. Mothers win tlnfl Mrs. Winslows Soothing Wyrup th.- «t remedy tire tut their chlhlraa Aurlug the luolhlug period. Early Humor. Kind of Boy He Liked. Gladstone, when a boy, waa visiting Mother Is James a nice boy for in the country, and the farmer waa you to play marbles with. sonnie? showing him around. Coming to a Sonnie Sure. 1 can beat him every field that contained a large black bull, time. the farmer said: “There’s a fine, strong bull there, Master William, and it’s only two years old.” “How do you tell its age?” queried the boy. “Why, by its horns,” said the farmer. "By its horns?” young Gladstone Maybe Means of Absorbing looked thoughtful a moment, then his face cleared. “Ah, 1 sec. Two horns Disease Germs in Most —two years. ”—Boston Transcript. Pimples Should Be Watched Unexpected Manner. Bud’s Thoughtfulness. The rearerch la born Wry of The Swift Ppeclfio Company haw collected n vust amount of information regarding the aprea<l of bl<xj<l dbreti .<•.•». In thousands of huitnncrn tho mont virulent type« have been tho result of coming In contact with ¿Incuso germs In public placee, nn«l the apparently ln«lgnin. .u t pimple han boon the cause. It nprrudn with aetonlehlng rapidity, often InXw ting tho entire nyntern in a few days. M It le fortunate, however, that there Is a remedy to c po quickly and thoroughly with nuch a condition, and thanks to tho energy of Its producers tho famous 8. 8. 8. may n<>w bo had at almost any drug store In tho civilised world. This preparation stands alono as a blood purfUer. It Is somewhat revolu tionary In Its composition, since It ao- complIshcs all that waa ever claimed for mercury, lodldm. urncnic, and other de structivo mineral drugs, and yet It Is ab solutely a purely vegetable product There ar»» m<»ro caaes of articular rheu matism, locomotor ataxia, paresis, neu ritis, and similar dlNeaars resultant from the uso of minerals than most people are aware of. These facts aro brought out In a highly interesting book compiled by the medical department of Tho Swift Specific Co., mo Swift Bldg., Atlanta, Ga. It Is mailed free, together with a special letter of advice, to all who are struggling with a blood disease. Oet a bottle <»f 8. 8. S. to day of your druggist. It will surprise you with Its wonderful action In the blood. Don't accept something offered you as ••Just as good.” Tho only reason why any one should not try to sell you S. 8. 8. is the largo profit made on something cheaper from crude drugs. Beware of any attempt to persuade you td buy som^ thing in place of 8. 8. 8. One of the younger set in Newton, Kan., saya that her mother ia so crippled with rheumatism and it is so hard to see her doing the week’s wash ing that it is unendurable. “I alwnys go shopping on washday,“ says the Bud.—Kansas City Star. Young Lady (looking at rooms)—The sun doesn’t come in here at all. Land lady—No; that is why I charge so much for this room. You can sit by the window without danger of getting freckled.—Transcript. Same Thing. Wife (bitterly)—“How can you taik like that? You know that I never pester you for money.” Hub—“No, but the people you buy things from do.” If Lister Had Been Commercial. If Lister had sold his discovery of the antiseptic dressing of wounds, would his name stand where it does among the immortals? -Toronto Globe. Missionary—And you found no hap piness in leading a doube life? Sin ner—I felt as if I were leading the lives of two dogs.—Ex. Do you wish to earn a Better Salary? Business Training in the Following Branches at BEHNKE-WALKER BUSINESS COLLEGE English, Bookkeeping, Shorthand, Telegraphy, Arithmetic, Typewriting, Will clear the way for advancement. alogue. | Write for our cat BUSINESS COLLEGE UM. WAIKrR, President. fourth SU, Near Morrison, Portland. Or. No Cause to Worry. Do You " Feel Chilly" OR . Feverish and Ache all Over I I DR- PIERCE’S _ ftolden Medical Riscovery I I nwCANJAVF Chiropractor Constipation causes and aggravates many serious diseases. It is thoroughly cured by Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets. The favorite family laxative. a------------ ——----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I Inflammatory. At a dinner of firemen recently the “Teosophilua, ” »aid Mrs. Gosataa "Steady Boy, Steady." following sentiment was proposed: ’’just think. One-half the woq« “The Ladies! Their eyes kindle the doesn’t know how the other h«K trude and prick any object pressed (By FRANK H. SWKKT.) only flame which we cannot extin- lives!” "Nevermind, dear,” replied Moat of you boy» who live in the against the ball. guish, and against which there is no her long-suffering husband, “that ia*X country huvo dogs. Have you ever After the dog has pricked his mouth insurance.” your fault.” tried to train them, beyond the throw once or twice with th!» ball, he will ing of sticks for them to bring back, learn to pick it up and carry it in the and a few such tricks as standing on moit delicate manner. He may then tbclr hind legs, or burking for some bo tried again with a bird. Thia time thing to eat? he will probably bring it to you with Aa a boy. back In the country, 1 waa out ao much as rumpling a feather; but tho owner of a number of dog» at vari if, notwithstanding bls experience ous times, and until I waa pretty well with the ball of pins, your dog stiil grown, this was usually the extent of "mouths" the game, you must skin a Feel worn out—blue and tired ? Don’t letyour cold develop my training And my friends who bird and arrange the ball and pins into bronchitis, pneumonia or catarrh. The reliable alter had dogs trained them in about the Inside the skin so aa to prick sharp ative and tonic which has proven its value in the past 40 yean is same way. Possibly some of you ly upon a light pressure. Make a dog "fetch" the bird skin have bright dogs that are capable of knowing much more than they do. If until he Is completely broken of his so, the following general directions, bad habit of biting or "mouthing” learned by experience, may be of use. game. With pointers and setters, at first First of all, teach your dog that Restores activity to tho liver and to the circulation—the blood is you mean exactly what you »ay, and you will have to give your commands purified, the digestion and appetite improved and the whole body by word of mouth; but If you accom feels the invigorating force ot thia extract of native medicinal that he must obey you. plants. In consequence, the heart, brain and nerves feel the Never under any circumstances al pany each command by an appro refreshing influence. For over 40 years this reliable remedy has low him to shirk, and even a naturally priate gesture, the pup will soon learn been eolu in liquid form by ail medicine dealers. It can now also bo obu.ned in tablet form in $1.00 and 50c boxes. If your druggist stupid pup will learn to look upon to understand and obey the slightest doesn't keep it, send 60 ono-eent stamps to R.V.Piorce, M.D. Buffalo. your word as law and not think of motion of the hand or head. After teaching a dog to "heel,” The Common Sente Medical Adciter—a book of disobeying. 1008 paget—antwert all medical quettione. Strict obedience to your word, whis "down charge,” and to "hie on” at Send 31c in onc^cnl tlampt to H.V. Pierce, 31. D, tle. or slightest gesture once obtained, command, you may show him game it Is an easy matter to finish the dog's and teach him to "quarter" his ground education. Hear in mind that there by moving yourself In the direction May Be Some Truth in This. Prospective Statesman. is about aa great a difference in the you wish the dog to go. The dog will “There was a time in my romantic “Your boy stole a barrel of apple* character and natural Intelligence of not be long in understanding and young life when I believed there was from me the other day.” “Dear uml dogs as there Is In boys. Not only obeying. When your pointer comes to a point, such a thing as a broken heart,” com 1 wonder where that boy will wind does this exist between the distinct mented Cordelia Killjoy, “but nowa up?” “I think he'll wind up in th« varieties of dogs, but also between teach blm to be steady by repeating days I think it is often mistaken for legislature. He talked me into bw- the different Individuals of the same softly, "Steady boy. steady," at the what is really a cracked head.” ' lieving that it was all right.” same time holding up your hand. In variety. All Newfoundlands possess similar characteristics; but each in course of time the words will be omit dividual varies considerably In Intelli ted; the hand raised as a caution will gence, amiability, and all those little keep tho dog steady; but should he traits that go to make up a dog's char break point and flush the game, as a young dog is more than liable to, you acter. It is well for you to understand this may give him the whip and at the Our big 1913 catalog (ire«), ahowa thousands of the most wonderful bargains ever offered in tW fact, that you may not be disappointed same time use some appropriate history of the building business. It will show you how to save money on Lumber, Sash, Dwrx words that the dog will remember. or make your pet dog suffer because Hardware, paints and all bnHdinp materials. We rell to you direct at faetnry prices. After your dog has been taught to it cannot learn as fast aa some one PAINTS obey, it Is well to put him in the field DOORS you may know of. And let It be Im- Th<ms«nd«fc=£^ with an old. well-trained dog. of styles p ■ Buy ye«» lutnbet fret* the flrat cr^dlre Orel buy Beth t«bOh) and else* l(—] As every sportsman has a peculiar fret* retail y*rd« that «ell lumber that ha« b*«* c-aSad $22&( in »lock A ir—i • J or 4 He»« Our» la all flrgt grade «nd flret system of his own for breaking a for < h i torres prices b«- Ww ««Il dtrwct at mill prlc«« Bend re your lUta aaS K, J. «♦» Be your own prompt dog, it Is scarcely necessary to give «*r teck-bouoea. prepaid price* for« you buy plembor? We delivery. / more than these few hints; only let point Well mv < • ell plumbinc from me caution you once more against 1115 up y os money on material« of all Our free cata using the whip too often. Spare the paints for House. kinds nt whole sale prices Toll- log sbowa the lash and keep a good stock of patience Floor. Watoo or eta. Lavatories. fl neat Use of Bara. Barn Sinks. Pip«. Fit doors shown any- on hand. Otherwise, in breaking the tings, valve*, where, all at m'U Paine dog you will also break hia spirit, and faucets, etc 90c gal. price* have a mean, treacherous animal that will slink and cringe at your slightest look, but seldom obey you when he thinks he is out of reach of the Overheard at the Club. Hours. 10 a. m, to 0 p. m. Mm 5714 dreaded whip. “Mazie Gay way says she makes her or by appointment husband pay her a dollar every time DR. JOSEPH ROANE MODERN THEORY OF THUNDER he kisses her. She's saving for a limousine.” “Now, if she'd only SPINAL ADJUSTMENTS Intense Heat of Electrical Discharge adopted a similar plan before she met Gay way, she might have had a whole Scientific Treatment of all Acute and Chromia Turns Vapor Into Steam and i > «earefl. l icensed Practitioner. Suite garage. ’ ’—J udge. Causes Loud Explosion. ^rvade Building. Seatt-e. On the Scent. pressed upon your mind that to make youT dog obey or to teach It the most difficult trick or feat it la rarely nec essary to use the whip. If the dog. as he will sometimes do, knowingly and wilfully disobeys, the whip may be used sparingly. One sharp blow Is generally suffi cient, and it should be accompanied with a reprimand in words. Never lose your patienco and beat the ani mal in anger. To successfully train a dog, it is necessary to place the great est restraint upon your own feelings; for if you once give way to anger the dog will know It, and one-half your Influence Is lost. To be sure, the special line of education depends up on the kind of dog you havo and what you want him to do. You may commence to teach the pointer or setter to "stand" at a very early age, using first a piece of meat, praising and petting him when he does well and reprimanding him when required. Do not tire your pup out; but if be doe» well once, let him play and Bleep beforo trying again. As he grows older, replace the meat with a dead bird. The best sports men of today do not allow their dogs to retrelve, saying that tho “mouth ing” of the dead and bloody birds af fects the fineness of their noses. To teach a dog to retrelve, com mence with the young pup. Almost any dog will chase a ball, and very soon learn to bring it to his master. When you have taught dog to "fetch" he may be tried with game. It Is very probable that the first birds he brings will be badly "mouthed"—that la, bitten and mangled. To break him of this, prepare a ball of yarn so wound over pins that the slightest pressure will cause the points to pro There have been a great many dif ferent theories about the cause of the noise we call thunder. Some savage nations think it Is caused by the clouds knocking together in a storm and making a spark, like two pieces of flint, with a crackling sound at the same time. Not long ago. when electricity first began to be under stood, many persons believed that the lightning made a hole in the air as It passed along and that the rush of air to fill up this vacuum caused the Since Lydia E. Pinkham*« noise, just as ft Is caused by the air Vegetable Compound Re rushing back into the vacuum in a big cannon. stored Her Health. The more modern theory, based on some remarkable experiments with very fluffy cotton that was made damp Louisville, Ky.- -“I take great pleas is that the Intense heat of the elec are in writing to inform you of what trical discharge instantly turns the Lydia E. Pinkham’s surrounding vapor of the clouda into Vegetable Com »team and causes an explosion as sulf pound has done for den and fierce as gunpowder. It Is me. I was weak, the number and diversity of these nervous, and cared explosions that makes the crackling for nothing but sound we hear when the thunder is sleep. Now I can close to us. which would not be the go ahead with my case If the cause were the air rush work daily and feel ing into a single vacuum, as that ten years younger would make only one big bang, just than before I started like a cannon. tak.'.'.g your medi WOMAN FEELS “DIDN’T HURT A Bn’ 10 YEARS YOUNGER Saving Grace. Paterfamilias (looking up from the morning paper)—I don't know what we are going to do if the expense of running our table keeps going up all the time. Youngest Boy—I know what I’d do. "What, my boy?” "Well, pop, for one thing I’d stop saying grace at meals any more."— Life. cine. I will advise any woman to consult with you before going to a doctor.”—Mrs. I nize W iv - US, 2229 Bank St, Louisville, Ky. Another Sufferer Relieved. Romayor, Texas.—“I suffered terri bly with a displacement and bladder trouble. I was in misery all the time and could not walk any distance. I thought I never could be cured, but my mother advised me to try Lydia E. 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