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[ poultry and game Can vat you fancy price« for Wild Pucka and other aante In •«■»«on. Write ua fur •aah offer on all kind« of poultry, pork. eta. NEW WRINKLES FOR WRITERS Modern Novelists Must Avoid All Buch Commonplsc* EsprtMlon* a* “He Bald" and "Bha Bald.” Pearson-I’age Co., Portland It la reported that th<< latest fashion lit story writing < lluilnat«* th» "ho said" anti th« "*h« «aid ' nntlrrly, and OW«Kl> F. Hl'KTun «•—r.r sea vk.mlw. It I* added that publhdiers und editors |^>u<l«-lle. Colorado. H|*- iii » h tiol'l. 1 M aih»i i«ad tl 4« .14. Plher. Mr. Gold Miet /.<ue glvu th« preference to those writer» or C«i||xi U Al *HI« m en «eloper • .4 fall prn*** li«< who cun avoid these commonplace* of ■•ill on Mi>i>lHia*ion (Vu* roi m »4 l'ntpir* wwtk«u Ikllod. lUfereuoei (kMtoaaiflJiaUMMU Ueuh. thn old fusliloned standard author* In the greateat variety of ways For in- atunco, the new style will go solute W at aaa I’. telrmen, Paient lawyer. V* M«li)n<t'>i> thing like this: I» C, Advice Mf><1 Irre. "Beresford,’* »ho cooed |U»u<a r« ••oiiahia. lligbeai rel»reui«c lAeetM«vb*« He did not h< > d |>< r He was in The French Nerorol-|fand Machín, one of Ills black moods err bouirh«. auld and clock on the round I struck 3. It waa e«rhan«ed: rnflnee, 7 o'clock. U'ller«. eawmilla. etc. 1 he J. E Martin Co.. K.I lat lit.. rutilami. Herd fur Klock I lat and prUee, "Girl," he hissed retrospectively. Him was by Ills aide In a moment. ' Mon ungo." she thickly articulated. "Was lllffskl hern today?" lie brutal ly Intimated I'oMTi.AHp. On buon "Not today," she Intermittently Resident and Day Schoo! (or Girls In sbarre of Hlelrr* <>f Upjohn D«pti«t (Kplscftpal) enunciated "Tomorrow." C»Ilegiat*. A<ad*a»l* sad Bl»*«<ii«ry Deportai*«la, He Comprehended Iter stuimnerlng M«ele. Ar«. iluviOn. & >«»•• t|c Art. lMua«atl« Sci*u«e» SyaMi«*l«ui ri«r <-elal<*a adilreM confusion. Turnisti it at ri molt,urrtreBO "Ho thia Is the way you keep th* DU llrleua Hall faith?" he hoarsely satirized Her head drooped The chance shut had DAISY FLY KILLER fôSSSTr.’Â gone home, lie stared at her unne» I,»». N*«i. •!••«. or- lugly. Then ripping a handful of slat* n Mn« C»»o » * a»* «•». «’ • •»». Latta all from the tawdry gilt chair he flung • •atoa. Al. 1« « I e««<«i. : i i ¡» t! h^i « it ** then savugely at the fauteull la) ura anyth inf. "This Is the end." she stuccatoed (^»f»hlft I rl1e«G»*. fluid Ly d*al*ra, <«• a* she lifted the tiger rug by Its fluffy < »»at i r ••ytiMiae tall. patdl 'f |l. ■ABOLI» HUMABA. AM D«X*1B A»»-. M/wXlya, N. t. "Halnted Toner, how I suffer!” he moaned morosely Then hastily draw ing off one of his riding boots he re Hours, lus m t«* »• j». tn.. M m S7U versed it and a huge pebble clattered ut by appointment to the Inlaid floor Itesuinlng the boot Dll. JOSEPH ROANE he blindly crashed through the high French windows and turned the near est corner. SPINAI. A DJI SIM ENTS For a bitter half hour she stood SelenIirte Treatment of all Acuta and Chronic I IHsraara I Irrnaed Practitioner Huit» 424-6-7 where she had fullcii und awaited hl* return. "Gone!" she convulsed —Cleveland Plain la al.-r PATENTS Machinen/ St. Helens Hall Chiropractor M.&M. SCHOOL of TELEGRAPHY &33-MA t h»ml*f uf < ommrrre llulldlua I I l< I I SM» "Hl < »N A sc html for the tru« hing <»f l * leg raphy urvler «he t>rre«>nal auprrvi*»«-n ■ f th® pruprietur. A. E. Myrre. »■«>• rt U’lrgrapher l»ay and flieht aeaab na. 'JlltM. ( «ntrMW in rany monlhly Inata i u» laka up a wall l ai»! i fraaloa at Uttia cool Wfttfl für full pari uiara Removing Mildew Stains. Soaking mildew »tain» in butter milk or aour milk will many times re move them, but not alwaya. Try a solution of one heaping teanpoonful of chloride of lime to a quart of »oft water; »train when well dissolved and dip the mildewed spots in it until the »tain» disappear, then rinse immedi ately and thoroughly in clear water. Mnth.rs will rnn Mr. Winslows rv-.thlor •yrup th«’ U st r< « dv t«> use tut IhelX chUdrea lurlug ihu U*olbhig petiud. All Need Forgivenea«. He that cannot forgive others break» the bridge over which he must himself pass, fur every man haa need to be forgiven.— Ixird Herbert. Emergency Plea. One night Marjorie and her sister were enjoying a pillow fight before going to sleep. They had been told repeatedly to be quiet. Finally their mother could »fund the noise no longer and started for their room. They heard her coining, and five-year-old Marjorie dropped down on her knees beside her bed and said: "Oh, God, please turn mo into a mouse, so 1 can bide under the bureau I" Alwaya Something to Blame. Some mon blame their shortcomings »n their families and others on the newspaper*. Atchi*on Globe. Ilia Future Aaaured. CHANCE FOR AMBITIOUS BOY Farming Oflara Graat Advantage foe Suocaaa and la Growing Better •• Year* Roll By. Boy*, do you know that you all will b* men some day? We hope yuu will grow up to be g<M>d men; that la, mon that will b« worth something to your self and to others. Men thst are worth somethin« to theuisulvee *nd to other* ar* those who have learnod to do something and to do It well. In order to l*arn to do things well one must get knowl- ed«<> through actual experience, not by seeing other people do thing*. I should like to see «very farmer boy become ■ g<x>d farmer. There I* no better occupation. Th« farm offer* great *drant«x«* for *ucc*M. and farm life 1* a splendid life. And it Is growing better a* the years go by. The boy who learn* to term right today will be a big man tomorrow. Ho will have mom ad vantage* than th* avurage business or professional man. Begin to farm on your own hook while you am *1111 a boy. Take up •omo lino of farming and work it out. Make It pay. You can do It. Your parent* will help you to *tart If you show them that you mean busi ness. and are going to stick to it- Tell them your plan* and begin. The writer began farming when ho wa* twelve year* old. He started with chicken* and mad« a failure at first. Ho then took up gardening and made It pay- Ho shipped choice vegetables to a city and gut good money for them. Then ho took up poultry again and added it to bi* gardening and made both pay. Nobody helped him. Choose something you like and be gin. Raise chickens or pigs or sheep. If you like to work with plant*, grow vegetable* or small fruit. We know a boy who made over *30 on a little patch of straw bcrrlo* one summer. Any boy can grow string or lima bean* and there la always a good market for them. A small patch of celery can easily be made to yield *25 to *50 In one year Start Into farming for yourself tn a small way. Begin thia year.— J. K. J. Little Elsie, sitting in s street car Argument a* to Object of Fane *t opposite a man with twitching eyelids, , whispered to her mother: "Mamma, Baseball Game le Ended With that poor man ha* the hiccup* in hi* : a Ruch and Yell. eyes.”______ _ "I tell you," the man with the Don’t buy water f</r bluing. Liquid blue la al> ’ all water Buy Rad Grana Ball blue, thn goatee was saying, as there came a frvrnt blue that's all blue. slight lull In the game, "what brings the funs here Is th* certainty that Man's Preference. they're going to see a good gain« of "Men in youth, or age, or middle ball. They want their own team to age, will sooner kiss a pretty mouth win, of course, but It's the fine play than a clever brow any day, or every that—" day.”—“Wilsam,” by S. C. Nether- "Bosh!” Interrupted the man with sole. th'- white hair and black eyebrows; "they don't care a darn about the fine play All they want Is to see the borne team win I've seen them wj>- plaud thn other team's errors when they helped to—” You save both the wholesaler’» and re "Rot! They cheer a brilliant play, tailer's profits when erdering, for wa manufacture this material. no matter which side make* It. There 1- ply, weight 35 lbs. to 10S «q, ft........ *1.25 are 20.000 people hero today, not be 2- ply, weight 45 lbs. to 108 eq. fL.... 1.60 cause they are stuck on seeing their 3- ply. weight 65 lbs. to 108 sq. ft........ 1.75 own side win, but because— Write for samples or order! direct from Just then everybody rose to his this ad. Satisfaction guaranteed. feet, uttered a wild yell, and began HOMESTEAD ROOFING DIRECT FROM FACTORY’ J. E. BERKHEIMER MFC. CO., Tacoma, Wash. a rush for the outside. Only one man was out, and a sure Strlk'-r waa at the bat— But th» man on third had sneaked Continues Its Usefulness. That Was Art. In with the winning run. The home In Ipoh, (Malay peninsula) one of "Realistic?” repeated the critic, team had won. the pioneer motor-cars in the country "well, I should say he was realistic, is now in almost constant use as a You just ought to have seen the sax Wifely Sarcasm. funeral hearse. Hauled by coolies, the citement he created in his studio when "Mr nibbles. Just managed to gel proud old pioneer wend* its frequent, he drew the corks in a dinner scene he the front door open As he steered slow, laborious way to the cemetery, was painting the other day.” somewhat uncertainly toward th* stair* ho tripped on a toy train be longing to his little son and measured U7TIY go along dav after gl his length on the floor. day Buffering when aid __ Mrs. nibbles rushed down the stairs, is at hand so convenient and having been awakened from her slum at so little cost bers by the noise of Mr. Dibbles' fall. “Are you hurt, dear?" she asked her lord. "Nope, m’dear,” answered Mr. Blb- bles, looking up at her stupidly as he lay on the floor. "Not 'tall, m’dear. And just because I happened to take aids digestion and purifiea the __ _____________________ >_____ _____ one too many, don't call me down.” blood. As a consequence both I* the stomach and liver return to their normal and healthy condition. "Umph!" exclaimed Mrs. Blbbles. Nervousness and biliousness soon disappear. The entire system "It appears to me that you are'al take* on new life. ready down.” For over forty years this famous old medicine ha* “made good’’—and nevermore so than today, NO DANGER. enjoying a greater sale all over the world than any other doctor’s prescription. Stomach Weak? Blood Bad? Liver Lazy? Dr. Pierce’s Golden Nervous ? Medical Discovery New Name Every Five Year*. If he lives until he Is 21 years old Charles Durant Hearst Elbert Hub- hard Haguo Maines will get {20,000 and the Interest which will accrue on that amount for the- nest twenty-one yearn The child 1» the first son of George G Maine*, a real estate operator and leader of the Progressive party of Poughkeepsie, who eloped two year* ago with Miss Ma>- Zimmerman, of Flint, Ml ch , student nt the Glen Eden Seminary in Poughkeepsie The youngster will b<- christened Chariea and at the end of five years the name Durant will be added. He will get 11,000 at that time. Five years later the name Hearst will be added and another S 1,000 will bo forthcom Ing. When l><- Is 15 year* old the ROLLER SKATING IS AMUSING name Elbert will lx* added and also Pastime Has Become Quite Popular In another *1,000 When ho haa reached London—On* Winner Imitated Air the age of 20 year* the name Hubbard man In Biplane. will be added, and when he 1* 21 Hague will be added. Then ho will Roller skating Is a mom or lee* Mr. Roach—Help- Help! Mr. Bug Is get *20.000 with accrued Interest from fashionable pastime In Ixmdon and drowning! 111* fath- r the carnival* held each year am re Mr. Bug—Save your breath, Mr. markable for the ingenuity of fancy* Roach, I'm only taking my regular USEFUL ANIMAL dress and novelty costumes devised by milk bath. participants, say* the Popular Mechan ics. The winner of the second prize in Keeping Informed. "Two years ago you told me the Woggs car was the best automobile in the world." “Yes.” “And now you say the Boggs is the only one worth having." "I get my Information direct The salesman who sold me the Woggs car Mr. Nelson, a western farmer, pos ha* gone to work for the Boggs peo sesses a gentleman hog for which he ple.” ha* refused several hundred dollars Tho hog la broken to the saddle and Bad Weather. hl* owner rides him around the farm Farmer Haiback—This dry weath on his dally trip of "looking things er's burnln' up the corn. over." The animal Is not much on Mr. Citlman—Those clouds over yon speed, his record being a mile In four der look as if they would bring a heavy teen minutes, but the novelty of riding rain. tije hog pleases Mr. Nelson. Fanner Haiback—Yes, an' the "Does my boy,” inquired the par ent, "seem to have a natural bent in any one direction?" "Yes, sir,” said the teacher. “He gives every indica tion of being a captain of industry Automatic Cut-Off. tome day. He gets the other boy* to One of the most Ingenious of recent 1<> all his work for him.” Invention* Is a simple device to pre vent steamship propellers from "rac ing" when there Is a heavy sea run ning. If the waves run high and the ship tosses tho propellers often are entirely out of water when the ship's noso la down, and consequently tho en A Remedy That Has Shown gines race wildly. The old remedy for thia condition was to have an engineer a Most Remarkable turn off the steam just as the propel Purifying Effect. lers wero rising out of the water, and ' turn the steam on again as the propel Th* word medicine I n one of the most lers returned to the sea. The new In abimed In our language. There are cer vention consists of n little tube partial tain medicinal properties juvt as necea- ly filled with mercury that flows back nary t<» health iih tho food we eat. Take, for example, the well known tonic medi and forth with tho tossing of the ship. cine 8. 8. 8. This famous blood purifier Tills tube can be so adjusted that It contains medicinal components just as will turn the «team off just as tho ves vital and eNRentlnl to healthy blood as sel kicks her propellers In the air, the elements of wheat, roast beef, the fats and the sugars that mako up our and turn It on again when they are due to strike tty» water. dally ration. A n a matter of fact, there fa one In- gradient In 8. 8. 8. which servos the Such a Shock. active purpose of stimulating each cel lular part of the body to the healthy First Messenger Hoy—I had to take and judicious selection of Its own essen a pretty tough wire up to that Klldey tial nutriment. That Is why It regener- fifes the blood supply; why It has such a girl on de ave dis mornln’. Railway tremendous Influence In overcoming ec- smash an' a lot of her folks badly r.emn, rash, pimplee, and all skin af hurt. She made me stay for tie reply flictions. And In rojrenorafInrr the tissues S. S. h . ’ while she read it. Second Messenger Boy—Did sh* has a rapid and positive antidotal e*ect upon all those Irritating Influences that faint? cause rheumatism, sore throat, weak eyes, "Nope." falling hnlr. loss of weight, thin, pale "Scream?” cheeks, end that weariness of muscle and "Nope.” nerve that I n generally experienced as spring fever. Get n bottle of 8. 8. 8. at "What did she say?" any drug store, and In a few days you “She said: 'What do you know about will not only feel bright and energetic, but you will be the plctiire of new life. that?’ ”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. 8. 8. 8. Is prepared only In the laboratory of The Swift Specific Co., lflO Swift Bl<lg., Gigantic Breed. Atlanta. Ga , who maintain a very effi A woman at a recent dog show no cient Medical Department, whore all who have any blood iHsofder of a stubborn ticed a pretty girl gnzlng around a* If nature may write freely for advice and puzzled. She went over to her and a speoial book of Instruction. 8. 8. S. Is sold everywhere by drug stores, de [said: "Pardon me, but can't you And partment and general stores. the kennel you wish? If not, I shall Beware of any attempt to sell you be glad to assist you.” something “Just as good” as 8. 8. 8. "Oh. thank you," she replied. "Would Huch a claim Is preposterous. There is nothing else "just as good” as R. 8. 8., you mind showing mo where they ar» nor Is there another remedy similar to Mhl’JItrtig* tho ocean greyhound*?"— this famous blood purifier. National Monthly. Is A Wonder In the Blood NEWS fortHe YOUNG PEOPLE derned rain will spile the sweet pota toss.—Puck. Roller Skating for Fun. B recent carnival imitated an airman, seated In a biplane in the position of the pilot "Dummy” legs were re quired to carry out the Imitation, the effect being ludicrous. Wrongly Named. Titmouse is a bird. Badin's bay is not a bay. Shrewmouse is no mouse. Cat gut should be sheep gut Scaling wax contains no wax. Slave mean* noble or llluatrious. Blind worms have eyes and can see. Irish stew is a dish unknown in Ire Und. Dutch clocks are of German manu facture. Rice paper 1* not made of rice or the rice plant Cleopatra's needle should be named after Thotmes III. Kid gloves are not made of kid. but of lamb skin or sheep skin. Oerman silver is not sliver at all. nor of German origin, but has been used in China for centuries. How It Struck EIMe. INTERESTED IN HOME TEAM Reform. "What have you done about cur rency reform?” "Well." replied the man who Is al ways cheerful, “we've arranged to have it washed and have some elegant new designs; which is surely some thing toward making the currency pure and beautiful.” * r For sale at all druggist* in liquid or tablet form, or you can send fifty lc stamp* for trial box. Addre** — | DR. R. V. PIERCE, BUFFALO, N. Y. — Not Hardly. Doctor (to anxious husband and father)—"All the baby wants is some good milk, and take care that it al- ; ways comes froa the same cow. As for the mother, there's nothing really the matter with her, only a little weakness, that's all. And she’ll soon pick up if she has every day some un derdone beefsteak.” Anxious hus band—“From the same ox, doctor?” When Your Eyes Need Care Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smarting—Feelfl Fine—Acu» Quickly. Try it for Red, Weak, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illuo* trated B«><>k in each Package. Murine ia compounded by our OcvUsts—not a “Patent Med icine”—but naed in successful Physicians’Prac- Meo for many years. Now de<lirated to the Pub lic and sold by Druggists at 26c and 60c per Bottle. Marine Bye Salve la Aseptic Tubes, xc and 60c. Water in bluing1 is adulteration Glass and wa ter make liquid blue c<*tly. Buy Red Croaa Rail. Blue, makes clothes whiter than snow. Daily Thought. Let your first effort be not for wealth, but independence. Whatever be your talents, whatever your pros Systematic Slaughter of Rats. pects, never be tempted to speculate A price is set on the head of the rat away, on the chance of a palace, that in Tokyo, and, according to the Far which you need as a provision against East, "The sight is frequently seen in the workhouse.—Lord Lytton. the side streets of the city of some blooming damsel gingerly .conveying a small rat, suspended by a string tied to its tail, to the police box. Here an official receipt is given for the rat. i* what they all say which entitles the holder to 5 sen, at d so the plague is combated and the peo uf our ple protected against foul epidemics.” i Painless Method* of Extracting Teeth. Murine Eve Remedy Co., Chicago “DIDN’T HURT A BIT” BLUE AND DISCOURAGED Mrs. Hamilton Tells How She Finally Found Health in Lydia E. Pinkham’s Veg etable Compound. Warren. Ind. —“I was bothered ter Game Law*. “Game laws are great Institutions," ribly with female weakness. I had pains and was not regular, said the sportsman. "They prevent my head ached all many wonderful animals from becom the time. I had hear ing extinct." ing down pains and "Yes,” replied the cautious person. my back hurt me the “But I'm rather glad they didn't have biggest part of the any when petrodactyls and glyptodons time. I was dizzy were hanging around." and had weak feel ings when I would A Traitress. stoop over, it hurt "She was drummed out.” me to walk any dis "Expelled from the suffragettes?” tance and I felt blue “Yes; they ascertained that she was and discouraged. merely hiking to take off weight and "I began taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s not through any real xeal for the Vegetable Compound and am now in cause." good health. If it had not been for that medicine I would have been in my Woman's Lov* and Man's Love. "There's just two things that break grave along time ago.”—Mrs. A rtie E. up many happy homes," observed a H amilton , R.F.D. No. 6. Warren, Ind. philosopher. "What's them?" Inquired a listener. Early Activity. "Woman’s love for dry goods an' "Some day you may be president of man's love for wet goods, b'gosh!” the United States," said ths admiring father. Wrong Kind. "That's true,” replied th* alert "We had an alarming situation in small boy thoughtfully. "You wouldn't our family this morning." cars about coming to the front with “Dear me! What was It?” an advanco contribution to th* cam "My wife set the clock by mistake paign fund, would you?” for four o’clock Instead of seven.” Outspoken Intelligence. A letter addressed “To my dear God in Heaven,” written in a child’s hand writing, was recently posted in a Rus sian townlet. As the address wa* written in German, the Russian post authorities forwarded it to the Ger man frontier postoffice at Tilsit. Th* postmaster of the latter place returned it to its place of origin with the fol lowing superscription : "To be re turned. The addressee is in HeSven. with which Germany has no communi cation.” Chit-of-town pwo rl* can have their plata and brxirw- work finished ia one day if necew a r y. An absolute guar> antae, backed by 3B rear* in Portland Wise Dental Co. orrict hours : 8 A. M. tn 8 P. M. Sundays 9 to t Phone«: A 2029: Main 2029. faiUnc Bldg.. Third and Washington. Portia«# HTbj/ pay larye fees for operations for Pile* when by using Dr. Schreuder’s Pile Remedy Ortain cure can be effected. Largo siaa S1.00; trial size 10c. The Vitalitas Chemical Co. North Bsnk Blds.. Smttle. Wash. Another Case. Esmond. R. I. —“I write to tell yog how much good your medicine has don* me and to let other women know that there is help for them. I suffered with bearing down pains, headache, was ir regular and feltblue and depressed all the time. I took Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound and commenced to gain r.i a short time and I am a well wo man today. I am on my feet from early meeting until late at night running * A Young Philosopher. Small Area. "Biffels Is always blowing about hl* bosrding house and do all my own work. Mother—You disobedient boy! Tvs I bop* that many suflering women will a mind to whip you. ancestral estates." "Don't pay any attention to Blffels. try your medicine. It makes happier Willis—Well, ma. there's nothing so easy to change as a woman's mind, He waa born on a forty-foot suburban wives and mothers.”—Mrs. A nna H an - | sn , Esmond. Rhode Island. you know.” r. N. u. I w?a No. 31, '13 writing to advartiaera. Ute gag»,