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PATENTS in« Naw Womanhood. The now education must meet ths need« of womanhood ns well as of manhood. How strung« that only with in a generation have we really begun to provide natural education for girl«. Thia la not so surprising, however, In view of woman's position of relative Inferiority down even to Um present hour. Many a man, though born of woman, still unconsciously holds his own mother In such contempt as to class her, In the eyes of the law, with Infants, imbeciles and convicts, and therefore incompetent to participate In the government of the race she bears! To keep woman In that position 1« not only unjust and illogical, but it Is agnlnst nature, and therefore must and shall bo reformed. And you men, my reuders, will yet be the leaders In this reform, writes the editor of Farm and Home. Nor will you. who nlwillshed black slavery 60 years ago, wait another half century before abolishing white slav- ery. Wll«f« K. 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Their medical laboratory In famous and Is con ducted by renowned experts la blood aad skin dlsuusus. Choir Couldn't See It. r learn to be <i DETECTIVE 1 Do You Hear Well? The choir of n village church had tung an anthem in the fine style. with all its might and ntrength. till the wry roof of the old church seemed to titrate with tremendous uproar. At the close of the anthem the leaaon for the day wim begun “And after the uproar was cessed," the parson read out, In a clear and sonorous voice The whole congregation Immediately tltt. r.-il audibly, but the choir could not understand the Joke. ! i I j I This Poet’s Wife Wai Practical. ■'If I can do anything to cheer and brighten the Ilves of my fellow men I shall be perfectly satisfied." remarked the long haired poet. "Then." replied his weary wife, "why don't you quit writing poetry and get up a comic Thorny Pathway of Genius. series In which the humor Is furnished by some one who hltH another over An advertisement taken from a Chi the head with a club?” cago morning paper shows to what a pass a genius may come In a great W«t.-r In bln nir I. iwtiihrrsOon GI xm and ws- •‘Wanted A collaborator, by a Sr make llqiod Mun r.~i ly. Huy H..I Crow. BaU city: lun, makaa rloihr» whiter than mow. young playwright. The play Is al ready written; collaborator to furnish Art as Amusement. board and bed until play Is produced.*' Post Impressionist—Of course I Brevity. paint purely for my own amusement, you know. Visitor to Studio—Non Barber (beginning the haircut)— sense, my dear follow. They simply “Have you heard the story about the tickle us to death, too!—London Opin guy that (resuming business)—want It short, sir?'* Customer (a tired ion. editor)—“Yes; a mere synopsis will do! “-—Judge. Habits of Men. Some men carry a pint of small When Your Eyes Need Care change and others never break a dol lar bill until the fragments of the Try Murine Bye Remedy» No Smarting—Feris —Acta Quickly. Trv It for R« <1, Weak, previous dollar have been totally ex Fine Watery Kyea and tiranulatrd Eye lid a. Il lus pended. ______ tra! rd Book In each Pnckaire. Murine is Mother. Win find Mrs. Winslow«« Soothing Syrup III.' I. ai r.■■......Ir tn use to« llialr vUUdrau during itm u-etlilus jierlud. Jackdaw Refused to Go. A Jackdaw followed some children (o a school at Wargrave-on-Tbames, the other day, and when lessons began tried to go Inside. When a tencher at tempted to enteh It the jackdaw de fiantly exclaimed. "(let out! Get out!" It remained In the playground until the children were let out. F'BELIEVE ME'J There is no common-sense reason why you should lie without appetite why you sufTer distress after eating— why your liver and bowels should l>e inactive. Try Hostetter’s STOMACH BITTERS It will help you overcome all Stomach, Li ver and Bowel ills GET A BOTTLE AT ONCE compound««! by our (»cnll*i* nut a ••Patent Med ic In«*"—but medl In sorc«*«aful Phywlrian«* Prao- Uce for many Tran. Ni.w dndicalvkj to tbr Put>- 6i. and sold by l»rutf<ii*t ■ at »c and tac per Hotlta. urluu Nyo Halve In Aseptic Tubes, 2Lc and Mta. Murine Svo Romedy Co., Chicago Unwelcome Preemption. An EngllHh doctor, recommending exerclBO to prevent nervous break down«, «aye: 'if you are feeling «tale and unprofitable and longing for some active exorcise, you may obtain it by walking briskly up and down the stair«." Moat of ub , however, will con tinue to prefer to press the elevator button. Don't buy water for bintnir. Liquid blue la al- Kt all wati r. lluy Kill Cron. Hall blua, th« ithat'eaUbliw. Didn't Quite Understand. Mrs. Ponsonby visiting Paris, is re ceiving her friend« at a "little even ing," and thinking to have a pleasant change after talk, suggests to a guest: "And now, M. Dubois, shall we have a rubber?" "Ah, madam«," said M. Dubois, with perfect politeness, but piteously, "a thousand thanks, mals- —je—Je—n’nlme pas le massage!" Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets cure constipation. Constipation is the cause of many diseases. Cure the cause and you cure the disease. I'.asy to take. Chivalry Interpreted. The phenomena of courtesy and chivalry aro simply additional proofs that women have no souls, and that when a man Is being "polite" to a woman, he is simply ascribing to her the minimum sense of personal im portance Is attached precisely In the measure that it Is understood.—Weln- inger. Complimented. Stella—"Was Mrs. Newrich called a parasite?" Hella—"Yea, but she thought It had something to do with Paris.” CONSIDER ONLY DUTY -PENDICITIS” NEXT ON US1 •mall Boy, Just Entering Scholastic Career, Accumulatee Several Ju NEVER venile Afflictions. LABRADOR PHYSICIANS FLINCH FROM DANGER. Answering Call at Night Seems Hard ship to Doctors In Civilized Coun trise, but Read These Experi ence« In the North. An urgent call In labrador means not only Inconvenience and hardship to the doctor and bls sledge drivers, but actual danger. Nevertheless, no one ever flinches from his duty. Dr. G. K. Hutton tell« of one «uch call. On a bitterly cold and atormy night the mosaage came from the mi««lon- ary at Hebron, 71 mile« away: ‘Come, my people are dying." It wu an ur gent call and there muat be no delay. Quickly the dogs were harnessed to the «ledge, the Eskimo drivers were In place; everything was ready. it was pitchy black vtfien we started. A raw air came moaning from the east; It chilled u« through uur sealskins and made our cheeks and noses ache. When I tried to warm my stiffening toes by an occa sional trot alongside the «ledge 1 kept ■tumbling over Jagged points of Ice until one of the men shouted: “Sit «till, or we shall be losing you!” After that 1 sat «till and hoped for morning For two «olid hours the kgouy went on, and then a faint glim mer of gray began to show In the «aat; It changed to a dull »-.Hen md lurid in the morning haze, and we began to see the wide stretch of white Ice beside us. and a black and swful sea ahead of us. The Ice In the bay had broken with the storm! “There 1« no road," the men said; "the Ice 1« all broken there round the lead I and Let ua turn homeward." "1 know a track over the headland.” >ald Johannes, "l^t me see If we can 1< j It." He walked along the Ice at the foot if the rock«, now standing for a mo- sent, now ruuning a few steps; he mm<* back presently and said: "We mui do IL" I think that of all my memories of Labrador, the most vivid Is the mem- try of that race along tho fringe of co at the foot of the cliff«. On the eft the wall of rock rose steep; on he right the black water churned and ximbled and ground the floating Ice- lans together; beneath us the thick tea Ice rocked and heaved, and here uid there the water came swirling hrough. "Sit tight, sit tight!” said the Irlvers, and there we sat, bowling dong over the heavy lco. Sometimes ns of the men pushed out a leg to fuide the sledge around a bend, or <o check Its speed. At the place »here the guide led us to the head- and the ice was broken away from he rock, and was rising and falling with the swell. One moment It came rroaning up to the level of the land; he next it sank away again. The logs went scrambling ov^r, glad to let on to sonn thlng firm; but the driv- its held the sledgo back until the Ice vegan to rise, and then with a yell hey started the dogs again, and tumped across the crack just as It tame up level. A second too soon or xx> late would have meant smashing he front of the sledge to splinters. Unally. in the dark of night, we tot to Hebron—71 miles over sea Ice md snow-covered hills.—"Among the Eskimos of labrador.” The eldest boy of the family, hav ing reached the mature age uf six, had started upon bls schoolastlc ca reer. before he had pursued bls studies a week, however, he caught a line case of chicken pox and bad to take a temporary vacation, during which he shared his affliction with bls young er brothers. But all were well at the end of the third or fourth week, and be started to school again. In a few days he came home with the mumps. He shared Ibis likewise with the other juveniles of the family, and had to take another protracted vacation, but all outlived the mumps, and in due time be went back to school as before. All went well for about two weeks Then he caught the measles. Having plenty to spare, he passed a few of them to his little brothers. But at last the doctor ordered the warning sign taken down from the door and the boy was permitted to go to school once more. "Mamma," said litde Jamie as his elder brother took his books and his departure, ”1 wonder what Yarley’ll bring borne dis time! Fendlcitls, I bet yuh!" Distinction. "Grandfather, did you ever bold any officer' “O, yes.” “Well, what?" "Child, 1'11 answer that question 1! you won't ask me any more.” “I won't” "Well, long before you were bora I served several terms as prothono tary." "What's a prothonotary?" "You said you wouldn’t ask me any more questions." That's how one of these ancient and venerable patriarchs from Pennsyl vania delights to mystify bls Illinois grandchildren.—Chicago Tribuna. NOT GOOD FOR BATTLE. —■ ■—.j -----------------------------------------------------------------------t Simply Couldn’t Come. The Judge—"Unless you have a most satisfying excuse I shall have 'o fine you for contempt cf court for failing to respond to the Jury sum mons.” The Taleswoman—"I meant no disrespect, judge, but I hadn’t a thing suitable to wear, and 1 couldn’t find a ready-made jury costume any place.”—Woman’s Cause. No man is Stronger Than his Stomach Expensive Drop. Hiram Jones, says Lippincott's Mag azine, had just returned from a tour of Europe. "I suppose," said a friend, "that when you were in England you did as the English do. tnd dropped your H's?" "No,” moodily responded the returned traveler. "I didn't. I did as the Americans do. I dropped my V’s and X s.” ET the Rreatest athlete have dyspepsia and his strength will soon fail. One’s stamina—forco- fuliness and strength of mind or muscle depend upon the blood, and the blood in turn, requires a healthy stomach, for the stomach is th« laboratory where the food is digested and such ele ments are taken up—or assimilated—which maha blood. In consequence all the organs of the body, such as heart, lungs, liver and kidneys, as well as the nervous system, feel the bad effect if the stom ach is deranged. The Medical Adviter by Ji. V. Pierce, M. D., Buf falo, N. Y. anrwer» host» of delicate questions about which every mar. or woman, single or mar ried ought to know. Sent free on receipt of SI one- eent stamps to pay for wrapping and mailing. L Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery helps the stomach to digest food properly, »Urte the liver into new activity, removing the poisons from the blood, and the various organs get rich, red blood, in stead of being illy nourished. The refreshing influence of thia extract of native medicinal plants has been favorably known for over 40 years. Everywhere some neighbor can tell you of the good it has done» BeM by all mediclee «eaters In liquid or tablet terass er send 60 one-cent stamps to Dr. Pierce, InvalMa* Hotel, Buffalo, and * trial box will be mailed yew. Manager Was Wise. Leading Tragic Man—"Did you see how I paralyzed the audience in the death scene? They were crying all over the house!” Stage Manager— "Yes. they knew you weren’t really dead."—Tit Bits. Apt Description. Little Robert, who was just learning to talk, was never timid in thunder showers. During a heavy storm when the thunder and lightning were simul taneous he said: "Oh. mamma, seo the pretty sunshine go bang!” To Breal; In New Shoes. She Knew Better. Always »hake In Allen’r Foot Zaae, a powder. Teacher gave as her morning quotas It run - hot, sweating, aching, swollen leet urea corn», ingrowing nails and bunions. At tion, "Many hands make light work.” all drvggist« and shoe stere», 2ftc. Dont accept Lucy was heard whispering to her any*ub»titute. i-amplemailedFKKlm Address neighbor, "Not if you had to wash Allen S. o: ma ted, Le Kov. N. Y. them as often as I have to do mine.” Must Be a Joke. A correspondent Informs us that he read on a down-town menu: "Prices ; subject to advance during interval of giving order and being served.” Jim—Huh; yo' needn't think yo’s de only coon in town. 1'se got my PORTLAXD, Oil BOOK self a safety razor. Resident and Day School for Girls Sam—My! yo' certainly Is easy. Economy. George Gould Bald, apropos of an adverse ruling of the commerce court: "If this sort of thing keeps on, the railroads will have to be as eco nomical as Conductor Jay. “As Jay went through the train tak ing and punching tickets, a traveler ‘‘Suffe redge.” Baid to him: The eleven-year-old daughter of a '■ 'What becomes of the HtUe pieces Member of a woman's franchise asso- you punch out, conductor?’ ilatlon, produced the following essay: " 'Oh,' Jay replied. "I save them up “I have been asked by a lady friend n write what I know about Women and sell them for confetti.’" iufferedge. It 1« a very difficult thing Would Miss Targets. » be asked to write about, as I hardly "It’s perfectly disgraceful!" she ex tnow anything at all of IL "The women, I believe, are divided claimed "What's tho matter?” inquired het into four classes—the sufferegettes, sho break windows, throw black stuff Husband "Here's a description of a woman nto the plller boxes, and blow up Uoyd George's new houses—the suf- who gets up In public and declares lerlglsts who want women to get the herself an anarchist." "Well.” was the rejoinder, "maybe rote, but who don't want them to do slid things—the antics, who are most It's all for the best. I believe I'd ly stupid, and don't want women to like to see women crowd the male« rote at all—and the ones who don't out of the anarchist business. When tare If they get the vote or not. The they throw bombs they wouldn't be «ufferiglsts are far tho most clever so likely to hit anybody." usually. The sufferlgettes are really That’s Different. not much to be blamed for their con "I have lots of money out. If I could duct, for Mr. Asquith and Lloyd George, and the rest of them, have only collect ft.” growled Mr. Binks always been promising them the vote, ‘‘Here's one man who has owed me and then breaking their promises in 1200 for three years. I can’t get anv » way that would make anybody mad. cash out of him. and he wants me to Their husbands (If they have got*any) take ft out In trade.” "Well, why don't you?" demanded always protend they sympathise with them, but in their hearts they are Mrs. Bfnks. "I could get some bene fit out of It. What business Is he In?" tn tics.” "He’s an undertaker." replied Mr. Binks. Material for Matches. The body contains nearly two Still Optimistic. pounds of phosphorus—enough really, "You seem depressed this morning, If extracted, to make about 6.000 Dubbwaln." packages of friction matches. This So 1 am to a certain extent. SUI1, phosphorus Is claimed by scientists there Is a bright side to all our mls- to be essential to our health and vigor. portunes. While It Is true that I Our bones are much stronger and have a wife and nine children to sup break less easily for Its existence, port, and my home is mortgaged, and and our minds are much keener and 1 haven't been able to make both ends able to work more rapidly and clever meet In years, I at least never have ly than they could without it Besides any tire troubles." phosphorus our body holds a number of ounces of sodium and nearly three •polling Hsr Fun. fourths of an ounce of patasslum— "But, my dear. I have no objection quite enough of the latter to conduct to your voting if you want to." a good many classes in experimental "That’s just like you! You are so chemistry at a good-sized university. complacent it Isn't any pleasure for We are also carylng about with us me to be a suffragette.” quite * few grains of magnesium. If we turned It all luto use we oould its Nature. make a splendid “silver rain" for ovr "I saw a lot of crows over a piece family on the fourth of July evening, of meat out In the field, and from the or we could create a brilliant light so noise they made, I judged they were strong that It could be seen and ad swearing In crow language." mired for a considerable distanc*. "That was it—a caw-caea.” St. Helens Hall Is charm of Slaters of St-Johs Pspriat lEpiacopall Celiaci.», AesSasile ..4 Zl»s>rsury D-pwua.»<a Mute. Art. «lustlos. Do—»»tic Art. D«s«Uc Selmm SysuiMlsia. For esulo« .ddrw THE SISTER SUPERIOR, Office 30 Su Helena HaU Modern Drar"s. The plays we think we ought to see. they send us fast asleep; the plays that we would like to see—to them we daren't creep; the plays that peo ple talk about strike us as rather i small; and the plays that people take us to—oh, they're th? worst of all. 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I read so many letters about Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com pound curing female troubles that I got a bottle of it. It did me more good than anything else I ever took and now it has cured me. I feel better than I have for years and tell everybody what the Compound has done for me. I believe I would not be living to-day but for that” —Mrs. H ettie G reenstbket , Nebo, Illinois. *. A. W!Sk. Fmm«’ aw M ammb Out-of-town neo pie can have their plate and bruigo work finished ¡none day if necessary. An absolute guar antee. backed by years m Portland. Wise Dental Co. ornct HOURS: « A. M. to 8 P. M. Sundays 9 to 1 Phone«: A 2029: Main 2029. failing Bldg.. Third and Washington. Portland OUT Of TOWN PEOPLE can receiveprompt treat- nientn of Won-Poi»on««a, H-alth-bailding remtaiM from C GEE WO the Chinese doctor. Try once more if yon have been doctoring with th is one and that one and have not obtained per manent relief. Let this great nature healer diag nose your oaae and prescribe Borne remedy whore action ia quick, sure and safe. Hi« prrecript'.on« are compounded from Roots, Herl«. Bn ia and Barka that have been gathered from every quar ter of the gloi«. The ae< reta of there medicine« Sre not known to the ontaide world, but have been ended down from father to aon in th« physician« familie* ia China. CONSULTATION FREE. If yon lire out of town and cannot call, write for ■yr.iptom blank and circular, encloaing 4 cent« La THEC.6EEW0 CHINESE MEDICINE CO. 162) first St, Cor. Morrison Portland, Oregon. F. N. U. No. 23-*!« 1VIIEN writing to advertisers, please tina thia paper.