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An Ageot of Loveliness.
Perhaps with a keener perception
of the charming things In life than
tf he had not been sightless, Milton
aajrs In "Paradiso Lost”:
"Nothing
lovelier can be found In woman than {
tn study household good."
ROUND
WORLD
the
Th. F r,t
<«vr New York Novem
ber 1, |4"| 1, tnd the S.-r ,r..| from San
Francisco, February 17, 1912.
perslstiM Eunice. "Is she very beau
tifuir*
Now. women can never comprehend
tluit a mini tuny honestly virntpi*« or
ndmlre another woman from n purely
. men and with women; invited every
; where, and apparently ns happy as linperaonal standpoint, without being
In love with her tr even murk* dly al
' the day 1» long
True, thus far he had not realised tnteted by her. In talking of a woman
i any of his pet project», except to lay to must women, therefore, It la nlwnys
the keel of a fine schooner yacht—lie »nfe for n titan to "damn with faint
had bean too busy socially -but there praise.” Hero wns where Wilf uthde
was, as he told bituHelf, plenty of n bad play.
"Why, yes." he admitted dispassion
time.
Nor must It bo Inferred that the ately. "I should »ay she w»» n very
She lina been per
glamour of these newer interests com handsome woman
pletely eclipsed the memory and fectly charming Io me all winter, and
In fact, I don't
the Influence of Eunice Trevecca. so lias her father
Throughout that winter Wilfrid was a know how I should have managed If
constant and even a regular visitor In It Itnd not been for their soi'lni In
dorsement,”
larawny old Greenwich.
”1» site accomplished a» well nn fnn*
To the girl lie carried full accounts
rltintlng?" persisted Eunice, hugging
of
his
social
progress,
sketched
for
B)' Frederick Recidale
her his constantly widening circle of her pain.
¿Author V*
"In a way- yea; she Is n very good
friends ami acquaintances, and spread
-The Other ^lan"
pianist; »he can talk Interestingly on
his
daily
life
before
her
like
an
open
etc.
page.
Thus fur there had been no most sttblecls; she tins been every
where and seen everything. She tells
subterfuges, no secrets between them
And If. ns was to be expected, he me I must go abroad."
"Isn't that what you nlwaya wanted
Illustrations by Ray Walters
developed a little of the exquisite In
dress, and became a trifle dandified In to do?" queried Eunice, her bend bent
over Iter work to hide the tears I lint
manner, affecting or having acquired
the society drawl rind n new style of would come.
lcop} rigai, by J. 11. l.ippineull Co.)
vCertnlnly. I ant thinking of taking
| hand shake, which he unsuccessfully
a
the yacht across with a party
this
:
endeavored
to
transplant
to
the
arid
SYNOPSIS.
summer; the I’assavants have prom
and awkward soil of Macdougal street,
laed to go.
And that rctiilnda me.
Antly Meleen. agml mllllonnlr» miner. to Eunice and her stepfather he was
Eunice; tho launching tuken place
■M dvtnk and order» a will drawn up leav the same old unaffected,
generous
Won’t you
and
your
ing all hl» property to th« »on of a »1»- Wilfrid of former days. In only one next week
ter. of whom he tin» heard nothin« for
father run down to Bristol?
Ilow
thing
had
lie
fulled
In
perfect
faith;
rears, and who»« married name he doe»
would y>u like to christen her? You
lot know Mel. en was married year» be he had never told Miss Passavnnt of
fore, but left III» wife nft’-r a quarrel. In bls conditional betrothal to Eunice may If you want to”
which he struck hi r. He lenrn.al later
“No Ihntik you.” snld Eunice very
Trevecca -never so much ns
men
that she and their .laughter were dead.
stiffly; "you would bettsr a»k
Miss
tioned
her
name!
8omehow
Eunice
The scene shifts to New York, lntrodu-
Passavnnt.”
Attd to Wilfrid's aston
•Ing Wilfrid St« nnls. who Is tolling his divined this
True, there were ex
fiancee. Eunice Trevecca. what he would cuses for him, nnd It was,partly her ishment, John Trevecca coming In nt
do If he were the possesaor of wealth. In
that Instant, the girl pleaded a head
had
he law offlee of Carhoy, Pnssavant .« fault; by her own act Wilfrid
been left foot loose.
Had It
been ache and abruptly said good night.
t'calne. attorneys for the estate of Me
In tho seclusion of her own chntn
leen. Roger Hews reports the result ot otherwise, the chances lire that he
his search for heirs of Meleen. He con- would have acquainted Clara Paasa- her site threw herself on the lilt'«
■eals the fact that he has discovered that
affairs white bed, sobbing out tho words;
Meleen*» daughter Is living Wilfrid Sten vant with the true state of
Ho baa
nis replies to nn advertisement tor In- very enrly In their Intimacy. Later It "He ha» never told her!
never told her!”
tormatlon concerning his dead mother. became more difficult.
Martha Meleen. and Is told that he Is
Tho launching took place as
an
The faded old parlor nnd sitting
the heir to Andy Meleen*» millions.
He
nounced. In tho presence of a guy as
wants to marry Eunice nt once, but she room ran riot In flowers, and many a
semblage who went to ItrlHtol on ii
resolutely demure. He meets Clara Pas- dainty keepsake found Its
way
to
special train by Invitation
of
tho
savant. frivolous daughter ot bls at
Eunice But with a woman’s Inconels-
torney.
young nabob
Moreover, t'lnrn Pn»».i
i tency she wished with all her heart
vnnt broke the bottle of champagne
i that Wilfrid had shown himself more
CHAPTER V.—Continued.
and spoke (ho ntaglc words. "I name
masterful, refusing to let her put him
the« Kestrel" All of which reached
off, even for a probationary year.
When Clara happened to broach the
the eye of Eunice through the news
At first Wilf honestly tried to main
subject of music at their third or
papers.
tain the old lover like relations, but
fourth meeting she found
she had
Wilfrid planned to sail as soon as*
was so uniformly though good nulured
touched the dominant chord of Wil
the yacht was fitted out. and he was
ly repul»< d that at length hr gave up
frids nature; being no mean execu
naturally very busy nnd thoroughly
trying.
He little knew that poor
tant herself, they at once met on com
In his element, for ho hud
alwuys
Eunice cried herself to sleep the first
mon ground. She found that he had
loved the water. He called but ones
time hi* omitted to kiss her good by.
seen most of the modern operas lat a
on Eunice In those few weeks, but
Yet It was by her own wish and the woman servant »aid she was out —
dollar admission) and some others of
which she had never even heard, and mandate that matters between them which camu-d trim to wonder If the
conventional tarradlddle wn» becom
he laughingly confessed to the pos took this course. Then came the fro
quent mention of Clara Eassavant. ing acclimated In Macdotignl street
session of a tenor voice
"Hut you know what the great Von the beautiful, tliu brilliant, and fur llu decided to write to Iter, but kept
putting It off. until nt lant he grew
Bulow said about tenors. Miss Pas-
a little bit nshnmed of hln n> gleet,
iavant?"
nnd so made bad worsu by writing
"No; tell me, please; something
uot at all.
ipiteful. I am sure."
On the 10th day of Mny the Kes
“Judge for yourself; he said that a
trel set »all for tho Azores with her
tenor was a disease!”
owner and n party of congenlnl
Clara laughed. "That recalls Her-
friends aboard, nnd for two year» bls
vey'r—was it Hervey’s?—clever g<*n-
native land manag'-d to g**t
along
•ralizatfon of the human race." she
without Wilirld Stennis, ulthough fur
«aid.
"You know he divided ua up
away In the west men were tolling
nto men. women, and curates."
nnd it.oiling, piling up more million»
"That was certainly rather severe
to replenish those
»quanderi-d
or
in the gentlemen of the cloth." com
spent In the gay queat of pleasure.
mented Stennis, "unless lie had In
(TO IIK CONTINUED.!
mind the old saying about the last
Carrying It Too Far.
not being the least.”
"Precedence, so far as It goo«, 1» a
Upon another occasion they were
very tine thing." said Frederick Town
llscusslng the feminine passion for
send Martin nt a dinner at the Crifo
flne clothes.
de I'Opera In New York
"The Eng
■'Women dress to please them
llsh, though, carry precedence pur-
selves,"
valiantly
asserted
Clara,
haps too far.
championing her »ex.
"A bishop entertained a number of
"Are you sure?" Bald Stennis. "No
clergy at his episcopal see Ills guest1
true woman would be content w .th
This I
meh a simple motive as that; It must Sotbing Out the Words: "He Has of honor wns another bishop
gentleman, nt breakfast ottu morning. I
*>e something far more complex."
Never Told Her!”
»aid to the butler:
"For Instance?” she asked, with
"'Why, this Is a bad egg'
Phewl
me of her challenging glances which the first time tn her life Eunice was
I horribly Jealous.
It was no longer Pah! What nn atrocious odor! Healiy,
lared him to do his best or say bls
Cherchez la femme, she felt, but La my man, I'm surprised.'
worst
"’I he butler, w ith a serious face, ex
femme est trouvee!
"I think they dress to please them-
amined the egg closely. Tb<-n he »aid,
"And
so
you
and
this
Miss
Passa
■selvcs first; secondly, to please the
frowning and shaking 111» head:
men; arid, thirdly, to make
other vnnt are coming to be great friends?"
" 'I beg pardon, my lord.
A most
said Eunice one night as they sat to
women envious."
Tho
gether, though not In the old familiar regrettable thing hn» happened
"For shame!" was the laughing re
stupid servant has given your lord
i
way.
tort, tapping him with her fan; "time
»hip, In mistake, a curate's eg«.' "
"1 wish you could meet her!" ho ex
‘■nough to be cynical when you g* t to
claimed enthusiastically; "1 feel sure
be as old as papa."
Unwarranted Assumption.
you would like each other."
A youth from the Horton neighbor
Such little verbal passages at arms
"What makes you Imagine that?" hood went to Nevada and got a mar
a» these—and there were many of
Inquired Eunice demurely, threading riage license
He suppowed he wns
them as time passed, for upon Stennis
an obstinate needle with ostentatious the girl's first choice, although he had
was conferred the freedom of
the
never come to nny "definite under
house In Park avenue after that Initial care.
"Oh, because—well, partly because standing" on the subject.
Tpe Sun
dinner—served to put them more and
day following the purchase of the 11
more at their ease and to cement their you are so unlike each other."
"Don't be too sure!" said Eunice cense the couple went to church, and
friendship. The rather shop-worn so
ciety woman of eight or ten season« vindictively. "For my part. I believe during the progress of the service the
liscovered a new sensation; In match i we should scratch each other's eyes young man unfolded the certificate
and, showing It to the girl beside him,
ing wits with Stennis she was sure to cut!”
Wilf looked at the usually gentle said: "Let's go up after the preacher
-trike responsive Are In him every
The
time, nor was It certain that In so Eunice In polite astonishment. Then gets through and get married.”
doing her own wings were not i* he laughed, for his social training had voting woman win so shocked that
»be could not speak for a few mo
danger of being singed; she certainly, already taught him a thing or two.
Then she told him he had
r.nd perhaps unwittingly, revealed to
"Oh, no, you wouldn't," he
wild ments.
him oftener than to others a softer, '■onfldently. "Women don't do things spent his money foolishly nnd asked
' In that way. If you were Introduced that ho never speak to her again Ute
more womanly side of her nature.
On Stennis' part he ever delighted ' you would both take little steps, bend '»ympnthy of the community' is di
to be with her, because she possessed ing forward In the latest mode; you vided.—Kansas City Star.
1 young «rrfng found
Wilfrid firmly
seated In the society saddle; fairly
i launched on Iris career as one of the
! Jeunes»« doree; popular alike
with
c>4n Heir
(^Millions
the happy knack of educing his bright
est thoughts; she became his social
mentor and the arbiter of his slowly
forming tastes.
He really wondered
at himself, after an evening In her so
ciety, when he recalled the consumed-
ly bright things he had said, and he
began to take no little pride in his
41 45 BROADWAY, NEW YORK.
social and fashionable progress. For
he was everywhere voted a success.
His wealth, his pristine freshness, bls
total freedom from the too frequent
vulgarities of the newly rich, made
hlin everywhere welcome; he was put
Most economical and effective for house
up at two or three good clubs; start
and school beating.
ing with a few valuable introduc
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tions from the Passavants, his circle
of acquaintance widened rapidly, and
front and Market Sts.
Portland. Or.
_________________________________________ / □ot the least surprising feature of It
all to Stennis was the ease with which
he assumed his place among the elect
of New York society.
It was as
though te had been to the manner
born.
So the winter pass’ d. In "high Jinks
and perpetual holidays,” and the
tiy the Ijirire
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would approach each other smiling
i sweetly; you’d dab her on one cheek,
and she'd peck you on the other, and
you would both any:
'Delighted to
1 know you; Mr. Stennis has
often
spoken of you. What lovely weather
we are having!'—all In the key of
B-flat major with the tremolo stop
'way out.’"
Eunice could not but laugh at this
clever little skit, but In her heart she
adhered to tho belligerent part of the
program.
“Tell me, what Is she like?” she
said by way of answer.
“I have just told you,” rejoined
Wilf; "you are complete
opposites
J For Instance, she Is very fair, you are
■ dark; she Is all artificial polish and
' society veneer, you are as genuine
and simple as a
wood-violet;
she
thinks of nothing but dress and
money and the social whirl, of seeing
and being seen, you are a perfect
homebody."
"That Isn't what I wanted to know,”
Frlos of Ivory Increasing.
Ivory continues to make rapid gains
tn coat and may sootier or later tie In
a clasa with gold
At the sales In
Kurop«
the
tremendoua
demand
pushes up the price. The allotment
for each sals eernis .0 be the asm.4
and with a gaining consumption It Is
logical to expect a price advance
This will continue until a substitute
Ivory Is discovered or Ivory Is »»
cured In greater quantities
Although
we buy » great many tusks for plan >
keys and use the very latest method
of cutting and blnai-l Ing, the margl i
of profit In finished key Ivory la ex
ceedingly small
With the brat ot
»kill In bloiklng the waste la enor
mous and there are many other do
tails In connection with key
Ivory
manufacture that req tiro time auj
money.
Motl.era wtll nnU Mrs. W-n’c*'» SenHila«
kyrtil* tu<- t- st r«tnr<l* t< im h>t ’ tiolr * «ul.i I
tuilug ill« Iwethlii« ;«tliMl
C* View- X w- ( • ‘■•’s
Philip, eight y ■’ is of U!<*. alreidy la
v close If silent ol urver III hlv low-t
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large fatul'"
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"Ilow do you flm! the chicken soup
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difficulty In flndlng the soup.
Mrs.
Hasher," he replied, "but 1 otn In
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ing pretty prosperous, Ferdinand I
thought the sin'« writing stunt wu
played out*" Fortner Hint*- Writer—
"Oh, I cut that out many moons ax<e—
why. the spirit messages I dispense
nowadays uro written on souvenir
Post cards’"
Stiff neck I
Bo- »u't amount to miu-h,
bit' mighty dl-a>rr»- »hl«. > u will
sur
prised to i «•■ low quit kly Hamlin» t\ irnrd
OH will drive that -t ffm»» out.
Wns
ulgbi, that’s sil
Play Before bedtime.
Glv« the children their tea early, »0
that they can hnve a g nd play bo
for« going to bed. Tills play will In
duce u healthy tlrcdne.is and sleep
will soon folio-»
pttrs cuttro in « too day «.
Vmir drusirisi will refund m- t er If I'AZO CIST-
MF.NT fslis Innin- an» esse uf itchin«. Blind,
Ul-Msllns or Pni’rwlinir I'U— In 6 to It d»>«. bow
wnat ane Nssdea.
Just st the busy hour In th« evo
fling on the "L.” a woman rushed
madly Into the station. Hhe had Just
a minute to buy a c-jpy of Life and
catch her train.
There was another customer at tho
news stand when she got there, and,
getting Impatient, she waved her ten-
cent piece In the air and said to tho
clerk In a frenzied tone:
“Give mo
Life, quick! Give me IJfe," then she
pranced In her tracks when the clerk
continued to wait on the first cus
tomer.
"Quick, I want Life,” ahe repeated
forcibly.
"You don’t need life, madam; what
you need Is air," placidly replied the
news sgmt.
Onlv <'«♦ "IIROMO QtllNINf
That 1» l.AXA'IIVF ItlliiMo QUININE tznk
fur t)i<* sianniiirs of E W, GROVE. i:—sl th»
World over to Cur« s Cold In Ono Duy. 25c.
How to String Beads.
Tn stringing any precious beads,
and pearls especially, never use a
needle
Simply wax tbe end of tho
silk ar 1 pass It through the hole.
The knotting is also an
Important
point.
It must be large enough to
hold the bend, but not large enough to
•how
Pearl stringers use an Intri
cate knot of their own, and that ts
why It la. on tho wholn, better to hAve
very expensive Jewels strung by n
professional.
When there Is n col
larette or something of the sort to
be made, this Is absolutely necessary.
Her Objection.
Carlyle's dictum, 'Not on morality,
hut on cooking let us build our phlloso
phy.” Is recalled by the following:
"An aged aunt, though In the position
of guest, protested against the appear
ance of a really noble rnbblt pie on
her nephew's breakfast table
It was
not that she feared ptomaine poison
ing. Her objections were ethical. Bab
bits, she declared with a wonderful
nild Victorlanlsiii, were 'such Immoral
Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets ctue
conatlpntion. Constipation ia the cause
animals.’ ”
of many diseases. Cure the cause anti
Himself One of the Many.
you cure the disease. Easy to take.
"Oh, yes," said ths waiter, "people
Always Somsthlng to Mlse.
do sometimes order queer combina
tions. Any man," tho waiter said,
“ T see that a man him succeeded tn
with gome emphasis on the "any" as flying from a ship to ebore.”
he handed over the check, "any man
"When they get no that they can
Is liable to do that sometimes.’' And fly from shorn to a ship there may be
then this man who had been seeking some chance for the man who alway«
Information about odd tilings reflected mlasM the boat"
that he had hlmaelf Just taken for
“Tm, but then we’ll have to con
luncheon sausages, wheat cakes and a tend with the man wbo always mlssa«
tbe aeronlana”
milk shake —New York Sun.