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"Is she very beau tifuir* Now. women can never comprehend tluit a mini tuny honestly virntpi*« or ndmlre another woman from n purely . men and with women; invited every ; where, and apparently ns happy as linperaonal standpoint, without being In love with her tr even murk* dly al ' the day 1» long True, thus far he had not realised tnteted by her. In talking of a woman i any of his pet project», except to lay to must women, therefore, It la nlwnys the keel of a fine schooner yacht—lie »nfe for n titan to "damn with faint had bean too busy socially -but there praise.” Hero wns where Wilf uthde was, as he told bituHelf, plenty of n bad play. "Why, yes." he admitted dispassion­ time. Nor must It bo Inferred that the ately. "I should »ay she w»» n very She lina been per­ glamour of these newer interests com­ handsome woman pletely eclipsed the memory and fectly charming Io me all winter, and In fact, I don't the Influence of Eunice Trevecca. so lias her father Throughout that winter Wilfrid was a know how I should have managed If constant and even a regular visitor In It Itnd not been for their soi'lni In dorsement,” larawny old Greenwich. ”1» site accomplished a» well nn fnn* To the girl lie carried full accounts rltintlng?" persisted Eunice, hugging of his social progress, sketched for B)' Frederick Recidale her his constantly widening circle of her pain. ¿Author V* "In a way- yea; she Is n very good friends ami acquaintances, and spread -The Other ^lan" pianist; »he can talk Interestingly on his daily life before her like an open etc. page. Thus fur there had been no most sttblecls; she tins been every­ where and seen everything. She tells subterfuges, no secrets between them And If. ns was to be expected, he me I must go abroad." "Isn't that what you nlwaya wanted Illustrations by Ray Walters developed a little of the exquisite In dress, and became a trifle dandified In to do?" queried Eunice, her bend bent over Iter work to hide the tears I lint manner, affecting or having acquired the society drawl rind n new style of would come. lcop} rigai, by J. 11. l.ippineull Co.) vCertnlnly. I ant thinking of taking | hand shake, which he unsuccessfully a the yacht across with a party this : endeavored to transplant to the arid SYNOPSIS. summer; the I’assavants have prom and awkward soil of Macdougal street, laed to go. And that rctiilnda me. Antly Meleen. agml mllllonnlr» miner. to Eunice and her stepfather he was Eunice; tho launching tuken place ■M dvtnk and order» a will drawn up leav­ the same old unaffected, generous Won’t you and your ing all hl» property to th« »on of a »1»- Wilfrid of former days. In only one next week ter. of whom he tin» heard nothin« for father run down to Bristol? Ilow thing had lie fulled In perfect faith; rears, and who»« married name he doe» would y>u like to christen her? You lot know Mel. en was married year» be­ he had never told Miss Passavnnt of fore, but left III» wife nft’-r a quarrel. In bls conditional betrothal to Eunice may If you want to” which he struck hi r. He lenrn.al later “No Ihntik you.” snld Eunice very Trevecca -never so much ns men­ that she and their .laughter were dead. stiffly; "you would bettsr a»k Miss tioned her name! 8omehow Eunice The scene shifts to New York, lntrodu- Passavnnt.” Attd to Wilfrid's aston­ •Ing Wilfrid St« nnls. who Is tolling his divined this True, there were ex fiancee. Eunice Trevecca. what he would cuses for him, nnd It was,partly her ishment, John Trevecca coming In nt do If he were the possesaor of wealth. In that Instant, the girl pleaded a head had he law offlee of Carhoy, Pnssavant .« fault; by her own act Wilfrid been left foot loose. Had It been ache and abruptly said good night. t'calne. attorneys for the estate of Me In tho seclusion of her own chntn leen. Roger Hews reports the result ot otherwise, the chances lire that he his search for heirs of Meleen. He con- would have acquainted Clara Paasa- her site threw herself on the lilt'« ■eals the fact that he has discovered that affairs white bed, sobbing out tho words; Meleen*» daughter Is living Wilfrid Sten­ vant with the true state of Ho baa nis replies to nn advertisement tor In- very enrly In their Intimacy. Later It "He ha» never told her! never told her!” tormatlon concerning his dead mother. became more difficult. Martha Meleen. and Is told that he Is Tho launching took place as an­ The faded old parlor nnd sitting the heir to Andy Meleen*» millions. He nounced. In tho presence of a guy as­ wants to marry Eunice nt once, but she room ran riot In flowers, and many a semblage who went to ItrlHtol on ii resolutely demure. He meets Clara Pas- dainty keepsake found Its way to special train by Invitation of tho savant. frivolous daughter ot bls at­ Eunice But with a woman’s Inconels- torney. young nabob Moreover, t'lnrn Pn»».i i tency she wished with all her heart vnnt broke the bottle of champagne i that Wilfrid had shown himself more CHAPTER V.—Continued. and spoke (ho ntaglc words. "I name masterful, refusing to let her put him the« Kestrel" All of which reached off, even for a probationary year. When Clara happened to broach the the eye of Eunice through the news At first Wilf honestly tried to main subject of music at their third or papers. tain the old lover like relations, but fourth meeting she found she had Wilfrid planned to sail as soon as* was so uniformly though good nulured touched the dominant chord of Wil­ the yacht was fitted out. and he was ly repul»< d that at length hr gave up frids nature; being no mean execu­ naturally very busy nnd thoroughly trying. He little knew that poor tant herself, they at once met on com In his element, for ho hud alwuys Eunice cried herself to sleep the first mon ground. She found that he had loved the water. He called but ones time hi* omitted to kiss her good by. seen most of the modern operas lat a on Eunice In those few weeks, but Yet It was by her own wish and the woman servant »aid she was out — dollar admission) and some others of which she had never even heard, and mandate that matters between them which camu-d trim to wonder If the conventional tarradlddle wn» becom­ he laughingly confessed to the pos­ took this course. Then came the fro quent mention of Clara Eassavant. ing acclimated In Macdotignl street session of a tenor voice "Hut you know what the great Von the beautiful, tliu brilliant, and fur llu decided to write to Iter, but kept putting It off. until nt lant he grew Bulow said about tenors. Miss Pas- a little bit nshnmed of hln n> gleet, iavant?" nnd so made bad worsu by writing "No; tell me, please; something uot at all. ipiteful. I am sure." On the 10th day of Mny the Kes­ “Judge for yourself; he said that a trel set »all for tho Azores with her tenor was a disease!” owner and n party of congenlnl Clara laughed. "That recalls Her- friends aboard, nnd for two year» bls vey'r—was it Hervey’s?—clever g<*n- native land manag'-d to g**t along •ralizatfon of the human race." she without Wilirld Stennis, ulthough fur «aid. "You know he divided ua up away In the west men were tolling nto men. women, and curates." nnd it.oiling, piling up more million» "That was certainly rather severe to replenish those »quanderi-d or in the gentlemen of the cloth." com­ spent In the gay queat of pleasure. mented Stennis, "unless lie had In (TO IIK CONTINUED.! mind the old saying about the last Carrying It Too Far. not being the least.” "Precedence, so far as It goo«, 1» a Upon another occasion they were very tine thing." said Frederick Town llscusslng the feminine passion for send Martin nt a dinner at the Crifo flne clothes. de I'Opera In New York "The Eng ■'Women dress to please them­ llsh, though, carry precedence pur- selves," valiantly asserted Clara, haps too far. championing her »ex. "A bishop entertained a number of "Are you sure?" Bald Stennis. "No clergy at his episcopal see Ills guest1 true woman would be content w .th This I meh a simple motive as that; It must Sotbing Out the Words: "He Has of honor wns another bishop gentleman, nt breakfast ottu morning. I *>e something far more complex." Never Told Her!” »aid to the butler: "For Instance?” she asked, with "'Why, this Is a bad egg' Phewl me of her challenging glances which the first time tn her life Eunice was I horribly Jealous. It was no longer Pah! What nn atrocious odor! Healiy, lared him to do his best or say bls Cherchez la femme, she felt, but La my man, I'm surprised.' worst "’I he butler, w ith a serious face, ex­ femme est trouvee! "I think they dress to please them- amined the egg closely. Tb<-n he »aid, "And so you and this Miss Passa ­ ■selvcs first; secondly, to please the frowning and shaking 111» head: men; arid, thirdly, to make other vnnt are coming to be great friends?" " 'I beg pardon, my lord. A most said Eunice one night as they sat to­ women envious." Tho gether, though not In the old familiar regrettable thing hn» happened "For shame!" was the laughing re­ stupid servant has given your lord i way. tort, tapping him with her fan; "time »hip, In mistake, a curate's eg«.' " "1 wish you could meet her!" ho ex­ ‘■nough to be cynical when you g* t to claimed enthusiastically; "1 feel sure be as old as papa." Unwarranted Assumption. you would like each other." A youth from the Horton neighbor Such little verbal passages at arms "What makes you Imagine that?" hood went to Nevada and got a mar­ a» these—and there were many of Inquired Eunice demurely, threading riage license He suppowed he wns them as time passed, for upon Stennis an obstinate needle with ostentatious the girl's first choice, although he had was conferred the freedom of the never come to nny "definite under­ house In Park avenue after that Initial care. "Oh, because—well, partly because standing" on the subject. Tpe Sun­ dinner—served to put them more and day following the purchase of the 11 more at their ease and to cement their you are so unlike each other." "Don't be too sure!" said Eunice cense the couple went to church, and friendship. The rather shop-worn so­ ciety woman of eight or ten season« vindictively. "For my part. I believe during the progress of the service the liscovered a new sensation; In match­ i we should scratch each other's eyes young man unfolded the certificate and, showing It to the girl beside him, ing wits with Stennis she was sure to cut!” Wilf looked at the usually gentle said: "Let's go up after the preacher -trike responsive Are In him every The time, nor was It certain that In so Eunice In polite astonishment. Then gets through and get married.” doing her own wings were not i* he laughed, for his social training had voting woman win so shocked that »be could not speak for a few mo­ danger of being singed; she certainly, already taught him a thing or two. Then she told him he had r.nd perhaps unwittingly, revealed to "Oh, no, you wouldn't," he wild ments. him oftener than to others a softer, '■onfldently. "Women don't do things spent his money foolishly nnd asked ' In that way. If you were Introduced that ho never speak to her again Ute more womanly side of her nature. On Stennis' part he ever delighted ' you would both take little steps, bend­ '»ympnthy of the community' is di­ to be with her, because she possessed ing forward In the latest mode; you vided.—Kansas City Star. 1 young «rrfng found Wilfrid firmly seated In the society saddle; fairly i launched on Iris career as one of the ! Jeunes»« doree; popular alike with c>4n Heir (^Millions the happy knack of educing his bright­ est thoughts; she became his social mentor and the arbiter of his slowly forming tastes. He really wondered at himself, after an evening In her so­ ciety, when he recalled the consumed- ly bright things he had said, and he began to take no little pride in his 41 45 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. social and fashionable progress. For he was everywhere voted a success. His wealth, his pristine freshness, bls total freedom from the too frequent vulgarities of the newly rich, made hlin everywhere welcome; he was put Most economical and effective for house up at two or three good clubs; start­ and school beating. ing with a few valuable introduc­ J. C BAYER FURNACE CO. tions from the Passavants, his circle of acquaintance widened rapidly, and front and Market Sts. Portland. Or. _________________________________________ / □ot the least surprising feature of It all to Stennis was the ease with which he assumed his place among the elect of New York society. It was as though te had been to the manner born. So the winter pass’ d. In "high Jinks and perpetual holidays,” and the tiy the Ijirire Trsr.-atlanttc S. S. CLEVELAND (^) Duration ' 110 Days Cpt.onal Tours OF 17 DAYS IN INDIA. H DAYS IN JAPAN. Send for Illustrated Booklet. HAMBURG-AMERICAN LINE BOYNTON FURNACES would approach each other smiling i sweetly; you’d dab her on one cheek, and she'd peck you on the other, and you would both any: 'Delighted to 1 know you; Mr. Stennis has often spoken of you. What lovely weather we are having!'—all In the key of B-flat major with the tremolo stop 'way out.’" Eunice could not but laugh at this clever little skit, but In her heart she adhered to tho belligerent part of the program. “Tell me, what Is she like?” she said by way of answer. “I have just told you,” rejoined Wilf; "you are complete opposites J For Instance, she Is very fair, you are ■ dark; she Is all artificial polish and ' society veneer, you are as genuine and simple as a wood-violet; she thinks of nothing but dress and money and the social whirl, of seeing and being seen, you are a perfect homebody." "That Isn't what I wanted to know,” Frlos of Ivory Increasing. Ivory continues to make rapid gains tn coat and may sootier or later tie In a clasa with gold At the sales In Kurop« the tremendoua demand pushes up the price. The allotment for each sals eernis .0 be the asm.4 and with a gaining consumption It Is logical to expect a price advance This will continue until a substitute Ivory Is discovered or Ivory Is »» cured In greater quantities Although we buy » great many tusks for plan > keys and use the very latest method of cutting and blnai-l Ing, the margl i of profit In finished key Ivory la ex­ ceedingly small With the brat ot »kill In bloiklng the waste la enor­ mous and there are many other do tails In connection with key Ivory manufacture that req tiro time auj money. Motl.era wtll nnU Mrs. W-n’c*'» SenHila« kyrtil* tu<- t- st r«tnrt ’ tiolr * «ul.i I tuilug ill« Iwethlii« ;«tliMl C* View- X w- ( • ‘■•’s Philip, eight y ■’ is of U!<*. alreidy la v close If silent ol urver III hlv low-t a number of tm n In the past few years have died. Irav ng their fain- lite* unprovided for One day Philip's teacher asked him to difltio tire word "widow." "A willow," re) lied thought­ ful Philip, "la a poor woman with a large fatul'" ' • "'rdsra.” The Missing Bird. "Ilow do you flm! the chicken soup tonight. .Mr Newronib?" queried tho bonrdlng bouse landlady. "I have no difficulty In flndlng the soup. Mrs. Hasher," he replied, "but 1 otn In­ clined to think the chicken will ba able to prove nn alibi " Strong Wind» and 'd Movmv nuse granulation of the rycltds. I’hTT- I'lT’S EYE SALVE soothea ami uuit'kly relieves, 2fvc. All druggists ui Howard Bro»., BufTalo, N Y. The Only Way. To try to ma!:« others comfortable fa the only way tn get right comfort­ able ourselves, and that corn*» partly of not being sblc to think so much about ourselves when we nre helping other people For ourselves will al­ ways do pretty well it wm do not pay them too much attention—Georg» Macdonald * TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY for lle<|. WMil W* i : v . W'ntery Eyes andGrauultited Eyelids Murine l>oe»n t Smart Soothea Evo Pain. Druggists Sell Murine Eye Hemedy. Liquid, 25c. 50c. 11.00. Murine Eyo Salve In Aseptic Tubes, 25c, YI.OO. Eye Books end Eyo Advice Fr«*o by Mall. Murine Eyo Hemedy Co.. Chicago. Local Pride. "How did Crimson Gulch mnnng» to get such a showlrg In the census*" "Diplomacy,” replied Broncbo Bob "Wa got th» census tnk«r Into ths Rosy Glow saloon ami didn't lot him go to work until he was seeing dui> bl«-** More nauuern. Th« Trance Medium--"You’re look­ ing pretty prosperous, Ferdinand I thought the sin'« writing stunt wu played out*" Fortner Hint*- Writer— "Oh, I cut that out many moons axrr»- »hl«. > u will sur­ prised to i «•■ low quit kly Hamlin» t\ irnrd OH will drive that -t ffm»» out. Wns ulgbi, that’s sil Play Before bedtime. Glv« the children their tea early, »0 that they can hnve a g nd play bo for« going to bed. Tills play will In­ duce u healthy tlrcdne.is and sleep will soon folio-» pttrs cuttro in « too day «. Vmir drusirisi will refund m- t er If I'AZO CIST- MF.NT fslis Innin- an» esse uf itchin«. Blind, Ul-Msllns or Pni’rwlinir I'U— In 6 to It d»>«. bow wnat ane Nssdea. Just st the busy hour In th« evo fling on the "L.” a woman rushed madly Into the station. Hhe had Just a minute to buy a c-jpy of Life and catch her train. There was another customer at tho news stand when she got there, and, getting Impatient, she waved her ten- cent piece In the air and said to tho clerk In a frenzied tone: “Give mo Life, quick! Give me IJfe," then she pranced In her tracks when the clerk continued to wait on the first cus­ tomer. "Quick, I want Life,” ahe repeated forcibly. "You don’t need life, madam; what you need Is air," placidly replied the news sgmt. Onlv <'«♦ "IIROMO QtllNINf That 1» l.AXA'IIVF ItlliiMo QUININE tznk fur t)i<* sianniiirs of E W, GROVE. i:—sl th» World over to Cur« s Cold In Ono Duy. 25c. How to String Beads. Tn stringing any precious beads, and pearls especially, never use a needle Simply wax tbe end of tho silk ar 1 pass It through the hole. The knotting is also an Important point. It must be large enough to hold the bend, but not large enough to •how Pearl stringers use an Intri­ cate knot of their own, and that ts why It la. on tho wholn, better to hAve very expensive Jewels strung by n professional. When there Is n col­ larette or something of the sort to be made, this Is absolutely necessary. Her Objection. Carlyle's dictum, 'Not on morality, hut on cooking let us build our phlloso phy.” Is recalled by the following: "An aged aunt, though In the position of guest, protested against the appear­ ance of a really noble rnbblt pie on her nephew's breakfast table It was not that she feared ptomaine poison­ ing. Her objections were ethical. Bab­ bits, she declared with a wonderful nild Victorlanlsiii, were 'such Immoral Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets ctue conatlpntion. Constipation ia the cause animals.’ ” of many diseases. Cure the cause anti Himself One of the Many. you cure the disease. Easy to take. "Oh, yes," said ths waiter, "people Always Somsthlng to Mlse. do sometimes order queer combina­ tions. Any man," tho waiter said, “ T see that a man him succeeded tn with gome emphasis on the "any" as flying from a ship to ebore.” he handed over the check, "any man "When they get no that they can Is liable to do that sometimes.’' And fly from shorn to a ship there may be then this man who had been seeking some chance for the man who alway« Information about odd tilings reflected mlasM the boat" that he had hlmaelf Just taken for “Tm, but then we’ll have to con­ luncheon sausages, wheat cakes and a tend with the man wbo always mlssa« tbe aeronlana” milk shake —New York Sun.