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About Beaver State herald. (Gresham and Montavilla, Multnomah Co., Or.) 190?-1914 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 19, 1909)
Lady Aliai doeu, wuu baa beau vai ty ing on an energetic piopaganda to bet tor tba health of the Irlali people, line undertaken (he editorial work of a monthly magailne. which will lie Io eued by the Women'! National Health Aaeoclalton A Mwai t FARMERS, COUNTRY MERCHANTS Smith wants your fat turkeys, chickens, ducks snd other poultry for the Thanksgiving trail«*. Dre.rad turkeys and gei-ae and ducks should arrive between November IVth and November 22d. Ship to Smith. On Novemlier 10th we are paying aa follows. The prices rm turkeys may fluctuate, liut we ex|wct all other quotations to hold good indeilmtaly. Ship luuruxiistely. presard hogs, first class ......................................... ............. Be Dite.rea la',veal under 110 Ita,.................................. .. 10c Chickens, h.n» and .prints, allv. ............ ........ . lie Chick.na. h.n. and spring«, drsused.............. 18 to >Sc Turkeys, dr.nsrd 1st quality............................. TO to 2a c Oeese, drsss.d, fat qus lty ............. ................. IB to ISc You save commission when you ahlp to Smith. Hr* docs not charge commission on anytldrig. Prompt returns. Address all shipments to the SfratM. A land agent III tha great Northwrsl bad Just described the iiMwedlhlw rich aa uf the reghai. Boots one prufosimt, and he defended himself, M)i a writer tn tha Outlook, with a paradog : “The truth Is Bo wonderful that It takes a w htgtper to eipress It |M FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO. Worthless people are terribly catlike tn aiweye landing on their feet. Catarrh One o( thè tiioot common of blnod <1|s. is much sk K* avah d by the* etuhlvri ehangen of wenÜipr el thl« time of yt’nr. K«'gln tmilinctit nt one«’ with 11< hm |*< ì Nsrsupsrille, wlùch i ffrctn r«d* iual mid iMTinaiH’iit dures. This ritmi netiid no I imm foceivcel A Previah Fl« I nt. The learned writers for he press Are very, very good At proving how w< wests on dress Or furbelows or food. Each writer new who makes his bow With other sages vies To show unhappy mortals how They may economise "righting the Bert Trust** Portland, Oregon Spectator Why don't they begin the duel? “They are waiting for tbe I photographer.'* — Meggendorfer Ulaat- tat. Wife—In , battle of tongue, a wom •’traUqwartrrs «or «toe «JuIra, Ottes upon a time a child wiio wai • skrd upon an •-»amination paper tc drfhip a mountain rang« rrplh-d, “A large sls<-d <uok »totr«” The Mffll method of reasoning s**< mg to go with older growth. A recent rxaminatiot» paper at the Hhcfflrld HclenlHto Bvhoo* • I Yale contained the <|tjr«tlon. "Wlial is ths nfflt’o uf tiir gnat tic Ju: •«?” And ths angwer on one p«i»rr said, Th. •torna*'h-Clove I;»fid I >adsr. TOLD or LORD 8 TH A TH CO MA. Itlaafeatlua uf th. taaadl.M Ulate < ou>utl.tl«.«', ...a. of II.Mur. laird Htralhcona, the Canadian high coBinilaaloner In London, has hu mor of wlial th-otchiu> n rail th. pes ky variety. Four or five month, ago an old man called at the offices of the Do an tan hold her own. liusliand— M'yea, p'raps she can, but she never does. Tit Hits. Wantanno Why do you call that boy of yours “FlannelV Duzno He cause he just naturally shrink, ir ont washing Iziudun Tit-BIta. “That clerk of yours seems to be a hard worker." “Yes. that's Ilia spe- claJty.'* “What, working?" ’ No— scenting to."—Boston Traniur.pt. They tell us of ths thrifty French, Who all exc*sses «bun. But I'm not anxious to retrench; It isn't any fnu. I’m weary of this endless song; I wish s<ons seer wise Would show us how to get along And not economize —Louisville er-Journal Taet. T am sorry to have tn tell ymi •n boys,” said the plea san l lookin«; visitor who whs addressing the Sunday school “but there is not one chance tn a thou sand that any one of you ever will b< Preside nt of the United Htatea” «till he failed to secure their undi vided attention. “«Bet If you live up to yotir opportu- nltle«” he went on. eyeing them keen ly, "some bright boy In this audlenc* may become a great baseball pitchev or the world's champion batsman.” Inauntjy every boy sat up straight •nd began to listen. —'’hicago Tribune r Destroys HairGerms Recentdiscoveries have shown that falling hair is caused by germs ai the root« of the hair. Therefore, to stop falling hair, you must first completely de stroy these germs. Ayer’s Hair Vigor, new improved formula, will certainly do this. Then leave the rest to nature. Doe: not chan?*. /Ac color of the hah A Recent discoveries have also proved that dandruff is caused by germs on the scalp. Therefore, to cure dandruff, the first thing to do is to completely destroy these dan druff germs. Here, thessme Aver s Hair Vigor will give the samesplendid results. —-MaCaty lb» J. C. SjwCte.. Low.U, K^. — minion of Canada and asked to are Mrs. llleecker (upstairs)—Bridget, laird Strathcona, saying that he was in two years which prove its wonderful the cabnian who drove young Donald have you turned the gas on In the par efflcscy in purifying and r-nnchitig the lire Kam re. "Doot you r*-«itls>' that you ar« Smith down to tbe docks and Ills ahlp lor as 1 told you? The New Domestic blood. Ii*-«l tor all bloml U im - sm -.. ”Fighting the Beef Trust.” See the fi lia ne I» lly bundlcuppvd by t»ud roads?* whan years ago be left Caledonia to Jewel—Yls. mum; can't yes smell It? “Bertha my dear I have been look An usual Iteiuui r- rm r ehorolelwl laid.«« Frank L. Smith Co.’s ad in this paper. ing over your writing exercises. Your “tif course we realise 11,“ answered make bls fortune In Canada. —Christian Advocate. kuowa a. «arsatabs. luu <!.>••• »1 Farmer Curiitossel. “No automoblllsl Lord Stratlxoua gave orders that he orthography is atrocious. You don't Elderly lady—Doctor, I am troubled Kwea tbe Hen« Watrb 'E dares travel fast enough to glvs us an should be shown In at once, and rifflit se«*m to know how to spell even tha with a hallucination that I am being ham uf <» mw . Hank Stubb»—Hens layia* excuse for collsi'ttn* a One. — Washing much simplest words” pleasantly the two old men gossiped followed by a man What sort of cur, low. Bi«e? “Suggestion • H'mptr l»1d you aver ton Htsr. “Spelling, papa. Is purely arbitrary. ot “Auld 1-ang Syu." and “Bonnie would you suggest? Honest Phyxklan !<!<• Miller—8kuroe any. hear <>f u real cur«*.effected by sugges Words were made before the alphabet the cabman I Scotland " Suddenly He Did. Hank Htubba — What's ths trouble? tion’ ?” —A mirror —Cleveland Leader. Blge Miller—Don't hev time fur Jaffer*'But don’t you believe compe I braved » portentous sigh lx>rd Strath ”1 personally know <»f one I ones Fortuno Teller—You will be very •odgin* them pesky autymobiles.—Bos cons asked Its meaning, The cabman suggested io a young fellow that If hs tition Is the life of trade** poor until you are thirty-five years of ton Harald. Pugway Hurs’ Ooofior or later It explained didn’t want to have a big dog chasing age Impecunious I'oet (eagerly)— him off the premises he’d better quit (•«ads to the formation of a trust, and Hs had not been prosperous, but had Arllativ ViMiurdli««. And after then? Fortune-Teller—You coming t<> my house, and II cured him that's the way to make mnrsy. fallen on evil days. He had to sup Tou will miss your too John whsr Ont of Vxo pecyl« will get used to it.—The Sketch. •f ths habit” port two grandsons, end one of them, <«n bare tbair Tw I be Mriitelrr. he goes back to school.’* Mias Homelelgb—Ferhaps you won't to his grief, had just died. He had Goin* Mlong "Yes,” answered Farmer Corntossel **Fighting the Beef Trust See the if a«-w^ary. little enough to bury him with and believe It, but a strange man tried to To the brighter dsy; Trank U Smith Co 's ad in thia papet *1 don't know how I'm going to g**- *• mi* r»w h « « ned kiaa me once. Miao Cutting—Really! Every siortn 22k fc-d ar MMtiMS nest to nothing with which to main along He has got all tbe critters or creo* far $3.5(1 Hus m rainbow s rayl tain himself and the other. Ixird Well, he'd have been a strange man If ths place so used to bls college yel ■ra* e*«-» 5.0(1 Atlanta Constitution Strathcona pa»»ed a five-pound note he'd tried to kiss you twice.—Illus that I don't «'pose anyone else kli The Dolt yot 22»a--««»t~-.> 3.5(1 ' quickly luto the waiting hand of the trated Blta. know, arc «-at drive 'em"—W..M1 era ra»x» “Why does your baby cry so much?" Si«'a| aouitd« tearful grandfather. Eaaaei F>Uaf« “Johnny, dtd ><>u have a go >d vaca l*ut It's a wrll MUthenflrnted fact that the cabman had Just made hie Now “ Say, If you had all your teeth out, 8'.j»«r F.Ré^a tion at that little lake rraort *“* two . mi - gk s|i<irri»wa once rtr-w Into • late* FTiets your hair off and your It ga so weak No. str, Muw wouldn't let <o secoud call and the high commission rt>otn where a itruiid up- i t Mingrr w«i swlminin*. and alte t is«la me taka ■ er. not forgetful of hla first visit. had you couldn't stand on them, 1 rather Pai«« rehearsing an aria llatens'd a f*wr mo- •wt the veteran driver brought Into hie fancy you’d feel like crying yourself." cold hath every m »rnln* ” For Infants and Children. MriiU «ritl dropped de ad SA W. A wm, remar ws •*«*-«■ lirivate room. Once more the atmos —Lippincott's. The rrofamor I «!..«>*< doubt It. I I'ruteubly I n «site. fs vìxm trriffiiTTt • rg**.A«a Paiate«« E«tr .*« phere of the office became thick with WONK GUAAANTCCD FOO 1» YCARS A.—1 used a word in speaking to have heard before nf killing two bird« ”Wlnkley is u g«'*»d d<al of a crank. Pai aie» ixrut-i-a >r*v » -<*n »late« or bri i<e worfc Highland rcmlulsceticca Once more, my wife which offended her sorely a forrìered. Con»v itti «cu Frac, Y< « cac tute art bette« with one« tone t'hnaxo Tribune Bears the Isn't hr?” mìq ]«-« u worfc rione aa> «bere. All «ork fuliy«Tiar- "That doesn't half describe him Ha’S loo. the cabman sighed, ar.d then with week ago. She haa not spoken a syl ■nt.-v A. Modera eiswnrxc equipi' nt. B<«t inecLoda» Signature uf going around now Insisting that If th« breaking vole, he related how In hla lable to me since. B.—Would you postofth <» drjmrimrnt has to hs mad« old ago he had to support hla two mind telling me what it »as?—File- «elf-sustaining the war and navy de* grandsons, and now both ot them were gentle Blaetter. T himd *W a « l 8 i ». PORTLAND. OREGON partments ought to bw run the asm« ■ down with typhoid fever. Ones more “No mere mortal,” declared the pro- umci BOCM. « A. IL to • r. M. Baatoya. I le U Father—Why have you kept me way.’* Lord Strathcona! purs, strings were j feasor In astronomy, “ran comprehend waiting, Johnny? Johnny—A man i the immensity of spare ’* Before issu most I Jnglieh railway loosened and he paused coins Into tha dropped ten ceuta In the gutter. “I think 1 can,” ventured one of his carriages had only four wheels, and ol.l cabman's hands, who tottered out Father—Did It take ao long to find It? * AND TANNER * weighed ten tons, From ISSA to 1SX0 stammering Ills thanks. auditors. i Johnny—No; but I had to wait until they had six wheels, and w.-lxbed nr- Now. l»rd Strathcona's secretary “And why you?” he went away. teen or sixteen tons; from 1SH0 to 1X0« had been an auditor of the acene “1 have a dally humorous column to they had eight wheels, and weighed When the cabman bad gone be came Mrs. Hub—What is thia thing the fill up”—I.on I-vnie Courier Journal. F B FINLEY twenty-fou^ tons; end since 1900 the expressman just brought? Mr. Hub — 349 Columbia Portland, Ore fan hl on Is twelve wheel, for d.nln, forward Fine Recipe for Colds. 4*1 hope. my lord/*«said hr. “you did Tbe settee you asked me to gel. Mrs. and sleeping cars, and the weight it Any druggist can supply those 1 didn't Hubb — Mercy, what a man! When he m W not give him anything thirty-ffve tn fowv -lea tnns you some months ago he told you that say a settee; 1 told you a lea act.— . grcilients. or he will get them from wholesale house. Vl«>rv lut .riunliuH. WE TEACH 1HE BARBEN TRAuE Boston Transcript. of hl* too grandsons one was dead I "Mix half pint of good whisker; tu both «.««i mtm I wtktirn Kit>er' üMxtrurt»«» a| Mrs <'bugn.i 1er - Justati. what la Now he says both are down with ty “To-day my wife and myself had Itwo ounces of glycerine; half ounce of su*ma« graaied • oaa •• » eg legata ‘ewiistlka?" phoid fever It looks, my lord, as if the most foolish squabble of our uiar- Concentrated pine compound. Mœrv safnad while l«arnlntf ( «xmphla n>ui»r _____ Shake Mr Chugwater <momentarily at s fur |J0 Write fur trw part acular« he might lie an ImiKMtor." rled career " “And what was the sub loss)«—Do you mean to say jou don’» NATIONAL RAKHI.R < OLLFGE Ixird Strathcona eyed bls well- ject of your discussion?" "How we the bottle w»*!! each time and use in to Wni Washington Ht Waah know what a swastika Is? A swastik.t la— why, Mam« it. Swastika Is th« meaning secretary from underneath would Invest our money If we had doses of a teas|»oonful to a tablespoon- I ful four times a day.” This prescrip name of the Eskimo that helped Cook fils bushy brows. any.”—Kansas City Journal. tion is said to work wonders. 'Thank you. thank you. very much discover the north pole!—Chic ags "1 don't see why you are dismiss The Concentrated pine is a special Tribune. Mr. Jones." he purred, “but do you ing me." said his chauffeur, angrily. pine product and comes only in half I know that when I went out to Canada Isbeled • Fighting the Beef Trust ” Sec ths “Didn't I take you out In your car ounce bottles, each enclosed in an air first I was not driven down to the Trank L Smith Co ’• ad in this er twice last month?" "Yes," answered tight case, but be sure it is get tbe docks In a cab at all. but Just wheeled the owner, "but you wouldn't take me "Concentrated” in order to XC.pen.l«. H Htrr I’un.,, my own things io tbe ahlp In a wheel «genuine article. laelilestnl. where 1 wanted to go."—Life. the barrow?" "Ye..“ Mild tbe der.iul.nt In “Tour milk costs you 12 cents s A young man In Pratt said to the criminal case, “my lawyer certainly quart and your butter 45 cents s NO A Moral B.4rs«.rd. made a strong pl.-a fur me. II« even divine object of his adoration: “Do pound? Why do you pay such exorbl- AT ORUSGISTS OR TRIAL BOX BY MAIL SOc wept." you think your father would object to An ancient bodyguard Is that of tanl prices as that tor them?" FROM PLANTEN 0 J HCRRY JT.BROOKIYIUIY "What was hla bill?" asked tha oth- the honorable corps of gentlemenat me marrying you?" She replied: “I ^^^^^ARtOriMITATIONg^— “Bless you. I don't. I'm merely add er man. arms. In England, which haa celebrat don't know. If he's anything like me ing In what it costs m. for Ice to keet “Well, aa nearly ns 1 can figure It them sweet." ed Ita 400th anniversary. The origin he would.”—Kansas City Star. out. be chsr-ert me .»-n-.i • tear” al duty ot the bodyguard was to stand Mamina—Edgar, didn't I tell you O m I rr I iihi of HIsterFa In a ring around the King ot Eng not to take any more preserves from Archlmcdcg had Just announced that land, should he go out on the battle the Jar? Edgar—Yes. ma. Mamma- long enough and a If ha had a Iwcr field. and protect him with formidable Then, If you wanted «ome. why didn't Ones Much UaneceaMry Sofferin« fulcrum on which to rest It ha could battleaxes. It still has duties when you ask for them? Edgar—'Cause 1 m<»va th« earth, the King Is In txvndon. At levees In wanted some.—Modern Society. move the earth," “If you can’t 8t. Janies' palace the men are required LEWIS & ST AVER CO, shrieked a suffragette, 'turn ths Job Cholly Softlied— Say. Mr. Killtime, I to be in attendance, standing solemn over to us’ Well do It!” —er—love your daughter and want to Portland, Ore. But the Journalists »nd historians of ly In quaint scarlet coats, and with marry her. Is there any Insanity In white plumed helmets, officially keep- that day. bring men exclusively, mear Spokane, Wash. your family? Mr. Killtime—No, ly blue penci'ed that part of the story. Ing clear a passage to the royal prvs- Boise, Idaho. young man. there’s uot, an , moreover, TH BIST MlWMl Tfifi ence. It Is their duty also to be pres- there atn t goin' t' be!—Chicago Dally I Got. h«Uat reW-noth« and bmb th. Pettit’» Fye SeNe t rri Sold in 1807, ent when there la a court at Bucking I throats and prewnte more tehooa J mm . C over 100 years ago; sales incresso ham palace and when the King opens News. I like it too a> p i r—st to lake and doe» ooi Grade—Oh. Mr. Nocoyne. how lovely i'early; wonderful remedy: cured mil- Parliament. ions weak eyes All druggists or Their battleaxes date far back to of you to bring nte these beautiful Howard Bros..'Buffalo. N. Y. How sweet they are, and how the days of the Spanish Armada. rosea! 1 do believe there Is a little They were actually brought over on fresh! Aa It Seemed. Nocoyne— W well. Spanish galleons, and dew on them yet! “That man.” said the court onlooker, ths Ill-fated “Wilf be convicted surely, lb’s making falling Into the hands of the English yes. there Is; but 1'11 pay it to-uior- row —Tit Bits. a very poor impression on the witness were given to the King's bodyguard.* “Do you and you wife ever have any stand.** It Beprndb. “That Isn't the defendant/’ said a differences ot opinion?" asked the Im "How do you pronounce s-tl n <-y?F* lawyer. “He’s Just one of the alienists And givsyos fall vslse la pertinent acquaintance. “Only once In •omfort and long wrar undergoing cross-examination/*—- De the teacher asked the young gentle * <J!I M-ll^Jir_\rajV14J.fAm a while," answered Mr. Meeklon, man nearest the foot of the class And troit Free Press. 80.00 the smart boy stood up and said It "when Henrietta changes her mind eUARANTEID WATIRPROOF depended a great deal whether the about something and neglects to Fine Sprint I U m In lit» Suburbs. tlfy me."—Washington Star. “Is It really only ten minutes' walk word applied to a man or a bee. Bold by firaVda«« Retailer« theoonntry Stern Parent (bringing out to the station from your house?” asked otar. Sand for oar Free Catalofu« A man with curly hair usuall) strap)—Now. Tommy, I suppose Cltlman. A. J. TOWER CO stfjWEftw wears his hat on tha back part of his I “What a ridiculous question!” ex know why I am going to whip B oston , USA. ? claimed Subbubs. “Nobody In lovely bead. don't you? Little Tommy—Yes, TOWRR CANADIAN CO.. Lad *’ Rwiimphurst ever ’walks’ to the sta Most of those who say they do the you are going to whip me because I T oaonvo . Canaoa hsttwt^ tion. I may say. however, that It’s only boot they know how. don't am so small If I was as big aa the about eight and a half minutes* run.” man next door you wouldn't dare lay —Catholic Standard and Times. e proptr shoes for men. a finger on me. , The Increased coat of living In In shoes that 7oo^, fit, fetl and wtar right. MootRN rxprgr t'nele F. hen’« Philosophy. dla generally and In Calcutta particu A New Yorker, dining a Philadel Made of selected leather—leather that is best by **Advice,” said Uncle Eben. “Is sum larly is severely felt not only by Euro phia friend, desired to show him all pin1 like slngln*. You either gits It Al Prices that Defy ( ompetitlon every test. Correct in style. Made by the finest free till you’s tired o’ listenin’ or else peans. but also by Indians, according the delicacies of the season. One dish rtr«H witHour riAirs a srrtiAirv shoe makers, in the best equipped factory in existence. the Philadelphian ex the Ixrndon In. particular It’s so expensive you can’t afford to a correspondent of Daily Mall. House rent In recent yean claimed over In delight. ' "That Is erase I y any.’’—Washington Star. has trebled, and even quadrupled. made of snails." raid his New York F xhoes are “built on honor"— built for comiimd xtyle end service— i Ten yean ago a family of half a dozen host. "Don't you hape snails in Phil F built for absolute satisfaction end lasting cotnfort. Biggext values i persons could live In fair comfort for sdelphia?" "Oh. yas,” responded ths ' you can ever hope to get for the money. 31.000 a year, excluding extras. With Philadelphian; "but we can't catch the There is an Honorbilt style that will exactly edit you and fit you. nothing less than >2.500 can they live pesky things!"—Lippincott's Magaslne. Ask your shoe dealer; if be hasn't it, *—<te ua. Look for In the same way now Ttns Is recog " Witness," said the coroner, "do you tbe /Koger Tmd» Metk on the sole. PAINT,ESS EXTRACTION ”Casr«ret« are certainly 5ne I gaaa a friend nixed by the government, and the sal know what motive the deceased had Ifvra will wr>4 ua tbe name of a dealer who dwea aat haodle STIVER ULI INGH ........ 50c up one when the doctor waa treating him for cancar aries of subordinate officials have been Mavar Honorbilt ghoee. we will aeod you free, postpaid, a 1—id In committing suicide?” "Yes, judge, GOLD KILLINGS ............ i.00 up 0# the«tom«ch. The next morning he pawwd noma picture, el«e lJatO, ofOaorse Waeblaston. E?K GOLD CROWN .............................. •5 00 four piece« of « tape worm. He then got « bo« revised. Domeatk* servants' wages have your honor," said the witness pom GOOD RUBBER PI.ATE ...................... I •5.00 sad ia three day« he paaoed a taw worm 45 fwi Increased enormously. We also mske Leading Lady Shoes. Martha Washington A good cook THE REST RURRER PLATES ......... 1 >5 00 Ion«. It wae Mr Matt Freck, of Milleraburg, pously. "Deceased told me his motive, Comfort Shoes, Verma Cushion Shoes. Special Merit WHALEBONE I LA I I S • 110.00 «w.w Dauphin Co.. Pa 1 am quite a worker for Caeca. can not be had for leas than 1200 a str." The coroner, the court officers, School Shoos and Work Shoes Out-of-town patient a ran obtain perfect work Ca. 1 use them my self and And them beneAciai year, whereas half that sum was suBV moat any diaeaae caused by impure blood.“ and aave money by calling at our office everybody, looked Interested. "What Cbaa K Condon, l.ewiaton, Pa., (Mifflin CoJ clent a decade ago. NO STUDENT'S NO GAR No COCA IN B was, then, deceased's motive, witness?** All work guaranteed for ten yrarw aaaat, Palatable. Potent. Taeta Good. said the coroner. “Why. your honor, SHOK CO MILWAUKR5 OnkafA W. WISCONSIN Good. Navor Sicken, Weaken or Gripe», Boma of hfs Satanic msjssty's Ilot» CHICAGO PAINLESS DENTISTS he said he wanted to kill himself, lOr. tSc. 30r Never «old In bulk The genu I tananta go about banding out free arfe was the raply.—Troy News. 12JH Waahlngtea St., Car. SI «th ine tablet etr mpod C C C- Gnamntaod to I aura or you aoaav baoM. Ml ■steblUhed it yean. Here to stay. vice. 40,366 Testimonials ss Dentistry CASTOR IA The Kind You Have Always Bought Wise Dentai Co. TAXIDERMIST FURS BOUGHT BARBER SCHOOL A LEADER WATER SYSTEM IN YOUR HOME p¿A:Tct: black CAPSULES G onorrhoea G leeti Children’s Coughs On Rainy Days'^ A Fish Brand Slicker will keep you dry ^W izard O erari il GREAT ro R PA I N HONORBILT DENTISTRY ¿MAYER HONORBILT Worms F. ¿MAYER BOOT & R