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About Beaver State herald. (Gresham and Montavilla, Multnomah Co., Or.) 190?-1914 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 11, 1908)
I Catarrh SOMETHING FOB EVERYBODY Io a Constitutional 0l«on«e In all tbe i-ivlllxed countries of tbe world <10 per cent of tbe iierooiw over 10 years old haw to work fur a living. A wornun and ber oplnlotia are aoon parted. W lgg I Imvi> a nofscii-«» typewriter. " ugg Is alte n deaf mute? I'lillmlcl- phla llei-ord. * hl«m*<«*« i-MUMiur, Teacher Tommy, do ywu kiiuv what “"iiat alia tne, doe?" asked the gen- latltiida to? Tummy Yea. ma’am It's distance ! Ini I'lulinimi "You need it Job You're north and aouth of the Chicago river,— i aiifferlug friuti uvvrrvat "—New York < Hi hago Tribune Nun. There are In tbe Htate of New York forty three Villages of between l.<»»> mid 2.<»«> inhabltaiito which bare free libraries. Mura I «lurlueala. KASPARILLA IllaMUM »11 tor ...sä« Sil Ito..,,. T .p. o,,«. ... H-r »1 *•■■. ua. ... V. SM.HM ■ MMtslWS»,. 11 .. M to aw ,1 r. HM«a touwal ia<«> ... i. l.l S.O-a. ter ».,—«. u, ¡J«,-. -U< S. ItoM ’’ !•--■ U . >o. Sk-.^W •.«»•«w-UUISUWIS-» X.».ras» »es».l>,M. ia —--------- . if- — - M APLEIN E Aesop In “l.lttle Italy.-• The Finn» evidently have not found A ar-bool teacher in tbe Italian quar Nineteen ter of an American city told ber chil woman suffrage a failure, women were electee! to their first Par dren tbe story of the fox and tbe liament. Now twenty five have just grain-». Tony was es|M-clally delighted been eleetwl to the second. with tbe story, and eagerly «ought hto Berlin opened a rink on Hept. 1 for ch uni. Joe, who was In soother clan« Ice skating all the year round, Thia By good luck, tbe teacher overheard make« the fourth (/•niMitient h-e rink Touy's version. In bls excited, broken English be In EurofM-, others Iwing operated In told tbe fable mix-b ■» It waa written, Loudon, Purls and Munirti. The Ivory nut. w fih li I n bo niiji h until he came to the end. Tbla waa bla meed by button munufucttirers. to tbe rendering of tbe climax: “De old« fox he aay. 'Ila grape n<> fruit of a »iHs-les of palm which grows- grxsl. anyhow; alia aour. I gueaa I In Central and Houth America. It go gets da Italian.' ” form« a valuable crop, particularly In I’mimiui. Colombia. Ecuador mid Peru X pw tee for It. Mr». Heiiltnm How much did you imy the mltitoter when w» were mar Tbe polle» Juatlca looked »I Ih» bat- tarsfi. di»rvpul»blv apei-lman of ma a Imod ried? Henlinm He fitted me five dol , lara. Harper's W»»kljr. before bl III end turned io ttsw polir«man. "Oe«sr,” ha a»b«d, "what la th« ('um leiu lu r Now. children, wlutt Is the plaint ?" | greateat enemy of poultry? Hllence. "Hbvmnatia. y’r honor." spoke up th, i Tvai-her Who eat» the moat poultry? prisoner, answering tor klmaalt. Cbicaga I’uplln Tit» minister! Jttgend (Mun Tribuna. ich). Th» Huh. The |.ndy — l.lttlv boy, don't you know A German »tatlstlclan lias calculatc-d Ostend I'a. wbat d<i they mean when I smoking will ahorten your life? The that the «team power In present u«c- on they any 'Money to easy Wall I Khl -Nhucka! Wot do I care? I've HEALTH VERY POOR la* till» glolie 1» espial to l'JO.toMl.lXM) borse ■Ireel ? seen everyl'itig den- to.- Boatoil Trnv- RESTORFD RY Pf-RU-NA l«mer. The ..nil needed to supply thia Pa They mean that It to eeay. my i eler. ■team for a year would rnakf a freight •oit. bec-nu»» they hava Juat gut ten It I’at —I hear yer wolf» la sick. Molke Cdtdrrh Twenty-live Years— train extending ten times around the from easy |iec>pto. H«id a Bad Cough earth. I Mike—Nile la tliot. But la It dnnge' Chit end Then why can't wa get It? Mi»« Sophia Kiltleson, Evanston, ! oua alia la? Mike—Dlvll a bit. Hlie'a From Mora cornea a story of «ugar Pa lleeauae Ihoee that bar* a bold DI., writes: too weak to be tbitigeroua any more!-* au It ara nut eoajr “I have been troubled with ratarrb lie-el« more than two feet loug ami Brooklyn Life. for nearly twenty-five year» and have weighing only a trifle les» than twelve Faivlloua Friend (leaslttgly)—Welt, tried many cures for it, but obtained laiuiala. There arc- »aid to be two of ream « Til io r. w. Talk about your movlpg picture» that which mil*—you or your wife? Mr vrry little help. these monster tuto r» there, mid It to they charge a dime to see. Youngwerl (with hauteur)—You forget “Then my brother advtoed me to try claimed they were grown on tbe farm Wall. they may Im real auiualng, bul w*e can afford to keep a cook.—Italtl- Peruna, and I did. of a native who live-« several miles up juat take a tip from me : more American. "My health wa» very poor at the tbe valley from tlie town of Mora.—I-as Th»r»'s a tra napa rent curtain and two My Vegas i N. M.) Optic. Ntella- -Ho your father handled him time I began taking Peruna. “apaonera" on our afreet. without glovea? Hells Yes. nial M throat was very »ore and I had a bad 'Ilie first record«! production of a Talk atomi your moving pictures -well, would have toi-ti better for |M«>r. dear rough. play In Austriilto look place In June "P.runa he. .ured me. the .brom, we gtteee we »«re tlient left. George If lie liad done It without nbuca It was called “The catarrh e> gone and my health a ven rt the year 17K). New York Hun. Itec-rultliig Otficer." Tbe proceeds of the Juvenile llene«. II*. much improved." “ anni her mother, rebiiklngly. "Tlie telephone la certainly a great In- 1 recommend Penina to all my first pay night (some £30 went to the it all «till when you are at the leiitlon Think of It! You can talk Io friend» who are troubled aic 1 wu." family of a man who had lieen drown In January, ITIrt. a rough and your wife fifty mile« away." "That PtKDNA lABlflS: Some people pre ed. mamma.*' protested the little tuny I»- your ev|»-rlem-e All I've been fer tablet», rather than medicine in a ready playhouse was opened and the able to do to to tlatpn.” fluid form. Such people can obtain Pe public had to pay ot.e »hilling u head The imyun-nt* were represent the for admlMdon. T«»MI h «I« Mtflliwlla«. “Have you." nnked tlie Judge of a re run# tablet», which Illrain Burrows lluw s yrr chawin' cently convicted man. "anything to of medicinal ingredients of Pcruna. Each made In kind, wheat, flour or rum tak terbaekrr. Kara? fer 'tbe court la-fore aentouc» 1« tablet equal» one average dose of Pe- Ing the place of tlie usual currency.— lumdon Standard. Esra Hklnnrr (reluctantly pnxluchig pnsM-d?*' "No, your honor." repll«! runa. plug) Fallin’ fast, I don't expect It th« prMmier, "uiy lawyer took my last Don't mark your stationery Mdn-d-lin the Ideal Laxative to last tbe day out -Puck. dollar.” Ask Your Druggist for a free Perun. longer with a mouogrmu. That to out of date. The latest symtoil to the “I naw the iiuijor'a wife at her win Almanac for rSOU. Tri mm « ph ut II mim mm Matar«. thumb mark It to engraves! In gold or Khe looked •*Theni seventeen mothers In the ell dow early thin morning Th« Rt Petersburg rormpondent of Allver mid baa all the value- of a Ber- läge mothers' club agreed to decide by ■Io yenre old!" .“You must lie mistaken, ballot which had th« handsomest baby.** your hlgbnoaa; no woman to ns old ns th« lx»ndoo Mail says that «ar drums tlllon mark of identification. Station- •lie looks In the nu-mlng!"—1'llcgen.le tuad« of thin l«av«a of ailr«r are b«mg era who have introduced this way of “Well, who won |tT* used I d the Kuaaian military hospital« for marking um - the prints In tbe center of lilaetter. “Esch kid gv*t one rote "—Jud gw disease« of th« ear, to roplae« def «cf 1rs a corn-s|«-mlcnce mrd ami about half "Why are ( you no v«x«l. Irma Y “I organ« l-artlewlnrs llewnlrwd. mi Im-li from the top to make them on so exasfi Iterated! I nttended the “Kitty, wouldn't you like to know Mothers win find Mrs. Winslow*« Bootblag moat effective. The thumb Is some meeting of the Hoctal Equality Ix-ague. eometblng about Eaperanto?” Syrup th«« b**«’ reined? to use tor th«ir ch ¡dm time» printed in red or blue-, although “Ito you bare to learn to play it. nr is and my ¡rnrlor maid presided and hail luring th« uwthiug pariod. the nietal colors are more |x>pular.— the audacity to call me to order three it something you eat?” New York Suu. ataaaa» (• ■ Chor«» Girl. t|ui«a!"—Fllegende lllnetter. 'l’here are now over 250.OdO wards In 1 am »orr> jou can’t be my bride, May. Mr«. Bertha Ayrton has amvwded In Mulligan The byes any ye licked the English language acknowledged by tha Hut my falber woa't girr bi, ronsant aso-rtaliilng the cause of the refractory beat authorities, or about 70.000 mors piair Cuney. Hliure, he nlver hurt luy And if b». io a rag«, cut cne off. May, behavior of tlic- searchlight In certain than In the German. French. Hpaniab and man'» (et-lln'a Harrigan—He's a Wby I Derer could pay for »ur rant. reapecta and In devising a remedy. The Italian lañen»««« combined »Intake In the grana The blackguard Britlsli admiralty called oti Prof. Ayr referred to me an hto cotitlni|>emry. Hut why should we live any more? May ton to investigate- the trouble some time Io death we abould not be apart. ■ua n ami I'll be the coutluiperary to no ago After making many Investigations I suffer alone, ami am veiled. May. llrln'.— Puck. With a grief that to tearing my heart he turned the problem over to his wife, “Before wctoerc married." said Mm who to tbe only «roman member of the <'luittvrton, "you used to tell me how I So let’s fl«« from th« odious world. May. Institute of E.hs-trical Engineer» and much you loved me. but you never do Where there’» nothing but troubles «nd wlio received the < only medal ever now " "Of rotirw not, my dear.” re cares. award'41 to a woman i by the Royal So- piled tbe inancullne partner. "Sine* our Ah, wou'l it be grand, when w« two. hand e-iety of lanidon for • original unaided in band. marriage you haven't given me a chaiic» work. Ar« climbing the golden stairs? to tell you anything.“ Tlie Congregational |mr*itiage al Kit- Haiti a |ioet tn ati unfortunate specie fZ|TC Hi Vltua Itane« «na 'tvoui inp*raia te-ry 1« one of tlie oldest houses In th« I I I J iHtly c«r»4 by l>r » I n ' b Gnat N«rr« K« lator: "Ihni't you think that tile opatt ■«Itrear tond for FREE M M trial botti» and tmaH«« State of Maine. It is th*- oldest ecclesi An-b IM . PbiUd«!|>tua. Fa. Ing line« of Tetinyaon'e little |»ieni. U IL M UllM, IA . astical residence in the State, and the 'Break, break, break.' are plaintive mid oldest one In present use In New Eng- T» AviilJ Mistake». "Yes,’’ win the meinn<holy re- anti ?' "1 want a buttle of Rvltold'« Extract.“ Imai. Tlie lioiise was built tn 1729, lit But I think flint ‘Broke, broke. •aid tbe proiuim-nt politician, of the ply. tlie «lays of lion IVilllnui Peppert-IL broke,' to n good ileal sadder.'* 'Hisentb ward, stepping into a drug »tore. father of Sir William Ptqqierell. It “ ICyliold'« Extract?" queried the drug “Wllllnui," aha sttlil. “means g-» .i. cuiitaliis the library bequeathed by Sir gist. "That ’ » a medicine I never heard Jam»» means beloved. I wonder"— William to Dr. Benjamin Stevens, for it Mush mntrtlad het cheek. “I wonder of before.” "I never heard of it. either, until to-day, forty years minister of tlie Kittery •lie softly murinured. “wbat George but I'm under contract to write ■ test!- l-olnt ■ huri-li. Hr. Stevens In tils tnru means?" "George means bushieM. I montol for it. and I want to find out wbat bequeathed the library to tlie Congrega hop«.'* aald mother, looking up from the diseases it claims to be rood for.” • tional ministers of Kittdry ami York This «’ h J ihr hovsehold ranedv is most for all time Many of the* bonks con sureesMully prcxnlRMl for a ‘**qrld <»f wedding announcement» In the paper. Vo« Can Gel Allen's fool-rsse fuff. troubles.** Fur dcrsngrmrnts of the di Anxious .Mother Nellie, dear, do you Keo- Write Allen». Oluiamd, le Hoy, N Y fora tain tin- l,ep|H«reH coat-of arms grattvc orgat» it is a natural corrrt tiv«, think that young lluggins, wlm has 'tree «ample of Alh-ii', Foot I Il cures -ii-ticc i Me I Journal. ojwrating (hrtdly upon the liver and ali- been calling on you twice n week for •westtng. holawolten. aching b-et. It make- new or tight •hoe, <a,y. A certain cure tor lu llcmlcrHou County, Caln Cox. fiv. turntary canal, gently but prrN».«itent!y corns, but ,owing nail, and burnous. All drug- •titnuUting h healthful activity. Its »ollie time, la matrimonially Inclined? gists sell It. (te. Pou't accept any »ubntitutr Oiili-w from Atlien». has not only a<!- Pretty Daughter — Really, I tlou't know beneficial influence extends, however, to lu-ri-e! to <llv'*r»lfieathin in nil It» form», every portion <»f the system, aiding in the wliat to think, iiiaiuma. dear. lie has f-et's flee from this odious world. May, raising fruit, toimiti»-» and the cere«! And go to the land of frothless sodns. priH esses of digestion and assimilation of Hui-Il a knack of keeping <me lit the thutnblesa waiter» ami <-ountles» de mid liny <ro|w. na well as same cut ton, I lxh I, promoting n wholesome, natural dark! lights : where your pipe doesn't go hut lie linn I hh - ii Inverting surne money appetita. correcting sour stomnch, bad old Acquaintance Why. old ilili p. h out every few niinntev and you In other exiierimeiita. Rome of which breath, irregularities of the bowels, con Irot th« few year» ago you were don't have to tranip ten miles to nre iltMvut to turn out very profitably. stipation and the lung list of troubles get n check rushed. directly traceable to those unwholesome tln-NHcd man In town, but now your Ono of Ills »lib- experiment« bn» been conditions. Kaaparilla dispels drow Ni outfit 1» pretty shabby. Had a reveree? —Yale itei-ord alim-nd«. ho having put In quite a num- nes«, headache, backache and despond« Companion Well, you may cull It that. tier of tlie young trees about five years ency due to inactivity of the liver, The truth la. I got married since, and Lam« Back Prescription. ago. The trees are now well grown kidneys and digestive tract. It is a The increased use of whiskey for strengthening tonic of the highest value. now It'» my wife tliat^a the best dn-ased mid are bearing fine almonds, though lame back rheumatism is causing con If it fails to satisfy we authorize all woman In town. siderable discussion among the medical not a» large nor as fine as the import | dealers to refund the purchase price. Young Wife—To-morrow will be my The trees bore a few fraternity. It is an almost infallible ed variety, lloYT C hkmical Co. Portland, Oregor birthday, dear. Young lluslmnd— cure when mixed with certain other in almonds last year mid many more this > You'll lie twenty one? Young Wife— gredients and taken properly. The fol year, and by another year Mr. Cox No; twenty-five. Young Huwtiiuitl— lowing formula ia effective: "To one thinks he will get a crop large enough Why, a year ago, Juat before our wed half pint of good whiskey add one <o market.— Houston Cost. ding, you told me you were only twen ounce of Toris Compound and one ounce The death of Jame» W. I’aul, the ty. Young Wife—Yes. Imt I have aged Syrup Sarsaparilla Compound. Take rhtlndelphin Iniuker. recalls thl» story ! rapidly since our marriage. in tablespoonful doses before each meal whl< h he told at a Philadelphia club “My friend»." mill an Itincrntit and before retiring.” not long ago: “I was going home one Toris compound is a product of the night late mul saw a man who had evi preacher, “the Scriptural rule for giv Thl««rrnt Chin«*»* i>hr- •iviiiit 1» Wi’ll known ing waa one-tenth of what a mint |«>»- laboratories of the Globe Pharmaceuti deiitly haikeil deep Into the cup mak thrMiifchoiii lliw North wo«! I>«*cnti«w of hl» won •eKscd. If you feel yon can't iiffortl ao cal Co., Chicago, but ii as well as the ing frantic but nnmn-cemful effort» to derful nml mArvel'Mi« rurrm, and 1« t<xd«jr her- much. Jti«l give a sixth, or n fourth, ac other ingredients can be had from any open a door with a latchkey. After ■ Itlnl hj nil hl« patjwni« »• th« nre«1r«t nf hits cording to your mean». We will dis gobd druggist. looking at him a few minute« I divldcil kind, Ito tr«Hf■ any mid nil dl»en>s«-» with power pense with the next hymn and take up to help the man, who was not so far I iliiiai retini: It. fill ('hlm-on mot». h«rl<n •n<l li«rlia that are entirely unknown tn i h« nird tbe collection.”—Llpplncott'». Josiah.’’ nsked Mr?. Chugwater, look« gone as to have forgotten Ills |s»llte- l<-*i ■rlem-w nf thl« country. With three harm Ims« renifIir« h« «unrentwee tn cere nnterrh. Willie--And so you quarreled? Char n„ up from Hie newN]>aper she was rr«J« news, for la-fore entering thc house n«thmn, Ion« tronblr«. rhrumetl«m. n*fW>n«niM*«. n<. “whiit ia a ‘hoinrstretrh’?" ■inninuh. liver «nd kidney troulilee, *leo privet« through the door which I succeed- lie—Yea: she »cut back all my pre» i I kwhm «« of men and wnmen. "This," answered Mr. Chugwater, lean- ed In o|»-ulng he asked tuy na me enta. Anti what tlo you suppose I CON5UITATION Httff ng back in his easy chair, slowly extend« and thankevl me. I procewled on my dltl? Willie- Can't guess. Chiitile I P«« lente eufaitU nf city writ« for bleaSe end ng his arms at right angles with his oirrular«. Inc low 4c «lamp. sent her a half tlom-n boxes of face >edy. and aci'ompnnying the exercise with way, V’tt !v-'t<7 gone only a few step«, powder, with a note explaining that • dismsl yawn. “You've seen me do it a when I heard some one call 'Mr. Paul! The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. Mr. Paul!' I turned, and there was I'd taken about that much home on • t h *rt<ro Tribun«, Hrst St., Near Morrieon my friend of Ilie latchkey coming to my coat since I'd known her.—The Gos Portland, Or. ward me with unsteady gait. When he sip. . reached ine lie put one hand affbctlon- What hna beeonie of the old-faahlonod ately on my »boulder, and. looking me woman who hail her photograph taken In the face, said: ‘Say, did you ever with one hand holding a half-opened H F.N writing to ad vortiesrs pl«aa« get an answer to that long letter you mention thia papar. book? wrote to the Thessalonians?' ” On. Mr«. Pneubride (at telephone)—Hello! Ia that the health department? Volte Ye«. W Ha <»«ia«'l Tell a l.la. “Well, good-by. dear!” aald Mr. True- boy to bla beloved spouse. “I must go and dictate those letter»—twenty six of tbem -so you mustn't expect me lioma very early." “All right!” wna th» rr*i*mne “But I wish you wouldn't work so bard." Half an hour later. Mr. Trueboy en tered bls elob snd sat down, witb tbiea others, at a card table. “Just a moment, you fellows, before tbe first band to dealt. I've got to keep my word with luy wife, fine of you Juat lake down wbat I dictate: 'Abe defgbljkliunopqretuvw x y *.' There! Those letter» are off my mind.” He toots <•< Tell a Lie. Inquiring Imdy—How tnueb mf'g Mrs. Pneubride—1 wish you would send does your <-ow give a day? one of your ofR<ers to 697* Bilgus street. Truthful Boy—'Bout twelre quarts, This house is full of cockroaches.—Chi lady. cago Tribune. Inquiring Mdy—And bow much of Fly Kar. that do you «ell? Stranger ( od bonwback)—Voci«, what Truthful Boy -'Bout twelve quarts i« tb« prk*« of (*tn to-day? lady.—Human Life. Uncle Jed (Bittinc on th« fence) — We Tb« IforseHaea. don't «^11 our rot** in these dijginme A veterinary surgeon pronounced a ter. Be you a candidate? . hunter to be afflicted with an incur Her I an prom pt w Coee«draei. able disease. "You called on .Mies Tartuo sod she “What had I better do?" queried tha Xi**ted you with: ‘Why, Mr Sorrel top !* Well, what was there in that harmless cwner to bls groom. “Wei!, sir," was the reply, “con •i< laination to offend you. Percy?" •*Y’c*. but she—or—didn't punctual« it scientiously speaking. I should part that way. She said: ‘Why Mr. SorreL with him to another gentleman."—*Tlb» top? ^ oo D rops ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT. A\?Sf tabk Prrpant ion far As simiiaiinfi dr FbodoalRreGa iingdtfSiaiiadisMdßowisji I nfants /Ç hiliiken CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature Promoles Digestìonfktrftt nessandftfsfïontainsoHflin- Opium Morphine nor Marni. N ot N arcotic . lì! A perirci Retntdy for Correr J tton. Sour Slocwch.Diantai Worms £ouvulswns Jntrisk ness «al Loss of S leep . Fac Sin* Signatare of NEW YORK. Use For Over Thirty Years Atb months old J5 Dosis-J5CENTS Exact Copy of Wrapper C rescent Egg-Phosphate A FULL POUND 25c. Get it from your Grocer Highest Quality More Converts Every Year C. Gee Wo Ths Chlnesi Doctor - HUNTEHS,&TRAPPER8’GUIDE.r..L^. The mmual wear and tear on the world's currency 1» estimated at two tons of gold and ltoi tons of allver. Hood's Sarsaparilla In uanal liquid form or in chocolated tab lets known a Saraata.-ya. luidoseabl. Nasal and oilier local lornia of catarrh an* promptly relieved by Anllaepleta or Catarrh-la, fak-., druggtola or mail. C> I- Hood Co., Lowsll, Maas. $£-,FURS:HIDES Sigis?- Il originate« th Ini pur« blood and rcquin-aeimsBliitioiial li<<atmvnl, acting lliroiigli ami purifying lit« blood, lor its radical ami parutgnvnl cure. Tito greiilcat conaliliilionai remedy to Every day in every year that comes, more house wives are giving up their exorbitant priced Baking Powders and turning to K C, the honest and reliable, which has stood so well the test of years. They are finding out that ounces costs one third the price of powder any where near K C quality, and makes better, purer, more healthful baking 23 Ounces for 23 Cents UtS MAh?* Perfect Results