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About Beaver State herald. (Gresham and Montavilla, Multnomah Co., Or.) 190?-1914 | View Entire Issue (July 31, 1908)
r«,n,laU. Kaperlmeallae. UN HONEST DOCTOR ADVISED PE-KU-NA. M il. RYLVKHTF.K K. HMI I'II. Boom gl*, Ur«nll«’ IlhM'k, Ml. M<».| •• Perun* 1» lb» bunt friend * •irk man ran have. ••A fw month* •«<» I rani« hero In i wrotobad o«*miili<>u. Kxpo*ur* and daiii|»nr«a had ruined my um «> robust haallh. J had catarrhal afToctiniia of Cha bronchial tulx»«, and for a lima thura waa a doubt aa to my recovery. ••My good hon«Mil old doctor advlam ma to lake Poruna, which I did and III a abort limo my haallh liegan to Im prov«« very rapidly, th« bronchial trouble gradually diaappotrrd, ami In three month« my health waa fully re* a Cored. *«Ac< rpt a grateful man1« thank* for Ula reatoratlou to perfect health.'* Hr ru n.i I m Nit PlrtlMrtA A. W. Perrin, M. I>. K., U*U Halaey Hl.. Brooklyn, N. Y., aayai •‘I am ualng your Perun* inyaelf, an<« nu rci'oiiimondlnn it to my patlvnta in all ra»ca of catarrh, and find It to l»c inorr than you r« pr«■•««•fit, Perun* can l»e ba«l now of all druggist« In tills arc- lion. At the timo X began uatug it, Il waa uukuu* u." r-.i off .to« Hur.*. Th. u»‘fuln<«> of ii bnrM d-qn-rula l.rit«l)r ui»>n th. quality of 111* fwt. If tlx-y are Mund «nd wall taken car* of lie 1« «bl. to traval «iid work writ, but If lliny are ili-twll»» «nd Neclactad III« useful ix-.a 1« Impair'd and hr <'«o nut lw d<-|HNMl<<d on lu any •tnergeiuqr, n« bn la lliibln. wlx-n hl« servli** «r* iiMiat tinrilnit. Io I hh . iiuo partially It not wholly dlaablrd, rnaiiltliiK In aorhiiial loaa to lila ownvr. Hill trw borava nre ib<.rn with foot, yet tb« drfe<'t« by can fill trcrtini-nt ar. often entire ly con'd; alao many lioraeo with Bound hoof* are practically ruined by UM icnoraiic, or cnrvlcaani-«« of black* i«uUHia. The pnqier atioctna! of bdraeo and the , KV'ieral cure of their feel la a matter < lliMMlle rrotlienlliy. M| am older than I look.“ aald the mat flint almuld rei'alvo th« atrlct attention re*i at who«« b<»u«e the •«■wing circle had of every farmer, and yet, aa a rule. mri “Moro than forty winter* have , It la wnfully lieglqrted. Th» farmer ¡«••rd «»ver my h«*ad.° I alioui<l have knowledge of tbe natural “Thru you haven't h*«d long In thia form«lion ■ f a burae'a foot. a<> aa to be rllniAle. If that*« all.“ <»b«ervr«l I he elderly **lu«frr. “I’ve a««mriltneo earn a« many able to determine whether the animal , 1« l«-ln< pnqierly ahod or not. and aa forty winter* her« in on« eprlng.” I while that la being done be ahould t*er*«»Ma A m »«rail*» ' never go away and leave Ibe amlth to “I haven't heard of you going out to alight the work to get through with It Hubbub** to dinner lately " or butcher |ta feet If ha duea not un “No; he any* I caul do that any dent and hla bualneaa. more “ While no dcBnlte rule« for ahorlna “Why. I though you were bl* clo***t leiraru can I«- given, aome guueral prin friend What'* the matter?“ ciple* nr* *<’kiM>wlc<1gc«) by nil <s»m- “lie tell« tnr their rook doesn't Ilk* 1*1 «nt b<»r*r*htirr*. namely, the beel me." riilhnlclphlu Prv**. •thouId never l»e ml eicrpt t<> remove Little Mr*. llunh-r had heard ao n rnggc«! |M>iht. Th« *amv 1« (rue of many J«»k«** »taint th« bride* who the frog, which 1« an rlnwtlc «’Unhlon. couldn't market au<vraafully that aho Intend««) to rcduc* the Impact of n *ud- made up her mind that the first re >1« ii shock to th« f«M)t. Th« butterl* <]U**at abr iuad<* of the market man 1« an liwtmrn«*nt that may do nn Im would ahow her to a aopbiatlrattM mcniM* amount of datnng« In th« hand* huuacwlfe. “Send me. plena«*.’' *hr of nn Incnpnbh* operatur. Much mi»- anl<!, “two French «•h<»|»* and one bun chief I* done by It every day. Wb«n th«* to«* 1« too long and project* dred green prae.“- Judge. i !«*youd th« h<Mif, It cnu«<** «tumbling ■ •rrr uraa«, ind It «httuld lw *horte:M*d. A hot Iron “One objection to your poem,“ aald the ■«hould never Iw applied to the foot to ««liter, <lan<ing through tb«* iiwnu*-rtpt. “la that Whittier oOcr wrulr a poem rm iiMvrtnln It« evctiUc**. a* tunny black- •nnlth« do merely to nave time, when bodying subs!ant inlly tb« Mine Ideas,** "I m you tnr in to «ay. air." thundered they know It 1« not right. A *e*r«d tturfac* !M«twe<*n the boot mid the *h«»e tbe ata foot callee, “that I “ “Hut you have Improvrd on them, my ’ tnnkc* th«* contact le»* ¡»erfert and th«’ dear air," hastily lntef*po»«»«l th« editor; Mio«» neveaaarlly le** right thnn It ought “you hare improved on them iimnctiwly.“ to I m *. Th«* eutald«» '»f the hoof nhouh! not be ten •■ih 1I»I hb « llrf "O, Johnny. Johnny ’ ' •u*h«*d Mr* rn«iH*d iu«»r«’ than I* ne<'e*««ary to rllncfc ¡mling “You're *o anfi’ly bant <»n th« nnllN, n« (hl* thin* the crust and re •tieww. Thia la the ac«-«»nd pair I've bought duce« th«* atretigth of the (waring *ur you ainre we had that equinuptiai atom face of th«* foot Weakening and decay ¡Bite . “_______________ «re *HiuetIm«* the result of this prac tice. oil Applied to the ho«»f* occasion Pre« um « pl I um . Phlsty I aup|KM* you think that If yet ally during dry wenther I* lM»nefl(*ial. had the regulating of the UDI ver** you Tu Tell m ll«»r»e*a A^r. could mak«* aome Improvrmruta on the pr«*<*nt job, don't you? K ii|»ha I don't know alnitit (hat, but I think I could «uggeat one change | should like to have riling» ao armnr««l that when a man la having a * o « m I tin»« th« diiy« would »rrm to |*a<a alow'y in at « mi « I of quickly. I'm almut to lake a vacation.“ (irnu M«t I««« Frar, “I did think,’’ aald Cholly Hnnbbcrly, “of going In for politic*, but I win nfrnl«! I wouldn't know just how to twoat my Inferior*, don’t y’ know." "Your Inferior*?** remarked Slinrjw» “Oh, you wouldn't I»* likely to meet anv of them.** Ph I hidrlphla Pr»-«a. <rm«hI The auto leaped from the high, steep bnt’k Why. haven't you beard the panrful At four yenra old each jnw ahowa four |i<-riiiniiciit teeth, wboae table« are worn to the aame level. 'Clic dividerà are worn upon both of their tairdeja Ixxvked nt from the aide, the coruer *-*etb lire quite amali. story ? (The pieces of g!a*« are flying yet.) It lati'led on a conservatory! —Chicago Tribune. Mo II «*«•«» o roe. “Johnnie. 1 think I hear n thief I d the dark rloavt Iwnenth the at it Ira" “I don't doubt It; I Imvo known II wna there for mune time.“ “Telephone for the police!” “What’* the u*c? You can’t arrest a gns meter.’’—Houston Pt»*L At four mid n half yean the nlp|H>ra Mo Hanner. allow wear on both edge* The corner “Whatever you do, dear,” wrote the teeth mid the lumk or canino teeth are anient lover, “don’t ahow my letter« to i i:> evidence. you to any one." t.eptto of fyelowea. “Have no fear, dearewt,“ name tbe From the atudjr of cloud« nn otlh-ln) feply* "l'ln J»>»t KN uiuch a ah n lin’d of of the United State« Weather Bureau them na you nre." An«!, with that, the engngement bo mnclmlea flint tin* ordinary cyclone« which traverae our country from went rn im* n matter of htatorv Judge to enat nre not more tlinn two or three inllea In depth, although their diameter tn tunny hundred, of mile*. In other word«, tliclr motion doea not nffeet the upper region« of the atmoapbere. In the cane of hurricanea. thin au thority tliuln thnt the diqitli la greater, amounting to nn much nn Ave nr a|x mllcn. Itut higher current« blow direct ly neroai. the cyclonic and anticyclonic arena which produce atortnw nnd fair j weather at the nurface of the earth. Till« m-w theory lend« to offnet form er Idea« concerning the circulation of t the atmosphere. Syrup iffTòs Eiixir^Soniin nets Aontly yet prompt I”- ly cleanses (y on ou the me bowels, uoueis,ctcanscs the system effectually assists one in ov wcommg habitual constipation permanently. To get its Beneficial effects buy the genuine. Manufactured hy the C alifornia Pc S yrup Co. •OLD BY KADI NO OmiCGtMS- 60< ^-fiOTTU Aa Aavlenllural Peat. Ro groat have l«en the rnvngea «lined by the dmlder a lea Ilona, twin- | Ing. parnaltie plant- that a dccri-e haa been Innuml by the French Preatdeit prohibiting 11« Importation Into the country. It la a veritable agricultural aconrge. attacking and dcatroylng hop«, rlnea, clover, pen«, toinntoea and many other kinds of agricultural produce. Once having found Ila wny lito any die trict. It In moat difficult to* get rid of, nnd conntltnten a permanent nource of anxiety to the farmer. Cutting down, burning and potnon hnve all been tried with unnatlafnctory reaulta. How Ito« Dlr. Fit» al Faaaaia. In th« entire renlm of aclentlfle In- vretigatlon there la nothing more Inter- eating and marveloua tlinn lhe growth and development of plant« from the In-gli iilng or the germination of th« «cij to the reiiroductlon of tb« germ. Ka<b a|HM-lea of plnut haa Ila dlatlml "I did uut nee you In church last Ive I'hnrni-ter and Ilf« liablta and only Hourlalnw wli«re mitural condlllona ar« Ruuday.” ”1 do not doubt It I took up tb« collection." Bohemian. fnvorabl« to Ita growth. To attain any Caller (to child) la tbla papa'* little d«gree of p«rf«<-tli>n, lb. «<>11 ami clim ate combined uniat In* «U'h «• th« tmy or mamma's little Ituyl Child— plant« require, although a moderate d« Ituuno; the Judge hasn't decided yet— grea of auixv-«« may ba attained when Elfe either of thee* factor* are not exactly llyker Bronson tell* me be la taking Bulled to Ita growth, but where tx.rh mud Im Ilia now. I'yker Why. I thought are deflclent lu any conaldi-rabl« de be w aa out of politics.—Chicago I tally glee the plant can not be auiveaafully News grown, except |>y artlHclnl menna Rhe If« funny you ahould tn- ao tall, whereby the ne.-e»«nry lie I urn I condi Your brother, the artlat. In abort, lau’t tion« are created. If the <-hrm1«*l com he) Ile I almeiitly ) - Yes. usually — lemltlon of the ,<>|| 1« favorable, and Town «ml Country. climatic condlllona unfavorable, the "Ilaa lhe patient n generous renerve latter can be created artificially au«h form, nurse)“ “No. doctor ; he ba* aa protection from caild nnd exceaatve nothing but « UM-ati temperature.”— heat and lack of molnture nnd. Ilke- Baltimore American. ul«e, If the noil 1« deficient In tin* chrniicai elements which th« plant re- j Grace Hu you bave at lost made up quire«, they can be added to, but In your mind to marry Jack) Lola -Yes. either enne the pr»«-ean In laborioua and I'm tired of tuning him tiling around expensive and tbe reaulta unaatlafac- ' lie liouas «very «veiling.—Cbleago !>«lly lory All plants nre Indlgcnoua to! News. ■'Iion't you ever p t homesick, rap certain kind* of noil, and all »>11« are e«|ieelally adapted to the growth of inili)'* aak<*d tin* pmmetigrr on tlie <«*ean "No; I'm never buine long certain kind« of plants, and nature can liner. not In- Improved u|eiu In nny way. nor enough." replied tbe captain.—Ex can her deficlem li*n lie aue<-<-i«Bfully change. Lieutenant Colonel Georg« Gaotbiil« chairman aul chief engineer of tbe Isthmian canal corumlMlun. told Fresl delit ItoasH-velt 1st« in January that before January 1. IBIS, the ditch which la to bisect tlx- vertebra« of the Amerl can coulluent will be completed and that all will be In readltiesa for tbe first trip to make the little pleasure journey from the Atlantic to tbe Pa cific. ao write« Boy Crandall In tbe Technical World Magazine Inasmuch as the colonel Is noted for conservatism and caution, It la believed that he feels deep down In hla owu heart that at least a year will be cut from that estl- mats. i Pte for Him. Human Plix-uablon—- What baa be- some of tlx- glam eater? Hword Hwallower—Got a Job a« base ball umpire for the season. Human Pincushion <ju«er Job for a glims eater. Isn’t ItY Hword Swallower—Not at all. When the bleiuherltes start thfviwltig bottles at him he'll Just smile and swallow them. Is It Your Own Hair? Do you pin your hat to your own hair? Can’t do It? Haven’t enough h tir? It must be you do not know Ayer’a 'Hair Vigor! Here’s an intro duction! May the acquaint ance result in a heavy growth of rich,thick,glossy hair! And we know you’ll never be gray. - t thl»« 'hs. Arer-S H«lr Vl«»r I. •»» maar wond*rf il iMir«ro**»t th*» w«a •••r N>»4ffi I have us*-»* it t'>r a*»»»« tun* I <*»n IratA- folty aav that I »«* «> Mtlf l wtth It. I ff>)H*rf»i!ly r*«*«mtn«»»«) t as • nrepo« rati’HJ ** - Mt»* V r, Waftaiad. Mieh. .Cease off the Trootole. The visiting parson was banding con vict No. 1313 consolation lu small k . bvrtos - asmtw *ri ch -m»««. H oward LffiffidviH»« CO3*ra<J<h Kpe« ur.ff-n prt-»•»: Gold, chunks. *ii»» r.l. ffid.lt; G«ul. M(!v«»r, 7 - ;Zlr»e<»e “Yau sliould not complain, my mla- • *W*'. »!• * <•'* •• Making »-nvw.op^ »t»4 i>r <* itrt aertt on au ,<iU-»tioa. Coutr'4 »t-d V tty gulded friend," he said. "It la better full DirttV» k»XMltlU»d. < MtAHMalffi Nffie Maui*. to take things as you find them." “Youae la on de wrong track, parson." replied the prisoner. "It was practicin' remedied by artificial mean« In order, Bronson—My next-door neighbor Is flat theory flat got me pln- hed.” AKKANGK TO STOP AT therefore, to be ■in-ccmiful In hl« bual always looking ahead for trouble. I ”n V:t-,e t’•«<■• .nd sU Serrous DW-awe tn-nn. tbe farmer muat “keep clone to Woodson For example. Bronson— r|T0 rl|3 p. na»i.-ni z cure-1 hr Pn Kline's l-r-s* ■ I r I lirt. I-' nature and mark well her way«.'* He Well, this morning 1 «aw him sharp- iraMlss. Or. 11. IL Kim- PARK AND ALDtK STS. . UL. SU Anh ho, HmaU*w muat rnlne only aucti creqai .« are beat enlng Ida lawn mower. A New and M >lem European HotaL eatertna Ooalaffilona of Hlalory. adapted to tlie noil of lit« farm, in ac Miss Ito-Muir I wish I coal<1 think: particularly to S-’ate peopht. A rafmeri place Car Thf war corr«**pon<ienta were compli* l«hea viritl-MT the city, ck«« to the »boppin* cordance with bln exjierleuc«. and of nome new and unusual birthday prea- meuting ( «pt. Mali/ Pitcher on tbe con- center. Kates reaaonabke Free Bu». wholly refrain from ex tonal ve ef^ieri ent to «urprlne ninmmn with tbla year. - »¡ hcuoum courage »he bad displayed at th« incut« with «uch a« are of doubtful Mr. K|HM,iiinore llow do you think 1. L cum. (Ml tf FrVMg IM*) B<r battle of Monmouth. utility. she'd like a son-ln-lnw) “It waa nothing.’’ ahe Raid. “I merely Cleverton (who ha« hired a taxa- wanted to «bow that my other name isn’t Keep« < blrlt.n. at Home. An Iowa man hna dealgned «n anti m«ler cab to propose In)—Say "yea.” Ì Coddle." For, verily, true bravery, nniike genius, flying chicken wlag attachment bavin, darling? MI» Calumet Give me time ▼auntetb not itaelf« ia not puff**d up. Cleverton Heavens! But, In view to prevent the annoyance and to think Didn't Like tteo Pkrme. damage-« Incident not In here! Conalder the expense!—* “Charlie, dear," *ald young Mr*. Tor- to chicken« wratch [ Life. Ing In your uelgh-1 Tbe Lady (to hastily-retreating bur kin*. “did you *ay thl* tip ou tbe race* bur's garden. The glar >■ Pardon me. but won't you please waa a ’lead plp*Y" “Ye*." device 1« attached wait till my I ius I hiim I wi - m you) I told "Weil. I don’t pretend to expert to the chicken’s, him there waa aome one In the house, knowledge. Rut lead pij»e somehow *ug- wing. It la made and he aald "Uubblah!"- Harper’s Ba gept* plumber*. And plumbers are al of parallel piece, sar ways ♦•xi«en*ive."—Wa^hiugtou Star. St. Helen’s Hall, Portland, Or. of w Ire ta-nt Into i Dick Yim look worried, old fellow. Resident and Day School for Girl*. U m - form of an el ■ Wick—| bave canne for worry. Dick Mother» will And Mm. Window's 8<w thing Cata ogue on Request. Syrup th* ba«’ maedv t • u«e t ot their cfc. i*lx a w Itti a h'iol ut the bend. — What'» the trouble? Wick My wife lanug the teething perxMl. T<> apply tbe httachment to a chick j says If I don't accompany her to the Mutual Krluvfanre. en’a wing It la «lipped over the wing.1 iM-4Hhore thia summer she’ll stay at “Here in my »«»at, madam, bat candor and by placing the parallel aid«»toward home. compel» me to *ay that I think you are each other the hook ciri t»e «iiapt>cd In Boy (who lias been naughty and sent •a w»-H able to atand as 1 am." |H-«ltlon and retained by the reallleucy out Into the garden to Dud a switch “Politen» compel« me to «ay *Tbank of the wire. Tile book will lie on the to putil»h him with)—Oh. mummy. I you. air.' "—Chicago Tribune. Inker corner of the wing and will pre couldn't find a switch anywhere, but vent tbe device from «lipping off. Tbe here'» n atone you cau throw at me.*— London theater«, music ha!!» and ron- ert ha'.!« provide «eating accuaunolation chicken will thus la* prevented from Punch. for 327,000 people. •prc-adlng tbe Wing «■ required to fly: “TIIE SCHOOL OF QVALITT" Physician—Well, whnt do you com a id the reby unable tn get over a fence: plain of? Policeman—Sleeplessness, Better each year, and larger. We now Into the neightair'« garden. doctor Physician At what time do have two floors 65x100 feet. Thorough you go to bed? Policeman—Oh. I don't work tell« the Atory. It counts in th« >l«>u«s*« «,f < orn C‘«»b». For Infante and Children. mean at night. I mean In daytime, end, and we admittedly lead in this re- In *<>u>e ¡mrt* of Europe corn cob* while I'm on my twal. sped. Get our catalogue, pen work, etc., nn* for building purpose*. Th«», She (oil her bridal tour)—Oh. Dan. then judge for yourself as to quality. cob* nre colleetcd *nd tnkvn to * fn«»-! Bear* th* Dan—Why. what Is tory, where henvjr eompmse* ervab I'm so unhappy A. ?. ARMSTRONG. LL. B.. Principal nnd mold them Into bl<Mk* of various the matter, darling? She—If I am as Signature of Tenth and Morriaon • Portland. Ore*o* much to you as you say. you can't be *lxe*. Ju mn brick* are various«) molded. Thv*c bltM-k* nre then bound sorry your first wife died, and that P N U No. 31-Oa Aa Ile I nderslood lt. with wire *<• a* to tngke them hold to- make« you too brutal for me to love.— It wss Dicky's fir-st day at Sunday scbool. and be was teiiing hi« mother • TX’flEN writing to ad verti««>*a pleaa« gvther. They are then *«Miked In tnr Elfe. 1» mention thl* piper. Doctor—The room seems cold. Mrs. about it. to make them water tight« and *n* “ They «ung thè fuuniest banquet song l readj for use after thl* treatnienL Of Hooligan. Have you kept the thermom course, they are much lighter than' eter at seventy, aa I told you? Mrs. ever heard." he said. Peuallles of Fame. “What was il?” «he asked. brick*, are always dry, and make good Hooligan—Sliure. su' O! hoc. docthor. “Being the author of one of the ’best “‘Hold thè Fort; Fried Barn Com- h«»uaea. Thl* I* but one of the very There's th' devilish thing In a toouibler ing !* “ teller** of the ye.tr ha* it* drawbacks.** many wny* In which Euro|* abovra a av wttrrum watlier at this blissid mln- say* a woman writer of popular books. State ot Ohio. City of Toledo ) "Frequent request* for contributions of greater economy than Amerca doe*. nut.—Judge. Lui-as County. i Then» I* little over there which goe* to Mamma—Good gracious. Geòrgie: ! Frank J. < henev mates oaththat he is senior one* books to charity bazaar« are a vrastt*. Even the refuse and garbage’ What Is the matter with Freddie partner of the firm of F. J.Cheney A- Co . Join,’ tax upon good nature—and the pocket- biwinesNtntheCitir of Toledo, County and Blate of Harla I* made to serve n purpose by Jones? Is the child having a tit? aforv'ttid. «nd that said firm will ¡»ay th* sum bo» »k. No matter how flattering such of <»\h HI NPR ED DOIXARS for each and demand* may be. they are decidedly living buruvd nnd converted Into pow Geòrgie No. mamma. You know Fred every ca»e of Catarrh that cannot be cured by expensive." She went on to say that er. die stutters, and we bet he couldu't say the use of Hall’s Catarrh Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY. "altltudlnously” before Bobbie ran Sworn to N fore me ana subscribed iu my j res- should she gratify all the persons who Coat of t-'rs-diniK llrna. enev, this 6th day of December A D lSe6. wrote to her for copit's of her books, Bulletin No. lift from the W«**t Vlr twice around the block. - Puck. V A. . OL K” v Notary Public. “because they c*uld not afford to buy Towne — Do you believe In dreams? glnla Ex|MTlinent Station give* the HaR’s Catarrh Cure i« taken internally, and them." and respond to the constant first year's re«t»rd with (Wo hvna. It Browne—1 used to, but I don't any acti*directly upon the blo«xl and mucoussur* calls to devote the children of her !ac*a of thesystvm. -*-e d for testimonials free. more. Towne Not as su|»'r»titlous ns give* picture* nnd description* of F.J.C1I NEY ¿CO.,Toledo.U. brain to cbajitles. it would <N«t her Bold bv al! druggists. 7Se. house*, method of handling, amounts, you were, eh? Browne—Oh. It wasn't from $400 to $«500 a year. Tit bout Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. kind* and <*oat of feed and egg produc a question of su|>erstjtlon. I was In j counting the time lost In wrapping, Too M«in«*tonoun. tion. The cost of feed for the year love with one once, nnd she Jilted me.— i directing and stamping.—New York “Y»a." *aid Slangejr, “I trampl'd was hji cent* per head; total coat $1.42 The Catholic Standard and Times. Press. , Cyrus Bcuben got bunkoed. Silas— through Switzerland once.“ ¡H»r head. The fowl* averaged 113 egg* Ha« Iler Doubt«. “Come off!“ exclaimed Dowter, “You each, vnlucd at $2,-13. so that each lieu How so? Cyrus—Why. lie read the nd- , “I know there are such thing« as rai»- a verllsement of a firm that statevi if he never did!* rvturned a net profit of $1.01. makers," sighed Mrs. Chugwater, looking “Sure I did; on the level.“ woqld semi a dollar they'd send him . through the window at the dismal proa- "That prove* you ’ re lying. It ’ * How to herd Out Stiilirr. some light rending. Sllns—And did ( pect outside; “but I don’t believe there it simply Impoasible to tramp through ' Owing to the cunetant contact of the they send It? Cyrus—Yes, they sent really any such thing as a rain check. Or, air with the top layer of allnge It I. hltu two lamks entitled "The Age of the Sw itzerland on the level.“—The Catho if there is. there’« nobody that know« how nrceiaiary to remove n horizontal layer Arc Iainip" and "How to Make Can- lic Standard and Times. to use it." of «Huge to n depth of not lea* tha:i ■Iles." one hiul one-luilf Inches dully to pre "John." she whispered, “there's n vent any from sp<ullng. If thia fact burglnr In the parlor. He has Just 1« kept In mind when building n all<> knocked against the piano and hit sev- ! Ita dinmeter can be made auch a* t<> oral keys at once. “1'11 go down.” said make poaalble the feeding of a layer he. "Oh. don't do anything rash!” of thia depth dally with the amount o' "Hash ! Why. I'm going to help him. live atock on hand.—John Mlchela. You don't supposi* he can remove the Rheumatism is caused by an excess of uric acid in the blood, which is piano from the house w ithout assist- ! carried through the circulation to all portions of the system. Every muscle, t.latrlbullon of M rmiu .1., nerve, bone and joint absorbs the acrid, pain-producing poison, causing ance?”—The Throne. The dlatrlbiitffin of mammals over “I tell yon." said one man to an aches, inflammation, stiffness and other well known symptoms of the disease. the earth shown many carious features other as they emerged from the corri Permanent relief from the pains and discomfort of Rheumatism cannot be North America, Northern Hurwpe and dor of a concert hall, “I envy thnt fel- ' expected front the use of liniments, plasters, and other external treatment Asia have ninny families In common. which does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. 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