Beaver State herald. (Gresham and Montavilla, Multnomah Co., Or.) 190?-1914, February 28, 1908, Image 6

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    NEW FIELD Fu» WOMEN.
PERUNA EDITORIAL NO. I
Real
Fatale Hu«tne«a In \evv
a hreStabl» Ona.
F©Ulu©e©>
lork
The best field for a wouiiui wlahlng
Dr. Hartman ii now offering Peruna to the public aa a regulat pharmaceu­
I tn earn * living In Ne» Fork I» real
tical product It ia jut aa ethical as any compound pat up tor the medical les.rtte. any* Mr*. VI Enola Alexander.
Kfeaaion. Ho straining of medical ethics can find any fault with it THE who ha a made a Mlixwaa of the huai-
IKCIPAL ACTIVE INGREDIENTS are prominently incorporated in the ike*<. “It I* a little le*un than live
label on the bottle, that the people may know that the claim« made for Peruna year*»*’ ©I m » aajrw "»llioe 1 wa« left a
have a true jutifleation.
wldou without iihMiey or bualneea train­
The only departure we shall make from medical ethice in the conduct ot ing and «ent to work.
Peruna affaire in the ftiturw. is the fact that we shall continue to advertise an*. I I “.My find step w*« to **k a letter of
“Wall,” »«id the atatlatleal boanlet
leaning back In hl« «•hair, "w» have at
thia meal the roprosentatlvva of two
widely aeparated general Iona.”
"How la that?" asked th« Inquisi­
tive boarder.
"The hen we have been trying to eat
w«a tn all probability the great grand
mother
of
thia
omelet.”—Chicago
Tribune.
H»«ky Vallar*.
"Pve Hid Experience”
"With Hood's Karsaparilla, and am ron-
vlncml It 1» a «real uiKlIeli»," Oils I. Ill,
suit.tan.'* of «0.MK letters by actual «Mint,
rm>lv*d In two yrara. They 1,11 of cures
otall blo<*d diseases, l.wa.d•¡*|^'(lte, rheunia-
tlstn.anar-tavarweakneas.thal tired teellng.
nervous wsaknaas. dyspepsia, catarrh.
No Kqual "I can ear from .«rerleoee
«hat II 00*1» Saraavarllla 1» without an equal.”
K mma L H owman . Il Beacon Kt.. Lowell. Maa«
Kciem* "I had •©■©ma and lrl©d ©v©ry
thin* I heard of. but nothin© brlpvd me until
SAI ft Its« «Ma BarSaa.
I look Hood*© 8ar«ai»arilla. Tha*k» l*» kill«
ntedi«lne. 1 am now well.
Gamui Y anai , I
"When I starts«! Ill bnalnr.«," salii
• vyn *. South Bethlphrm. N Y
Mr I matin «tax. rvlle.'tlwly, "I r«>
Muscular Rheumatism "My father •olvml never to tell an uutrnth."
had muaeular rh©nn>*ii«tn W aa con fl nr* to
"Ami you kept your wont?"
hi» b*xl. He took two t»otlleu of Hood * Sar
«apartlla an<l wa« entirely eured
H krina
“Vea
Whenever I had any delicate
I’ bmain , Boa ItKML Springfield. .Ma««
bualnesa of timt «ort on Intuii I hlrel
Hood * Saroaparllla I© ©old every wlwr©
an exjiert " W’-«***
In Hi© usual liquid, or In tablet hirtn called
Ila* liaaa III» Heat.
•araataba. KM) |\>©ea One Dollar. Fre
I’nrl© llosea did not feel able tn con­
Mared only by 0. I. Hood Co.. I a » w ©II M«««
tribute mor© thin 7*5 cent» to th© mission
try «'su»v. ami wa* not particularly ©n-
rallewlaa I« I».
thualAMti»* about giving ©ven that.
First Magnat» Why do you alwaya go
“You ought to give n« th© Lord bn©
easi on thia llna?
It's not «early •• pr*»«i»er©d you." ©aid D oa < ou Irunahh*
“I d*»n‘t think th© Lord'll ©ver a»vti»e
abort and diroct as some of the others.
Second Magnat» I ktiow It, bnt in in© nt bein’ UUgr*t©tul,“ An»wer«'d t'licle
trying to get paa.ea I bare alwaya («und Ila*©*. “Hix of my boy* la preacher© "
tkia to be tka lina of lasst realatauce
Mow'» Thnf
Chicago Tribuns.
W# •ff«?Une llutulr«*«! Pollar» R«w»t<l f«»r «ny
t'A»«'
ot
Calanti
piai
cautHit b© < urrd by II al e
Froslmlty.
Catarri» t urv
Wareham Long llow orar diti ye ©T©r
F J cilKKIT 4 «’«>. Tei.**lo, O
W ì , th© uiMlvratano«! hav» ku <wn F J
coms to bsin’ ricb?
Ch©ney tor <b© la»i l > »<*ar* an«l U’ilav© hlm
Tuff oh! Knutt
Wall, I ©ut nevi thin< l»*rfv<-tly honurab<© inai* buUn«**« itaii«a«-lh>n»
and flnanelali» ah!«* tu varrjr out any obhga
tn a aiìlli©nnir© wunst. Me an* ole Mun
toburn happ«ned to <<» on a toot III© »am© tlot* in ad© bv fil’ flrm
WALPINU. KtNNAN A MARVIN,
night, an* th©y put us in adjoiuin* celi«
W holvsal«* l»r*igi(lat•. Tolado.O
ll*H*» Catarrah Cura la «k©n In«»maily. a«'t>
at thè p'Ilv© station **
in« dlr©rtly npui
» i
• tur
fa<©« ut ih«* ay»Mm
rvatimonlab »«'ni (tra.
pHr©
<•©«»»• per botti© H<»l<l by all Pruneti*,
Tba Twralwa af tbe Wurm.
labe* Hall'« Family Fllla lur t anali pai lou
Molli*—1 wish you wer» aiorv Ilk.
The church was |>ackvl. even the
Introduction fo * real ©«tate dealer
sail our product TO THE PEOPLE.
aisles linci with chairs.
Just twfor»
frx>m .i rich woman friend of mine.
If we would agree to sell to doctors only, to advertise for doctors only,
bsnsdictlMi
the
thouxhiful
“ ‘X\ hat can yon do?’ I m » demanded, the
then the medical fraternity would be obliged to recognize Peruna m being
clergyman, who loved order
as
hr
after rvadlng the letter.
entirely within their approval.
“’Anythin*»' I anaaervds In «|»lte of did the Gospel. thus admonished his
BUT WE SHALL NOT DO THIA
“In passing out. ple.tae re
the fact that I had never done a day’s hearer»:
We shall continue to offer Peruna to the people. We shall continue to work in my life.
main seated until the
ushers
have
convey to the people our claims for Peruna as a household remedy. We shall
“ ’it’s a g»N*l thl x you can.’ he re­ removed the chairs from the aisles."
continue to supply the people with free literature, teaching them how to use plied.
; .. ‘for . I . have got no time to teach —Lippincott's.
our medicine, teaching them how to avoid disease, teaching them many things y< n '
of benefit to the home. We shall continue to do this, whether the medical
"lie t
me a list of houses in
BORAX IN THE DAIRY
profession like it or not
n h ii i>.- I m . i msw twen able to kc'|i
We are proposing from this time on to take the public into our confidence.
an.i t»i<i me to look them over
the matter with A Matter of Profitable Interest
Notwithstanding that seme imitaters and subetitutors will be attempting tc ', ,l!
" haI
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...
.
_
I the:.. " ' tlie
1
wouldn't
stay.
to the Farmer and Dairvman
put up something which they consider just as good as Peruna, we are going to
M
'.H'll
I
»niue
hack
an<!
made my ro­
draw aside the veil of secrecy and allow any one who chooses to know exactly
The problem of keeping sweet all the
ixirt he l<k>k«Ml uh » over und gave me
OF WHAT PERUNA IS COMPOSED.
atantila used in connection with in lk
This ought to disarm all honest criticism. We expect, however, that crit­ a grunt of approval. I learned that and cream telling, and butt r making,
he had .«•»nt mon* (han a dozen men
icism will oontinue On some pretext or other those who are envious of the
has been a aeriooa one with the farmer.
on tlie same erraiui and none of them
success of Peruna will continue to find had bevu able to ivport
He has come to rvalire fully that th«*
suttleient Tea-
slightest taint or hint of stateness left in
fault Bnt we are determined to give sons.
People Who Object to
such people no just complaint I "Having found what the trouble a can, tin or churn may ruin a whole
Liquid Medicines Can
PERUNA IS A GREAT MEDICINK I was. lie ivniiuissioiKst me to is*** (hat output: that the taint wh ch ia left ia in I
It has become a household word in It was riMiusIled. When thnt wa* no­ the form of bacteria which ifrow and
Now Secure Peruna
millions of homes. Our faith in the conipllslied I wa* told to get ten* multiply in milk or butter, producing
Tablets.
disastroua results.
remedy is stronger than ever. Every I ant.«.
The farmer has learned that hot water
year we expect to establish new plants
"I was with that real estate dealer
in foreign lands until the people of all the world are supplied with this valu­ I just one month, My pay was
a wdii ' i rinte away the greasy residue in
month, and tuy hours from S to G dairy utensi a.
able household remedy.
He has Larned that soap leaves a Mr. Slmpoou.
WE CLAIM PERUNA TO BE A CATARRH REMEDY. Buy a bottle and , o’»*ku*k. At least tlh»s<‘ were my office
Co<Mla—-My d©*r. If l wer« iik>r© like
I hour*,
but every waking moment 1 residue of its own which is, if anything,
try it If it helps you. be henest ard acknowledge that it has helped you.
Mr. Slmpoon. 1 ahonld have married *
If you want ns to we will publish your statement exactly as you furnish it in* planning and thinking about U0 w »rse than the milk or cream residue, woman
more itke Mr*. Shuixoa. St.
ami it is little wonder that then» has been
to us. We will add no words, take away no word«. If you wish us to we will ; work.
a constant clamor lor a dairy cleanser Louie Boat Dim«fch
I
tohl
my
“
At
th«'
end
of
tlie
umnth
publish your portrait in connection with it We will not do this without your
einplo.ver that I lind decided to try and sweetener that will meet modern
written request without your entire consent
r« quirvments.
working for myself..
Peruna has cured thousands cf people of chronic catarrh, in many phases
"•Gixxl.’ said he. 'You've got pluck, A few ot the largest creamery establish*
and locations At least that is what the people say to us, through unsolicited
you'll smwed.
If at any time I can ments have called experts into cot a il
testimonials Peruna will cure many thousand mere, in spite of fabricated be of service to you. let me know.’
Th, Freblam.
tat ion on thia problem ami have with
»landers to the contrary.
“Do you think it Is as easy to make
“I've never had to call ou hlui to ask thia scientific aid hit upon a product ol
a fortune aa it used to be?" asked the
WE GUARANTEE EVERY BOTTLE OF PERUNA TO CONTAIN THE a service, but be
lie has
ha« sent
«eut me aev- of natuie which exactly tills tlie bill—
ambitious youth.
INGREDIENTS PRINTED ON THE LASEL
So in that tirsi month I borax.
’ eral client«.
"Easier."
answered
Senator
Sor
We guarantee that every testimonial we use is absolutely true-in the gallic«! his friendship and enough ex­
Scientists have long known borax ae
gbum.
"The problem Is to do It In
exact language of the testifier.
perience to set out in the world for a cleanser, a sw eetener and an ant se| tit j
such a way that your friends will ron-
We guarantee that every photograph published is the photograph of the myself.
deatn yer of bacteria and germ growths. .
I tlnue to apeak to you." Washington
De*troys
all
that
is
harmful
and
pro
­
person whose name it bears, that every won! cf every testimonial was author­
"When I made that venturi1 alone I
Star.
ised by the hand that signed it
was living in a hall bedroom of a motes ami pre?e»ves resnneM. sweet*
W.« la aha Wark.a.
We are determined to beat our opponents by being fairer than they are. boarding bouse ami my business ness and purity, relieving the dairyman
"When I co into politic«. I aiu go
by dea.ing squarer than they dare to. We are determined to meet falsehood ««lilipment consisted of a table, a writ- ami dairy housewife of drudgery and ol
Ing to hire out my brains to tbe best
Ing pad. a fountain pen and tbe daily needless work and worry.
with truth, duplicity with candor, insincerity with sincerity.
Its cheapness and value shor.ld give it paying side.”
We know that the users of Peruna will appreciate our stand. We believe papers.
"But when people hire brains they
"Every morning I would look tbe first place in thv necess.ties oí every
that the dealers in Peruna will applaud cur course. We expect even our op­
want furnished thoughts; not empty
dairy.
pnjiet-
over,
rcul
tin*
property
offered
ponents will be obliged to acknowledge fnsl’.y that Peru’s is not only an
Baltimore American
The cow's udder is kept in a clean, flats."
; cneet and useftl remedv, but eno of the GREATEST HOUSEHOLD MED I for sale ami then turn to the columns
In which tbe buyers advertised their healthy and smooth condition by wash*
Mo aera will find Mrs. Winslow's A»-thla«
CTNES CN THE CONTINENT.
wants,
C. Gee Wo
The well known reliable
CHINESE
tool aad kerb
DOCTOR
He» mede • life Mod y of
ruote and heH-. and lu that
Mudjr diseowered and is giv.
The
'» ueeloacrow.
The farmer's sou looked up from the
•porting page.
“By heck.” he said. “I wish we had
one o' them there bossless carriages.”
"We have.” returned the farmer,
“and now that you mention it. you
might jest ss well git it and fetch up
a load o' turnips from the three acre
lot."—New Orleans Times Democrat
It Did»'« Save Him.
"I saw a statement in smie paper
recently that an umbrella would last
longer If it was always neatly rolled
up when not In use.”
“Tbere'a nothing to It
I bought a
fine umbrella a week ago and I never
had It out of Its case and yet some
body stole It three day« after I bought
It."— I’blI»dolM.t- p—
A
Bad
Talk.
“Now. Bridget." said
Mrs. Hlratr
Offen, sternly, "this sort ot thing won't
do. There wouldn't be any work don«
In this bouse at all If I didn't kee[1
after you and tell you what to do." 1
“Shure, tna'atn, it might be worse."
replied Bridget. “I might refuse to d<
wbat ye tell me.”
Marlon—I showed papa those verses
you wrote me. and be seemed vleased.
Harry—He did?
Marion—Yes.
He said be was glad
to see you were not a poet.
An Engii»* uuu <u Madrid gave King
Alfonso bis first taste of gingerbread, and
now he can't get enough of it, and some­
times goes to the convent himself for it.
t'nfor-
of both kinds of advertisers.
tiin.-itcly they didn't always answer my
Where I did nxvlve answers
letters.
I would set about to brlug buyers and
sellers together.
"Beton' the eii<l of my first month
ot going It alone I made a sale of a
piece of property on Riverside Drive
for $9»>.000. On the strength of it I
hired desk room lu au office on "3d
street.
Membership Limited.
“Soon after that tbe «econd red let
“Your husband spenda all his evening?
al home?
Isn't he a member of an; !t<r day in my bnstae** career was
lodge?“
| celebrated.
I bad a telephoue put lu.
“O. yea; he belongs to the Order ol I on a party wire.
1 have several tele-
Thoroughly Reconstructed Husband«, but
phone*» now. but tbey don’t give 11©
so far as I know he's the only member
I the pleasure that party wire did.
there i*.”
'
Th*» next year I moved Into in nf-
I flee of my own, and since then it has
Remarkable.
“She's the most remarkable elderly , l*een a steady uphill climb.
I made
woman I ever saw.”
two rules when beginning business for
“Doesn't show bey age?”
I myself: T«> I** always honest, to lose a
“Not that
Doesn't seem to rejrei wile rather than the g«MHl will of a
It.”—Louisville Courler-JouraaL
client. an<l to handle only r<*jq»eetable
___________________________________________
house*. To fit myself for tbe btulness
I began to read am! study tlie very
day I entered the office of that real
estate man.
I am «till at it.
I read
every book. |mp*-r and pamphlet bear­
One of the
Essentials
ing on r**al estate that come* my way.
Is I To t«e able to draw my own contnvti*
vast fund of information as to the
ami dee*!*, a* well a* understand those
best methods of promoting health and of others. I took a night course In tbe
happiness and right living and know New York laiw £©liool. While I have
ledge of the world's best products.
lawyer. such
a regularly employed
Products of actual excellence and, knowledge i* absolutely essential for
of the happy homes
of to-day
reasonable claims truthfully presented a su«w««ful real estate broker."
and
which
have
attained
to
world
wide acceptance through the approval
of the Well-Informed of the World;
not
of individuals
only,
but
of
the
many who have the happy faculty ol
selecting and obtaining the best the
world affords.
One of the products of that class
«tamper.
A« a rule 1 would write to all
of known component parts, an Ethical
remedy, approved by physicians and
commended by the Well-Informed ot
the World as a valuable and whole
some family laxative is the well-known
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna. Tc
get its beneficial effects always
the genuine,
manufactured
by
California Fig Syrup Co., only,
for sale by all leading druggists.
Jnpfincvr (olouliH
In
Aaatrwll*.
Auntrallan* nr© nw*t anxloim to keep
fh©ir continent ©xrhiMvely for white
settler«, and for that
rea*>n
have
paMte<l v.nrloii« law*» prohibiting
the
landing <»f Aulatl**«. ««pechilly <’hlne**e.
So it ha« come a© a never© ahock to th©
advocate!* of a white Australia, that
Mr. Il.inaford. a Melltoarne gentieanan,
wrbo h:t« !©,©n exploring in
Northern
Qneennl.and. ba* <ii>»covered
a
large
town of Chinamen on the shore* of the
Gulf of Can**ntaria.
Thin in n<> <*olony of
ahipwrecked
Bailor*, but a great Mettlement contain­
ing
or
yellow men who live
among tlie river flat« ami grow opium,
which apparently they ship, duty free,
to th© Philippine* and China
it*elf.
Tbe prens I* clamoring that the govern­
ment ahull turn tbe Chinamen out, but
it will lx* an awkward bualnemi.
Burning
the < andlr.
Barker shot himself, did
milled th© whole-mle salesman.
he?"
”Ye»,’’ answered the »ilk buyer sad-
Th«* Kind You Have Always lJounlit lias borne the signa­
ture of Clin«. II. Fletx-her, and lias been made under his
personal supervision for over 80 years. Allow no one
to de«-eive you in this. Counterfeit«, Imitations and
•• Ju«t-ai*-goo<i ” are but Experiment«, and endanger the
health of Children—Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTOR IA
Castoria 1« a harmless substitute for_Castor Oil, Pare­
goric, Drops and Soothing iff Syrup*. It is Pleasunt. It
____ Opium,
____ , Morphine nor other Narcotic
eontains neither
guarantee.
It destroy»
HilbHtance. Its
I... affo
—r... is it* „
-------------- --
—--- . Worm*
and allays Feverishness, it cure» Diarrhoea anil Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
ami Flatulenev. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Ntomai h ami Dowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children’s Panace«»—The Mother’s Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bean the Signature of
“What on earth did I,.. <lo it for
queried tbe *ale*man.
“Ob. I don't know; lie was hitting
a pretty fast ¡>a«,e/’ answered tbe oth­
er.
“Burning his candle at both end*,
eh?’ remarked th© salesman.
“Ye*. I guewi that’s what you’d call
It,” admitted the buyer.
For a few minutes ls>th men were *1-
leni. then the salesman looked up.
“Funny. Isn’t It.’’ he remarked, “that
fli,«n a fellow burn* hl* candle at both
end-* he never thinks of blowing out tlie
Cui die; It’* always hi* brain*.”
K nocking,
“Old Rounder is engaged.”
“Gw I Who'» the lii<-ky woman?"
“There are tnllllona of her."
"Why, he isn't engaged to more than
one?"
“Nope, tbat'a wbat I mean; all the
others are the lucky one«."—Houston
Po«L
ing it with Itorax ami water. a table*
spoonful of borax to t wo quart© of water.
This prevent* rogghnet* and ©oreneai
or cracked teat*, which make milking
time a dread to the cow and a worry U
the milker.
1 he modern cleanter of all dairy uten-
©ils i*on*i©ta of—one tableepoonfnl of bor­
ax to every quart of wat-r needed.• Ke-
DH'inlier—• tableapoonful e (nal* foul
tea spoonfuls.
Be sure that you get pure borax. T<
be sure, you must get “20 .Mule Team
Borax.”
All dealer*. A dainty book in rt»'or«
cal ed ‘Jingle Book/* *et»l free to an>
Mother sending name ¿nd address of hci
habv, and tops from two pound carton*
of **20 Mule Team** Package Bora«, witi
5c in stamp5.
Ad Ires* Pacific Coast Borax Co., Oak­
land, Cal.
At Janmtow»,
A newly married couple was taking
In the J.imestown FZxpositlon.
There’s our biggest
uian-of war.
dear,” said tbe husband, pointing to
one of tlie vessels in tbe harbor.
Just then a little tug was seen puff
ing around the big ship.
“And is the little one a tug-of-war.
Tom?” asked tbe wife.—Sncceis Maga
line.
Ulrla to Ba Fitted.
I know of many well-to-do middle-
class families where the daughters,
having resolved the education of ca­
nary birds, are launched on a sea of
gayety with a cargo of pretty smiles
and frocks to captivate husband«—
Ixindon Madame
PAZO olXTMKXT 1. c>«'«nl*M to rare anv
r*,e oí ltrh:n< Bl.n-i .ler-llnf or Protruding
Film in ft to 1« pay, or money refunded
One
In Uae For Over 30 Years.
▼M« ecwTaun oaaieaav. w »uitM» avaarr, aew »•••
o » tv -
Harw
< boere».
A ni a Ideo alto Uvei In Hlberlb.
Wberv all la •• frlgld and drvrla.
Fidi aad. met a bear
And wheu hilgged sald. “I awear
Il doc» my heart good to I m » urrls.”
Houston Post.
Savings bank© sr© ©st»bltahed in 27N
arhools in Scotland.
Th©r© art» 2.5.712
d©p«i*ltor*. with £4M,MN> to their credit.
% lew.
f'uvldn't Krrp
*CII|.
”! *up|H»ae.’’ reiiuirked th© young tnnn
who Imd Ju*t returned from * trip
abroad, “you love Ml** Naggsby stlllY*
• \Vell. not exactly,” rrjtdued hl* ©x-
rhutu.
"We nr© married now aim I ah*
her I hi me <MM»t’©»i*l,r •»© »he lump.“
Xvl
rrutwwnSI,
Mrs. t'pauiu* So ,ou t«>ok
a
tour
tlirou<k Switi.rlan.l, did you? What did
,uu think of th, Matterhorn?
Mr I'naurleb To tail you th* truth.
I didn't try it
I don't think uiu.-h ot
t *u-ar forrl<n hrvrraao«. an r how.
Th» production of alcohol in Frame
during the season of ItMXV listisi Is mil-
< if thia
mated at T0.WLÜIT gallon«
great quantity M per cent Who indue
trial alcohol.
Steel-Clad Grabber
llwyl.««. Ifro«»«».
B m <»«
ff
X
THC SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATUUfTA, GA,
Handled
»in p.u
morb
LARGKR
*z
*4aagA£j^^
Jaque, Mfg. C<x
J*fete2EI
Chicago.
STI MTS
wuh
LESS EirESSB
■a, •tk.r.
SQj
Wrtw lor bwrrtpil,. C|nn|.r
trie
JOHN S. BEALL, Manufacturer
»21 H.wtliurN A
« ronlaad. Orma
BAKING POWDER
Stands for
Good xn,, *nr« msk. lb« mum
Quality
Economy
Purity
THE MAN WHO SWEARS BY
THE FISH BRAND SLICKER
is the man who
ha» tried to get
the same service
out of some
other make
W©gri»es’ Teefb.
The whiteness and beauty of
teeth of the African negroes are
erally a«<-rll>»l to the food which
eat and to favorable climatic condi­
tions, but these Ignorant native« take
special care of the teeth and «re fa­
miliar wltb many remedies for the
treatment of dental
disease«.—Mttn-
chener Medizinische Wocbenechrlfb
U uah M
In providing the family ’s meals.don’t
be satisfied with anything but the
best. KCis*xun ran teed per fee
tion at a moderate price. It
makes everything better
Try and see
erfect
or
Money back.
at »300
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Wtaht Ba War««.
Msmmi—“Tour overcoat wHl nerer
fit you this winter “
Bobby—“I know it won’t, mamma,
let's
but my skate* will; *o don’t
worry.”—Puck.
i
l*»»«iM«lai!•
-Life.* reunir koi tie
optimist, “la
mad© up of sunshine and sorrow,
-Yrw.M rejolnetl th© |»rsslinlst. ••bitt
the trouble Is there nre about
nine
■hadowa to on© sunshine ”
S.S.S
Helen wa* waf<*blng *ome file* on
the window pane, when «he called to
her mother: “Mamina, come and see
If this 1* the bo*om fly !”
“Tlie boAorn fly. child!
What kind
of a fly I* that?”
“Oh. the one they sung about In
church last Sunday—‘Let me to thy
bo*om fly.’"—The circle.
It (White Yow Walk.
&
CAN NOT DE RUBBED AWAY
Fly.
Alien’» Foot Ea>© j« a certain cur© for hot,
•weatitjg,calliH,an<l nwollen, aching feet. Hold
by all I>rijggi-t«. Prlr*- Jir. Don’t accept any
•.'1 "‘I",“; Trl.*1. I«Oa«a KRXE. A.l<lr...
Allens. Olm.l-I, L. K. y.S. V.
•• t think tha! Av»r*a flair VI©«»» It the m«»e»
woiidwiful hair©»*>»•» that a •• ever ma«le I
have us»*« II far •«■tn» »»•»»«* »»«I I rsa Hath
full» aav that I am ©ie»|i» | l«»a»**i with II. I
rheerfuilv ve*-*>i*>»w»‘»id it aa a •el»i*<lld i*repe
raihtu.’*
H im V H m « h a. Waylaud. Mich.
It is perfectly natural to mb the spot that hurt», anil when the tnnaeles,
nerves, joints an I bones are throbbing and twitching with tlie pains of
Rheumatism the sufferer i t apt t.> turn to the liniment !><>ttle, or some other
Tommy—Paw, wbat is a prof-aaional
external application, in an effort to get relief front the disease, by producing
•Scrat ?
Mr Tucker—A professional aecret. my iounter-imtation on tlie flesh. Such treatment will quiet the pain tempo­
boy. ia aomething that everybody know« rarily, but can have no direct curative effect un the real disease bccau.se it
Rheumatism is more
but only a aelect few are auppooed to does not reach the b'.ood. where the cause i» locatcsl.
know
For instance, it's a professional than akin deep—it is rooted and grounded in the blood and can only Ixj
•eeret that every doctor adiaioiatrra bread reached by constitutional treatment—IT CANNOT BE RUBBED AWAY.
pilla ooce In a while.
Rheumatism is due to an excesa of uric acid in the biocxl, brought about by
the accumulation in the syatem of refuse matter which the natural avenues
Frababla.
of bodily waste, the Howels and Kidneys, have failed to carry off. This
Duhley, refuse matter, coming in contact with tlie different acids < f the Isxly, forma
“I sometime* think." **ld
“that It would b* Interesting to trace uric acid w hich is absorbe*! into the bl*xxl and distribute'1 to all parts of thu
coiutnou body, and Rheumatism gets possession ot the system.
th© origin of some of
tba
The aches and paina
phrases of th* day.
For Instance. 1 are only symptoms, and though they may l-c scattered cr t< Ix-ved for a time
wonder who originated tbe expre*alon. by surface treatment, they will reappear at tlie first exposure to cold or
’It never rain* but It pours.’ ”
dampness, or after an attack of indigestion or other irregularity. Rheuma­
“Very likely.” augmented Kidder. •It tism can never be permanently cured while the circulation romaine saturated
wh * Noah.”
with irritating, pain-pr.xlucing uric acid poison. The diaexse will shift
from muscle to muscle or joint to joint, Settling on the nerves, causing
Tha I’ruprr Fea.
inflammation un i swelling and such terrible pains Hint the nervous system
“What Ao I get fur this stunt?" ask­
is often shattered, the health undermined, and perhaps the patient liecomes
ed tbe vain, but execrable, amateur
deformed and « rippled i-r 1 ; fe. S. S. S. thoroughly clcanse-i the blood and
"If 1 were a police magistrate." in- renovates the circulation by neutralizing the acids and expelling all foreign
swered tbe manager, “you would get matter from thesyulcm.
It worms und invigorates the blood s<* that instead
30 daya; but. a. I am not. you'll .Imply
of n weak, sour stream, constantly deposit­
get out.”
ing acrid and corrosive matter In the mus­
cles, nerves, jointsan 1 boues, thctxxly is fed
trita«».
and nourished by rich, health-sustaining
Traveler, panno and drop a tear
blood which completely and permanently
For Timothy Squigga, who once dwelt
cures Rheumatism. S. 8. S. is composed
bare.
of both purifying and tonic properties—
He vaniahad from our mortal eight
PURELY VEGETABLE just
f
what is needed In every case of Rheu­
When he thawed a can of dynamita.
matism. It contains no potash, alkali or other mineral ingredient, but is
made entirely of purifying, healing extracts and juices of toots, herbs and
barks. If you are suffering from Rheumatism do not waste valuable tima
trying to rub a blood disease away, but Legin the use of 8. S. 8. and writo
ns about your case and our physicians will give you any information or
advwsdcsuedfrcc of chargeand will send our special treatise on Rheumatism.
“No, they don’t.
I wa* married
Tuesday.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Holy
:
Do you pin your hat to your
own hair? Can’t do It?
Haven’t enough hair? It must
be you do not know Aycr'a
Hair Vigor! Ilere'a an intro­
duction! May the acquaint­
ance result In a heavy growth
of rich, thick, glossyhair! And
we know you'll never be gray.
RHEUMATISM
“Me?
I’m not Riifierstltioii*.
day i* not the only day on which
lucky thing* happen.”
“But all tbe worst thing* happen
Friday.”
The
Mir*.
“! admire that parrot ot your»,“ r©-
marked th© visitor, rising to take hi« do
parture
“It’© lb© mu»i seucibl© bird i'vs
*©oo for a long time”
“Why, ho haun t uttered a ©in<l© word
■inc© you rauvr it»,** «aid th© owner of th©
l>arror.
“I buow It.
Thais why I aduurv
him"____________________
Is It Your
Own Hair ?
More Farootat WlaSoaa.
K i cr pt I or .
-I see that Friday come* on the
this week.
lAs-sn’t It make you
creepy ?•’
■lead Write M, Poem,.
“Most [nets are not appreciated I nr,-
til after they are dead," aadly rem si rkerf
the party with the unhartiered hair.
"That'a right." rejoined
the busy
man behind the blue pencil. "Tbgy dou t
write any poetry then.”
Syrup tbs b at rvinadv to use tor I hair ibUUrau
durlag lSa taetblug parted-
..d
PllfS CLRfD IN 6 TO 14 DAVS.
It Mialtf VVave VVappeneg.
“Wby. Cel. Curpuavle, ar© >uu • II«
yet?”
I • Uva yet? Why almulila'i I be.
•ir?”
’’You nniat pardon my surprise, «tilo*
*•1.
I .«miti alinosi an rar I read your
obituary a year ago! I*»
”
“It I» quit© likely you »lid. air.
Th©
paper* down my «ny hav© had my oblili
ary in ty|M* for years, and il I« poaalbl«*
that one of them may hav© ruu It in by
•cvident.”
F. N. U.
¿S?
Qv
Mat Ineapabla.
“Do you bei lev* that Mr*, Bradley
wa* IncapftM* of choosing between
right and wrong?”
“Nop*; *b* cho«* wrong unerringly
every tint"-Houston Post
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