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About Beaver State herald. (Gresham and Montavilla, Multnomah Co., Or.) 190?-1914 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 6, 1907)
r Trade« tkat Kill. Weak Lungs Bronchitis One of the moat dsngervua of trad««, accorillng to the I’llgriui, “la the «-over In* of toy anliuala with akin, cteaun»» Ion ther bei ng used, for Instance, for the el«*phai>ta, calfskin tor the horse, and gontakln for the cautela camels Thia ooveringt nmat of course tit without a wrinkle to look natural, ao the wood en model la first dqqied Into glue, then aprlnkled with chalk «lust; then the akin la put on. Tbs chalk Is a> tine that It fill» the sir and is drswn Into the throat and lunga A year at thia ■ort of work ofteu reaulta In death. Auotber very Injurtoua toy la the rub ber balloon. The fuiuea and solvent» uaed In reducing ahe»*t rubber to ttie neoem*ry thinness while retaining it« strength and the dyeing of the bril liant yellow« greena aud purpl, in» most at them poisonous. 8EI.MAS PREFERENCE. If Wa<hln|tiin Were I ner«. Two prominent society woiuvn of (\ i eh In« (on ware aoatoil hi th»* gallery reserved for th» families of emigre«« IUVU "What a grand Innly of men’’* ea claimed the younger of the two euthu aiaatleally. ”lh» you tblnk »»?” a«k«d the «th«r demurely “Why. of rourae I do Ree bow alert and hualnnaalik« they are. I am •uro If (foorg« Waahlngton could come hack to t'unftvea tie would lx* proud of a iK’h a datallng m | mn *( kc I«.“ “I fear, dear,** remarked the elder of th« two eerloualy, “that If George Wnaliliigton were to «vine back and «ee Cuugreea he would lose no time tu tie llvrrlng auotber farewell addreaa. * Lippi m'ott’e -•« LtkeA tba ,'u«ll«h Ih.l n«na«l ♦a th. Illahrr. The tlrat ilny ticltun «nine ItllS RtUMRS HOW TO PROMPTLY gl iqrvrbreiuL mid put eleveu it'Rt kiiLMUhM AT »he tunde One of the Essentials of the happy homes of today Is a fula of aoda In It. vast fund of Iniormnil.'U as to th« "You nak uie ’lrveii." nhe explained iH'st methods of promoting health and to Mix a Simpl» Preparation to her <ilM|>|>olntol iiilatrew» ua they happiness and right living mid know- .urvejvd togviher the »1» kly colored re- e Do-v to Take Ov ledgu of the world's best products. ault. For over sixty years doctors re KMuuv and Bladder I'rotjuels of actual »'xcellence and "No. Selma. I an hl one Oh. I must have endorsed Ayer’s Cherry 1 rouble PrompOv. rciisonablo claims truthfully presented bnv, m I<1 •« level tnanpooiiful.’" Pectoral for coughs, colds, la he a man who uses gmwl Jtalg and which havo allaim'd to world* —I'hat a ao,” Selma agreed, triumph mentr “Kieellent. Ilui tie always wide acceptance through the approval weak lungs, bronchitis, con There is «o much Rheumatism «very- antly. put« it to use about a day too late"— of the Well Informed of the World; "She look» ao B»ea't..aiul bright." Mm sumption. You can trust a wheie that the following advice by an not of Individuals only, lull of the -...^ for .„. read- ,r.„- . Vnnkiirnn .xiutlded to her husband .Milwaukee Sentinel. eminent authority, who writes medicine the best doctors ap Rollingstone N oiuom « Ye«; I IWW rm of a large E*»tetn daily paper, will tlmt night, "that | enu't help giving many who have tlm happy faculty of prove. Then trustthisihe next be highly apprwiated by thoee who her credit for more luteUlgence thau bo a ¡H»et. Tatforodon Torn I ofteii selecting and obtaining the btqtl the wondered how yon got your atari.— tuffer: time you have a hard cough. j she has.“ world affords. Philadelphia Re<x»rt1. " I had an awfnl rnn<h fnr over • ▼••? and Get from any good pharmacy one half “ Oh. I Imagine the Intelligence la Ono of the products of that class, n.'t> mg sensed to do Hie *tn Seed I tr’e«? nine« Fluid Extract Dandelion, ow there,** he answvnsl. “It takes pa Aycr'a «'harry I -«-»or*! and was »»>'« ciir»j I«a<!y (age 71 How inib'li I» that. of known eom|a>nout parts, an Ethical 1 racrktiimand It t*> all mv fr?«i ds w»>»r»vrf nine« Ccmpound Kargou, three ounce» T«»e Aera k*neata. tient's, of courts, to teach them, but she pl«*a«e? fftallbolder (at b*a»tli of eburoh th-v hav« a r ■iigh." - Mia» M U iiku , Aw lafalllblc lyMfftoai. remedy, approved by physicians and Waahti>ii?«Ms. D C. >f Compound Syrup Sara.par 11«. In R»lgluui a two acre le'ldlng la First Student What, you foreea*» Shake the«» well in a bottle and take roiupreheuded perfectly when 1 »¡»oke fair, age Hi llow much has your commended by the Well Informed of aurtlcieiit to maintain a farmer and hi» to her.” mother given you to «¡»end? Punch. that our tailor, poor cha;\ would the World as a valuable and whole in teavpoonful done» after each meal family. The typical two acre farm In “Yes: and what dkl you any? Xhxx! mad? Friend What's the matter, old boy? some family laxative la the well known «nd at bedtime; alao drink plenty of evening?* You’d have u merry time. You look dlNapimlnted. \lg\ I thought that cxnmtry rontalna a patcii of wheat Hyrup of Elga and Elixir of Henna To The Second Sure; oa the 23th of .prod water. r Another or rye and auotber of barley | though, teaching her to cook, with your last month he wanted «oine money get its bencilclal effects always buy I had appendicitis, but the doctor «aid It ia claimed that there few victim« ‘ ' _ry Your mother told me her- It «a« ouly hkllgcatlou t'ourt Jour* fair portion grown potatoes a row of the genuine, manufactured by (Its from ■>•!—Tranalatad for Tranaatlar if thia dread and torturoua diveaae who : teyer'a Pill* keep the bowala regular, cabbage (rowa all round on the t «loping rew'd'v rs’li7Ti7 th.'.th“ »w,r ulk *“* *“ nal. California Fig Hyrup Co. only, and all vegetable and gently laxative. tic Tel«« from Mrggvndorfer Rlaetter will fail to find i - . ...i— _ ,_____ >■ ald«*a of th«' di tehee, with i row of for sale by all loading diukgtsta rimple home-made mixture, and in words of three syllabi««." I'alienee They «ay your brother walk I "Nonseuse !” But he laugti«*d aa he uaed to have great luck aa a fisherman. onlena Just out aide. leas>n< bar« Clarence Knew. most cases a peiuianent cure a the re- ln< r>«wn between them and the grain Fata« Pr*fe««M, said IL “I dr»n’t take any stock in the pr»«fes- rult. RiroBNoas Item« * Pntrkv Yea, he did have. Nearly ev The shade trees round the lenise srs "He adv«rti»ed for boa niera who «ions of these politic ans,” the viiitor was A month had passed when Mr» Van erybody umx I to believe him. Yonkera Thia simple recipe ia said to strength "Hull? maekorsl!" «zelai usa»! l!« pear trees Every foot nt land la mads remark ng. 'They ’ ve all got some seifi*h Iked pea.'hea ’ *n and cleanse the eliminative tinsuea kurau emu« ainlllng Into her ii usba ud« Statesman freckls«) lad who was ¡tarring over t!»« achene to put through. You never cao <t the Kidney, so that they can filter study. to produce, and the farmer keep» pigi rail of the drawbridge “Jii«t Ioni b<»w •w«nr “ You live outside of the city limits? tell what a man has up his sleeve." aud chickens : «nd (train from the blood and sy«tem “Well. I went there for the au ra "I’vs Just had one of my ridiculous yer brother Febay can «wliu. Why, tw “I can. Mr, Jttnea.” said little Clar he poi»ons. acids and watte matter, •low far outahlo?“ “GotnlnvMi know«. Selma. I ¡ « enoouuters ... wwu awa w with "Illi OV lias*. " Hilt* Sit It!. "I ner “ call go llko a <*anoa” ence. butting into the conversation. Hard ta Maarh. “And didn't be have any peaches?" You've got a dirty cuff up yeura. I ahich cause not only Rheumatiem. but uoLkxxl th« three layers of her < rake ! don't. It a alH»ut fifteen minute** the "Yep." replltal the other lad. roloni» Tke numenni« “b«lp” who have "ha<l Other aide of where Hie map atop« numerous other diseases Every ms' “Oh, there was a whole orchard of aq se« it.“ , spread out In the pantry, «nd said. *O bad gooxl character« but loot thMu" ar. ly. "end ho rwnUnda ma of a entwe" -bb'ago Tribune. . rr woman here who feels that their kid H*aches. but there wasn’t a girl on the Sehua. you burner! one, didn’t you? - Vs ties he ran glide tr> <,••!?*’ no worn off than th« doiueMIc men iey» are not healthy and active, or wh. That « too bad’.* To my surprise, ahe Whem It Klees. Landlord (to new tenant) I auppo*«* tl<>u«d I« Hluetrated Hit« wbu«e *a«rt-h ,lace."—Houston Poet "Naw. ‘cauae he la going to get t>ad- 'nffers from any urinary trouble what Teacher (of f*»zraphy cianai—Nam« straightened up and answered, ’No? you would re*julre a bat broom In the for amployaient w«« hindered by an dlsd when he gate home “ With the Awclewt«. city on the Ohio river. the largest ever, aho «hi not h«(itate to make up house? Tenant Ob. we don't need a The Greek commander was msking ths Saarty Haired Pupil — C.«cianati. hia mixture, as it ie certain to do Why, y««»‘ I told her. ’Ikm't you «re batbnwvm. We go to act» every year - unteward circumstance. Haid tb« mat Hrcult of : he walls of Troy, iook ag tar ma'am : but it ain't on the Ohio rivet this black edge?* Ye*,' ahe said. *1 ter of the house to an applicant ouch gcnnl. and may rare you from There once via a maid named \!r<ÎlanIty, i vulnerable spot, when hi* automob.le •o’y part of the time ace burned, but not too bad * I thought Hvggendorfer lilaettrr. "Caii t you find any work at allY* ■ouch misery and suffering after while. The fa i real on« 1« «b» vi> mil), •tuck fast in the mud. lalttle Willie Say. Pa. wbat Is the Teacher—Indeed! Where is it the re«/ she wua being saucy, ao I rebuked her. “Plenty. «Ir; but everybody want« Rbe loved a young man “Gat a horse !* jeered the Trojan sen of the time? ■ and she got «oletun, un<! 1 don’t know llfferemv between “well“ and “guud?- reforem'«« from «>• i««t employer.“ Takaw at Hta Word. Name« ra’ricb McGann - I tinels on the walla. Shaggy Haired Pupil—In It. Pa 1 have notletMl, my aou. that about where It might bine led If she hadn't Can ’ t you get th«w v * “ Master Waiter, aged 6. bad eaten the Hut wwide«I a rieb «Id affinity. Smarting under their rid.rule, he treat “No. air H«*a been dead tweaty aeft portions of hla toast at breakfast, ha Planed to «ay, almost with tear», the only time you are g**od la when you • nd built a huge wooden bore*. The rest . rissaed Hla..lt eight years.“ ^re not nell. Penver Poat. i ‘Not two bad one bad.’ ” • history. Miss Caust'qne—You evidently have and plied the crusts on bls plate. “There’« a lesson for you, though.” “Yea, air,” aald the man in cell 711, “When I was a little boy." remarked 1 pleaoant diatxwltlon. Mr Sapieigt. At Kdwla’e Explanation. Wrest ««III. I hie father, who aat opposite him. “I al 1 Mr. Vankuran rejolnexl, after the “time o aa wt>en I wae admit ted to the Edwin, aged 3. who fondled tela small least you aeeai to be easily pleased. "Iairy.” called Mr llarker. frvm rha ' laugh. “ I ’ d suggest that jruu avoid And w hat brought •cry ta‘»t houae*. Sapioigh Why do you —aw—think I ways ata the cruet, of my toast " eat overmuch and unwisely, ap;*ared front porch, “where la that babyt Juel i "Did you like them?” Inquired bls idiomatic expressions.” you here?" * riu*y vnught me coining now he was In the dining room, then before bls mother one day. his little air.—aw- -easily planned ? I, the num who At that Instaut Selma appeared In Statcmuan. offspring, cheerfully. out. ” — Yonkers face guiltily pained and a scatcb upon Mtsa Gau«t!que—By the way hi wbiob I saw him In the parlor and now he I the dv*orway to say that the Chinese ho, tried to <;rt "Yea." replied the parent Ml« <laddie So «be*« rvrtliy engaged baa vanished again ” tils hand. you laugh at «ome of your own re 'he Mime w»tr “You may hare these." said Master laundrymau whs tlivn*. anil wanteil to to Mr. Sllmm. Lh» you think be'» really "What happened?" she asked. mark«. "There be Is out on the fnrat etepa, out of some Walter, pushing bls plate across the know bow *x)n he must brini; back Mr. a gvKai match? Mine Knox Well, be’« replied Mrs Harker with a suit la "I beat the kitty a little,” be laid. Oa Aeoount ef Dtstaaw. other nuika Vankuran’a linen. table.—Harper's Weekly. and hv'n got a red “Ob. George. Isn't be a picture?” a regular stick. briefly._________________ Vlxttor—And you hare ba«n feeding "Tell him there's no Immoti late rx* Itead! New York I Hilly MnH. “H’ra! Yes. a regular moving pic I Mailt that War- tike dor». Bobby? Gracloua! All of Igency,** the master of the house n- $100 Reward. $100. Harold I «Uppuee. t'ncle <k\)rgv, you ture, • "What do you think of these mush- them xr, «rier'n* their tall» with the The reader» of t hi* t aper w .11 be p’.eaved to plle«l. careleMly, aiu! bvnt to bls writ mom bat, the aomrn are wear.ng?” a«k- exception of the dachahund. obje**t Co tlui>e things Uvau*« 1 Inhale earn t at there 1« at least one dreaded d. -ra* • Hix You sal J your fun would shoot hat <«*?ene< baa beva able to cu-e m all t s lug. while Selma atariM. *d the party of the first part, as over- the auioke. fuel«* George Not at all, Bobby—Oh. he will wag hla tall after uages, and that ia Cata rh Hall's Catarrh “No hurry. Selma. Mrs. Vankuran •00 yards t»ard at the street corner. .'uro is the on. v positive cure now known to the tuy Inty. I object to them beenuae you a whtle. You aee It tekce a long time aedical IMx I know I did. fraternity. Cat&rrh be tig a eonstfto- aupplemented. but before the door had “They’re not as bad as the honey moon for bls r«xxl humor to get from hl» .mnal di«ea«e. requires a constnational treat* fairly closed behind the girl she turn- exhale the »moke. Milwaukee Seuti- tat." said bis confederate in crime. Illa—Its marked to atioot only SSn i »3*25 neat Hall's Catarrh Cure i» gakeu snterna.lv, Del. bead to hla tall. “The honeymoon hat?” acting directly '.jw»n theblood and mucous sur- evl on her husband. "Of all tnessuges yards lace, aces of the a* s? »teta, stem, tbervb t hereb destroying de-t-oying the to fo in* in» -Wbata that you’rv no busy writ- “Yea; bij enough for two." to aend to a 1'hlnaman by Selma ! IMx — 1 know, but there ere tw» bar iation dSease, and giving t e patent iati >n of the dSeaw. « pat ent After He’d Bren Irntrsrsi. nren^th busMsag const * ‘------- * rtrenath by hu ’.Miav wpthe an the eon.tltu'loa and ’No immediate exlgei.«*y.’" she quottal. Ing? You’re regularly perspiring over Until recently the most convenient way Lawyer (in courtroom»—What time usisttng nature in doing its work, The pru- "When you’ve atudled Anglo- It“ "My wife la givlug an ad<lr«*»e on rrietors have murk faith in st ______ . _ so _________________ uretlvepow- merrily. •f getting from England to Japan was by have you got. pleaae? ,r» hat they ,-ffer One H. ml red Po! I ara for any Saxon simplicity as long ns I have, ’Women*« Itiglita* to iuorn»xv. and I am way of Vancouver, a journey of twenty- «we that it fa..a la.U to cure, liai oil trsat st cure. be .d lor for list Prisoner tat trial table)—I can’t tall ’ ■ase preimring It for her.” Luatlge Bluet* testimonials. sir. I'll ask your adric» about Idioms four days. This time has been cut down you until after th« trial. ter. A ldreasF J CHENEY A CO , Toledo, O. to seventeen days by way of Russia. It and things, ” Sold by ail druggists. 75c. lk»lly—No, I won’t wnab my face. Is expected to still further cut this time Take ilail'i Fams.y fl*la fo? roust:patina. It was undeniably her hour of tri when the Russian government lays a umph, but her hiinibl»l husband wquld Juat luite to wanh my foe»: Grand More Appropriate. double track across the country. have given much to hear a little dia ma Naughty, naughty! When I wa» “Going to pay «>me your 803 logue which t«vok place betwevu mis a little girl 1 always wnabed my face. Hie Pimform aa Amended. Otto’s bills?” laughed the caller. lk>lly—Yea, an’ now look at It!—Cleve “My platform.” ah outed the orator, Is a Constitutional Disease tress and maid th«* next day. •*Ye«,” sighed the benevolent father, bringing his fiat down with a reeoundinz "Mr. Vankuran talk nl«*e English-— land leader. It originates in impure blood and “Otto is a very wild youth. I should thwack on the deck before him. * ia. Leave requires constitutional treatment, acting “Frau Lehm.vnn «aa any Ing «ome aw- more nlej aa Mrs. Vaukuran." the girl ■well enough alone !* ” through and purifying the blood, lor its have called him Auto.“ ful thing« atwHit you yeatenlay*“ Well, announced, calmly. “Auto?” *^eg pardon.“ whiiperrd the chairman radical and permanent cure. Tbe 1 hr KI ik I You Ila.« Il<>ii|(lit Inta born« th« *i|;nii- "What makes you think no?" did you at lek up for me?” "Oh. no, I of the meeting, id eminent Boeton citi- greatest constitutional remedy is “Yes; he’s such an expensive sport, tur* <>f Ckutn. II. Flct.-lirr. nu<l Jtua bren ininle uuclrr Ilin all. s.» Hint 1 could "Oh. his arorxls sound so high! wanted to hear It I p«r«*>iutl nupcrvi.lon lor over 3<i yrnra. Allow no onn «en. pulling hia coat rail« gently. “ ‘Let and it won't be long before be will b« trll you about It after« anta."- File- like ver’ much learn bls English. to drcciv«* you in till-.. <'oiint«rfril«. IniitIon« nixl well enourh alone’ ia the preferable form.” • broken-down sport“ •* .Iuat-a.-irn.Hl’* nrr but Ex|>rrlni«nl*. un<l «•■ k I hiik « r tlio gende Blaeftcr. Youth's Companion. In n»ual liquid form or in chocolated tab- health of L'hlklrrn—Experience ngalir«l ExperinicnU To Break in New Shoes. ets known a- Sarsatabs. lOOdoeeeJl. Mr. Orth*xk»xer But surely, «Ir. Dr. Alwav* «hake in Alien'« Foot-Eaeo, a row,1*r Tiw IMItor Nasal and other local forms of catarrh Reglar doesn't advert!!*»? run«h.'t. »wealing, arhinf. ,>ollen feel are promptly relieved by Antiseplets or ': '•re, corn*. in<rowin< nails and bunion». Al - Well. no, not directly, but when bual Catarrlets. 50c.. druggists or mail. «11 drvg*l»ts anil shoe steres, 3Se. Pont aceop >11 known rei labi« Cantor!., i« it harinlr«« aubatltuto for Cuxtor Oil. I’urc- nee« 1« dull he often «end« me a check > y, I -tn.lie. -*m;ler.« ■ ¡FREE. Addre« LEGAL LVFOBMATION C. I. Hood Co., Lowell, .Mass. Rorir, Drop« mid Noothlnir Njrtip«. It in I'lrivuint. It Alien S. o.nuted, Le Koy, N. Y. for Inserting pie and puatry re« l|>«*H. — rontalti.« neither Opium, Morphine nor otlirr Ni.rcotlo I.lpplni'ott*« Magazine. nub.taner. Itn ace 1« it« KUamnt«M*. It tlcnlroyn Worm« Accordi Root and Kerb anil alht). Er.erl.hnr««. It rtirr« Dlarrlnrn ami XV iml SPECIAL HOLIDAY OFFER! Tlie Rev. J.- Tut. tut! I low dure Gentry—You can’t leav«. Hie to mar Colir. It rrllrven 'Iretliinc Troiihlr«, <*urr« Con.tlpatloll Mail a« »cy <w<J One who wrongfully obtains from a you come tiefore me and a«k picture with l > sta Soidler— But I have th« eaptaln’i unil Elatulem v. It itn.inillitte*. tile E ihh I, regulate« tlio <11 »graceful order for D X and ry you when hr la In that transportation compeuy ¡ joshcss I oh of; Ntomiu li mid iloxvrla. gi.ing lieitllhy aud nntiirul nieep. we will rftb! you a •oral ;>eriDiss‘.oiL - H-ua triple • life «tudy of Wee I, sur, beautiful pboto ea <*undition? Would Be-Bride t3| T«'’* Bt.<i ter* - and m that Tlac Children’ll I’auu.’ca Tho Mother’« Erlend. larK»ment of aao.» Sentry (Importantly)—Let's see it I baggage to which he is not entitled, by | etc discovered and la <iv- w hvn he’s fr*n.»-i in a hand ins to the vor»d hui wonder placing the wrong check on It. with pleaz. aur. he'll no o»uia ■on e frame lik« cut. —Il Motto per Ridere. ful remed.re. On’teide n:«ai«';re of Intent to appropriate It to his own use. M»l»er.—illustrated Bit». Mo Mercury. PoHom or Drugs Used-Fir Cure« freme L'.xle in«-hea Lawyer— Am! do you think that the We do all kind« ol «•tlMMft Operation, cr Without the A.d of a Knif« District Attorney Jerome of New Tori Is held, in Aldrich vs. People (III.), 7 enlarging ani k»iaa He ruarnntere to Cure Catarrh. Asthma. Lun«, finiteci tue >end of plead« guilty to three weakneaaea—rand] L. IL A. (N. S.) 1149, to be guilty of man who has run »way with your wife rhrout. Rheiimatiro. S*’rTo»ji»Dew. X«-ri Dehilitr, your fi m» to b< «fo itomach. Liter. Kidne* TroatdeN &boLoat M»-rar*! Bears the Signature of eating, cook.ng strange dishes and making larceny. bad known her «ome time? Iluabund - vejoi^d and Ln;»bed We<kn«K« and All Private DioraaML We pay return j.«et furniture. No. he can’t have known her long, or A SURE CANCER CURE The conductor of a freight train U lust Received from Pekin«, China-Safe, Sure GEO. It. STROBG «t. V tuw* r-Mire »na all Nrrvou« held. In Vasaor va Atlantic Coast Line he would never have run away with and Reliable. 143 w Pirk St. ber.—Meggvn<!orfer Bl art ter. p*-rmA «nt. v e«fM hg I"- K. d * « '»r*al IF T0U ARE AFLICTET» I-< S“»- DELAY. K • \ * i; \ LI Poróind. Orefor r.i orer. Send for FREE |2trta. botti«* *n< DZLAT8 ARE D a N Diner—Walter, bring me a cutlet, treailae. Dr. K H. Kila-. IxL Ml a.-cb bL. PbUa..KW to have no Implied authority to engage CONSL'LTATION RRBB and also a big lion« for my d»'g. I If you caxLnot rel 1. trri te for »y n peon b I anh and clrea* the services of a person to assist la l»r InHo«* 4rfn’»inr«nr* A. Arila». will pay extra for that. Walter—Y««, THE C GEE HO CHINESE MEI-Ti’INF CO Write “The man who palntiM that spuri- handling freight, for which he Is to air. Diner (when the cutlet arrive»! — 82 1-J Fim St.. Cor Morrinon. Portland, Ore«on. For Years PlwM* Mention Thia Pa?*r run picture was sn artist, at all receive passage on the train, so as to tnt CffNVAUM »? MU««*» SVSCffV. N «W »<!•• CiW Where la tlie bone for the dog? Walter ••ntltle such i»ers<>n. In case of his lu •vents," said the ronnolsseur. TOR PRINTING —In the cutlet, »lr. — MeggMidorfer r. N. u “I don't know about him," answer***! fury, tn bold the carrier Hable to án HICKS-CH ATTEN Blaetter. •m ployer. Mr. Cumrox ruefully, "but the dealer Portland “I »uppoae you visited all the point» K».» TB»«. A «abatttat«. To determine the degree of the crime who sold 1» to me was."—Washington "Whet has come over the spirit of “Tou’rw rather a yonng man to be if one who by means of false conne**« of Interest while you were abroad?** Star. tions conveys gas around bls meter and said one young woman. “No,” answered left lt> charge of « drug «tore,* anl<! llnakln'a ilrrmuiT’ queried Itnyinond. “Have you "lie has quit talking against iiingtintee Moth,n vrfl find Mr» Winalnw*« Soothing consumes It upon bls property without the other, “we acre so busy add r»-«* I ng th« fn««y old gentleman tyruplheb at remedy to uwmriasircmuraa having It measured, it is held. In W« mk 1 s ¡■»st <ar*ls to our frlemis that we any diploma?'* “Why er—no, ■Ir." and trusts." luri&g th, u,«thing period. "lie Ixuight hie first block of etorg 7 1. It A < \ - . hadn’t time to do much sightseeing.”— replied tt»e drug clerk, “but we ha a h a ¡»reparation of our own that’s Juat us last week,” replied Haskill's purtner. ■ aaperrset. 52<), that the taking during earb day Washington Star. Automoblllst—Say. I want tble mask Is not to be regarded as a separate* of conclusively. “The great corporations which con good.-—Philadelphia Preaa •hanged. It doesn't cover my face euf- fense, but that ‘he value of the gas trol general necessities,” *nld the man ficlently. wrongfully consumed during the period of unusual theories, “ahould be regard Clerk—But It’s the regular thing. during which tb»* false connection Is in ed merely as servants of the public.” Automobll.st—Can’t help that. I find use at one time will t»e considered. “Yea.” answered tin* weary-looklng citi that the people I run over are apt to The trespass n<‘ceseary to constitute zen. “but have you ever tried to control Bakin? Powder Get recognize me. lari-eny Is held, in Toj^lowskl vs. State a house full of servant»?”— Washington a Try your favorite cake (WI a ), 7 L. R. A. (N. S.) 756, to be Star. M rs. Gadsby Atei you liked Koine It it perfectly natural to mb the »pot tlint hurt.«, nnd when the muncloA it dpesn t more higher absent where a property owner, upon being Infoniie*! of a design to steal hla Ijest of all the European cities you vie- oerrcA. joints and bones are throbbing nnd twitching with the pains <>r it ’t in property, pla<«s it upon a platform I ted? Mrs. Newrlcbe «enthuslastlcal- Rheumatisn, the sufferer i l apt to turn to the liniment bottle, or some other your money. Everybody where the Intending thief la planning ¡y)__It's far au|>erlor to all the others. externa! application, in an effort to get relief from the disease, by prolucing to get It, with instructions to his aorv- Why. my dear. In Rome one ran bify tountcr-irntation on the flesh. Such treatment xvill quiet the j>.«’n tempo ’ lirifr These and You Will Be Safe Fro« agrees K C has no ant In charge of the platform to de souvenir postal« for a ¡*nny that «•»»st rarily, but can have no <!irevt curative effect on the real disease because it Contagion. liver It to the one who will call for two or three times ns much anywhere does not reach the bhxxi, where the cause it l'icated. Rheumatism is more than skin deep—it is rooted nnd grounded in the blood nnd can only Ixj It. so that when the Intending tbler else.—Pu«-k. “To-morrow,** announced 5-yenr-old reaclwd by constitutional treatment—IT CANNOT BE RUBBED AWAY. arrlvi-a ho Is treated as having a right IISINFECTING THE OHLY PREVENTIVE to the property. Sidney, proudly, to hla kindergarten Rheurnatism is due to an excess of uric acid in the blood, brought nlxmt by the accumulation in the system of refuse matter which the natural avenues teacher, *1» tny birthday.” “Why,” re of ixxlily waste, the Bowels nnd Kidneys, have failed to carry off. This Utle Robby oaa Been. turned «he, “it 1» mine, too.” The boy’s «ORAI. 1 SIMPLE, SAFT IND SURE METHOD refuse matter, coming in contact with the different acids of the body, forms face clouded with perpleilty, and, aft Little Bobby wrote an »-asay on uric aci<l which is absorbed into the blood nnd distributed to all parts of tho er a brief alien«*, he esrlalmwl : “ llow How to keep our homes clean, aweet sod free as follows: body, nnd Rheumatism gets possession ot the system. The aches nnd pains rom germ Influence« 1« • question. •“rhe tx-e Is a queer sort of an In- did you get so much blggrr’n me?”— arc only symptoms, nnd though they may l>e scattered or relieved for a time White there is no occasion for alarm. It 1« «1- aio-t, that gives [»eopla a few polnta Lippincott’« Magazine. by surface treatment, they will reappear at the first exposure to cold or SMAJlf* ff«vs well to be forearmed on the theory that “No. Geoffrey,” protested the beau dampness, or after an attack of indigestion or other irregularity. Rheuma ’An Ounce of Prevention Is Better Than a that they don’t appreciate. The queen ' 1 - -• no - - - of prevention bee and «iiinw the hive, JilRt like ma I h > sm <"W tiful girl, “you mustn’t do that, I hav« tism can never be permanently cured while the circulation remains saturate«! ia« yet been o. I.Seovered 1-«- that !•» t- more mvtv simple. »nupi«?, ' . . .... pffertive yet harnlei? barmlpgs to OUT hOIIHe. I he «Irone bee 111 like pa; sever allowed a young man to put Ida with irritating, pain producing uric acid poison. The disease xvill shift nor» direct ar.d 1 morp more effective, he human system than is Borax. he don't care mu* h about work. There arm around my waist.” ’’That being from muscle to muscle or joint to joint, settling on the nerves, causing Borax ha« been known and »«ed for gener ations a- n purifier and preventive agairiht are other kinds of bees, Including po the case. Gwendolen,” be answered, inflammation nnd swelling mid such terrible pains that the nervous system epidemie Influent • s on trina ing from uno lean ly Inexorable firmness, is often shattered, the health undermined, nnd perhaps the patient becomes lou'iitJons resulting from unsanitary sinks and litical tiers, quilting liees and husking sadly, but with Iraln-, and when u-e«i a« a hot aolution in the tiers. Hut the teat here of ell are the “you will have to take your bead off deformed nnd crippled for life. 8. 8. 8. thoroughly cleanses the blood nnd »roportlon of two tablespoonfuls to a gallon of renovates the circulation by neutralising the at ids nnd expelling nil foreign There la a kissing tire my shoulder.**—Chicago Tribune. rot water flushed through the offending loca- kissing tiers, matter from the system. It warms and invigorates the blood so that instead ion«. r»-m ’ve« every trace of dls< a •- germ« and In our parlor every Sunday night and «3.00 & $3.50 SHOES th «’ wto !T l . enders the pip«*« clean and wholesom». FOR EVERY MEMBER OF«^. ■«, Flahrrman’a l.eek. of a weak, sour stream, constantly deposit It B .rax In addition to Its hygenk qualities Ja a I get a nickel not to tell about THE FAMA.Y. AT *LL SR CES. jo .««•hold nece’-hity.and «an t»e used f«>r num- When It cotni-e to a choice of here, give ing acrid and corrosive mutter in the nnis- The Judge—For two yearn yon* men ( Fo«nyono wSo can prove W.L, P^OfUUU OoaHaa doaa not mafia iaail »ericas d< m«?«tlc purp«.*-«- It softens the water, cles, nerves, joints and bones, thebody is feti moroMon'a 93t$8.fothpot nakes linen dazzling wh te will cleanse every me a kissing bee every time.”—Chica have fished together, penreably, and yet and nourished by rich, heslth-sustainin^ i than any manufaotwr. r in - i and maki you fought over thin fish. t brivhT, will prevent moths, soften and whiten go News. THE REASON W. I.. Dougl** "hoe« are worn by more people blood which completely and permanently The Sportsman—You see, your hon he skin, remove dandruff and cleanse th«* In ail walks of life than any other make ia berauae of their «alp, and f »r «Jeansing and sterilizing baby’s cures Rheumatism. 8. 3. 3. is composed A «'raah. or, this In the first one we ever caught. excellent style, easy-fitting, and auporior wearing qiiaAties. nilk botti* and nipple has no equal The selection o f the leather« and other materials for each part "John, what was that awful no!«« In —Translate«! for Transatlantic Tales PURELY VEGETABLE of both purifying and tonic properties—• Borax, unlikeevery other cleanser and disin- of the shoo and svery detail of the makin<i «looked after by •ctant. is absolutely harmless tn the system, the bathroom Juat nowt’ Just wh.it is needed in every case of Rheti« from Meggendorfor Hlsetter. t bo moat oomplete organisation of «uporin tendon ?•_ foremen and tnd Is safe, simple, economical, and can be pur ak died shoe make re. who receive the hijhnat w the matism. It contains no potash, alkali or other mineral ingredient, but is “Don’t worry, my dear,” repli»*? haaed at any druggist or grocer ah><ei ndustrv. and whose workmanship cannot Ho Know What’s laalUo. made entirely of purifving, healing extracts and juices of roots, herbs and John, slswplly. “It was mwrely a crash I f I oould take you nto saylarsof act one« at ana, Bing—What sre you ordering, old barks. If you are suffering from Rheumatism do not waste valuable tim® •nd show you how carefully w «* ahoe« are made you A dainty book 1n colors, railed the towel falling"—Milwaukee Kentlnel. THE MAN WHO SWEARS BY THE FISH BRAND SUCKER Catarrh Hood’s Sarsaparilla C. Gee Wo What is CASTOR IA CHINESE DOCTOR The Kind You Have Always Bought Us In Use RHEUMATISM Your Baking will do it! can. it for ’ raise better, evenly, if isn daintier, more delicate —we return equal. Over 30 CAN NOT BE RUBBED AWAY flavor, SINKS ANO DRAINS A FREQUENT CAUSE OF TYPHOID. |f f* BAKING 51V POWDER Pure, Wholesome Economical W. L. DOUGLAS S.S.S would then understand their «hope, <t better, loek.” «111 be sent fre« teeny Mother «rndin« tarns and address of hsr baby and to«« fram Most of ns |» through life on th!« we eaa-eeeaa carteeas et * 30 Male-Tee«“ If ws don't burry we will leras. with Se ia stampe. ASdrsss Faelflc principle: )e«at Setae Oa, Sew Terk. not bare Ums to take a root t Í man? Bang—Cbl«*ken pie. Join ma? Bing—All right; 111 leg It with yvm —Harvard Lampoon. trying to rub a blood disease away, but begin the use of 3. 3. 3. and write us about vour case and our physicians will give you any information or •dVKC desued free of charge and will send our special treatise on Rheumatism, JW 9WT9KGm CAv Awwnw Aks