THE KITCHEN DRESSER. " DAYS OF DIZZINESS
tt Wat Originally a Banch on Which
Meat Wn Dreaaad.
rr. Johnson tells us that tbe kitchen
dresser wns n bench in the kitchen on
which meat was dressed or prepared
for table nnd gives the following lines
iu support of his view:
'TIs burnt, and so la all the me.it.
Vhat dogs are these! Where ta the ras
cal cook?
How durst you, villains, bring It from the
dresser
And serve thus to me that love It not?
Shnkespeare,
A maple dresser In her hall she had.
On which full many a slender meal aha
made.
Dryden.
Wright in his "Domestic Manners of
the Middle .Ages" says: "One of the
great objects of ostentation in a rich
man's bouse was bis plate, which at
dinner time be brought forth and
spread on tbe table in sight of bis
guests. Afterward to exhibit the plate
to more advantage the table was made
with shelves or steps, on which tbe dif
ferent articles could be arranged In
rows, one above another. It was called
in French, or Anglo-Norman, a dres
8oir, because on it tbe different articles
were dressed or arranged. '
It is this to which tbe modern poet
refers:
The pewter plates on the dresser
Caught and reflected the flame as shields
of armies the sunshine.
. PRESENCE OF MIND.
The Way Two Englishmen Captured
Four Hundred Prisoners.
Toward tbe close of tbe peninsular
war 400 prisoners were captured by
John Colborne. afterward Field Mar
shal Lord Seaton. Colborne, who was
wounded at Talavera, had been dis
abled for some time, but In 1S13 he
was In active service again, and when
"Wellington's army crossed the frontier
into France be performed what was in
deed the most amazing feat of his ca
reer. When riding, with no comrade but
the famous Sir Henry Smith, separated
from his column, be saw 400 French
soldiers passing along a ravine below
him. "The only way was to put a good
face on the matter," he wrote. "So I
went up to them, desiring them to sur
render. Tbe officer, thinking, of course,
the column was behind me, surrender
ed his sword, saying theatrically, 'Je
rous rends cette epee. qui a blen fait
son devoir.' (I surrender this sword,
which has done its duty well.) The
400 followed his example."
Sir Henry Smith used to declare that
he bad never seen such cool presence
cf mind as Colborne displayed on this
occasion. London Spectator.
Sanger's White Elephant.
"X was exhibiting the only white
elephant ever seen In the western
world,' " relates Lord George Sanger in
his book, "Seventy Years a Showman,"
"when I was honored by a visit from
King Edward, then Prince of Wales.
After the performance I conducted the
prince through the stables and showed
him all there was to see. When we
came to the 'white elephant' stall his
royal highness suddenly turned to me
and said, 'Sanger, is -this really one of
the sncred white elephants?'
"To this I replied: 'Well, your royal
highness, a showman is entitled to
practice a little deception on tbe crowd,
but 1 should never think of deceiving
my future king. It is certainly a
white' elephant in fact, a very white
elephant, but only because we give
him a coat of special whitewash twice
a dayl' "
The Backteriologist.
A Richmond negro chanced to meet
on tbe street a friend wbo complained
of much "m'ls'ry." Indeed, the afflict
ed one was in despair, so "tuckered
out" was he.
"Wot seems to be de matter?" ask
ed the first negro.
"Jim," sdid the other with a moan
and a gesture indicating tbe portion of
his anatomy that was giving him so
much trouble, "I's got seen awful pains
In man back heahl"
Jim assumed an air of great solem
nity and wisdom. "In dat casV said
be, "dere's only one thing fo' yo to
do. Jes' yo' put yo'sf in de hands o'
dat Doctah Blank. I hears dat he's
de finest backteriologist in de whole
eout" New York Press.
Buddhism,
Buddhism started with Gautama
Buddha about 000 years before the
Christian era, and it numbers among
its adherents more than a third of the
human race. Buddhism is confined
mainly to Asia Manchuria, Mongolia,
Korea, Tibet. China, Japan and the
large islands off the Asiatic coast
Though born in India, Buddhism is not
Etrong In that country today, being
driven out by the old Hinduism of
which it is the offshoot.
Distraction Needed.
"You don't seem to be making much
progress in golf."
"No," replied Mr. Cumrox. "It wor
ries. Do you know I sometimes wish
that I was back In business so as to
have something to take my mind off
the game." Washington Star.
Rich, but Not Beautiful.
Bacon She wasn't around when they
were giving out good looks, was she?
Egbert No; she was at tbe other place
where they were giving out money.
Yonkers Statesman.
Foot Notes.
"There Is nothing in this book bat
footnotes."
"Strange! What la tba tJOer
" 'Every Man QU Own Chiropodist' "
Comes to Hundreds of Heppner
People.
There are days of dizziness;
Spells of headache, languor
backache;
Sometimes rheumatic pains;
Often urinary disorders.
All tell you plainly the kidneys
are sick.
Doan's Kidney Pills are espec-
isllv fnr L-iHriPV ills.
Can Heppner residents doubt
this statement.
Mrs. Frank Moore' of Condon,
Oroonn snvS'
"Last winter I was greatly an
noyed by attacks of backache,
especially after I did any hard
work. 1 was SUDjeci 10 neaaacnes
nn,l l!77v cnolld nnH T was alsn
afflicted with a distressing kidney
weakness. Seeing Doan's Kid-
nmr Pillo a A vortisPfi T WAS in-
duced to try them and to my grati
fication, they improved my con
dition in everv wav. I erladlv in
dorse this remedy."
For sale bv all dealers. Price
50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co.,
Buffalo, New lork, sole agents
for the United States.
Remember the name Doan s
and take no other.
Why not carry a policy in the
Maccabees.
Willie Howard .and wife, of
Butter creek, visited Heppner on
Tuesday.
Do it now! Not only good, but
cheap. Talk with Smead before
insuring, ti
Dan P. and A. K. Smythe, of
Pendleton, are looking over the
sheep market in Heppner this
week.
The Knights of the Maccabees
of the World will give a dance in
the Cemmercial Club Feb. 10, and
will assure you all a good time.
We have a new line of gifts for
St. Valentine's Day both books
and valentines. See our win
dows. Slocum Drug Co.
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3 EL EL IJ CSare those who
WsW r ic pood flow-
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I have purchased the jewelery
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prepared to do all kinds of watch
and jewelery repairing, also
plain and fancy engraving. I
solict your patronage.
tf C. R. Johnson.
Before you start get a foot
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For Oranges, figs and fresh
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Marrabees Daid out last year
over $3,250,000 in benefits.
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un It continually whil
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tumatic. And rm can till taka ad
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tanna.
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make and ifl today bottar than var. Twa anachlna
In lack atlteh and chalai tjtltch. StraiRht irop
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awattitMwi-iwt-wtC4IJi.fat.iaai,a CMataa
Now
Red Front Livery &
Feed Stables
Willli SUwart.Prop
FIRST-CLASS:
LIVERY RIGS
Kept constantly on r.anil
andean be furniefaeBC"1
short notice t patties
wisliinK to drive irtr .be
interior. Fiis' clas. : :
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p. H ROBINSON
W. S. SMITH
ROBINSON & SMITH.
lone, Oregon.
Real Estate
Farm and City Property for Sale. Farm
to rent. Corraapondtnc aollclted.
NEEL & CO. Props.
Everything neat and clean at popular prices.
Corner Chase and May Streets, Heppner, Oregon
neaven takes care tbit do nun fe-
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