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About Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 15, 1912)
THE KITCHEN DRESSER. " DAYS OF DIZZINESS tt Wat Originally a Banch on Which Meat Wn Dreaaad. rr. Johnson tells us that tbe kitchen dresser wns n bench in the kitchen on which meat was dressed or prepared for table nnd gives the following lines iu support of his view: 'TIs burnt, and so la all the me.it. Vhat dogs are these! Where ta the ras cal cook? How durst you, villains, bring It from the dresser And serve thus to me that love It not? Shnkespeare, A maple dresser In her hall she had. On which full many a slender meal aha made. Dryden. Wright in his "Domestic Manners of the Middle .Ages" says: "One of the great objects of ostentation in a rich man's bouse was bis plate, which at dinner time be brought forth and spread on tbe table in sight of bis guests. Afterward to exhibit the plate to more advantage the table was made with shelves or steps, on which tbe dif ferent articles could be arranged In rows, one above another. It was called in French, or Anglo-Norman, a dres 8oir, because on it tbe different articles were dressed or arranged. ' It is this to which tbe modern poet refers: The pewter plates on the dresser Caught and reflected the flame as shields of armies the sunshine. . PRESENCE OF MIND. The Way Two Englishmen Captured Four Hundred Prisoners. Toward tbe close of tbe peninsular war 400 prisoners were captured by John Colborne. afterward Field Mar shal Lord Seaton. Colborne, who was wounded at Talavera, had been dis abled for some time, but In 1S13 he was In active service again, and when "Wellington's army crossed the frontier into France be performed what was in deed the most amazing feat of his ca reer. When riding, with no comrade but the famous Sir Henry Smith, separated from his column, be saw 400 French soldiers passing along a ravine below him. "The only way was to put a good face on the matter," he wrote. "So I went up to them, desiring them to sur render. Tbe officer, thinking, of course, the column was behind me, surrender ed his sword, saying theatrically, 'Je rous rends cette epee. qui a blen fait son devoir.' (I surrender this sword, which has done its duty well.) The 400 followed his example." Sir Henry Smith used to declare that he bad never seen such cool presence cf mind as Colborne displayed on this occasion. London Spectator. Sanger's White Elephant. "X was exhibiting the only white elephant ever seen In the western world,' " relates Lord George Sanger in his book, "Seventy Years a Showman," "when I was honored by a visit from King Edward, then Prince of Wales. After the performance I conducted the prince through the stables and showed him all there was to see. When we came to the 'white elephant' stall his royal highness suddenly turned to me and said, 'Sanger, is -this really one of the sncred white elephants?' "To this I replied: 'Well, your royal highness, a showman is entitled to practice a little deception on tbe crowd, but 1 should never think of deceiving my future king. It is certainly a white' elephant in fact, a very white elephant, but only because we give him a coat of special whitewash twice a dayl' " The Backteriologist. A Richmond negro chanced to meet on tbe street a friend wbo complained of much "m'ls'ry." Indeed, the afflict ed one was in despair, so "tuckered out" was he. "Wot seems to be de matter?" ask ed the first negro. "Jim," sdid the other with a moan and a gesture indicating tbe portion of his anatomy that was giving him so much trouble, "I's got seen awful pains In man back heahl" Jim assumed an air of great solem nity and wisdom. "In dat casV said be, "dere's only one thing fo' yo to do. Jes' yo' put yo'sf in de hands o' dat Doctah Blank. I hears dat he's de finest backteriologist in de whole eout" New York Press. Buddhism, Buddhism started with Gautama Buddha about 000 years before the Christian era, and it numbers among its adherents more than a third of the human race. Buddhism is confined mainly to Asia Manchuria, Mongolia, Korea, Tibet. China, Japan and the large islands off the Asiatic coast Though born in India, Buddhism is not Etrong In that country today, being driven out by the old Hinduism of which it is the offshoot. Distraction Needed. "You don't seem to be making much progress in golf." "No," replied Mr. Cumrox. "It wor ries. Do you know I sometimes wish that I was back In business so as to have something to take my mind off the game." Washington Star. Rich, but Not Beautiful. Bacon She wasn't around when they were giving out good looks, was she? Egbert No; she was at tbe other place where they were giving out money. Yonkers Statesman. Foot Notes. "There Is nothing in this book bat footnotes." "Strange! What la tba tJOer " 'Every Man QU Own Chiropodist' " Comes to Hundreds of Heppner People. There are days of dizziness; Spells of headache, languor backache; Sometimes rheumatic pains; Often urinary disorders. All tell you plainly the kidneys are sick. Doan's Kidney Pills are espec- isllv fnr L-iHriPV ills. Can Heppner residents doubt this statement. Mrs. Frank Moore' of Condon, Oroonn snvS' "Last winter I was greatly an noyed by attacks of backache, especially after I did any hard work. 1 was SUDjeci 10 neaaacnes nn,l l!77v cnolld nnH T was alsn afflicted with a distressing kidney weakness. Seeing Doan's Kid- nmr Pillo a A vortisPfi T WAS in- duced to try them and to my grati fication, they improved my con dition in everv wav. I erladlv in dorse this remedy." For sale bv all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New lork, sole agents for the United States. Remember the name Doan s and take no other. Why not carry a policy in the Maccabees. Willie Howard .and wife, of Butter creek, visited Heppner on Tuesday. Do it now! Not only good, but cheap. Talk with Smead before insuring, ti Dan P. and A. K. Smythe, of Pendleton, are looking over the sheep market in Heppner this week. The Knights of the Maccabees of the World will give a dance in the Cemmercial Club Feb. 10, and will assure you all a good time. We have a new line of gifts for St. Valentine's Day both books and valentines. See our win dows. Slocum Drug Co. a ALCOHOL 3 PER nvtiv ANegelabtePreparalionforAs similaiiiigtheFoodanilReijiila limJUic Siomaclis aiidJJowclsof Si 3o3 Li -o to TOP. ri' af TiffiM Promotes Digestion.CheerfuI ncss and Rest.Contains neiilicr Opiinu-Morphiiie nor Mineral. NOT NARCOTIC. Bmnfiin SitJm 4lx.Snwa hirmSrfd Clarified nr lfoGrfteuttanr. Aperfect Remedy for Constipa tion . Sour Stomach.Diarrtoca "Worms .Convulsionsfcvcrish ness andLoss or Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. If fesBSia p Wm p 1 For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years Exaat Copy of Wrapper. TMI CIMTAUII COMPAKT. HI VO CITT. dH IP TPIk 4f Good eardeners 3 EL EL IJ CSare those who WsW r ic pood flow- ere and vegetables. Good flowers and veeetables com mm crnnd seeds. We Dro- Anct! good seeds the infer price is obvious. For sale everywhere. IMS SEED ANNUAL Free on Request D.U.FEBXTACO. . Detroit. Wch. I have purchased the jewelery business of Arthur Smih and am prepared to do all kinds of watch and jewelery repairing, also plain and fancy engraving. I solict your patronage. tf C. R. Johnson. Before you start get a foot warmer at Gilliam & Bisbee. For Oranges, figs and fresh candies go to Slocum Drug Co. Marrabees Daid out last year over $3,250,000 in benefits. Special Clubbing Offer TO Our Old Subscribers and Their Friends The year 1912 is to be the most important year in our history. Besides the great activities of the Northwest, a President of the United States is to be'elected. Keep up with the news of the world by taking advantage of one of our special offers. OUR OFFER: The Daily Oregonian and Sunday The Heppner Gazette Total 12 months $8.00 12 months 1-00 $9.80 Bothimay be obtained for a limited time only for $8 00, which is the subscription price of the Oregonian alone. To those not desiring to take the big Sunday Edition of the Oregonian, we make the following offer. The Daily Oregonian - 12 months .f 0.00 The Heppner Gazette - - . 12 months 1-00 Total 7.00 Both may be obtained for a limited time for $6 00, which is the subscription price of the Oregonian alone. In other words, you are receiving the Oregonian and Gazette for the price of the Oregonian. 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McMURRAY, General Passenger Agent PORTLAND OREGON PROFESSIOITAL CA.SSDS C. E. WOODSON. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Office In Palace Hotel Heppner, Oregon Sam E. VanVactor. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office on west end oi May Street Heppner Oregon. S. E. Notson ATTORNEY AT LAW. Jfflceln Court Rouse, Heppner, Oregon. F. II. ROBINSON, LAWYER, lone, - Oregon W. L. SMITH. ABSTRACTER. Only complete set ot abstract booki in Morrow oounty. Heppner, Oregon DR. At. A. LEACH DENTIST Permanently located in Heppner. Office In the new Fair building. Gas ad ministered. OSTEOPATHY AND MECIIANO-THERAPY Dr. Martha S. Arledge, D. 0. Dr. J. P- Conder, M -T. D. Treatment of all diseases 99 per cent, of c fines successfully treated without operation N. E. WINNARD. M. D. PHYSICIAN 4c SURueON Graduate of: Lenox College, 1885. Chicago Homeopathic Med College 1890. Ruek Medical College, 1892. F. E. Boyden, M. D. Physician & Surgeok Office m rear of Patterson & Son's Drag Store. 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KJr, 11 Ulicn It V11E : : : : U)MMfeRCIAL 1RAVELEIIS .SD CAN FURNISH rtIGS AND DRIVER ON SHORT NOTICE : : : Heppner, Oregon p. H ROBINSON W. S. SMITH ROBINSON & SMITH. lone, Oregon. Real Estate Farm and City Property for Sale. Farm to rent. Corraapondtnc aollclted. NEEL & CO. Props. Everything neat and clean at popular prices. Corner Chase and May Streets, Heppner, Oregon neaven takes care tbit do nun fe- L I - ft. I - 114