Heppner gazette., July 28, 1910, Image 3

Say!
Where's that Pig?
If there is a pig- left In any corner of the
NorthwcBt we want It. We want as much
dressed pork a we can possibly get. Wo will
pay as follows for produce. We never take
oft commission. Ship by express:
Dressed Pork 12Hc
Dressed Veal 10c
Fresh Epgs 26c
Live Chickens Hens 17c
Sprlna; Chickens 20c
Address all shipments,
FRANK U SMITH MEAT CO.
"Firhtlnr; the Beef Trust"
PORTLAND, OREGON
Dr. B. E. Wright
Have your teeth out and plate and bridge work
done. For out-of-town patrons we finish plate
and bridge work in one day if necessary.
PRICES;
MolwCrswni.... $5.00
22k Bridge T4 $3.50
Coll FilliiKS $1 X
EuiHlFillinp... $1.00
Silver Filliajt.... 50c ia
Coos Robbv Plain $5.00
Br Res' K.Dta en
PUlet $'-50
PiinlcM Eilriction. , 50c
BEST METHODS
sirs-
rmvi r
Painless Extraction Free when plates or bridire
work is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot
ret better painless work anywhere, no matter
bow much you pay.
All Work fully Guaranteed for fifteen Yeara
Dr. B. E. Wright Co.
342 Washington St.,
Portland, Oregon
fake ear at depot and transfer to Washington St.
German Standard for Horaea.
The German standard for horses
heavily worked la to have a ration
furnishing 2.3 pounds digestible pro
tein and 14.3 pounds digestible carbo
hydrates and fat a day, which givea
a nutritive ratio of 16.2.
Plant life rarely thrives under yew
and ash trees.
ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER
are quxkly relieved by Wyatt's Asthma
Remedy. Guaranteed or money refund
ed. Ask your druggist or send Bix
cents postage for Free Sample to
J. C. WYATT, Druggist.
VANCOUVfR. WASHINGTON.
PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO.
of Portland. Oregon
FURNISHES HELP FREE
TO EMPLOYERS
Main office. 12 North Second St. Main 570: A 1406
Ladies Dept. 206H Morrison St. Main 1062; A 2064
Phone or wire orders at our expense.
EXCLUSIVE
OPTICIAN
First claaa work at
reasonable pricea.
Free examination
and perfectly fitted
a-lasaea as low as
$2.00
Kn fakina- methoda.
DR. C. L. HAYNES
Suite 427, Marquam Building
Fourth Floor
Opposite Portland Hotel, Portland Ore.
ATRIP TO PORTLAND FREE
-T" CUT BATES IN
rAINLtVSS UHNlUlnl
v. Painless Extraction Free
3r4 8ilver Filllnea 50e
ni m 1 5 Cold Fillinge 75c
lT Vjf 22 K. Gold Crowns 3
, . '9 forcelsin crowns J
TvV 'L Molar Guld Crowns W
Uw ,W Bridge Work. 22 K. Gold .... $3
Inlay Fills. Pure'jold 12
Very Nice Rubber Plate. . . .W
Best Rubber Plate on Earth $7
ALL THIS WORK 13 GUARANTEED.
Don't throw your money away. A dollar saved
Is twodollars earned. Our original reliable Modern
Painless Methods and our perfected office equip
ment saves us timeand your money.
BOSTON DENTISTS, 5th S Morrison, Portland
Entrance 291 li Morriion. oppoiite Postoriice and Meier A
Frank. Emblinhed in Portland 10 years. Open eretiinn
entil 8 and. Sundays until 12:10. for people who work.
IS THE
BEST
of th year to har
your teeth out and
plate and briia
work done. For out-of-town
pfltroua wa
An. eh pi ate and
bridire work in on
day if noceaary
r if
lm.u,
Molar Crowns $0.UU
22kBridgTecth3.50
Gold Filling 1.00
Enamel Fiilirjt 1.00
Silvtr Finings .50
Good Rtbbtf A.
Platfi 5.00
Beit Rubber
Platos 7.50
Painless Extr'tion 50
BUT METHODS
U. W. . Win, r rural sl sss Miaun
PainleM Extraction V r whonplata or brilre wort
Uorvifrefl. lVntm Hat ion Frit. ou ratinnt cat better
ra tlst imsinMia fusruM
pain let workanvwhftr. no matter bow much jroo pnj,
AM work fully iinraiitMl for fift injd yftw.
Wise Dental Co.
INCORPORATED
Painless Dentists
Mint Bulldlm . Third t Wathinctnn, PORTLAND, ORrGOH
emo Bmr! li. U..VH.H. tudays, IM1
C. Gee Wo
The Chinese Doctor
This wondefu! man has
made a life study of the
properties of Root a.
V Herha and Barka, and
&t')7 i (rivinir the world the
benefit of his service.
r tV-SP "i Na Mercu,- Poison
I '5tfSfi4 or Orui. Used. No
Saw V1 Operatiotw of Cnttlnf
Guarantees to euro Catarrh, As'hma, tunsr.
Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Pnvaur
Diseases of M n and Women.
A SUR CANCER CURE
Just received from Pekin. O.ms-nfs, aura
and reliable. U-.failing inlu works.
If you cannot call, write for symptom blank
oimI circular. Indues 4 rents in atampa,
CCsSUlTATION TREE
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
1S2V4 rtrai car. Morrisoa. Portland. Or.
1
NOW
ni-rr-fiiiMm -iii Wii rrTi ia Jf" a
V
NOT IN THE LEAST ALIKE,
QltTerent Way ''' nd Booaevelt
Have of LuokluK t Life.
Externally Taft is everything that
Roosevelt Is not, writes William Allen
White. Tart begins each day by a
wnarr. nalnful. Derfunctory half-hour
of gymnantlc gyrations a kind of
canned exercise which, having Deeu
opened and devoured, finishes his phy
sical duty for the day. Roosevelt take
his exercise In the open, with the Joy
of a satyr In It. Roosevelt's mental
processes are quick, Intuitive and sure.
Until he has made up his mind he Is
a most open-minded person. Taft
works It out. He Is never too sure to
receive new evidence. Taft grapplon
a proposition, wrestles with It without
resting and without fatigue until It is
settled or solved. His Joy Is found at
the end of the road. Roosevelfs Joy la
found In many roads. He wearies of
monotony, and keeps divers interests
in his mind, many things to employ
him under the head of unfinished busi
ness. If Providence is slow In 3endins
wars and rumors of wars what ho,
for the nature fakirs! Let us be up
and doing.
Roosevelt has a marvelous moral
sense; he has a detective's nose for
finding iniquity In measures. Taft ha
a prodigious capacity for hard, con
secutive work and an Instinct for evi
dence founded on a broad, charitable
affection for men, whom he knows as a
hunter knows his dogs; and Taft finds
the right of things, as Roosevelt finds
It, but by a different path. Taft en
Joys his meals. Roosevelt, absorbed In
work or play, would eat hay and not
know It. With Roosevelt culture la
like bear hunting, trust fighting, muck
raking or fence Jumping, a rampant,
gorgeous reaction upon his insatiable
soul. With Taft culture is a sweet, in
definable mental and moral dlgestant
tincture that colors his soul's eyes so
that he may see a delightful world; or,
to change the figure, It is an easy gar
ment, a sort of drapery of his spiritual
couch, which he wraps about him and
lies down to "pleasant dreams."
Bed, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes.
Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy. Try
Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will
Like Murine. It Soothes. 50c at Your
DruRfrists. Write For Eye Books. Free.
Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
ATCHISON GLOBE BIGHTS.
The trouble with luck Is It Is most
ly of the wrong kind.
Some homes always look as if the
family has Just moved in.
About the only vacation some peo
ple get is in interruptions in their
work.
A woman is Immensely flattered If
her husband tells her she is "broad
minded."
As soon as we get rid of one diffi
culty, we usually find another waiting
to take its place.
The only people who really have a
good time are those who enjoy being
imposed upon.
Occasionally you meet a man who
dislikes to attract attention. But such
men are extremely rare.
There are a good many devils in the
world, according to the man who al
ways wants to give the devil his due.
The older people get, the less regard
they have for looks in their "night
ies," and the more for comfort.
Women use the same expressions of
sorrow in telling of a disappointment
ii a dressmaker as of a disappoint
ment in love.
A man was trying to speak of a
pacifier to-day, and referred to him
as "peacelfler." Why Isn't "peacei
fler" a good word?
Mothers win find Mrs. WlnsloW Soothing
Byrup tue best remedy to use toi their cliUdrea
during the teething period.
Better Than Usual.
SnodgraBs Did you have good luck
on your last hunting trip?
Nymrodd Potter than usual; I was
shot at only four times and hit only
twice. .
lttvnlry.
Squire Durnltt I notice they's lots
more funerals In your town than we
have In Lonelyville.
Uncle Welby Gosh (of Drearyhurst)
Yes; people seem to kind o' hate the
Idee of beln' found dead in your vil
lage. Same Old Kind.
Ruggles Have you a flreless cooket
In your kitchen?
Raggles -Yes, but it's flreless be
cause I can't afford to buy fuel for it
any more.
.THE KEYSTONE j
TO HEALTH
IS
HOSTETTER'S
STOMACH
BITTERS
The process of digestion
and assimilation depends
entirely upon the condition
of the stomach,- If yours is
weak take a short course of
the Bitters. It prevents
Indigestion, Dyspepsia,
Cramps and Diarrhoea.
"The Newly Weils."
Sometimes we Interpret too literally.
"I want to learn to make jelly," said
tlve newly installed housewife "Is it
hard?"
"Oh, Lord, no, mum!" replied the
cook, with supreme pity. "It's soft."
-Judge.
Worms
"Cases rets are certainly line. I gare a friend
one when the doctor was treating him for cancer
of the stomach. Ts., nt morning he passed
four pieces of s tape worm. He then got a boa
and in three days he passed a tape-worm 45 faet
lot. It was Mr. Matt Freck, of Millersburg,
Dauphin Co.. Pa. Iam quite a worker for Casca
rets. 1 use them myself snd find them beneficial
for moat any disease caused by impure blood."
Chas. B. Condon, lwiston, Pa., (Mifflin CoJ
Pleasant. Palatable, foient. Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken. Woaken or Grip
10c 26c. 60c. Never sold in bulk. The R-en-uine
tablet stamp-d CCC. Guaranteed to
cure or your money buck.
Youthful 'lule.
"We keep our own cow," explained
the hostess, proudly. "So we're sure
of our milk."
"Well," interrupted the small son of
the guest, setting down his cup,
"somebody's stuns you with a sour
cow." Toledo Blila.
Tbere'a a Reason.
Physician I have told you to take
long walks In' the open air, and you
are not doing It.
Confirmed Dyspeptic I know it, doc
tor, but you told me I was to take them
on an empty stomach, and I never have
an empty stomach. Chicago Tribune.
Not Particularly Impressed.
Mr. Upsome You had a good time
seeing the Riviera while you were
abroad, I presume.
Mr. Struckett-Rltch Er yes, but
one performance was enough for m.
I've seen it played lots better right
hers in Cincinnati. Chicago Trlbuno.
Thsnght Quickly.
"What is a totem pole?" his wife
asked.
"A totem pole," he said, thinking
fast, "Is the rail or pole on which
an objectionable citizen Is ridden or
toted out of the community." Buffa
lo Express.
Keister's Ladies Tailoring College
Cutting, Fitting, Drafting, Design
inc. Tailorinp- and Dressmakintr taueht.
Strictly up-to-date in every
style and
fashion. Write for terms.
143 1-2 Elerenlh St.
Portland, Oregon
Neth & Co.
COLLECTORS
We Buy and Collect Notes, Mortgage, and Real
Estate Contracts. No Collection No Chars.
Worcester BWg Portland, Ore.
ITCH CAN BE CURED
in a short time by using
PLUMMER'S ITCH
REMEDY
In M-cent cans only. Address
PLUMMER DRUG COMPANT
Third and Madison Portland, Or.
GALL CURE
HORSE COLLARS
Are made over Curled Hair Pads and
will not gall the horse. Write us for
free sample of the Pad. Give the name
of your harness dealer. Sold by beat
dealers everywhere.
W.H.McM0NIES&C0.
PORTLAND, OREGON
C0FFEB. ;
TEA SPICES
BAKING POWDER
EXTRACTS
jJUST RIGHT
CLfl VSKTrl VFBY
NOXALL
Foot Remedy
OR TENDER. ACHING,
BURNING AND INFLAMED
FEET
KNOCKS ALL OFFENS-
BEf ORE IVE ODORS AFTER
Price 25 cents. At all dmirpista or by mail.
Address Dr. O. O. FLETCHER
Alisky Bldg., Portland, Oregon
ASK YOUR GROCER FOR LCI BRAND OF
Blueing Disinfectant Spray
Ammonia Cold Water Liquid Starch
"Clean, 0" Non-Boiling Washing Fluid
S. CHEMlCAj..
Pharmacists
Wt MAUFACTVft H llr$) BtCliLT'CS ,
Phono Main 113
401 Main St, Vancouver, Washington
NamedicO
HAaa
ABSOLUTELY CURES
DR. WHITING'S REMEDIES
yANrrCTrRrr By
NATIONAL MEDICINE CO., LTD.
Rooms 3 and . Shelley Bik.,
4Z2V. Morrison St.. Portland, Or.
I'lione Vr.hll 21 1
1. APPENDICITIS REMEDY.
Tae onlr Snowa rnrt lor Appendicitis srltfcrwt
the std of ta knife. immedis'e relief,
and fffM-ta a sermaaeat eura La a abort una.
i hi or ?
6. SPECIAL" REMXDT.
Far Hoxn Ailnent. 1 nn at the Bow.
ale. Alsa I '!. Kidaay aa4 Blaadae Traa
hiaa ltlt R IV
1 Sla rVteallSe Work la a kome trsatmaat,
Writ or mil eae a will aalaia. Z uemal
ti aai mmmt cmlr.
n
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HUNT PIRATE'S LOOT
Interesting Tale of Treasure
Buried in Marianne Islands.
firlgand Chose Death by Drowning
Rather Than Reveal Hiding Place
of Valuable Cargo Sought
by Lieutenant.
San Francisco. In 1823, during a
revolution in Peru, a number of
wealthy residents of Lima chartered
a brig of 300 tons, to carry to Spain
their property in money and Jewelry,
and a large quantity of monastic
plate. It Is said that there were
doubloons to the value of two million
sterling, and a vast sum in plate.
But after the treasure was on board,
and when its owners came down to
the beach, they found the vessel gone.
An Englishman, a lieutenant in the
Peruvian navy, hearing of the Intend
ed flight; had gone on board with a
chosen band, and had cut out the
brig within hail of a Peruvian man-of-war.
He steered right across the Pa
cific, and In course of time reached
the Marianne islands, where the treas
ure was buried.
A course was then laid for Honolulu.
But before reaching this port quar
rels broke out among the pirates, and
the lieutenant, with his two officers
and a cabin boy, having set fire to
the vessel, got Into a boat and left
the crew. One of the officers was
murdered and thrown overboard be
fore the boat reached Honolulu. There
the party represented themselves as
the survivors of a shipping disaster.
The lieutenant, before leaving Lima,
had been In love with a lady, the wife
of a Peruvian officer, who was slain
In the revolution, and before taking
any further steps with regard to the
treasure, decided to send for her. The
cabin boy waa dispatched as his emis
sary to Lima, but on his arrival there
he was seized and thrown Into prison,
and the ladv refused to have anything
further to do with a man whom she
styled a detestable pirate.
The lieutenant and his sole remain
lng companion thereupon chartered a
small fore and aft schooner, the Swal
low, commanded by one Captain
Thompson, and proceeded to the
Mariannes for the treasure. Thomp
son tried hard to tret a charter for a
specified port or ports, but the lieu
tenant insisted on a broad charter,
Including any or all the Mariannes.
One evenlne. when they were in
eight of the Islands, the lieutenant.
who was sitting on the lee rail chat
tier with hla comDanion. was. It la
conjectured, tipped overboard by the
latter and disappeared. The usual
alarm was raised, but the lieutenant's
bodv waa never recovered.
Thompson, from certain scraps of
conversation which he had overheard,
having suspected the object of the
vovaee. overhauled the dead lleutea
ant's effects, and among them found
a chart of the island on which the
treasure was hidden, but with the
name omitted. Soon afterward he
iehted another brisr. with the master
of which he was acquainted, and they
arranged to search for the treasure
and divide it between them, giving the
surviving drate a share on condition
that he consented to point out the
spot, but with a threat If he did not
do so he would forthwith be handed
over to the Spanish authorities.
At a concerted moment the pirate
was seized by both captains and the
conditions named. He nodded. They
asked him If he would Indicate the
situation of the treasure. He nodded
They asked If this was the island,
pointing to the nearest of the group.
He again nodded. They Invited him
to step Into a boat which had been
lowered and guide them to the treas
ure. Afterward he went below and
filled his pockets with lead and Iron.
Thon o-nlnc rlnwn the ladder, he
pushed off the boat with one foot from
the side of the schooner and dropped
feet first Into the sea.
Until within eight or ten years ago
there was alive one of the boat's crew,
who, snatching at the suicide's hair
to save him as he sank, plucked down
his head a handful of hair, but could
not raise the heavily weighted body.
This put an end to the treasure hunt
ing. The chart went into the posses
sion of the Spanish autnoritles.
In a copy of the Japan Mail of ten
years or more ago the statement was
made that the British schooner Nereid
sailed from Japan as far as Guam, a
small Island belonging to the Marianne
group, in search of the buried treas
ure. But while the captain, who in
tended to sail for Yap, in the Caro
lines, was on shore the schooner was
carried off, either by his mates or two
Japanese, or by all four, these being
the only persons on board. Since that
time nothing has been heard of the
vessel. .
Tlma to Rebel.
It was In one of those ultra-swell res
taurants where It costs a dollar to
glance at the menu.
"Turtle dove," whispered the pretty
girl who had been Invited to lunch,
"won't you order me some diamond
back terraplnT It Is only four dollars
a portion."
"Not so that you can notice it," re
sponded the young man coldly. "I
might be a turtle dove, but I'm no tei
rapin dove."
Biography Barrad.
"Shucks, what does the census,
amount toT"
"What's the trouble, Uncle Peleg?"
"All that durned enumerator wanted
was a lot of Aggers. Wouldn't pay no
attention to the details of my rheu
matism or my fust marrt&c."
J '' '. t", ,vLl-V - "
LT.
IP'
The Kind You Have Always Bought lias borne the signa
ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, and has been made uuder his
personal nupervision for over HO years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations nnd
Just-as-pood " are but Experiments, nl endanger th
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other 'arcotlo
substance. Its asre is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea, and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Ha? e Always Bought
Bears the
Si
f r J.-.i.ijujiaiioJJtLJLgJ'
In Use For Over 30 Years.
the ccNTua uanav, TT ssuaaav aTarrr. new vork city.
Ik,
Sherman pay & Co.
ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS
SIXTH, AT MORRISON
We
this Wellinc-ton Piano we're selling
l i
I l
$. ,(i,lrrt'
' l-p-rT'r" -
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we're willing to let it be ITS OWN SALESMAN.
It will tell ifs own story to you in your home if you'll send us the
coupon.
Please sena me tuU particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer.
Name
Matter of Yeara.
Knox Popleigh doesn't brag about
.hat bright boy of his any more.
Blox Has he ceased to be bright?
Knox Not exactly. He says about
the same sort of things as formerly,
but he's got to the age where they are
aaucy.
England's Low Birth Rata.
England's birth rate last year was
the lowest on record 26.58 a thousand
of population. This is nearly 1.0 be
low the rate for 1908, which showed a
Blight increase over 1907, the Brat for
many years.
Still Cheaper.
"Isn't It cheaper to move than to
pay rent?" I Inquired of the young
married man.
"I suppose It Is," he replied with a
settled air, "but my plan ia cheaper
than either; I live with my father-in-law."
TRY nURiriE "USr?"
EYE REMEDY wai Like it
Liquid Form, 25c, 60c. Salva Tubes, 25c, $1.00.
REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING;
useCRESCENT
BAKING POWDER
25c FULL POUND
Why He Did It.
"So you read every word of the re
ports of that Investigation."
"Yes."
"And you feel benefited?"
"Unquestionably. I won my bet with
ihe man who thought I wouldn't have
the necessary nerve and endurance."
Your Hair
Contrary?
Is it inclined to run away?
Don't punish it with a cruel
brush and combl Feed it, nour
ish it, save it with Ayer's Hair
Vigor, new improved formula.
Then your hair will remain at
home, on your head, where it
belongs. An elegant dressing.
Keeps the scalp healthy.
Does no! cfianfe the color of the hair.
A
roraiala with aah kattls
how it ta year
sloe tor
Ask kiat abeat It,
thea ao aa ha eaya
iters
We certainly believe this, or we would
not sit to. Ayer's Hair Vigor, as now
made from our new improved formula,
it a great prepirstion for the hair and
ciip. Stopt falling hair. Curet dan
druff. Promotes the growth of hair, r
! kr tka . 0. Area Oa., WsraU, Moss.
'Iiia.::vVJi;''-''ji'isvVvvJ
jsi&kV v ''' ...1
Signature of
ST., PORTLAND, OR.
want you to try this Piano IN YOUR
- HOME FREE. We want you to try it at
f our expense because
At the end of thirty days the Piano
ITSELF will convince you of the following
facts:
; It's the best value on earth for the price
; ($275).
1 It's MUSICALL Y and MECHANICALL Y
right! .,
We know there is so much real value in
for $275 on easy paymmtth&t
Address.
Hint at the Reason.
"The patient is much better today
nurse."
"Yes, doctor. You remember yoq
didn't cail yesterday "
The Sun's Heat.
The sun will continue to give out lt
present amount of heat for thirty mil.
lion yeara
ibKeefey liouor-morphine-tobacco
riYrSf HABITS PERMANENTLY CUBED
.OR FULL PARTlCULAflS I
APaawt tut ffTXlfy IHSTITUTE- OHTt NP-OWgJ
DAISY FLY KILLER gSLffiiS:
it. chncsl
Hide oi MOl. est
spill or np cr. win m
soil or loiurc Mirthta.
Of 111 rlratara or stssf
pnTMKl tor ta omt. A
a a hold aoKtam
Braosira..Xj
Union Painless Dentists
Full Set of Teeth SS.OO
Bridsre Work or Teeth without Plates $3.50 to $$
Gold Crowns $3.50 to $5.0O
Porceiain Crowns $3.50 to $5.00
Gold or Porcelain Fillings $1.00 Ho
Silver Fillintrs 50c to $1 .00
Best Plate Made $7.5 J
No chanres for Painless Extracting when oth f
work is done. 15 years' Guarantee with all work.
Hours. 8 a. m. to 8 p. m. 221! Morrison Street.
Drives away Flies, Mosquitoes and Gnats.
It protects horses and cattle from attacks
of insects, enabling them to feed and
sleep in peace. It prevents loss of weight
and strength from worry caused by
attacks of insects, and from the irritation
of their bites and stings. There i a
satisfaction in the relief it affords
domestic animals from the scourge oi
maddening parasites and flies, besides the
profit in returns. Horses do more work
on less feed and cows yield more and
better milk, when relieved from the freniy
incited by constantly fighting a swarm oi
voracious, insatiable insects.
Four sizes, 95c, 50c, 75c and fl.SS.
Ask your merchant for it.
Hoyt Chemical Co. Portland. Oregot
P N U
NO. 3W10
I EX writing to ad Tertl eera iltaw
meatloa tbla paper.
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