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Smith Wants Eggs We will pay as follows for first-class pro duce. Ship by express. VEAL IOC Pork 12C Live Hens 16c Live Spring Chickens, lb 20c tgga.... 24c Address FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO. "FlKhtlng the Beef Trust" PORTLAND, OREGON Wliera tlie Blame Lie. "What makes that parrot so pro- fane?" "Well, mum," answered the sailor man, "I s'pose It's my fault. Every time I hear him apeak a bad word it makes me so wild that he gets a chance to learn a lot of new ones." Exchange. Later Particular. Macduff was laying on lustily. "I don't allow any man to swear at me!" ho exclaimed. For at that time there had been no court decision to the effect that the word used by Macbeth was not pro fane. 3.00 SAMPLE DERBY. FELT, STRAW 11.50 aw5rK Mala Cleaned, mocked tuc; r.namat, 1.1 -iwa 1. Trimmincn 25c each. Ladies' Hati f I'ltti O RtnwdtW. Willow Plume, wied and KagS3aaT Dyed. C omplete Line otMilhniiry. 315 ALiLit S 1 .. 1-UK 1 LANU PIPE REPAIRING OfmiTiexrfctiMlvisijlJMBCR.ERlER las MURSCIlAUIa. Artiiral UW SIG 61CHEL & CO. ft? Tuts Street Partkaa TRY CURIHE When Your Eyes Need Care EYE REMEDY Y. win uk. it Liquid Fona, 25c, EOc. $al Tubes, 2 Bo, f 1.00. MODERN METHODS Semper Fidelia PARCRAWF SECRET SERVICE A6ENCY Wears prepsred to undertake any legitimate detective work (both civil and criminal) In all part of the United States. Open Day and Night. C f. FARXI8. Sen nxm 06a, Mais 3209; R, II 4426 214-li Hear Bu'idiaf. PORTLAriD, OREGON. Union Painless Dentists Full Set of Teeth $5.00 Bridite Work or Teeth without Plates $3 50 to 5 Gold Crowns 53.50 to $5.00 I'crcelaio Crowns $3.50 to $5.00 Gold or Porcelain Fillingrs $1.00 Up Silver Ftllinfrs 50c to $1.00 Bt Plate Made $7.50 No charirea for Painless Extracting when other work is done. IS years' Guarantee wilh all work. Hours. 8 a. m. to 8 p. m. 221Vi Morrison Street. AlcohoL Tobacco, Cocaine. Morphine. Cigarette or Other DOPE HABITS CURED Positively and harmlessly in short time bv the new Olconeia Method. Treat ment is not expensive or painful. You need not remain a slave to your habits, when a short stay at our Sanitarium will make you five. Address OLCONEIA CO., A rleta Station. Portland, Or. Drives away Flics, Mosquitoes and Gnats It protects horses and cattle from attack; of insects, enabling tlietn to feed anc slc-p in peace. It prevents loss of weigh' and strength from worry caused b;; attacks of insects, and from the irritatiot. of their bites aud stings. There is r satisfaction in the relief it afford, domestic animals from the scourge o: maddening parasites and flies, besides th profit iu returns. Horses do more work on less feed and cows yield more am' better milk when relieved from the frenzj incited by constantly fighting a swarm oi voracious, insatiable insects. Four sizes, 25c, 50c, 75c and $1. 25. Ask your merchant for it. Q) HoyT Chemical Co. Portland, Oregor ffhtV-' TEETH 44 SEND THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM LIST Pacific Coast Biscuit Company Portland Swttle Spokane Ask for Their Goods and SAVE THESE SWASTIKA END SEALS THEY ARE VALUABLE Thy Will Secure You Many Useful Article Without Cost It Painful End. The last of the Labrador ducks wai about to die. "It Isn't the thins of dylnfj, In Itself," gasped the duck, "that grinds me I It'l the fact that while my race hereby be comes extinct, the gaunt, ungainly, worthless shltepoke will live en!" Uncheered even by the reflection that tha carrion crow survived the dodo, th hapless bird breathed Its last. DON'T WAIT TOO LONG Don't wait until the di gestive organs are almost I beyond help; don't wait until the bowels have be come constipated and don't wait until the liver and kid neys have become weak and inactive; just take Hos tetter's Stomach Bitters at the very first sign of trou ble. It will save you lots of suffering because its results are certain. Try it today for Indigestion, Di arrhoea, Cramps, Malaria, Fever and Ague. Be sure to get Hostetters. Fletcherlalnsr Under Difficulties). "Bobby," said his mother, "sit up straight and don't tuck your napkin under your chin. I've told you hun dreds of times " "There!" exploded Tommy; "you've made me lose the count! I don't know now whether it's 256 or 356 times I've chewed this clam!" rile Heat itecoiiecMon. Reporter And the costly cargo, I suppose, became mere flotsam and jet sam." Survivor T-yes, sir; the crew flot ted some of It, I believe, and jetted the rest of It. Chicago Tribune. ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER are quickly relieved by Wyatt's Asthma Remedy. Ask your druggist or send six cents postage for Free Sample to J. C. WYATT, Druggist, VANCOUVER, WASHINGTON. PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO. of Portland. Oregon FURNISHES HELP FREE TO EMPLOYERS Main office. 12 North Second St. Main W70; A 1406 Ladies Dept. 205V Morrison St. Main HXJ2; A 2064 Phone or wire orders at our expense. EXCLUSIVE OPTICIAN First class work at reasonable price. Free examination and perfectly fitted glaaaea as low as $2.00 No fakinir methods. UR C. L. HAYNES Suite 427, Marquam Building Fourth Floor Opposite Portland Hotel, Portland Ore. NamedicO MARK ABSOLUTELY CURES DR. WHITING'S REMEDIES M A NrlMPTT'KFll HY NATIONAL MEDICINE CO., WD. 422W Shelley Bile., Morrison St., Rooms 3 and 4, Po-(land, Or. I ho c Marahiill 2119 1. APPENDICITIS REMEDY. The only known cur,' lor Aiitmt:eiti wlthoitr llto hid of iho kniie. ii i w. iainit'dinta r'l inf. and rfTHt ta a peruitiiumt cure in a ahort time. J'KK'K 6. "SPECIAL" REMEDY. For Women' Aito.t'i.t iuniom f tho Pow ela. A I no iMuhttiott. kidney and Bladder Trou !!. I HICK .r. i his Nt-w Srit-nttllp Work in a home tretmpnr. Wri o or mil nad we will explntn. K ternal trt'fttsiKmt only. A TRIP TO FORTLAND FREE CUT RATES IN PAINLESS DENTISTRY Painless Extraction Free Silver Fillina 50c Gold Fillinps 75c 22 K. Go!d Crown $3 Porcelain Crowns S3 Molar Gold Crowns Bridge Work, 22 K. Gold .... 13 Inlny Fills. Pure Gold $2 Very Nice Rubber Plate. ... H Best Rubber Plate on Kurth $7 ALL THIS WORK 13 GUARANTEED. Don't throw your money away. A dollar saved is twodollars earned. Our original reliable Modern Painless Methods and our perfected office equip ment save., vs time and your money. BOSTON DENTISTS, 5th S Morrison, Fertland Fntrance 2!1W Morriaon, opposite PosTonice and Meier A Frank. Eftabiishrd In Ponland 10 yrara. Open erenincs until 8 and Sundays until !2i JO, for people wbo work. WE GROW HAIR We Cure all Scalp Diapafl, stop Fatlinr Hair. Prevent lialdnew. Grow Lai.ica' and Children 'a Hflir mplHly. soft, frlosny and beantful. & Fumlsll out of town people hom treat ment. Write ua today lor question blank and parti ?ulars. THE GARLOW HAIR GROWING CO. SPECIALISTS 207-8 Rolhchild Biiildlnt. Tourth and Washington Streets, PORTLAND, OREGON. Consultation Free. 8 to 5. . . ii. i J I 1 11., GERMANY'S JEAN VALJEAN. UUllonnira I'lilliin I hroplar Who 40 ' Venn Ai Wm a Itnmllt. Herr Charles May, of Berlin, may be termed the Jean Valjean of Germany. Millionaire whose time and money were spent in doing good, author of re ligious books and altogether a splen did figure of Christian manhood. May was just a few days ago branded by a jury as the perpetrator of many vio lent crimes In southern Saxon moun tains forty long years ago, where he led a band of desperate brigands. May, who Is 70 years old, collapsed and was put under guard to prevent big com mitting suicide. The charges were made . by Wllhelm Lebius, a trade union leader. May sued for libel. The Jury decided that Lebius had proven the allegations In a court at Char lottenburg, a suburb of Berlin. Not only was It proven that Herr May had been a notorious bandit, but there Is no doubt but what he is the author of a long series of cheap novels written many years ago In which he describes the deeds he had committed. Herr May Is a splendid linguist, speaking even Chinese and Choctaw. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow Booth! n fyrup the best remedy to use for their chtldrea lurlug tzie teeming periou. SAYINGS OF SAGES. Much may be said on both sides. Fielding. The heart will break, yet broken live on. J. Q. Adams. Keeps a clean hearth and a clear Art for me Tennyson. Integrity without knowledge la weak and useless. Johnson. God helps them that help themselves. Benjamin Franklin. Some rise by sin, and some by vir tue fall Shakespeare. Invention la totally independent of the will. B. R. Haydon. ' How swift the shuttle flies that weaves thy shroud! Young. No man knows so well where the shoe pinches as he who wears it. Lin coln. Where there Is a mother in the house matters speed well. A. Bronson Alcott. The bell never rings of Itself; unless some one bandies or moves it, it dumb. Plautus. We begin to die as soon as we are born, and the end is linked to the be- ginning. Lucretius. It Cures While You Walk. Allen's Fnnt-KniiO i. a Mrinln .... m rA t,A. nveating, callus, and swollen, aching feet. Sold ncniiuK.cuiiuH, aim swollen, acning leet. Kola y all Druggists. Price 25c. Don't accept any institute. Trial package FKEE. Address Ilea 8. Olmsted, Le Koy, S. Y. ... in Dsn Ulen Slim Chance for Her. A missionary who was making his way through a backwoods region came upon an old woman sitting outside a cabin. He entered upon a religious talk and finally asked her if she didn know there was a day of judgment coming. "Why, no," said the old lady; "I hadn't heerd o' that. Won't there be more than one day?" no, my iriena; only one aay, was replied. "Well, then," she mused, "I don't reckon I can get to go for we've only got one mule, and John always has to go everywhere' first." New York Sun. Xot In His Jndg-raent. "The next thing In order," said tht master of ceremonies, "referring to tho slip of paper In his hand, "Is music' "So, sir!" savagely whispered tho leader of the band. "Not music! The next thins is 'Hull Columbia!'" Taking his station, he scowled, waved his baton, and the poise of the brasses burst forth. Chicago Tribune. Red, Weak, Wrnry, Watery Eyes. Relieved By Murine Kye Kemedy. Try Murine tor lour Lye Troubles, i ou AN ill Like Murine. It Soothes. 50c at Your OriiKsristn, rite For Eye Books. Free. Murine Kye ltemedy Co., Chicago. Mlnut Help Some. "It's up to you to do something to nelp our Neighborhood Improvement Association." "I'm for It. I'll make my daughter sell her piano." Cleveland Plain Deal er. Keister's Ladies Tailoring College Cuttinp;, Fitting, Drafting, Design ing;, 'i ailonng and Dressmaking taught. Strictly up-to-date in every style and fashion. Write for terms. 143 1-2 Eleventh Si Portland, Oregon REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; CRESCENT BAKING POWDER 25c. FULL POUND nnwis the i BEST , of the jfr to hav I jour ftH-.n out knd pi ate nd hritiiM work donn. Forout-of-towB introua we fin if h plat and bridfs-9 wric la out j omj ii Tifocatary. 1 Molar Crown 55. 00 1 22kBridrtToetl.3.50 4 .'', Ensmsl Fil irt .50 i pitM 7. SO It. W. 1 Win, Pum mm Umm P'nlM ttfUm .50 ti nut MTwum m mim BKST hitmod MhIm Estrotioti Free whBn1t o bri1v work ordered. Oonvu'ttatioa Iiwi, oo cm. not vt hntir MinlMa wnrknvwlir, no natter how mni too All work fuUr viianuitMl for fin Wise Dental Co. Painless Dentists mt unlnl, TWri 1 Wssklnftwi. POKTUN0, 1 aikss aWant A. k.Mt.M. aaa, a a Ij LEGAL IliFflRHATIflNjl For violating the statute providing that barbers shall be licensed and reg istered before being allowed to engage In tonsorial toil, appellant In Jackson vs. State, 117 Southwestern Reporter, 818, was convicted. The law exempts students In the university and barbers In small towns Its purpose is to in Bure efficiency In the barbers and hy glenlc conditions in their establish ments. The statute was declared un constitutional by the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals on the ground that it was contrary to the provision pro hibiting taxation of mechanical em ployments, and that by Its exceptions it became discriminatory because the evils intended to be prevented could as easily arise In an institution of learning or a hamlet as In the frescoed parlors of a metropolis. A Missouri statute prohibits courts from punishing contempts by fine ex ceeding $50 or imprisonment for more than ten days. In Chicago, B. & Q. Ry. Co. vs. Gildersleeve, 118 South western Reporter, SG, it appeared that appellant had disregarded an injunc tion forbidding his traffic in partly used railroad tickets, and had been sentenced to fifteen days' imprison ment for contempt. Appellant relied on the statute, and expressed the fear that unless the statute were recognized as constitutional the courts could ex ercise their power to punish for con tempt In an arbitrary and oppressive manner. The Missouri Supreme Court held that as the court was created by the constitution, and had inherent power to punish for contempt, allow ing the Legislature to regulate this power would be permitting the legis lative body to exercise functions prop erly belonging to the Judicial. Three Judges dissented. In United States ex rel. Atty. Gen. vs. Delaware & H. Co. 29 Supreme Court Reporter, 527, the statute pro hiblting railroads from transporting In interstate commerce commodities manufactured, mined or produced by them, or In which they were directly or Indirectly Interested, was construed, three justices dissenting from the court's opinion. The Federal Supreme Court held, in substance, that although a railroad coriwration could not trans port the product of its own mines. yet it could control a corporation en gaged exclusively in mining, and transport the mineral for the corpora tion which It owned or controlled; that the ownership of a railway car rier of stock in a Tona fide corporation producing coal was not the interest in the commodity forbidden the carrier. The court Illustrates Its deduction thus: A carrier mines and produces and owns coal as a result thereof. It 3ells the coal to A. It Is impotent to move It for account of A. in interstate commerce because of the prohibition of the statute. The same carrier becomes a dealer in coal, buys and sells coal to A. This coal It may transport In In terstate commerce. Thus if the rule of literal Interpretation were applied this incongruity would result, and the intention could hardly have been to offer an Incentive to a carrier to be come a buyer and seller of commodi ties which It transported. SWIMMUTO STROKE FOB WOMEN. Anatrallnn Crawl" ott la Pop alar Trith Modern Water Xympha. "Leander wasn't much of a swimmer If It bothered hkn any to swim the Hellespont," said Swimming Instructor G. H. Corsan of the Brookline munici pal baths. "Xow, if Leander had used the 'Aus tralian crawl,' " Mr. Corsan continued, Instead of the old-fashioned 'breast stroke,' he'd have been across the Hel lespont before he knew he was Start ed." Instructor Corsan has been telling' Brookline swimmers that they don't know what swimming Is If they don't know the "Australian crawl," the Bos ton Herald says. "The Australians didn't Invent this stroke. In the Brit ish museum there is a basrelief of some Assyrians crossing a river men, j women and children with their eiv- mies shooting arrows at them from tha bank. Those Assyrians and heaven knows how old the basrelief is are employing this 'Australian crawl' as plain as day. They'd laugh to see us floundering along with our clumsy breast stroke. The 'Australian crawl' is the only thing for ease, grace, speed and hygiene. It's great exercise for the shoulder and arm muscles, yet there Is no effort to It. On that account It's a fine thing for girls and women. Up in Toronto, which Is my native city, I have been teaching the girls this 'crawl.' They got tired of being taken out canoein.5 in Toronto bay, having the canoe un set and being left by the fellows to rown or get ashore as best they might. No, Toronto boys aren't more ngallant than any others. They're about alike anywhere. But Toronto Is decided they'd learn to swim for themselves. They are experts, too." Tie Klrat 1 houaand. It's the first thousand dollars that's hard to get." That's right," assented the owner of the garage. "After you separate em from that, they'll loosen to any extent." Louisville Courier Joi.rnal. No girl is entirely happy and satij- flcd wltk ber lover it she continues to say her prayers during her eugage mnt Speaking for himself, a man rarely ays that competition Ii the Iif of (trada, as If ha really meant it. Cure Your Dandruff Why? Because it is annoying, untidy. And mostly, because it almost invariably leads to baldness. Cure it, and save your hair. Get more, too, at the same time. All easily done with Ayer's Hair Vigor, new improved formula. Stop this formation of dandruff I Does not change the color of the hair. formula with acfe bottle Show It to your doctor k him about It, then uo as he eaya The new Ayer's Hair Vijorwill certainly do this work, because, firt-t of all, it de stroys the germs which arc the original causeof dandruff. Having given this aid, nature completes the ci;rc. The scalp is restored to a perfect!' healthy cor.dkir n r Made by tts J. C. Ayor Co., Lone!!, Hats. A iijers Sherman pay& Co. ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. this Wellington Piano we're selling for $275 on easy payments that we're willing to let it be IT'S OWN SALESMAN. It will tell it's own story to you in your home if you'll send us the coupon. Please send me full particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer. Name Jimmy Dolan'a Stater. A Buffalo youngster told the teacher that his sister had the measles. The teacher sent him home and told him to stay there until his sister got well. After he had skipped Joyfully away another boy held up his hand and said: "Teacher, Jimmy Dolan's sister what's got the measles lives In Omaha." The chances of sudden death are great er among men than women in the ratio of on to eight. "For oref nine years I suffered with chronic constipation and during this time I had to take an injection of warm water once every 34 hours before I could have an action on my bowels. Happily I tried Cascarets, and today I am a well man. During the nine years before I used Cascarets I suffered untold misery with internal pile. Thanks to you. I am free from all that this morning. You can use this in behalf of uffering humanity. B. P. Fisher, Roanoke, I1L Pleasant Palatable. Potent Taste Good. Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe. . 10c 25c 50c Never sold in bulk. The gren nine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to cure or your money back. A Fire Drill. "Wha kept you so late at the fac tory?" "We were having a fire drill." "Isn't that something new?" "Xape; the boss was trying to drill It' into the heads of the men that If they didn't improve the class of work they were turning out they would be fired." Houston Post. "A lady came into my store lately and said : " 'I have been using a New Perfection Oil Cook-Stove all winter in mv apartment. I want one now for my summer home. I think these oil stoves are wonderful. comfort they are," they would all have" one. I spoke about my stove to a lot of my friends, and they were aston ished. They thought that there was smell and smoke from an oil stove, and that it heated a room just like any other stove. I told them of my experience, and one after another they got one, and now, not one of them would give hers up for five times its cost.' " The lady who said this had thought an oil stove was all right for quickly heating milk for a baby, or boiling a kettle of water, or to make coffee quickly in the morning, but the never dreamed of using it for difficult or heavy cooking. Now she knows. Do yon really appreciate what a New Perfection Oil Cook-Stove means to yon ? No more coal to carry, no mora cominc to tha dinner table so tired out that you cant eat. Just light a Perfection Stove and immediately the heat from an intense blue flame shoots up to the bottom of pot. kettle or oven. But the room isn't heated. There is no smoke, no amell, no outside heat, no drudgery in tha aulchan where one of these atovca It used. Oil Cook-stove It bat a Cabinet Top with a shelf for keeping plates and food hot. Tha nickel finish, with the bright blue of the chimneys, makes the stove ornamental and attractive. Made with 1, 2 and 3 burners; the 2 and 3-burner stovca f an be bad with or without Cabinet. Every dealer everywhere : If not at years, write for Descriptive Clrailai to the nearest agency of tha Standard Oil Company (Incorporated! Dr. B. E. Wrieht Have your treth out snrl plate pnd tri'ljro work done. For out-of-town patronn we linialj plate and briHtre work In one dny if necessary. PKiCKS: r.M Crams.... $5.00 ZrndjtTcta $1 SO Ui Kiwi $1 a niaol Fifojs. . J 1.00 SdTar FiSiagt 50c sa fead Rather Plato $5.00 I tn Red Kilter , risks J7-50 Piia au Eiinenss . 50c '- HKST METHODS Painless Extraet'on Free when platen or brldm work is ordrred. Consultation Free. You cannot K(t better puinleps work anywhere, no matter how much you pay. All Work Fully Guaranteed for Fifteen Year Dr. B. E. Wright Co. 342 i Washington St., Portland, Oregon Take car at di pot and transfer to Washington St. DAISY FLY KILLER pT4 infrtM, eM truUud kiUa aii C N r it . c 1 1 n . orainw t?U irorivurnient. crspJ Last alt icaiaa.1 tc'.a'lc cl metal. cinnoC Spill or rrp over, will cot 5oJ or inj'ire swyrtiinit CC all datUra or Mi pr wi l r ZU cenif. EAROLD SOME iro DEaib Ave. We want you to try this Piano IN YOUR HOME FREE. We want you to try it at our expense because At the end of thirty days the Piano ITSELF will convince you of the following facts: It's the best value on earth for the price ($275). It's MUSICALLY and MECHANICALLY right! We know there is so much real value in Address. t'nrioaa Remedies. In some part3 of England one of the best cures for a swollen neck is to draw a snake nine times across the throat of the suffering one, after which the snake is killed and its skin, sewed In a silken bag and tightly sewed around the neck. Another way, almost as good, is to put the live snake in a bottle, whicha is tightly corked and buried near the roots of a rosebush, and as the helpless snake decays the swelling in the neck of tha patient will disappear. ITCH CAN BE CURED in a short time by usinpr PLUMMER'S ITCH REMEDY In 60-cent cans only. Address' PLUMMEH DRUG COMPANY' Third and Madison Portland, Or. j C0FFEEC ) ! TEA SPICES BAKIN0 FOVVDER EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT CmSSEiaCEVERS PORfUND. ORE.' J P N U No. 28 'IO TTTHEN writing to advertisers pleaiat) mention this paper. ekesper Sayss If only women knew what RaC9 M Caatlanary Hole: Be cure If g you get this stove eee U that tha name-plate 11 reada " M ew Perfection." ll I