Heppner gazette., April 21, 1910, Image 3

SMITH
Pays 13c for dressed
rone ana tin best
dressed Veal, Fresh Eg-g-s and all other pro-
He payi 18c per pound for live Chickens.
No commission charged on anything. Ad
dress all shipment
FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO.
"Fiehtln the Beef Trust"
PORTLAND, OREGON
Whar Wai Yet
He was an old darky. He wore no
overcoat, and the Icy wind twisted hla
threadbare clothes about his shriveled
body.
"Wind," he demanded, whlmiecally,
"war wuz you dls time las' July?"
Everybody s.
Squelching; a False nam or.
Traveler (In Drearyhurst) I think
nave heard that the people of your
town are about to have its name
changed to something else.
Uncle Welby Gosh Ther' ain't no
foundation fur that story, mister.
You ve got us mixed up with Oshkosh.
Chicago Tribune.
Yet to lie Tested.
uroiner jstoneKlng, how do you
think you are going to like the new
preacher?"
"I don't know; I haven't played
game of golf with him yet"
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Portland is the big market place of the
Northwest
Send Your Produce THERE
We are handlers of Eggs, Butter,
Veal, Dressed Hogs, Poultry, live or
dressed; also Apples, Onions, Pota
toes. Consignments, whether large
or small, are solicited. We can give
you good prices for good stuff.
Write Us.
McEwen & Koskey
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
129 Front St. Portland. Ore. J
Trial Bottle Free Bjr Mai.
Manufacture at "alt.
Salt Is obtained In the United States
in several different forms and ways.
From the mines It comes In blocks,
and from strong brines It Is obtained
by evaporation or boiling by solar 'r
artificial beat. Boiling Is either con
ducted by putting It Into long wooden
troughs containing steam pipes, or in
large open pans of Iron or steel with
direct heat beneath thcun, or in large
vacuum pans In which the brine Is
boiled at a comparatively low pres
sure, or It Is heated In closed tubles at
a temperature much higher than that
at which brine bolls under ordinary
atmospheric pressure.
i1
rui
Sarsaparilla
Is the most effective medicine
for the complete purification
of the blood and the complete
renovation of the whole sys
tem. 1 ake it this spring,
Get It today In usual liquid form or
tablets called Sarsatabs. 100 Doses $1,
All In the Same Fix.
The Lawrence Times tells this one
A reporter was sent to write up a fire
In a residence. Going to the door, ho
Inquired for the "lady of the house."
The maid said she was out. "Are any
of the family at home?" asked the
scribe. "No, they are all out," was the
reply. "Well, wasn't there a fire here
last evening?" "Yes," ald the hired
girl, "but that's out. too." Atlanta
Constitution.
Obviously.
Reporter1 Professor, what language
do you suppose the people nearest the
north pole speak? '
The Professor What a Question!
Polish, of course.
Its Severe Dignity
"I see you're staying at a strictly
first-class hotel, anyhow. How do you
find the accommodations?"
Accommodations? There aren't any.
Everything I get Is a concession."
f. RIALS of the NEEDEM
tf yon suffer from Epilepsy. Fits. Falling Sickness,
Bpiums, or bare children thst do so, my New Dis
covery will relieve them, and all yon aresked ip
do Is to send for a Free Trlul fi Bottle of Or. May
aSpllesp'tlolcio O u r
? baa cured thousands where everything e!
failed, dranintetd by Msy Medical Lal.orato y
I nder Pure Fond and Druus Act, June SOih, 1906
Ouaranty No. M71. Please write for Special Free
a Hot tie and irtve A O B an d com plete address
BR. W. H. MAY, 68 Pearl Street,' New York.
1 U IMR.DWYER. I WANT TO CETAPJV0RCEI
l V CAN T LiVfe WITH ThlSWKAN J
"(HERE. MR NEEPEM, TAKE THESB T JmZ
PAW-PAW CXxXflVE PILUdrWl
ftHEY HAVE DONE W0DEKS25I -.
-ja-JKRfs'500ea jt I ITfi
UES0I.VI'i' THAT KOSTDIVbUi:FS ADHrAU.SED
tST MD OESTION OH SOME LIVER TROUBLE WfflCH
CAN BcCUREO BY HUHYON3 PAW-PAW P1LLO
IP P1L.L.S IP'S
KanTon's i'bw J"w run com tne iitpi
Into activity by gcutle tuetbods. Tliey d6
not scour, grljie or weaken. They are a
tuulcto the stoniacb, lirer and nerves;
Invigorate instead of weaken. They eu
rich the blood and enable the stomach to
get all the nourishment from food that la
put Into It These pills contain no calo
mel; they nre soothing, henllng and stlm
tlntlnsr. For sale by all drngartsts In 10c
and 2ne alien. If you need medical ad
vice, write Hnnynn's Doctors'. Tbey will
advise to the best of their ability abso
lutely free .of Chars-e. MTJNYON'8, 4
nd Jefferson 6ts., I'lilladtlybia, l1.
Send 10c for trial package.
CRIMSON WINTER RHUBARB
$1.60 Her Douen. t6.00 1'er Hundred. KO OO Per Thousand ' '
April-Mat h the Time to Plant Khubart) ana Hcrru Plants
J. B. WAGNER. The RHUBARB and BERRY Specialist
Pasadena, Caiilornla
A Storekeeper Says:
"A lady came into my store lately and said :
" 'I have been using a New Perfection Oil Cook-Stove all winter
In my apartment. I want one now for my summer home. I think
these oil stoves are wonderful. If only women knew what a
comlort they are, they would all nave
one. I spoke about my stove to a lot
of my friends, and they were aston
ished. They thought that there was
smell and smoke from an oil stove, and
that it heated a room just like any other
stove. I told them of my experience,
and one after another they got one, and
now, not one of them would give hers
up for five times its cost.' "
' The lady who said this bad thought
an oil stove was all right for quickly
heating' milk for a baby, or boiling a
kettle of water, or to make coffee
quickly in the morning, but she never
dreamed of using it for difficult or
heavy cooking. Now she knows.
' Do jroe really appreciate what a New
Perfection Oil Cook-Stove means to yon t No
more coal to carry, no more comma to the
dinner table so tired out that you can't eat.
Just light a Perfection Stove and immediately
the rieat from an Intense blue flame ahoota
VP to the bottom of pot, kettle or oven. But
the room isn't heated. There is no smoke, no
smell, no outside heat, no drudgery in the
kitchen where one of these stoves is used.
g Caatlonsry Rote : Be aure 1 1 k
a you get this stove see. U
that lh. nam.mt 11 -
To Be Celled xOarlv.
On the morrow call me early,
Call me rly, mother dear!"
Bald the maid unto her parent
As she brushed away a tear.
"Are you golngr shopping-, daughter?
Are you going out to dine?
Or why should I call you early.
Call you early, daughter mine?"
"Let me whisper to you, mother,
Let me whisper In your ear;
Tls to-nlKht I marry Early
Mr. Early, mother dear."
Yonker gtatesman.
MUalnaT Ships.
Men go down to the sea under bil
lowing canvas in fewer and fewer num
bers, the "tin kettle" tramp now doing
the old clipper's work, but Neptune
still exacts his toll from the square
rigged ships that are fated to float out
upon the oceans, bound 10,000 miles or
more, and never again be heard of.
Ten big sailers thus vanished In 1D03.
Last year eight wind-jammers of large
burden were recorded on the world's
log -of missine ships. One was hd
American, the four-rnasted Fort George
of 1,770 net tons, and there are few
enough of ours left. Most of them are
swallowed on Cape Horn voyages.
New York Press. '
Hotv Old Spl.lers Live.
Old spiders, which have neither well
nor the materials to make one, oftej
hunt about to find out the webs o
other spiders, younger and weaktt
than themselves, with whom they ven
ture battle. The Invader generally
succeeds, and the younger spider !
driven out to make a new web, and
the old spider remains In possesslor.
until a stronger spider invades the
web and drives It out. When thus dls-
possessed the spider seldom ventures
another attack, but tries to subsist
upon the few Insects that may fall
accidentally Into Its clutches and;
eventually die of huneer.
Too Deep (or Tears.
The milkman's horse had run away,
and the contents of the wagon had
been distributed impartially over a ter
rltory two blocks long and one street
wide.
'No," said the driver, as he surveyed
the wreck, "I'm not going to do any
crying over spilt milk, but "
Thereupon he sat down on the edge
of the sidewalk, and his subsequent
profanity, according to the testimony
of everybody within hearing, establish
ed a new record.
Aa He Sutv It.
Mrs. Jlpes hadn't wanted to go Out
In the new automobile, anyhow, and
she was telling her husband so in sev
eral different kinds of ways.
'Td rather have waited until I had
something fit to ride in," she said, "but
you Just would have me come. It Isn't
a bit of fun for me, and I'd like to
There! You narrowly missed running
Into the curb. What do you think
you're doing!"
Tin taking a Jawy ride!" t .vagely
answered Mr. .Ilnev Chicago Tribune.
' Community of Interest.
Profiting by the mistakes of other
the two explorers, each of whom had
found the south pole unknown to the
other, held a conference.
"What Is the use," they said, "of
wrangling over It? We will write our
book Jointly, and will travel and lec
ture together. One of us will do the
oratorical stunt and the other will
throw the pictures on the screen."
Bo they divided the spoils, which
turned out to be quite satisfactory.
Mothers win find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
cyrup iae dbi remeuv wt use lor ineir cnuare
auriag tne ice thing period.
Physicians Recommend Castoria
fASTOEIA has met with pronounced favor on the part of physicians, pharma-
ceutical societies and medical authorities. It is used by physicians with
results most gratifying. The extended use of Castoria is unquestionably tho
result of three facts: fr.f-The indisputable evidence that it is harmless:
Secox Thatit not only allays stomach pains and quiets the nerves, but assimi
lates the food: nhd It is an agreeable and perfect substitute for Castor Oil.
It is absolutely safe. It does not contain any Opium, Morphine, or other narcotio
and does not stupefy. It u unlike Soothing Syrups, Bateman's Drops, Godfrey's'
Cordial, etc. This is a good deal for a Medical Journal to say. Our duty, how
ever, is to expose danger and record the means of advancing health. The day
for poisoning innocent children through greed or ignorance ought to end. To
our knowledge, Castoria is a remedy which produces composure and health, by
regulating the system not by stupefying it and our readers are entitled to
the information. Hall 's Journal of Health,
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to Chas, II. Fletcher.
Dr. B. Halstead Scott, of Chicago, Ills., says: "I have prescribed your
Castoria often for infants during my practice, and find it very satisfactory."
Dr. William Belmont, of Cleveland, Ohio, says; "Your Castoria stands
first In Its class. In my thirty years of practice I can, say I never have
found anything that bo filled the place."
Dr. J. H. Taft, of Brooklyn, N. Y., says: "I have used your Castoria and
found it an excellent remedy in my household and private practice for
many years. The formula is excellent" '
Dr. R. J. Hamlen, of Detroit, Mich., says: "I prescribe your Castoria
extensively, as I have never found anything to equal it for children's
troubles. I am aware that there are imitations in the field, but I always
Bee that my patients get Fletcher's."
Dr. "Win. J McCrann, of Omaha, Neb., says: "As the father of thirteen
children I certainly know something about your great medicine, and aside
from my own family experience I have ia my years of practice found Cas
toria a popular and efficient remedy In almost every home."
Dr. J. R. Clausen, of Philadelphia, Pa., says: "The name that your Cas
toria has made for itself in the tens of thousands of homes blessed by the
presence of children, scarcely needs to be supplemented by the endorse
ment of the medical profession, but I, for one, most heartily endorse It and
believe it an excellent remedy." .
Dr. R. M. Ward, of Kansas City, Mo., says: "Physicians generally do not
prescribe proprietary preparations, but in the case of Castoria my experi
ence, like that of many other physicians, has taught me to make an ex
ception. I prescribe your Castoria in my practice because I have found it
to be a thoroughly reliable remedy for children's complaints. Any physi
cian who has raised a family, as I have, will join me In heartiest recom
mendation of Castoria." i
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tmb ecNTsua company, rr Murray street, mew tork crrv.
j Lesson from the Past.
Kim rod had killed so much big gnm.
that the people had beg-un to complain.
"We'll have no wild meat at all if
he doesnt let up," they said, "and the
cost of living: Is already too high!"
"I'm not killing: for the mere pleas
ure of it," he retorted; "I'm a fauna!
naturalist, and I am making a collection."
And he kept on hunting. Chicago
Tribune. '
ITniqne.
"In what shape," asked the reporter,
did your fugitive cashier leave his ac
counts? Can you tell me?"
"I can, young man," said the presi
dent of the Institution, "and there's a
good story In it His accounts are not
only perfectly straight, but they show
that we owe him a balance of $168.27."
The trouble with that story." srroan-
ed the reporter, "is that nobody wIU j
oeneve it!" Chicago Tribune.
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Ia the Rnaich.
A man mixed some strychnine with
wheat.
And fed It to. the English sparrows.
Paid' the cat: "What makes
The birds taste so queer?"
And there wasn't a dry eye in. the Igloo.
reads "New Perfection."
Oil CooK-stovo
It has a Cabinet Top with a shelf for keeping- plates and food hot. The
nickel finish, with the bright blue of the chimneys, makes the Btove ornamental
and attractive. Made with 1, 2 and 3 burners) the 2 and 3-burner stoves
can be had with or without Cabinet.
Every dealer everywhere ; If not at yourm, write for Descriptive C4 rcular
to the. nearest agency of the
Standard Oil Company
(Incorporated)
Pettit's Eye Salve for 25c
relieves tired or overworked eyes.
Rtnna eve nrVirp. r.nnrrctH inflomaH
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Uncle Allen.
"One of these days," predicted Uncle
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will make his way, with great hard
ships, down to the equator, and when
he goes back home and tells of his suf
ferings and the wonderful sights he
saw he'll be hooted at as the biggest
liar In the arctic circle." Chicago
Tribune.
Wanted tho Proof.
"You look sweet enous-h to kiss."
says the impressed man.
So many gentlemen tell me that"
coyly answers the fair glrL
"Ah! That should make you happy."
"But they merely say that." she re
plies. "They merely tell me the factl
In the case and never prove their
statements."
DYSPEPSIA
"Havinp- taken vour wonderful Casca-
fets' foe three months mid beino; entirely
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X think a word of praise is due to
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called remedies but without avail, and I
find that Caacareta relieve more in a dnv
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ft year." James McGone,
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IS
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This sterling household remedy has
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:he best remedy for that lack of energy
ind the peculiar debility so prevalent j
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operating directly upon the liver and ali-;
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simulating a healthy activity. It!
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