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Country Merchants Farmers Stockmen Ship your good, fat produce to Smith. He never charges com mission. Ship by express. He will pay as follows: Live hern, 16c. Preened hens, 17V4c Dreened Hogs 11c Dressed Veal, under 180 lbs.. 12Ho. Large Veal less. Eggs, market price. Address FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO. "righting the Beef Trust" PORTLAND, OREGON In New York's: Bronx zoological parte there are nearly twice the number of animals that there are In the London Ecological garden. r COFFEEC TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER EXTRACTS ' JUST RIGHT CLCSSETflEfVEBS run. i LAri u. UKL. J Trial Bottle Free Br Mall imisrn uraae Kepartee. "Tou brainless cadi" exclaimed the man with the lofty dome of thought. "Ha!" retorted the man with the pale, scholarly cast of countenance, re garding him with immeasurable scorn; "you colossal Ignoramus, If I am brain less,' where do my sensory nerves register their Impressions 7" "Exclusively in your spinal cord!" was the crushing rejoinder. Troubles of the Ancients. Hercules had killed the Eryman thean bear. "It was a case of neces sity," he pleaded. "I was absolutely out of meat." For, even In those days, the cost of living became sometimes almost pro hibitive. DR. M ARTEL'S FEMALE PILLS. Seventeen Years the Standard. Prescribed and recommended for women's all ments a scientifically prepared remedy of proven worth. The result from their use is quick and permanent. For sale at all drug c tores. His Treacherous Memory. "Er may I call you, Miriam, Miss Montague?" "Yes, If you like, Mr. Tompkins, but my first name is Florence." Chicago Tribune. f 17 If yon snffer from Epilepsy, Fite, Falling Blckneiu, Spasms, or bare children that do so, my Mew Dis covery will relieve them, and all you are asked to uu is io seuo lor a e ree i na i w uouie or Ail. May i Epllevptlolclo O ureai' It has cured thousands where everything e!i failed. Guaranteed by May Medical Laboratory Under Pure Food and Drugs Act, June Join, 1908 Guaranty No. 1H971. 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NO STUD EN rs NO GAS NO COCAINE All work sruaranteed for ten years CHICAGO PAINLESS DENTISTS 323V4 Washington St.. Cor. Sixth Established IS year Hera to stay KOW-KURE Is not a "food" it is a medicine, and the only medicine in the world for cows only. Made for the cow and, as its name indicates, a Cow Cure. Bttrreness. retained after birth, abortion, scours, caked udder, and all similar allections positively and ouicklv curea. Roonewim keeps cows, whether mnn v uricw, tan tuiuru w oe wnauui ssj y KUftK. It is made especially to keen cows healthy. Our book "Cow Money" sent FREE. Ask your local dealer for KOW-KURE or send to the manufacturers. DAIRY ASSOCIATION CO. LrndosnHc ft Warning Notes Calling the) Wicked to Repentance. My children can not be safe save as I seek to . make all children safe. The only way to moke others good ia to make good lu your own religion. This w o r 1 would soon be re generated If the saints were fully con secrated. He who begins the day with prayer will review It with praise. No virtues are really possessed so long as we are conscious of them. The Imitation of the vicious is the poorest kind of affection for them. Some men never feel grateful until they see others looking miserable. No man is his own master until he eees the obligation to serve others. Where His word Is hid in the heart, His will is sure to follow In the life. The man who sees no good In others Is always well pleased with himself. If God should answer all our pray ere for peace, we would soon be petri fied. The only way to live the life of our Lord Is to make Him Lord of our lives. You are not sound In the faith ac cording to tne greatness of your sound. He has no heart in his recreations who does not give a whole heart to his work. Many a church looking around for an endowment needs to look up for enduement. It's no use looking for ripe fruits of faith in the climate of a frosty disposition. Many must march through the des ert of doubt, but none need build houses there. It is easy to miss a good you might have attained iff contemplating an evil from which you have abstained. The lives that have enriched the world have been those that have not counted their lives dear to themselves. I "IWl'iJ i i; .e . ii MVll i.mm ml -w t iiiTiinijii ib; ih tin ' " -a r & Yoia Meed Us If you have Acreage, located anywhere in Oregon, for sale at fair price and upon favorable terms, You Need Us Or if you want to buy acreage anywhere in Oregon improved or unimproved at a fair price and upon fa vorable terms, You Need Us Our facilities for serving both buyer and seller are un excelled. Write us today. THE JACOBS-SIM COMPANY Largest Realty Operators on the Pacific 'Coast ASSETS MORE THAN A MILLION DOLLARS No 144 Fifth Street, Portland I VEBDI'S "MJ.SEEEHE." Hu ll I 14 I m Men of genius are confessedly crea tures of mood. Grief and adversity have often been -a real help to them, rather than a hindrance. Poe, it Is said, produced 'The Raven" while sit ting at the bedside of his sleeping but dying wife. Many similar instances might be cited, but an anecdote of Verdi, told by Carlo Ceccarelll, will suffice. On one occasion, when Verdi . was engaged on his well-known opera, "II Trovatore," he stopped short at the passage of the "Miserere," being at a loss, to combine notes of sufficient sad ness and pathos to express the grief of the prisoner, Manrlco. Sitting at his piano In the deep stillness of the winter night, his lot agination wandered back to the stormy days of his youth, endeavoring to ex tract from the past a plaint, a groan, like those which escaped from his breast when he saw himself forsaken by the world. All In vain! One day, at Milan, he was unex pected called to the bedside of a dy ing friend, ono of the few who had remained faithful to him in adversity and prosperity. Verdi, at tne sight of his dying friend, felt a lump rise in his throat; he wanted to eep, but so Intense was his grief that not a tear flowed to the relief of his anguish. In an adjoining room stood a piano. Verdi, under one of those sudden im pulses to which men of genius are sometimes subject, sat down at the instrument, and there and then im-' provlsed the sublime "Miserere" of the "Trovatore." The musician had given utterance to his grief. Terrible Suffering Eczema All Over Baby's Body. "When my I aby was four months old bis face broke out witli eczema, and at six teen months of age, his face, hands and arms were in a dremiful state. Tliecczi-ma spread all over his bod v. We had to put i m ilk or cloth i ver liin fnce and tie up bis hands and arms'. Finally wo gave him Hood's Harsnparilla and in a fi-w months be was entirely cured, ami today I e is a fine healthy boy." MUS. INEZ LEWIS, Barii'g, Maine. Hood's Sarnaparilla cures all blood diseases. Get it todav In uhuhI iitjuid 'orra or chocolated tablets called Sarvatala. luODoneuti. Why II Qui. "Why did you throw up your Job at old Spotcash's store?" "Well, to tell the truth, I didn't like his position on the labor question." "What was his position?" "Why er the last time I saw him he was sitting; in his chair looking sternly at me, and pointing straight to the door." Chicago Tribune. Hnrtt l.luea. "I could perfect my machine if I !Ould get anybody to believe In me.' "Yet you are undoubtedly a genius." "That's just the trouble. Everybody thinks it isn't safe to trust a genius with money." CASTOR I A Tor Infants and Children. Th8 Kind Yea Have ASv;ays Bought Signature of BIKIIS. "Have you ever noticed any indica tions, madam, that jour husband has liver complaint?" "I think I have, doctor. Everybody seems anxious to get away from him whenever he beplns to talk." Had Nothing; on Noab. Noah was Inspecting the animals as they trooped into the ark. "I don't claim to be a faunal natural ist," he said, "but I'm making T. R.'s Smithsonian Institution collection look sick." In due time, moreover, he sailed away with the greatest aggregation of living wild animals ever seen in captivity. Her rinrlnar. Mrs. McDuff This paper says that mice are attracted by music, but I don't believe it. McDuff Why not? Mrs. McDuff Because I never see any mice around when I play the piano. McDuffff We'.l, that's no reason for doubting the paper's statement. Coughs of Children Especially night coughs. Na ture needs a little help to quiet the irritation, control the in flammation, check the progress of the disease. Our advice is give the children Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Ask your doctor if this is his advice also. He knows best. Do as he says. We pubuuti our formuiM 9 yers We b-niah alcohol from our uedioin.a We ursre you to ooieu-t your doctor sacs-saa imi iiasaass II you think constipation is of trifling consequence, just ask yourdoctor. 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All druggists or How ard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Row Did He KnowT An ancient Egyptian moralist, writ ing to his son, says: "If thou takest a wife, try to make her happier than any of her women friends; she will be doubly bound to thee If the tie is sweet to her accord her what pleases her she will appreciate the effort." Delicacy. Tubb Old boy, I want to congratu late you on your speech at the banquet last night. O'Sudds (after waiting a moment) I know you do, pard, and you're awfully sorry you can't do It truthfully. I ap preciate the effort. Just the same. Nas ty weather, isn't it? SF- SHERMAN, CLAY & CO. tS. SIXTH AND MORRISON. OPPOSITE POSTOFFICE, PORTLAND, ORE, We Sell Pifinos and Player-Pianos of Unquestioned Reputation AT PRICES AND TERMS TO SUIT ANYONE'S CIRCUMSTANCES In addition to our reg-ular line of Pill Out and Mail Today. beautiful new Pianos, we have many please mail me catalogue, bargain list and Rental very desirable used Pianos which we Purchase plan, are offering for a mere fraction of jjame their original cost. Though you may not have contemplated an immediate Address purchase, it will pay you to take ad- Name of friend who expects to buy a piano: vantage of this opportunity to secure a fine Piano much below the coat of s new one. Our Rental Purchase plan Address makes piano buying easy. Please send free copy of Musical Celebrities. Mothers wCl find Mrs. Winston's Soothing Ryrup the Inst remedv to UBe lor their chiidrea during the teething period. 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Soon afterward a well dressed man entered and said, "Have you any more of this kind of books with this shield on them?" pointing to the book plate attached, which bore the arms and name of a good old county family. "That box, sir. Is full of books from the same house," answered the bookseller. "What do you ask for them?" In quired the man. "I'm going back to Chicago, and I want to take some books, and these will Just fit me, name and all. "Just you sort out all that have that shield and name, but don't you send any without that name-plate, for that's my name, too. "I reckon this old fellow with the daggers and roosters might have been -ejlated to me some way. Wise Dental Co. OrMOE BOOBS: US, te P. at. Saadayt. to J. ""1 A FDH iiyilMli IL nanrv in 3 Painless Extraction t ree when plates or Bridge wors li ordered. Consultation Free, loo cannot at better .. . . ... t . M n won MM BDJwnere. ah nwa mil, bum- question Of right living With all the term Modern elwtrio equipment. Best methods. implies. With proper knowledge of what is best, each hour of recreation, of enjoy ment, of contemplation and of effort may be made to contribute to living aright. Then the use of medicines may be dis pensed with to advantage, but under or dinary conditions in many instances a simple, wholesome remedy may be invalu able if taken at the proper time and the California Fig Syrup Co. holds that it is alike important to present the subject truthfully and to supply the one perfect laxative to those desiring it. Consequently, the Company's Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna gives general satisfaction. To get its beneficial effects buy the genuine, manufactt id by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, and for sale by all leading druggists. C. Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor This wondeful man hat made a life study of the properties of Roota, Herbs and Barks, and is firivinor the world the benefit of his services. a No Mercurv. 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I I ra idim: il IMAM i ini ii ii ii m nv n' if ii ii ii 11 ..ii n niri t ii OF THE DESCHUTES V AT T TT The Place You've Been Reading About Write tor Information COOPER & TAYLOR, Selling Agts. 206-7-8-9 Henry BldKt Portland, Oregon Al The Femei'PT-iiri frrejre friend and - Builder Reproved AcmlB. "I am told that there axe some fine cores to the credit of Herr B&tontap per," ventured Mr. Cumrox during a lull In tne artistic conversation. "My dear," Bald his wife, "we Wtrt Color mars t-Anda hrle-htsr anil liuir cnlnre thin inv ath dvc. One 10c oacksre colors sillt. wool and cotton equally well discussing music, not LaeebalL" nd u guaranteed to give perfect resulU. AaJt deaasx. oi we wul send postpaid at 10c packaire. Wnte f or lire booklet 77 "s cT. ; Iww to dye, bieacli tuid mix colors. MONKOS DRVQ COMPANY, Qulncy, minola. waahington Btar I PUTNAM FADELESS DYES