Heppner gazette., January 20, 1910, Image 3

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WE WILL PAY
As follows. We never charge
commission nor drayage. We
want your good fat hogs, veal
and ohickens.
Dressed Veal up to ISO lbs J2Jc
Large Veal Less.
Dressed pork, any size.... 11c
Live Hens 18c
Dressed Hens.'... 20c
Live Ducks..... 18c
Dressed Geese 16c
Dressed Turkeys 25c
Address,
FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO.
PORTLAND, OREGON.
No Accounting: (or Taste.
Fair Maiden Can't I sell you a cou
ple of tickets to our charity concert?
Only J2 for the two.
Irritable Capitalist I don't care for
charity concerts, young lady, but If
you'll bring me a couple of boxes of
fine charity strawberries I'll give you
(5 apiece for thorn.
Where I'epys Won Fame.
"Who was the fellow Pepys, and
What la his claim to fame?"
"His claim to fame Is well founded,
my friend. He's the man who kepc a
diary for more than a year." Kansas
City Journal.
cue owts; deawses
VVio sysem &55ccuxy;y ;
assss oxKivaovcxcoiiuw
abXxo cousaXow
To ricVvVs bewcjvdxoX
, MANUFACTURED BV THE
CALIFORNIA
Fig Syrup Co.
SOLD BY LEADING DRUGGISTS 50' A BOTTLE
The Kind You llavo Always
i t- ui i nt a.
ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, and has been made under his
personal supervision lor over HO years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Just-as-pood" are but Experiments, and endanper tho
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
ftoric, Drops and Soothing1 Syrups, It Is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
Biibstancc. Its ago is its guarantee. It destroys AVorma
and allays Peverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teethinpr Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, (rlvinff healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
S7
Bears the
" " w r
In Use For Over 30 Years.
THC OCNTAUft tAMPANV TT MUMMY mCCT. NtW YORK CITY.
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ir
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Jj For
y Highest Quality V
J J use
1 POWDER :)
Itw 25 unccs for 23 Cents I
ouNCtt Made from pure, carefully tested
'-''OS rnaterials. Get a can on trial f S
SjfJ You ncvcr saw such cakes j
Wnfrf"1 811(1 bl3CuJt- They'll open J j
aiBKltsh Coffee.
An extract from the London Chron
lcle proves that the English can take
a joke In a sportsmanlike way.
The American opinion of coffee as
understood in the English home is not
high, and how the coffee of the Eng
lish lodgings is esteemed may be un
derstood from the following traveler's
tale:
It was his first morning In London
"apartments," and his landlady came
up with the breakfast, and as she set
down his coffee cup she opened a slight
conversation.
"It looks like rain," she said.
"It does," agreed the American, "and
it doesn't even smell unlike It."
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAV
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets.
DruKKtatti refund money if It fails to cure. . W.
GKOVE'S signature is on each box. 26c.
Possible TJae for Him.
"No, sir," said the recruiting officer;
"I'm sorry to say your boy won't do
at all for the navy."
"Why not?" asked the lad's father.
"He's cross eyed."
"Yes, I know that, but his eyes are
crossed at such a peculiar angle that
I thought you might be able to use him
as a range finder." Chicago Tribune.
A Sportlnjr Chance.
"I'll teach you to play at pitch and
toss!" shouted the enraged father.
"I'll flog you for an hour, I will!"
"Father," instantly said the Incor
rigible, as he balanced a penny on his
thumb and finger. "I'll toss you to
make it two hours or nothing."
Cassell's Journal.
Pettit's Eye Salve.
No matter how badly the eyes may
be diseased or injured, restores normal
conditions. All druggists or Howard
Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
In Month Cnrollna.
Colonel Peterby met his colored gar
dener, Jim Webster, a short time ago.
Jim had been recently married. "How
do you like matrimony, Jim?" asked
Colonel Peterby.
Jim shook his head dubiously.
"What's the matter?"
''Yer see. boss, before we were mar
ried, when I knocked at de dore she
used ter say, 'Am dat you, honey
suckle?" "Now when I come home Ehe bawls
out, 'Clean off dem boots before you
comes In dat dore, you black moke!'"
Baltimore News.
Orercouttdence.
"What Is the title of this picture?"
Inquired the connoisseur
" The Night Express Leaving on
Time,' " said the proud owner of thf
painting.
"May I ask what It cost you?"
"I paid $160 for it"
"Weil, you got left"
IJouirht has borne the signa
Signature of
A flavoring used the same at lemon or Yanffla.
By dissolving Rranu luted sugar in water and
adding Mapleine, a delicious syrup is made and
a syrup better than maple. Mapleine is sold by
irrocers. If not send 35c for 2 os. bottle and
recipe book. Creacent Mf. Co. Seattle, Wn.
Gnaraniead
under all
Pre Food Laws
t&fiivention
Pure radium never has been pro
fluced, the almost priceless metal al
ways being in combination, either a
chloride or a bromide.
The British government has organ
ized a special department In connec
tion with Its national physical labora
tory for the Investigation of problems
of aerial construction and navigation.
An automatic time signal sent out
from the Hamburg observatory by tele
phone to all Instruments connected
with the system of that city has been
beard as far as Copenhagen and Paris.
In the spring of 1909 seventeen
American robin redbreasts, male and
female, after being confined for a time
In a large aviary near Guildford, In
Surrey, England, were set at liberty.
They built nests In the surrounding
trees, and in a short time there were
Borne thirty young robins added to the
olony. Efforts are being made to re
tain them In the neighborhood dur
ing the winter, and it Is hoped that
thus the American redbreast may be
come a permanent addition to the bird
population of England.
The Electrician notes some Interest
ing facts about the ventilation of the
great Slmplon tunnel. The change
from steam to electric traction has not
altered the arrangements for ventila
tion. The two entrances, at Brlgue,
Switzerland, and Iselle, Italy, are cov
ered, except at the moment when a
train enters or leaves, by huge cloth
icreens, which are automatically
raised and lowered by electricity. Two
electric fans, nearly ten feet in di
ameter, and making 350 turns per min
ute, drive air into the tunnel at
Brlgue at the rate of 1,000 liters per
lecond, and a similar station at Iselle
draws air from the tunnel. The air-
pressure on the screen at Brlgue
amounts to four kilograms per square
meter, while on the screen at Isella
the pressure is twelve kilograms per
square meter.
Max Bermann of Budapest has re
cently shown that the spark rays made
by the incandescent particles thrown
off from Iron and steel when put upon
an emery wheel afford a means of test
ing the composition of the metals,
Carbon steels, manganese steel, and
steels containing tungsten and nickel,
each give a characteristic spark, of
different forms and colors, which are
easily distinguishable. The form of
the spark picture changes with the
quantity of carbon. Even so slight a
difference as .01 per cent of carbon,
Mr. Bermann says, can be detected in
this manner. Pointed branching lines
denote carbon steel; tool steel shows
the appearance of "blossom" on the
branches; tungsten steel gives red
streaked rays and shining points,
"with lltle balls thrown out of the
formation," and "an explosion appear
ance in the articulation" denotes the
presence of molybdenum, vanadium or
titanium.
COW III A PARLOR.
It
Took PoaaeamlOB of the Honae
When the Family Waa Away.
The placidity of the cow has been
a proverb for all time. That she is
endowed with a good bump of the
"curiosity that killed a cat" a subur
banite learned to his sorrow one day
this summer.
Mr. Blank lives in the east end with
his family of wife and five children,
the Louisville Times says. They have
a cow that is a pet, having been raised
from babyhood and now furnishing all
the lacteal fluid and by-products used
by the family.
Not so long since, after Blank bad
come In town for the day, Mrs. Blank
took the children and went for a day's
outing to a neighboring suburb, leav
ing the house (supposedly) carefully
closed and the cow in her stable. But
missing familiar forms and the sounds
of domestic activity, she grew lone
some and managed to escape the ln
closure and came into the yard and
proceeded to investigate. She climbed
the steps to the back porch, consumed
three loaves of bread left by the bak
er's boy. She succeeded In getting the
kitchen door open, where she devoured
all but the graniteware part of a three-
pound crock of butter.
Her appetite still unappeased, she
also ate the fancy paper off the
shelves, and in bo doing pulled down
all the tinware and scattered it about
the floor. She could not work the
combination on the ice-box, bo moved
on through the dining room into the
Bitting room. Mr. Blank had the day
befor purchased four new shirts at
$1.50 each, and these had been sent
home and were left in a bundle on
the couch. She "considered" these, ate
all but a few fragments, and went on
her way. She wrecked chairs, and
even a bed, and upset the contents
of tables by pulling at and eating the
covers.
When the family came back late
that evening an affectionate "moo" of
welcome greeted them from the .cow,
her head thrust through the parlor
window. Mr. Blank said it took ten
men and a derrick to get the cow out
of the house, and the cost of repairing
damages would purchase enough milk
and butter for the family for a year,
sans care." There's a cow for sale;
fthe's no longer a big hit in the fam
ily. People never have confidence In a
Big Talker. They know his state
ments must be cut down, but the cab
otvsr tell hor much, I
From132to180lb3.
Wonderfully Built Up at Small Cost
Thenunihero fuses gmerul debility
in which Hood's Kurxnpiiri la lias proved
just the medicine that was needed is very
great. Mr. E. 8. Fry, Ivanhoe, Va., de
tcribes his case and tells what this medi
cine did for him, in the following testimo
nial: "1 was all run down and weighed
only 132 pounds. I took Hood's Sarsar
rilla, and before the first bottle was HnMied
began to improve, and when I had taken
six bottles was wonderfully built up and
weighed 1H0 pounds."
Get Hood's Sar.taparilla today. In usual
liquid lorm or tablets calle 8arsatabs.
Turlfflc!
Rivers (who is writing an article on
imports) Say, Brooks, what's the rati
on automobiles?
Brooks In the suburb where I live
It's not less than forty miles an hour.
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS
PAZO OINTMENT Is pruaranteed to cure any cbm
oi ltcninK. Blind, Bleeding or Protruding flit in
6 to 14 days or money refunded. 60c.
A Coolne Kelvieeii Them Now.
"Do you mean to tell me, colonel,
you are 63? Why, I shouldn't have
taken you to be over 40."
"I fear, madam, you are not a good
Judge of ages."
"O, yes, I am, colonel; but I thought
I'd lie just a little, to please you."
DR. MARTEL'S FEMALE PILLS.
Seventeen Tears the Standard.
Prescribed and recommended for women's ail
ments a scientifically prepared remedy of proven
worth. The result from thir use is quick and
permanent. For sale at all drug Btorea.
Not the Only One.
The Court Ephralm, this is the
fourth or fifth time you have been up
before me for petty larceny. You are
an old offender.
Uncle Ephr'm Yes, suh; It's about
as tough a Job to refawm me as It Is
de Standahd Oil comp'ny. Chicago
Tribune. '
Where la woritea.
"While we were on my honeymoon
I always spoke French to my husband
so that no one should understand us."
"So you went to France, did you?"
Fliegende Blaetter.
You Can Cet Allen' Foot-Ease FREE.
Write Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y., for a
free sample of Allen's Foot-Kase. It cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes
new or tight shoes easy. A certuin cure for
corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug
gistHsellit. 25c. Don't accept any substitute.
whor
For who, to dumb forgetfulness a prey.
That letter In his pocket e'er resign
ed. Without receiving, on some later day,
A good-sized portion of somebody's
mind?
Phtloaophle,
The Grumbler Seems to me It's
about time something was coming my
way.
The Philosopher Be thankful, my
friend, lest the something which
doesn't come your way Is something
irou deserve. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
"For over nine years I suffered with chronic
constipation and during this time I had to take
an injection of warm water once every 14 hours
before I could have an action on my bowels.
Happily I tried Cascarets, and today I am a well
man. During the nine years before I used
Cascarets 1 suffered untold misery with internal
pile. Thanks to you, I am free from all that
this morning. You can nse this in behalf of
suffering humanity. B. P. Fisher, Roanoke, 111.
CUT THIS OUT. mail it with your ad
dress to the Sterling Remedy Company,
Chicairo. 111., and rec ive a handsome sou
venir Gold Bon Bon FREE.
When You're Hoarse Use
i CURE
"tut lilt timil TOR (M$kuS
Gives immediate relief. The first
dose relieves your aching throat and
allays the irritation. Guaranteed to
contain no opiates. Very palatable.
All Drug-cists, 25c
TOWER'S FISH BRAND
WATERPROOF
OILED
m raTwixir v
will give you full value
ror every dollar spent
and keep you dry in
the wettest weather.
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POMMEL SUC
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CATAioerfiu
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PUTNAM
Color more roods brthtr and faster colors
and is guaranteed to give perfect result
BVW(ays,iaKaalHIIUgeiHli
Constipation
I You can't sow thistles and
reap figs. If you plant Sf&.
Ferry's Seeds you Jfm.
grow exactly what f rTT X A
you expect andia j)LA I 1
a profusion r.
r W l 'Vy'everyvj'iere. Forry's Is I ; f
ir X Z Fjr 1910 Seed Annual S ! '
X ST Ah-ee on reotiMt fl I ASS
w if at kxtdv a rn
Z. .r Detroit. Klch. H I T - jl
" 1 "
r
On rnar Chases.
She was shopping. She drifted Into
ths place where they sell blankets.
Roil after roll was deposited and
spread outt before her. Sill, she list
lessly asked for more. Finally, with
brazen face, she remarked, as she
rose:
"Oh, well; I don't really mean to
buy any. I was only looking for a
friend."
."Pray wait a moment, ma'am," said
the attendant, suavely, "there's Is one
more blanket on the shelf. Perhaps
your friend is in that." TIt-Blts.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Bnnthin
Byrup the best rt-medv to use for their chllilrea
auriDg me uetning penou.
Seems Probable.
"They've found a new cure for con
sumption." "What Is It?"
"Crotalrn."
"What Is crotalln?"
"Rattlesnake poison."
"Well, It's true that a man who has
been bitten by a rattlesnake Is not
likely to die of consumption."
The next time you have a cold on the
luntra try rubbing Wizard Oil on your
chest and see how quickly it will draw
out the inflammation and break up the
cold.
' Not Handing Ont Statistics.
The Missus Norah, how many fam
ilies have you ever worked for?
The Maid Wurruked, Is It, ma'am?
I'll have you know, Mrs. Pa-arker, I've
wurruked f r ivery fam'ly I lver lived
with!" Chicago Tribune.
Jnst Before He Swears Oil.
Man wants a great deal here below.
(The poet hath It wrong.)
He wants a lot the man you know
And wants It good and strong.
SEEDS
Catalogue for
the Asking
Send for It
J. J. B U TZER
188 Street front Portland, Oregon
Some Excellent Rooms
Still on Sale lor
CLARK'S CRUISE OF THE "CLEVELAND"
18,000 Tors, Brand New
S and Superbly lifted I ft
0UND THE WORliJ
FROM SAN FRANCISCO FEB. 5, 1910
ONE STEAMER for the Entire Cruise
of nearly four months, costing only J660 and up.
including: all necessary expenses.
ROUTE:- Japan, China, Philippines, Borneo,
Java, Burma, India. Ceylon, tgypt, Italy, etc.
An unusual chance to visit unusually attractive
places.
aSFuTl ORltWl tRUISt
February 5. 1910. by S. S. "Grosser Kurfuerst,"
73 days, including 24 days Esrypt and Palestine,
$400 up, inclu ling: hotels, shore excursions, etc.
FRANK C CLARK Times Bldg. New York
KOW-KURE
is no,t a "food" it is a medicine, and the
only medicine in the world for cows on y.
Made for the cow and, as its name indicates,
a Cow Cure. B:iireness. retained after
birth, abortion, scours, caked udder, and all
similar affections positively and quickly
cured. No one who keeps cows, whether
manv or few, can afford to b without KoW
KUliE. It is made especially to keep mws
healthy. Our book "Cow Monev" sent FREE.
Ask your local dealer for KOW-KURE or send
to the manufacturers.
DAIRY ASSOCIATION CO. Lymlcnvflle, Vl.
Painless Dentistry
:A n-nt nt town nnn
a" "VV.,!! cn hre their .piste
X ? and bri.tgework fin.
4 mtiea 10 one aaj
. neceeary.
-ii Wassll ris you 1 iwor
.J prnwl for it sr.
Molar Crowni 5.0c
il22kBrid.Tth3.50
Gold Fillinin 1.00
Entmsl Fillings 1.UU
Silver Fillings .50
Inlay Filling! 2.50
Good Rubbsr -am
Plata 5.00
But Rd ?N1.
B.W.a.Wi,fiiimilHss en
at Tim mmmn a rwnin rtinieti ciirnon . o w
WOtK GUARANTEED FOR 18 YEARS
PalnlaM Extraction Iree when plates or bridge work
U ordered. Connoltatlon Free, Ton cannot got bettm
painlew work done anywhere. All work fully sunr
antoed. Modern el(-ctrio equipment. West methous.
Wise Dental Co.
v, n INLURrWRA I KM
TnranVH Bis. PORTLAND. OREGON
Omo KOUKa: H.K.H1I.K. taadays, lltl
C. Gee Wo
The Chinese Doctor
This wondeful man has
made a life study of the
properties of Roots,
Herbs and Barks, and
is RivinR the world the
benefit of his services.
J i No Mercury. Poisons
l-?V?4- or Drugs Used. No
o'lg.jiffi Operation! or Cutting
Guarantees to euro Catarrh. Asthma. Lnnir,
Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private
Diseases of M a and Women.
A SURE CANCER CURE
Just received from Pekln. China safe, ror
and reliable. Unfailing in its works.
If too cannot call, write for symptom blank
aa circular. Inclose 4 cents In atamps.
CONSULTATION TREC
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
UU PfWt -A Uaaww4.M Pftla.W V
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FADELESS DYES
than any other dye. One 10c package
As dealer, or w will send postpaid at
M0iV80
When the
Hair Falls
Stop it! And why not? Fall
ing hair is a disease, a regular
disease; and Ayer's Hair Vigor,
as made from our new im
proved formula, quickly and
completely destroys that dis
ease. The hair stops falling
out, grows more rapidly, and
all dandruff disappears.
Does not change the color of the hair.
.Formula with eaoh bottla
Show It to your
doctor -
yers
Ask Mm about It,
then do aa he says
The little book in each package gives
the formula of our new Hair Vigor, tell
why each ingredient is used, and ex
plains many other interesting things.
After reading you will know why this new
hair preparation does its work so well.
Mads by the J. C. Ayer Co., Lowell. Mass.
Tree Brought Rain.
In lower Egypt rain fell very eel
dom. During the French occupation,
about 1789, it did not rain for sixteen
months, but since Mahomet All and
Ibrahim Pasha completed their vast
plantations the former alone planted
more than 20,000,000 olive, fir, cotton,
acacia, plane trees, etc. there now
falls a good deal of rain.
A High Coarse.
He Do you believe In the higher
education for girls,
She Oh, my, yes; I'm taking les
sons In aviation already. Boston Her
ald. C0FFEEC
TEA SPICES
BAKING POWDER
EXTRACTS
JUST RIGHT
CLOSSETS DEVFBS
L PORTLAND. ORE." j
GONQRRHOEAanoGLEET
AT DRUGGISTS.OR TRIAL BOX BY MAIL 50c
FROM PLANTEN.93 HENRYST.BR0OKLYNJi.Yl
k BEWARE OF IMITATIONS.
MODERN CXPERI
DENTISTRY
At Prices that Defy Competition
TEETH WITHOUT PLATES A SPECIALTY
PAINLESS EXTRACTION 50
SILVER FILLINGS 50c up-
GOLD FILLINGS $1.00 up-
!K GOLD CROWN $5.00
GOOD RUBBER PLATE $5.00
THE BESl' RUBBER PLATES $8.0O
WHALEBONE PLATES SlO.Oa
Out-of-town patients can obtain perfect work
and save money by ca'ling at our office.
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Means an unfailing water aupply. It
means that you will have the most practi
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use. No elevated tank, no froxen pipe m
winter, no stagnant water in lumrner. no
water supply troubled of any sort. Tank
placed in basement, out of sight and way.
made of pressed steel will not rust and
will last a lifetime.
You will be pieced with the LEADER
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. Portland, Ore.
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If mention this paper.
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