Heppner gazette. (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, October 21, 1909, Image 7

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Newspaper Page Textarts cwy c vou owvc owgs; ceawses o ssem &j$ccuoKV;y ; ossvsXs oxvGxwovacovuxw xabxti cousXaXQ To OcWfe beweJvcAoX MANUFOCTURCO DV THE CALIFORNIA Fig Syrup Co. SOLD BY LEADING DRUGGISTS 50 A BOTTLE Took Hli for Tom. "George Moore, the author of Esther Waters, likes to talk." said a magazine editor of New York, "about his own obscurity, very obscure. Lunching with me one day at Claridge's, he said he had recently met a young American girl whose warm praise had pleased him much. "Ve think a heap of your writings out Kansas way, Mr. Moore,' the young girl said. "'How Jolly!' cried the novelist 'And what story of mine do the good people of Kansas like best?' " 'Oh, Lalla Rookh, far and away!' said she." COUGHED ALL NIGHT Till This Recipe Was Tried. Cure Fol lowed in Five Hours. A prominent medical man who suffered with aevere coutth and cold on the Iuiikb. often beina kept awake ail niKht. and weakened by loss of sleep, finally discovered a simple formula which will cure any coutch in five hours by the clock. It Is a laxative tonic counh syiup which can be made at home by any one and the formula is here (riven for the benefit of those who pass sleepless nixhtc In painful paroxysms. Those who have tried it say It is magical and beats any hih-priced. Blow-acting couuh medicine ever sold. Mix in a bottle, one-half ounce fluid wild cherry bark, one ounce compound essence cardiul and three ounces syrup white pine compound. Take twenty drop every half hour for four hours. xThen take one-half to one teaspoonful three or four times a day. Give children loss according: to aire. This will tone up and rid the system of deep-seated coughs ee y time Supreme Test. "There," remarked the dentist, as he look off the rubber dam. "you'll never chew on a piece of beefsteak tough ' enough to loosen that filling." "But, doctor," queried the sweet young thing with the tooth equally sweet, "will it stay In when I eat cara mels and mnlasaes randy?" An Kulvruiu. "Father," said Little Rollo, "what li an epigram?" "What we customarily call 'an epl gram,' my son. Is sometimes a selec tion from the classics lncorrectlj quoted by a person of current proml nence." Washington Star. Avoid Your Friends. "I hear you spent your vacation with friends." "We were friends during the first week." Louisville Courier-Journal. Rudyard Kipling said to Robert Barr once In conversing on the subject of an exchange of ideas, "Why, all I ever knew somebody told me." Ailments of Men Happily Overcome SUCCESSFULLY TRIED BY MANY. Undoubtedly the following prescription will work wonders for that great class of man who. through dissipation of their natural strength, find themselves In their "second childhood" long before the three score and ten allotted to life's pleasures and enjoyments are reaceed. It is presumed to be infallible, and highly efficient in quickly, restoring in "nervous exhaustion." weak vitality, mel ancholia and the functions First get fifty cents' worth of com- pound fluid balmwort in a one-ounce park- age. and three ounces syrup sarsuparilla compound: take home, mix and let stand two hours: then get one ounce compound essence enrdiol and one ounce ticture cadomene compound (not cardamom). Mix all in a syi or eight ounce bottle, shaka well, and take one teapoonful after each meal and one when retiring, fol- lowed by a drink of water. By mixing it at home no man need be the wiser as to another's shortcomings. and expensive fees are avoided. Lack of poise and equilibrium in mea la a constant source of embarrassment even when the public least suspects it. For the benefit of those who want a restoration to full, bounding health, and all the happi- ness accompanying it, the above home treatment is given. It contains noopi- ates or habit-forming drugs whatever. Mix it at home and no one will be the wiser as to your atlliction. Painless Dentistry ran bare their plsu - , Tti'Sand bri'lgework fin- f f jlahed In one day 1 nMHn. Wt ill f in roa tooi 22k fold t fo'o'sin SJerowiof $3.50 1 Molir Crowns O.UU 22k BrkJnTssta 3.50 . .. .., 1 nn A-EnimIFUIinf 1.00 '1 e:i rmiM .50 Inliy Fillings 2.50 flood Rubbsr . nn pi.im 5.00 But Red FSb- - A rPlttM 7.50 M, W. a. Will. Pmsmr tst Ps!nlM E'tr'tlo .60 nsntsnstssm va-aaia Painless Extraction rea hea platea or brtrf ira llnliww oneannhere. AH wo,lly tTMjr- nteerf. Modern el"HrioejnIpnieni. Hart mrtnoda. Wise Dental Co. iaCOSKSTID PORTLAND. OREGON . . - - m at a SB SJST SaSiSfl avaa fjaa JSm t mi "' V S1W v - v s . .. . .-. mrtt ff ICS SOUKS: S a. M. f . H. swaara. a. DRAIN ON THE FORESTS We Are Cutting Them Three Times as Fait as They Are Qrowlng. 650,000.000 ACEES OF WOODLAND Cheapness and Abundance of Timber Has Made Us Reckless In Its Use. "The total yearly drain upon our forest, not counting losses from fires, storms, and Insects, Is some twenty billion cubic feet," says R. S. Kellogg, assistant forester In charge of the of fice of forest statistics, In a publica tion Just Issued by the Forest Service on "The Timber Supply of the United States." "Our present forest area of 550 mil lion acres may be roughly estimated to consist of 200 million acres of ma ture forests, In which the annual yro-wth Is balanced by death and de cay, of 250 mllllqn acres partially cut or burned over, on which, with rea sonable care, there Is sufficient young' growth to produce In the cpurse of time a merchantable, -but not a full crop of timber, and 100 million acres of more severely cut and burned over forests, on which there Is not suffi cient growth to produce another crop of much value. "Taken as a whole, the annual growth of our forests under these con ditions does not exceed twelve cubic feet per acre, a total of less than seven billion cubic feet. That Is, we are cut ting our forests three times as fast as they are growing. There 19 men ace in the continuance of such condi tions. While we niight never reach absolute timber exhaustion, the un restricted exploitation of our forests In the past has already had serious effects, and It will have much worse If U Is allowed to continue unchecked. "White pine, for Instance, which was once considered lnhaustible, has fallen off seventy per cent In cut since 18&0, and more than forty-five per cent since 100. 'The cut of oak, our most valuable hardwood lumber, has decreased sixteen per cent since 1900, and that of yellow poplar twenty-two per cent The same story will be told of other woods If they are not con serred. "The fact that timber has been cheap and abundant has made us careless of its production and resckless In Its use. We take 250 cubic feet of wood per capita annually from our forests, while Germany uses only thirty-seven cubic feet, and France but twenty-flve. On the other hand, Germany, who has learned her lesson, makes her state forests produce an average of forty- eight cubic feet of wood per acre. We have as fast-growing species as Gar- many, or faster, and as good or better forest soil If we protect it. "The necessity for more farm land may eventually reduce our total for est area to 100 million acres less than It Is at present. It Is entirely possi ble, however, to produce on 450 mil lion acres as much wood as a popula tes much greater than we have now will really need If all the forest land Is brought to Its highest produc ing capacity and if the product is economically and completely utilized. But to reach the necessary condition of equilibrium between timber produc tion and consumption will take many years of vigorous effort by individual forest owners, by the States, and by the National Government. None of them can solve the problem alone; all must work together." HOME OF HISTORY AT LEIPZIG. Especially Strong; In Ita Collection of American Material. A few years ago the new lnstltut for Kultur and universal history of the university of Leipzig, under the direc tion of Prof. Lamprecht, was opened. I Is especially favored In its site, for tho building itself, as its outwara ap pearance Indicates, is of especial his torical interest. For what true citizen of Leipzig does not know the "Golden Bear," that remarkable old house on the Universltatsstrasse, which liern uard Breltkopf, the founder of the firm of Breltkopf A Hartel, erected in t"3C for business purposes, and which later became the seat of the Breltkopf . Hartel bookstore? asks a correspond ent of the Hartford Courant. In the scond story of this building above the ! Etore Gottsched lived until his death, in The year 1767 Gottsched, to whom, as Goethe in his "Wahrheit und Bicb- tans" says, the elder Breltkopf had j promised a lifelong dwelling In the second story of the "Golden Bear" be cause of the great advantages his store offered In Gothic manuscripts, transla tions and other such aslstances. In order to enake the acquaintance of Gottsched, Goethe visited this house In 1766, In consequence of which we nave that happily drawn sketch !a "Wahrheit und Dlchtung." Wha Goethe said In this passage about th's dwelling will seem even to-day credible to the visitors of this house, which In the last summer has undergone n itoration. It Is still to-day "ein .n sft'nnllches Gehaude." although It Is only three stories high and surround ed by four or five storied modern houses, and the words "sehr anstaadVs" which Goethe used In describing Gott sched's apartments apply still to the rooms of the new lnstltut. Naturally, the history of the German nation has the largest section devoted to It and all branches of Its history are well represented. The collection of material for United States history la by far the best in Germany and sn excellent selection. Besides the Ger man and American sections the llbrarj Is especially strong In Its collection of Belgian, English colonial, East Asiatic and a still more remarkable collection In the Chinese and Japanese sections, another remarkable fact about the li brary is that the books here deal not only with political, constitutional and economical history, but also with tht hiBtory of art, music, sculpture, relig ion, education, manners and customs. The idea Is that a knowledge of all th different kulture branches is necessary really to understand the history of a people. So we find here an unusually rich assortment of art collections, at lases, same 140,000 drawings by chil dren from all nations, family letters of the earlier centuries, many that cannot be found elsewhere. y$fekcience asByiivciuiuii Prizes will be offered at the coming German aeronatlcal exposition for i metal lighter than aluminum, but re taining its solidity, and for balloor halls of various types. The two battleships authorized bj the last Congress, which will be laid down next fall, will carry heavier bat teries than any other warships afloai or ordered by any nation. To measure the amount of air ad mltted through cracks In buildings t novel instrument has been devised shaped like a funnel and carrying f small anemometer In its nozzle. While the forests of the United States are Increasing at the rate ol 7,000,000,000 cubic feet a year, th country Is using 23,000,000,000 cubl feet of wood each twelve months. A simple fire escape patented by ar Iowa woman consists of a spool ovei which a rope is wound two or.thret times. At one end of the rope Is t seat, the occupant of which lowen himself with the other end, thtf frlo tlon of the spool checking the rapidity of descent. At Nelson, British Columbia, a large electric smelter 1b now at work rs duclng mixed ores of lead and zinc The ore Is first crushed to the size ol wheat grains, and then roasted, bj which process most of the sulphur If removed. From the roaster the or goes to the electric furnace, which melts it into slag. The lead, sinking through the slag, passes Into a crucible, the zinc takes the gaseous form ant! is led Into condensers, from which 11 Is ladled out Into pigs. Exaggerated Ideas have been enter talned, according to the opinion ol F. A. Lucas, concerning the prodigious size of the ancient mammoths, whos remains have been found In Alaska and Siberia. It is a mistake, he says to ascribe to them a greater size thar that of the modern elephant. He be lieves that no Siberian mammoth ha been found with a greater height, at the shoulders, than 9 feet 6 Inches Indian elephants occasionally attain this height, whereas the African ele phrnt often stands 11 feet at th shoulders, and sometimes slightly more. The real giants among fossl! elephants were found In southern Eu rope and the western and southwest ern parts of the United States. These stood "from 12 feet 6 inches to possi bly 13 feet 6 inches high." The constantly growing Important of India rubber in various industries makes the question of the cultivation of the rubber plant, as well as thai of the production of "synthetic rub ber," one of general interest The In vestigatlons of Herbert Wright appeal to show that the wild Para rubber h superior to that produced from cult 1 vated trees. "A wise manufacturer.' says Mr. Wright, "would not dare t buy fifty tons of cultivated rubber and store It for six months, for fear o! grave deterioration in quality, but he would buy thousands of tons of up river fine Para with a full knowledge that It would grow better in storage.' As to synthetic . rubber, Mr. Wright aski how we can have that when we do not yet fully understand the chem leal composition of the components o! natural rubber. Mode In Xerr York. A New Yorker, dining a Philadel phla friend, wanted to show him a'l the delicacies of the season. One dlsri In particular the Philadelphia ex Maimed over in delight. "This Is made of snails," said hi? New York host. "Don't you have snails In PhlladelphlaT" "Oh, yes," responded the Philadel phlan, "but we can't catch the pesky things." Llppincott's. Ilia Motive. "That old villain has gone and mar rled his cook. I wonder at It, for her cooking is miserable." B. "That's all right He has now ?ot her out of tha kitchen and hopes she will hire a cook that will suit him." Fliegende Blaetter. Tha Only Kind. "It would be a good Idea If brtlnt could be gone over and renovated now and then." "If that were possible, some brains would have to be renovated with a vac uum cleaner." Baltimore American. It Is pleasant at this time of tha year to hear the running comments of a babbling brook. (Baliosiiess "I have user! your vnlua'ole Cascarets nd I find them perfect. Couldn't do without thi'tii. I have used them for some time for indigestion and biliousness and am now completely cured. Recom mend them to everyone. Once tried, you will never be without them in the family." Ed ward A. Marx, Albany, N.Y. Pleasant, Palatable, Potent. Taste Good. Do (iood. Never Sicken, Weaken or Grips. 10c, 25c. 50c Never sold In bulk. The gen uine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to cure or your money back. 929 Oiioiiintioelic. One of trie charms of music is that the musically uneducated person does not have to "understand" it. With "imitative" music, however, the case Is quite different, and every passage has either an obvious or a thinly con cealed meaning Occasionally it is hard to decipher certain unusual noises, as the following story from Fliegende Blaetter indicates: The composer had Just played his last piece to his friend, the critic. "Very fine, indeed," said the critic. "But what is that passage which makes the cold chills run down the back?" "Oh," returned the composer, "that is where the wanderer has the hotel bill brought to him." WHY suffer with eye troubles, quick relief from using PETTIT'S EYE SALVE 25c. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. A I'aeful Itemed r. Little Jamie, aged 3, was playing with his little friend. Jack. At the time Jamie chanced to have a rather heavy cold and was sneezing quite often. Jack's mother heard him sev iral times and sympathetically asked: "Why, Jamie, what a cold you have! Doesn't your mother give you any thing for it?" "Yes. ma'am," Jamie very respectfully answered, "she give9 me a clean handkerchief," whereupon he produced the prescribed "remedy." The Delt"""''- Churley and Ilia Hands. "You say your husband occasionally consults a palmist?" "Yes," answered young Mrs. Tor kins. "You see, Charley plays cards a great deal." "But he isn't so superstitious as to think he can foretell his luck?" "No. He takes it for granted that bis luck will be bad. But he says it's worth the money -to have somebody tell him be has a hand worth looking at." Washington Star. ffomelhina; Nt(T, "Yes. he is established in Washing ton now at the head of a flourishing arrangement bureau." "What sort of a bureau?" "Why. it's something entirely new. It take3 charge of the cases of dis missed West Pointers and arranges for iheir reinstatement." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Some Satisfaction. Safe In his mountain retreat, the train robber opened the bag of coin he had secured at the cost of so much trouble and danger. It contained nothing but Lincoln pen nies. "Well.'i he said, as he took one of them between his thumb and finger and gazed at the rugged profile on the coin, "I never voted fur "im, an' I'm durned glad of it now!" All In Good Time. "I'm sure I don't know why they call this hotel The Palms. Do you? I've never seen a palm anywhere near the place." "You'll see them before you go. It's a pleasant little surprise the waiters keep for the guests on the last day of their stay." Puck. rtevlvals of History. The Greeks were entering Troy on the wooden horse. "The first joy ride," they chortled. Then the slaughter commenced. New York Sun. Consistent. "Senator, may I ask what you real ly think of the new tariff?" "As to that, young man, I must re fer you to my record." "But you haven't any record, Sena tor. You voted on both sides of the Question." "Then I should probably talk on both sides of it. Good morning." ConSdrnre of Genine. "You say your dirigible balloon li a success?" "Yes," answered the inventor. "But it came down to the earth with a terrible bump." "True. But it hit very close to the spot I was aiming at." The neat Alarm Clock. Husband Why don't you have Brid get shut the kitchen door? One can email the breakfast cooking all over tha house. Wife We leave It open on purpose. Th smell is all that gets the family up. Judge Had Bought Mirhtnlna; Bods. Hotel Clerk Just sign your name please. The other guests would liki to register." "Don't you hurry me young man. I don't sign nothin' tha I ain't read carefully." Life. There Is a union of hatmakers at La Mans. France, in v-hich the offices Of president, vice president secretary and treasurer are held by one man. SAVES TIME, LABOR AND CLOTHES Electric Laundry Compound washes clothe without rubbing No lime, lye or acid. Eight washing-. 25 eta Money back if not satisfied. niCTRK COIPOtND CO. 822 SmS imm St. Lm Aaftk. Cal PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more roods brighter and faster colors than any other dye. One 10c package colors silk, wool and cotton equally wed and is ruaranteed to give perfect result. Ask dealer, or w will sond postpaid at 10c a package. Write for free bookl how to dye, bleacb and mix colors. MONROE DRUG COMPANY, Quincy, TlllnoU. An Anatomleal Location. McMurf met Pleader, the lawyer, not long ago. "Ah," said he, "you're Just the man I've been looking for for a week. I went over to your office, but found you'd moved." "Yes, I'm a block around the corner now," said Pleader. "A dentist has my old place." "So?" ventured McMurk. "Then after this when we want our teeth pulled we'll have to go where ws used to get our legs pulled." New York Tlmei. A Ileal Connotation. Little Molly's father can't quite see where Molly got her information. One day when her unmarried aunt was vis iting at the house Molly became im pressed with her aunt's solitary state. "Haven't you any husband, Aunt Molly?" she asked. Aunt Molly's pre tended grief over the fact that she was husbandles3 was so real to Molly that she undertook the task of consolation. Never mind, dear Aunt Molly, hus bands scold." The Delineator. Fitted for the Job. The general consulted the topo graphical chart. "You understand colonel," he said, "that this charge or the enemy's fortification necessitates the most reckless disregard for human life?" "I understand, general," tht colonel replied. "The forlorn hope thai leads the movement will be composed exclusicely of amateur chauffeurs." Cleveland Plain Dealer. The right hand, which is more sen sitive to the touch than the left, is less sensitive than the latter to the effect of heat and cold. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Bignaturo Joat aa Deserving. "So you were deeply touched by the poem young Mr. Guffsum wrote to you?" "Yes," answered Maymie. "But it was not a good poem." "I don't care. It was Just as much trouble for him to write it as if he had been Shakspeare." Washington Star. Persistence of the Habit. Jack Spratt and his wife were per sons of more than ordinarily limited 'means. Occasionally they spent 15 cents for one of the illustrated monthly maga zines. . Jack loathed the advertisements and his wife detested the reading matter. So they split it in two, and thus kept clean their literary platter. Xeceadty of neanty, Schiller in his esthetical and phllo sophical essays wrote that "Beautj alone confers happiness on all," tha' under its Influence men forget theii limitations. Happiness is our being"! end and aim. And without beauty evei happiness in its perfect flowering li impossible. Sellera. "What do you consider the best of all the so-called 'best sellers?'" in quired the caller. "Well, I have always liked old Col. 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Formula with aot bottle 9 Show it to your doctor Aik him about It, then do aa ho y yers As we now make our new Hair Vigor it does not have the slightest effect upon the color of the hair. You may use it freely and for any length of time with out fear of changing the color. Stops falling hair. Cures dandruff. Mada by tha J. C. Ajar Co.. Lowell. Mat. Sepnrnte Iileala. "Why did you never marry, Tom?" inquired the young Benedict of that old bachelor. "Well, you see," replied the slngl one, "when I was quite young I re solved that I wouldn't marry until I found an ideal woman. I wa3 difficult to please, but after many years I found her." "Lucky beggar! And then " "She was looking for an ideal man," replied the bachelor, sadly. Tit-Bits. He Did. "We are told," said the Sunday school teacher, "that we should lovs our neighbor. Now, who is your neigh bor, Tommy?" But Tommy Tucker merely blushetj. hunj? his head, and said nothing. Hs didn't want to tell the little girl's name. Chicago Tribune. Dangeroua Odua. ' Once when Lionel Brough gave his humorous entertainment at a northern lunatic asylum, he spent the hour he had to wait for his train In playing one of the inmates, a harmless old gen tleman, a game of billiards. Mr. Brough offered the patient 40 In 100. and was beaten easily. "If you go about giving odds lik that," said the patient, "they'll put you in here with me." London Opin ion, Raises the dough and complies with all pure food laws. CRESCENT MFG. CO. Makers of MAPLEINE 'better than Maple). -pt A LEADER WATER SYSTEM IN YOUR HOME Means an unfaifcViir water supply. It means that you will have the most practi cal Domestic water sunply system now in use. No elevated tank, no frozen pipes in winter, no stannam water in summer, no water supply troubles of any sort. Tank placed in basement, out of sight and way. made of pressed steel, will not rust and will last a lifetime. You will be pleased with the LEADER system of furnishing Domestic Water Supply. Ask for our catalogue and free booklet. "How 1 Solved My Water Supply Problem." LEWIS & STAVER CO. Portland, Ore. Spokane, Wash. Boise, Idaho. p n u No. 43-09 "IT'IIKN writing; to advertiser please mention this paper. PtNETRAT 9 Mtgrnk COLT DISTEMPER Cn S h an 4 led very eily. The nick arerurd. nd all ottr f m a me etaMe. no mutter how "riro-od," ktvt from bminajthedia on by using ShHN S LIQl ll 1IT I- M V H 11 RK Gnr the ton cu or In feeJ, Aft on t he tlood and t-iU wrrm of li form of ditenjrH'r. Tt-t remedy e-r known for oiTt-s in foal One lo;tt? itinrant'ed to enre one crv S- and $1 a ot le. IT b4 S10 do?en. 01 Hrujr :t and hnrnw dealer, or fiit eifre ra mannfactnrvr. Cut show how to fonltioe throat Our Fr Itooklet piTf eTerthinj. I ornl acvnt wanted. Larieat wJ'aiiff hore remedy to eiirteuve taelxe wart. Bacteriologists.' GOSHEN. IND U. S. A.