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Fine Care
Fine Hair
It's fine care that makes fine
hair! Use Ayer's Hair Vigor,
new improved formula, sys
tematically, conscientiously,
and you will get results. We
know it stops falling hair, cures
dandruff, and is a most elegant
dressing. Entirely new. New
bottle. New contents.
Doe j not change the color of the hair.
A
yormuU with ush bottl
Show it to yout
vers
doctor
Ask him about It.
then do as b )
Ayer's Hair Vigor, as now made from our
new improved formula, is the latest, most
scientific, and in every way theVery best
hair preparation ever placed upon the
market. For falling hair and dandruff it
is the one great medicine.
Had by to J. O. Aytr Co., Lowell, Msis.
Next neat Thin.
"How docs your husband manage in
the winter when the automobile season
la over?"
"Fine. He takes up bowling and
tries to kill the pinboys." Puck.
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Bionchltls and Hoarseness
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Much is beinir Hone in these days to stop th?
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to break up a co!d and cure coutrhs, bronchitis,
tonsilitis. etc., with a mple, home-mixed medicine
free from opium, pomona, etc. A laxative coutrh
syrup, free from whisney and poisons, is the
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while relieving the painful couphinf?. Get the
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cardiol and three ounces syrup white pine com
pound. Shake the b ttle and take twenty drops
every half hour for four hours. Then one-half to
one teaspoonful three or four times daily. Giv
children less according to agre. Cut this out an I
aave it for some friend.
King Edward, when Prince of Wales,
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but he always voted for the Deceased
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Tot to Otarr (.
Crawford So your wife doesn't
make mince pies any more?
Crabshaw No. She uses all the
odds and , ends around the house as
trimmings for her hat. Puck.
JNuturully.
"1 was mimicking Professor
yesterduy and he caught me."
"What did he say?" '
Here
"Told me to stop making a fool of
myaelf." The Wr.n.
Iter only Ihsnca.
"You must not interrupt me when 1
am speaking, Ethel."
"why, thats the only time I can
Interrupt you, mamma." Yonkr-ra
Statesman.
Ilaa Had Training;.
Mrs, Church You say she
war correspondent once?
was a
Mrs. Gotham Yes, she was secre
tary of a woman's club. Yonkers
Statesman.
"Friend f U, Sol Mo! uer-ln-I.u w.
"Are you a friend of the prisoner?"
Magistrate0O'Connor asked a buxom
woman witness In the Central street
police station court yesterday.
"No, I'm his mother-in-law," replied
the woman, without any particular
show of feeling. New York World.
Quick as Wink.
If your eyes ache with a smarting;,
burning sensation and dizziness, use
PETTIT'S EYE SALVE. All druggists
or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
Congress refused United States
Commissioner of Education Brown
request for J3.000 to study a certain
phase of child life, but granted $16,000
for a scientific study of clams.
Won Her Over.
"Ills wife used to be strongly op
posed to his playing poker and now she
likes to have him piny."
"Yes, he plays better than be used
to." Houston Post.
' They Were Too Hanty.
Those Africans who named Mr,
Roosevelt Bwana Tumbo really ought
to see Mr. Taft, who Is a great deal
bwanier and has a tumbo twice as
large. Uncle Remus' Magazine.
Amateur vs. Expert.
"Some wimmen spend about half
their time tryin" to make themselves
look somewhere near as good as a
photographer can." Los Angeles Ex
press.
Con Yinclnjj Proof.
"flood gracious, Jane, my hand is
always in my pocket."
"No, it isn't, John, or you would feel
that letter there I gave you to mail
two weeks ago. Baltimore American.
Dramatic Note.
Vice may be a monster of hideous
mien, but stage a play or write a book
about It, and It beat3 the deuce how
many persons will welcome the moil'
ter. Los Angeles Express.
Nothing -New There.
Great Author Walter, this steak
as tough as leather.
is
Walter I ve always heard you was
an original character, sir, but I'm
blessed if you don't jist say the same
as all on 'em do. Tit-Bits.
Poultry .Vote.
"So you are raising chickensT"
"Yes," answered Mr. Crosslots.
"What do you find the greatest men
ace to the welfare of poultry?""
"Sunday company." Washington
Star.
Mind Cure.
Pretty Cousin Algy, don't your
knees get cold In that uniform?
Algy (in Highland costume) Baw
Jove, they did at first, but I said to
them: "Hoot! Dinna forget that my
ain grandfeyther was a Scotsman!"
and, baw Jove, they warmed right up
to the Idea!
What Ailed Dayaey Mayme.
Daysey Mayme Appleton was read
ing a newspaper last night when sud
denly she gave a scream and fell to
the floor In a dead faint. Now, ac
cording to tho looks and tradition
Daysey Mayme fainted because she
read the announcement of an old
sweetheart's marriage or death (and
it would turn out afterward, accord
ing to the books and tradition, that he
was a cousin of her old sweetheart by
the same name). But real life is so
unlike the books and tradition. Upon
being revived Daysey Mayme related
that she saw hosiery advertised for 27
cents that she had paid 35 cents for
the day before. Atchison Olobe.
Unanswerable.
"Fardon me. Dr. N'extly, but it Is
simply preposterous for you to want to
marry my daughter. You are more
than twice as old as she is."
"I know that. Mr. Sykes, but when
she has been a preacher's wife ten or
fifteen years she will look fully as old
as 1 do" Chieatso Tribune
Wt ttST mUt TOR ttlBStffcQ$
is as safe as it is effective. Guar
anteed to contain no opiates. It is
very palatable too children like it.
All Druggists, 25 Cents
t A DOSE OF "'
piso's
TOLD THE TIME THBEB
THOUSAND YEARS AGO
ANCIENT CHINESE CLOCK.
The most Interesting of all water
clocks Is undoubtedly the "copper jarB
dropping water," In Canton, China,
where I saw It In 1897. Referring to
the simple line sketch, which I make
from memory, Figure 8, and reading
four Chinese characters downward the
translation is "Canton City." To the
left and still downward "Hon-woo-et-low,"
which is "Copper jars dropping
water." Educated Chinamen Inform
me that It is over 3,000 years old and
had a weatber vane. As they speak
of it as "the clock of the street arch"
this would look quite probable; since
the little open building, or tower in
which It stands is higher than sur
rounding buildings. It Is therefore
reasonably safe to state that the Chi
nese had a weather and time station
1,000 years before our era. It consists
of four copper jars partially built in
masonry forming a stair-like structure.
Commencing at the top jar each one
drops Into the next downward till the
water reaches the solid bottom Jar. In
this lowest one a float, "the bamboo
stick," is placed and indicates the
height of the water and thus In a rude
way gives the time. It is said to be
set morning and evening by dipping
the water from Jar 4 to Jar 1, so It
runs twelve hours of our time. What
are the uses of Jars 2 and 3, since
the water simply enters them and
drips out again? Popular Mechanics.
SOME MARRIED MEDITATIONS.
By Clarence L. CuUen.
The reward of marital virtue Is sus
picion. It Is one thing to win a matrimonial
prize and entirely another one to cash
the ticket
Gradually the "How-dare-you-sir!"
girl Is being eliminated by- certain In
definable forces in our civilization.
Why is it that the woman with the
protruding forehead, simply draped
with hair, will wear a hat that tilts
'way back on her head?
Of course everybody feels sorry for
her and all like that, but nevertheless
it's no wonder the watery-eyed cerise-
nosed woman with hay fever takes to
the mountains.
One of the delightful compensations
for males is that the other girl infalli
bly carries in stock a fine little outfit
of remedies for the article known as a
broken heart.
The bread-and-butter young woman
who thinks that the dissipated divvle
of a man Is Just gra-a-and isn't the
kind that sticks along with her Job
when she marries one of ''em.
The millennium will have arrived
when the really-and-truly bathing girl
looks even oue-eighth as attractive as
the bathing girl in the illustrated sec
tions of the Sunday newspapers.
There's money in it for the iit'rary
feller who'll cook up a regular day-by-
day series of letters for the use of tue
unfortunate married chaps who have
to write every day to their vacation
lzed wives.
Why is it that, after you spend a
long time selecting a cute little watch
for your wife, she wears It for Just
three days and then sticks it away in
some hidden jewelry junk box for the
remainder of time and eternity?
Another young woman who wonders
why it is taking her such an uncon
scionably long time to snag a meal
ticket in the shape of a husband Is the
one who bullies restaurant waiters,
theater ushers, saleswomen in stores
and so on, when . eligible men folks
happen to be with her.
Rlakr Dlvlnir.
Interest will attach to the effort of
the steamer Douglas crew to find and
possess themselves of the steamer Pe-
wablc which, since 1866, has laid at
the bottom of Lake Huron, off Thun
der Bay Island, loaded with refined
copper, silver bullion and money. The
sunken craft lies 160 feet below the
surface. Several attempts have ben
made by divers to get this treasure,
valued at over fl.000,000, and five div
ers have forfeited their lives by stay
ing under water too long. A diving
rig, wllch has taken eight yean to
perfect, Till be used this time. If suc
cessful Jills time the owners of the rig
will go after other submerged vessel
with even larger treasure.
A Similarity-
Youngly Did you ever notice that
the matrimonial progress is like that
of making a call? You go to adore,
and ring a belle and you give your
name to a maid.
Cynicus Yes, and then you're, tak
en in.
yir s
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Save the Babies.
INFANT M0KTALITY is something frightful. We can hardly realize that of
all the children born in civilized countries, twentytwo per cent., or nearly
one-quarter, die before they reach one year; thirtyseven per cent., or mora
than one-third, before they are five, and one-half before they aro fifteen !
We do not hesitate to say that a timely use of Castoria would save a ma
jority of these precious lives. Neither do we hesitate to say that many of theso
infantile deaths are occasioned by the use of narcotic preparations. Drops, tinctures
and soothing syrups sold for children's complaints contain more or less opium, or
morphine. They are, in considerable quantities, deadly poisons. In any quantity
they stupefy, retard circulation and lead to congestions, sickness, death. Castoria
operates exactly the reverse, but you must see that it bears the signature of
Chas. H. Fletcher. Castoria causes the blood to circulate properly, opens the
pores of the skin and allays fever.
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Worras,Coitvulsious.FevErish
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Exact Copy of Wrapper.
Careleaa.
He There was nearly a bad Are at
the theater. ,
She How was that?
He The villain lit a cigarette and
tossed the match into the snow. St.
Louis Times.
Practical Advice.
Nell (seriously) Between the rich
old man I don't love and the poor
young man I do love I am between two
horns of a dilemma.
Bell (flippantly) Then take the
horn of plenty. Baltimore American.
Sore throat leads to Tonsihtis, Quin
sy and Diphtheria. Hamlins Wizard
Oil used as a gargle upon the first
symptoms of a sore throat will invari
ably prevent all three of these dread
diseases.
Not to De Tempted.
Redd I see it is estimated that
.here are 20,000 tons of radium in the
sea.
Greene But even that won't tempt
the girl with the swell bathing suit
to go into the water. Yonkers States
man. l'ruuilains; Youth.
"You don't know how proud I am of
my younger brother Jerry," said Mrs.
Lapsling. "Before he had been in col
lege three years he got his bacchana
lian degree."
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Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to Chas. II. Fletcher.
Dr. A. F. Peeler, of St Louis, Mo., says: "I have prescribed your Castoria
in many cases and have always found it an efficient and speedy remedy."
Dr. E. Down, of Philadelphia, Pa., says: "I have prescribed your Cas
toria in my practice for many years with great satisfaction to myself and
benefit to my patients."
Dr. Edward Parrish, of Brooklyn, N. Y., says: "I have used your Cas
toria in my own household with good results, and have advised several
patients to use it for its mild laxative effect and freedom from harm." !
Dr. J. B. Elliott, of New York City, says: "Having during the past six
years prescribed your Castoria for infantile stomach disorders, I most
heartily commend its use. The formula contains nothing deleterious
to the most delicate of children."
Dr. C. G. Sprague, of Omaha, Neb., Bays: 'Tour Castoria i3 an ideal
medicine for children, and I frequently prescribe it While I do not advo
cate the indiscriminate use of proprietary medicines, yet Castoria is an.
exception for conditions which arise in the care of children."
Dr. J. A. Parker, of Kansas City, Mo., says: "Your Castoria holds th
esteem of the medical profession in a manner held by no other proprie
tary preparation. It is a sure and reliable medicine for infants and chil
dren. In fact, it is the universal household remedy for Infantile ailments."
Dr. H. F. Merrill, of Augusta, Me., says: "Castoria is one of the very
fnest and most remarkable remedies for infants and children. In my
opinion your Castoria has saved thousands from an early grave. I can
furnish hundreds of testimonials from this locality a3 to its efficiency
and merits."
Dr. Norman M. Geer, of Cleveland, Ohio, says: "During the last twelve
years I have frequently recommended your Castoria as one of the best
preparations of the kind, being safe in the hands of parents and very ef
fective in relieving children's disorders, while the ease with which such,
a pleasant preparation can be administered is a great advantage."
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
BearB the Signature of
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The KM You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.'
TMC CINTAUK COMPANY, TT MURRAY BTWEET, NEW YORK CITY.
Frofesaor'a Mistake,
How can Prof. Thomas truthfully in
sist that the value of a girl is slight,
when it is a well known fact that man
Is willing to spend money on them,
with them and for them, if he can only
have the privilege of claiming1 posses
sion? Detroit News.
Fine Blind.
"Everybody says that Jones has the
finest mind, insight, and sagacity he
ever ran across. How did Jones get
such a reputation?"
"Easy. Whenever you make a state
ment he says, 'By Jove, that's so! Why
didn't I ever think of that before?'"
Cleveland Leader.
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Health and streng-th hitherto unknown
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(! people do. Lack of poise and equilibrium
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