Heppner gazette., July 15, 1909, Image 8

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Fton, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions Jevtrish
ncss and Loss OF SLEEP.
Facsimile Signature of
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Glacial Wonders.
The grandeur of nature's forces may
be understood when one of the gla
ciers of Disco bay, Greenland, Is stud
led. Helland estimated that it had a
thickness of 020 feet, with a breadth
f 1S.400 feet, and was found to be
moving at the rate of forty-seven feet
per diem. And this Disco bay glacier
was only one of the many. Rink esti
mates that on the west coast of Green
t land there are 120,000 square miles of
territory, all contributing their supply
of icebergs.
A Difficult Position.
A young captain who was drilling
the awkward squad commanded thu
"Now, my men, listen to me. When
eay 'Halt!' put the foot that's on the
ground beside the one that's in the air
and remain motionless." Success Mag
azine, Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
C ASTO R I A
ItEACIIlSi; THE SPOT
It Can Be Done, So Scores of Hepp
ner Citizens Say.
To cure an aching back.
The pains of rheumatism,
The tired-out feelings,
You must re-ich the spot get at the
cause.
In most cases 'tie the kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for the kid
neys. Tlios. Morgan. Heppner, Ore., savs:
"I feel it my dutv to speak a good word
in favor of Doan'a Kidney Pills. I suf
fered for several years from kidoey com
plaint and rheumatism. Th attacks
were sc severe that I was laid up for a
week or ten davs at a time. I finally
learned of Doan's Kidney Pills and pro
cured a box at the Slocum Drug Co.
This remedy went at once to the seat of
the trouble and gave me great reliel."
Forsa'.eby all dealers. Price 50 ceoti.
FoBter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name Doan's and
take no other.
a recrjcmxea authority The Weekly
rrroaiin
1 EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER.
THE AIDITOIUIM AT A.-Y.-P. EXPOSITION', SEATTLE.
Probably the most striking structure on the grounds of the Alaska-Tukon-Paclfic
Exposition is the Auditorium. It is builded of reinforced
concrete, steel and brick and is a part of the rich legacy which is to be
handed down to the State University when the Fair is over.
The Auditorium stands upon an eminence overlooking the main en
trance to the Exposition Grounds. It It now In use as a lecture room
by the University Law School and for all assembles of students. It bu
cat! or capacity of close to 3000. which can be creatly increased.
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
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Use
For Over
Thirty Years
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Going, Going, Gonel
A New York auctioneer was begging
the crowd for a bid. He pleaded for
ten minutes and then in desperation
cried:
"For the Lord's " sake, will no one
give me a bid?"
A mild spoken gentleman replied:
"Why, yes, old man, I'll try to help
you out. I bid you good night."
And the kindly disposed one depart
ed, leaving the auctioneer to the ten
der mercies of a laughing crowd. Re
hoboth Sunday Herald.
Where There's a Will
Helen's mother passed her the cake,
and when the little one went to reach
cross the plate for the largest piece
her mamma said, "Always take the
piece nearest to you, dear."
"Well. then, turn the plate around,"
was the answer.-Delineator.
A Weighty Question.
"I took in $2 Just now." said the first
promoter. "Good enough," declared
the second promoter. "Shall we Issue
additional stock to correspond with
our increased capital or shall we have
lunch?" Puck.
Coffee
Just Coffee, but perfect
Coffee.
Your grocer will grind it
better if ground at home not
too fine.
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THE SHIPWRECKEB.
His Life Md Up of Hardships, Ad
venture and Accidents.
The career of tho shlpwreckcr con
sists of u series of hardships and ad
ventures ."ml accidents and narrow es
capes from the tirst day he enlists
with a bltf wrecking company up to
the time he Is brought ashore from
the grim ship he calls "home" crippled
or fatally Injured. Of all the profes
sions that demand heavy toll of hu
man life none, not even mining or
powder making, Is ns dangerous as
the one of these wreckers. Every year
these daring men, who brave storm and
wave and tempest to save the stranded
liner, to raise the sunken ocean grey
hound, to rescue the ship Impaled upon
rocks and, if nothing else, to salve
what valuable cargo may be removed
from helpless wrecks, meet death by
the score. Many of them, exposed of
ten for days and nights to the icy
blasts of winter seas, to driving bliz
zards and to drenching storms that
bite to the marrow, succumb to pneu
monia. Others at work on the pitch
ing, tossing barges have legs or arms
shattered during the risky operations
of removing masts or of slinging
wrecking pumps or other castings that
weigh tons. Others have hands or
feet so dreadfully frozen that these
must be amputated, and still others
are wiped out of existence after suf
fering hours of untold agony and ex
posure before the eyes of their helpless
comrades. Appleton's Magazine.
HICCOUGHS.
A Simple Treatment by Which They
May Be Cured.
Did you ever take nlue swallows of
water to cure the hiccoughs? Do you
remember the time some one scared
the hiccoughs away by telling you of
a whipping due for some meanness?
Well, science has been studying hic
coughs and caught the hiccoughs bjy
the "nape of the neck." The nine
swallows of water had a little science
In it, and so did the scare cure. The
scientific hiccough cure consists in
pressing down to numbness the nerve
that connects the stomach, heart, lungs
and brain, the pneumogastrlc nerve.
The pressure partially and locally
paralyzes this nerve and of necessity
the hiccoughing must cease.
Have the hiccoughing patient 1 sit
down and be at ease, with the muscles
of the neck relaxed as much as possi
ble. Grasp both sides of the neck
somewhat toward the back part and
press down steadily and as hard as the
subject may permit for about one min
ute, having the patient work the head
from side to side. Within about one
minute the nerve will be numbed and
rested, and the spasmodic motion will
cease. It may require longer pressure
in some cases, but the result Is sure if
patience is maintained. Ohio State
Journal.
Children are hot the only holders of
the precious key of the Imagination.
The finest minds often keep the power
of "make believe," much to their own
and the world's benefit. That such a
possession coupled with ardent enthu
siasm makes demands on the nerves
and strength is shown In the following
anecdote, related by the late Moncure
Daniel Conway In his autobiography.
He was at one time a pupil of that fa
mous man of science, Louis Agassiz.
One particular lecture Agassiz de
voted to displaying some fossils of sau
rianr, newly come into his collection,
lie made the subject a text for a gen
eral review of the chain of reptilian
life.
As he proceeded, darting off to the
blackboard to illustrate, comparing the
extinct with the contemporary fauna,
ha became more and more animated
Ills face reddened with excitement
until at last he said:
"Gentlemen, I ask you to forgive me
If today I end the lecture at this point,
although the hour is not out. I assure
you I have been describing these ex
tinct creatures until they have taken
on a sort of life. They have been
crawling, hissing, darting about me. I
have heard the crawling and hissing
until I am really exhausted. I regret
It. gentlemen, but I trust yon will ex
cuse me."
Our admiration for the grand teach
er was such as to make us break
through all rules, aLd we gave him a
hearty cheer. He bowed low to ns
and quickly disappeared.
EYE EXERCISE.
One Method by Which Poor Vision
May Be Improved.
"Have you a hish roof?" was the ap
parently Irrelevant Question put by
the distinguished oculist to Hie woman
who had complained of having bad
eyes. "Higher than the roofs of the
surrounding houses?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman, "a good
deal higher."
"Then what I wnnt you to do," said
he, "is to go up thre every day and
look around for half an hour. That
will do you more good than glasses.
One trouble with your eye", and with
many pairs of eyes In New York. Is
that you exercise them so little at long
range. They are used to lookli g at
short distances only. Long distance
looking Is good for eyes. Persons who
habitually have a wide expanse of
sea or plain to gaze upon very seldom
have weak eyes. Of course you can
not move out to the plains, neither
can yon spend a life on the ocean
wave, bat you can let your sight travel
across the Hudson river every day,
and I advise you to do If New York
Press.
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The Magnet a Dsteettve.
In Amorlcn the magnet has come
rather extensively Into use in the han
dling of Iron and steel castings. Sus
pended from a locomotive r"uu It
cnu also bo used fir collectli. wrapn
of metal from Hooni ami yards. Large
amount: are said to bo saved In this
way. And ns the magnet moves over
tho ground It may bring to light pieces
which have mysteriously disappeared
concealed, It may be, .by employees
to hido blurdors In their work. Some
years ago In England the magnet was
found useful in n somewhat similar
way In the detection of fraud. Manu
facturers of bone, manure found that
.they wore buying old Iroji r.long with
tho bones. Collectors found that It
was profitable to insert bits of old
metal in the larger bones and thus in
crease the weight. So the manufac
turers provided themselves with a
powerful magnetic apparatus under
which all the bones were passed be
fore being weighed.- As the bones
wore slid along a broad groove a large
one would suddenly jump up and
cling to the wall where the magnef
was concealed. On examination it
would bo found to contain perhaps a
rusty old poker In place of marrow.
London Globe.
Carving a Hippopotamus.
To cut up a hippopotamus is no easy
task. In some places the hide is al
most two and a balf inches thick, and
before you have got through a hand's
breadth your knife has completely lost
Its edge and requires to be resharp
ened. The head and the feet are put
on one sido to bo preserved as trophies
of the chase, while the remainder of
tho flesh Is cut into long, thin strip.?,
which, after they have been dried by
hanging them on the tree branches,
will keep good for a very long time
The ivory of the teeth and tusks,
which Is of very fine quality, used to
be employed almost exclusively in the
manufacture of false teeth. Nowa
days, says the Wide World Magazine.
it is turned to all the purposes of ordi
nary ivory. As for the hide, cut Into
strips it Is made Into sticks, which are
as good defensive weapons as one
could wish to possess. Treated with
oil, they become transparent as tortoise
shell and look quite pretty. Out of
hippopotamus hide bullock drivers
likewise make thongs for their whips
which are positively everlasting and
fetch relatively speaking quite a good
price.
A Squid In Hawaii.
In discovering the failings or ecccn
tricities of a person Hawallans not
only show perspicacity, but an aptness
in applying a nickname to the one
possessing such characteristics. The
politician who changes his faith too
often Is called a squid (octopus). One
species of this animal is caught by the
ld of a torchlight in shallow water,
While a bag net Is held some distance
In front of it, so that it can conven
iently run into it and be caught, it is
prodded behind by the fisherman's
foot. Sometimes the squid will go dl
rectly into the trap, but often It will
run forward, with every indication of
being enmeshed, to a point within two
feet of the net, when It will suddenly
turn about and go back to its starting
place. Then it is likely to describe a
right, left or oblique angle, always
contrary to the fisherman's desire. So
in Hawaiian metaphor the politician
or candidate who switches from the
straight track is a squid. "Faradi.se of
the Pacific."
The Swaffham Tinker and His Dog.
Two quaint figures are carved on the
two top, pews and reading desk of
Swaffham church. According to leg
end, a tinker had a dream bidding blm
go to London bridge and a stranger
would reveal to him how to find a pot
of money. So off he went with his
dog, and at the bridge a stranger
stopped him, saying, "Last night I had
a dream bidding me go to Swaffham
ftud dig In such and such a place and
there find a pot of money, but I don't
believe in dreams." Then back went
the tinker, c'.ug for and found the pot
as described and also an inscription
bidding him dig deeper, which he did,
and found another, and with them re
stored Swaffham ihurch. The carv
ings were put up to perpetuate his
memory .--London Strand.
The Interview.
As used nowadays by the newspa
pers the word Interview Is said to have
been the invention of Joseph McCul
lagta of St. Louis, and, according to the
Encyclopaedia Rritannica. It became
popular in England In the early nine
ties. But It was known before that.
A writer on the subject in the Nation
of 18f.O was possibly the first to use
the word la its present sense of a talk
with a representative of the press.
Chicago News.
A Crest Man.
A Preslau paper publishes this
"child's composition" as an extract
from Robert Gonpp's "Psychology of
the ChiM:" "Charles r!ie ;rcat was a
good, brave man. He bad a horseshoe
which he broke. Whenever he met a
Turk be drew Ids sword and cut tho
Turk In two, so that the halves flew to
all ends of the world, lie wore the
clothes only which bis daughter sewed
for III in. He was very pious. When
he could not sleep he prayed. Once
upon a time he was kneeling at the
foot of the altar. The pope saw hhn
there and anointed him. and so he be
came German emperor. Then he gave
the people German names. He found
ed schools and churches. These learn
ed to read and to write. When he died
he sat down In a golden chair and was
put In a vault He Is sitting there
FOIIYSIflDIJEYCTOB
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For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
PHOFEQSIOITAL cabcb
Sam E. VanVacior,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office on went end of May Street
Heppner Oregon.
C. E. WOODSON.
ATTORNEY- AT-L A W
Office In Palace Hotel Heppner, Oregon
IV. L. SMITH,
ABSTRACTER.
Only complete set of abstraol bookt
in Morrow county.
Heppner,
Oregon
Frank B. Kistner
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office in Patterson & Son's drugstore
Kesideuce in Morrow building over
Patterson & Son's DruRstore.
R. W. HICKOK
Grainbrokcr
Heppner, - - Oregon
S. E. Notson
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office In Odd Fellows Bid? Heppner, Oregon
DR. METZLER.
DBNTI8T
Located in Odd Fellows building
Rooms 5 and 6.
DR. M. A. LEACH
DENTIST
Permanently located in Heppner. Office
in the new Fair banding. Gas ad
ministered.
N. E. W1NNARD, Al.Jt).
PHYSICIAN & SCRUEOX
Graduate of:
Lenox College, 1885.
Chicago Homeopathic MedCollege
1890.
Rusk Medical College, IS02.
NOTICE FOR: r-CBLK'ATION.
Department of the Interior,
United States Land Office, LaDrande, Oregon,
June 7, 1909.
Notice is hereby given that Htate of Oregon
hag filed in this olHceH application, Sorml No.
06638, to nelect under the provisions of the Act
of Concrem of August 14. 1S48, and the Acta
supplementary and amendatory thereto, the
8W Sec. 17, NWi NWJi 8WU NW and
NEH SW'H Bee. 20, T, 3 8 , K. 29 E. W. M.
Any and all persona claiming adversely tho
lands described, or desiring to object because
of the mineral character of the land, or for any
other reason, to thedisposal to applicant, should
file their affidavits of protest in this office, at
any time prior to the approval and certification
of said selection by the Commissioner of the
Qeneral Land Office.
June 17-July 22 F. C. BBAMWELL, Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION Isolated Tract.)
ISA Public Land gale. Serial No. 01688.1
United States Land Office, The Dalles, Oregon,
May 24, 1909.
Notice Is hereby given that, at directed by the
Commissioner of ffie General Land Office, under
provisions of Act of Congress approved June 27,
1906, Public-No. 303. we will offer at publio
tale, to the highest bidder, at 9:45 o'clock a, in.,
on the 6th day of July next, at this office, the
following tract of land, to-wit: NWJi Section
23 Tp. 2 S. R, 26 E. W. MS.
Any persons claiming adversely the above-
described lands are advised to file their claims
or objections, on or before the day above desig
nated for sale.
May 27-July 1 C. W. MOORE, Register.
OFFICERS
W. O. MINOR, President
J. H. M( II ALKY. Vice-President
W.S. WHARTON, CaRhier
VAAVTER CRAWFORD, Asst. Caahier
XV. S. WHARTON
Bank of Heppner
Capital. Fully Paid, - $50,000 00
Undivided Profits - -'j 2259 33
Four Per cent Interest paik on
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The Pastime
Finest Line of High Grade Cigars in City
Candies, Nuts, Soft Drinks
Billiards and Pool
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years regarded as liest, Safest, Always Rcllnl le.
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior,
United Mates Land Offiice
LaGrande, Oregon. May 20, 1M;
Notice" fs herebv given that State of Oregon
has filed in this office an application. Serial No.
06M8 to select unde- the provisions of the Act of
Congress of August 14, 1818 aud the Acta:
supplementary and amendatory thereto, the
NW4 of 8E! of Section 8, Township 4 South
Range 27 East Willamette Meridian.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
lands described, or desiring to object because of
the mineral character of the land, or for any
other reason, to the disposal to applicant,
should file their affidavits of protest in thin
office, on or before the 10th day of July 1909.
May 27-Jnly 1 F. C. HRAMWELL, Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior,
U. S. Land Otlice at La Grande. Oregon,
June '.'1, 1909.
Notice la hereby given that Ada J. Woodward,
heir at law of John M. Waddell, deceased, of
Heppner, Oregon, who, on June 12, 1901, made
HomeHtead Entry No. 10S1A Serial no. 03419.
forNEKSEK.WW 8E Sec. 12, NV4 NE
Section 13, Township 2 South, Hinge 28 East
Willamette Meridian, has filed notice of inten
tion to make final live-year pro f, to establish '
oliiim to the land above des rlbed, before W
O, Hill, County Clerk, Rt Hcppnet, Oregon, on
the 16th dny of August, 1903.
Claimant names as witnesses;
Wulter Luckman, John Brosran, Goorre Vin
son, and Walter Kilcnp, all of Heppner, Oregon.
Jlyt-AtiKlJ F. C. HKAMWELL, Register.
(Isolated Tract.)
NOTICE t'OIC ITIM.ICATIO.
Public Land 8ale. Serial No. 02017.
U.S. Land Office at The Dalles, Oregon.
June 29th. 1909. .
Notice Is hereby given that, as directed by the
Commissioner of the General Land Office, un
der provisions of Act of Congress approved
June 27. 1906, Public-No. 303, we will offer at
public sate, to the highest bidder, at 9:45 o'clock
a. m., on the 10th day of August, 1909 next, at
this office, the following described tract of land,
to-wit: EJ4 NW5. 8wS NW5. Sec. 28, Tp. 5 8.
K. 25 E. W. M.
Any persons claiming adversely the above-
described lands are advised to file their claims,
or objections, on or before the day above desig
nated for sale.
June8-Augl2 C. W. MOORE, Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Serial No. 04:,7fl.
United States Land Office, The Dalles. Oregon,
June ad, 1909.
Notice is hereby given that the Northern Pa
cific Railway Company, whose rost office ad
dress is St. Paul, Minnef t i. has this 2nd day of
March, 1909, filed in this office its application to
S3lect under the provisions of the Act of Con
gress, approved July 1, 1S98 (3) Stat. 597, 620)
he N W'i SW!4 Sen. 33, T. 4 8., R. 26 E.. W. M.
Any and all persons claiming adversely tht
lands described, or desiring to object because
of the mineral character of the land, or for any
other reason, to the disposal to applicant,
hould file their affidavits of protest in tliia
office, on or before the 3rd dy of Aug , 1909.
Junef-Augl2 C. W. MOOUK. Register.
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W. O. MINOR
J. II. McIIALEY
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