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"I have been using Cascarets for In-
cumin,,, wim wiucu i nave been anucteu
for twenty years, and I can say that Cas
carets lift VP (M VPT1 ttia itiAra : ..f I. ..
- r. - - .v. unic iciici uittu any
other remedy I have ever tried. I shall
.....,11 ictuiiimciiu mem to my lrtenUs
as being all that they are represented."
liios. UUlarcI, lU;in, 111.
Pleasant, Palatable, Potent, Tasta Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or Gripe.
JOc, 25c, 50c. Never Bold In bulk. Tho (ron
nlne tablet stamped C C C. GuaruotooU to
cure or your money back. (U4
Crushed.
"I suppose yon know, barber." snid
Terry, with a wink at the man in the
other dmir, "that the hair on a man's
bead grows at the rate of turee-millionths
of a yard in a spoond."
"No, I never heard that before." said
the barber, beating a tattoo on the strop
with his razor; "but I know there's a
spot on the back of your bead where the
hair wouldn't grow as much as that in fc
million year."
Willing to Help the Canne.
Philanthropic Person (with subscrip
tion miner) We are rnisiiifr a fund tn
prosecute the white slavers. Can you
assist us .' t
liaseh.ill Magnate Sure! I've inst (lis
posed of two of my players and got a
good casii price for them. Hundred dol
lars be enough? Chicago Tribune.
Mothers will find Mrs. Window's Soothing
Pyni Ui- 1) r.t remedy to use ior their cuildrci
IIli 'lime to He Alone.
"Come away, children," said fheir
xnother. "Hun out in the yard and play."
"I'ut we're watching papa lay the stair
carpet, mamma, they answered.
"I know it, but he's going to lay it
around the bend in the stairway prettj
soon, and I don't want you to hear tin
language he will use." Chicago Tribune.
Con vcr xat Ion ill Opportunities.
"So your wife is a suffragette? Why
does she want to vote?"
"She doesn't want to vote," an
swered M. Meekton. "She wants to
make speeches." Washington Star.
Little children are suffering every
day in the year with sprains, bruises,
:uts, bumps and burns. Hamlins Wiz-
ard Oil is banishing these aches and
pains every day in the year, the world
aver.
Clironle.
"Away down in her heart," said the
6oarding house philosopher, "every wom
an is a pessimist. When any calamity
happens she always wants to know the
worst, and isn't happy until she hears
it."
Proof Conclusive.
Lawyer (cross examining) You testi
fied that Miss S.nyihe was walking in
her sleep. How do you know she was
asleep?
Witness Well, a mouse ran across the
floor right in front of her and she never
even batted an eye. Chicago Tribune.
To Breal in New Shoes.
Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder,
t iri'S hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet.
ures corns. Ingrowing nails and bunions. At
ill druggists and shoe stores, 2"e. Dont accept
invsub.siiuite. Sample inafledFIiK. Address
Ilea S. Olmsted, Ias Iioy.N. Y.
;et the Ax!
"Yes," said the retired auctioneer,
"that boy of mine is a chip otT the old
block, with nil the original bark on him;
lie's a spie'er for a 5-eent theater."
Chicago Tribune.
How the Trouble Started.
Kstelle I don't suppose you have
heard of it, but George and I are going
to be married some time next June.
Mnybelle t!lad to know it, dear. lias
George heard of it yet?
Wliy, Sure!
Tommv Paw, what is concentrated
ye?
Mr. Tucker It's the short and find
ugly word Tommy. Don't bother me."
Vuiiiiliiu I)n.
"You fay Grinder von;er last sum
mer just for fun?" 1
-Oli. u; just for rr.nds:" Harvard
1 ;l lllll""i
Amontr persons of social standing grn-
era 11 v the world throughout, the average
nge of marriage is at present, men 6i
and women 2S.
' ' -i 4.1'
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2 Years a Leader in Painless Dental
Work in Portland.
Gut-of-Town People
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We will Kive you a gwd 22k g-oM or porce-
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22k bridge teeth J-J '
Molar crown
Old or enamel fillinss l-
Silver fillinirs
ChjoJ rubb.r plates....
The best r. d rubber plates ""
Painless extractions
LL WORK GUARANTEED 15 TEARS
Dr. W. A. Wise
President and Manager
The Wise Dental Co.
(INC.) Third and W ashinrton Sta.
PORTLAND, OREGON
inio. of Great Papers on Important Subjects.
SCHOOL GARDEN WOEK.
HE school garden work of trie past few
years has not only given the school bulld-
II lngs themselves more attractive Hurround
I n..ii V..,t If has hion tha mpam nf (Ifl-
ILllt uuu II uua - -
veloplng in the children a sense of pro
prietorship In the growing things, and of
lnsnirlng an embryonic civic spirit that
promises well for the Washington of a few years hence.
It is impossible to estimate the benefits which the city
has gained from this work, modestly started, and for a
season or two conducted under discouraging difficulties,
but loyally persi&ted in by the teachers until It has come
to be recognized as one of the important branches of
school work. The direction of the children's attention
on a certain day to the importance of the vine as a
nienns of improvement is in the line of wholesome edu
cation, and every adult in the district should emulate
the example which the youngsters will set day after to
morrow. Washington Star.
THE ART OF JURY-MAKING.
HE American art of jury-making was a Jest
TT" I and a scandal even before "The Gilded
I I Age" depicted its technique, thirty-six
I -nar-a non TVnt- fnr a Hnv ainpfi have men
J ' o-o. - -
out of court ceased laughing at or bewail
ing Its Imbecilities, or men in court been
able to restrain their anger over the de
lays and Injustice caused by the search for talesmen
"without prejudice." Yet judges are still forced to per
mit attorneys to toll along In the same old rut, a3
though it were a sacred way. A week was spent
hunting jurors for the Hains trial. Five were chosen,
after 177 citizens had been tediously cross-examined, and
to secure two more 150 additional talesmen had to be
called. As soon as they expressed any knowledge aoout
anything they were forthwith bundled off again. The
dreary old procedure should be made to yield to a meth
od that gets a Jury together as expeditiously as in
Europe or New Jersey. New York Evening Po3t.
THE FAR-SEEING SULTAN.
BDUL HAMID must surely live after he
i I shall have been hastened upon his final
I abdication in the minds of his country-
been the John D. Rockefeller of Turkey,
playing not only the bold game for power
and wealth, but arranging for a safe and
easy cushion upon which to light In case of mishap.
The pillagers of the imperial palace at Yildiz have
made several Interesting discoveries in the late Sultan's
private affairs. One of them is that it was Abdul
Hamid's custom to keep large sums of money In banks
at road, using a confidential agent to make the deposits.
German tanks held no less than $10,000,000. Great Britain
and France have been his bankers, and a short timo
ago the old fox placed his confidence In certain insti
tutions in New York.
The Eastern despot has, In common with Presidents
of Latin America, a purely selfish Interest in ruling.
He Is a patriot only when It Is absolutely convenient
for political purposes. The power, the luxury, the Ori
ental love for concentrated and unemployed wealth
clone make the throne attractive. The Sultan did no
little to Improve the state of his country, but travelers
insist that he did thl3 reluctantly. He undertook rail
road building because it kept the soldiers who did the
huildl M busy and placed In parts of the empire where
they could plot to little advantage. Western Ideas en
tered the country slowly and it Is proof of the Sultan's
cunning that he long opposed them, for when European
thought did become widespread in Turkey it brought
about the fall of Abdul Hamld. Toledo Blade.
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THE SIMPLIFIED SPELLING FAD. -
NE of the silliest things that Andrew Car
negie ever did with n portion of those
surplus millions, upon the disbursement of
which depends his happy and peaceful
deathbed, was to permanently endow a
simplified spelling board. Simplified spell
ing, like many another reform attempted
In the United States, wa3 a fad. Certain writers and
teachers over the country became for a time greatly in
terested In the subject, and the matter reached the
height of Its popularity when President Roosevelt in
dorsed 11, and it was at that time that Andrew Carnegie
was moved to Invest some excess money in the progress
of this much needed reform.
And now the fad has passed. Such newspapers and
Journals as adopted a portion of the changes advised
by the Simplified Spelling Board have dropped the most
of them, and were it not for the conscientious efforts
of the board to earn salaries and the continual flooding
of newspapers and teachers with the literature setting
forth the changes which they allege are desirable In
the spelling of English words, the whole matter of sim
plified spelling would be as forgotten as the Interest
once felt In the age of Ann. Fort Worth Record.
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PARENTAL DUTIES FORGOTTEN.
HE doctors say that most of the babies of
the poor are quite as strong and healthy
at birth as any, but that the summer mor
tality among them Is due to improper feed
ing and Inadequate care. The babies born
in the spring, who thus become frail, suc
cumb to the first weeks of very hot weath
er, the Infant death rate jumps up, and there Is a hue
and cry to "save the babies." But the babies in greatest
need of care have been lost before the summer work is
under way. The new plan is to give them proper care
from the week of their arrival, so that they may be
fortified against the first descent of hot weather.
It is a beautiful and thorough-going scheme and high
ly to be commended for its practical good sense. But
It leaves an old-fashioned man rather gasping to know
what has become of the duties of parenthood, and just
why they should end with a birth certificate. It is,
however, a clear economic waste to allow children to die
because the homes into which they come are unable,
from ignorance or poverty, to bring them to healthful
maturity. Brooklyn Eagle.
GOING OUT TO DINNER.
Mrs. Coburn had decided at the last
minute to go to town in the morning
with her husband. He fretted while
she got ready, and together they
rushed for the eight-fifteen, only to
find themselves, much to Coburn's un
acknowledged discomfiture, in plenty
of time. His impatience he expressed
In a tirade against the slowness of
women In dressing, and the unneces
sary fuss they made about their
clothes. A writer in the Chicago New3
tells the story.
"My dress suit comes home from the
tailor to-day," he said to his wife as
they parted. "I'll get there at five
thirty, so we can start for that dinner
in plenty of time. And, Bess, do start
to dress before the last minute!"
At twenty-five minutes to six Coburn
rang the bell furiously and long. The
maid r.nd Mrs. Coburn arrived at the
door simultaneously.
"Thought you'd never come," he
said, as he filing himself out of hl3
overcoat end dropped It on the stairs.
"I must, have lost my htch-key. Hid
the tniior send my suit? oh. there s
the box. Looks all right, but you
never can tell. Where on earth nre
my dreis shirts? 1 haven't one In
si?'it "
lie paused as his wife took his
hrmls out of the bureau drawer, which
he was fianthally pawing from top
to bottom.
"Not in there," she said. "That's
the drawer your socks and handker
chiefs ate kept in. Here they are!"
"Oil!" he exclaimed, slightly molli
fied. "Arm t you dressed yet, Bess?
I wish you'd put In the links and
buttons for me. And say, will you
hunt up my ties?
"Ask Mary to see If the patent-
leather polish Is down-stairs, will you.
and telephone Bill not to come out
this evening. I forgot to tell him we
wouldn't be home!"
Mrs. Coburn. In her kimono, and
with her hairpins In her hands, flew
one way and Mary flew the other. The
roar of running water and mighty
splashings came from the bath-room.
"You've got those buttons In
wrong!" he cried, presently. 'Still
In that kimono? You'll be late, sure
as fate!"
He emptied the tailor's box and pro
ceeded to don his new clothes. A
groan brought Mrs. Coburn to find him
twisting his head round perilously and
staring Into the mirror with an an
guished face.
"Awful!" he moaned. "Give them
away burn them up they don't fit!"
"Now. Harold." aald hi wlfa. ra-
stralningly, "what Is the trouble? Of
course that coat wrinkles when you
twist yourself up like that!"
"Can't you Bee?" he stormed, "the
coat's ruined! It's cut too low In the
neck! The shoulder hunches! Look at
the sag here! And the trousers are too
tight! That man a tailor? He ought
to be breaking stones!"
"Let me hold the mirror and you
stand still and take a look," command
ed his wife.
He did so, and then coughed.
"It'll have to do for to-night," he
said. "Where's my hat? I'll bet it's
still packed away in moth-balls. Oh,
did you get It down? It smells like a
drug shop. Aren't you dressed yet?
I'll go down-stairs, and please hurry
up. Wonder where my overcoat Is
ugh!"
Coburn fell over the overcoat, at the
bottom of the stairs, and promptly
examined his new suit and shirt-front
for possible damages. His eye caught
the clock.
"Bess," he yelled, "it's quarter of
seven! We've just fifteen minutes to
drive four miles! You've had the
whole afternoon to dress "
"My dear boy," said his wife, sweet
ly, "you sit down and be quiet. Now
that I've got ycu dressed, I'm going
to finish myself. That clock is half an
hour fast. I set It ahead, and the one
up here, too, for I knew just how
it would be when you started getting
ready."
Coburn sat down to wait without
a word.
A Peraon of Xote.
Colonel White Your son is quite a
singer, isn't he, Busenbark? Brother
Busenbark Yassah! Yassah! 'Bleeged
to jo' for axin'. Dat boy, sah, am
suttingly de most malodorous culled
pusson in dis whole town. Puck.
SuKgeatlon for Young; Wives.
"How do you tell bad eggs?" quer
ied the young housewife.
"I never told any," replied the fresh
grocery clerk; "but, if I had anything
to tell a bad egg. I'd break it gently."
Christian Guardian.
Hard to t'hooae.
"Whom would you rather entertain? '
aska the philosopher of tolly, "a per
fectly stupid bore or a clever fellow
who has just been abroad for the Mm
timet"
One Difference.
Twixt prize ring and political
The difference ii fair
The one in which men biff and bang
And spar and feint is square.
Kansas City Time.
About the first thing a girl does
fter she has been told she has a fine
figure ! to have a prlnoeaae drew made.
If every man got what he deserved
all the jails would be overcrowded.
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The terrible question, "Where shall
we spend the summer?" is again ramp
ant. None the less terrible to the de
tiding member of the family, perhaps
are the numerous "best places in the
world" which are freely and sincerely
recommended. The man in the fol
lowing story had a good answer, ac
cording to a writer in the Philadelphia
Record.
"1 see the railroads have been rats
ing rates again," remarked a commu
ter to his companion as they came
into the city on a Reading train.
'Tes," replied his city friend, "but
luckily for me, it is not going tc
affect my holidays any more than last
year, eo I cannot complain."
"Oh, I heard you speaking about
your vacation last year great place
I believe?"
"Yes, it was."
"Good table?"
"Best in the world. Wasn't a thing
I wanted I did not have."
"Pleasant people?"
''Delightful, and tlie best of It was
It was so Informal. We could do jus)
as we pleased."
"Restful?"
"I should say so. Never was in
place I could rest better."
"Beds good?"
"Great! Private bath, too."
"I'll bet it was expensive, though?"
"On the contrary, it was the cheap
est holiday I ever had."
"Goodness me, man, tell me where
It Is!"
The fortunate man drew a card from
his case, wrote the name on it and
handed it to his friend, who read.
"Home."
A Dlxnppoinictl Jury.
A South Missouri man recently was
tried on a charge of assault. The
State brought into court as the weap
on3 used a rail, an ax. a pair of tongs,
a saw and a rifle. The defendant's
counsel exhibited as the other man's
weapons a scythe blade, a pitchfork, a
pistol and a hoe. The Jury's verdict Is
said to have been "Resolved. That we
the jury, would have given one dollaj
to have seen the fight." Bellman.
A Short, Sad Siorr.
My case went to the faculty,
There was some small dissension.
So first I waited in suspense
Then waited in suspension.
Yale Record.
People manage to keep all other fam
lljr gossip private except when they
have been married more than onca
This little history always leaks out.
Some marriages are eye-openers, and
some others are eye-closers.
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tVhen He's "It."
The farmer's life has cares and Joys,
His work is long and hard and roush;
He slaves from dawn till after dark,
To raise and grow and own enough,
Dut there's a bright side to his life.
His sorrows he can always drown
When, with his team, he's hired te haul
A busted auto back to town.
-Los Angeles Express.
Accommodating:.
First Passenger Pardon me, but
would you mind loaning me your spec
tacles a moment?
Second Passenger With pleasure,
pir.
First Passenger Thanks, awfully,
and now, as you can no longer read
your newspaper, would you kindly pass I
tt over to me.'
Store trKently Needed.
Salesman (at bookstore) Perhaps
;his is what' you are looking for. It's a
work entitled "Housekeeping Made
Easy." Tells you all about
Anvinns Pnstnmpr n: wp've pot that.
Haven't von a book called "Moving Made
Easy"? Chienso Tribune.
Ho Objection to Telling'.
"Do tell me. Pulsatilla," begged the girt
under the inverted waste basket, "the
secret of that wonderful blonde hair of
yours. It defies detection."
"I will," said the girl under the in
verted coal scuttle, "if you won't tell
anybody else. I selected for my grand
mother and mother two women who ha
'air just like mino "
iTrSratrer from Fits, FsUiff Slrtneim 8p.
covBiy wi.l reiivvn j
do ii toud f'r nFree B t'1 el
nr May's Epileptlcido Cure.
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